1 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:07,208 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:10,208 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:37,125 - HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE FIRE, SCARECROW? 4 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,208 - [SNORING] 5 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,250 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 6 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,000 [GROANS] 7 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:05,583 HELLO? 8 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:06,458 - HI, MANDY! 9 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:07,684 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 10 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:08,708 BUT I JUST ATE 11 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,708 18 1/2 CREAM-FILLED ATOMIC FRENZY CAKES! 12 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:15,125 AND, AND... WAIT A SECOND... [GOBBLING] 13 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,125 19! 14 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:21,375 19 CREAM-FILLED ATOMIC FRENZY CAKES! 15 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:23,083 [PANTING] 16 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,083 - AND NOW YOU CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN, 17 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,042 AND YOU WON'T STOP BUGGING ME 18 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:29,875 UNTIL I READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY... AGAIN! 19 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:32,000 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 20 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:33,167 - [GROWLING] 21 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:35,059 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 22 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:37,625 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 23 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:38,875 COME ON, GRIM! 24 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:40,875 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 25 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:44,542 - 18 1/2 ATOMIC FRENZY CAKES. 26 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:45,833 - 19. 27 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:48,708 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 28 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:51,917 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 29 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,167 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 30 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:57,458 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 31 00:01:57,542 --> 00:02:00,125 YEAH! 32 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,833 [HAWKS] 33 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:11,042 - BILLY, I... - SHH! 34 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,125 READ US A BEDTIME STORY. 35 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,000 - YEAH, COME ON, MANDY. 36 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:18,500 WE MIGHT AS WELL HEAR A STORY. 37 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:23,083 - ONCE UPON A TIME... THE END! 38 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:25,457 - NO! - NOT TO WORRY, BOYS. 39 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:29,417 I'VE GOT SOME BEDTIME STORIES OF MY OWN. 40 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,500 - [GASPING] 41 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,292 - HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL. 42 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:38,167 HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL. 43 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:47,542 THE GREATEST FALL OF ALL. 44 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:52,208 A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GREAT FALL. 45 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:56,917 AND HE FELL AND FELL... AND FELL. 46 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,750 - [SCREAMING] 47 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,000 - ALL THE KING'S HORSES 48 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,708 AND ALL THE KING'S MEN 49 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:13,042 AND THE STARVING VILLAGERS... 50 00:03:14,292 --> 00:03:17,333 HAD EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER 51 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:21,375 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 52 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:26,083 NOW, GO TO SLEEP. 53 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:27,583 - HEY! 54 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:30,000 STORIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS. 55 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:33,667 - SO? 56 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:34,917 [GASPS] 57 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,292 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 58 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:40,125 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS... 59 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:43,333 A HAPPY VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 60 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:47,000 CALLED... HAPPY NOWHERE VILLAGE. 61 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,083 NOW, EVERYONE WAS HAPPY THERE 62 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:52,083 EXCEPT AN OLD TREE WIZARD NAMED CHUCK. 63 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:55,083 OH, AND HIS PET POMERANIAN NAMED... 64 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:56,042 BENJAMIN. 65 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:58,583 - [BARKING] 66 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:02,417 - NOW, CHUCK WASN'T INVITED TO 67 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,167 ANY HAPPY NOWHERE VILLAGE PARTIES 68 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:09,167 BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL AND MEAN. 69 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:16,083 OH, AND, AND, AND SMELLY! 70 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:19,083 AND, AND HE HAD ORAL GUM DISEASE 71 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:20,417 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T FLOSS. 72 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:26,292 OH, YEAH, YEAH, AND HE WAS A 906-POUND GIANT! 