1 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,277 What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? 2 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,404 No. I’m just the middleman. 3 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,714 Are you playing a joke on me, or trying to cause trouble? 4 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:41,285 Do you think you can replace me if I fail? 5 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,620 Look at this! 6 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:46,707 I’m the only Golden Leg! 7 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,501 - Make sure you remember that. - It's not that. 8 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:53,005 I just want a kickback. Please don't tell anybody. 9 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,299 You're trash! 10 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,759 I’m sorry. Catch you later. 11 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,578 Golden Leg! Golden Leg! 12 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:35,232 You've been number one ever since Fung got his golden leg broken. 13 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,235 First as a player, then as a coach. 14 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:40,195 I’m better than Fung ever was. 15 00:04:40,221 --> 00:04:42,973 Team Evil has won the Supercup the last five years. 16 00:04:43,099 --> 00:04:45,475 - What's your secret? - Secret? 17 00:04:45,602 --> 00:04:47,311 They just have the best coach. 18 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,371 So you're confident that your team will win again? 19 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:52,065 Are you new? Don't ask stupid questions. 20 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:58,447 Good morning. 21 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:02,242 Golden Leg. 22 00:05:03,077 --> 00:05:05,537 Hung! Good morning. 23 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:11,001 Hung, your shoe's dirty. Let me clean it for you. 24 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:13,295 It's okay. I’ll do it. 25 00:05:20,595 --> 00:05:22,721 Hung, I’ll get the car. 26 00:05:22,847 --> 00:05:25,807 Hung, you said if I worked hard I could coach my own team. 27 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,351 I’m ready! 28 00:05:27,477 --> 00:05:30,812 I think I can train a team to be as good as Team Evil. 29 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:34,691 Do you really think I’d let you coach? 30 00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:36,235 But you said- 31 00:05:36,361 --> 00:05:37,986 Get real. 32 00:05:38,112 --> 00:05:40,364 You're a joke. 33 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:43,116 Take a look at yourself. 34 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,620 This tattoo is all that's left of your fame. 35 00:05:47,205 --> 00:05:48,330 Hung... 36 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:51,475 I’ve served you for 20 years. How can you say that? 37 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:54,878 Let's be honest. Things have changed. 38 00:05:55,004 --> 00:06:00,008 You used to be a great player, but now you're nothing. 39 00:06:00,134 --> 00:06:01,760 I’ve had enough. 40 00:06:01,886 --> 00:06:03,929 I’ve kept you around for 20 years... 41 00:06:04,055 --> 00:06:06,598 but it's time for you to take care of yourself. 42 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:08,308 Hung! 43 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,310 You've got a lot of nerve. 44 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:12,896 If you hadn't tricked me with a bad check 20 years ago... 45 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:15,065 you'd be working for me right now. 46 00:06:15,191 --> 00:06:17,276 It was your idea to throw the game. 47 00:06:17,402 --> 00:06:18,944 Are you throwing a tantrum? 48 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:21,530 Say it a bit louder. Did you guys hear that? 49 00:06:21,656 --> 00:06:24,658 Make sure the reporters can hear it. 50 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:29,246 Say what you want. Take a look at yourself. 51 00:06:29,372 --> 00:06:32,416 Do you think anyone would believe a crippled has-been like you? 52 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:34,459 - You- - Don't be angry. 53 00:06:34,585 --> 00:06:37,379 If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself. 54 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:39,464 Blame your own greediness. 55 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,258 Get lost. 56 00:06:43,928 --> 00:06:46,179 One more thing... 57 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:49,474 I hired that mob to break your leg. 58 00:07:23,217 --> 00:07:24,551 Yuppies. 59 00:07:39,317 --> 00:07:41,651 They're not very skilled at playing soccer. 60 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:57,793 What was that? 61 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:03,173 I said... 62 00:08:03,499 --> 00:08:05,500 they're not very skilled at playing soccer. 63 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,390 You think you can do better? 64 00:08:11,516 --> 00:08:15,644 There must be a fusion of mind and foot. 65 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:19,940 What kind of fusion? 66 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:42,337 My late idol, Master Bruce Lee invented the ultimate kick. 67 00:08:42,463 --> 00:08:46,383 If you want to learn about it, I’ll give you kung fu lessons. 68 00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:50,804 Kung fu lessons? You look like a janitor. 69 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,391 My job as janitor is only temporary. 70 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:57,018 I’m a postgraduate student. 71 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,120 Postgraduate student? 72 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:04,818 I’m trying to develop an effective method of promoting Shaolin kung fu. 73 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,945 Here's my card. 74 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:13,285 Authentic Shaolin school. Mighty Steel Leg. 75 00:09:13,711 --> 00:09:15,628 Look! I know what I’m talking about. 76 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:22,102 I don't need kung fu. I’m more of an intellectual. 77 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,712 It doesn't matter. 78 00:09:26,674 --> 00:09:28,592 Look at this woman. 79 00:09:30,953 --> 00:09:34,522 Yeah, she's sexy. So what? 80 00:09:34,548 --> 00:09:35,574 No. 81 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,392 Watch this! 82 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:56,703 If she knew Shaolin kung fu, she wouldn't have fallen. Get me? 83 00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:07,088 Shaolin kung fu can work for everyone! 84 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,800 Excuse me! Do you want to learn kung fu? 85 00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:12,761 Are you crazy? 86 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,973 Look over there. 87 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:21,102 If she had studied Shaolin lron Hand, parking would be much easier. 88 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:28,401 Kung fu is wonderful. 89 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,405 - Excuse me, do you want to learn- - Here. Get lost. 90 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,992 Hey, you should share that with me. 91 00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:39,454 Let's not fight. See that guy? 92 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:43,250 What are you doing? You're way too slow. 93 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,876 That's it! You're fired! 94 00:10:45,002 --> 00:10:47,003 - I’m sorry. - Get lost! 95 00:10:47,329 --> 00:10:51,392 If he knew Shaolin Flying Sword, he'd still have a job! 96 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:57,013 You think Shaolin is the answer to everything. 97 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:59,975 There is nothing more powerful. All kung fu derives from it. 98 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:23,331 People have the wrong idea about kung fu. 99 00:11:23,457 --> 00:11:26,126 It isn't really about fighting. 100 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:30,088 Kung fu is a complete way of life. 101 00:11:30,214 --> 00:11:33,967 I’m looking for a good way to show people... 102 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:38,263 how it can make their lives better. 103 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:41,057 - Enough already! - But- 104 00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:45,478 I have important things to do. I’ve heard enough. 105 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:49,274 Please seize this opportunity! Cripples can still learn kung fu. 106 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,526 Who are you calling a cripple! 