1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,125 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:10,167 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:35,833 - IMPERIAL. 4 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,458 - AHH. 5 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,917 - HEE HEE HEE! 6 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,083 GOSH, GRIM, 7 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:04,667 THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL. 8 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,083 - QUIET, BILLY. 9 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:09,042 REMEMBER, BE THE GOLF BALL. 10 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,042 - RIGHT. 11 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:13,375 I AM A GOLF BALL. I AM A GOLF BALL. 12 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:17,500 OH, WHAT A GOLF BALL I AM. 13 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:18,625 AAH! 14 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:19,375 -[SIGH] 15 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,042 I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. 16 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:25,542 - HEH! TWEET, TWEET, BIRD DUDES! 17 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:30,976 - I THINK YOU JUST HIDEOUSLY MAIMED SOME POOR DUMB SPECTATOR. 18 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,958 NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 19 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:35,083 - PLAY THROUGH. 20 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:38,458 - [GROAN] 21 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:40,583 - HOLD STILL AND GO LONG, MAN. 22 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,208 I'M PLAYING THROUGH. 23 00:01:42,292 --> 00:01:43,185 YOU DIG? 24 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:44,542 - [GASP] - HOLD IT, GRIM. 25 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:45,708 BACK UP. 26 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:48,185 THAT'S NIGEL PLANTER FROM WEASLETHORPE HOUSE. 27 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,750 - [GRUNTING] 28 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:03,333 - SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT TOADBLATT SCHOOL OF SORCERY RIGHT NOW? 29 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,458 - NO! 30 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,205 I CAN'T STAY THERE ANYMORE. 31 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,518 DURING THE SUMMER OR ON WEEKENDS, 32 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:11,125 I HAVE TO LIVE HERE ON MY GODFATHER'S GOLF COURSE 33 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,542 LIKE A COMMON GOPHER 34 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:15,125 BECAUSE I'M BEING HUNTED BY THE DARKEST, MOST EVIL WIZARD 35 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:18,958 EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH... 36 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:21,292 LORD MOLDYBUTT. 37 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:25,250 THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME CAUSES THINGS TO... BREAK. 38 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:27,583 - LORD MOLDYBUTT? 39 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,125 - DON'T KEEP SAYING THAT! 40 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:30,125 - SAYING WHAT? 41 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,958 - LORD MOLDYBUTT! 42 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,542 MAN, HE'S GOT ME FLOUNDERING ABOUT LIKE... LIKE... 43 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:44,625 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. 44 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,000 - WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? 45 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,125 - YEAH! 46 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,958 - HOW ABOUT SOME JELLY BEANS THAT TASTE LIKE TOILET? 47 00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:52,375 - WE'RE IN! 48 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:55,833 SO, AH, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 49 00:02:56,167 --> 00:03:00,417 - I WANT YOU GUYS TO COME BACK WITH ME TO SORCERY SCHOOL... 50 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:05,167 AND BE MY PROTECTION FROM YOU-KNOW-WHO. 51 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,500 - LORD MOLDYBUTT? 52 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:09,333 - I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT NAME! 53 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:13,042 - WHAT NAME? - LORD MOLDYBUTT! 54 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:22,000 UH, WE SHOULD GO. 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,708 - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 56 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:28,708 - HOLY CRUD. 57 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,833 - YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME, BUSTERS. 58 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:33,083 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE. 59 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:34,250 YOU'VE BROKEN THE RULES. 60 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,833 SCORCHING THE DEAN'S BOOKCASE, 61 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:38,917 LEAVING A GAPING HOLE INTO SOME WEIRDO DIMENSION, 62 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,250 TRACKING DIRT ON MY CARPET! 63 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:42,250 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE OUT. 64 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,208 I AM GONNA FRY YOUR... NIGEL PLANTER? 65 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,000 - UH, HELLO, DEAN TOADBLATT, SIR. 66 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,250 SORRY TO DROP IN ON YOU LIKE THIS, 67 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,667 UNANNOUNCED AND ALL. 68 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,667 HEH. HEH. 69 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:56,125 - NONSENSE, MY BOY. DON'T BE SILLY. 70 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,833 MY DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU, NIGEL. 71 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:01,976 I JUST WANT YOU TO ENJOY THE HECK OUT OF WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE 72 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,083 YOUR LAST SEMESTER HERE AT TOADBLATT'S. 73 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:06,333 - LAST SEMESTER? 