73 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:32,000 - [BARKING] 74 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:35,583 - ONE DAY, CHUCK DECIDED TO CAST AN EVIL SPELL 75 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:38,125 ON THE HAPPY VILLAGERS. 76 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,000 BUT THEY ALL LOOKED SO HAPPY 77 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:43,875 THAT CHUCK CHANGED HIS MIND AT THE LAST MINUTE... 78 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:48,167 AND DECIDED TO MAKE THEM ORIGAMI GIRAFFES INSTEAD... 79 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:52,333 WHICH MADE THE VILLAGERS EVEN HAPPIER. 80 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,875 - [OOHING] 81 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,875 - WHICH MADE CHUCK HAPPY. 82 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:57,708 - [LAUGHING] 83 00:04:57,792 --> 00:05:01,750 - SO HAPPY THAT HE DECIDED TO TURN THEIR MAN-MADE LAKE 84 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:04,333 INTO SOLID GOLD! 85 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:07,125 - [GIGGLING] 86 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:12,792 - WHICH MADE THE HAPPY VILLAGERS FILTHY RICH! 87 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:15,208 SO, THEY BUILT BIGGER HOUSES... 88 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:17,625 BOUGHT FANCY HOME THEATER SYSTEMS 89 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,583 FROM THE FUTURE, GOT THEIR TEETH FIXED, 90 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:22,375 AND GOT BENJAMIN'S VOCAL CORDS REMOVED. 91 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:23,333 [NO AUDIO] 92 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:25,185 NEVER WAS THERE A HAPPIER VILLAGE 93 00:05:25,209 --> 00:05:27,250 OF BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS. 94 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:31,083 AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER. 95 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:33,708 [SNIFFLES] THE END. 96 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,625 - GREAT, NOW GO TO BED. 97 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:37,083 - HOLD ON, MANDY. 98 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,667 I GOT A STORY, TOO. 99 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:45,875 BEHOLD THE SUPERNATURAL STORYBOOK OF THE UNDERWORLD. 100 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:48,000 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SUPERNATURAL"? 101 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,250 - YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH. 102 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:54,000 ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED TWO HUNGRY CHILDREN 103 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:57,375 NAMED HANSEL... - WHAT?! 104 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:00,833 - AND GRETAL. 105 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,976 - OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 106 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,125 - NOW, I WARN YOU TWO, 107 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:16,000 ONCE THE STORY HAS BEGUN, IT MUST BE FINISHED. 108 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:19,625 SO, STICK WITH THE STORY AS I TELL IT OR ELSE. 109 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:20,792 - WHATEVER, GRIM. 110 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,792 IF THIS IS THE STORY OF "HANSEL AND GRETAL," 111 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:26,958 THEN ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT THE STUPID GINGERBREAD HOUSE. 112 00:06:27,042 --> 00:06:28,042 - GOOD! 113 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:31,000 NOW, HANSEL AND GRETAL WERE HUNGRY MOUNTAIN CHILDREN 114 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:34,167 WHO WENT INTO THE WOODS TO... TO... 115 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:37,976 HEY, WHERE'S BILLY?! 116 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,042 BILLY?! 117 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,125 - [BAA] 118 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:44,333 - OH, THERE YOU ARE. 119 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:46,167 I TOLD YOU TO STICK WITH THE STORY 120 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,417 OF "HANSEL AND GRETAL." 121 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,059 - OH, YOU MEAN THE STORY OF THE TWO STARVING KIDS 122 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,101 WHO GO TO THE WOODS TO FIND SOME FOOD 123 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:51,309 AND GET FATTENED UP BY A NICE OLD LADY 124 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,601 IN A GINGERBREAD HOUSE, BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT 125 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:53,976 THAT THE NICE OLD LADY IS REALLY A MEAN OLD WITCH 126 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,440 WHO JUST WANTED TO FATTEN UP THE KIDS 127 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,500 SO SHE COULD EAT THEM? 128 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,792 BUT... 129 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:00,101 THE KIDS GIVE HER THE SLIP AT THE LAST MINUTE 130 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:02,792 AND GET AWAY AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER? 131 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:04,958 - WELL, UH... YES. 132 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:06,125 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 133 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,851 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T 'CAUSE MY NEW FRIEND 134 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:11,208 PINNOCHI-OCHI-OCHI-OCHI- OCHI-OCHI-OCHI-OCHIO 135 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:13,792 HAS ASKED ME FOR DINNER. 136 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:16,333 - [LAUGHS] 137 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,083 - WAIT, BILLY! NO! 138 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,976 - HEE HEE HEE! 139 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,458 - WELL, I BETTER GO GET HIM 140 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,042 BEFORE HE GETS INTO TROUBLE. 141 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,125 - OH, IT'S TOO LATE. 142 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:27,833 I TOLD YOU THE STORY ONCE BEGUN MUST BE FINISHED. 143 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:29,542 - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 144 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,083 GET A GRIP. 145 00:07:33,042 --> 00:07:36,000 - HEY, WHAT AM I GONNA EAT? 146 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,667 - THIS IS WHERE I WAS BORN. 147 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:42,792 IT'S A LOT OF FUN 148 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,125 'CAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF TOYS AND CANDY. 