1 00:01:04,203 --> 00:01:07,707 [ Quiet Growling ] 2 00:01:39,539 --> 00:01:42,275 [ Growling ] 3 00:02:29,055 --> 00:02:33,626 When you get that break, you take it, right? 4 00:02:33,926 --> 00:02:35,895 Right. 5 00:02:35,928 --> 00:02:39,766 But when you get that break and you reach the top, 6 00:02:39,799 --> 00:02:41,768 savor it. 7 00:02:41,801 --> 00:02:44,537 Take it all in and let them suck your dick... 8 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:49,008 while you tell them how wrong they were for not believing you in the first place. 9 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,377 Then get out. 10 00:02:51,411 --> 00:02:53,613 Quit. Exit. 11 00:02:53,646 --> 00:02:58,017 [ Water Running ] And make sure to leave them wondering. 12 00:02:59,619 --> 00:03:02,055 I was watching the Learning Channel the other day. 13 00:03:02,088 --> 00:03:04,490 There was a special on Buffalo Bill. 14 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:06,726 You know, the great Wild West showman? 15 00:03:06,759 --> 00:03:09,696 For years, this guy was the shit. 16 00:03:09,729 --> 00:03:13,633 I mean, he helped tame the Wild West, and he made a lot of money doing it. 17 00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:16,436 But he didn't get out in time, you know? 18 00:03:16,469 --> 00:03:19,839 He tried to hold on. You just can't do that. 19 00:03:19,872 --> 00:03:23,109 You see, at the age of 70 Bill was still doing Wild West shows, 20 00:03:23,142 --> 00:03:25,111 but for other guys' circuses... 21 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:27,113 'cause he was dead broke. 22 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:29,115 Big mistake. 23 00:03:29,148 --> 00:03:32,151 They used to have to prop the old bastard on his horse, 24 00:03:32,185 --> 00:03:34,854 he'd do a lap around the center ring, 25 00:03:34,887 --> 00:03:39,726 then they'd help him off his horse and put him to bed for the night. 26 00:03:39,826 --> 00:03:43,096 Real fucking impressive, Bill. 27 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:47,467 Well, not me. This is it. 28 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,902 After tonight I'm done. 29 00:03:49,936 --> 00:03:53,539 No one's propping me on a pony when I'm 70. 30 00:03:53,573 --> 00:03:58,211 Keep the boom-boom jungle music down to a reasonable level, all right? 31 00:03:58,244 --> 00:04:00,613 Define "reasonable level." It's a fucking night club. 32 00:04:00,646 --> 00:04:03,916 I don't have to define it. I'm gonna be here to enforce it. 33 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:07,920 You're gonna be here? I... I thought you were taking off for the night. 34 00:04:07,954 --> 00:04:09,922 I changed my mind, okay? 35 00:04:09,956 --> 00:04:13,192 I'm regretting letting you guys talk me into this after-hours crap. 36 00:04:13,226 --> 00:04:16,662 This is my club, so I'm gonna be here, all right? 37 00:04:16,696 --> 00:04:19,465 - Sure. Whatever. - Yeah, that's cool. 38 00:04:19,499 --> 00:04:22,201 Good. 39 00:04:22,235 --> 00:04:25,805 Get a fuckin' thesaurus if you need it better explained to you. 40 00:04:25,838 --> 00:04:28,174 [ Muttering Continues ] 41 00:04:29,008 --> 00:04:31,110 [ Door Closes ] This ain't cool, man. 42 00:04:31,144 --> 00:04:34,147 We can't have him here. He's gonna wreck the whole fuckin' plan, Ben. 43 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:37,150 We rented this space, 44 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:41,254 that shitty... ass neck. 45 00:04:41,287 --> 00:04:46,058 - Don't worry about it, Rikki. - We're in way over our heads. You know that, Ben? 46 00:04:46,092 --> 00:04:50,263 This is too big. It's too complicated. It's not gonna end good. 47 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:53,099 I said don't worry, okay? 48 00:04:53,132 --> 00:04:57,236 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. You trust me, right? 49 00:05:00,873 --> 00:05:03,009 We're fucked. All right? 50 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:06,179 This is the most nuts thing you ever thought of. It's too risky. 51 00:05:06,212 --> 00:05:08,848 I don't care what Gregory wants, okay? 52 00:05:08,881 --> 00:05:12,585 Now-Now we can't play the music loud? Let's go back to grifting. 53 00:05:12,618 --> 00:05:17,123 Rikki, how do you think Gregory would react if we told him, 54 00:05:17,156 --> 00:05:20,993 "You know what? We're not gonna steal the statue for you." Huh? 55 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:27,033 We'd end up like Cheng One-Eye, that's all. I'll take care of Partridge. 56 00:05:35,842 --> 00:05:39,078 Hey, Partridge. I need a big black marker. You got one? 57 00:05:39,111 --> 00:05:43,716 I saw the way you and that little shit looked at each other when I said I was gonna be here. 58 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:46,195 You two are planning on breaking all sorts of laws tonight, aren't you? 59 00:05:46,219 --> 00:05:49,555 I see anything that could get me shut down... 60 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:51,691 Underage drinking, noise, drugs... 61 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:54,193 - I am pulling the plug on your asses! - Good. 62 00:05:54,227 --> 00:05:56,896 Black marker. May I? 63 00:05:56,929 --> 00:06:01,834 When I say, "Turn the music down," you say, "How much, Mr. Partridge?" 64 00:06:01,868 --> 00:06:03,970 You got it? Relax. Okay? 65 00:06:04,003 --> 00:06:07,273 Good God. The DJ we hired is really mellow. [ Clattering ] 66 00:06:07,306 --> 00:06:11,644 - A real peace-love kind of... - Are you done fucking with me? 67 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:14,046 Guy. 68 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,783 You motherfucker! Fuck off! 69 00:06:17,817 --> 00:06:20,219 I'll be right back. 70 00:06:20,253 --> 00:06:22,989 Why did you shove him? I didn't. 71 00:06:23,022 --> 00:06:25,934 I was just asking him not to touch my records. I was trying to help him... 72 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:29,161 Yeah, and that involved touching them, didn't it? 73 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:34,333 All right. Now that we're even, who the hell are you? 74 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:37,603 [ Laughs ] Is that like some kind of trick question? 75 00:06:37,637 --> 00:06:40,139 - Where's DJ Max? - He couldn't make it. 76 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:44,944 People are coming to hear DJ Max. His name's all over the flyers. 77 00:06:44,977 --> 00:06:47,146 All right. What's your name? 78 00:06:47,179 --> 00:06:51,817 - Steve Moulding. - No, I mean your DJ name. 79 00:06:51,851 --> 00:06:56,622 Oh. Oh, my DJ name. That would be Steven Moulding. 80 00:06:56,656 --> 00:06:59,025 Look, asshole, 81 00:06:59,058 --> 00:07:03,095 you need a DJ name like... DJ Max has. 82 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:06,899 Who the fuck wants to hear Steven Moulding? I don't. Do you, Rikki? 83 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:09,835 Mm-mmm. 84 00:07:09,869 --> 00:07:12,371 Fuck you. 85 00:07:14,073 --> 00:07:18,077 All right. DJ Fuck You it is. Rikki? 86 00:07:21,013 --> 00:07:26,085 - Bye-bye, Rikki. - Bye-bye, DJ Fuck You. 87 00:07:27,019 --> 00:07:29,989 [ Grunting ] 88 00:07:30,022 --> 00:07:35,027 I want you to play the red record at 1:45 a.m. tonight. 89 00:07:36,429 --> 00:07:40,066 Then play the blue one at 1:55. 90 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:46,005 Fuck it up, and I'll shoot your family. 91 00:07:46,038 --> 00:07:48,074 [ Groaning ] 92 00:07:48,107 --> 00:07:51,043 Have a good set. 93 00:07:53,713 --> 00:07:57,416 Did you just grab his balls, Ben? Why? Are you jealous? 94 00:07:57,450 --> 00:08:00,052 Yes. 95 00:08:13,065 --> 00:08:16,335 "X" marks the spot. 96 00:08:16,369 --> 00:08:19,905 Okay. One more review, then it's show time. 97 00:08:19,939 --> 00:08:21,907 Betty. Okay. 98 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:24,710 The bank alarm system is divided into three parts. 99 00:08:24,744 --> 00:08:27,046 Two of them I can override in my sleep. 100 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:30,182 Only the third one concerns us. It's a sonic detector. 101 00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:33,319 Once 6.0 is reached on this vibration actuator, 102 00:08:33,352 --> 00:08:37,690 the vibrations cause that third alarm to shut itself down. 103 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:42,795 For every precaution, there's an equal and opposite weakness. 104 00:08:42,828 --> 00:08:45,865 Case in point: There's a bank behind this wall. 105 00:08:45,898 --> 00:08:48,134 Three separate levels of alarms. 106 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:51,070 Unbreachable, right? Wrong. 107 00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:54,340 Betty used to work for a software company designing security systems... 108 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:57,476 for some asshole who couldn't keep his hands off of her software. 109 00:08:57,510 --> 00:08:59,478 She got her revenge, though. 110 00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:02,748 She discovered a bug in this particular bank's security system, 111 00:09:02,782 --> 00:09:05,351 and tonight she's exploiting it to make us all rich. 112 00:09:05,384 --> 00:09:07,353 She may not be a seasoned crook, 113 00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:11,023 but where she lacks experience, she makes up for in heart and moxie. 114 00:09:11,057 --> 00:09:13,993 That counts for a lot in my book. 115 00:09:14,026 --> 00:09:17,363 As long as we keep that party upstairs loud as hell, we're fine. 116 00:09:17,396 --> 00:09:22,168 Keep the music and the crowd hoppin', and the alarm is totally neutralized. 117 00:09:22,201 --> 00:09:26,972 At 11:00, once the vibrations from the club neutralize that third alarm, 118 00:09:27,006 --> 00:09:29,975 I start drilling into the alarm nest in the circuit panel... 119 00:09:30,009 --> 00:09:35,147 so that Betty can reach the first two alarm systems and take them off-line. 120 00:09:35,514 --> 00:09:39,318 Jake Nealson was big on the metal scene in the late '80s. 121 00:09:39,351 --> 00:09:41,987 Pyro guy. Worked in all the huge tours. 122 00:09:42,021 --> 00:09:45,157 Then grunge came along, and Jake found himself tending bar. 123 00:09:45,191 --> 00:09:49,128 But tonight, Jake makes his glorious return to pyrotechnics. 124 00:09:49,161 --> 00:09:51,464 He's gonna put a new door in the wall, and, uh, 125 00:09:51,497 --> 00:09:54,166 hopefully not kill us all in the process. 126 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,103 Okay, so maybe he's not a real demolitions man, 127 00:09:57,136 --> 00:10:01,307 but he doesn't owe allegiance to Mr. Gregory like every other real bomb guy on this coast. 128 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:05,377 And I gotta tell you, underneath that crunchy chocolate shell, 129 00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:09,181 Jake's a big, warm nougat of a guy. 130 00:10:09,915 --> 00:10:12,451 Then once Betty's got those two down, 131 00:10:12,485 --> 00:10:17,056 I blow the wall to the bank, and in goes Jeffrey. 132 00:10:17,089 --> 00:10:19,925 2:00 a.m., after Jake opens a new door in the wall, 133 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:23,562 I hang a clothesline, go in over the sensors. 134 00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:26,165 Jeffrey's our box man. 135 00:10:26,198 --> 00:10:29,602 His family's owned the Pinkerton Safe Company for four generations. 136 00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:33,005 Jeffrey grew up assuming he was next in line to take over the business, 137 00:10:33,038 --> 00:10:36,075 but his father felt that Jeffrey was a superstitious little fuckup, 138 00:10:36,108 --> 00:10:39,078 so the old man left the company to Jeffrey's younger sister. 139 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:41,247 Jeffrey swore he'd get his revenge... 140 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,250 by breaking in to every safe his family ever designed, 141 00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:47,920 more or less proving his father right, come to think of it. 142 00:10:47,953 --> 00:10:51,090 Anyway, he's gonna get a little closer to his goal tonight. 