74 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:09,125 - WHAT WITH YOUR IMPENDING DEMISE AND ALL. 75 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,083 OK, TOADBLATT, WHAT GIVES? 76 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,000 I THOUGHT YOU TWO DESPISED EACH OTHER. 77 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,000 - YEAH! 78 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,958 - THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. 79 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:19,958 WE MUST BE ESPECIALLY NICE TO MR. PLANTER. 80 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:23,000 AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 81 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:27,542 BEFORE LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME GETS AHOLD OF HIM AND... 82 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:30,083 - YOU MEAN LORD MOLDYBUTT? 83 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,208 - BINGO. 84 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,792 [HOOTS] 85 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:39,500 - THAT CREEPY OLD DEAN TOADBLATT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. 86 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,750 - MAN, DON'T BE BUGGING. 87 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,125 WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME, YOUR TIME HAS COME. 88 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:45,542 SO YOU MAY AS WELL GET SOME SLEEP. 89 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:46,542 [SNORING] 90 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,333 [HOOTING] 91 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,042 - [TEETH CHATTERING] 92 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,417 - THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, YOU WORM. 93 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,083 WE HAVE EVERYTHING COVERED. 94 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:56,083 BILLY, YOU TAKE THE FIRST WATCH. 95 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:57,500 BILLY? BILLY? 96 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,917 - RIGHT! I'M ALL OVER IT, MANDY. 97 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,184 - I'll BE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR. 98 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:02,292 IF YOU NEED ME. 99 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:07,458 AND, BILLY, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT MAGIC WAND. 100 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:10,750 - WHAT COULD HAPPEN? HEE HEE HEE! 101 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,292 [GASP] 102 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,018 - KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF ME GOLD. 103 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:17,875 - [GROWLING] 104 00:05:17,958 --> 00:05:19,875 - YOW! 105 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:23,375 - [YIP] 106 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:24,708 A PUPPY. 107 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,708 OOH! SUCH A GOOD DOGGY! 108 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:28,833 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 109 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,000 HE'S A GOOD BOY. 110 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:33,375 I'M GONNA CALL YOU WINKY. 111 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,500 OOH. OOH. OOH. 112 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,792 YOU LIKE THAT. 113 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,458 OOH, YEAH! DON'T YOU, WINKY? 114 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,708 YOU LIKEY THAT, DON'T YOU? 115 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,958 WHO WANTS A TUMMY SCRATCH? 116 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,917 YEAH! 117 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:51,167 - LORD MOLDY... - LISTEN UP GOOD, PLANTER. 118 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,333 STAY AWAY FROM THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS 119 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,018 OR ELSE. 120 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,833 - OR ELSE WHAT? 121 00:05:56,917 --> 00:06:01,083 WHEN DID WEASLETHORPE GET A MOAT FILLED WITH CROCODILES? 122 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,833 - NICE TOUCH, DON'T YOU THINK? 123 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:06,042 - VERY EFFECTIVE, 124 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:09,583 BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS IS. 125 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:10,667 AAH! 126 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,125 - IT'S IN THE DEAN'S OFFICE, BEHIND THE... 127 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:14,292 WAIT. NO. 128 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,958 I MEAN, UH, NEVER MIND THAT! 129 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,125 JUST STAY AWAY! 130 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:20,144 - BUT WHAT'S IN THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS, ANYWAY? 131 00:06:20,168 --> 00:06:22,250 - IT'S A SECRET, WISE GUY! 132 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,500 I'll THROTTLE YOU! 133 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,958 - DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, WINKY? 134 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,208 [BARKING] 135 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,018 - LORD MOLDYBUTT. 136 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,208 - CURSED KIDS. 137 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:35,917 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, NIGEL PLANTER. 138 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,917 HA HA HA! 139 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:45,083 AAH! OOH! 140 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,583 - HMM. 141 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,917 SOME KIND OF WEIRD POWDER. 142 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,018 - MAGIC POWDER? 143 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:54,042 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'll BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO. 144 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:56,625 WITH THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS. 145 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,292 [BILLY SNEEZES] 146 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:01,750 - I THINK WINKY NEEDS A CHAMBER POT. 147 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:02,976 - EWW. 148 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,208 SAY GOOD-BYE TO WINKY, BILLY. 