149 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,333 - HEY, IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOUR NOSE 150 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:50,208 GETS BIGGER WHEN YOU LIE? 151 00:07:50,292 --> 00:07:52,083 - NO. 152 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,250 OH, HA HA HA. 153 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,917 - TEE HEE HEE HEE! 154 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,458 - [LAUGHING] 155 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:08,250 - GEE, PINNO... NUCHICHICUQUNA, 156 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,167 YOU SURE ARE FUNNY. 157 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,000 - FUNNY? 158 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,208 OH, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT 159 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:16,042 BEING MADE OF WOOD. 160 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:16,875 - WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 161 00:08:16,958 --> 00:08:20,542 - I SURE WISH I WAS A REAL BOY... LIKE YOU. 162 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:24,208 - YA... YEAH. 163 00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:26,500 WELL... 164 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,125 I GOTTA GO. 165 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:38,583 - YEAH, AND THE ONLY WAY I CAN BECOME A REAL BOY 166 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:41,792 IS TO DEVOUR THE FLESH OF A REAL BOY. 167 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,417 [CLOCK TICKING] 168 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,083 CAN I PLEASE EAT YOUR FLESH? 169 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:52,833 - [GASPS] 170 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,792 OH, MANDY. 171 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:06,167 I NEED YOU! 172 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,125 - BILLY? 173 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:14,333 HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE LAUGHING BOY WITH A HUGE NOSE? 174 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:15,167 - HELLO! 175 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,125 I'M YOUR GRANDMA! 176 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,542 - 'BOUT YEA HIGH. 177 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,750 GOES BY THE NAME OF BILLY. 178 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:23,000 - DON'T YOU WANT TO COMPLIMENT MY PRETTY EYES? 179 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:26,542 THERE AS BIG AS DINNER PLATES. 180 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:27,375 - NO. 181 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,875 LOOK, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM OR NOT? 182 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:31,000 - WHAT ABOUT MY TEETH? 183 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:34,917 PRETTY CRAZY CHOPPERS FOR A GRANDMA, HUH? 184 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 COME TOUCH 'EM! 185 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:39,208 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A RED HOOD TO YOU? 186 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:42,250 - UH... I'M COLOR BLIND. 187 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,061 HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW 188 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:48,000 YOUR OLD GRANDMA WAS COLOR BLIND?! 189 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:51,042 AFTER ALL THOSE SWEET SUMMER EVENINGS 190 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:53,875 WE SPENT BAKING COOKIES. 191 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:54,750 [SOBBING] 192 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:58,167 OH, I CHANGED YOU DIAPERS! 193 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:01,167 [WAILING] 194 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:08,042 - LOOK, IF I DON'T GET A BATHROOM BREAK 195 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,250 EVERY COUPLE OF HOURS, 196 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:13,083 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE SORRY. 197 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,333 - HAVE EITHER OF YOU TWO SEEN A LITTLE BOY 198 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,167 NAMED BILLY AROUND HERE? 199 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,417 - BILLY? 200 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,125 BILLY. 201 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,125 YEAH, HE WENT THAT WAY. 202 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,292 - THANKS, LADY. 203 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,458 - [YELLING] 204 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,208 - YOU SEE, BILLY, 205 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,083 I WARNED YOU TO STICK WITH THE STORY. 206 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,167 - YEAH, BILLY. 207 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,042 HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON? 208 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,083 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 209 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,458 ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES OR ELSE 210 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:51,375 PINNUTNETNICHIO WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. 211 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,250 - GOOD ENOUGH. 212 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:03,125 [CRASH] 213 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,083 - HEY, UH... WHERE ARE WE GOING? 214 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,185 - SHUT UP. 215 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,167 LET'S GO, BILLY. 216 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,083 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 217 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,667 [DOORBELL RINGS] 218 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,875 - BYE, PINNOLICHILABADU! 219 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:20,018 BEEN NICE KNOWING YA! 220 00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:22,333 - WHAT A DARLING LITTLE CHAIR! 221 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:25,667 I HAVE JUST THE SPOT FOR YOU. 222 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,083 - NO, NO! 223 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,333 I'M NOT A CHAIR! 