143 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:53,092 I hope. 144 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:56,629 At 3:50 a.m., I'm on my way out of the vault with the goods in my bag. 145 00:10:56,662 --> 00:11:01,867 4:30 a.m., I get the bag to Gregory, and we are rich. 146 00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:04,603 By the time the rave ends in the morning and alarms go off, 147 00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:07,173 we'll be long gone. 148 00:11:08,007 --> 00:11:10,509 [ Betty ] Here. Okay, Rikki. 149 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:12,578 Like we talked about. 150 00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:16,115 You get the rave loud, man. We keep it loud. 151 00:11:16,148 --> 00:11:18,951 This has got to read above 6.0. 152 00:11:18,984 --> 00:11:21,654 If it drops below that, the alarm reactivates, goes off, 153 00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:23,656 and we're fucked. 154 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:26,292 Six-oh, man. 155 00:11:27,092 --> 00:11:30,362 You can do this tonight. I know you can. 156 00:11:30,396 --> 00:11:34,200 And this is it. We retire. 157 00:11:35,301 --> 00:11:37,636 Hey, Dirk. 158 00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:48,280 Hey. Hey, girls. 159 00:11:48,314 --> 00:11:50,983 So I guess I'll see you guys... Oh, thank you. 160 00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:53,452 Nice pants, asshole. 161 00:11:53,485 --> 00:11:58,057 [ Women Laughing ] He thought you were serious! 162 00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:04,530 Hey, Ben? Who's Cheng One-Eye? 163 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:09,401 One of Gregory's guys a few years ago. 164 00:12:09,435 --> 00:12:11,537 Know how he got that name? 165 00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:13,539 He lost an eye? 166 00:12:13,572 --> 00:12:15,574 Come on, man. What the fuck! 167 00:12:15,608 --> 00:12:19,578 You don't get the name Cheng One-Eye 'cause he lost a fucking ear. Right? 168 00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:23,148 Right. I'm sayin', do you know how he lost that eye? 169 00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:27,386 No. He tried to double-cross Gregory, that's how. 170 00:12:27,419 --> 00:12:29,588 Remember Tommy Fingernails? 171 00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,590 Yeah, sure. 172 00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:33,592 Same thing. 173 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:37,229 Cheng used to have both eyes, Tommy used to have fingernails. 174 00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:40,299 You fuck with Gregory, you get a nickname. 175 00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:42,434 I don't want a nickname, Rikki. 176 00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:44,436 Do you want a nickname? 177 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,739 I don't want a nickname, either. All right. Good. 178 00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:50,209 When we get in there, don't say shit unless he talks to you, okay? 179 00:12:50,242 --> 00:12:52,645 [ Sighs ] Okay. 180 00:12:54,113 --> 00:12:56,482 You ready for this? I'm ready. 181 00:12:56,515 --> 00:12:59,385 [ Door Opens ] [ Bells Jingling ] 182 00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:01,954 [ Door Closes ] 183 00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:14,166 Mr. Gregory. Hello, Benjamin. 184 00:13:14,199 --> 00:13:17,770 I see you brought a friend. That's nice. 185 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:20,572 Please, sit. 186 00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:33,686 So... 187 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,655 this is Rikki? 188 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:39,191 Nice pants. 189 00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:52,137 [ Sighs ] Ever had your fortune told, Rikki? 190 00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:55,674 Uh... no. 191 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,243 Not... Not really. 192 00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:02,781 Give me your hand. 193 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:21,100 Sorry. Bad fortune. 194 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,802 Aah! Ow! 195 00:14:23,836 --> 00:14:25,604 Ben! Get off me! 196 00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:27,806 All right! 197 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,443 [ Rikki, Shaky Voice ] I'll be outside. 198 00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:36,715 I asked you to meet me here alone. I was specific on that request. 199 00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:40,419 Consider that a friendly warning. 200 00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:45,424 Rikki reminds me of your brother. 201 00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:49,194 I still feel badly about what happened to Kevin. 202 00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:51,630 He had potential. 203 00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:54,433 It pains me to force you to pay off his debts like this, but... 204 00:14:54,466 --> 00:14:57,436 I am a businessman, after all. 205 00:14:57,469 --> 00:15:00,272 Examples must be made. 206 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,576 - This will go smoothly. - As long as you're sure the statue's there. 207 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:07,379 The safety deposit vault next to it is one of my own. 208 00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:11,216 I watched them move the statue in. It's there. 209 00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:17,556 After this, 210 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:20,759 I'm no one's errand boy anymore. 211 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:23,328 I'm cleaning the slate tonight. 212 00:15:25,197 --> 00:15:30,702 You've talked a good game, Benjamin, but now it's time to deliver, isn't it? 213 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,506 It's all under control. Why don't you go back to your place? 214 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,843 Wait for you at home? Oh, I don't think so. 215 00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:40,779 - This place is 24 hours, right? - Yeah, but it puts you... 216 00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:46,485 Then shut the fuck up. If I want to be here, I'll be here. 217 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,189 It is now 10:00. 218 00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:53,358 I'll be here until 5:00 a.m. 219 00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:58,730 I expect you to be sitting in this booth, handing me the statue at that time. 220 00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:01,667 You okay? 221 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,669 Uh, yeah, I'll be all right. 222 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:06,305 Let me look. 223 00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:11,310 I'm sorry, man. I didn't know he was gonna pull any shit. 224 00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:14,446 Let's get it cleaned up when we get back. Let's go. 225 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,448 There's another thing, Rikki. 226 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,650 Gregory's gonna stay here all night. 227 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:23,188 He thinks we're gonna try and dash with the statue. Oh, shit. 228 00:16:23,222 --> 00:16:27,559 Oh. But we're not, right? Of course not. 229 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:31,230 This has got to go silky-fucking-smooth tonight, Rikki. 230 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,911 ♪♪ [ Techno ] 231 00:17:18,744 --> 00:17:21,780 ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint ] [ Man ] I don't think so. 232 00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:24,750 Let me in the fucking club, you piece of shit! 233 00:17:24,783 --> 00:17:26,752 What's wrong? Fake I.D. 234 00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:28,820 - No, it's not. - Sorry. You can't come in. 235 00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:32,758 That's my real I.D. Bite me. 236 00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,994 This doesn't look like just a dye job to me. 237 00:17:36,028 --> 00:17:39,798 See, you're a brunette, and this I.D.'s for a natural blonde. 238 00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:42,000 Oh, yeah? Does this look brunette to you? 239 00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:44,736 [ Crowd Gasping ] [ Man ] Oh, my God. 240 00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:47,306 [ Heart Beating ] 241 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:49,975 Huh? 242 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:53,679 Don't be a dick, Dirk. Let her in. 243 00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:57,449 [ Cheering ] 244 00:17:57,983 --> 00:18:02,654 [ Cheering Continues ] 245 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,301 Oh, God. 246 00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:20,439 What's wrong, Vanessa? Ben McGewan. 247 00:18:20,472 --> 00:18:25,043 Asshole. Is he gonna follow me around all nightagain? 248 00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:27,713 When do you think he's gonna get the hint? 249 00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:32,751 I don't know. The brick through his windshield wasn't enough of a hint? 250 00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:36,455 Cool. 251 00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:39,691 Looks like he's over you. 252 00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:42,327 Asshole. 253 00:18:58,644 --> 00:19:02,514 Hey, Ben. Did you order some transvestites? 254 00:19:03,782 --> 00:19:06,084 Uh, 'cause they're here. 255 00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:08,887 Oh! The S&M show. 256 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,590 It's midnight already? 257 00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:14,526 Got a place for us girls to put our faces on? 258 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:17,396 Yeah. Glad you're here. 259 00:19:17,429 --> 00:19:21,466 Rikki, take 'em backstage. Okay. 260 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,635 So, just curious... 261 00:19:23,669 --> 00:19:27,973 How do you hide your dick and your balls? 262 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:39,551 ♪♪ [ Muzak ] 263 00:19:50,962 --> 00:19:53,398 What the fuck is that? 264 00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:55,400 What? 265 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:58,937 What do you mean "what"? I'm not listening to that shit while I work. Turn it off. 266 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:02,541 I can't. I have to have it on to work. It soothes me. 267 00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:06,078 Well, blow jobs soothe me, but you're not giving me one while I'm working. 268 00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:09,514 Not funny. That's not funny. You know that, right? 269 00:20:09,548 --> 00:20:12,417 - I gotta play this or I can't work. - You're a little bitch. 270 00:20:12,451 --> 00:20:15,687 Do you know that? You're a big fucking Mongoloid. 271 00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:18,557 Both of you, shut the f... 272 00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:21,159 Shut the fuck up. 273 00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:24,196 Just leave the music on if it helps him, Jake. Damn. 274 00:20:24,229 --> 00:20:26,832 [ Drill Whirring ] 275 00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:37,976 - Now what? - Fortune Fish. 276 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:40,846 Fortune Fish. What the fuck is a Fortune Fish? 277 00:20:40,879 --> 00:20:44,916 Fortune Fish. Never lies. 278 00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,586 I use it before every job. Oh. Good. 279 00:20:47,619 --> 00:20:50,155 For a second there I thought you were insane. 280 00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:53,158 - It's good to know you're just a fuckhead. - Seriously. 