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♪♪

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[LAUGHTER]

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♪♪

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TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN
HEAR THE SCREAMING.

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AHHHH!

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Irwin: 4.1, 2, 3, 4.

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OK, IT WAS MISS MANGO

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WITH THE VACUUM IN THE KITCHEN.

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HEE HEE HEE! YEAH,
IN YOUR DREAMS.

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OK, HEE HEE HEE! MY TURN.

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Mandy: HEY, GUYS.
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?

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OH, WE'RE PLAYING A GAME CALLED

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MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS, BUTTINSKY.

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HEE HEE HEE!

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WHO KILLED WHO...

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THE FUN MYSTERY
GAME FOR EVERYBODY.

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EXCEPT YOU.

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YEAH, NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

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OH, I GET IT.

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YOU'RE STILL BENT OUT OF SHAPE

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BECAUSE I BEAT YOU THIS
MORNING IN A GAME OF STARE.

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DID NOT.

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OH, YEAH.

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YOU GOT BEATEN BY A GIRL.

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YEAH, WHATEVER. YOU
STILL CAN'T PLAY WITH US

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BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL.

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[BLOWS DICE]

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Both: OH, NO!

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IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF "KEEP OUT" SIGNS.

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DON'T TELL ME THAT
YOU TWO TOUGH GUYS

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ARE AFRAID TO GO GET
YOUR STUPID DICE BACK.

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BUT, MANDY, IT'S GONE
OVER THAT FENCE.

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SO?

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Both: IT'S GONE OVER THE FENCE
OF OLD MRS. DOOLIN'S PLACE.

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SO?

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BUT, MANDY, MRS.
DOOLIN'S PLACE IS...

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Both: HAUNTED!

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HAUNTED? IT'S NOT HAUNTED.

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OH, IT'S HAUNTED, ALL RIGHT.

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OH, YEAH? AND HOW DO
YOU KNOW IT'S HAUNTED?

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OH, I KNOW, MANDY.

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I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS
TO KNOW ABOUT THAT HOUSE.

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Grim, voice-over: IT ALL
STARTED MANY YEARS AGO,

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SOON AFTER MRS. DOOLIN
BOUGHT THE OLD PLACE.

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IT WAS JUST SOME KIDS,

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SOME KIDS PLAYING STICKBALL.

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BUT THEN,

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ON THAT HOT SUMMER'S
DAY IN ENDSVILLE,

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IT HAPPENED.

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IT WAS THE LAST BALL THEY HAD.

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SOMEBODY HAD TO GO GET IT.

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Boy: I'll GET IT.

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Grim, voice-over: IT WAS
THE HUMMESKI KID...

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LITTLE FRANKIE.

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WELL, YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE
LITTLE FRANKIE'S SURPRISE

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IT WOULD TAKE
SOME KIND OF MIRACLE

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FOR LITTLE FRANKIE
TO FIND THAT BASEBALL.

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BUT OFF HE WENT IN SEARCH OF IT,

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LIKE A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK.

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HE GOT DEEPER AND DEEPER
INTO MRS. DOOLIN'S GARDEN.

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[BIRD CAWS]

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NOBODY REALLY KNOWS FOR SURE

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IF LITTLE FRANKIE EVER
FOUND THAT BASEBALL,

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BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN,

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SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
FOUND LITTLE FRANKIE THAT DAY.

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EVERYBODY WAITED
FOR HIM TO RETURN,

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BUT LITTLE FRANKIE HUMMESKI
NEVER MADE IT TO HOME PLATE.

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Boy: AW, MAN. THAT
WAS OUR LAST BALL, TOO.

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Grim, voice-over:
I'VE HEARD IT SAID.

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THAT FRANKIE'S BONES WERE
FED TO DOOLIN'S PET SPIDER,

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AND THE REST OF
LITTLE FRANKIE... WELL...

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SEASONS CAME AND SEASONS WENT

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AND TOOK OLD MRS.
DOOLIN WITH THEM.

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BUT IT WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL

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FOR THE GHOST OF MRS. DOOLIN.

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NOBODY WAS SAFE.

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ANYTHING THAT WENT
BEYOND THAT FENCE

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NEVER CAME BACK.

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NEVER!

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HERE, LUCKY!

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[WHISTLES]

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HERE, BOY!

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PSSH. WHO DOES THAT OLD FOOL

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THINK HE'S KIDDING?

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ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD
BELIEVE THAT PILE OF...

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Both: WHOA, THE
GHOST OF MRS. DOOLIN.

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OH, PLEASE.

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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.

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Billy: OH, YEAH?

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WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,

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THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE

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AND GET OUR DICE BACK?

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FINE, I WILL.

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HA! SEE, YOU'RE TOO SCARED
TO GO BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL.

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BAWK BAWK BAWK!

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SCAREDY GIRL!