149 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,125 - AWW. 150 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,583 - BILLY, YOU STICK WITH NIGEL WHILE HE GOES TO SCHOOL. 151 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:13,958 WE'LL BE ALONG SHORTLY. 152 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,042 - I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, BILLY. 153 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,833 I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SLEEP, 154 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,958 AND I'M GETTING A RASH ON MY TOCHIS. 155 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:21,208 - I MISS WINKY. 156 00:07:21,292 --> 00:07:23,144 - ALL BECAUSE OF A STINKY OLD CHAMBER POT. 157 00:07:23,168 --> 00:07:26,583 MEANWHILE, LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME COULD BE ANYWHERE. 158 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,083 - LORD MOLDYBUTT. 159 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:31,292 - STOP SAYING THAT, BILLY! 160 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:34,500 KEEP A LOOKOUT, BILLY, WHILE I OPEN MY LOCKER. 161 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,000 - I GOT YOUR BACK, DUDE. 162 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,000 NOTHING GETS BY ME. 163 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,250 WA-WHAA! OOH! 164 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,042 - [GASP] 165 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,417 - OOH! OOH! WAH! 166 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,750 - YOU'LL STAY AWAY FROM THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS, MR. PLANTER, 167 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,833 IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 168 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:48,976 IS THAT CLEAR, MR. PLANTER? 169 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,458 - BUT... BUT... - NO BUTS! 170 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:55,667 - NOPE. NO SIGN OF LORD MOLDYBUTT. 171 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,559 - I WANT YOU TO WAIT OUTSIDE THIS DOOR 172 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,000 WHILE I GO TO VOODOO CLASS. 173 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:03,375 KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR YOU-KNOW-WHO. 174 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:06,125 - LORD MOLDY... 175 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,458 HEE HEE HEE! BUTT. 176 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:16,917 [SIGH] 177 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,042 WINKY. 178 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,625 [WHISTLING] 179 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,625 WINKY! 180 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:22,726 - TODAY, CLASS, I WILL DEMONSTRATE 181 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,333 HOW TO REALLY STICK IT TO THE OTHER GUY 182 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,125 WITH A LITTLE VOODOO ACUPUNCTURE. 183 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,750 FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO NEED A VOLUNTEER. 184 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:30,917 ANYBODY? 185 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:31,708 - AAH! 186 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:33,976 [PUNCHES] 187 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,917 - AND STAY AWAY FROM THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS. 188 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:40,875 - MR. PLANTER, GOOD SHOW. 189 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,792 NOW, EVERYONE, TAKE OUT YOUR DOLL, 190 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:46,000 AND PUT THE FIRST NEEDLE HERE. 191 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,333 - YOW! 192 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,250 - HOO, HOO, HOO. 193 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,667 - OWL MAIL? 194 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,833 - HOO, HOO, HOO. 195 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,000 - MR. PLANTER, 196 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:57,542 IT SEEMS YOU'RE WANTED IN THE DEAN'S OFFICE. 197 00:08:57,625 --> 00:09:00,208 - CRIMINY! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING... 198 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:02,000 I'M GOING. I'M GOING. 199 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,542 - [LAUGHTER] 200 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,000 - AAH! 201 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,792 - [BARKING] 202 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,708 - I REGRET TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, MR. PLANTER, 203 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:19,333 BUT OUR SCHOOL CAN NO LONGER BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SAFETY, 204 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:20,583 AND FRANKLY, MY BOY, 205 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,309 I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED 206 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,167 IF YOU COULD PACK YOUR BAGS AND GO. 207 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,458 - GOSH. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 208 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,500 - OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. 209 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:31,000 WE WILL MISS YOU. 210 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,167 - GET A ROOM, SISSY. 211 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,083 HA HA HA! 212 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:37,750 - YOU. YOU... YOU... YOU CAN'T BE REAL. 213 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:40,542 - OH, I'M REAL, ALL RIGHT. 214 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:41,958 [GLASS BREAKS] 215 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,292 CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS? 216 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,542 - OOH! WAS IT A PARALLEL UNIVERSE 217 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,976 FULL OF BABY NINJAS? 218 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,018 - NO, BILLY! 219 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:53,018 I FOUND THIS CHEESY COSTUME. 220 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,250 - CHEESY? AWW. 221 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,042 - THE SAME COSTUME THAT TOADBLATT'S BEEN USING 222 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,833 TO TERRIFY NIGEL. 