107 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:54,738 This leg has kicked hundreds of goals. 108 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:55,922 I’m sorry! 109 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,907 Do you know who you're talking to? 110 00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,993 I’m the famous Golden Leg. 111 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,578 You're... 112 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:04,372 just a bum! 113 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:19,971 - You think I’m impressed? - Get these cans out of here. 114 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:22,223 - Okay. - Right away. 115 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,893 Cheap trick. 116 00:12:55,299 --> 00:12:57,300 Get lost. 117 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,659 Excuse me! Can you help me move this? 118 00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:24,119 No problem! 119 00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,293 Your leg's amazing! 120 00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:37,924 Twenty cents! 121 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,844 Only twenty cents? How about an advance? 122 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,138 No way! Get lost. 123 00:13:43,973 --> 00:13:46,182 SWEET BUNS 124 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,850 Mui, ten steamed buns please! 125 00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:48,888 Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed buns is a brilliant idea 126 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:54,352 They look so sweet and tasty 127 00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:57,939 Your mastery is astonishing 128 00:15:58,065 --> 00:16:02,861 It shows in your every movement 129 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,032 What are you doing? 130 00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:13,746 Singing is the best way for me to express my greatest esteem. 131 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,458 Wow, what a beauty! 132 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,255 I’m not beautiful. Don't laugh at me! 133 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,716 I bet the steamed buns are wonderful. 134 00:16:29,346 --> 00:16:30,722 Delicious! 135 00:16:30,848 --> 00:16:33,641 Was that Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows? 136 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,662 No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle with Four Tails. 137 00:16:38,088 --> 00:16:39,480 Right! 138 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,775 That's why the buns are so tender, yet firm. 139 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,654 Sixty cents each. Two for a dollar. 140 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,116 That much? 141 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,577 They're worth every penny. 142 00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:54,913 This is all I have. 143 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:57,415 - Can I pay tomorrow? - No! 144 00:16:57,741 --> 00:17:01,144 Spoken with the grace and economy of a true kung fu master. 145 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,754 I’m a Shaolin master too. 146 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,348 - Can I pay tomorrow? - No! 147 00:17:05,374 --> 00:17:06,624 Okay! 148 00:17:10,587 --> 00:17:12,421 Here are some fine sneakers. 149 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:16,008 I’ll give them to you, if you let me have one more bun. 150 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,136 - I’ll call the cops. - Fine. 151 00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:21,139 Come on, give me a break. 152 00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:23,891 You're so beautiful. 153 00:17:25,227 --> 00:17:27,186 Shut up! 154 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,397 Please stop singing. 155 00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:31,440 Just pay and get out of here. 156 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,651 If you want to sing, do it on the mountain. 157 00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:35,778 Only crazy people sing here. 158 00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:38,906 I disagree with the young lady. 159 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:44,662 Just because you sing out loud here doesn't make you a lunatic. 160 00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:47,373 My name is Dynamite. 161 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:51,878 My dream is to become a great composer one day. 162 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:58,117 This gentleman's song is very creative and sincere. 163 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,803 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 164 00:18:00,929 --> 00:18:04,223 I also love to sing. 165 00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:08,519 When I’m inspired I feel so passionate... 166 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,646 I could explode. 167 00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:31,417 My dream is to become a great choreographer. 168 00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:54,440 Let's go! 169 00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:33,062 Have you lost your mind? 170 00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:39,110 Stand straight! Put your hands down! Get to work! 171 00:19:39,236 --> 00:19:40,569 Lunatics! 172 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:43,531 What's going on here? 173 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:51,956 I never should have gone for a facial and left the place in your hands! 174 00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:54,041 What do you want? 175 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,544 Relax. We were just having fun. 176 00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:59,213 I’m here for the buns. 177 00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:03,718 What about my buns? 178 00:20:03,844 --> 00:20:07,221 Okay! Okay! Just a minute! Did that bum pay? 179 00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:12,601 He did. 180 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:16,397 These are disgusting. Get rid of them! 181 00:20:28,952 --> 00:20:30,219 First Brother! 182 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:38,244 First Brother! 183 00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:44,175 Okay, okay. Keep working! Clean everything! 184 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,888 Are you sick, First Brother? 185 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:52,808 I’ve got a bit of a hangover. What do you want? 186 00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:56,645 - I’ve had a revelation. - A revelation? 187 00:20:56,772 --> 00:21:02,443 How to promote kung fu in a brand new way. 188 00:21:02,569 --> 00:21:03,569 Not again. 189 00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:07,114 Singing! 190 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:11,452 You know we're great singers. You can't deny it. 191 00:21:11,578 --> 00:21:16,457 - Leave me alone. - We owe it to our teacher. 192 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:17,375 He's dead. 193 00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:19,502 - It's worth a try. - Forget it. 194 00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,254 I told you to be down-to-earth. 195 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,174 There's an opening here. You can clean toilets. 196 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,218 Don't waste your life chasing dreams. 197 00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:30,471 Without dreams, we're no different than anchovies. 198 00:21:30,597 --> 00:21:33,599 You are an anchovy, you shoeless small fry. 199 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:36,727 - Why chase your dream? - Why not. 200 00:21:36,853 --> 00:21:39,855 The fire in my heart can't be easily extinguished. 201 00:21:40,982 --> 00:21:42,900 Why not? Just blow it out. 202 00:21:43,026 --> 00:21:46,028 - But I can light it up again. - Enough already! 203 00:21:46,154 --> 00:21:48,364 We both have our own lives. 204 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:52,118 Please don't bother me. I have to work to support my family. 205 00:21:53,537 --> 00:21:57,748 You're just going to forget about your Iron Head after all that work? 206 00:21:57,874 --> 00:21:59,458 Never! 207 00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:05,131 I still practice my Iron Head every single day! 208 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,590 Fei! 209 00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,008 Boss. 210 00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:13,055 You idiot! You forgot to book a band for tonight. 