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I SAID I'll... MEOW!
SCAREDY COW.

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OOH, LOOK AT ME,
I'M SCAREDY MANDY.

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OOH!

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DUDE? DUDE? CHECK IT OUT.

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STUPID BILLY.
SCAREDY CAT. STUPID.

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NOW WHERE ARE THOSE STUPID DICE?

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OHH.

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STUPID SCARECROW.

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[THUMPING]

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STUPID BASEBALL.

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HEY, YOU. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

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ACTUALLY, YES.

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I'M LOOKING FOR A
PAIR OF STUPID DICE.

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DO YOU MEAN THESE?

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YEP, THOSE ARE THE VERY ONES.

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WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM.

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FINE, THEN. KEEP THEM.

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FINE. THANKS. I WILL.

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FINE.

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FINE!

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GOOD!

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GOOD!

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BOY, BILLY. MANDY SURE
HAS BEEN GONE A LONG TIME.

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HEE HEE HEE! YEAH.

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SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN
FED TO THAT SPIDER.

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HEE HEE HEE!

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Both: HEE HEE HEE!

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YEAH, IN THE BALLROOM.

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HEE HEE HEE! BY MRS. DOOLIN!

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Both: HEE HEE HEE!

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Mrs. Doolin: HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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GOOD SHOT, MANDY.

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YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE A WORLD CHAMPION

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LIKE I WAS.

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COME ALONG, MANDY.

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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU IN THE KITCHEN.

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I CAN'T REMEMBER THE
LAST TIME I HAD COMPANY.

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HA HA! IT FEELS
LIKE AN ETERNITY.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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AH, MELON MAKES ME SMILE.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU, MANDY?

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UH, UH...

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LET'S RETIRE TO THE
LIVING ROOM, SHALL WE?

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[DUCK QUACKS]

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Mrs. Doolin: OH, MY. WITH
ALL THE EXCITEMENT,

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I NEARLY FORGOT
ABOUT LITTLE FRANKIE.

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LITTLE FRANKIE?

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YES, LITTLE FRANKIE,
MY PET SPIDER.

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SPIDER?

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YES, I NEARLY
FORGOT TO FEED HER.

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FEED HER?

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THAT'S RIGHT. SHE LOVES MELON.

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ISN'T THAT SO, MY
LITTLE DARLING?

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SO, SHE'S A VEGETARIAN?

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THAT'S RIGHT. NO MEAT.

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OR, SAY, BONES?

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NO. HA! NO BONES,
EITHER. WHY DO YOU ASK?

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WELL, YOU SEE,
SOMEBODY TOLD ME A...

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[DOG BARKS]

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WELL, LOOK WHO
STOPPED BY TO SAY HELLO.

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IT'S LITTLE... LUCKY!

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NOW, WHAT WAS IT
YOU WERE SAYING?

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ALL RIGHT. SOMEBODY TOLD
ME A STORY THAT YOU FED

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THE BONES OF SOME
KID TO YOUR PET SPIDER

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AND THAT YOU'RE REALLY A GHOST.

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HA HA HA!

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YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TALKING
TO THAT OLD BAG OF BONES, GRIM.

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EVER SINCE I BEAT HIM
IN A STARING CONTEST,

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HE'S BEEN MAKING UP ALL
KINDS OF STUFF ABOUT ME.

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IN FACT, HE'S NEVER
FORGIVEN ME FOR BEATING HIM

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IN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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TENNIS, GOLF, AND OF COURSE,

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THERE WAS THE LITTLE MATTER

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OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
OF THE WORLD TITLE FIGHT.

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AND THE DOG? HOW'D
YOU GET HIS DOG?

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I WON HIM OFF OLD
GRIM IN A POKER GAME,

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WHICH REMINDS ME,
HERE'S YOUR DICE BACK.

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OH, YOU CAN KEEP THEM.

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THEY BELONG TO BILLY AND IRWIN,

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MY TWO DORKY FRIENDS
WHO WOULDN'T LET ME

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PLAY THEIR STUPID GAME
BECAUSE I WAS A GIRL.

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OOH, THAT KIND OF
STUFF MAKES ME CRAZY.

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CRAZY.

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CRAZY!

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[WHISTLES]

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HERE, LUCKY. HERE, BOY.

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HA HA HA! WHO KILLED WHO?

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I KILLED MANDY IN THE
HALLWAY WITH THE DICE!

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AHH, NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

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Grim, voice-over: ANYBODY
THAT'S EVER GONE IN THERE...

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HELP ME. WOOF!

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HAS NEVER COME BACK.

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UH.

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I GOTTA GET THOSE DICE BACK.

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WELL, LOOK. HERE
COMES YOUR FRIEND BILLY.

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NOW IS OUR CHANCE TO GIVE HIM

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A LITTLE LESSON IN FAIR PLAY.