224 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,667 I'M PINNOCHIO! 225 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,875 NO! 226 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,750 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 227 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:35,667 [CRUNCH] 228 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,792 - OH, FUDGE! 229 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,875 - AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 230 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:44,083 LET'S GO HOME, BILLY. BILLY? 231 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,875 - [SNORING] 232 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,292 - ALL RIGHT, GRIM, TAKE US HOME. 233 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,250 GRIM? 234 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,042 - [SNORING] 235 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,042 - GRIM! 236 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,208 - [SNORING] 237 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:12,042 - SOMEDAY YOU WILL ALL PAY. 238 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,917 - [HOWLING] 239 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,333 - [GRUNTING] 240 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,667 - YOUR TIME HAS COME! 241 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,018 - NOT ON YOUR LIFE, CREEP! 242 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,542 - OW! 243 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,833 - [SCREAMING] 244 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,833 - [BEEPING AND GROWLING] 245 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,000 - BILLY, YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN YOUR EYES 246 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,083 IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT. 247 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,125 COME ON, WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 248 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,000 - [SCREAMING] 249 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,083 [TIRES SCREECHING] 250 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,167 - [SCREAMING] 251 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:27,500 - 5, 6, 7, 8... 9, 10! 252 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,018 [CHEERING] 253 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,667 IT'S A NEW SUN-STARE RECORD! 254 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,583 - AW, THAT'S NOTHING. 255 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,958 WANT TO SEE ME DO IT AGAIN? 256 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:45,042 8, 9... 22, 23... 1,405, 1,406... 1,407. 257 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:52,976 A KITTY! 258 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,018 COME HERE, LITTLE PUSS! 259 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,583 - RIB EYE, RIB EYE, WALLA WALLA! 260 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,000 - [SCREAMING] 261 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,083 - [GROANING] 262 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:04,000 THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE STINKIEST KITTY! 263 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,542 I NEED TO GO TO THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM 264 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,875 AND WASH UP. 265 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,417 - [SCREAMING] 266 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,333 [TEETH CHOMPING] 267 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,042 - [GRUNTING] 268 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,458 MAN, THOSE BOYS CAN BITE! 269 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,792 BOY, MANDY, 270 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,458 YOU'VE BEEN PACKING ON THE POUNDS LATELY. 271 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,042 [SCREAMING] 272 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:35,250 BOY, SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG WITH THIS PIZZA. 273 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,375 - OH, REALLY? 274 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,667 I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES. 275 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,458 THAT'S THE VEAL SWEETBREADS. 276 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,708 - JUST A PIECE OF BAD PIZZA, THAT'S ALL. 277 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,125 I CAN SEE JUST FINE. 278 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,500 - HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 279 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,500 - UH, 6? 3! NO, 12. 280 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,458 WAIT A MINUTE, I TAKE THAT BACK. 281 00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,875 74! 282 00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:00,542 YOU NEED GLASSES. 283 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,125 - NO WAY! 284 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:06,708 GLASSES ARE FOR NERDS, AND I AM NOT A NERD! 285 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,833 - HEY, BILLY, 286 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,917 WANT TO GO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DINOBINOIDS? 287 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:11,708 - YEAH! 288 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:14,958 I'll GO GET MY 10-SIDED DICE! 289 00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:18,917 - IT'S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION. 290 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,250 - NO! 291 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,958 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 292 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:25,792 DON'T DO THIS TO ME! 293 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,750 I BEG YOU! 294 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:28,417 NO! 295 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,792 HE'LL STEAL MY SOUL! 296 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:34,125 - WELL, IF HE DON'T, I GET SECOND DIBS. 297 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,125 - WHICH LOOKS BETTER, 298 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,500 NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO? 299 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,083 NUMBER ONE OR... - DR. CORNEA, 300 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,583 COULD WE PLEASE STOP SAYING "NUMBER ONE" AND "NUMBER TWO"? 