211 00:22:13,181 --> 00:22:16,600 - Don't worry, I have an idea. - Tell me. 212 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:20,062 Let's combine Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing. 213 00:22:20,188 --> 00:22:22,648 - What kind of Shaolin kung fu? - Observe. 214 00:22:25,652 --> 00:22:28,571 ls he good enough to perform on stage? 215 00:22:28,697 --> 00:22:31,782 - He's good enough. - How about you? 216 00:22:31,908 --> 00:22:33,009 Me? 217 00:22:34,077 --> 00:22:35,911 Shit. 218 00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:37,913 How about your lron Head? 219 00:22:38,915 --> 00:22:41,750 If you don't perform well, I’ll kill you tomorrow. 220 00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:44,670 - Sure. - First Big Brother, thank you. 221 00:22:57,267 --> 00:23:01,645 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 222 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:06,233 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 223 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:10,613 - I'm Iron Head - Iron Head 224 00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:15,534 - He's Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 225 00:23:20,248 --> 00:23:21,624 Be serious! 226 00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:26,146 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 227 00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:35,771 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 228 00:23:35,972 --> 00:23:40,518 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 229 00:23:40,644 --> 00:23:44,480 - I'm Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 230 00:23:44,606 --> 00:23:47,024 He's Iron Head 231 00:23:50,487 --> 00:23:51,946 I’m choking. 232 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:27,147 It sounds like you're strangling a cat. 233 00:24:27,274 --> 00:24:28,649 This song sucks. 234 00:24:28,775 --> 00:24:30,317 You sounded like a dying animal. 235 00:24:30,443 --> 00:24:31,986 Who wrote that garbage? 236 00:24:32,112 --> 00:24:34,113 - Yeah, who? - Who? 237 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:43,414 Creative work is highly subjective, so I’ll accept your criticism. 238 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:46,125 But it's only the beginning of the show. 239 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:49,878 Wait until we show you why we're called Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head. 240 00:24:50,005 --> 00:24:50,796 Iron Head? 241 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:53,048 I told you the lyrics were too intellectual. 242 00:24:53,174 --> 00:24:56,635 - I’m not lron Head. He's- - lron Head? 243 00:24:58,388 --> 00:25:01,849 - Mighty Steel Leg! - He's Mighty Steel Leg! 244 00:25:01,975 --> 00:25:03,809 That's your Mighty Steel Leg? 245 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,313 - I’ll kill you. - Mighty Steel Leg. 246 00:25:08,815 --> 00:25:10,816 I’m the real Mighty Steel Leg. 247 00:25:11,484 --> 00:25:14,236 - lron Head. - Don't you understand? 248 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:16,155 - He's the real- - lron Head. 249 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,823 You're so stubborn. 250 00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:21,702 Do you want to fight with a customer? 251 00:25:24,372 --> 00:25:28,500 Thank you so much. Happy hour went by fast. 252 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,337 It's time for us to say good night right now. 253 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,256 Let's listen to some music. 254 00:25:34,382 --> 00:25:36,634 You crazy guy. 255 00:25:39,512 --> 00:25:43,515 - Let's see how much you can take. - Thank you. 256 00:26:44,411 --> 00:26:45,953 You're a bum. 257 00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:51,518 Come on. Nothing to see. 258 00:27:53,396 --> 00:27:56,190 You want some more? Sure you want to fight us all? 259 00:27:58,693 --> 00:28:01,570 I promised my master I’d never fight. 260 00:28:02,238 --> 00:28:04,865 I told you he'd wimp out! 261 00:28:05,491 --> 00:28:07,593 But I expect an apology! 262 00:28:08,369 --> 00:28:11,497 An apology? You should apologize to us! 263 00:28:30,183 --> 00:28:33,268 You said you wouldn't use kung fu to fight. 264 00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:46,114 I’m not here to fight. I’m here to play soccer. 265 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,707 So much for your kung fu- 266 00:29:00,755 --> 00:29:03,715 Don't be such a baby. What? 267 00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:41,837 I give up. I apologize! 268 00:29:59,263 --> 00:30:01,348 Do you have any change? 269 00:30:02,275 --> 00:30:03,609 Yes. 270 00:30:06,487 --> 00:30:07,821 Thirty cents. 271 00:30:08,489 --> 00:30:10,657 - Are you stealing my money? - Yes. 272 00:30:10,783 --> 00:30:12,951 - Was that Praying Mantis Style? - Yes. 273 00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,287 You should learn Shaolin instead. 274 00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:47,778 Can I see your leg? 275 00:30:47,904 --> 00:30:51,281 I don't care. Do what you want. 276 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,795 It's the real deal. 277 00:31:11,386 --> 00:31:14,054 It looks like an ordinary leg. 278 00:31:14,764 --> 00:31:17,349 It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented. 279 00:31:19,894 --> 00:31:22,062 You could use your kung fu to play soccer. 280 00:31:24,399 --> 00:31:25,857 You think so? 281 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,359 Yes, why not. 282 00:31:28,695 --> 00:31:29,778 Of course. 283 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,240 That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer. 284 00:31:33,366 --> 00:31:37,035 Why didn't I think of that? How do I go about it? 285 00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:39,788 You'll need my help. 286 00:31:39,914 --> 00:31:42,207 I’m Golden Leg, the soccer star. 287 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,376 Now I’m a coach. 288 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:47,129 - Great! You can teach me soccer. - I don't know. 289 00:31:47,555 --> 00:31:49,272 It's a great idea. 290 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:52,034 I’ll think about it! 291 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:56,772 There's nothing to think about. We should start right now! 292 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,434 We've got nothing to lose. 293 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:07,024 It takes a lot of training. 294 00:32:07,150 --> 00:32:09,609 Let's do it! What do I need? 295 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,571 A pair of shoes. 296 00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:20,620 Do you have the money for the buns? 297 00:32:20,747 --> 00:32:23,248 - No, but- - I threw them out. 298 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:24,666 Oh, my God! 299 00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:28,295 Those sneakers were a mess. They were all worn out. 300 00:32:28,421 --> 00:32:29,838 I know, I know. 301 00:32:29,964 --> 00:32:34,509 If my boss sees you, she'll start yelling. 302 00:32:43,269 --> 00:32:46,646 I couldn't bring myself to toss them. I fixed them instead. 303 00:33:11,789 --> 00:33:14,942 First Brother, what's wrong? Are you okay? 304 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:19,179 I’m fine. 305 00:33:20,973 --> 00:33:22,390 What do you want? 306 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:25,852 I finally found a great way to promote Shaolin kung fu. 307 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,356 Soccer! 308 00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,235 Please leave me alone! 309 00:33:33,361 --> 00:33:36,196 You got me into a lot of trouble. They demoted me. 310 00:33:36,322 --> 00:33:38,782 Now I have to clean the toilets. 311 00:33:38,908 --> 00:33:42,994 - But we'd be great. - No! Absolutely not! 312 00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:46,790 If you humiliate me again, my family will commit suicide in front of you. 313 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:49,459 Committing suicide is not the answer. 314 00:33:49,585 --> 00:33:51,920 Be brave. Believe in yourself. 315 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:55,282 I’m a complete loser. Please! Please don't ever come here again. 316 00:33:55,508 --> 00:33:59,010 If you want to form a soccer team, just ask the other brothers. 317 00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:02,931 Please, no more! 318 00:34:03,057 --> 00:34:04,891 Hopeless. 319 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,140 Good morning, Fourth Brother. 320 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:14,710 Good morning, Sing. How are you? 321 00:34:15,236 --> 00:34:17,571 Let me introduce you to a great guy. He's- 322 00:34:23,077 --> 00:34:25,287 Nice to meet you! 323 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:26,363 I’m Fung. 324 00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:29,016 It's an honor to meet such a great businessman. 325 00:34:29,242 --> 00:34:31,577 - He's got a lot of style. - Fung is a soccer coach. 326 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,295 Soccer coach! 327 00:34:33,421 --> 00:34:36,590 The world famous soccer coach. 328 00:34:36,716 --> 00:34:38,508 You play soccer with your legs, right? 329 00:34:38,634 --> 00:34:41,052 So, do you have a job for me? 330 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:43,972 - I want you to join my soccer team. - Soccer team? 331 00:34:44,098 --> 00:34:45,999 I haven't had a job in six months. 332 00:34:46,025 --> 00:34:48,986 You can use your Empty Hand to be the goalkeeper. 333 00:34:49,312 --> 00:34:52,355 What's Empty Hand? It's been so long. 334 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:54,441 You know, I even forgot when our master died. 335 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:57,569 Listen. We're going to sign up for the Supercup Tournament. 336 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,805 The prize is one million dollars. 337 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,541 Really? You must be the smart one. 338 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:05,402 You see? You're dressed up. 339 00:35:05,828 --> 00:35:09,080 Our master taught us that kung fu was sacred. 340 00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:12,334 Now, you have this crazy idea to use Shaolin for soccer. 341 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:13,627 Look. 342 00:35:13,753 --> 00:35:16,444 This is the group picture of our master and brothers. 343 00:35:16,445 --> 00:35:17,839 I keep it under my pillow. 344 00:35:17,965 --> 00:35:19,999 Great! Let's sit down to talk about the picture. 345 00:35:22,178 --> 00:35:25,013 I’ll call you. Keep a spot open for me. 346 00:35:27,475 --> 00:35:31,519 Get lost! I really can't talk now. My clients are waiting for me. 347 00:35:31,646 --> 00:35:33,980 I’m doing a million dollar deal. Can you hear me? 348 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,458 My driver's off today. 349 00:35:36,484 --> 00:35:40,654 I lent my car to a friend and left my wallet in my office. 350 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:43,490 I can't have lunch. I never do. 351 00:35:43,616 --> 00:35:45,617 I’m late! Please leave me alone. 352 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,372 Third Brother, you could use your lron Shirt technique as a fullback- 353 00:35:50,498 --> 00:35:53,124 What's lron Shirt? 354 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,877 Look. There are planes in the sky. 355 00:35:56,003 --> 00:35:57,837 There are computers everywhere. 356 00:35:57,964 --> 00:36:00,131 It's the 21 st century. Please don't daydream. 357 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:03,043 I think we should combine kung fu with soccer. 358 00:36:03,069 --> 00:36:06,321 - We could win a lot of money. - Are you crazy? 359 00:36:06,847 --> 00:36:10,684 There's no way I’m taking time off to play soccer. 360 00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:13,019 Sorry, your odds are terrible. 361 00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:16,398 We don't know anything about soccer. 362 00:36:16,524 --> 00:36:18,275 And let's be honest. 363 00:36:18,401 --> 00:36:21,194 We wouldn't stand a chance. 364 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,571 ln fact, the probability of winning is 0%. 365 00:36:23,698 --> 00:36:25,949 - Proba- - Probability. 366 00:36:26,075 --> 00:36:27,367 Watch. 367 00:36:27,493 --> 00:36:32,455 If I toss a coin, it will be heads or it will be tails. 368 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:37,419 The probability that we'd win is the same as a coin landing on its edge. 369 00:36:37,545 --> 00:36:40,088 - Let me try! - Get lost! 370 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,341 I’m having lunch with a client! 371 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:46,011 You said you never eat lunch. 372 00:36:46,762 --> 00:36:51,683 Time is money. I’ve lost a lot just talking to you! 373 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:12,329 He's Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest. 374 00:37:12,455 --> 00:37:14,539 This is the famous soccer coach, Fung. 375 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,542 Fung, how are you? 376 00:37:18,878 --> 00:37:20,962 - Lead Weight? - Shaolin Light Weight. 377 00:37:21,088 --> 00:37:22,797 Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight. 378 00:37:23,466 --> 00:37:25,717 Fifth Brother, you want to play soccer? 379 00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:29,821 Yes. If you use your Light Weight skills as a winger... 380 00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:33,141 - our offense would be perfect. - Are you sure? 381 00:37:33,267 --> 00:37:34,601 - Of course. - Great. 382 00:37:34,727 --> 00:37:36,603 Do they sell diet pills here? 383 00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:39,230 It's useless. 384 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:43,151 Ever since the virus got into my brain, I just can't lose any weight. 385 00:37:43,277 --> 00:37:46,946 I’m no longer able to use Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest... 386 00:37:47,073 --> 00:37:50,075 and I can't run anymore. 387 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,828 Okay, you're a little overweight, but it's not that important. 388 00:37:54,354 --> 00:37:56,055 Forget it. 389 00:37:57,124 --> 00:37:58,625 This was me. 390 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:04,297 I can't even get a date looking like this. 391 00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:06,283 You don't know what it's like. 392 00:38:06,309 --> 00:38:09,269 - I do. I can't get a date either. - Really? 393 00:38:09,595 --> 00:38:11,546 There has been much gossip about your girls in the papers. 394 00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:14,966 - What papers? - I’m sorry. 395 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,977 I can no longer control myself. 396 00:38:20,356 --> 00:38:22,023 Please leave me alone. 397 00:38:23,317 --> 00:38:24,984 Small Brother! 398 00:38:25,786 --> 00:38:28,788 Believe in yourself. I know you can do it. 399 00:38:29,323 --> 00:38:31,241 Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now. 400 00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:33,785 You're the only one who still calls me Small Brother. 401 00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:37,956 Thank you. 402 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:41,042 Lazy Pig, get me that roll of toilet paper. 403 00:38:45,005 --> 00:38:46,464 The red one. 404 00:39:08,988 --> 00:39:11,531 - Soccer? - Yes, Second Brother! 405 00:39:11,657 --> 00:39:15,577 If you use Hooking Leg as a fullback, I think- 406 00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:17,829 - Our defense will be flawless! - Absolutely 407 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:20,832 You think I can still do Hooking Leg? 408 00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:24,085 You just need practice. 409 00:39:24,211 --> 00:39:26,713 Believe in yourself, and you'll get it back fast. 410 00:39:26,839 --> 00:39:28,590 I doubt it. 411 00:39:29,016 --> 00:39:31,526 Why are you washing dishes? 412 00:39:31,552 --> 00:39:33,511 I thought you were a waiter. 413 00:39:33,937 --> 00:39:36,806 Why? There are so many whys. 414 00:39:36,932 --> 00:39:38,057 I don't know. 415 00:39:38,184 --> 00:39:40,351 Why isn't my dad the richest guy, Lee Ka Sing? 416 00:39:41,437 --> 00:39:44,647 Why am I going bald even though I’m so handsome? 417 00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,233 Why aren't you going bald since you're so ugly? 418 00:39:47,359 --> 00:39:51,779 Everyone else enjoyed their youth, but I had to study Shaolin? 419 00:39:51,906 --> 00:39:55,450 Just to become a dishwasher? To clean up after people? 420 00:39:56,952 --> 00:39:58,661 Calm down, Second Brother. 421 00:39:58,787 --> 00:40:00,997 You should try to enjoy life. 422 00:40:01,123 --> 00:40:05,627 Enjoy life? Stay here, and I’ll enjoy killing you! 423 00:40:07,129 --> 00:40:08,796 Enjoy life? 424 00:40:10,257 --> 00:40:13,551 You call that toilet clean? It smells awful. 425 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:17,430 If it ever smells this bad again, you'll clean it with your tongue. 426 00:40:57,054 --> 00:41:01,182 Your apartment looks great! It's well furnished. 427 00:41:01,308 --> 00:41:03,685 I can't believe you work as a janitor... 428 00:41:03,811 --> 00:41:07,981 but live in the penthouse on the 59th floor. 429 00:41:08,107 --> 00:41:10,149 You've got good taste. 430 00:41:10,818 --> 00:41:16,155 This kind of apartment is so popular, I can't even get one. 431 00:41:16,824 --> 00:41:21,661 The ventilation is okay. It's just a bit noisy. 432 00:41:21,787 --> 00:41:24,622 Can I move in with you? 433 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,515 Forget it. Your brothers aren't coming. 434 00:41:42,641 --> 00:41:45,101 We can find other players. 435 00:41:45,227 --> 00:41:47,854 It's my fault. I’m not persuasive enough. 436 00:41:48,856 --> 00:41:54,319 Not true. You persuaded me, didn't you? 437 00:42:57,057 --> 00:43:01,135 We don't have much time and you guys have a lot to learn. 438 00:43:01,261 --> 00:43:04,639 So listen up and work as a team. 439 00:43:04,765 --> 00:43:06,974 All right! Let's go! 440 00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:18,903 Sell all my shares. Yes, all five of them! 441 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:20,988 Don't laugh. 442 00:43:21,115 --> 00:43:23,032 Hold on, I have another call. 443 00:43:23,158 --> 00:43:25,326 It's coming down! 444 00:43:32,126 --> 00:43:34,419 You finally decided to come back down, huh? 445 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,379 We waited over an hour for you. 446 00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,676 - What are you doing? - Playing soccer! 447 00:43:41,802 --> 00:43:43,636 The ball is over there! 448 00:43:50,352 --> 00:43:52,186 You! Come here! 449 00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:55,356 Let me see you kick the ball. 450 00:43:55,482 --> 00:43:58,359 - The ball is over there. - Yes. It's over there. 451 00:43:58,485 --> 00:44:01,654 How can you kick it if you can't even find it? 452 00:44:03,198 --> 00:44:05,085 Now, there are four basic soccer drills: 453 00:44:05,086 --> 00:44:06,993 pass, dribble, hold and shoot. 454 00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:08,995 - Coach! - Shut up! 455 00:44:09,621 --> 00:44:11,389 Let's get started. 456 00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:14,000 Here. 457 00:44:16,670 --> 00:44:17,962 Hold it. 458 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:21,132 Watch it. Concentrate. 459 00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:27,638 Don't lose it. You can do better than that. 460 00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:30,183 Have you never seen a ball before? 461 00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:33,186 You play like an old woman. 462 00:44:34,229 --> 00:44:36,773 Fung, why can't I practice with them? 463 00:44:36,899 --> 00:44:40,860 Your leg is strong, but you have no control. 464 00:44:40,986 --> 00:44:43,738 What if you kick the ball up and hit a plane? 465 00:44:43,864 --> 00:44:46,616 - Ever thought of that? - No. 466 00:44:46,942 --> 00:44:49,201 Small Brother. I borrowed your eggs. 467 00:44:49,227 --> 00:44:50,311 What? 468 00:44:50,579 --> 00:44:53,831 If you can kick an egg without breaking it, you can play with us. 469 00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:55,500 No problem. 470 00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:59,212 See. It's not easy. 471 00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,681 Small Brother, stop it. 472 00:45:16,271 --> 00:45:18,773 Oh, my God! My egg. 473 00:45:18,899 --> 00:45:20,608 I’ll get you another one. 474 00:45:20,734 --> 00:45:23,986 I’ll get you! How could you do that! 475 00:45:24,112 --> 00:45:26,572 Now then. Concentrate. 476 00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:32,578 My egg! 477 00:45:48,345 --> 00:45:50,012 Yes! Yes! 478 00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:55,643 Go! 479 00:46:41,857 --> 00:46:43,858 Yes. Go! 480 00:47:03,545 --> 00:47:06,765 What are you doing? How could you miss that one? 481 00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:10,468 Get it! Come on! 482 00:47:52,052 --> 00:47:56,555 - He's great. - He could win a game by himself. 483 00:47:57,724 --> 00:48:01,727 No. It takes teamwork to win. 484 00:48:11,446 --> 00:48:15,616 The game is 30 minutes, with no breaks. 485 00:48:15,742 --> 00:48:18,244 We'll follow the standard rules. I’ll referee. 486 00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:20,287 - Anyone object? - Of course not. 487 00:48:20,414 --> 00:48:24,792 We're honored to have Golden Leg referee. 488 00:48:24,918 --> 00:48:27,420 All of us are big fans. 489 00:48:28,088 --> 00:48:29,839 - This is Fung! - Fung! 490 00:48:29,965 --> 00:48:31,390 Okay. 491 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:36,604 Sing has already had one run-in with your gang. 492 00:48:36,930 --> 00:48:41,642 Let's be civilized, and just play a clean game. 493 00:48:41,768 --> 00:48:44,437 Their tidy uniform and friendly faces... 494 00:48:44,563 --> 00:48:48,774 - indicate that they are sincere. - Thank you. 495 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:54,981 Relax. I’m a mechanic. 496 00:48:55,407 --> 00:48:58,159 I carry this with me so I won't lose it. 497 00:48:58,285 --> 00:49:00,745 - I’m always on call. - Yes, of course. 498 00:49:03,623 --> 00:49:07,043 As I said, I’m a mechanic... 499 00:49:07,169 --> 00:49:09,420 and that's why I carry a hammer. 500 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:13,215 I’m familiar with your team's unusual reputation. 501 00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:14,633 Don't worry. 502 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:19,346 Oh, good. I’m glad we understand each other. 503 00:49:19,473 --> 00:49:23,142 You better watch out. Shake hands. 504 00:49:51,437 --> 00:49:52,446 I’m open! 505 00:51:49,664 --> 00:51:51,415 Third Brother! 506 00:52:18,443 --> 00:52:22,529 We're under attack. Send reinforcements. 507 00:52:22,656 --> 00:52:24,490 We need reinforcements! 508 00:52:36,503 --> 00:52:37,836 Stand up. 509 00:52:39,839 --> 00:52:42,299 Get up! Stand up now! 510 00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:44,969 I said now! 511 00:52:46,346 --> 00:52:49,848 - What are you doing? - They're killing us. 512 00:52:49,975 --> 00:52:51,976 What did you expect? 513 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:55,813 You're going to let them get away with this? 514 00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:57,940 You're ejected! 515 00:52:58,984 --> 00:53:00,818 Are you nuts? 516 00:53:03,863 --> 00:53:05,281 This is a test. 517 00:53:05,407 --> 00:53:08,784 If you guys can't pass it, you shouldn't even bother playing! 518 00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:11,671 We just want to play soccer, not fight a war. 519 00:53:12,497 --> 00:53:15,541 Soccer is war. You must learn that. 520 00:53:24,217 --> 00:53:29,680 I surrender! 521 00:53:41,567 --> 00:53:43,076 I surrender. 522 00:53:43,862 --> 00:53:47,080 You can't surrender. We're still at war. 523 00:53:47,406 --> 00:53:49,282 We're not letting you go home. 524 00:53:51,786 --> 00:53:53,746 I can't take it anymore. 525 00:53:53,872 --> 00:53:57,875 We're not good enough to play with you. 526 00:53:59,252 --> 00:54:01,420 Let me go to a doctor. 527 00:54:07,594 --> 00:54:09,595 Put this on your head. 528 00:54:10,805 --> 00:54:12,890 Look at you, you look like a stray dog. 529 00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:17,478 Where's your dignity? I don't ever want to see you again. 530 00:54:17,604 --> 00:54:20,064 Put it on your head, then you can go see a doctor. 531 00:54:31,284 --> 00:54:35,162 Yes, I’m a dog. I have no dignity. 532 00:54:36,164 --> 00:54:37,623 Give it to me. 533 00:55:12,133 --> 00:55:13,726 Now it's our turn. 534 00:55:14,828 --> 00:55:16,453 What? 535 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:19,623 Their powers are back. I can feel it. 536 00:57:32,715 --> 00:57:34,466 - Get your shoes ready! - All right! 537 00:57:34,592 --> 00:57:35,592 The final attack! 538 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:10,043 I can't believe I missed. 539 00:58:11,004 --> 00:58:12,504 Help! 540 00:58:13,339 --> 00:58:16,675 Thank you for helping us get our kung fu back. 541 00:58:18,177 --> 00:58:20,512 I’m honored to have you back. 542 00:58:20,638 --> 00:58:22,306 It's our honor. 543 00:58:25,643 --> 00:58:26,935 Just a second. 544 00:58:27,061 --> 00:58:29,479 I’m the one who is honored. 545 00:58:30,523 --> 00:58:33,734 You're going to make me rich! Thank you! 546 00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:37,029 We're sorry. 547 00:58:37,155 --> 00:58:39,615 Can we join your team? Please give us a chance! 548 00:58:39,741 --> 00:58:41,074 Please! 549 00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,860 Not a bad kick. 550 00:59:58,986 --> 01:00:02,030 A bit more work and Team Evil will be unbeatable. 551 01:00:06,428 --> 01:00:07,428 Hello? 552 01:00:08,454 --> 01:00:09,788 Who is this? 553 01:00:10,790 --> 01:00:12,416 The cripple? 554 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:14,501 - What's wrong? - I’m sorry! 555 01:00:14,627 --> 01:00:18,630 If it's an open tournament, why won't you let me sign up? 556 01:00:19,298 --> 01:00:21,591 Golden Leg! What are you doing? 557 01:00:21,718 --> 01:00:23,051 - Hung! - He- 558 01:00:23,177 --> 01:00:23,802 It's okay. 559 01:00:23,928 --> 01:00:26,346 Hung, my team wants to sign up. 560 01:00:26,472 --> 01:00:29,099 Anyone can sign up for an open tournament. 561 01:00:29,225 --> 01:00:30,684 That's not how it works. 562 01:00:30,810 --> 01:00:32,394 I’m the chairman. 