1 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:10,292 [LAUGHING] 2 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,184 WHEN YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL, 3 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:36,917 WE START TALKING ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. 4 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:51,542 [WESTERN MOVIE PLAYING ON TV] 5 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,625 HEY, BILLY. 6 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:57,375 FETCH ME A GLASS OF WATER. 7 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,958 - YOU GOT IT, MANDY! 8 00:01:00,042 --> 00:01:02,167 - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 9 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,333 THERE'S A SPECK ON MY GLASS. 10 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:07,500 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME? 11 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:08,917 NOW SHINE MY SHOES. 12 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,583 - I'll GIVE THEM THE OLD SPIT SHINE. 13 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:14,792 [HACKING UP PHLEGM] 14 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:15,917 [SPITS] 15 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,083 - OH! NOT AGAIN! THIS IS MY GOOD ROBE, TOO. 16 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,059 - HERE'S A LIST OF BOOKS I WANT YOU TO GET FOR ME 17 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:25,018 FROM THAT FANCY-PANTS BOOKSTORE DOWNTOWN. 18 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,167 NOW, GET GOING. 19 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,417 YOU'RE LATE. I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE. 20 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:31,083 BUT THANK YOU. 21 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:33,375 - WAIT A SEC. WHAT'D YOU SAY? 22 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,042 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 23 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:37,667 - UH, I SAID, "THANK YOU"? 24 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,500 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 25 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,333 I DO ALL KINDS OF THINGS FOR YOU 26 00:01:41,417 --> 00:01:45,000 AND YOU NEVER SHOW ME ANY APPRECIATION. 27 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:47,625 - DIDN'T I JUST SAY, "THANK YOU?" 28 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,667 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT "THANK YOU" EVEN MEANS? 29 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,309 - TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE, TO GIVE THANKS TO, 30 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,500 AN ACKNOWLEDGMENT EXPRESSIVE OF A SENSE OF FAVOR FOR A KINDNESS RECEIVED. 31 00:01:55,583 --> 00:02:00,083 - HA HA HA HO! SO THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE, HUH? 32 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,917 WELL, THANK YOU, TOO. 33 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,458 I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN! 34 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:09,083 - OH-KAY. 35 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:12,000 [WHISTLING] 36 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:14,917 - HI, MANDY. HI, IRWIN. 37 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,250 I SAID, "HI, MANDY." 38 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:20,458 - MANDY DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE, SO BEAT IT. 39 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:23,625 SHE'S WITH ME NOW. 40 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:29,125 - AWW, ARE YOU STILL MAD 41 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:32,875 BECAUSE YOU WERE SUCH A JERK YESTERDAY? 42 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:34,417 [GROWLING] 43 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,125 - WELL, I FORGIVE YOU! 44 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:38,333 YOU KNOW, MANDY, I WAS SCARED YOU NEVER, EVER 45 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:40,000 WANTED TO TALK TO ME AGAIN. 46 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:42,750 PRETTY SILLY, HUH? OOH! 47 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:51,042 HEEEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? "YOU'RE BEING REPLACED"? 48 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,708 - NEXT. 49 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:57,083 - PLEASE, MANDY. 50 00:02:57,167 --> 00:03:00,167 MAY I PLEASE BE YOUR REPLACEMENT BILLY 51 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:06,583 AND TAKE THE SACRED, COVETED, SPOT BY YOUR SIDE! 52 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,667 - AAH! 53 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,083 - HELLO, SPERG. 54 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:16,042 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH ENOUGH 55 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,083 TO BE MY NEW REPLACEMENT BILLY? 56 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:20,125 - JUST TRY ME, SQUIRT. 57 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:23,042 - FINE. WE'LL START WITH SOMETHING EASY. 58 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:26,583 GET ME... A GLASS OF WATER. 59 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:30,417 A... A GLASS OF W-WATER? 60 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:33,833 [CLEARS THROAT] SURE. NO PROBLEM. 