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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FEED HIM
TO YOUR PET SPIDER, ARE YOU?

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HA HA HA! OF COURSE NOT.

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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU... MM, NO.

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TO WIN AGAINST A BOY LIKE BILLY,

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ALL IT TAKES IS SOME GIRL POWER

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AND SOME GIRL POWDER.

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NOW WHERE ARE THOSE STUPID DICE?

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THEY GOTTA BE...
Mandy: BILLLY. OH, BILLLY.

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MANDY, IS THAT YOU?

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OH, MANDY, IT'S, UH,
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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IS THAT SO, BILLY?

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IS THAT SO?

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NO! I MEAN... YOU'RE
ALL WHITE... LIKE A...

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GHOST?

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UH, YEAH!

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AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE

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YOU WOULDN'T LET
ME PLAY YOUR GAME,

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BECAUSE I WAS A GIRL.

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NO, I, UH... WELL,
NOW THAT I'M A GHOST,

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IT'S MY TURN TO
PLAY WHO KILLED WHO.

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"BEHIND YOU."

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BEHIND ME?

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BILLY IN THE H-H-HALLWAY
WITH THE DICE BY...

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BY... Mandy: BY... MEEEE!

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Billy: I'M SORRY, MANDY!
YOU CAN PLAY! YOU CAN PLAY!

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GIRLS ARE ALLOWED!

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WELL, WE BETTER
CHALK UP ANOTHER WIN

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FOR THE GIRLS,
MRS. DOOLIN, RIGHT?

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MRS. DOOLIN?

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Mrs. Doolin, voice-over: HA! HE'S
NEVER FORGIVEN ME FOR BEATING HIM.

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IN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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Grim, voice-over: I KNOW EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT HOUSE.

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Mrs. Doolin, voice-over:
BEATING HIM IN JUST ABOUT...

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EVERYTHING.

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Mrs. Doolin, voice-over:
AHA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Doolin and Grim: EVERYTHING!

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WOW! MRS. DOOLIN BEAT GRIM.

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SHE BEAT DEATH.

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HEY, MANDY, WATCH ME PULL
A WEREWOLF OUT OF MY HAT.

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AGAIN?

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NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE.

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PRESTO!

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THIS STINKS.

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I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE WAITED

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FOR A FULL MOON.

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QUART OF MILK, LOAF OF
BREAD, STICK OF BUTTER.

241
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QUART OF MILK, LOAF... OF...

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HUH?

243
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[GROWLING]

244
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[SCREAMING]

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WHEW! THE EARTH IS DEEP.

246
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OOH. HIYA, IRWIN.

247
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:42,000
WANT TO HELP ME DIG TO CHINA?

248
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[WOLF GROWL]

249
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Grim: FULL MOON,
FULL MOON, FULL MOON.

250
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WOW! OH, NO.

251
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[VOICE CRACKING] IT'S PUBERTY.

252
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[GROWLING]

253
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AROO!

254
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AW. A PUPPY.

255
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[HUMMING]

256
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,792
HI, MOM.

257
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LOOK AT THIS PUPPY
I FOUND TODAY.

258
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,208
CAN I KEEP HIM? CAN I?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

259
00:15:33,292 --> 00:15:34,458
OH, BILLY.

260
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DOGS ARE FILTHY, DISEASE
CARRYING GERM FARMS,

261
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AND THEY SMELL LIKE GARBAGE.

262
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[SNIFFS]

263
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,792
BUT I SMELL LIKE
GARBAGE AND YOU KEEP ME.

264
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I'M SORRY, BILLY, BUT
YOU CAN'T KEEP THE DOG.

265
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:53,042
HEY, DAD, CAN I KEEP
THIS PUPPY I FOUND?

266
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,292
UH, SURE, SON. JUST
KEEP A LEASH ON HIM.

267
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YAY!

268
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[GROWLING]

269
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DON'T WORRY, BOY. THAT'S JUST
MANDY AND HER DOG... SALIVA.

270
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WELL, ISN'T THIS QUAINT?

271
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT SPRINKLES, MY NEW PUPPY?

272
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,042
WHY IS HE WEARING GLASSES?

273
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,792
HE'S A GENIUS.

274
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THAT'S WHY.

275
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

276
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THAT'S A WEREWOLF, YOU CHIMP.

277
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HE'S A DOG, AND HE'S WAY BETTER

278
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THAN YOUR... DUMMY DOG.

279
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,667
I BEG TO DIFFER.

280
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HEY!

281
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,976
YOUR DOG IS HARASSING MY DOG.

282
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HERE, SPRINKLES.

283
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HERE, BOY.

284
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[CRASH]

285
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OOH! A DOG SHOW!

286
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[GROWLS]

287
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OOH.

288
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,125
GRIM, WE'VE GOT A
WEREWOLF PROBLEM.

289
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,500
YOU'RE RIGHT.