281 00:20:53,191 --> 00:20:55,827 Three years ago, I was with these guys, 282 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:59,131 gonna break into the World Bank of Commerce down on Fourth. 283 00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:03,902 Before we started, I consulted the Fortune Fish, and... 284 00:21:03,935 --> 00:21:06,705 [ Betty ] And? 285 00:21:06,738 --> 00:21:09,875 - And what? - [ Drill Stops ] 286 00:21:09,908 --> 00:21:11,943 It flipped. 287 00:21:11,977 --> 00:21:15,147 - What does that mean? - Doom. 288 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:18,617 Certain failure. I refused to go. 289 00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:21,887 They went on without me, and guess what. 290 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,523 They're all doing 10 to 20 in Chino... 291 00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:27,125 because they, like yourselves, 292 00:21:27,159 --> 00:21:30,162 scoffed at the power of the Fortune Fish. 293 00:21:30,195 --> 00:21:33,765 Uh-huh. 294 00:21:38,637 --> 00:21:41,573 Shit. Oh, shit! 295 00:21:41,606 --> 00:21:46,144 Man, it curled! Danger! Proceed with extreme caution! 296 00:21:46,178 --> 00:21:48,713 Shit! [ Squeals ] 297 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:12,671 How are the, uh... girls? 298 00:22:12,704 --> 00:22:15,574 Fine. They're gettin' dressed. 299 00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:18,677 They said they have a snake guy comin'. 300 00:22:19,244 --> 00:22:23,615 Why do the transvestites have a snake guy comin'? 301 00:22:24,115 --> 00:22:26,618 It's part of the show. 302 00:22:26,651 --> 00:22:30,889 There's a lot I don't know about transvestites, isn't there? 303 00:22:31,823 --> 00:22:34,159 Oh, my God! 304 00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:39,698 Ben! Ben, this place is stocked with beautiful women, 305 00:22:39,731 --> 00:22:42,801 and you're reading National Geographic. 306 00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:46,705 You wanna see what we're stealing, or are you just gonna talk shit all night? 307 00:22:47,906 --> 00:22:50,942 What does Gregory want with it anyway? Is he gonna sell it? 308 00:22:50,976 --> 00:22:53,879 It's not the money in this one for Gregory. 309 00:22:53,912 --> 00:22:57,782 Listen up. A little story for you. 310 00:22:57,816 --> 00:23:00,852 Now, there's four statues total, okay? 311 00:23:00,886 --> 00:23:03,088 Ping-I, god of rivers. 312 00:23:03,121 --> 00:23:05,090 Fei Lien, god of wind. 313 00:23:05,123 --> 00:23:09,027 Yen-Lo-Wang, god of earth and Chu Jung, god of fire. 314 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:11,663 The four elements. 315 00:23:11,696 --> 00:23:14,733 Are you listening to me? You're doing this. I don't know what that is. 316 00:23:14,766 --> 00:23:16,234 Yeah, I'm listening. You sure? 317 00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:20,071 Yeah, yeah. The last man to own all four statues... 318 00:23:20,105 --> 00:23:24,976 was Emperor Han Wu-Ti of the Han Dynasty over 2,000 years ago. 319 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:27,646 Legend has it that when he controlled the four statues, 320 00:23:27,679 --> 00:23:29,648 he was master of the four elements. 321 00:23:29,681 --> 00:23:33,018 Like He-Man. No, He-Man was master of the universe. 322 00:23:33,051 --> 00:23:36,855 Anyway, Gregory's collected the other three. 323 00:23:36,888 --> 00:23:38,857 When we get Chu Jung here, 324 00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:41,860 he'll be the first man to own them all since 87 B.C. 325 00:23:41,893 --> 00:23:45,897 I didn't know Gregory went in for all that supernatural, superstitious stuff. 326 00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:47,899 He doesn't, 327 00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:50,902 but the Chinese mafia he deals with every day sure as hell does. 328 00:23:50,936 --> 00:23:53,038 Gregory knows that. 329 00:23:53,071 --> 00:23:55,416 He knows if he has all four statues, it fucks with their heads... 330 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,676 Vanessa's here. You know that? 331 00:23:57,709 --> 00:24:00,712 I'm telling you a story here, you're talking about Vanessa. 332 00:24:00,745 --> 00:24:04,849 - Yeah, I noticed. - So you're gonna go for it... again? 333 00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:07,686 No, Rikki. 334 00:24:07,719 --> 00:24:10,989 Do you mind if I go for it? 335 00:24:28,873 --> 00:24:31,343 Whoo. 336 00:24:31,376 --> 00:24:35,013 Where you going? 337 00:24:35,046 --> 00:24:37,015 [ Whirring ] 338 00:24:37,048 --> 00:24:39,217 [ Powering Down ] 339 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,354 ♪♪ [ Radio: Muzak ] 340 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:47,025 Hey. 341 00:24:47,058 --> 00:24:50,795 We hit 6.0 about 45 minutes ago. 342 00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,999 What the hell is this? 343 00:24:54,032 --> 00:24:57,869 Drugs? There's no drug use in bank robbery, Betty. 344 00:24:57,902 --> 00:25:00,739 Don't blame me. The shit belongs to stoner boy. 345 00:25:00,772 --> 00:25:04,142 Excuse me? Betty? Bite me. I work better stoned. 346 00:25:04,175 --> 00:25:06,945 Besides, we had to calm down Jeffrey. 347 00:25:06,978 --> 00:25:09,848 - Why did Jeffrey need calming down, Jake? - The Fortune Fish. 348 00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:14,252 - Danger. Proceed with extreme caution. - [ Sighs ] 349 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:25,730 Hey! You gotta talk to Partridge, man. 350 00:25:25,764 --> 00:25:29,167 He's gonna shut down the club. What? Why? 351 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,705 I don't know. He's just really pissed. Come on. 352 00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:44,149 There you are, you piece of shit. 353 00:25:44,182 --> 00:25:47,919 Tell me why anybody in their right mind would need to listen to music this loud! 354 00:25:47,952 --> 00:25:50,055 What? I took a big gamble... 355 00:25:50,088 --> 00:25:52,457 letting you talk me into this after-hours bullshit. 356 00:25:52,490 --> 00:25:54,459 I'm not licensed for this. 357 00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:57,829 I get one call to the cops, they shut me down forever! 358 00:25:57,862 --> 00:26:00,198 This is Chinatown, Partridge. 359 00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:03,268 No one fucking lives here. I don't care. It's over. 360 00:26:04,002 --> 00:26:06,871 What about our deal? Fuck the deal, and fuck you! 361 00:26:06,905 --> 00:26:09,841 I'm pullin' the plug. 362 00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:17,382 Oh, what? Are you gonna hit me with the bottle now? 363 00:26:17,415 --> 00:26:22,387 Oh! You fucking did it! What's the matter with you? 364 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,224 Ow! You son of a bitch! 365 00:26:34,999 --> 00:26:38,570 Shit, Ben. What? 366 00:26:38,603 --> 00:26:41,840 I just can't have him shuttin' the music off. 367 00:26:41,873 --> 00:26:46,010 Just find some rope and tie this sack of shit up. 368 00:26:58,189 --> 00:27:01,926 I used to collect silver dollars when I was a kid. 369 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,996 I don't collect them. This is my lucky silver dollar. 370 00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:07,165 You've got two lucky silver dollars? 371 00:27:07,198 --> 00:27:10,435 No, only one. I just don't know which one. 372 00:27:10,468 --> 00:27:13,505 See, I had a lucky silver dollar. 373 00:27:13,538 --> 00:27:16,574 I kept it with me wherever I went. 374 00:27:16,608 --> 00:27:21,212 Then someone gave me a plain old non-lucky silver dollar, and they accidentally got mixed up. 375 00:27:21,246 --> 00:27:23,214 Same year, same mint. 376 00:27:23,248 --> 00:27:27,619 - So only one is your lucky silver dollar. - Right. 377 00:27:27,652 --> 00:27:31,523 But you can't spend either one because you don't know which one is lucky. 378 00:27:31,556 --> 00:27:36,094 Gosh, Jeffrey. Why don't you just ask the Fortune Fish which one it is? 379 00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:39,130 Geez, just when I think you can't be a bigger retard! 380 00:27:39,164 --> 00:27:42,367 [ Electricity Powering Down ] 381 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,372 ♪♪ [ Slows, Speeds Up ] 382 00:28:00,919 --> 00:28:03,922 What the hell is that? 383 00:28:03,955 --> 00:28:06,958 Someone's on the rag. You got more electricity... 384 00:28:06,991 --> 00:28:09,194 Aah! See? 385 00:28:09,227 --> 00:28:12,230 It's not our fault, dear. Your little house boy told us to do that. 386 00:28:12,263 --> 00:28:16,401 How are we supposed to get gorgeous for your floor show without our hardware, honey? 387 00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:18,570 Mitchell, I can't have the power going out. 388 00:28:18,603 --> 00:28:22,407 Unplug that mess and get some extension cords. Jesus Christ, Ben! 389 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,977 You know what? We're getting ready here! 390 00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:34,986 - Look at you. - Whoo! 391 00:28:35,019 --> 00:28:39,591 Yeah! Like that. Like that! 392 00:28:45,129 --> 00:28:47,131 Hey, Ben, man. 393 00:28:47,165 --> 00:28:50,368 What the fuck? I was wondering if you'd seen Chad. 394 00:28:50,401 --> 00:28:52,403 Chad? Yeah. 395 00:28:52,437 --> 00:28:55,273 I don't know who you are. How the fuck would I know Chad? 396 00:28:55,306 --> 00:28:58,409 You'd know Chad if you saw him. Oh, I would? 397 00:28:58,443 --> 00:29:01,980 Okay. Why don't you go back to the lounge and sleep it off, pal? 398 00:29:02,013 --> 00:29:05,049 Okay. 399 00:29:05,516 --> 00:29:09,220 [ Speaking Chinese ] 400 00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:23,401 - All yours, Betty. - Wow. 401 00:29:23,434 --> 00:29:26,537 Only an hour and a half late. Nice work, monkey man. 402 00:29:26,571 --> 00:29:29,340 I take shit from Ben. I like him. 403 00:29:29,374 --> 00:29:32,277 I should have the foundation alarms down in no time. 404 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:35,446 Make it quick. I was supposed to blow those holes over an hour ago. 405 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,516 If we're gonna pull this off, I gotta get the explosives in place. 406 00:29:38,549 --> 00:29:41,519 Look, ass, you can't rush system hacking. 407 00:29:41,552 --> 00:29:44,188 I got a lot of logic to untangle. 408 00:29:44,222 --> 00:29:48,493 It's not like making holes in walls, so stop bustin' my ovaries. 409 00:29:48,526 --> 00:29:50,495 Hey! Race cars! [ Betty ] What? 410 00:29:50,528 --> 00:29:55,366 You know, race cars! [ Imitating Car Engine ] 411 00:30:21,526 --> 00:30:24,495 [ Loud Banging ] 412 00:30:31,502 --> 00:30:33,571 Hey. 413 00:30:34,472 --> 00:30:37,275 Were you staring at my ass? 414 00:30:37,308 --> 00:30:40,378 What? No, I... What? 415 00:30:40,411 --> 00:30:43,181 Came down to get some smokes. 416 00:30:43,214 --> 00:30:45,350 Are you having trouble with the machine? 417 00:30:45,383 --> 00:30:48,786 Yeah. I don't have enough change. 418 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:52,056 And you were hoping that the machine would give you a pack... 419 00:30:52,090 --> 00:30:54,392 out of the goodness of its heart? 420 00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:57,328 Mm-hmm. It works sometimes. 421 00:30:57,362 --> 00:31:00,398 Well, I happen to know that that's a female machine, 422 00:31:00,431 --> 00:31:04,369 and... your feminine wiles won't work on it. 423 00:31:04,402 --> 00:31:07,772 Hmm. 424 00:31:08,439 --> 00:31:11,175 Um, how come you've been ignoring me all night? 425 00:31:11,209 --> 00:31:13,277 What? 426 00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:15,580 Are you kidding me? 427 00:31:15,613 --> 00:31:17,782 Oh, my God. 428 00:31:17,815 --> 00:31:21,452 [ Scoffs ] Well, for one thing, 429 00:31:21,486 --> 00:31:24,122 I don't want to replace another windshield. 430 00:31:24,155 --> 00:31:27,525 And... I'm busy. 431 00:31:27,558 --> 00:31:30,661 Busy? 432 00:31:30,695 --> 00:31:34,098 I was, uh, kinda thinking... Quarter. 433 00:31:34,132 --> 00:31:38,569 [ Coin Drops ] 434 00:31:43,841 --> 00:31:46,377 Asshole. 435 00:31:47,512 --> 00:31:50,114 [ Rikki ] Oh, my God! 436 00:31:50,148 --> 00:31:52,617 I am the queen of Truth or Dare! 437 00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:55,286 Whoo! Ow! Thank you. Thank you. 438 00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:57,755 You liked that? 439 00:31:57,789 --> 00:32:01,692 [ Rikki ] Yeah, I did. Yeah. Wow. You can go next if you want. 440 00:32:01,726 --> 00:32:05,196 - How are we doing with that thing? - Uh, great. 441 00:32:05,229 --> 00:32:07,865 Um, no one's called me on my cell phone yet. 442 00:32:07,899 --> 00:32:13,704 Okay, Rikki. Keep listening for that call. 443 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,476 - Hey, you're next. - Next what? 444 00:32:18,509 --> 00:32:22,213 We're playing Truth or Dare, and you're up. 445 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,849 No. I'm running a club here. 446 00:32:24,882 --> 00:32:28,619 I'm kind of busy. 447 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:32,123 Truth or dare? 448 00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:39,363 - Truth. - Okay. 449 00:32:39,397 --> 00:32:41,799 I got one. 450 00:32:43,835 --> 00:32:46,871 If you were allowed to commit one... 451 00:32:46,904 --> 00:32:49,640 completely immoral, 452 00:32:49,674 --> 00:32:53,744 culturally unacceptable act of sin, 453 00:32:53,778 --> 00:32:57,515 and the next day no one would remember, 454 00:32:57,548 --> 00:33:00,151 what would you do? 455 00:33:01,752 --> 00:33:04,288 Good question. 456 00:33:05,723 --> 00:33:07,425 Chad! 457 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:10,495 [ Excited Shouting ] Chad? 458 00:33:10,528 --> 00:33:13,231 Chad! 459 00:33:13,264 --> 00:33:16,434 [ Man ] Come on, Chad. Let him go, man. 460 00:33:16,467 --> 00:33:18,603 You're acting like an asshole. 461 00:33:18,636 --> 00:33:21,639 You want me to take you home, you keep it up, mister. 462 00:33:21,672 --> 00:33:24,809 Come on! Ruinin' the weekend again. 463 00:33:24,842 --> 00:33:26,911 Hey, Ben. How you doin'? 464 00:33:26,944 --> 00:33:30,381 Got a snake problem here, but I can talk him down... 465 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:32,483 if you just give me a second. 466 00:33:32,517 --> 00:33:34,552 That gets him upset. 467 00:33:34,585 --> 00:33:38,356 Uh, Chad, you're gettin' into shit here. 468 00:33:38,389 --> 00:33:40,858 [ Rikki ] Ben, where are you going, man? 469 00:33:40,892 --> 00:33:43,728 What's his name? Chad. 470 00:33:43,761 --> 00:33:47,999 Whoa! Easy, man! He's got a backbone, for Christ's sakes. 471 00:33:48,032 --> 00:33:51,369 Can't you, like, sing to him or something? Sing him a song. 472 00:33:51,402 --> 00:33:53,638 Sing him the magic snake song. 473 00:33:53,671 --> 00:33:57,909 It's all right. Just part of the show. Come on. Be nice. 474 00:33:57,942 --> 00:34:00,878 [ Rikki ] Just part of the show. [ Grunting ] 475 00:34:00,912 --> 00:34:04,015 [ Rikki ] Whoa! Heads up! [ Screaming ] 476 00:34:04,048 --> 00:34:07,518 [ Screaming ] 477 00:34:08,786 --> 00:34:10,922 You all right? 478 00:34:10,955 --> 00:34:12,924 Yeah. 479 00:34:12,957 --> 00:34:16,360 This your wallet? 480 00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:21,432 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. 481 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:26,270 It went in the vent. 482 00:34:26,304 --> 00:34:29,807 The snake went inside the vent. I got it! 483 00:34:30,608 --> 00:34:33,578 Where does that vent go? [ Grumbles ] 484 00:34:38,082 --> 00:34:40,818 What the fuck! [ Screaming ] 485 00:34:40,851 --> 00:34:45,556 Shee! Aah! Christ! 486 00:34:46,524 --> 00:34:49,393 Ben, you are not gonna believe this, man. Big snake. I know. 487 00:34:49,427 --> 00:34:51,829 Watch out. 488 00:35:00,705 --> 00:35:02,673 It's gone. 489 00:35:02,707 --> 00:35:05,676 - Must have went back up in the vent. - Ben? 490 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:10,481 What? Remind me never to piss you off. 491 00:35:14,619 --> 00:35:17,555 Yeah, so, uh, how's everything going down here? 492 00:35:17,588 --> 00:35:20,858 It's good, Ben. It's good. Good. 493 00:35:20,891 --> 00:35:22,860 That's really funny. 494 00:35:22,893 --> 00:35:25,363 [ Snickering ] 495 00:35:25,396 --> 00:35:27,732 Don't touch it. 496 00:35:30,034 --> 00:35:32,603 Hello, Ben. Gregory wants to see you. 497 00:35:32,637 --> 00:35:35,673 - Now? - He didn't specify now. 498 00:35:35,706 --> 00:35:37,742 Usually implied with Mr. Gregory. 499 00:35:37,775 --> 00:35:42,847 - He'll have to wait. - No. 500 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,951 Now. 501 00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:54,792 Look, if you fuck with me tonight, 502 00:35:54,825 --> 00:35:57,595 that may cause me to make a mistake. 503 00:35:57,628 --> 00:36:01,132 And if I make a mistake, the bank alarms will go off. 504 00:36:01,165 --> 00:36:05,369 If the bank alarms go off, guess who Gregory's going to blame. 505 00:36:05,403 --> 00:36:07,571 Me. 506 00:36:07,605 --> 00:36:12,143 And if he gets mad at me and shoots me and I die, well, that's gonna suck. 507 00:36:12,176 --> 00:36:15,780 After he shoots me and I die, he'll ask you guys to take on my debt. 508 00:36:15,813 --> 00:36:19,617 Yeah. You know how the system works. 509 00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:22,987 So if you want to fuck with me tonight, fuck away. 510 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:26,123 Just get out those checkbooks, boys. 511 00:36:34,732 --> 00:36:36,967 Boo! [ Whimpers ] 512 00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:39,070 Fucker. 513 00:36:54,552 --> 00:36:57,555 This song sucks, man, but it's 1:45, 514 00:36:57,588 --> 00:37:00,691 and I'm playing it just like you asked me to... 515 00:37:00,725 --> 00:37:03,728 I need you to play it again later. No! 516 00:37:03,761 --> 00:37:06,831 I'll let you know when. Dude, you're not listening to me! 517 00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:09,200 The song blows, okay? 518 00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:12,036 People are gonna think it's my mix if I play this shit twice. 519 00:37:12,069 --> 00:37:14,038 They're gonna think I'm shit! 520 00:37:14,071 --> 00:37:18,008 I'll let you know when to play it again! 521 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:21,512 Help me, Jesus! Help me! 522 00:37:23,614 --> 00:37:25,850 Hi. Fill it to the top. 523 00:37:25,883 --> 00:37:28,486 All right. 524 00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:52,243 Hey. Hey. 525 00:37:52,276 --> 00:37:55,780 Uh, the name's Roy. Ben. 526 00:37:57,148 --> 00:37:59,683 You know, Ben, there's, uh, 527 00:37:59,717 --> 00:38:03,120 this Chinese myth, says, uh, 528 00:38:03,154 --> 00:38:08,859 "When a man saves another's life, that man is indebted to him forever." 529 00:38:09,026 --> 00:38:13,998 Yeah. I think I saw something on PBS about that. 530 00:38:14,031 --> 00:38:16,133 So I want you to know, 531 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:20,271 if there's ever anything you need, and I can help, 532 00:38:20,304 --> 00:38:24,208 you just let me know, all right? All right. Thanks. 533 00:38:24,241 --> 00:38:27,812 Okay. Thanks again, Ben. 534 00:38:35,052 --> 00:38:39,089 [ Muffled Grunting ] 535 00:38:39,123 --> 00:38:43,194 [ Grunting Continues ] Partridge? 536 00:38:48,966 --> 00:38:51,001 Hey! 537 00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:59,176 - What the hell's goin' on, Ben? - [ Muffled Grunting ] 538 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:02,313 [ Grunting Continues ] 539 00:39:02,346 --> 00:39:05,983 [ Man's Voice On Record ] Master and slave. 540 00:39:07,985 --> 00:39:11,755 [ Grunting ] 541 00:39:13,023 --> 00:39:14,992 Sorry about that scare. 542 00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:19,163 Partridge is a real method man. One of those, uh, Stanislavskys. 543 00:39:19,196 --> 00:39:23,067 It takes all types, I guess, huh? Yeah. 544 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:27,605 Well, we'll see you around, Ben. Okay. 545 00:39:30,107 --> 00:39:32,076 What is it? 546 00:39:32,109 --> 00:39:35,846 I gotta tell you something about those guys. What? 547 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,115 I can't breathe, man. 548 00:39:38,148 --> 00:39:41,185 I can't breathe. They're here for us. You know that? 549 00:39:41,218 --> 00:39:43,621 They're gonna nail us, man. 550 00:39:43,654 --> 00:39:47,091 - I... I can't breathe, man. - You're gonna be fine. 551 00:39:47,124 --> 00:39:52,596 How can you tell me I'm gonna be fine and then tell me there's undercover feds out there, Ben? 552 00:39:52,630 --> 00:39:55,165 They're gonna catch on to us and throw us in prison, 553 00:39:55,199 --> 00:39:59,603 and then I'm gonna get fucked in my ass by some hairy greaseball named Otto. 554 00:39:59,637 --> 00:40:03,007 I'm not gonna let Otto fuck you in the ass. 555 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,843 You know what? You're not gonna be able to help me fight Otto... 556 00:40:05,876 --> 00:40:09,880 because you're gonna be married on a completely different cell block, bent over a sink. 557 00:40:09,914 --> 00:40:11,882 Yeah, with soap and shit. 558 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:15,152 We're gonna look like donuts by the time we get out on parole. 559 00:40:15,185 --> 00:40:18,055 - Rikki... - I can't do this, man. 560 00:40:18,088 --> 00:40:20,391 I can't go out there and do this, okay? 561 00:40:20,424 --> 00:40:22,726 We're not bank robbers, man. 562 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,895 If we pull out now, the alarms go off. 563 00:40:24,929 --> 00:40:28,732 Besides, we don't know that it's us that they're here for. 564 00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:32,636 Oh! Then why are they here if they're not here for us, Ben? 565 00:40:32,670 --> 00:40:37,107 - Someone else robbing a bank tonight? - I don't know. 566 00:40:37,441 --> 00:40:39,777 Aw, shit. 567 00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:41,946 Oh, my God. 568 00:40:41,979 --> 00:40:43,681 [ Ben ] Fuck. 569 00:40:43,714 --> 00:40:46,750 Oh, my God! Oh! Listen, cook your chicken. 570 00:40:46,784 --> 00:40:49,920 It always chills you out. I'll take care of this. 571 00:40:49,954 --> 00:40:53,424 Relax and deal, Rikki. I need you tonight. [ Door Opens ] 572 00:40:53,457 --> 00:40:58,095 I don't even want my chicken anymore, Ben! 573 00:40:59,697 --> 00:41:02,733 Dirk, the line's all the way down on the street. 574 00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:04,868 How come we're not staying full? 575 00:41:04,902 --> 00:41:07,705 We're getting a lot of fake I.D.'s. It's all like jail bait. 576 00:41:07,738 --> 00:41:11,675 - So? Let 'em in, man. Let 'em all in. - Huh? You're kidding. 577 00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:15,079 - Come on. Okay, let's go. - They'll shut us down. 578 00:41:15,112 --> 00:41:17,681 There you go. What the hell are you doing? 579 00:41:17,715 --> 00:41:20,818 - Single file. - You no have club no more! 580 00:41:20,851 --> 00:41:24,088 Lots of room for ya. Get drunk. Be loud! Be really loud! 581 00:41:24,121 --> 00:41:26,290 Okay. All right. There you go. 582 00:41:26,323 --> 00:41:29,693 You'll never promote a club again! I don't give a shit. 583 00:41:29,727 --> 00:41:33,297 ♪♪ [ Muzak ] 584 00:41:45,275 --> 00:41:48,379 I'm winning. You can't win. It's a loop, idiot. 585 00:41:48,412 --> 00:41:50,447 You just go around it. I'm ahead of you. 586 00:41:50,481 --> 00:41:54,018 I was always the best at racing and I still am. 587 00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:58,355 - Three points! - What do you mean, "three points"? 588 00:41:58,389 --> 00:42:01,358 Three points! I passed you. That's three points. 589 00:42:01,392 --> 00:42:03,994 Where the hell is that rule? There's no points. 590 00:42:04,028 --> 00:42:07,731 It's racing. That's the way I've always played it. 591 00:42:07,765 --> 00:42:10,267 It wasn't three points, motherfucker. 592 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,903 I just passed you. I get three points. No, you don't. 593 00:42:12,936 --> 00:42:15,839 - Why not? - You bumped me when you passed. I get two more points. 594 00:42:15,873 --> 00:42:18,809 Fuck you and your points! There's no goddamn points. 595 00:42:18,842 --> 00:42:22,146 You just pull the trigger and make your car go around. Oh, fuckin'... 596 00:42:22,179 --> 00:42:24,782 Thanks, asshole! Take a chill pill. 597 00:42:24,815 --> 00:42:27,251 I'm trying to make up some lost time here. 598 00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:30,287 - How am I supposed to work with you picking on the autistic? - Hey! 599 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,191 You know what? Fuck the both of you. 600 00:42:42,332 --> 00:42:45,402 My cousin picked this up in Mexico last week. 601 00:42:45,436 --> 00:42:48,338 Says it works like a charm. Right on, man. 602 00:42:48,372 --> 00:42:50,407 You're so thoroughly immoral. 603 00:42:50,441 --> 00:42:56,413 Immoral? This just lets her express herself. What's so immoral about that? 604 00:43:10,894 --> 00:43:13,997 [ Loud Belch ] 605 00:43:56,874 --> 00:44:01,345 Yoo-hoo. Ben, baby, honey, can you zip me up? 606 00:44:02,646 --> 00:44:05,182 Oh, my God. Get back in there. 607 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,523 I can't wait to see what you guys do with that thing. 608 00:44:12,556 --> 00:44:14,992 Oh, Maurice? He got the night off. 609 00:44:15,025 --> 00:44:21,064 Ever since you volunteered your older friend to be our bitch boy tonight. 610 00:44:25,002 --> 00:44:27,971 [ Door Opens ] [ Woman ] There you are. 611 00:44:28,005 --> 00:44:30,240 So what is it? 612 00:44:30,274 --> 00:44:32,042 What's what? 613 00:44:32,075 --> 00:44:35,312 What's your truth? 614 00:44:35,345 --> 00:44:40,350 You can't stop something you've already started. 615 00:44:40,584 --> 00:44:44,354 Yeah, tell me about it. 616 00:44:49,927 --> 00:44:52,462 Oh, shit. 617 00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:56,266 Ben? 618 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,903 Hey, man, uh... 619 00:44:59,937 --> 00:45:03,440 - Hey, Kitten. Hi. - What is it, Rikki? 620 00:45:03,473 --> 00:45:05,909 - Jake! - Jake? 621 00:45:07,044 --> 00:45:10,280 God? 622 00:45:12,616 --> 00:45:17,354 Uh, hey, Ben. How's it goin', man? 623 00:45:17,955 --> 00:45:21,959 What the fuck are you doing up here? 624 00:45:21,992 --> 00:45:24,228 Just taking a little break, man. 625 00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:27,965 Whoo! Rikki! 626 00:45:29,266 --> 00:45:32,302 You're fucking fired! 627 00:45:35,038 --> 00:45:39,243 You're kidding. You can't do it without me. 628 00:45:39,276 --> 00:45:43,146 Yeah, but we can't do it with you now, can we? 629 00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:46,116 What did you take? Don't know. 630 00:45:46,149 --> 00:45:49,586 I drank some, uh, 631 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:52,656 drink. [ Chuckles ] 632 00:45:53,624 --> 00:45:58,128 I don't think that was gin in that thing, though, Ben. 633 00:46:01,031 --> 00:46:04,568 [ Voice Breaking ] I feel love! 634 00:46:08,272 --> 00:46:11,275 [ Ben ] Fine. You work stoned, then. 635 00:46:11,308 --> 00:46:14,278 Get in the basement, bitch. 636 00:46:14,311 --> 00:46:17,614 Get in the basement, bitch! 637 00:46:17,648 --> 00:46:21,618 All right. Okay. Okay. 638 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:25,422 [ Hits Floor ] Fuck! 639 00:46:29,593 --> 00:46:32,162 Hey, Ben! 640 00:46:32,195 --> 00:46:34,698 Have you seen Jake? 641 00:46:34,731 --> 00:46:37,701 I think I pissed him off! 642 00:46:37,734 --> 00:46:41,305 [ Gurgling Sound ] 643 00:46:41,338 --> 00:46:44,541 Ah! What? Jeffrey! 644 00:46:44,574 --> 00:46:47,377 Holy shit! 645 00:46:47,411 --> 00:46:50,514 Jeffrey! Jeffrey! 646 00:46:50,547 --> 00:46:53,583 He's having an epileptic seizure. You're kidding! 647 00:46:53,617 --> 00:46:55,585 Must be the lights. 648 00:46:55,619 --> 00:46:59,589 Stick something in his mouth so he doesn't swallow his tongue, like a spoon. 649 00:46:59,623 --> 00:47:01,658 Come on. Whatever you got. Hurry up. 650 00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:05,595 - [ Jeffrey Grunting ] - Yeah, go. 651 00:47:05,629 --> 00:47:10,033 There. Help me get him out of here, someplace where the lights aren't so crazy. 652 00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:12,035 How 'bout downstairs? No! 653 00:47:12,069 --> 00:47:16,573 I mean, how 'bout outside? He probably needs fresh air, right? 654 00:47:16,606 --> 00:47:19,376 All right. Let's go. 655 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:27,617 So, uh, thanks for the help in there. 656 00:47:27,651 --> 00:47:30,754 Michael Frakes. 657 00:47:30,787 --> 00:47:33,357 Ben McGewan. 658 00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:36,626 We should really get him to a hospital. 659 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:41,565 He's probably gonna be fine, but he needs to see a doctor. 660 00:47:41,665 --> 00:47:44,134 What? 661 00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:47,070 Well, we can't take him to a hospital. 662 00:47:47,104 --> 00:47:51,341 Why the hell not? The poor guy just had a fucking seizure. 663 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,710 Hold on. 664 00:48:00,317 --> 00:48:02,753 There was this thing on Nova. 665 00:48:02,786 --> 00:48:05,722 They discovered a totally isolated clan of people... 666 00:48:05,756 --> 00:48:08,158 in a remote region of Greenland. 667 00:48:08,191 --> 00:48:11,528 They were living in a technologically medieval microculture. 668 00:48:11,561 --> 00:48:14,564 The Untladhavns. Yeah, no kidding. 669 00:48:14,598 --> 00:48:17,367 And when they sent in this cultural anthropologist, 670 00:48:17,401 --> 00:48:20,804 he discovered that these people never lied. 671 00:48:20,837 --> 00:48:23,740 They didn't even have a word for it. 672 00:48:23,774 --> 00:48:26,243 Hmm. 673 00:48:26,276 --> 00:48:27,944 That's great for them. 674 00:48:27,978 --> 00:48:32,382 But I bet the Untladhavns never found themselves in an alley with Jeffrey the epileptic, 675 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:34,384 being held together by an F.B.I. agent... 676 00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:38,722 inches away from discovering the robbery that they'd planned for six months. 677 00:48:38,755 --> 00:48:42,626 So fuck the Untladhavns. 678 00:48:43,894 --> 00:48:46,263 Christian Scientist. What? 679 00:48:46,296 --> 00:48:47,864 He's a Christian Scientist. 680 00:48:47,898 --> 00:48:52,569 He doesn't believe in doctors, so he'll refuse any treatment they offer him anyway. 681 00:48:52,602 --> 00:48:57,207 He thinks God will take care of him. You're kidding. 682 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,310 I wouldn't lie about something like that. 683 00:49:00,343 --> 00:49:02,879 Man. 684 00:49:11,488 --> 00:49:14,724 [ Scoffs ] Now what happened? 685 00:49:15,392 --> 00:49:17,794 Don't ask. 686 00:49:18,962 --> 00:49:21,598 Just make sure he doesn't swallow his tongue. 687 00:49:21,631 --> 00:49:24,234 [ Door Slams ] 688 00:49:26,770 --> 00:49:28,939 [ Moaning ] [ Scoffs ] 689 00:49:28,972 --> 00:49:31,508 Whatever. 690 00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:36,480 Aw, shit. 691 00:49:44,554 --> 00:49:47,324 I hate cats. 692 00:49:47,357 --> 00:49:49,693 I had one once. 693 00:49:49,726 --> 00:49:53,897 Never came to me when I called it. 694 00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:57,767 Finally made me so mad, I drowned it in the kitchen sink. 695 00:49:57,801 --> 00:50:01,238 That's amazing, isn't it? 696 00:50:04,374 --> 00:50:07,911 That it could make me that mad. 697 00:50:08,512 --> 00:50:11,481 When I say I want to see you, I mean now. 698 00:50:11,515 --> 00:50:15,519 Now. Not in 10 minutes, not a half an hour later. Now. 699 00:50:15,552 --> 00:50:17,954 I just had... 700 00:50:19,956 --> 00:50:22,859 Shut up. 701 00:50:27,330 --> 00:50:30,267 You're getting cocky, Benjamin. 702 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:34,671 In this business, it doesn't behoove me to have cocky underlings. 703 00:50:34,704 --> 00:50:38,942 Do I make myself perfectly clear? You may answer with one word. 704 00:50:40,443 --> 00:50:42,846 Yes. Good. 705 00:50:48,285 --> 00:50:51,021 Now, then... 706 00:50:51,054 --> 00:50:54,858 I want a status report. 707 00:50:56,726 --> 00:50:59,262 Everything's fine. 708 00:50:59,996 --> 00:51:03,567 See? That wasn't so hard, was it? 709 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,569 [ Pats Shoulder ] 710 00:51:05,602 --> 00:51:08,672 Be back here at 5:00. 711 00:51:16,346 --> 00:51:18,748 [ Door Opens ] 712 00:51:19,749 --> 00:51:21,551 [ Door Closes ] [ Snorts ] 713 00:51:21,585 --> 00:51:24,888 [ Betty ] Okay, I'm done. 714 00:51:24,921 --> 00:51:28,358 Better late than never. Let's make those holes. 715 00:51:28,391 --> 00:51:30,961 Let's make those holes! 716 00:51:30,994 --> 00:51:34,631 How is that ape supposed to use explosives in his condition? 717 00:51:34,664 --> 00:51:38,001 Betty, shut up! 718 00:51:38,034 --> 00:51:41,338 I work better stoned. 719 00:51:41,972 --> 00:51:43,940 I don't know. He seems fine to me. 720 00:51:43,974 --> 00:51:46,009 [ Rikki ] Yeah, I vote he does it. 721 00:51:46,042 --> 00:51:48,612 - Are you gonna be down here when he does it? - Fuck you! No. 722 00:51:48,645 --> 00:51:51,581 - I'm hungry. - Hey, Jeffrey. 723 00:51:51,615 --> 00:51:55,852 Did you have a nice nap? Do you want to be a bank robber again? 724 00:51:55,885 --> 00:51:58,688 How come you didn't tell me you're an epileptic? 725 00:51:58,722 --> 00:52:00,757 Because then you wouldn't have hired me. 726 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:03,393 What? 727 00:52:05,428 --> 00:52:08,531 That's some fucked-up shit. 728 00:52:08,565 --> 00:52:12,569 Rikki, go back upstairs. 729 00:52:12,602 --> 00:52:15,038 Everybody else, get back to work. 730 00:52:15,071 --> 00:52:16,906 So I'm not fired? 731 00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:21,044 No, Jeffrey, you're not fired. You're just an asshole. 732 00:52:21,711 --> 00:52:24,114 I'm starved too. Can we get some chow first? 733 00:52:24,147 --> 00:52:27,951 Fine. There's a Chinese place across the street that delivers. 734 00:52:27,984 --> 00:52:33,523 No! Garlic chicken! 735 00:52:33,857 --> 00:52:37,127 Garlic! Chicken! Yes! 736 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,630 There you go! 737 00:52:47,437 --> 00:52:50,540 Did I say pork? 738 00:52:50,573 --> 00:52:52,642 No. I didn't. 739 00:52:52,676 --> 00:52:54,944 Chicken. Thank you. 740 00:52:54,978 --> 00:52:57,147 I want four orders of that. 741 00:52:57,180 --> 00:53:00,483 Uh, two with wonton soup. 742 00:53:02,018 --> 00:53:05,822 We're at 616 Empire Avenue. 743 00:53:07,424 --> 00:53:10,860 Across the street from you! 744 00:53:11,428 --> 00:53:14,764 Oh, thank you. Yeah. That's Ben McGewan. 745 00:53:15,098 --> 00:53:18,134 Hi. What you doin'? 746 00:53:18,168 --> 00:53:21,171 Food. You having a good time? 747 00:53:21,204 --> 00:53:24,708 Not yet, hot pants. Wanna take a walk? 748 00:53:24,741 --> 00:53:26,876 Thanks, but I'm kind of busy. 749 00:53:26,910 --> 00:53:29,446 See, you still haven't answered your truth, 750 00:53:29,479 --> 00:53:33,483 and I say your time's up, so that means I get a dare. 751 00:53:33,516 --> 00:53:36,619 Do you want to hear my dare? 752 00:53:40,056 --> 00:53:42,659 Really? 753 00:53:43,593 --> 00:53:46,796 Oh, you know, it's, um... 754 00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:50,500 Yeah, I'm kind of busy, so... I'm workin'. 755 00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:54,637 And, you know, we really can't do this. Sure, we can. Watch. 756 00:53:54,671 --> 00:53:58,208 Oh... Oh, okay. 757 00:53:58,241 --> 00:54:00,710 [ Zipper Unzipping ] I deserve this. 758 00:54:00,744 --> 00:54:02,579 Mm-hmm. 759 00:54:02,612 --> 00:54:07,183 I should... Kitten. Kitten, stop. Okay? 760 00:54:07,217 --> 00:54:11,688 Trust me. You got no idea how bad I want this. 761 00:54:11,721 --> 00:54:15,959 But not now. Then what about this? 762 00:54:20,230 --> 00:54:24,134 No. Ben. Hi. 763 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:26,836 Uh, I-I was just coming down to, uh, 764 00:54:26,870 --> 00:54:29,873 see when the Chinese food was comin'. 765 00:54:29,906 --> 00:54:34,611 But it kinda looks like you're already getting dim sum. 766 00:54:34,644 --> 00:54:36,813 Fuck you, Rikki. It's nothing. 767 00:54:36,846 --> 00:54:40,583 It's nothing? Fuck you, Ben. 768 00:54:40,617 --> 00:54:43,019 Hey, Kitten. 769 00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,737 [ Muffled Grunting ] 770 00:55:08,077 --> 00:55:10,046 [ Door Opens ] 771 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:12,849 We're good. Let's do it. 772 00:55:27,630 --> 00:55:29,599 It's that time. 773 00:55:29,632 --> 00:55:31,868 Play that record again. 774 00:55:31,901 --> 00:55:35,205 I think I might've lost it. Oh, well, I'll just play something good. 775 00:55:35,238 --> 00:55:37,941 Play it again, or you're dead! 776 00:55:47,150 --> 00:55:49,986 That's the song. 777 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:58,661 [ Beeping ] 778 00:56:12,976 --> 00:56:16,646 [ Muffled Explosion ] 779 00:56:30,693 --> 00:56:33,029 [ Door Closes ] 780 00:56:34,364 --> 00:56:36,666 Still on-line. We're good. 781 00:56:36,699 --> 00:56:42,272 Yup. One more explosion, we got ourselves a new door. 782 00:56:46,843 --> 00:56:50,380 Knock, knock! Sorry about your soup, man. 783 00:56:50,413 --> 00:56:55,084 Totally got jostled on the dance floor, and it got kind of screwed. 784 00:56:55,118 --> 00:56:57,854 Who the hell are you? You ordered Chinese food, right? 785 00:56:57,887 --> 00:57:01,224 Well, that's me. Chinese food delivery guy. Here. 786 00:57:01,257 --> 00:57:05,261 Scott, is that you? Jeffrey Jay? Holy shit, man! 787 00:57:05,295 --> 00:57:07,196 [ Both Laughing ] 788 00:57:07,230 --> 00:57:09,232 How long has it been? 789 00:57:09,265 --> 00:57:11,935 [ Both ] Six years! 790 00:57:11,968 --> 00:57:14,671 - So what are you doing now? - Still robbin' banks. 791 00:57:14,704 --> 00:57:18,408 Well, so what are you doing here? Robbin' a bank. 792 00:57:18,441 --> 00:57:21,044 [ Scott ] Oh. No shit. 793 00:57:21,077 --> 00:57:22,979 Hey, can I watch? 794 00:57:23,012 --> 00:57:25,281 No. Fuck off! He can't. 795 00:57:25,315 --> 00:57:27,750 He's seen everything. 796 00:57:27,784 --> 00:57:30,987 You know what? Maybe I should fuck off. [ Betty ] No. 797 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:36,960 So ahead. Have a seat and have some Kung Pao Chicken. 798 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:41,297 I said have a seat and have some Kung Pao Chicken! 799 00:57:46,736 --> 00:57:49,305 You be good now. 800 00:57:49,339 --> 00:57:52,442 Oh! Oh, g... 801 00:57:52,475 --> 00:57:56,746 [ Sighs ] Whoo! 802 00:57:57,213 --> 00:57:59,682 Holy shit! 803 00:57:59,716 --> 00:58:01,884 Whoo! 804 00:58:01,918 --> 00:58:05,388 - Whoo-hoo! - What's up? 805 00:58:07,357 --> 00:58:10,159 Oh, I'll tell you what's up. [ Laughs ] 806 00:58:10,193 --> 00:58:12,462 Uh, guess what I just did. 807 00:58:12,495 --> 00:58:15,431 Starts with the letter "F," ends with the letter "ucked." 808 00:58:15,465 --> 00:58:18,901 - No shit. - Oh, yeah. 809 00:58:18,935 --> 00:58:21,371 You dog. 810 00:58:21,404 --> 00:58:24,307 So, who is she? Huh? 811 00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:27,343 Oh, oh, she's, uh, just some... 812 00:58:27,377 --> 00:58:30,246 Just this hot, hot little blonde girl. 813 00:58:30,279 --> 00:58:32,248 You know, just hot. 814 00:58:32,281 --> 00:58:36,319 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 815 00:58:36,352 --> 00:58:38,955 Yeah, these dirty little meat flowers nowadays, 816 00:58:38,988 --> 00:58:41,824 they'll just strip and jump your donkey anywhere. 817 00:58:41,858 --> 00:58:45,395 - Apparently, yeah. - No shit! Yeah! 818 00:58:46,863 --> 00:58:49,999 - So, is she young? - Yeah, kind of. Ooh. 819 00:58:50,033 --> 00:58:53,036 I like 'em young. You like them young? 820 00:58:53,069 --> 00:58:55,981 I like them when they're young, but they know their way around. You know what I mean? 821 00:58:56,005 --> 00:58:58,808 Yes, sir, I do know. Yeah. 822 00:58:58,841 --> 00:59:01,244 Yeah. 823 00:59:01,277 --> 00:59:03,246 So, where is she now? 824 00:59:03,279 --> 00:59:06,949 El baño. [ Chortling ] 825 00:59:06,983 --> 00:59:08,951 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 826 00:59:08,985 --> 00:59:11,954 Oh! 'Cause I was thinking, you know, 827 00:59:11,988 --> 00:59:15,024 maybe I'll get a little sloppy seconds, huh? 828 00:59:15,058 --> 00:59:18,261 Rikki, I'm still purring. 829 00:59:18,294 --> 00:59:20,930 Sure thing, Kitten. 830 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:26,936 - Susan? - Susan? 831 00:59:26,969 --> 00:59:28,838 Daddy? 832 00:59:28,871 --> 00:59:31,908 Daddy? 833 01:00:23,359 --> 01:00:28,464 Ben! Please! Oh, God! Help! Help me! 834 01:00:28,498 --> 01:00:32,602 [ Indistinct Shouting ] 835 01:00:32,635 --> 01:00:35,004 [ Roy ] Wanna dance? We'll dance! 836 01:00:35,037 --> 01:00:37,306 We're not done. We're goin' back to el baño. 837 01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:40,977 You filthy fucking whore, piece of shit, cocksucker bastard! 838 01:00:41,010 --> 01:00:45,381 Who called her meat flower? You did. I didn't call her... [ Screaming ] 839 01:00:45,414 --> 01:00:47,917 - [ Yelling ] - Hey! 840 01:00:47,950 --> 01:00:50,052 - What? - What'd you do, Rikki? 841 01:00:50,086 --> 01:00:53,055 What did he do? You wanna know what he did? 842 01:00:53,089 --> 01:00:56,359 He had sex with my 16-year-old daughter! 843 01:00:56,392 --> 01:00:59,162 - Sixteen? - [ Sobbing ] 844 01:00:59,195 --> 01:01:02,565 - Daughter? - Yes! 845 01:01:02,598 --> 01:01:05,501 I swear to God, she said she was 17. Ben, I swear... 846 01:01:05,535 --> 01:01:08,104 Motherfucker! You stupid fuck! 847 01:01:12,341 --> 01:01:15,011 This music sucks, man! 848 01:01:15,044 --> 01:01:18,080 Can you play something more nasty? 849 01:01:18,114 --> 01:01:20,917 I wanna get nasty! 850 01:01:31,928 --> 01:01:36,265 [ Woman Grunting, Moaning ] 851 01:01:37,266 --> 01:01:39,335 He's fucking with the song! 852 01:01:39,368 --> 01:01:41,537 It's like you fucked part of me! 853 01:01:41,571 --> 01:01:44,540 He's fucking with the song. 854 01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:49,378 Don't anyone move! I'll be right back! Where are you going? 855 01:01:49,412 --> 01:01:53,149 [ Moaning ] 856 01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:02,558 [ Moaning Continues ] 857 01:02:10,566 --> 01:02:13,703 [ Moaning Continues ] 858 01:02:13,736 --> 01:02:18,474 - Fuck! - [ Explosion ] 859 01:02:19,575 --> 01:02:23,446 What the hell was that? Sounds like it came from downstairs. 860 01:02:23,479 --> 01:02:25,715 Beats me. I'll go check it out. 861 01:02:25,748 --> 01:02:29,452 I'll go with you. That's okay. I got it covered. 862 01:02:29,485 --> 01:02:34,423 What's the matter? You got a dead body downstairs or something? 863 01:02:40,496 --> 01:02:43,966 Fuck! 864 01:02:49,071 --> 01:02:51,140 What the hell is going on in here? 865 01:02:51,173 --> 01:02:55,544 Oh, hey there. Got here as soon as you guys called about those electrical surges. 866 01:02:55,578 --> 01:02:58,714 - And who are you? - Sparkz Electronics. 867 01:02:58,748 --> 01:03:02,184 You guys hear that? Tiny little electrical pop. 868 01:03:02,218 --> 01:03:04,587 Probably sounded loud as hell upstairs. 869 01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:09,659 This fuse box has fuses in it and wires that go up. 870 01:03:09,692 --> 01:03:12,495 And over here is a air duct, 871 01:03:12,528 --> 01:03:16,332 and that air duct is right behind the fuse box. 872 01:03:16,365 --> 01:03:19,735 Together they probably made it very loud upstairs when the surges happened. 873 01:03:19,769 --> 01:03:22,738 I'm gonna put some overtime in on this. 874 01:03:22,772 --> 01:03:26,475 I'll have it ready for the kitchen in the morning. 875 01:03:27,576 --> 01:03:30,112 I guess that explains it. 876 01:03:31,247 --> 01:03:33,783 These are fuse lists. 877 01:03:33,816 --> 01:03:37,253 I'll go over them, figure out which one it is. 878 01:03:46,395 --> 01:03:50,032 Okay. 879 01:03:53,069 --> 01:03:55,404 Okay. Okay. 880 01:04:00,109 --> 01:04:03,312 That's 11-C. Good. Good. 881 01:04:11,721 --> 01:04:13,723 Who the fuck is this? 882 01:04:13,756 --> 01:04:17,059 He came down here to deliver the Chinese food and saw everything. 883 01:04:17,093 --> 01:04:20,296 - I couldn't let him go. - What the hell is going on up there with the record? 884 01:04:20,329 --> 01:04:23,666 Rikki? Hey, leave Rikki alone, all right? 885 01:04:23,699 --> 01:04:27,136 Oh, shit! Rikki! 886 01:04:27,169 --> 01:04:29,138 [ Grunting ] 887 01:04:29,171 --> 01:04:33,342 The myth! That old Chinese myth you told me about. 888 01:04:33,376 --> 01:04:36,078 [ Roy ] Back off, Ben! [ Kitten ] Stop it! 889 01:04:36,112 --> 01:04:39,749 I saved your life. I saved your life, Roy. 890 01:04:39,782 --> 01:04:41,751 Now give me his. 891 01:04:41,784 --> 01:04:45,087 [ Rikki ] Will you let go of me, please? Thank you. 892 01:04:45,121 --> 01:04:49,225 This doesn't end here, all right? 893 01:04:49,258 --> 01:04:53,629 I'm a federal agent, and I'm arresting his ass for statutory rape! 894 01:04:53,662 --> 01:04:56,432 Come on. We're going home. No! Dad! 895 01:04:56,465 --> 01:04:58,100 Okay, stop. No hitting. 896 01:04:58,134 --> 01:05:00,703 Fuck you, Ben! This is all your fault anyway! 897 01:05:00,736 --> 01:05:03,873 If I tell you the "truth or dare" answer, 898 01:05:03,906 --> 01:05:07,209 would you leave... for your dad? 899 01:05:22,691 --> 01:05:25,227 Hey, Ben. 900 01:05:26,629 --> 01:05:29,532 [ Coughs ] 901 01:05:33,769 --> 01:05:36,338 I got her number, though. 902 01:05:36,372 --> 01:05:40,509 That's good, Rikki. I got her phone number. 903 01:06:09,371 --> 01:06:13,642 What was the truth you told her to get her to leave? 904 01:06:13,676 --> 01:06:18,647 Uh, I told her I wish it had been me instead of you that got to be with her. 905 01:06:18,681 --> 01:06:21,750 I'm sorry, man. 906 01:06:23,486 --> 01:06:28,924 It's just... I hadn't been laid in over a year, you know? 907 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:33,195 Stuff like this doesn't happen to guys like me every day. 908 01:06:33,229 --> 01:06:36,198 Ah, don't worry about it. 909 01:06:36,232 --> 01:06:40,269 Nobody's dead... yet. 910 01:06:42,771 --> 01:06:45,641 I'm such a complete loser. 911 01:06:46,475 --> 01:06:48,878 I said don't sweat it. 912 01:06:54,483 --> 01:06:58,420 You know, things never went Kevin's way either. 913 01:06:58,454 --> 01:07:01,323 But he meant well. 914 01:07:02,525 --> 01:07:05,628 That's what counts, Rikki. 915 01:07:09,899 --> 01:07:12,434 Ben? 916 01:07:15,404 --> 01:07:17,740 Who shot him? 917 01:07:21,610 --> 01:07:23,946 I don't know. 918 01:07:29,919 --> 01:07:31,921 Jin Sun. McGewan. 919 01:07:31,954 --> 01:07:34,857 I told you if I caught you back in Chinatown again, 920 01:07:34,890 --> 01:07:37,793 I'd mail you back to Gregory one piece at a time. 921 01:07:37,826 --> 01:07:40,796 Who does Gregory think he is? 922 01:07:40,829 --> 01:07:43,666 I had an agreement with that guy. 923 01:07:43,699 --> 01:07:46,602 Chinatown's mine. 924 01:07:46,635 --> 01:07:49,405 What can I say, Jin Sun? 925 01:07:49,438 --> 01:07:52,841 You got me by the balls here. 926 01:07:54,743 --> 01:07:58,747 I'm just doing what Gregory tells me to do. 927 01:07:59,982 --> 01:08:02,418 So let me get this straight. 928 01:08:02,451 --> 01:08:05,054 You get that statue out of the bank vault at 4:30, 929 01:08:05,087 --> 01:08:08,691 but Gregory doesn't expect you until 5:00. Yeah. 930 01:08:08,724 --> 01:08:12,494 Let me tell you what I'm gonna do for you, McGewan, because I like you. 931 01:08:12,528 --> 01:08:15,497 I'm gonna let you finish your little gig in my neighborhood tonight, 932 01:08:15,531 --> 01:08:17,566 but you cut me in on the deal. 933 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:20,002 That's fine by me, but Gregory's not gonna go for it. 934 01:08:20,035 --> 01:08:25,474 I'm pretty sure Gregory won't have much of a choice if I have the statue, will he? 935 01:08:28,744 --> 01:08:31,614 I guess we have a deal. 936 01:08:31,647 --> 01:08:35,684 I'll see you 4:30 a.m., Benji. 937 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:42,925 [ Speaking Chinese ] 938 01:08:59,575 --> 01:09:02,911 Hey, thank you for saving us back there. 939 01:09:02,945 --> 01:09:05,748 No problem. Anything for a Theta brother. 940 01:09:07,082 --> 01:09:10,085 You realize you're an accessory to a pretty major felony, right? 941 01:09:10,119 --> 01:09:13,956 - That's cool. - Just checking. 942 01:09:13,989 --> 01:09:18,494 Okay, Jeffrey, we are way the hell behind schedule, so let's make time. 943 01:09:18,527 --> 01:09:21,063 You know which vaults, right? 944 01:09:21,096 --> 01:09:24,867 [ Laughs ] Yeah, of course. 945 01:09:33,475 --> 01:09:36,945 [ Humming ] 946 01:09:47,489 --> 01:09:50,426 [ Vanessa ] Ben? Are you down here? 947 01:09:50,459 --> 01:09:53,162 Hey! Would you like to go for a drink? 948 01:09:53,195 --> 01:09:56,165 Yeah. I thought you'd never ask. 949 01:09:56,198 --> 01:10:00,035 Great. What are you doing in here? 950 01:10:38,774 --> 01:10:42,544 Try to shove my head in a toilet again, asshole. 