563 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,604 I decide who signs up. 564 01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:36,690 - You get me? - Yes. 565 01:00:36,816 --> 01:00:38,567 What's the name of your team? 566 01:00:38,693 --> 01:00:40,736 Come here. 567 01:00:40,862 --> 01:00:42,487 This is Hung. 568 01:00:42,613 --> 01:00:44,281 Hung! 569 01:00:59,297 --> 01:01:00,964 This is quite a team. 570 01:01:01,090 --> 01:01:02,883 I’ve gotta see them play. 571 01:01:03,009 --> 01:01:04,718 What's the name again? 572 01:01:04,844 --> 01:01:06,094 This is Shaolin- 573 01:01:06,220 --> 01:01:08,013 Okay. 574 01:01:08,139 --> 01:01:10,307 Go ahead and sign them up. 575 01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:12,493 I’ll even pay your application fee. 576 01:01:12,619 --> 01:01:14,495 - Thank you! - Don't mention it. 577 01:01:15,021 --> 01:01:18,190 Cripple, you are my brother. 578 01:01:20,067 --> 01:01:22,068 My shoe is dirty again. 579 01:01:23,237 --> 01:01:25,197 White shoes get dirty a lot. 580 01:01:25,323 --> 01:01:26,364 So- 581 01:01:27,033 --> 01:01:28,492 I’ll clean it for you! 582 01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:30,869 I’m good at cleaning. Let me try. 583 01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:33,330 It's my duty. 584 01:01:33,456 --> 01:01:35,123 Let me try! 585 01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:00,482 Hi. 586 01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:08,306 What's going on? 587 01:02:13,329 --> 01:02:15,288 Where are we going? 588 01:02:15,414 --> 01:02:17,457 Why are you so quiet? 589 01:02:18,251 --> 01:02:20,460 I need to go home. 590 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:30,762 - You're late. - I won't be long. 591 01:03:02,837 --> 01:03:04,129 Try it on. 592 01:03:04,255 --> 01:03:06,673 No, I just want to see the quality of it. 593 01:03:06,799 --> 01:03:08,091 Touch it. 594 01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:09,718 I’ll get it dirty. 595 01:03:09,844 --> 01:03:11,469 - Don't worry. Go ahead! - No! 596 01:03:11,596 --> 01:03:14,014 - Touch it! - No. 597 01:03:16,976 --> 01:03:19,728 - Like it? - So smooth. 598 01:03:19,854 --> 01:03:23,523 - Want one? - I touched it. That's enough. 599 01:03:24,942 --> 01:03:27,903 Tomorrow, I’m going to play in a professional soccer game. 600 01:03:28,429 --> 01:03:29,404 Really? 601 01:03:29,530 --> 01:03:32,032 I’ll be famous. 602 01:03:32,909 --> 01:03:37,996 But if you hadn't fixed my shoes, none of this would've happened. 603 01:03:39,081 --> 01:03:41,041 You're very important to me. 604 01:03:42,877 --> 01:03:44,628 I’ll get you anything you want. 605 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:46,838 I’ll have money soon. 606 01:03:50,384 --> 01:03:54,012 If you become rich and famous, please buy me sneakers. 607 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,140 You deserve more! 608 01:03:57,266 --> 01:04:00,060 You should have more confidence in yourself. 609 01:04:00,586 --> 01:04:03,538 You're such a beautiful girl, and you're a kung fu master. 610 01:04:03,564 --> 01:04:05,190 You've got it all. 611 01:04:05,316 --> 01:04:08,443 You shouldn't let your hair cover your face. 612 01:04:09,678 --> 01:04:10,904 Come on! 613 01:04:11,030 --> 01:04:12,989 - Come on. Look at me! - No. 614 01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:15,033 Look at me! 615 01:04:16,577 --> 01:04:19,037 You're beautiful! 616 01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:21,539 Really? 617 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,375 Sure. 618 01:04:28,965 --> 01:04:31,508 - ls that a fly? - Yes, but I missed it. 619 01:04:32,468 --> 01:04:34,552 - Did you get it? - I did. 620 01:04:34,679 --> 01:04:36,513 Sorry. I made your hand dirty. 621 01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:38,014 It's okay. 622 01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:40,225 You're such a beautiful girl. 623 01:04:42,961 --> 01:04:44,270 Do you know that? 624 01:04:44,397 --> 01:04:45,480 I guess. 625 01:04:45,606 --> 01:04:48,900 Thank you! Thanks so much! You sure you know? 626 01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:52,779 Where were you? 627 01:04:52,905 --> 01:04:55,991 I let you bring a girl here because you promised to clean the floor. 628 01:04:56,117 --> 01:04:58,576 I will get punished if you don't clean it. 629 01:04:58,703 --> 01:05:01,204 Go home. I’ll call you later. 630 01:05:07,845 --> 01:05:11,597 Remember: be confident. You're the best. 631 01:05:16,429 --> 01:05:18,680 - I like your shirt. - I like your socks. 632 01:05:18,806 --> 01:05:20,098 - Let's trade. - Good. 633 01:05:20,224 --> 01:05:23,893 Guys, don't be nervous. Just try to have fun. 634 01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:26,146 There'll be tons of reporters and a big crowd. 635 01:05:26,272 --> 01:05:28,773 Try to smile for the photographers. 636 01:05:28,899 --> 01:05:32,027 Be sure to thank the fans. 637 01:05:32,153 --> 01:05:33,987 Thank you! 638 01:05:37,992 --> 01:05:40,952 Thanks for your support! Thank you! 639 01:05:41,078 --> 01:05:43,663 - They're just janitors. - They're still our audience. 640 01:05:43,789 --> 01:05:45,331 Thank you! 641 01:05:45,458 --> 01:05:47,292 Shut up! 642 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:51,004 Where is everyone. You said- 643 01:05:51,130 --> 01:05:52,547 It's just the first round. 644 01:05:52,673 --> 01:05:55,300 We have to make it to the finals. 645 01:05:55,426 --> 01:05:58,845 - Great! Let's get to the finals! - Shut up! 646 01:06:06,687 --> 01:06:08,813 Team Shaolin? 647 01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:14,360 Look at this guy. 648 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,991 Look at that guy. 649 01:06:23,621 --> 01:06:25,205 What's wrong? 650 01:06:25,331 --> 01:06:26,998 No smoking? 651 01:06:41,305 --> 01:06:42,847 What happened? 652 01:06:44,225 --> 01:06:46,851 It's impossible. Just a trick. 653 01:06:55,236 --> 01:06:57,237 What's going on? 654 01:06:59,281 --> 01:07:01,574 Okay, it's a trick. 655 01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:03,885 Let's show them what we can do. 656 01:07:04,011 --> 01:07:05,011 All right! 657 01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:09,749 Oh, come on! 658 01:07:17,424 --> 01:07:21,427 Please play fair. Give us a chance. 659 01:07:25,224 --> 01:07:27,058 Hung, it's for you. 660 01:07:30,896 --> 01:07:34,274 Your tricks don't scare me! 661 01:08:08,976 --> 01:08:11,811 What? Forty to nothing? 662 01:08:21,614 --> 01:08:23,114 Yeah! 663 01:08:39,965 --> 01:08:42,300 lron Head scores! 664 01:09:17,419 --> 01:09:19,462 We bring the power of Shaolin to soccer. 665 01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:22,382 Kung fu is great. It's wonderful! 666 01:09:23,050 --> 01:09:27,262 I want to say hi to my parents and my Shaolin master, but they're all dead. 667 01:09:27,388 --> 01:09:29,138 I also want to say hi to my friend, Mui. 668 01:09:29,265 --> 01:09:31,057 Mui, how are you? 669 01:09:31,183 --> 01:09:33,434 I’ll see you soon. 670 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,239 Hi. Can I help you? 671 01:09:46,365 --> 01:09:48,449 - I want- - I understand. 672 01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:50,576 I’ll take care of you. 673 01:09:59,378 --> 01:10:01,004 Show us something. 674 01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:02,964 Sure. Small Brother! 675 01:10:05,384 --> 01:10:06,718 Great! 676 01:10:07,386 --> 01:10:09,137 Can you show us more? 677 01:10:09,263 --> 01:10:10,596 Sure! 678 01:10:27,323 --> 01:10:29,157 Take it easy. 679 01:10:32,911 --> 01:10:38,666 My brothers, today we say good-bye to our old lives and old shoes. 680 01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:45,882 - Hey, don't throw those around. - Sorry. 681 01:10:53,974 --> 01:10:54,974 Mui? 682 01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:56,976 What's up? 683 01:10:58,228 --> 01:11:00,188 You look great tonight. 684 01:11:02,649 --> 01:11:03,608 Just a little. 685 01:11:03,734 --> 01:11:06,486 It's a big difference. You're so heavily made up. 686 01:11:07,863 --> 01:11:09,155 So you think I look nice? 687 01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:12,800 I have big news for you. We won the soccer match. 688 01:11:13,026 --> 01:11:16,304 I know. I saw you guys on TV. 689 01:11:16,330 --> 01:11:17,330 Congratulations. 690 01:11:18,674 --> 01:11:20,375 This is for you. 691 01:11:27,299 --> 01:11:28,216 Thank you. 692 01:11:28,342 --> 01:11:30,301 Let me introduce you to my friends. 693 01:11:31,345 --> 01:11:32,637 Nice outfit. 694 01:11:32,763 --> 01:11:35,515 Hey, let me introduce you guys to a new friend. 695 01:11:35,641 --> 01:11:37,100 ls she a ghost? 696 01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:39,602 This is my friend. 697 01:11:39,728 --> 01:11:41,604 - Girlfriend? - No. 698 01:11:41,730 --> 01:11:44,607 This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master I told you guys about. 699 01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:47,318 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Your girlfriend is quite unique. 700 01:11:47,444 --> 01:11:49,862 - Yes. - That's great. 701 01:11:50,697 --> 01:11:53,199 I’ve never seen shoulder pads so big. 702 01:11:53,325 --> 01:11:56,035 I’ve decided to start a new trend. 703 01:11:56,161 --> 01:11:58,079 See? It's fashionable. 