♪♪
[ Laughing evilly ]
♪♪
Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
[ Sizzling ]
♪♪
[ Groans ]
It's way... too... hot.
How about keeping your secretions
on your own side of the couch?
Why are you wiping your face with my sweat rag?
Ew.
Ooh, that feels kind of good.
What's with you two?
We're hot and bored.
Bored, eh? I got an idea.
Why don't we look into the future?
That's always good for a laugh.
You can see into the future?
Of course.
All you need... is a crystal ball,
a wave of the fingers...
and... ♪♪
♪♪
Empress, the new Billy has just arrived.
Excellent. Send him in.
Where am I?
Hello, Billy.
Mandy, is that you?
There's something different about you.
I can't put my finger on it.
Is it your hair?
You didn't notice I'm now a hideous,
disgusting, worm-like creature?
Are you sure it's not your hair?
I swear, these Billys get dumber with each cloning.
What happened to everything, Mandy?
This is the future, Billy.
I now rule the entire Earth.
In my research, I discovered this worm form
would give me immortality.
You are the latest in a long line of Billy clones
that have been keeping me company over the millennia.
But I'm the coolest, right?
Here, let me show you my latest project.
Ah, yes, the slime.
How revolting.
Billy, whatever you do, don't eat the...
[ Gulping ] Ahh!
What'd you say, Grim?
Never mind.
This is my laboratory,
where I grow horrible creatures to combat the resistance.
Boy, look at this guy.
He sure is ugly.
Pbht!
You're an ugly butt.
Ugly butt, ugly butt, ugly butt!
[ Laughs ]
[ Munching ]
[ Belches ]
I lose more Billys that way.
[ Snaps fingers ]
[ Squeaking ]
Did you change your hair, Mandy?
♪♪
Everything you see, Billy, belongs to me.
What's that smell?
It's cinnamon, Billy.
Those are my cinnamon mines.
They are the main industry of the planet.
The power of cinnamon has made me
all-powerful and invincible.
There is only one weakness.
If anyone were to discover cinnamon's polar opposite,
they could use it to destroy me.
Fortunately it's a well-kept secret.
I want to know. I want to know.
Please, Mandy, I won't tell anyone.
I prooooomise.
Well... okay.
Just remember not to tell anyone.
The polar opposite of cinnamon is...
frogs.
Now remember... Don't tell anyone.
You can count on me, Mandy.
I won't tell anyone.
Excellent.
♪♪
Hmmm.
♪♪
[ Beep! Creak! ]
♪♪
Were you followed?
No, of course not.
What kind of boob do you take me for?
Hiya, Grim!
What you doing?
I saw you sneaking around upstairs so I followed you.
Hey, what's going on here?
♪♪
He's not supposed to be here.
He could jeopardize our whole operation
and ruin our plans to overthrow Mandy.
Not to worry. Billy is a harmless idiot.
See?
Grim, want to help me pick my nose?
I see.
Why are you helping the resistance?
I'm so sick of that bossy cow.
I know I'm supposed to be her friend forever,
but I never realized how long forever was.
We're almost ready to overthrow Mandy.
The only missing link is the polar opposite of cinnamon.
That is the key to our success.
Oh, that's easy.
It's frogs!
Frogs? Of course.
Why didn't I see that before?
The sum over the kinetic force multiplied by X, divided by Pi,
over the square root of 4 equals... frogs.
We attack at dawn.
♪♪
[ Gun cocks ]
[ Honk! Chomp! ]
Give me that!
[ Whoosh! Slurp! ]
[ Guns cock ]
♪♪
[ Plop! Plop! ]
♪♪
[ Boom! ]
Knock, knock.
Take her down!
[ Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ Splat! ]
[ Frogs ribbiting ]
Guards, arrest them.
Wait, I don't understand. Why didn't the frogs work?
Fool. I intentionally misled Billy about the frogs
so I could bring the rebels out of hiding.
Take them away!
Except for Grim.
[ Boink! ]
Oh, [Chuckles nervously] hi.
I have something special in store for you.
For the act of treason against me,
I sentence you to the torture of a thousands vials.
W-W-What's going on? [ Chattering ]
What are you doing?
[ Knocking ]
♪♪
But I was so careful. How could you have known?
I have my sources.
Yep, I most certainly do.
[ Chattering ]
♪♪
Hey there, little ant.
What's the matter? Are you bored?