951 01:10:46,815 --> 01:10:48,784 You look upset. 952 01:10:48,817 --> 01:10:50,786 Gee, you think? 953 01:10:50,819 --> 01:10:53,889 You know, you worry too much. 954 01:10:53,922 --> 01:10:56,759 If you'd just relax a little bit, 955 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:59,962 things would come to you. 956 01:11:02,097 --> 01:11:04,933 Can I ask you a question? Mm-hmm. 957 01:11:04,967 --> 01:11:08,904 I've been trying to get your attention for like a year now, 958 01:11:08,937 --> 01:11:13,075 and other than that night that you threw rocks and shit at my car, 959 01:11:13,108 --> 01:11:17,880 you haven't shown me the least bit of interest. And? 960 01:11:19,081 --> 01:11:21,517 Why tonight? 961 01:11:21,550 --> 01:11:26,688 Out of all the nights on the Christian calendar, why tonight? 962 01:11:28,257 --> 01:11:31,193 I don't know. 963 01:11:31,226 --> 01:11:36,498 There's just something about you tonight that's kind of cute. 964 01:11:36,532 --> 01:11:38,534 I mean... 965 01:11:38,567 --> 01:11:40,969 You know what? I hate you. 966 01:11:41,003 --> 01:11:43,806 [ Laughing ] Yeah. 967 01:11:43,839 --> 01:11:46,642 I hate you. 968 01:11:47,709 --> 01:11:49,978 I hate women like you. 969 01:11:50,012 --> 01:11:52,815 I hate women that look like you. 970 01:11:52,848 --> 01:11:56,985 I hate mannequins that wear clothes that look like clothes that you might wear. 971 01:11:57,019 --> 01:11:59,988 I hate your perfume and everyone that wears it. 972 01:12:00,022 --> 01:12:02,858 I hate your friends because they get to be near you. 973 01:12:02,891 --> 01:12:05,994 But most of all, I hate your bed. 974 01:12:06,028 --> 01:12:09,798 Because every night I know that's right where I will never be. 975 01:12:09,832 --> 01:12:13,836 PBS, last Tuesday night. The Australian Outback. 976 01:12:13,869 --> 01:12:16,972 There was this bird called the Orindinkie. 977 01:12:17,005 --> 01:12:21,109 You've heard about the black widow spiders eating their lovers after they mate? 978 01:12:21,143 --> 01:12:24,012 It's got nothing on the Orindinkie. 979 01:12:24,046 --> 01:12:28,784 You see, just after mating, the male chills out, takes a nap. 980 01:12:28,817 --> 01:12:33,589 That's when the female comes up, rips open its chest... 981 01:12:33,622 --> 01:12:36,325 and eats its heart. 982 01:12:36,358 --> 01:12:40,929 Scientists think she does this to insure that he never mates again, 983 01:12:40,963 --> 01:12:44,600 giving her offspring a better chance at life. 984 01:12:44,633 --> 01:12:48,604 Me? I got my own theory. 985 01:12:48,637 --> 01:12:51,874 I think it's because she's just a bitch. 986 01:12:51,907 --> 01:12:54,109 So fuck you! 987 01:12:54,142 --> 01:12:57,279 [ Scoffs ] Fuck you! 988 01:13:19,067 --> 01:13:24,106 [ Moaning, Laughing ] 989 01:13:25,807 --> 01:13:28,210 Oh, yeah! 990 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:41,290 [ Grunting ] 991 01:13:47,195 --> 01:13:51,867 [ Grunting Continues ] 992 01:13:52,868 --> 01:13:55,637 [ Sighs ] 993 01:14:03,111 --> 01:14:05,948 [ Moaning Continues ] 994 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:12,321 It's empty. It's empty! 995 01:14:18,794 --> 01:14:21,196 [ Door Slams ] 996 01:14:22,764 --> 01:14:27,402 [ Jake ] No, Jeffrey, don't you do it. Don't... 997 01:14:28,103 --> 01:14:30,706 Put the fish back! 998 01:14:30,739 --> 01:14:31,907 No. 999 01:14:31,940 --> 01:14:36,244 No, no, no! Put it down, Jeffrey! Put it down! 1000 01:14:36,278 --> 01:14:39,147 Drop it! 1001 01:14:39,181 --> 01:14:42,884 [ Screams ] [ Jake ] Retard! 1002 01:14:42,918 --> 01:14:47,389 - [ Groans ] - [ Gasping ] 1003 01:14:49,157 --> 01:14:51,293 [ Sighs ] 1004 01:14:56,198 --> 01:14:58,266 [ Jake Groaning ] You dick! 1005 01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:02,304 Ben? Hey, uh, uh... 1006 01:15:02,337 --> 01:15:06,174 Look, Ben, you got a major problem, man. The vault's empty. 1007 01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:08,176 What? 1008 01:15:08,210 --> 01:15:11,279 Ow! Ow! 1009 01:15:11,313 --> 01:15:15,017 I didn't even come yet, you asshole! 1010 01:15:16,818 --> 01:15:19,788 Is he dead? I don't think so. 1011 01:15:19,821 --> 01:15:23,925 If you look real close, you can see the little fucker twitch every couple of seconds. 1012 01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:27,062 [ Ben ] What about the second vault? [ Betty ] He never got that far. 1013 01:15:27,095 --> 01:15:30,265 When he got to the vault where the statue was supposed to be and it was empty, 1014 01:15:30,298 --> 01:15:32,367 he lost his shit. 1015 01:15:32,401 --> 01:15:35,170 He was fine until he pulled that fish out. 1016 01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:38,173 Second vault? I thought you guys were stealing a statue or something. 1017 01:15:38,206 --> 01:15:41,777 - We are. - So the statue's in two safes? 1018 01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:46,114 No. The statue's in one vault. The other vault has... 1019 01:15:48,984 --> 01:15:53,088 Wait a second. Why am I explaining this to you? 1020 01:15:53,121 --> 01:15:55,190 I don't know. 1021 01:15:55,223 --> 01:15:57,325 Okay, think. 1022 01:15:57,359 --> 01:16:01,830 [ Yells ] The statue's gotta be in here! 1023 01:16:03,298 --> 01:16:08,136 Betty, jump the system, find out where they put it. 1024 01:16:09,805 --> 01:16:13,775 Look, I appreciate your help, but I'm giving you your out now. 1025 01:16:13,809 --> 01:16:16,511 Maybe you should get back to work. 1026 01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:18,880 The shit's about to hit the fan. 1027 01:16:18,914 --> 01:16:22,384 No way, man. Besides, they're closing in a few minutes, anyways. 1028 01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:26,388 Closing? What do you mean, closing? It's a 24-hour restaurant. 1029 01:16:26,421 --> 01:16:28,857 Spray for bugs! 1030 01:16:28,890 --> 01:16:33,528 You sent me to a restaurant that needs to close down to spray for fuckin' bugs! 1031 01:16:33,562 --> 01:16:37,399 Do you know how I feel about being this close to the scene? 1032 01:16:37,432 --> 01:16:39,401 It makes me very fucking uncomfortable! 1033 01:16:39,434 --> 01:16:43,305 Mr. Gregory, you didn't have to come here. 1034 01:16:43,338 --> 01:16:46,341 I have things under control. 1035 01:16:46,374 --> 01:16:49,277 Why don't I bring it to your office tomorrow morning? 1036 01:16:49,311 --> 01:16:52,414 You said yourself you've waited 10 years for this thing. 1037 01:16:52,447 --> 01:16:56,985 You can wait another night. [ Grunts, Groans ] 1038 01:16:58,954 --> 01:17:02,891 I trust you just enough to break into this bank and get the statue for me. 1039 01:17:02,924 --> 01:17:06,128 I do not trust you to put the statue in your car and drive it to my office. 1040 01:17:06,161 --> 01:17:09,564 Do I make myself clear? [ Grunts ] Yeah. I'm sorry. 1041 01:17:09,598 --> 01:17:14,569 I'm sorry! Look, if you're uncomfortable, 1042 01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:17,139 why don't you go someplace nearby? 1043 01:17:17,172 --> 01:17:21,276 You know perfectly well there's not another place to wait in Chinatown. 1044 01:17:21,309 --> 01:17:24,412 You knew that place was shutting down, didn't you? 1045 01:17:24,446 --> 01:17:28,150 I know you, you little shit! 1046 01:17:28,183 --> 01:17:31,386 [ Groans, Panting ] 1047 01:17:36,091 --> 01:17:40,028 Okay. This office is yours. 1048 01:17:40,061 --> 01:17:43,064 I'll bring it to you once I get it. 1049 01:17:43,098 --> 01:17:48,837 You cross me, and you will wish you were dead, McGewan. 1050 01:17:49,504 --> 01:17:53,341 [ Ben ] Don't you get it, Rikki? It's over. 1051 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:56,945 We're not gonna get the statue. 1052 01:17:57,646 --> 01:18:01,149 Gregory's gonna kill me. 1053 01:18:01,183 --> 01:18:07,322 And after he kills me, Jin Sun's gonna bring me back to life so he can kill me too. 1054 01:18:09,024 --> 01:18:11,326 It's over. 1055 01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:14,129 So you're quitting? 1056 01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:19,301 That's bullshit, Ben! It's total bullshit, man! 1057 01:18:33,949 --> 01:18:36,985 A couple of months ago, I was at your place. 1058 01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:40,322 I wanted to watch the Hustler Channel, but you made me sit there... 1059 01:18:40,355 --> 01:18:44,593 and watch some shit fuckin' nature special you had on, remember? 1060 01:18:44,626 --> 01:18:46,995 [ Lighter Striking ] 1061 01:18:47,028 --> 01:18:50,699 About a bunch of gazelle or something, right? 1062 01:18:50,732 --> 01:18:53,602 It was some country I never heard of. Probably Africa. 1063 01:18:53,635 --> 01:18:56,271 Oh, my God, Rikki, I'm gonna die. 1064 01:18:56,304 --> 01:18:59,174 Yeah, I know, okay! 1065 01:19:01,009 --> 01:19:06,014 Just don't interrupt me anymore. I'll forget where I was going. 1066 01:19:06,047 --> 01:19:10,685 Anyway, the narrator was this English guy, 1067 01:19:10,719 --> 01:19:15,390 and he had a stick so far up his ass, he could probably taste pine, you know? 1068 01:19:15,423 --> 01:19:20,595 He talked a lot of shit, most of which I forgot before he was even done talking. 1069 01:19:20,629 --> 01:19:25,433 I mean, who knew there was so much crap to talk about fucking gazelle, right? 1070 01:19:25,467 --> 01:19:28,136 Who actually gives a shit? Are you making a point here? 1071 01:19:28,169 --> 01:19:31,473 Yes! You see, 1072 01:19:31,506 --> 01:19:37,512 lions... eat gazelle. 1073 01:19:40,081 --> 01:19:43,051 And the gazelles fucking hate that shit. 1074 01:19:43,084 --> 01:19:46,521 This narrator guy was saying that one day on the shoot... 1075 01:19:46,554 --> 01:19:51,459 that a lion snuck up on the cameraman, right? 1076 01:19:51,493 --> 01:19:54,329 This camera guy, he was like a native. 1077 01:19:54,362 --> 01:19:56,598 He'd been doing this shit all his life. 1078 01:19:56,631 --> 01:20:01,136 The narrator said that there's one sure way to stop a lion from attacking you. 1079 01:20:01,169 --> 01:20:04,105 Don't turn and run. 1080 01:20:05,106 --> 01:20:07,342 See, that's what the gazelles do. 1081 01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:10,478 It doesn't work for them, and they get eaten anyway. 1082 01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:14,983 But this camera guy, he knew what to do. 1083 01:20:17,218 --> 01:20:19,688 Fucking charged that lion. 1084 01:20:19,721 --> 01:20:23,224 Just ran at that lion, stark-raving mad, 1085 01:20:23,258 --> 01:20:25,226 screaming and shit, right? 1086 01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:29,097 Just charges the fucking lion. And you know what? 1087 01:20:30,198 --> 01:20:34,069 The lion turned and ran. 1088 01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:38,206 Why? 1089 01:20:41,276 --> 01:20:44,412 I don't know. [ Chuckles ] 1090 01:20:44,446 --> 01:20:48,283 You went into the kitchen, and I turned it to the Hustler Channel. 1091 01:20:48,316 --> 01:20:51,152 There was this special on it called "Beaver Boat." 1092 01:20:51,186 --> 01:20:55,423 Just like any other fishing show, you know. 1093 01:20:55,457 --> 01:20:58,059 But not exactly. 1094 01:20:58,093 --> 01:21:01,796 Instead of two fat guys fishing, it was these two naked babes. 1095 01:21:01,830 --> 01:21:03,798 [ Door Slams ] 1096 01:21:03,832 --> 01:21:06,601 You'll never believe what they used for bait, Ben. 1097 01:21:06,634 --> 01:21:10,472 Turns out something was wrong with the air-conditioning in the statue's first safe. 1098 01:21:10,505 --> 01:21:15,310 The statue's so old, they need to keep it at 60 degrees so it doesn't deteriorate. 1099 01:21:15,343 --> 01:21:18,313 So they moved it down here to a subbasement. 1100 01:21:18,346 --> 01:21:20,749 Controlled environment safes. 1101 01:21:20,782 --> 01:21:23,084 It's in safe B-2-63-54. 1102 01:21:23,118 --> 01:21:26,321 You can get to the subbasement through this electrical conduit in the floor here. 1103 01:21:26,354 --> 01:21:28,456 Okay. 1104 01:21:28,490 --> 01:21:31,826 [ Sighs ] We've got 20 minutes to make everything happen. 1105 01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:37,098 Two safes to crack, no safecracker. 1106 01:21:37,399 --> 01:21:39,434 We could blow 'em open. 1107 01:21:39,467 --> 01:21:42,804 That's risky. If you pop the vault doors off, you could set off the alarms. 1108 01:21:42,837 --> 01:21:45,874 No choice. We're out of options. 1109 01:21:45,907 --> 01:21:49,611 How much grease you got left, Jake? 1110 01:21:50,612 --> 01:21:53,748 Two finger coils... for emergencies. 