1 00:00:03,125 --> 00:00:06,667 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:11,417 - HA HA HA HA! 3 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:38,500 - CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER. 4 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:52,667 - AND, IRWIN, CHECK THIS ONE OUT! 5 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,976 - THERE'S STILL ASPARAGUS ON IT. 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,583 - THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER! 7 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,125 - THE DISHWASHING GAME! 8 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:04,667 - I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE WAY THE WATER WRINKLES UP MY SKIN! 9 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,042 - ME, TOO! 10 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:09,000 - YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MOM LETS YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! 11 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,750 - MY M-M-MOM? 12 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:11,625 Y-Y-YEAH. 13 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:14,000 - WAIT A SECOND! YOU KNOW WHAT? 14 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:16,167 I DON'T THINK I EVER SEEN YOUR MOM. 15 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,167 - S-SURE, YOU HAVE. - NOPE, DON'T THINK SO. 16 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,792 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 17 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:25,833 I'll BET YOU KEEP HER CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN IN THE REFRIGERATOR! 18 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:29,917 HELLO, MRS. IRWIN? YOU IN HERE? 19 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,833 - CUT THAT OUT, BILLY! 20 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,042 - WHY, IRWIN? 21 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:35,042 YOU TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING? 22 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:38,458 - N-NO! OF COURSE NOT! DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 23 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:41,667 SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO'S COMPLETELY NORMAL, 24 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,458 AND THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL WRONG WITH HER. 25 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:46,833 SHE'S JUST REALLY BUSY AND WORKS ALL DAY AND NIGHT. 26 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:49,542 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, BILLY. 27 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:53,333 - GO? WHEN I... [GRUNTING] 28 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:56,708 YOU'RE RIGHT. I GOTS TO GO... BAD! 29 00:01:56,792 --> 00:02:00,083 WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 30 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,667 [GRUNTING] 31 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,018 AH! GOT IT. 32 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:06,750 I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET THAT OPEN. BACK TO BUSINESS. 33 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:09,167 ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 34 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:12,000 ♪ OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 35 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:15,333 JUST ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 36 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,208 ALL DONE. 37 00:02:18,292 --> 00:02:19,625 [MUMMY GROWLING] 38 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:22,917 - HUH? AAAH! MUMMY! 39 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,333 [SCREAMING] 40 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:26,417 IRWIN! 41 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,833 I SAW SOMETHING HORRIBLE IN THE BATHROOM! 42 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:31,976 OOH! OOH! OOH! THEN I SAW A MUMMY! 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,500 - A MUMMY? - YEAH! 44 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:36,958 IT WAS WRAPPED IN BANDAGES, WITH SCARY EYES, 45 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,042 AND IT... OH, IT SMELLED! 46 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,458 - BILLY! THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, BOY. 47 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:43,167 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT TO LEAVING. 48 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,750 - REALLY? BUT WHY? 49 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,375 - LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE TERRIBLE GAS, 50 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,893 AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AROUND FOR IT. 51 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:53,125 AND YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY UPON YOURSELF. 52 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,000 - D-WHAT? 53 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:57,750 - NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. JUST GO! 54 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:01,958 - QUICK THINKING, DAD. 55 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:05,000 THAT WAS A GREAT EXCUSE TO GET BILLY OUT OF THE HOUSE. 56 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,458 HE ALMOST SUSPECTED SOMETHING. 57 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,083 [DAD PASSES GAS] 58 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,250 - MANDY! 59 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:19,208 I... I SAW A MUMMY! 