301 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,083 I MAKES ME GOTTA PEE! 302 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,000 - SURE THING, BILLY. 303 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,917 I'M GOING TO RECOMMEND THAT YOU WEAR 304 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,042 CONTACT LENSES. 305 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,042 ONCE YOU GET USED TO THEM, 306 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,958 INSERTING CONTACT LENSES CAN BE AN ENJOYABLE PART 307 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,185 OF YOUR DAILY ROUTINE. 308 00:15:57,209 --> 00:16:00,917 SIMPLY PLACE YOUR FINGERS AROUND THE EYE SOCKET 309 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,042 AND HOLD IT OPEN... 310 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,625 WHILE YOU GENTLY AFFIX YOUR CONTACT LENS 311 00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:07,000 TO THE SURFACE OF YOUR EYE. 312 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,083 OW. AAAH! 313 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,083 SWEET GEORGIA BROWN, THAT STINGS! 314 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,000 OOH, THE PAIN! 315 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,833 THE PAIN OF IT ALL! 316 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,417 PIECE OF CAKE. 317 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,125 - [TEETH CHATTERING] 318 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,500 - WELL, THEN... 319 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,625 I GUESS MY ONLY OTHER ALTERNATIVE 320 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,458 WOULD BE CORRECTIVE LASER SURGERY. 321 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,542 - THAT'S SOUNDS FUN. 322 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,625 WHAT'S THAT? 323 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,042 IT'S WHERE WE TAKE THIS LITTLE LASER BEAM, 324 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:37,542 AND WE ZAP YOUR EYES TILL YOU CAN SEE BETTER. 325 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,958 - THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES. 326 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,125 - [LAUGHING] 327 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,167 - YOU'RE GETTING THAT SURGERY. 328 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,125 - [SCREAMS] 329 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,185 - OH, NO! I'M GONNA DIE! 330 00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,000 I'M GONNA DIE! 331 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,375 [SCREAMS GIBBERISH] 332 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,417 - THERE. 333 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,042 NOW, WAS THAT SO BAD? 334 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,000 - I CAN SEE. 335 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,625 I CAN SEE! 336 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,542 EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR AND VIVID 337 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:33,667 AND MAGNIFICENT... EVEN IRWIN! 338 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,417 HEY, IRWIN! 339 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,542 [GASPS] 340 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,792 - [WHISTLING] 341 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,125 - NO! 342 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,125 - WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT, BILLY? 343 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:47,833 - IRWIN, YOU... I MEAN, YOU... ARE YOU OK? 344 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,833 - OF COURSE I'M... WHOA! AGH! 345 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,750 [GROANING] 346 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,542 - [SIREN BLARES] 347 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,458 - I'M SURE GLAD THAT WASN'T ME. 348 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:58,917 - YOU KNOW, PUD'N, 349 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,833 SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD HAPPENED 350 00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,958 JUST BEFORE IRWIN... 351 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,375 - [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 352 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,875 - [SCREAMS] 353 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,708 - WELL, SEE YA AROUND, WEIRDO. 354 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,583 I'M GOING TO THE ZOO. 355 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,375 - PUD'N'S PARENTS HAVE INFORMED ME 356 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,458 THAT DUE TO BEING TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANTS AT THE ZOO, 357 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,792 HE WON'T BE BACK TO SCHOOL FOR SOME TIME. 358 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,583 HOWEVER, THIS IS A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY 359 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,083 TO PRACTICE MAKING GET-WELL CARDS. 360 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:29,125 YOU'LL FIND GLUE, SCISSORS, AND PAPER ON YOUR DESKS. 361 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,144 - HEY, YOU GONNA SHARE THAT PASTE, 362 00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:33,542 OR JUST EAT IT ALL AGAIN? 363 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,083 - [SCREAMS] 364 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,458 - WEIRDO. 365 00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:45,125 - [GROANING] 366 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,667 [STRAINING] 367 00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:51,458 - BILLY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 368 00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,875 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 369 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,042 GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 370 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,125 - BILLY! 371 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,542 WHAT'S GOING ON? 372 00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:00,042 - OH, GRIM, YOU GOTS TO LISTEN! 373 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,143 IT'S LIKE I'M SEEING THINGS... 374 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:04,708 BAD THINGS, MAN, HAPPENING TO PEOPLES. 375 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,708 AND MANDY'S HEAD... IT WAS ON A TABLE LIKE A DOILY. 