704 01:11:59,373 --> 01:12:02,333 Don't walk around at night. 705 01:12:02,459 --> 01:12:04,085 It's quite scary. 706 01:12:04,211 --> 01:12:08,297 It's okay. People will get used to it soon. 707 01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:11,426 It will work pretty well in football. 708 01:12:11,552 --> 01:12:13,511 You want to borrow them? 709 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:16,681 Stop it. It's not proper to talk to a lady like this. 710 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,167 It's okay, I can take it. 711 01:12:19,393 --> 01:12:22,728 Although she's a girl, she has a great sense of humor. 712 01:12:24,398 --> 01:12:26,899 Mui, show us a sexy pose. 713 01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:35,432 Give us a kiss. 714 01:12:43,542 --> 01:12:45,042 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 715 01:12:49,414 --> 01:12:50,748 Are you mad? 716 01:12:52,217 --> 01:12:55,928 - No, I’m not mad. - Then- 717 01:13:02,686 --> 01:13:04,187 I’m sorry. 718 01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:07,023 We were just joking. 719 01:13:07,149 --> 01:13:09,484 I know you were just joking. 720 01:13:10,736 --> 01:13:12,653 I’m sorry, I didn't mind at all- 721 01:13:12,779 --> 01:13:14,280 Don't be like this. 722 01:13:14,406 --> 01:13:16,491 Then why are you like this? 723 01:13:26,043 --> 01:13:27,835 Take your hand off me- 724 01:13:27,961 --> 01:13:29,295 Boss! 725 01:13:29,721 --> 01:13:31,272 What the hell are you doing? 726 01:13:31,298 --> 01:13:32,965 I was just out playing mah-jongg. 727 01:13:33,091 --> 01:13:36,844 Look at what you did to yourself? You look like a ghost. 728 01:13:36,970 --> 01:13:39,138 Have you no shame? You are such a disgrace. 729 01:13:39,464 --> 01:13:40,673 Hey, enough! 730 01:13:42,175 --> 01:13:44,952 Mui has the right to dress how she wants. 731 01:13:44,978 --> 01:13:47,271 Can't you respect that? 732 01:13:47,397 --> 01:13:50,024 - I think she looks very nice today. - Yes. 733 01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:52,318 - She looks great. - Don't be mean to her. 734 01:13:54,613 --> 01:13:57,698 I’ll yell at her if I want to. Who the hell are you guys? 735 01:13:58,659 --> 01:13:59,992 They are my friends. 736 01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,040 I agree with them completely. 737 01:14:09,002 --> 01:14:11,003 I think I look beautiful now. 738 01:14:12,297 --> 01:14:14,423 And I like the way I am. 739 01:14:16,468 --> 01:14:18,344 If you don't like it... 740 01:14:19,054 --> 01:14:20,846 you can simply go away. 741 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:24,850 Who do you think you're talking to? 742 01:14:26,144 --> 01:14:27,979 I’m talking to you. 743 01:14:29,022 --> 01:14:31,148 You are a mean and coldhearted boss. 744 01:14:31,275 --> 01:14:32,858 You're asking for it! 745 01:14:34,486 --> 01:14:37,363 How dare you hit me? 746 01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:49,208 I can't believe this. Who do you think you are? 747 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:55,298 I am who I am. I am Mui. 748 01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:58,184 I’m gonna tell your mother about this. 749 01:15:03,974 --> 01:15:05,516 Mui, well done! 750 01:15:05,642 --> 01:15:08,519 We were just joking earlier. Please forgive us. 751 01:15:08,645 --> 01:15:12,607 We weren't laughing at you, your sexy pose really was sexy. 752 01:15:16,570 --> 01:15:17,737 Really? 753 01:15:26,413 --> 01:15:27,955 Do you... 754 01:15:28,081 --> 01:15:30,333 like the way I look? 755 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:31,542 Well- 756 01:15:31,668 --> 01:15:35,046 You certainly have more confidence. 757 01:15:42,095 --> 01:15:44,013 I want to tell you something. 758 01:15:44,139 --> 01:15:45,806 What? 759 01:15:46,975 --> 01:15:48,351 I like you. 760 01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:50,594 I like you too. 761 01:15:53,357 --> 01:15:55,775 ls this love? 762 01:15:59,363 --> 01:16:01,155 You- 763 01:16:01,281 --> 01:16:02,782 You're joking. 764 01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:07,411 No. I’m serious. 765 01:16:08,413 --> 01:16:10,456 Absolutely not. This is not love. 766 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,296 We're friends forever. 767 01:16:18,715 --> 01:16:20,841 Don't you think we should be friends? 768 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:22,760 It's fine. 769 01:16:29,976 --> 01:16:34,647 So you'll still come see me? 770 01:16:35,932 --> 01:16:38,417 I can still fix your shoes. 771 01:16:38,643 --> 01:16:42,354 No, thanks. I can buy new ones. 772 01:16:42,823 --> 01:16:45,533 Things have changed. 773 01:16:45,659 --> 01:16:48,285 I have to think about the future. 774 01:16:57,003 --> 01:16:58,879 Don't be like this. 775 01:16:59,923 --> 01:17:02,007 You're crying. 776 01:17:03,677 --> 01:17:05,511 Don't be that way. 777 01:17:17,607 --> 01:17:19,400 I understand. 778 01:17:20,819 --> 01:17:22,153 Sorry. 779 01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:28,993 - Congratulations! - Sit with us. 780 01:17:29,119 --> 01:17:30,578 Cheers! 781 01:17:38,545 --> 01:17:40,629 If we win this, we'll go to the finals. 782 01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:41,839 To the finals! 783 01:17:41,965 --> 01:17:44,883 - But don't underestimate our opponent. - Underestimate our opponent! 784 01:17:48,346 --> 01:17:51,265 You don't have a chance. 785 01:17:51,591 --> 01:17:53,592 We haven't lost all year. 786 01:18:02,819 --> 01:18:04,361 How'd they do that? 787 01:18:04,488 --> 01:18:06,197 It must be special effects. 788 01:19:25,819 --> 01:19:28,279 - Good morning, Hung. - Good morning. 789 01:19:28,405 --> 01:19:29,864 Come here. 790 01:19:29,990 --> 01:19:32,283 You're a lucky guy. 791 01:19:32,409 --> 01:19:34,368 You're lucky to coach such a great team. 792 01:19:34,494 --> 01:19:35,411 Thank you. 793 01:19:35,537 --> 01:19:38,998 lron Head and lron Shirt is practiced as performance art on the street. 794 01:19:39,124 --> 01:19:41,090 It's amusing to see your team use kung fu 795 01:19:41,091 --> 01:19:43,102 to play soccer and make it to the finals. 796 01:19:43,128 --> 01:19:45,045 You did a good job. 797 01:19:45,371 --> 01:19:46,789 Don't waste our time. 798 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:51,343 If you forfeit the game, you can join my Evil Team. 799 01:19:53,179 --> 01:19:56,223 It's not a bad cheque this time. 800 01:19:56,349 --> 01:19:59,018 You can get the money before you sign the deal. 801 01:19:59,853 --> 01:20:01,478 That's a lot of money. 802 01:20:01,605 --> 01:20:03,564 Enough to retire. 803 01:20:03,690 --> 01:20:06,650 Of course. We're like brothers. 804 01:20:06,776 --> 01:20:09,904 Thank you. But I don't think I can accept it. 805 01:20:10,989 --> 01:20:13,824 What? Do you think I’m trying to trick you? 806 01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:16,844 I think you've put a great team together. 807 01:20:16,870 --> 01:20:18,787 I’d like you to come work for me. 808 01:20:18,914 --> 01:20:20,706 Don't get upset. 809 01:20:20,832 --> 01:20:23,500 Think about your future. Forget about our past, okay? 810 01:20:24,419 --> 01:20:27,421 Hung, I’m not mad at you anymore. 811 01:20:28,089 --> 01:20:32,217 I know it was all my fault. I can't blame anyone else. 812 01:20:33,970 --> 01:20:35,596 You're lying. 813 01:20:35,722 --> 01:20:38,557 I know you too well. You're too greedy to pass this up. 814 01:20:41,353 --> 01:20:42,937 You're right. 815 01:20:43,688 --> 01:20:46,607 I am greedy. My team is greedy too. 816 01:20:46,733 --> 01:20:49,234 But we don't care about the money. 817 01:20:49,661 --> 01:20:51,578 We care about the championship. 818 01:20:52,656 --> 01:20:54,406 See you on the soccer field. 819 01:21:28,942 --> 01:21:30,609 Pull over. 820 01:21:36,282 --> 01:21:38,617 - Mui! - She's dead! 821 01:21:39,285 --> 01:21:40,553 How? 822 01:21:41,621 --> 01:21:43,998 - I killed her! - lmpossible! 823 01:21:44,124 --> 01:21:47,751 Mui is a kung fu master. You could never hurt her. 824 01:21:48,277 --> 01:21:49,920 What do you want? 825 01:21:50,346 --> 01:21:51,914 Revenge! 826 01:21:52,882 --> 01:21:55,092 Come on. It was only a joke. 827 01:21:55,218 --> 01:21:57,803 She's still alive. She just doesn't work here anymore. 828 01:21:58,888 --> 01:22:00,281 Why not? 829 01:22:00,807 --> 01:22:03,559 Well, we're famous for our sweet steamed buns... 830 01:22:03,685 --> 01:22:06,645 and Mui made the sweetest ones of all. 831 01:22:06,771 --> 01:22:10,691 But now they're salty and bitter. She was ruining my business. 832 01:22:11,017 --> 01:22:12,309 There was salt in them? 833 01:22:12,435 --> 01:22:13,961 Yes. 834 01:22:13,987 --> 01:22:16,280 Now is there anything else I can do for you, sir? 835 01:22:20,118 --> 01:22:22,119 No thanks. 836 01:23:26,643 --> 01:23:27,935 Hey! 837 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:30,395 We've got a game to play! 838 01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:12,206 Will Team Evil score a lot of goals today? 