60 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:21,250 MANDY! 61 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,000 - DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 62 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:27,083 [SIGHS] - GO LET HIM IN, GRIM. 63 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,167 - MANDY! 64 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:34,083 I... I... I THINK IRWIN'S MOMMY IS A MUMMY! 65 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,125 - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 66 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,292 - I SAW HER WITH MY OWN EYES! 67 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:41,208 - LISTEN, BILLY, JUST BECAUSE TWO WORDS SOUND ALIKE 68 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:43,000 DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE THE SAME THING. 69 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:46,333 REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE RUBBING YOUR HAIR WITH SHAMPOO, 70 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:49,083 AND IT WAS ACTUALLY STINKY WET DOG? 71 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:50,042 - I REMEMBER THAT! 72 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:54,500 EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM ME FOR A WHOLE MONTH. 73 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:57,542 THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT! IT WAS A MUMMY! 74 00:03:57,625 --> 00:04:03,542 AND IRWIN'S DAD SAID I WAS CURSED FOREVER! 75 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,875 - BILLY, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, 76 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:08,375 IT'S JUST... I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 77 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,542 - I DON'T WANT TO BE CURSED FOREVER! 78 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,125 - HERE, BILLY. THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP... 79 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:16,292 A NICE, BIG STINKY BAG OF DOG... AHEM. 80 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:20,333 I MEAN, SHAMPOO, FRESH FROM THE FRONT YARD. 81 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:24,083 - ♪ WASHIN' MY HAIR, JUST WASHIN' MY HAIR ♪ 82 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:26,333 [WHISTLING A TUNE] 83 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:28,958 [HUMMING] 84 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:31,167 [GARGLING, GULPING] 85 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,125 HUH? EEEH! WHAT? 86 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,958 PHOOEY! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! 87 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,958 GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! 88 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:41,417 - MANDY, DID YOU JUST SEE... - NOPE. 89 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:46,292 - IT'S THE CURSE! IT'S THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY! 90 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:47,375 HELP! 91 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:48,458 - CURSED, EH? 92 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:51,083 THE ONLY PEOPLE CURSED ROUND HERE ARE US, 93 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:55,042 FOR HAVING TO BE EXPOSED TO BILLY'S BUTT-NAKEDISM. 94 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:59,625 - OK, THERE'S IRWIN'S DAD COMING OUT, 95 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:02,042 LEAVING FOR WORK AS USUAL. 96 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,542 NOTHING STRANGE THERE. 97 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:06,167 [ENGINE STARTING] 98 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:11,625 DARN! THERE'S STILL NO DURN PROOF THAT IRWIN'S MOM IS A MUMMY! 99 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:14,417 [SECOND ENGINE STARTING] 100 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:20,167 OOH, YEAH! 101 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:25,208 I GOT YOU NOW, IRWIN'S MOM. 102 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:29,125 I KNEW IT! SHE IS A MUMMY! 103 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:32,583 BIG BUG GOES SQUASH NOW. 104 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,958 [INSECTS BUZZING] 105 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:38,976 IT'S THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY! 106 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,102 - SURE YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING, GRIM? 107 00:05:41,126 --> 00:05:43,125 - HECK, YEAH! DOUBLE OR NOTHING! 108 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,583 - ALL RIGHT. 109 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:48,000 - GET AWAY FROM ME! AAAH! - GRIM, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS. 110 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:54,018 - OH, LOOK AT BILLY, RUNNING AROUND BUTT-NAKED. HOW EMBARRASSING! 111 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:55,625 OK, MANDY, ANTE UP. 112 00:05:55,708 --> 00:06:00,125 I'M DETERMINED TO WIN MY THINGS BACK. 113 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:22,792 [WHISPERING] - Irwin! Irwin! 