376 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,083 AN ELEPHANT STEPPED ON PUD'N. 377 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,458 - HMM. 378 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,417 IT IS POSSIBLE MY MAGIC SURGERY 379 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,917 IS CAUSING YOU TO BE ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE. 380 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,976 FOR A SHORT WHILE, ANYWAY. 381 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,208 - GRIM, WHAT IS GOING ON? 382 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,667 - [SCREAMS] 383 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,976 [SOBBING] 384 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,667 OH, MANDY! 385 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,542 I WAS TOO LATE TO SAVE YOU! 386 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,292 - HUH? 387 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,417 OH, THIS. 388 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,000 I GOT CAST AS A TABLE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY. 389 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,500 IF YOU LAUGH, I'll KILL YOU. 390 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,917 - YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 391 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,083 - THE REAL QUESTION IS: ARE YOU? 392 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,102 EVER SINCE GRIM ZAPPED YOUR EYES, 393 00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:46,792 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT. 394 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,000 WELL, MORE OF AN IDIOT. 395 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,458 GRIM, FIX HIM. 396 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,500 - WELL, I... - ARE YOU CRAZY, MANDY? 397 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,417 I'M NOT LETTING HIM ZAP ME AGAIN. 398 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,542 SOMETHING WORSE MIGHT HAPPEN. 399 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,875 - COME BACK HERE! 400 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:58,958 - [GRUNTS] - QUICK, GRIM, 401 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,976 ZAP HIS EYES BACK THE WAY THEY WERE. 402 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,750 - HOLD HIM STEADY THERE, MANDY. 403 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,102 - LET GO OF ME, MANDY. 404 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:05,500 LET GO! LET GO! LET GO! 405 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,125 - KIDS! KIDS! 406 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:07,833 STOP FIGHTING! 407 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,833 I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT! 408 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,708 OH, WELL... 409 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,125 DO YOU THINK IT WORKED? 410 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,917 - ZAP HIM AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE. 411 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 - [SCREAMING] 412 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,458 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 413 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,917 - [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 414 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,042 - HMM! 415 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,708 - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A THING YOU'RE SAYING! 416 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,000 MANDY? 417 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,083 GRIM? 418 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,208 - I FINALLY THINK HE'S BACK TO NORMAL. 419 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,875 - [GIGGLES] 420 00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:49,625 - [SNARLS] 421 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,958 OH, SO YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME?! 422 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,833 GIVE ME THAT! 423 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,125 YOU'RE TRYING TO MESS WITH ME, 424 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,083 AREN'T YOU, GRIM? 425 00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,247 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET YA! 426 00:20:56,292 --> 00:21:00,083 YOU HEAR? I'M NOT GONNA LET YA! 427 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,185 - I ASSURE YOU 428 00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:03,042 YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. 429 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,125 MANDY AND I ARE ONLY HERE TO HELP YOU. 430 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,833 - [YELLING GIBBERISH] 431 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,667 STAY AWAY FROM MY EYES! 432 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,500 - BILLY! 433 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,958 THIS IS MADNESS! 434 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,500 - [SCREAMING] 435 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:20,625 HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, YOU CREEP! 436 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,167 AAH! 437 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,792 - [PANTING] 438 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,750 - I VOTE WE GO OUT FOR SMOOTHIES. 439 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,458 - AGREED. 440 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,542 - [YELLING GIBBERISH] 441 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,583 - I JUST WANTED MY 10-SIDED DICE BACK. 442 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,208 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND! 443 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:56,875 - THIS MADNESS HAS GOT TO STOP! 444 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,417 - [STRUGGLING] 445 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:02,625 - NOW HOLD STILL! 446 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,083 - HEY! LET GO OF ME, YOU CREEP! 447 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,917 [SCREAMING] 448 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,417 - THAT SHOULD DO IT. 449 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,000 OOPS! 450 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,667 - EW. 451 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,042 - WHAT? 452 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,917 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 453 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,458 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 454 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:46,083 - [MUFFLED BACKWARD VOICES]