1111 01:21:53,782 --> 01:21:55,884 I'd say this just about counts. 1112 01:21:55,917 --> 01:21:58,853 What size doors are we talking about here? 1113 01:21:58,887 --> 01:22:01,856 Like wall safes. One foot by one foot each, maybe. 1114 01:22:01,890 --> 01:22:05,660 And you gotta pop a hole in the floor to get to the subbasement. 1115 01:22:05,693 --> 01:22:08,163 I guess it'll do the trick. 1116 01:22:08,196 --> 01:22:10,598 Who goes? Jeffrey's fucked. 1117 01:22:10,632 --> 01:22:13,168 One of us. 1118 01:22:13,935 --> 01:22:16,404 [ Jake ] I'll go. I know the explosives. 1119 01:22:16,438 --> 01:22:18,640 [ Betty ] Guess again. You're too heavy. 1120 01:22:18,673 --> 01:22:21,643 Jeffrey only had that cord set for 350 pounds. 1121 01:22:21,676 --> 01:22:23,378 [ Jake ] You go, then. 1122 01:22:23,411 --> 01:22:26,848 [ Betty ] Someone's gotta track the alarms. I stay with my laptop, pal. 1123 01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:29,217 [ Scott ] I can do it. 1124 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:31,519 No offense, but when this makes the books... 1125 01:22:31,553 --> 01:22:34,656 as the most fucked-up bank job in history... 1126 01:22:34,689 --> 01:22:36,925 for all the mistakes that I did make, 1127 01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:41,463 I don't want to be credited with sending the Chou-Wang food guy to blow the safe. 1128 01:22:43,731 --> 01:22:46,267 Ben, what do you weigh? 1129 01:22:47,902 --> 01:22:51,673 Uh, just 10 more minutes, I promise. 1130 01:22:52,373 --> 01:22:54,709 Hey. 1131 01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:57,745 Ben's just, um... 1132 01:22:57,779 --> 01:23:00,915 He's just getting the statue ready for you. 1133 01:23:00,949 --> 01:23:05,553 He's cleaning it up a-and stuff, you know. 1134 01:23:06,688 --> 01:23:11,793 Where the hell is Ben, and what the hell is all this shit about some safe being empty? 1135 01:23:15,763 --> 01:23:20,435 Look, bitch, I don't know who you are or what you're cranked up on, 1136 01:23:20,468 --> 01:23:23,538 but you better get outta here right now. 1137 01:23:23,571 --> 01:23:27,842 Blow me, Rikki. Tell Ben to fuck off too! 1138 01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:33,181 [ Door Slams ] 1139 01:23:35,450 --> 01:23:38,553 That's... drugs. 1140 01:23:38,586 --> 01:23:41,656 She's probably on some hard drugs. 1141 01:23:41,689 --> 01:23:44,792 All the hard drugs... 1142 01:23:44,826 --> 01:23:48,997 that kids are doing these days at these parties... 1143 01:23:49,030 --> 01:23:52,333 All right. That's enough. 1144 01:23:52,367 --> 01:23:54,335 Hold him down. 1145 01:23:54,369 --> 01:23:56,638 Okay. 1146 01:24:14,923 --> 01:24:17,926 Which is the way down, Betty? 1147 01:24:17,959 --> 01:24:21,729 Shit. Under Jeffrey. 1148 01:24:21,763 --> 01:24:25,700 Fuck me. 1149 01:24:26,734 --> 01:24:29,571 [ Jeffrey Groans ] 1150 01:25:17,518 --> 01:25:22,490 [ Man On Radio ] Michael, check out the southeast door. That could be our guy. 1151 01:25:28,096 --> 01:25:30,331 We're on. 1152 01:25:55,156 --> 01:25:58,092 [ Grunts ] 1153 01:26:18,046 --> 01:26:20,648 I'm gonna ask this once. That's all. 1154 01:26:20,682 --> 01:26:23,551 If you don't tell me what Ben is up to right now, 1155 01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:26,888 you're going to find out exactly what happened to Ben's brother Kevin. 1156 01:26:26,921 --> 01:26:32,460 And then I'm going to find Ben and do the same thing to him. 1157 01:26:53,548 --> 01:26:58,753 We broke into the safe that we thought the statue was in, but it's not there. 1158 01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:02,690 It's in another one, and Ben's gonna bring it to you right now. 1159 01:27:02,724 --> 01:27:04,959 You expect me to believe that? 1160 01:27:04,992 --> 01:27:08,029 It's true! I swear to God! I don't know anything else! 1161 01:27:08,062 --> 01:27:10,164 I don't believe you. 1162 01:27:10,198 --> 01:27:14,135 Something's going on around here, and you know what it is. 1163 01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:17,872 No, there isn't. Nothing's goin' on, I swear. 1164 01:27:29,851 --> 01:27:33,054 Okay. I'll tell you. 1165 01:27:34,555 --> 01:27:36,691 Just let me up. 1166 01:27:36,724 --> 01:27:41,195 I can't breathe. Will you let me up? I can't... 1167 01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:47,001 Ever had your fortune told, asshole? 1168 01:27:52,774 --> 01:27:54,876 Time to go? 1169 01:27:54,909 --> 01:27:57,445 Yeah, it's time. 1170 01:28:11,526 --> 01:28:14,028 You don't have the balls. 1171 01:28:14,061 --> 01:28:16,831 For Kevin, I do. 1172 01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:23,971 [ Clicks ] [ Gasps ] 1173 01:28:24,005 --> 01:28:27,074 Oh, shit. 1174 01:28:27,108 --> 01:28:31,879 [ Grunting ] 1175 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,056 Left. 1176 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:48,830 Freeze! F.B.I.! Up against the wall, cocksucker! 1177 01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:54,869 Fortune Fish. 1178 01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:57,238 Oh, shut up! 1179 01:29:08,616 --> 01:29:12,086 Wait. Not yet. 1180 01:29:12,119 --> 01:29:15,523 I want Benjamin to see this. 1181 01:29:22,096 --> 01:29:24,565 Jin Sun, that little bitch. 1182 01:29:24,599 --> 01:29:28,202 I knew something was up. Come on. 1183 01:29:29,604 --> 01:29:33,241 - What the fuck? - Up against it, I said! 1184 01:29:33,274 --> 01:29:35,877 All right, you're under arrest, you piece of shit. 1185 01:29:35,910 --> 01:29:39,313 [ Goon Speaking Chinese ] This is fucked up! 1186 01:29:39,347 --> 01:29:42,683 There's more than one vault open. [ Jin Sun ] I know. 1187 01:29:42,717 --> 01:29:45,062 [ Goon ] It's all fucked up, man! He's taking us for a ride. 1188 01:29:45,086 --> 01:29:47,121 [ Jin Sun ] Would you shut up and let me think? 1189 01:29:47,154 --> 01:29:50,191 What the fuck is going on here? 1190 01:29:50,224 --> 01:29:53,194 - You tell me, prick. - You barbarian shitbag. 1191 01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:56,597 You think you can just shoot my guy, steal my property and get away with it? 1192 01:29:56,631 --> 01:29:58,599 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1193 01:29:58,633 --> 01:30:01,269 You talk big for someone who's operating in my backyard! 1194 01:30:01,302 --> 01:30:04,071 - You put your fucking gun down. - You put your fucking gun down. 1195 01:30:04,105 --> 01:30:07,174 - [ All Shouting ] - You put your fucking gun down! 1196 01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:09,210 Fuck you! 1197 01:30:09,243 --> 01:30:11,379 - [ Shouting Continues ] - Right now! 1198 01:30:11,412 --> 01:30:14,715 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 1199 01:30:14,749 --> 01:30:18,352 I'm not gonna fucking repeat myself! 1200 01:30:20,121 --> 01:30:23,858 - Bring it! - [ Shouting Continues ] 1201 01:30:24,759 --> 01:30:27,595 Fucker! 1202 01:30:29,964 --> 01:30:34,969 [ Crowd Screams ] 1203 01:30:37,838 --> 01:30:42,610 Put your fucking gun down, you fucking fairy! 1204 01:30:44,078 --> 01:30:46,280 Let's go! 1205 01:30:46,314 --> 01:30:49,383 [ Shouting Continues ] 1206 01:30:49,417 --> 01:30:52,920 [ Alarm Ringing ] 1207 01:30:52,954 --> 01:30:55,790 Come on! Drop your fuckin' gun! 1208 01:30:55,823 --> 01:30:58,693 [ Shouting Continues ] 1209 01:30:58,726 --> 01:31:02,029 [ Girl Singing ] ♪ Sayonara What's going on, Gregory? 1210 01:31:02,063 --> 01:31:04,932 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] Where the hell is that coming from? 1211 01:31:04,966 --> 01:31:08,002 Down there. 1212 01:31:20,982 --> 01:31:25,753 ♪ Sayonara 1213 01:31:25,786 --> 01:31:29,757 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1214 01:31:29,790 --> 01:31:32,660 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1215 01:31:40,401 --> 01:31:43,971 [ Betty ] Come on! 1216 01:31:44,939 --> 01:31:47,008 Come on! Let's go, guys! 1217 01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:49,010 Come on. Come on, Rikki. 1218 01:31:49,043 --> 01:31:52,880 Ben! Listen, you peep! 1219 01:31:52,913 --> 01:31:56,283 First of all, don't ever walk out on me like that again! 1220 01:31:56,317 --> 01:31:59,387 Second of all... Who the fuck are you? 1221 01:32:07,995 --> 01:32:10,798 [ Camera Shutter Clicking ] 1222 01:32:13,768 --> 01:32:16,404 Okay, first... 1223 01:32:16,437 --> 01:32:20,174 I'd like you to tell us what the hell this piece of crap is. 1224 01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:22,176 Revenge. Huh? 1225 01:32:22,209 --> 01:32:26,480 Chu Jung, the Chinese god of fire and revenge. 1226 01:32:26,514 --> 01:32:30,251 [ Roy ] Okay, Gregory, thanks for the mythology lesson. 1227 01:32:30,284 --> 01:32:33,220 But that really only explains one safe, 1228 01:32:33,254 --> 01:32:36,190 and we got a couple empty safes here. 1229 01:32:36,223 --> 01:32:40,261 Where's the money that was in that fucking safe? What money? 1230 01:32:40,294 --> 01:32:43,330 Hey, where'd we get all this money? 1231 01:32:43,364 --> 01:32:45,966 From Gregory's personal vault. 1232 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,336 Oh, that's what you were stealing from the second safe. 1233 01:32:49,370 --> 01:32:51,138 What second safe? 1234 01:32:51,172 --> 01:32:54,108 Wait. Rikki didn't know about the money safe? 1235 01:32:54,141 --> 01:32:56,811 Sorry I had to keep it from you, Rikki. 1236 01:32:56,844 --> 01:32:59,080 I just figured you had enough on your mind. 1237 01:32:59,113 --> 01:33:01,882 Besides, if Gregory wanted to know what I was doing, 1238 01:33:01,916 --> 01:33:06,387 I figured he'd find out from you and sometimes it's just better not to know. 1239 01:33:06,987 --> 01:33:11,358 [ Rikki ] That's all right. Whoa, whoa, hold on. 1240 01:33:11,392 --> 01:33:15,529 Why'd you fuck Gregory like that, though, Ben? 1241 01:33:17,832 --> 01:33:20,835 Because he killed Kevin. 1242 01:33:24,105 --> 01:33:26,373 I thought you didn't know who killed him. 1243 01:33:26,407 --> 01:33:28,843 So did Gregory. 1244 01:33:28,876 --> 01:33:31,212 Big mistake. 1245 01:33:33,214 --> 01:33:35,449 What did you do with the fucking cash? 1246 01:33:35,483 --> 01:33:38,018 Cash? Me? What are you talking about? 1247 01:33:38,052 --> 01:33:41,122 There was $2 million in there! Kiss my ass! 1248 01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:46,827 Look! I don't know what the fuck's going on here, 1249 01:33:46,861 --> 01:33:50,131 but I do know that you two guys are in a bank vault, 1250 01:33:50,164 --> 01:33:54,568 there's a hole in the wall, safes are blown, shit's missing. 1251 01:33:54,602 --> 01:33:57,872 You gotta trust me on this one, guys. 1252 01:33:57,905 --> 01:34:02,510 You're gonna go down. Now get 'em outta here. 1253 01:34:07,481 --> 01:34:10,017 [ Ben Narrating ] Wanna hear something great? 1254 01:34:10,050 --> 01:34:14,088 That was Gregory's laundered money we took from the safe, kept there under an alias. 1255 01:34:14,121 --> 01:34:18,359 [ Laughs ] The fucker got arrested for stealing from himself. 1256 01:34:18,392 --> 01:34:20,561 Couldn't do anything about it. 1257 01:34:20,594 --> 01:34:23,197 The feds have been trying to nail him for a long time, 1258 01:34:23,230 --> 01:34:25,432 and this is just what they were waiting for. 1259 01:34:25,466 --> 01:34:30,037 Twenty years in Leavenworth, suckin' dick for cigarettes. 1260 01:34:30,070 --> 01:34:33,207 And Jin Sun? He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, 1261 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,242 and the feds tagged him too. 1262 01:34:35,276 --> 01:34:37,978 Gregory still blames him for everything. 1263 01:34:38,012 --> 01:34:41,052 You know, Jin Sun would have walked away clean if he hadn't tried to fuck me. 1264 01:34:41,081 --> 01:34:44,185 [ Speaking Chinese ] 1265 01:35:00,534 --> 01:35:04,138 The night turned out to be a pretty good night after all. 1266 01:35:04,171 --> 01:35:08,609 One of those memories that's better after the fact than when it's actually happening. 1267 01:35:08,642 --> 01:35:12,613 I mean, I got the money, I got revenge... 1268 01:35:12,646 --> 01:35:14,548 and nobody got killed. 1269 01:35:14,582 --> 01:35:17,484 Hell, Rikki even got laid. 1270 01:35:17,518 --> 01:35:20,387 As a matter of fact, I got everything I wanted. 1271 01:35:20,421 --> 01:35:22,957 Even the girl. 1272 01:35:25,059 --> 01:35:27,561 Okay, maybe not the girl. 1273 01:35:27,595 --> 01:35:30,130 But everything else.