114 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,042 - MEOW! 115 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,792 [CAR ALARM BLARING] 116 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,583 [DOGS BARKING] 117 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,000 [CAR HORN HONKING] 118 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:39,917 - BILLY, IS THAT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 119 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,125 - IRWIN, I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY 120 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,000 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 121 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,792 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 122 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:54,833 MAY I SUGGEST YOU GO HOME AND GET BACK IN BED? 123 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:02,167 [GASPING] 124 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:06,018 - I WAS RIGHT! IRWIN'S MOM IS A MUMMY! 125 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:08,542 THE CURSE DOES EXIST! 126 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:10,875 [RATTLESNAKES RATTLING] 127 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:14,083 OH, NOT AGAIN. 128 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 AAAH! 129 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:18,792 THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY STRIKES AGAIN! 130 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,792 THE CURSE, I TELL YOU! 131 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:25,042 - WHAT IS ALL THAT RACKET OUTSIDE? 132 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:28,708 - AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! 133 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:31,917 - ALL RIGHT, ALREADY. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. 134 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,292 TIME TO LOOK INTO THIS SO-CALLED MUMMY'S CURSE. 135 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:37,958 [DOORBELL RINGS] 136 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:39,375 - I'll GET IT. 137 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,875 - TV REPAIRMAN, MON. 138 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:44,083 - TV REPAIRMAN, MON? BUT OUR TELEVISION IS WORKING FINE. 139 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:49,000 - WELL, UH, YEAH, BUT THE THING IS, UH... 140 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,667 - EXCUSE ME. 141 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:57,208 LOOKS TO ME LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE. 142 00:07:57,292 --> 00:07:59,333 - HUH. IT WAS FINE A MINUTE AGO. 143 00:07:59,417 --> 00:08:01,833 WOW. GOOD THING YOU GUYS CAME WHEN YOU DID. 144 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:03,250 GO AHEAD AND DO YOUR THANG. 145 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,976 - IS THE COAST CLEAR? - YEP. 146 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:11,625 NOW, BILLY, SHOW US WHERE YOU FIRST ENCOUNTERED THE MUMMY. 147 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,750 - RIGHT THIS WAY. 148 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:17,000 I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 149 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,583 THIS IS WHERE I FIRST SAW IRWIN'S MUMMY, 150 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,875 BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF HER ANYWHERE. 151 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:25,375 - COULD IT BE YOU IMAGINED THE WHOLE THING? 152 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:28,833 - BILLY, YOU SAID IRWIN'S MOM HAD A BANGED-UP CAR. 153 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:31,375 ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT SHE WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT 154 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:34,042 AND HAD TO WEAR A FULL BODY CAST? 155 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:35,375 - DUH! 156 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:40,042 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BUGS AND SNAKES THAT ATTACKED ME? 157 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:43,875 - BILLY, I FOUND THIS IN YOUR SHOWER. 158 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:47,042 - MY SHAMPOO! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! 159 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:52,542 - BILLY, YOU DO KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T REALLY SHAMPOO, IT'S DOG... 160 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:55,750 - STEAK SAUCE. - DOG STEAK SAUCE? 161 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,917 NO WONDER IT TASTED SO GOOD! 162 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,042 SO THAT'S WHAT PROBABLY ATTRACTED ALL THOSE BUGS AND SNAKES TO ME. 163 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,875 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 164 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:07,292 STUPID ME, THINKING IRWIN'S MOM WAS A MUMMY! 165 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:09,976 OH, YEAH! BOY, DO I FEEL SILLY! 166 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,958 [TOILET FLUSHING] 167 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,542 OOH! I GET IT! 168 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:23,125 THIS IS, LIKE, THE "THEME BASEMENT!" 169 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,500 [MUMMY MOANING] 170 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,708 I GET IT! YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! 171 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,875 [MUMMY ROARING] 172 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 AND IRWIN'S MOM ISN'T REALLY A MUMMY. 173 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:47,000 SHE'S JUST HIDEOUSLY UGLY BECAUSE SHE'S SO OLD AND HAS BAD SKIN! 174 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,292 SEE? 175 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:49,958 [GRIM AND MANDY SCREAMING] 176 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:52,583 - BILLY! GET OFF OF IRWIN'S MOM! 177 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,042 - IRWIN'S MOM? - YES, MANDY. 