290
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:55,042
A REAL WEREWOLF WOULD
NEVER USE THAT BRAND OF RAZOR.

291
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,042
NO. A REAL WEREWOLF.

292
00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,333
BILLY MUST HAVE GOTTEN
IT OUT OF YOUR STUPID HAT.

293
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,250
OH! IS IT TEARING
HIM LIMB FROM LIMB?

294
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,792
NO.

295
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:05,976
OH.

296
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,792
BILLY IS ENTERING IT IN
THE ENDSVILLE DOG SHOW.

297
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I'M ENTERING SALIVA.

298
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,292
AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME WIN.

299
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:17,125
AND WHY WOULD I HELP YOU?

300
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,542
BECAUSE I OWN YOU.

301
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OH, THAT.

302
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Announcer: LIVE FROM
DOWNTOWN ENDSVILLE,

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THE 125th ANNUAL
ENDSVILLE DOG SHOW.

304
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THE CITY'S IN FULL
SWING TONIGHT, FOLKS,

305
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,792
300 DOGS ALL COMPETING

306
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FOR THE FANCY BEST
IN SHOW TROPHY.

307
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SOME BIG, SOME SMALL, SOME FAT,

308
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SOME UGLY... AAH!

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SOME JUST PLAIN
UNLUCKY TO BE BORN.

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YOU NAME IT, AND
THEY'RE HERE. AND NOW,

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
JUDGE WILMA LISTON!

312
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[ONE PERSON CLAPS]

313
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BRING OUT THE BEASTS.

314
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:54,375
[APPLAUSE]

315
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,792
Grim: OOH!

316
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,976
THAT'S A WEREWOLF, ALL RIGHT.

317
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,208
HMM, WHERE'S MANDY?

318
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,458
THE LEAST SHE COULD DO IS SMILE.

319
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,144
WELL, THEY'RE ALL LINED UP NOW,

320
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:22,417
AND OUR JUDGE IS GOING
TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

321
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:26,000
OK, SPRINKLES, ON YOUR TOES.

322
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,875
AND THE JUDGE HAS STOPPED
TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE WOLF DOG,

323
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:32,125
AND IT APPEARS SHE'S
VERY MUCH INTERESTED.

324
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,750
[LAUGHING]

325
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,375
[CHUCKLING] NO, NO.

326
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,333
OH, HE'S A FEISTY ONE.

327
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,667
ONCE AROUND AGAIN, PLEASE.

328
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,875
[APPLAUSE]

329
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ANOTHER PRANCE AROUND

330
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,083
FOR THE HUGE DOG WITH
GLASSES AND ITS HANDLER.

331
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,042
AND NOW THE JUDGE IS GOING TO
HAVE A LOOK AT THE REST OF THEM.

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Wilma: HMM, HMM, HMM...

333
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,875
OK, SPRINKLES, DO YOUR STUFF.

334
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,125
[GROWLING]

335
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:13,583
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE
REST OF YOU SHOW YOUR STUFF.

336
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,833
COME ON.

337
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,185
[TEETH CHATTERING]

338
00:19:16,209 --> 00:19:18,292
[ALL WHIMPER]

339
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,542
[CHUCKLING]

340
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:24,292
GRIM, STOP THAT WEREWOLF.

341
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,125
[LAUGHING]

342
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:32,000
ALL RIGHT, I THINK I
HAVE JUST THE TRICK...

343
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,333
A FLEA.

344
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,583
A FLEA?

345
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:39,083
NOT JUST A FLEA... A WEREFLEA.

346
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,750
Announcer: WELL, FOLKS, IT SEEMS
JUDGE LISTON HAS MADE HER CHOICE.

347
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:45,792
ONLY A WEREFLEA
CAN CURE A WEREWOLF.

348
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:50,042
[LOUD BUZZING]

349
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,042
THAT'S IT?

350
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,333
THAT'S IT.

351
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,250
THERE APPEARS TO BE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH BILLY'S DOG.

352
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,250
WHAT'S WRONG, SPRINKLES?

353
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,018
AROO!

354
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,250
IT'S WORKING.

355
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,292
[SCREAMS]

356
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,018
[ALL GASP]

357
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,018
IRWIN?

358
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,000
UH! MY EYES.

359
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,167
[LAUGHTER]

360
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,250
[APPLAUSE]

361
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,208
OH, YEAH!

362
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,792
WE GOT OUR
PICTURES IN THE PAPER.

363
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,167
CHECK IT OUT, IRWIN.

364
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,375
MANDY SURE WAS MAD FOR LOSING,

365
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,792
BUT SHE'LL GET OVER IT.

366
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:34,750
ARF! ARF!

367
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,042
[TIRES SCREECH]

368
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,042
[MAN YELLS]

369
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,125
[CRASH]

370
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,958
Irwin: I'M OK!

371
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