223 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:00,458 - BUT... - HOW DID I FIND OUT? 224 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:02,018 THAT NIGHT YOU CAME TO WEASLETHORPE, 225 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:03,750 YOU LEFT A FINE DUST ON THE WINDOWSILL 226 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,750 WHEN YOU MADE YOUR ESCAPE. 227 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,875 - YEAH? SO? 228 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,792 - THE KIND OF DUST THAT ONLY COMES FROM... 229 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,250 A CHEAP LATEX MASK. 230 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,917 PLUS I DISCOVERED HAIR AT THE CRIME SCENE. 231 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,018 CLOSER ANALYSIS REVEALED IT TO BE TO TOAD HAIR. 232 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,500 COOPERATING WITH LOCAL AUTHORITIES, 233 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:23,000 I COLLECTED FINGERPRINTS AND DNA FROM NIGEL'S BED. 234 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,625 THE FBI CRIME LAB IN QUANTICO, VIRGINIA, 235 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,976 CONFIRMED WITH 100% CERTAINTY 236 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,792 THAT DEAN TOADBLATT WAS THE CULPRIT. 237 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:32,958 - [COUGHS] 238 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:34,167 A LITTLE AIR. 239 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,750 - AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, 240 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,792 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS 241 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,185 AND YOUR STUPID DOG. 242 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:43,125 - ARF! - YEAH! 243 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,328 I DID IT! IT WAS THE ONLY WAY 244 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,059 TO GET RID OF THAT ROTTEN NIGEL... 245 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,500 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? 246 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,250 - HEY, I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH MY WAND. 247 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,792 DON'T YOU THINK SO, ANGEL FACE? 248 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,125 - AND I'M NOT BAD WITH A CLUB, GREASE BALL. 249 00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:57,917 - AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME 250 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,625 TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE. 251 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,018 - [PANTING] 252 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,500 - LORD MOLDY... AAH! 253 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,000 - EH. SLICED IT. 254 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,083 - HECK, I KNEW ALL ALONG 255 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:16,917 THERE WAS NO REAL LORD MOLDYBUTT. 256 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,208 [WHISTLES] 257 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,833 - YOU THINK I'M NOT REAL? 258 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:27,583 SOON YOU'LL SEE THE TRUE POWER OF LORD MOLDYBUTT! 259 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,042 HA HA HA! 260 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,500 UH, A LITTLE HELP HERE. 261 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,292 - [SIGH] 262 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:56,792 - HI, HONEYS. I'M HOME. 263 00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,458 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING? 264 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:04,000 - KNOCKING HOLES IN THE WALL. 265 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:08,083 - YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE WATCHING STATIC? 266 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,292 - YEAH. 267 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,708 - I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 268 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:20,500 MY CLIENTS ARE MORE LIVELY THAN YOU TWO. 269 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,042 - TV BROKEN? 270 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,125 - THAT'S RIGHT. 271 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:26,083 - THERE WILL BE NO MORE TELEVISION... 272 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:29,250 AND NO MORE BANGING ON THE STUPID WALL. 273 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,750 - [SOBBING] 274 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,000 - WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 275 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:38,542 - UH... EH... WE'RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS. 276 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:42,208 IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW UNDER EARTH. 277 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,125 WE'RE HERE, KIDS. 278 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,500 [CLEARS THROAT] 279 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,917 - EH? - AAH! 280 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 - WHOA! 281 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:09,000 OH, UH, SO THESE TWO MUST BE PART OF THE FREAK SHOW. 282 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,792 - HA HA HA! 283 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,750 ACTUALLY... 284 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,458 ACTUALLY, YES. 285 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,375 THESE TWO ARE FREAKS, AND I AM THEIR MANAGER. 286 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,042 - BUT WE'RE NOT... - [GRUNTS] 287 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,417 THEY'RE JUST SENSITIVE ABOUT BEING CALLED FREAKS. 288 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,792 - ALL RIGHT. GET IN THERE. 289 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,125 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 290 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:41,333 CREEPS AND CREEPERS, GHOSTS AND GHOULS, 291 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:47,018 GET READY FOR THE CIRCUS OF FEAR! 292 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,000 - YAY! YAY! 293 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,667 - AND NOW PUT YOUR TENTACLES TOGETHER 294 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:58,167 FOR TONGUE-TWISTING TERROR AT 200 MILES PER HOUR... 295 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,958 THE TONGUE TWINS! 296 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:05,042 AND THE GUY WHO MAKES THINGS HAPPEN 297 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:10,458 IN NO TIME FLAT... ROADKILL WILL! 298 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,167 - OH, YEAH! YEAH! 299 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:18,792 - AND NEXT, SHE'S ALL LEGS... LEGGY PEGGY! 300 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,833 - WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! 301 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,333 - BONEHEAD. 302 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:27,625 AND FINALLY, THE MOST DISTURBING THING YOU COULD SEE 303 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:34,125 IN THE UNDERWORLD, A REAL LIVING HUMAN BOY! 304 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,125 - ♪ I GOT SOME STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN ♪ 305 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,000 - WHO DO THEY THINK THEY'RE FOOLING? 306 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:41,958 - AAH! 307 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,708 A HUMAN! 308 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,958 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NIGHT, 309 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:51,167 NOW FOR THE EVENT THAT YOU ALL CAME OUT TO SEE... 310 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,667 - [YAWN] 311 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:58,917 - CLORTHO, BEASTMASTER OF THE SEVENTH REALM. 312 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,542 [GROWLING] 313 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,000 HAP HAP! HAP! 314 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,500 HAP HAP! HEP! 315 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,667 [BELCH] 316 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,976 - [CHEERING] 317 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,208 - [YAWN] 318 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,958 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS. 319 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:27,083 AND NOW, THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE. 320 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:31,792 MY LITTLE PETS WILL CLIMB TO THE HEAVENS... 321 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,667 HEP! HEP! 322 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:41,542 AND DIVE DOWN INTO THIS TINY GLASS OF WATER. 323 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,375 - OOH. 324 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,917 - DELICIOUS. 325 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,292 AHH. 326 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,000 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANKS MUCH. 327 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,833 YOU'RE A LOVELY AUDIENCE. 328 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:07,708 TRY THE VEAL. 329 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,500 I'll BE HERE TILL TUESDAY. 330 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,375 - CAN WE GO HOME NOW? 331 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,125 - YAY! YEAH! YEAH! 332 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,458 WHOO HOO HOO! YEAH! YEAH! 333 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,083 YEE-HAH! 334 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:21,667 - REAL... LIVE HUMANS? 335 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,542 - WOW! THAT WAS SO COOL! 336 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,000 - HOW'S THE TAKE TODAY, JOE? 337 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,976 - UH... NOT SO GOOD, BOSS. 338 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,018 - DRA-HA-HA-HA-AT! 339 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,750 IF ONLY I HAD SOME REAL FREAKS. 340 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:36,875 WAIT A MINUTE. 341 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:40,708 MONSTERS WOULD PAY ANYTHING TO SEE REAL... 342 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,500 UH, UH, HUMAN CHILDREN. 343 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:46,792 WAIT UP! 344 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,333 GRIM, MY OLD FRIEND. 345 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,583 - DO I KNOW YOU? 346 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,375 - I SO HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY PERFORMANCE. 347 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,458 MY, WHAT LOVELY CHILDREN. 348 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,833 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FAMILY MAN. 349 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,667 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THEM? 350 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,625 - HMM. 351 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:03,708 [SMACK] 352 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,208 OUCH. 353 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,625 UH... SORRY, CLORTHO. 354 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,083 THE KIDS ARE NOT FOR SALE. 355 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,083 - AH... SURE. OK. 356 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,375 I UNDERSTAND. 357 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,833 SO... 358 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:24,875 YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL AWAY MY STARS, EH, GRIM? 359 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,083 WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT. 360 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,625 WE'LL SEE. 361 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,125 [LAUGHING] 362 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,917 - HOO HOO HOO! 363 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,917 ALREADY-CHEWED GUM. 364 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,125 [PANTING] 365 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,625 UNH! 366 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,250 - WELL, AT LEAST IT KEPT BILLY BUSY. 367 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,542 HEY. WHERE IS THAT DORK? 368 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,792 - [PANTING] 369 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,333 - [SIGH] 370 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,375 COME ON, DORK BAIT. 371 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,375 IF YOU'RE LATE FOR DINNER AGAIN, 372 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,917 YOUR MOM WILL GUT YOU LIKE A TROUT. 373 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:08,958 - OOPS. 374 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,500 - [GRUNTING] 375 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,042 - SURPRISE! 