178 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,125 IRWIN'S MOM IS ACTUALLY A MUMMY. 179 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,750 NOBODY CAN TELL YOU WHO TO FALL IN LOVE WITH, 180 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,042 BUT WE'VE MANAGED TO MAKE IT WORK ALL THESE YEARS, 181 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:07,167 LEAVING A WHOLE LOT OF QUESTIONS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE ANSWERED. 182 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,667 - EH, WORKS FOR ME. 183 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,083 - DITTO. - ME, TOO. 184 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,875 - YEAH, BUT HOW DID YOU AND IRWIN'S MOM... 185 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:17,185 - LEAVING A WHOLE LOT OF QUESTIONS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE ANSWERED. 186 00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:21,750 PASS THE SCARAB BEETLES, DEAR. THANKS, HONEY PIE. 187 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,125 [SNAP] 188 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,917 [BOTH LAUGHING] 189 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,417 - SO, MR. IRWIN'S DAD, THERE WAS NO MUMMY'S CURSE, RIGHT? 190 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,250 - OH, NO, BILLY, THE CURSE IS REAL. 191 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:35,125 WE'VE ALL GOT IT. YOU JUST LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT. 192 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,792 - MANDY, COULD YOU PLEASE PASS THE STEAK SAUCE? 193 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:44,042 - UH, SURE, BILLY. FRESH FROM THE FRONT LAWN. 194 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:45,167 - MMM MMM MMM! 195 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,375 YOU GUYS GOTS TO TRY THIS ON YOUR SCARAB BEETLES! 196 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:54,458 IT'S DELICIOSIOUS, AND IT MAKES GREAT SHAMPOO! 197 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,958 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 198 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:13,375 - DR. GAYLORD AND HIS GOOD-GUY DINOBONOIDS ARE FINISHED. 199 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,875 JURASSIC CREEPS RULE! 200 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:20,917 - OH... HEY, GANG! IT'S BILLY! WE'RE SAVED! 201 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,708 - DAH DAH DAH-DAH! 202 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:25,375 BILLY NOBONOID! 203 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,458 - COME ON, TEAM! 204 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:29,625 WE'RE NOT BEATEN YET, BECAUSE WE ARE... 205 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,042 - THE DINOBONOIDS! 206 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,042 - HEY, TRICERATRON! IT'S TIME YOU WERE EXTINCT! 207 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:39,958 FULL-ON FRIENDSHIP! 208 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:43,708 - YEE-HA! WE BEAT THE JURASSIC CREEPS! 209 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:47,292 - THANKS, BILLY. WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 210 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,976 - REALLY? - YOU BET. 211 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,976 FROM THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU, I THOUGHT... 212 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,292 - FEEBLE-MINDED DORK. BOYS DON'T PLAY WITH DOLLS. 213 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,000 - YOU DID? - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 214 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,167 WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS... 215 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,000 - BILLY, YOU'RE A PATHETIC NINCOMPOOP. 216 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,875 - I AM PRETTY AWESOME! 217 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,875 - AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE PLAYING WITH DOLLS? 218 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:12,083 - YOU MEAN, ACTION FIGURES? 219 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:15,292 - NO. I MEAN DOLLS. 220 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,227 BILLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL SAY 221 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:22,667 WHEN THEY SEE YOU MAKING EXPLODING NOISES AND THROWING YOUR DOLLS AROUND? 222 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,500 - KABOOM! THEY'LL SAY I'M A HERO. 223 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,208 - THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU. 224 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:32,000 - MANDY, NOBODY WOULD DARE LAUGH AT THE DINOBONOIDS. 225 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,875 - AH, HA HA HA HA! 226 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:38,375 - AW, THAT'S JUST SPERG. HE LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING I DO. 227 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,667 - BILLY, THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU. 228 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,667 [MUFFLED LAUGHTER] 229 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,208 - "FULL-ON FRIENDSHIP!" 230 00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,083 HA HA HA HA! 231 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,875 - MOM? DADDY? 232 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,625 - OH, WE'RE SORRY, BILLY. 233 00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,583 WE WEREN'T LAUGHING AT YOU, 234 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,708 WE WERE LAUGHING WITH YOU. 235 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,542 - I WAS LAUGHING AT HIM. 236 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,018 - MY OWN PARENTS? JEEZ. 237 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:11,042 MAYBE IT IS TIME TO LET YOU GO. 238 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,000 - WOW! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN! 239 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:17,042 - OH, WHY, GRIM? WHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOUNG? 240 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:20,792 - WELL, USUALLY BECAUSE I GET CONFUSED. 241 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:25,208 WELL, ANYHOO, ARE WE READY TO CHOP THEIR LITTLE HEADS OFF? 242 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,542 - NO! I HAVE TO SEZ MY GOOD-BYES. 243 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:32,750 [SOBBING] GOOD-BYE, BRAVE PROFESSOR GAYLORD. 244 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,375 - OH, I'M MISSING MY SHOWS! 245 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,500 [WAILING] 246 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,250 - AH! OK, OK. 247 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:43,958 BILLY, I'VE GOT ONE FINAL MISSION FOR YOU. 248 00:13:44,042 --> 00:13:46,542 - YOU DO? 249 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:51,292 - AND NOW, FOR THE FINISHING TOUCHES! 250 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,458 [THUNDERCLAP] 251 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,000 - HEY! I'M ALIVE! 252 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,667 - ME, TOO! 253 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,125 - HEY, WE'RE ALL ALIVE! 254 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,292 - PRETTY COOL, HUH? 255 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,042 - YOU BROUGHT THE DINOBONOIDS TO LIFE! 256 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,917 - YEP, BUT IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. 257 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,833 THE MAGIC WILL RUN OUT IN A FEW HOURS AND YOU WILL RETURN TO NORMAL SIZE, 258 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,417 SO DON'T GET SQUISHED. 259 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,000 - ALL RIGHT, GANG, HUDDLE UP. 260 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,917 TEX AND I WILL RUN RECON INTO THE FOREST. 261 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:23,167 TRICERATRON, YOU AND THE JURASSIC CREEPS TRY AND BUILD A CAMP. 262 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,583 - WAIT! 263 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,875 WHY DO THE JURASSIC CREEPS HAVE TO DO ALL THE HARD WORK? 264 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:31,042 I THINK WE SHOULD GO ON RECON. 265 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,958 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH! 266 00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:35,208 - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, BREAK IT UP! 267 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,542 - AND WHO ARE YOU? 268 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,792 - I AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE DINOBONOIDS. 269 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:40,917 - NEW LEADER? 270 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,268 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE LEADER 271 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,976 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 272 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,125 [SQUIRREL ROARING] 273 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,917 - AAAH! 274 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,583 [SQUIRREL BELCHES] 275 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,125 - WELL, THAT SETTLES IT. I'M THE NEW LEADER. 276 00:14:56,208 --> 00:15:01,040 TRICERATRON, YOU TAKE YOUR JURASSIC CREEPS AND GO OUT IN THE GRASS SOMEWHERE, 277 00:15:01,064 --> 00:15:05,583 AND WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU. 278 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,750 NOW, BEAT IT! 279 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:07,958 - COME ON, CREEPS. 280 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:13,375 - HA HA! I LIKE THE WAY YOU WAGE WAR, BILLY. 281 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,000 - AAAH! 282 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,083 - OH! SHINY CUPCAKE! 283 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:26,083 - OH, NO, TEX! RUN! 284 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:31,125 - WELL, WHAT'S THIS? 285 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,875 OK, WE'RE IN. 286 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,875 OOH, A KITTY! 287 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,250 - SHOOT IT! 288 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,750 - MEOW? 289 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,083 [GROANS] 290 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,542 - OH, GOOD KITTY! 291 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:51,417 - HELLO, FRIENDS. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND. 292 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,667 [ZIP] 293 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,875 - HEY, LAZLOW! HOW YOU DOING? 294 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:59,875 - HELP ME! I THINK HE'S TEETHING! 295 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,792 [BILLY AND TEX SCREAMING] 296 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,667 - YOU'LL LOVE MY TEA PARTY. 297 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:09,375 AND HERE IS YOUR CHAIR. 298 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,583 NOW, SIT TIGHT. 299 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,542 - BILLY, I CAN'T MOVE! - ME, EITHER! 