61 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:44,625 I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE! [SOBBING] 62 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:45,833 - NEXT. 63 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:49,625 - HI, MANDY. GUESS WHO I AM? DUH-HA-HA-HA! 64 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:50,625 - BILLY'S DAD? 65 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:54,875 - DUH-HA-HA-HA! NO, NO. JUST BILLY. 66 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:57,875 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE MY BILLY REPLACEMENT? 67 00:03:57,958 --> 00:03:59,625 - DUH-HA-HA-HA! ARE YOU KIDDING? 68 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:01,667 THIS MAKES ME FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER! 69 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:05,167 WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING ALL THESE BILLY OUTFITS? 70 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:09,417 - OH, BILLY WAS WEARING THIS ONE. SEE? 71 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,000 [WHISTLING] 72 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,750 - HI, MANDY! 73 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:19,500 - BILLY, MEET THE NEW BILLY, BOBBY. 74 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:20,250 - AAH! 75 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,042 - INTRODUCE YOURSELF, BOBBY. 76 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:27,958 - HI! I'M B-B-B-B-B-B-B... MANDY! 77 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:29,042 - PERFECT. 78 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,292 SMELL YOU LATER, NO-LONGER-BILLY BILLY. 79 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:35,000 - IT'S TOO BAD I'M GONNA HAVE TO HATE YOU FOREVER 80 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,667 FOR STEALING MY FRIEND, 81 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,083 OR WE COULD HANG OUT. 82 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:40,417 - HEY, BILLY THAT ISN'T BILLY ANYMORE. 83 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:45,792 STAY AWAY FROM BOBBY. HE'S MY FRIEND, NOT YOURS. 84 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:50,018 [PIANO PLAYING ON TV] 85 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:52,792 - GRIM, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 86 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,542 - YOU'RE GOING TO ANYWAY. 87 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:55,833 - DO YOU STILL LIKE ME? 88 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:59,042 - LISTEN, BILLY, WHEN YOU KIDS WON THE BET OVER ME, 89 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:02,875 I PROMISED TO BE BOTH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. 90 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:06,083 BUT NO, I DON'T LIKE YOU. 91 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,393 - DO YOU KNOW WHERE MANDY FOUND 92 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:10,125 THAT CREEPY NEW LITTLE BRAT, JERK, 93 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,625 BIG-NOSED, GOOFY, LAUGHING, 94 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:15,667 STUPID-DRESSED, EMPTY-HEADED, NOT BILLY BILLY? 95 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,500 - ME AND MANDY FOUND BOBBY ON INTERNET 96 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,375 WHILE LOOKING UP FARTS. 97 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:22,875 - WELL, I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO BOBBY 98 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:26,458 AND WIN MANDY BACK, OR DIE TRYING. 99 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:31,292 - LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT LAST PART. 100 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:39,458 - TUESDAY THE SIXTH. BOBBY AND MANDY GO TO THE MOVIES. 101 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:42,500 I SHALL CONTINUE MONITORING THEIR PROGRESS 102 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:46,208 AND FORMULATE A PLAN TO WIN MANDY BACK, 103 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:52,292 SO IT'S CRUCIAL THAT I STAY COMPLETELY... UH... FOCUSED! 104 00:05:57,708 --> 00:06:01,000 - THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU SUGGEST A MOVIE. 105 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:04,042 THERE WASN'T EVEN A SINGLE PIRATE IN IT. 106 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:06,167 WHAT THE... EWW. 107 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:09,625 THAT'S IT. TIME FOR A POUNDING. 108 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:13,042 - I'M THE ONE WHO GETS POUNDED BY MANDY. 109 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:15,208 [CRASH] 110 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:20,917 [BLOWS] NOBODY GETS HIT BY MANDY BUT ME! 111 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,667 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 112 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,042 - I WAS JUST... - STALKING US? 113 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,167 - NO! 114 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:28,750 I WAS JUST FOLLOWING YOU WHEREVER YOU WENT. 115 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,333 - SO YOU WERE SPYING. 116 00:06:30,417 --> 00:06:32,042 - I WASN'T SPYING, I SWEAR! 117 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,833 I WAS JUST LURKING IN THE BUSHES 118 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:35,458 WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE! 119 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:36,417 - LISTEN, BILLY, 120 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,208 BOBBY'S THE NEW BILLY AROUND HERE. 121 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:40,708 GET THE MESSAGE? 122 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,375 YOU ARE NOTHING. 123 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:45,667 - AAAAAAHHHHHHH! 124 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,500 [CRASH] 125 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,417 - COME ON, BOBBY. LET'S GO. 126 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:52,417 - HELLO? MANDY? ANYONE OUT THERE? 127 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:56,875 HEY. HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE. 128 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,102 - THIS BETTER BE GOOD, BOBBY. 129 00:06:59,126 --> 00:07:01,000 - WHERE'S HE TAKING US, MANDY? 130 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:05,042 - I DON'T KNOW. BOBBY SAID IT WAS A SURPRISE. 131 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:12,208 - WHAT THE... - THEY'RE GIFTS FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, 132 00:07:12,292 --> 00:07:14,000 MY TWO BESTEST FRIENDS. 133 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:18,000 - UH, YOU'RE GIVING ME A CAR? BUT I CAN'T DRIVE YET. 134 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:22,042 - IT'S JUST SOMETHING NICE FOR BEING SUCH GOOD FRIENDS! 135 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,000 - I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, 136 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:27,667 BUT YOU'RE A MUCH BETTER FRIEND THAN BILLY EVER WAS. 137 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,708 - I'll SAY. [HONKS HORN] 138 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:34,542 - YEAH. I'M NOT JUST SOME BILLY CLONE, GUYS. 139 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:39,792 I'M MY OWN PERSON. I AM YOUR FRIEND. 140 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:41,792 [LAUGHING] 141 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:46,417 WHO EVEN REMEMBERS OLD BILLY WHATSISNAME, ANYWAY? 142 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,708 - AAH! 143 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,667 HO HUM. 144 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:54,833 - HI, BILLY. 145 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:56,000 - HI, MOM. 146 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,643 - WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AFTER A LOCAL BOY FOR A FEW MONTHS 147 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:00,542 WHO CAME TO TOWN FOR A JOB HE FOUND ON THE INTERNET. 148 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,917 - HELLO, BILLY. 149 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:07,375 - AAH! 150 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:08,833 - I'M SORRY, BOBBY. 151 00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:11,000 BILLY DOESN'T USUALLY ACT LIKE THAT. 152 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:12,125 - I'M USED TO IT. 153 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,875 - SO HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING FUN AROUND TOWN? 154 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:20,583 - I SURE HAVE! PRETTY SOON I WILL COMPLETELY TAKE OVER BILLY'S LIFE! 155 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:26,333 FRIENDS, FAMILY, POSSESSIONS, ALL WILL BE MINE! 156 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:28,333 [LAUGHING] 157 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:33,750 - WHAT? - UH, I MEAN, DUH, BOBBY LIKE FUN. 158 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,958 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID. 159 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:40,125 SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PICNICS? 160 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:41,500 [STRUMMING GUITAR] 161 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,792 - SO, UH, BILLY. 162 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,976 - BOBBY, DEAR. BILLY'S OUR SON. 163 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,125 - YEAH, WHATEVER. 164 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:50,667 DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS OF L'AMOUR? 165 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,417 - JUST ONE. 166 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,917 ♪ I USED TO BE A FOOL, TRYING TO BE COOL ♪ 167 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:00,708 ♪ BUT SOON I REALIZED I WAS HAPPY LIVING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES ♪ 168 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:04,458 ♪ AND SOON YOU'LL LEARN THAT WHEN YOUR BACK IS TURNED ♪ 169 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,144 ♪ I'll SMASH AND I'll BURN ♪ 170 00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:14,168 ♪ AND I'll MAIM AND CRASH AND BASH AND USURP AND STEAL YOUR LIFE ♪ 171 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,792 AND, WELL, IT PRETTY MUCH GOES ON LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE. 172 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,667 - OH, THAT'S SO ROMANTIC. 173 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:26,583 - YOU'RE THE BEST BILLY WE NEVER HAD, BOBBY. 174 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,792 [GROWLING] 175 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:32,083 - AHH, THAT BOY SURE CAN SING. 176 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:36,625 YOU KNOW, HE REALLY DOES MAKE A MUCH BETTER BILLY THAN YOU. 177 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:40,250 [GROWLING] STUPID... [SNORING] 178 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,417 YAA... YAA! 179 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,792 [GROWLING] 180 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,083 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 181 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:48,083 OH, I WAS JUST DREAMING. 182 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,917 - OR WERE YOU? 183 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,125 LISTEN, BILLY, AND LISTEN GOOD. 184 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:54,500 I WANT YOU GONE. 185 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,875 - CAN I GO TO THE ARCADE, THEN? 186 00:09:56,958 --> 00:09:58,792 - WH... NO. NO. 187 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,208 I MEAN I WANT YOU TO DISAPPEAR PERMANENTLY. 188 00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:02,708 YOUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU. 189 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:05,875 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BURDEN TO YOUR POOR MOTHER AND FATHER. 190 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,208 THEY ALL CHOOSE ME OVER YOU, 191 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:10,500 SO THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO EVEN BE HERE! 192 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:13,542 I'M GIVING YOU 24 HOURS TO VANISH, 193 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,000 OR I'll GET RID OF YOU MYSELF. 194 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:19,167 - WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 195 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:23,500 - IF I TOLD YOU, I'D HAVE TO DESTROY YOU. 196 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:27,000 - BUT WEREN'T YOU GOING TO DESTROY ME ANYWAY? 197 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,500 - YEAH, BUT... UH... 198 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:32,375 NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT TILL MORNING! 199 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:38,542 - ALL RIGHT, BOBBY. IT'S ON. IT'S ON. 200 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,625 Man: THERE. 201 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,375 [GIGGLING] 202 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,917 [RINGING] 203 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,625 - IT IS TIME. 204 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:54,125 - BOBBY... [IN HIGHER PITCH] BOBBY, WAKE UP. 205 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:56,042 THIS IS THE REAL BILLY'S MOM. 206 00:10:56,125 --> 00:11:00,583 I HAVE SPECIAL PANCAKES FOR SPOILED ROTTEN BRATS LIKE YOU. 207 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,125 [GIGGLING] 208 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,292 - FOR ME? 209 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,708 I'M HERE, NEW MOM! WHERE ARE ALL THOSE PAN... 210 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:10,000 HEY, THERE'S NO PANCAKES IN HERE! 211 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:13,000 DARN. WELL, THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE 212 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:16,018 BUT ME AND THAT MAGICAL UNDERWORLD VORTEX 213 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,583 TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 214 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,458 [WHISTLING] 215 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:26,917 - HEY, BILLY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ME SCYTHE? 216 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:27,500 - NOTHING. 217 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:28,583 - WHERE'S BOBBY AT? 218 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,750 - OH, I SENT HIM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 219 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:34,208 - EH, I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIM THAT MUCH ANYWAY. 220 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,250 - ME NEITHER. I ONLY HUNG OUT WITH HIM 221 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,875 BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 222 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:42,018 HEY, BILLY, FETCH ME SOME WATER, YOU DOG. 223 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:45,125 - I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE. 224 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:51,125 - YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH I STILL DESPISE BILLY BEYOND REASON, 225 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,917 HE'S A PRETTY GOOD FRIEND. 226 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:58,625 YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'LL KEEP LOOKING. 227 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:12,750 [SIREN WAILING] 228 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:18,708 - FASCINATING. TRULY AND ABSOLUTELY EXTRAORDINARY. 229 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:20,583 WHEN THE HECK DID WE GET AN X-RAY MACHINE? 230 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,708 WHY IS IT THAT NO ONE TELLS DR. TED ABOUT THESE THINGS, HUH? 231 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:26,250 I KNOW WHY. IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES DR. TED. 232 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,000 THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS OF DR. TED, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 233 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,583 NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 234 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,167 UH-UH. UH... WHEN DID WE GET CLIPBOARDS? 235 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,917 DO WE HAVE TO BE LICENSED TO USE THIS STUFF? 236 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,875 NOW, THEN, HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONTACT WITH 237 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,250 ANY FLESH-EATING VEGETABLES? 238 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,417 - UH... NO. 239 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,000 - I'll PUT THAT AS A "MAYBE." 240 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:48,333 HAVE YOU PARTICIPATED IN ANY TRACTOR TOSSES LATELY? 241 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,583 - NO. - UH-HUH. 242 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,417 ABOUT HOW MUCH TOILET WATER DO YOU DRINK A DAY? 243 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,875 - WAIT. WHAT? HEY, LOOK, PAL. 244 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,458 - HEY, DON'T YELL AT DR. TED. 245 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,583 DR. TED DOESN'T LIKE TO BE YELLED AT. 246 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,042 ♪ PLEASE USE INSIDE VOICES ♪ 247 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,042 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY CONDITION? 248 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,625 - AAH! 249 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:08,542 - GOLLY, WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS HIDING YOU BEHIND THAT MACHINE? 250 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,500 I CAN TELL YOU IT WASN'T TO TAKE X-RAYS. 251 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,125 ALL I KNOW IS YOUR CONDITION IS VERY ADVANCED 252 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,125 AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT I CAN DO. 253 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:17,458 - YOU MEAN MY FACE MAY BE LIKE THIS FOREVER? 254 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:20,125 - THAT IS A STRONG POSSIBILITY, SON. 255 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,333 I'M NOT MUCH OF A DOCTOR, 256 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,583 BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT PIMPLES ARE DEADLY. 257 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,042 WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE EXTREME MEASURES. 258 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,018 - AAH! 259 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,292 - A SHAMAN TAUGHT ME THIS. 260 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,000 I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE PLASTIC. 261 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:37,792 EVERYONE WANTS PLASTIC. HMM. HAVE A GOOD ONE. 262 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,458 [MUNCHING] 263 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,792 [PASSING GAS] 264 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,417 - EXCUSE ME. I JUST HAD CHILI AND ONIONS. 265 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,333 COME IN, MY CHILD. 266 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,500 ALL CRATER FACES ARE WELCOME. 267 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:28,292 OH, UH, DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE NEW DOLLAR COINS? 268 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,417 OH, THANK YOU. 269 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:35,667 SO, WHAT CAN WANDA DO FOR YOU TODAY? 270 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,125 - UH, FIX MY FACE? 271 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:42,500 - SHUT UP, BOY. WANDA IS GETTING A VISION... 272 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:46,208 A VISION ABOUT YOUR HIDEOUS FACE. 273 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,667 - YES! I WANT TO CLEAR IT UP. 274 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,208 - THERE IS HOPE, MY YOUNG FOOL. 275 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:57,542 ARE YOU READY FOR MY WONDER? [PASSES GAS] 276 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:58,667 - UHH...! 277 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:02,125 - THAT WAS THE HOT DOG/EGG COMBO. 278 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,000 LET US BEGIN, MY HUMBLE BRUTE, 279 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:09,542 AND SEE WHAT THE BOOK OF FACTS CAN TELL US. [PASSING GAS] 280 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:14,000 UH... HMM... AH, YES! 281 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:17,042 AN OLD BURMESE RECIPE MIGHT WORK. 282 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,583 IT SAYS... IT SAYS... 283 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,292 - WHAT IS IT, YOU OLD CRONE? 284 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:27,083 - YOU NEED BONES, VERY OLD BONES. 285 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,625 THE BONES OF THE GRIM REAPER. 286 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,958 I CAN'T READ WHATEVER LANGUAGE THIS IS, 287 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:35,018 BUT, UH, YOU MUST TAKE HIS BONES 288 00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:39,000 AND RUB THEM UPON YOUR FACE, OR SOMETHING. 289 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,875 - REALLY? - YES, PROBABLY, 290 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:46,292 BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS THAT YOU NEVER, EVER... 291 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,417 [DING] 292 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,250 SORRY. TIME'S UP. 293 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:53,125 FEAR NOT, THERE IS ONE MORE THING I CAN DO FOR YOU. 294 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,333 [PASSES GAS] ONE SEC. 295 00:15:55,417 --> 00:16:00,083 I DON'T HAVE PLASTIC. EVERYONE WANTS PLASTIC. 296 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:05,083 - HEY, LOOK! A BAG GNOME! 297 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,750 - WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME? 298 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,018 - OOH! I DO! I DO! I WANT A PIECE! 299 00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,061 I LOVE PIECES! 300 00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:11,292 - WHO'S THE TALKING BAG? 301 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,250 HE'S STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT, MAN. 302 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,792 I THINK HE'S AFTER ME LUCKY BALLOONS. 303 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:21,125 - OH... YEAH. IT'S ME... SPERG. 304 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:25,958 - LOOK AT WHAT BABOON FACE DID TO ME LUCKY BALLOONS. 305 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,875 WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? 306 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,000 - SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? 307 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:36,000 - OH, UH, I JUST WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AND GRIM. 308 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,042 - YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US? 309 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,667 - OH, PLEASE, CAN I? 310 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,042 - CAN I BORROW THIS? 311 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,542 HEY, IT'S LIKE I'M INVISIBLE! 312 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:48,708 CAN YOU SEE ME? HUH? CAN YOU? CAN YOU? HA HA! 313 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:53,167 - UH, NO, I CAN'T, BILLY. 314 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,167 - I'M RIGHT HERE, SPERGIE. 315 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,042 - OK, THAT'S ENOUGH. 316 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,583 LISTEN HERE, YOU MUTANT. I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 317 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,833 YOU'RE THE ENEMY, SPERG. 318 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,958 THE ENEMY NEVER JUST WANTS TO HANG OUT. 319 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,375 SO JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, GOT IT? 320 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:13,042 THESE LOSERS WANT TO WASTE THEIR TIME WITH YOUR LAME BUTT, FINE. 321 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,833 YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING ME A FAVOR. 322 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:23,208 LOSERS? I'M NOT SURE I WANT PINCUSHION FACE 323 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,458 HANGING OUT WITH US. 324 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:30,042 - NO! WAIT! IT COULD BE JUST US GUYS. 325 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,875 NO GIRLS TELLING US WHAT TO DO. 326 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:35,833 UNLIKE MANDY, I'M GAME FOR ANYTHING YOU GUYS WANT TO DO. 327 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:38,125 - OH. HE'S IN FOR SURE, THEN. 328 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:44,000 - THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDSHIP DAY EVER! 329 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,125 - AAH! [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 330 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,875 [LAUGHING] 331 00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:00,375 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 332 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,083 - AAH! 333 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:17,042 - OH, THANK YOU, FUNNY FACE. 334 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,708 - LOOK! 335 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,917 - COSTUMES! 336 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,583 - AND A ONE. 337 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:27,583 - AND A 2. 338 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,000 - AND A 3 FOR SPERGIE! 339 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:34,000 - I JUST LOVE THESE WESTERN OUTFITS. HYUK-HYUK-HYUK! 340 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,750 HEY, SPERG, LOOK, SPERG, 341 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:38,250 BET YOU CAN'T TELL WHO'S WHO. 342 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,958 - HUH? WHO AM I, HUH? 343 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:47,167 - I GOT 8 SECONDS! 8 SECONDS! 344 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,083 YEE-HAW! 345 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:56,018 - BILLY BOY, GRAB HIS EARS. HE'S STARTING TO BUCK. 346 00:18:56,042 --> 00:19:00,000 - HEE HEE! SPERG HURTS WHEN HE'S HAVING FUN! 347 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,667 - HE SURE DOES, BILLY. 348 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,167 [INHALES] 349 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,042 - OH, YEAH! 350 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,144 OH, HEY, MANDY. 351 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,833 SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE INVITATION 352 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,144 TO THE BEST FRIEND DINNER, 353 00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:16,167 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEND IT. 354 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,375 - WERE YOU TALKING TO ME? 355 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,667 - YES. MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP OVER THERE. 356 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,542 - I'll CLEAN. 357 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,167 - THANK YOU. 358 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,583 - YES! ALMOST READY. 359 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,417 - OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 360 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,875 KEEP RUBBING THOSE BONES, SPERG. 361 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:37,167 OH, YEAH. 362 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:42,917 OH, COULD YOU TURN DOWN THE HEAT A LITTLE, MAN? 363 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,583 A GLASS OF WATER WOULD BE GREAT, MAN. 364 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,000 HOW ABOUT A PILLOW? 365 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,792 - HEY, SPERGIE, OLD BUDDY. 366 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,083 - WHAT? 367 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,458 - NEVER MIND. I GOT IT. 368 00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:01,042 - NOT AGAIN. YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY ACQUAINTANCES. 369 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,167 CHEERS TO BEST FRIENDS. 370 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:07,375 - HEY, SPERG, DO YOU LIKE FEATHERS IN YOUR EGGS? 371 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,083 - KEEP RUBBING THOSE BONES, SPERG. 372 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:13,417 - SPERG! IS COTTAGE CHEESE SUPPOSED TO HAVE HARD BROWN THINGS IN IT? 373 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,708 - MORE RUBBING, SPERG! 374 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:18,292 - SPERG! DO YOU WANT TO MEET THE MAGICAL PIZZA MAN? 375 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,125 - PUT SOME DEODORANT ON, MAN. 376 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,625 - HEY, SPERG! MADE YOU LOOK! 377 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,083 IT STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK! 378 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:26,083 - YEAH, MAYBE A GOOD MEAL WOULD PUT SOME MEAT ON ME BONES. 379 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:29,833 - BONES, BONES, BONES, BONES, BONES. 380 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:35,167 - AAH! THAT'S IT! GIVE ME A BONE! 381 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,583 - OH, I SEE. YOU WANT TO ARM-WRESTLE, EH? 382 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,542 WHEN I TURN MY HAT AROUND, IT'S LIKE A SWITCH. 383 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,667 LIKE A SWITCH, MAN. 384 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,083 - IT'S READY! 385 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:51,583 HEY, ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING "OVER THE TOP" WITHOUT ME? 386 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,542 TEAR HIS ARM OFF! 387 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:06,542 - GO LONG, BILLY! 388 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,167 - NOOO! 389 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,875 - I GOT IT. 390 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:18,708 - AAH! 391 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,042 - YOUR SKIN IS SO SMOOTH. 392 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,292 - YEAH! BABY SOFT! 393 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:38,208 - YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. 394 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,292 - OUCH! 395 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,708 - BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP? 396 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,083 - JUST LOOK AT THAT. THE BAG ACTUALLY WORKED! 397 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:57,500 OH, YES, I CAN SEE WHAT A GOOD JOB I DID. 398 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,042 DR. TED IS VERY PLEASED WITH THE RESULTS. 399 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:03,000 THERE'S JUST THE ISSUE OF THE BILL. 400 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:09,375 $16,000 SOUNDS FAIR, DON'T YOU THINK? I THOUGHT SO. 401 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:19,000 - HISSY? HISSY? 402 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,000 HISSY! 403 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,583 MRS. BUTTERBEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN HISSY? 404 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,083 HE'S NOT IN HIS JAR. 405 00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:26,875 - HISSY PASSED AWAY. 406 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,167 - PASSED AWAY TO WHERE? 407 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:33,125 - YOU'LL RECALL YOU WERE WITH HIM AT THE TIME. 408 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,208 - HELLO, HISSY. 409 00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:38,208 - I'll GIVE YOU A NICKEL IF YOU EAT IT. 410 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:43,375 - POOR LITTLE HISSY. 411 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:46,167 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 412 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:52,000 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...