376 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:18,000 YOU'LL MAKE AN EXCELLENT ADDITION TO MY LITTLE CIRCUS. 377 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:22,333 YOU KIDS ARE DISGUSTING, ALWAYS REEKING OF... 378 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:23,042 [SNIFFS] 379 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,083 POPCORN AND LOLLIPOPS. 380 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,917 - WHAT COULD BE TAKING THAT GIRL SO LONG? 381 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,958 I'M GOING TO MISS ME PROGRAMS. 382 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,417 OHH. 383 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,458 HEY, NOW. WHAT'S THIS? 384 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:40,167 BILLY'S SHOE? 385 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,250 OH, MY GOSH. 386 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,208 CLORTHO MUST HAVE CAPTURED THEM. 387 00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:47,542 HA HA HA! 388 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:51,667 - IT'S TIME FOR YOU BRATS TO BEGIN YOUR TRAINING. 389 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,542 FIRST, YOU, BILLY. 390 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:54,958 HEP HEP! HEP HEP! 391 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,042 HEP! HEP HEP! 392 00:18:56,125 --> 00:19:01,500 HEP! HEP! HEP! 393 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,583 HEP! HEPA! 394 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,500 - WOOF! 395 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,208 [PANTING] 396 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,250 - AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP. 397 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,875 HEP! 398 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,292 - BACK OFF. 399 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,083 - AAH! 400 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,625 THAT'LL BE ALL FOR TODAY. 401 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:23,125 - HONEYS! I'M HOME! 402 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,417 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 403 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,083 - KNOCKING HOLES IN THE TABLE. 404 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,083 - WHERE'S BILLY? 405 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:31,917 - I DON'T KNOW. 406 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,208 - LISTEN, MISTER. 407 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:39,018 IF BILLY ISN'T BACK BY DINNER, THERE WILL BE GRIM CONSEQUENCES. 408 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,125 - [SHRIEK] 409 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,000 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 410 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,042 WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF FEAR. 411 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:53,583 TONIGHT WE'RE PROUD TO PRESENT REAL LIVE HUMANS 412 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,583 BILLY AND MANDY! 413 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,250 - SO, I WAS RIGHT. 414 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,018 BUT MAYBE I SHOULD RESCUE THEM AFTER THE PERFORMANCE. 415 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:05,042 IT'S TIME THEY ENTERTAIN ME. 416 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:10,333 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GHOULS, 417 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:15,018 PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING REAL LIVE HUMANS 418 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,958 BILLY AND MANDY! 419 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,125 - [CHEERING] 420 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,042 - [GASPING] 421 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,018 - [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 422 00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,667 [BRRAAPP] 423 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,583 - YAY, BILLY! 424 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,167 - [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 425 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,083 - [BARKING] 426 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,167 [GROWLING] 427 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,125 - AAH! 428 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,708 - [SCREAMING] 429 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,792 - PLEASE CALM DOWN, EVERYONE. 430 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,208 DON'T PANIC. 431 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,958 EVERYTHING'S... YOU LITTLE BRAT. 432 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,167 PUT THAT DOWN NOW! 433 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,542 - I DON'T THINK SO. 434 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,125 - CLORTHO WAS DR. FEAR ALL ALONG? 435 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,292 - NOT EXACTLY. 436 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,667 - EH! MY MOM'S DR. FEAR? 437 00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,292 - ERIS IS DR. FEAR'S MOM? 438 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:28,042 - NO, BILLY. DR. FEAR IS A COMMON EARTHWORM. 439 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,917 - JUST AS I SUSPECTED. 440 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,917 - I DON'T GET IT. 441 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,208 HOW THE HECK CAN HE BE AN EARTHWORM? 442 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,125 - BILLY, IF YOU PAID ATTENTION AT ALL, 443 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:39,500 IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT HE'D BEEN AN EARTHWORM ALL ALONG. 444 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,042 - BUT I... - SHE'S RIGHT, BILLY. 445 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:44,792 YOU'RE JUST DUMB. 446 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:54,917 - I'M SO GLAD THINGS ARE FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL. 447 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,875 HEP! HEP! 448 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:58,125 - [INHALES] 449 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,625 [BARKING] 450 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,208 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 451 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:22,000 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 452 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:33,583 - [MUFFLED BACKWARD VOICES]