300 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,542 - OK, WHO WANTS COOKIES? 301 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,042 - COOKIES! 302 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,542 YUMMY! [BELCHES] 303 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:30,792 - AND WELCOME BACK TO "DA VOODOO DIGEST, MON." HUH! 304 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,208 - MILKSHAKES, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 305 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,833 - TO DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD. UH, I MEAN, YEAH. 306 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:40,167 - HMM. SOMETHING'S FISHY. 307 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,917 - YEAH, SOMETHING'S FISHY. 308 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,750 - NO, SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT. I REMEMBER! 309 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:48,333 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE 310 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:52,000 BETWEEN MY SLIPPERS AND YOUR CAT BOX! 311 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,500 - RETREAT! 312 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:59,000 - HEY! YOU'RE THOSE JURASSIC CREEPS. 313 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:02,750 - WE ARE FLEEING FROM THE ONE NAMED BILLY. DO YOU KNOW HIM? 314 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,417 - KNOW HIM? I'M HIS BEST FRIEND. 315 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,167 - ON PURPOSE? - HECK, NO! 316 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,417 I'M THE GRIM REAPER. 317 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,792 I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS, I TAKE FRIENDS! 318 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,375 MY LIFE STINKS. 319 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:18,208 - WELL, HEY, I NEVER WANTED TO BE AN EVIL VILLAIN. 320 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:19,375 [ALL GASP] 321 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:24,000 I DO IT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M EXPECTED TO. 322 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,250 - AWWW! 323 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,750 - HEY, MON, IT'S OK. 324 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:30,000 YOU JUST GOT TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 325 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,250 - YOU'RE RIGHT, STICKS. 326 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,833 AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GO-GO DANCER! 327 00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:37,292 YOU KNOW, SHAKE MY BOOTY FOR THE LADIES. 328 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,375 - DO IT, MAN! - YEAH! 329 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,667 - YEAH! JUST DO IT IN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO! 330 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,875 - WHY'S THAT? 331 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,250 - BECAUSE AFTER THAT, YOU'RE JUST TOYS AGAIN, 332 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:50,083 AND I HAVE TO CHOP YOUR HEADS OFF. 333 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:54,958 - NO... COOKIE! HELP! 334 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,833 SNACK TIME'S OVER! 335 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:05,208 - NICE MOVE, BILLY. NOW IT'S MY TURN. 336 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:10,042 FULL-ON FRIENDSHIP! LET'S MOVE! 337 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,583 [ROARING] 338 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,042 - FASCINATING. SO WITH YOUR SCYTHE, 339 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:18,018 YOU CONTROL THE POWERS OF THE SUPERNATURAL? 340 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:19,375 - YEP. - HMM. 341 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:23,208 THAT MAKES ME HAVE TO, UH, TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 342 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:26,125 JURASSIC CREEPS, LET'S ALL GO TO THE BATHROOM. 343 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,958 - BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO. - YOU WILL WHEN YOU GET THERE. 344 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,333 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, GRIM? 345 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,167 - THEY'D BETTER NOT GO IN MY SLIPPERS. 346 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,625 - WHY DO WE HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM? 347 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:38,875 - WE DON'T. 348 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:42,000 WE JUST HAD TO GET AWAY FROM THAT BAG OF BONES. 349 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,083 - WHY? 350 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,875 - BECAUSE WE NEED TO GET THAT SCYTHE. 351 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,678 WITH THAT SCYTHE, I WOULD RULE THE UNIVERSE, 352 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:54,417 AND THERE WOULD BE NOTHING THE DINOBONOIDS OR BILLY COULD DO TO STOP ME. 353 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,333 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 354 00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,250 - HA HA HA! WHAT AM I LAUGHING AT? 355 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,208 HA HA HA HA! 356 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,542 - I HOPE MANDY CAN HEAR OUR KNOCKS. 357 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,250 - WHY DON'T WE JUST SHOOT THE DOORBELL? 