839 01:25:12,332 --> 01:25:14,875 Scoring goals is not the only way to win. 840 01:25:16,085 --> 01:25:18,170 But make no mistake, we will win. 841 01:27:56,545 --> 01:27:57,837 No way! 842 01:28:02,285 --> 01:28:04,869 Those American drugs work better than I expected. 843 01:28:26,359 --> 01:28:28,443 Actually, the referee, linesman... 844 01:28:28,569 --> 01:28:32,364 soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee... 845 01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:35,909 all stand on my side. How can they possibly beat me? 846 01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:12,312 No problem! 847 01:29:14,157 --> 01:29:15,740 - You rule! - Good job! 848 01:29:16,409 --> 01:29:17,451 You the man! 849 01:30:17,102 --> 01:30:20,739 Throw-in? Are you crazy? 850 01:30:20,765 --> 01:30:23,683 How can you call that a throw-in? 851 01:30:23,809 --> 01:30:26,311 Hung, are you here to fight or play soccer? 852 01:30:27,063 --> 01:30:29,481 I should break their legs like I broke yours! 853 01:30:29,607 --> 01:30:32,275 Then you'd have a whole team of cripples! 854 01:30:32,401 --> 01:30:35,987 Cripples! Cripples! At least you'd have company. 855 01:30:38,908 --> 01:30:41,117 I’m sorry. I should take a break. 856 01:30:41,544 --> 01:30:44,012 It's okay. Your body may leave the field... 857 01:30:44,038 --> 01:30:46,540 but your spirit will stay behind. 858 01:31:03,808 --> 01:31:06,017 Get ready! It's my turn. 859 01:31:24,954 --> 01:31:26,329 Small Brother! 860 01:32:03,034 --> 01:32:05,910 Wake up! The clock already ran out. 861 01:32:12,918 --> 01:32:15,462 It's only halftime. Their team is already badly injured. 862 01:32:15,588 --> 01:32:17,647 They won't be able to play the second half. Go home! 863 01:32:17,673 --> 01:32:19,433 You won't be able to finish the game. 864 01:32:19,459 --> 01:32:20,876 Boring. 865 01:32:21,102 --> 01:32:23,395 I’ll dance to provide some entertainment. 866 01:32:23,721 --> 01:32:26,723 No, you're not going to dance. I am! 867 01:32:31,854 --> 01:32:33,271 I’ve had enough. 868 01:32:49,664 --> 01:32:51,289 Break it up! 869 01:32:53,334 --> 01:32:55,335 You want me to eject someone? 870 01:32:56,295 --> 01:32:58,213 Who did that? 871 01:32:58,339 --> 01:32:59,881 Did anyone see? 872 01:33:01,133 --> 01:33:03,009 I’d like to see you do that to my face! 873 01:33:03,886 --> 01:33:05,178 Gently. 874 01:33:05,304 --> 01:33:08,014 What kind of kung fu was that?! 875 01:33:08,140 --> 01:33:11,559 I can't take much more! 876 01:33:12,687 --> 01:33:15,647 I knew they would play dirty. 877 01:33:15,773 --> 01:33:17,691 I just didn't think they would play this dirty. 878 01:33:17,817 --> 01:33:19,567 They've never been this good. 879 01:33:19,694 --> 01:33:21,861 They must be cheating. 880 01:33:21,987 --> 01:33:23,530 Call the police. 881 01:33:23,656 --> 01:33:26,199 We just have to play harder. 882 01:33:26,325 --> 01:33:27,742 We can still win this! 883 01:33:27,868 --> 01:33:29,828 I forgot. I left the oven on! 884 01:33:29,954 --> 01:33:32,872 My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby. 885 01:33:33,198 --> 01:33:36,392 Can't she wait until the game's over? 886 01:33:36,419 --> 01:33:38,153 But they're killing us! 887 01:33:38,179 --> 01:33:39,971 Please. I’m begging you. 888 01:33:40,297 --> 01:33:43,800 - I’m begging you too. - Wait. Wait! 889 01:33:45,511 --> 01:33:48,513 Calm down. 890 01:33:48,639 --> 01:33:50,098 Calm down! 891 01:33:51,642 --> 01:33:54,477 He's right! 892 01:33:55,062 --> 01:33:58,273 We must pull together. 893 01:33:58,941 --> 01:34:00,734 We only have eight players left. 894 01:34:00,860 --> 01:34:04,779 If one more is injured, we have to forfeit. 895 01:34:04,905 --> 01:34:07,866 We'll have to show these guys that we can block their killer kicks! 896 01:34:07,992 --> 01:34:10,744 That's easy for you to say. You try blocking one of them. 897 01:34:10,870 --> 01:34:12,871 What are you talking about? 898 01:34:13,789 --> 01:34:15,248 Calm down. 899 01:34:15,374 --> 01:34:18,168 Calm down! 900 01:34:18,294 --> 01:34:20,044 Shut up. 901 01:34:26,385 --> 01:34:28,428 I wonder if I can block them. 902 01:34:44,862 --> 01:34:46,446 Shaolin Barricade Shield! 903 01:34:49,742 --> 01:34:50,950 Barricade? 904 01:34:55,538 --> 01:34:56,814 They can't even block one kick! 905 01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:00,043 - Are you okay? - I’m fine. 906 01:35:39,750 --> 01:35:41,751 Chun, it's Tin. 907 01:35:43,546 --> 01:35:48,132 I’ve kept this secret for 20 years. 908 01:35:48,259 --> 01:35:51,094 I love you. 909 01:36:37,141 --> 01:36:38,892 Are we playing too dirty? 910 01:36:39,018 --> 01:36:41,936 - I don't think so. - Really? 911 01:36:42,062 --> 01:36:43,855 Play even dirtier! 912 01:37:16,580 --> 01:37:18,489 Brothers! Go! 913 01:37:19,558 --> 01:37:20,433 What? 914 01:37:24,146 --> 01:37:26,189 Look out! 915 01:37:52,466 --> 01:37:53,758 Get it! 916 01:37:56,845 --> 01:37:58,096 I don't believe it. 917 01:38:23,831 --> 01:38:26,082 Get up! If you're injured, you forfeit! 918 01:38:27,167 --> 01:38:29,669 You're right. I’m fine. 919 01:38:35,075 --> 01:38:37,560 The game's almost over! Use the special attack! 920 01:38:38,086 --> 01:38:39,337 Special attack? 921 01:39:11,336 --> 01:39:15,882 That's it. They're out of players. We won! 922 01:39:22,139 --> 01:39:25,558 Team Shaolin, I only see seven players. 923 01:39:25,984 --> 01:39:29,495 If you don't have a substitute, you'll forfeit the game. 924 01:39:29,521 --> 01:39:31,522 Those are the rules. 925 01:39:37,029 --> 01:39:39,030 Any substitutes? 926 01:39:40,365 --> 01:39:42,742 Congratulations! 927 01:39:45,370 --> 01:39:46,463 I’m here. 928 01:39:47,889 --> 01:39:49,499 I’m their substitute. 929 01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:51,626 I’m a goalie. 930 01:39:57,674 --> 01:39:59,550 Why do you look like E.T.? 931 01:40:00,552 --> 01:40:03,221 You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes. 932 01:40:03,547 --> 01:40:04,714 What are you doing here? 933 01:40:05,140 --> 01:40:06,490 I want to help. 934 01:40:06,717 --> 01:40:08,067 How can you help? 935 01:40:08,093 --> 01:40:10,786 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 936 01:40:11,113 --> 01:40:13,164 I really want to help. Trust me. 937 01:40:13,190 --> 01:40:15,608 - Let me try. - No way! 938 01:40:15,734 --> 01:40:18,945 Look. You can't play in those. 939 01:40:21,073 --> 01:40:22,740 Put these on. 940 01:41:08,078 --> 01:41:09,912 The other side. 941 01:41:22,050 --> 01:41:22,917 Go! 942 01:41:23,443 --> 01:41:24,602 All right! 943 01:41:40,068 --> 01:41:41,185 Watch out! 944 01:43:49,781 --> 01:43:54,493 What happened? 945 01:43:54,619 --> 01:43:57,496 - Boss, watch out! - Don't touch me! 946 01:44:00,959 --> 01:44:06,130 Boss! 947 01:45:31,716 --> 01:45:36,220 "Shaolin Team wins the championship." 948 01:45:38,432 --> 01:45:40,891 "Evil Team's drug use leads to permanent suspension." 949 01:45:41,017 --> 01:45:43,352 "Coach Hung sentenced to five years in jail." 950 01:46:58,970 --> 01:47:00,471 Wait. 951 01:47:00,597 --> 01:47:02,932 Stop the bus. 952 01:47:27,666 --> 01:47:30,834 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 953 01:47:31,711 --> 01:47:34,129 I’m talking about thousands of dollars. 954 01:47:34,256 --> 01:47:37,049 You're a bunch of losers- 955 01:47:37,175 --> 01:47:39,051 Don't laugh. 956 01:47:39,177 --> 01:47:41,303 The grand prize is a lot of money. 957 01:47:45,225 --> 01:47:46,934 I can't get it out. 958 01:47:47,060 --> 01:47:50,062 I’m a postgraduate student. 959 01:47:50,188 --> 01:47:52,106 Postgraduate student? 960 01:47:52,232 --> 01:47:53,315 Let's start over. 961 01:47:53,441 --> 01:47:56,694 I’m a postgraduate student. 962 01:47:58,321 --> 01:48:00,364 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 963 01:48:01,032 --> 01:48:02,074 Are you mad? 964 01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:04,702 No, I’m not mad. 965 01:48:10,875 --> 01:48:13,043 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 966 01:48:13,878 --> 01:48:15,045 Are you mad? 967 01:48:15,171 --> 01:48:17,172 - I’m not mad. - Then- 968 01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:28,934 I am begging you. 969 01:48:29,060 --> 01:48:31,729 Don't do this. 970 01:48:32,731 --> 01:48:34,982 You have to help me. 971 01:48:35,108 --> 01:48:37,109 Please, don't! 972 01:48:39,654 --> 01:48:41,572 It's great 973 01:48:41,698 --> 01:48:43,866 I don't know the lyrics. Sorry. 974 01:48:46,411 --> 01:48:48,078 Don't you dare! 975 01:48:54,210 --> 01:48:56,712 - They're just janitors. - They're still our- 976 01:48:59,007 --> 01:49:01,967 I heard you have amazing legs. 977 01:49:04,220 --> 01:49:05,054 Cut! 978 01:49:05,180 --> 01:49:09,975 This is a crescent wrench. It's for screwing- 979 01:49:10,101 --> 01:49:11,977 - Are you sure? - You're so sick. 980 01:49:12,103 --> 01:49:14,772 My team is greedy too. 981 01:49:14,898 --> 01:49:17,483 But we don't care about this plane ticket- 982 01:49:17,609 --> 01:49:19,318 Plane ticket? Are you going somewhere? 983 01:49:43,426 --> 01:49:46,762 Chun, it's Tin. 984 01:49:47,514 --> 01:49:51,475 I’ve kept this secret for 20 years. 985 01:49:51,601 --> 01:49:54,186 I love you. 986 01:49:54,312 --> 01:49:56,772 This is not Chun. This is Kung. 987 01:49:56,898 --> 01:49:58,941 Sorry, Kung. 988 01:49:59,067 --> 01:50:02,069 Please tell your wife what I just told you.