[ Squish! ]
[ Chittering ]
He's hurting.
Ooh! I'll give him mouth-to- mouth resuss-as-affirmation.
[ Inhales deeply ]
Pbbbbbbbbht!
[ Inhales deeply ]
Pbbbbbbbbht!
[ Inhales deeply ]
Pbbbbbbbbht!
What are you doing?
[ Sniffles ] He's not gonna make it.
I'll be the judge of that.
[ Sniffs ]
Nope.
[ Laughs stupidly ] [ Gulp! ]
Out of the way, beanhead.
We're going fishing.
Ooh, ooh! Can I go?
No.
Last time you moaned from boredom the whole time.
Ooh, pleeeeease. I won't moan.
Cross my heart and hope to... not live!
That can be arranged.
M-M-Mandy, p-please?
Alright.
But no moaning.
No moaning!
Mooooooooan.
[ Inhales deeply ] Mooooan.
[ Inhales deeply ] Moooooan.
[ Echoing ] I'm bored!
[ Echoing ] Bored!
Bored! Bored! Bored!
I say, ahoy, there. Did someone say bored?
Watch your back.
It's Eris, Goddess of Chaos.
That's right, deary...
Chaos, discord, disorder, and all that rot. [ Whoosh! ]
Cheers. [ Boom! ]
[ Slurp! Buuuuurp! ] [ Echoing ]
Oh, dreadful habit.
[ Whoosh! ]
I say... [ Boom! ]
Anyone up for some chaos?
Ooh, ooh, I know! That's an apple.
Not just an apple, deary.
Whoever wields its secret power is capable of mass destruction.
Be on your way, child.
Everyone knows your daddy grounded you
from using that infernal apple.
And without that, you're powerless.
True, Grim, but Daddy didn't say
I couldn't acquire someone me.
[ Boink! Crank! ] Ergh! Ergh!
Someone bored, someone stupid.
Me?
That's right, Billy,
and with you to command the apple for me,
we shall have all sorts of crazy fun!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
♪♪
Tornadoes to the north.
[ Cow moos ]
Flash flood to the south!
Fire snows to the east!
Leprechauns astride beaver- tailed babies in the west!
Together we will rule chaos.
[ Laughs ]
I've got to let the dogs out.
Now?
[ Sloshing ]
Great.
[ Motor revs ]
Good riddance.
Maybe now we can fish.
BILLY: Woof, woof, woof!
Go, boys! Go play! Be free! [ Toilet flushes ]
Who let the dogs out?
I did. I did.
Almost done! [ Toilet flushes ]
Ta-da!
Are you quite finished?
[ Honk! Slam! ]
[ Toilet flushes ]
[ Chickens clucking ]
What do we do now?
Create chaos!
Chaos.
Chaos!
Okay. But I got to change my clothes first.
♪♪
Come on!
[ Whooshing ]
Change your knickers, [Smack!] and let's go.
[ Patter! ]
[ Laughs stupidly ]
Catch me! [ Laughs stupidly ]
[ Smack! Thud! ]
[ Laughs stupidly ]
The apple, Billy.
It's time to create chaos with the apple.
Yeah. Just one more thing first.
[ Warble! ]
♪♪
[ Blink! ]
You're watching the paint dry?!
Shhhhh!
[ Whispering ] This is the best part.
[ Paint crackling ]
Anything else?
[ Normal voice ] Let's see...
Let the dogs out, change clothes,
watch paint dry... Ooh!
[ Screech! ]
[ Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! ]
[ Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! ]
[ Warble! ]
[ Blink! ]
[ Warble! Blink! Blink! ]
[ Boing! Thud! Boing! Thud! Boing! Thud! Boing! Thud! ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Warble! ]
[ Horse neighs ] [ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
♪♪
[ Warble! ]
[ Plop! Ding! ]
[ Whoosh! Clatter! ]
[ Cat meows ]
♪♪
[ Splat! ]
[ Chattering ]
♪♪
Yeeeaah!
I'm ready for the apple!
Eris, I'm ready!
♪♪
Ready to help you use the apple!
[ Door creaks ]
Eris?
[ Chattering ]
H-H-Happy... thoughts...
H-Happy... thoughts... Eris, it's me Billy.
I'm ready for chaos!
Chaos?!
Where?!
Yeah! Tornadoes, floods, baby leprechauns, you know.
Come on, I don't have all day!
[ Screams ]
[ Blam! ]
[ Panting ]
[ Screams ]
Right on schedule.
She forgot this.
[ Whoosh! ]
[ Boom! ]
[ Wind whistling ]
How about them apples?
[ Laughs stupidly ]
♪♪
Billy: [ Stammers ] Hey, Mandy!
[ Computer whirring ]
[ Sniffs ]
Y-You want to check out my new stink bomb?
It's full of mayonnaise and skunk oil...
Ooh, and doody, and...
Ew, that stinks. Get it out of here.
Aww, come on Mandy.
It's rad.
Don't make me hurt you.
Aww, come on. Let me show you.
[ Chicken head squawks ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
♪♪
[ Fart ]
[ Gags ] Ewwww.
[ Coughs ]
[ Nasally ] Now, that's a stinky meatball.
[ Gagging ]
[ Laughs ]
I'm so glad I don't have a nose right now.
[ Straining ] Grim, clean this up.
[ Gags ] Hey, I didn't do...
Or I'll knock your head off.
Fine.
[ Laughing ]
[ Muttering indistinctly ]
Billy, go home.
♪♪
[ Sobbing ]
Mandy hates me! She's such a jerk!
♪♪
Billy, that's enough.
You're acting like a twit.
Besides, she'll cool off...
In a few years' time.
Years?
[ Knocking on door ]
♪♪
Mandy! Oh, boy!
♪♪
Yeeee... Oof!
[ Hoarsely ] What are you doing here?
Our house is being fumigated,
so we have to stay here.
To sue.
Oh.
Now, Billy, this means
you'll have to share your room with Mandy.
Yaaayyy!
Here it is... home, sweet home.
What a dump.
♪♪
Have I mentioned that I hate your bed?
That's okay, you're sleeping on the floor.
♪♪
[ Teeth grinding ]
U-U-Uh, Billy, maybe we should let Mandy unpack by herself.
Nah, she's fine.
Okay.
It's your funeral, man.
[ Laughs ]
Mandy, you're now.
Can you believe it?
I believe you should shut up.
It's gonna be so much fun!
We'll have a parade, we'll watch TV,
we'll play tag, we'll dig to China, we'll crochet.
We can even get married.
We'll go to the zoo.
We'll have a staring contest.
O-Oh, I know!
You can make me jambalaya.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I have a better idea.
Oh, boy! We'll play tapeworm?
♪♪
[ Gulps ]
♪♪
[ Fart ]
♪♪
This is my half, is your half.
So, what do you think?
[ Muffled speech ]
[ Wails ]
If you cross this line,
consider yourself dog meat.
But it's my room.
Not anymore, butt face.
Get it?
No!
[ Sobbing ]
[ Snorts, wails ]
Get over it.
[ TV clunks ] [ Static hisses ]
"Get over it"?
I'm expressing my true feelings.
You can sob all you want.
Just don't cross the line.
Ooh, I'm so scared.
[ Laughs, blows raspberry ]
I'm crossing the line.
There's nothing you can do about it.
♪♪
[ Muffled crashing ] [ Wildlife bleating ]
♪♪
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Blows thudding ] Rrgh, those kids.
[ Scoffs ] Hold this.
I'll be right back.
Get me a glass of milk while you're at it.
[ Knock on door ] Mandy: Come in.
Now listen here!
♪♪
Aww, I was gonna do that.
Grim goes on my side.
I own him.
He's on my side! He's on my side!
Stop it! Stop it!
What's wrong with you two?
I don't know,
but the sooner Mandy leaves, the better.
Did you hear that, Mandy?
[ Growling ] I want you to go away.
Enough!
Can't we all just get along?
First Mandy's upset, then Billy's upset.
I can't take it anymore!
It's his fault.
[ Growls ]
[ Furious gibberish ]
♪♪
[ Echoing voice ]
♪♪
Okay, Grim, you win.
We'll get along.
Oh, no. Not again.
You can't just say it.
You've got to show me that you mean it...
Or else.
All right, Grim.
I think we can work something out.
Yeah, I'll forgive Mandy
for getting mad about the stink bomb.
Promise?
Promise. Promise.
Okay.
♪♪
Gee, the kids must be getting along just fine.
Good job, Grimy.
I didn't even have to chop them up.
♪♪
See?
I knew we could work things out.
[ Muffled speech ]
Yes, I know you're sorry.
[ Muffled speech ]
I'm glad you see it my way.
♪♪