358 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,542 - GOOD IDEA! 359 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,292 [DOORBELL RINGS] 360 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,000 MANDY WAS SURE TO HEAR THAT! 361 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:20,542 - SO, BILLY LEFT HIS DOLLS ON MY DOORSTEP. 362 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,875 I GUESS HE COULDN'T BEAR TO DESTROY THEM HIMSELF. 363 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,167 - DESTROY? - IT'S NOTHING. 364 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,333 - WELL, A GIRL'S WORK IS NEVER DONE. 365 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,625 - QUICK, MANDY! WE NEED GRIM! 366 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,250 - WEIRD-LOOKING LITTLE DOLLS. 367 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:38,083 - HEY! ARE YOU THE LITTLE GIRL THAT'S GOING TO HELP US? 368 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,667 - YEP. 369 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,792 - HA HA HA HA! 370 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,708 THAT SHOWED HIM UP! 371 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,792 - TEX! 372 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 - JUST ONE MORE. 373 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:54,125 - MANDY! NO! 374 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,083 [GRIM SNORING] 375 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,083 - SURPRISE, GRIM. 376 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,583 - YOU BAKED ME A CAKE? 377 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:03,375 - WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR HANGING OUT WITH US. 378 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,958 - REALLY? - FIRE! 379 00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:09,976 - HEY! ME EYES! I CAN'T SEE! 380 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,292 - GRAB THE SCYTHE! 381 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:15,042 - MAKE ME HUGE! I WANT TO DESTROY THINGS! 382 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,542 HA HA HA HA! 383 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,750 - WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK. 384 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,708 - WE NEED INSTRUCTIONS! - HMM. 385 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:28,375 TEACH US HOW TO USE THE SCYTHE, OR WE'LL BLAST YOU! 386 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,542 - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE EVIL. 387 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:35,458 - THAT WAS BEFORE YOU SHOWED ME THIS BABY. 388 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:39,208 - MANDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ME! BILLY! 389 00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:45,208 - I KNOW, BUT WHEN WILL I GET A CHANCE LIKE THIS AGAIN? 390 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,417 - FULL-ON FRIENDSHIP, YOU WICKED HARPY! 391 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,750 - PROFESSOR GAYLORD! 392 00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:54,667 STOP FOOLING AROUND, LAZLOW! 393 00:20:54,750 --> 00:21:00,208 - HA HA! YOU CAN'T HURT ME! I'VE DISARMED YOU! 394 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,125 - EEH! [PANTING] 395 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,976 - GOOD WORK, BILLY! 396 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,583 - I'M SORRY I EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING RID OF YOU. 397 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,958 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, BILLY. YOU'RE GROWING UP. 398 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:16,125 - WELL, I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE, 399 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,917 BUT I CAN STILL KEEP YOU IN YOUR BOX AND LOOK AT YOU. 400 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,125 WELL, MOST OF YOU. 401 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:25,375 - OH, THANK YOU, BILLY. 402 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,708 - SHUT UP, LAZLOW! 403 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:36,458 - WELL, THE MAGIC RAN OUT AT THAT INSTANT, AS MAGIC OFTEN DOES, 404 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:40,458 AND I GAVE THE JURASSIC CREEPS THE BURIAL THEY DESERVED. 405 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,833 COULDN'T FIND PROFESSOR GAYLORD. 406 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,083 - YOU'RE A PRETTY GIRL. 407 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:50,625 - AND AS FOR BILLY, WELL, NO ONE EVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 408 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,250 BUT WE DIDN'T LOOK THAT HARD. 409 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,917 - HELLO? HELLO! 410 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,708 [BILLY WHISTLING A TUNE] 411 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:11,083 ♪ I LOVE WASHIN' MY HAIR 'CAUSE MY SHAMPOO TASTES SO GOOD! ♪ 412 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,875 HA HA HA! 413 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,542 MMM MMM MMM MMM! 414 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,958 ♪ JUST A-WASHIN' MY HAIR, JUST A-WASHIN' MY HAIR ♪ 415 00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:20,500 ♪ HMM, HMM, YEAH! [WHISTLING] 416 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,083 [GASPS] WAIT A SEC! 417 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,333 [SNIFFING] 418 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,250 THIS ISN'T SHAMPOO! IT'S DOG... 419 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,292 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 420 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,515 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ]