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LUCY: <i>They say that by the end
of your first semester in med school,</i>

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<i>it's already obvious
what kind of doctor you'll end up being.</i>

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- Him.
- TURK: Who, Trang?

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COX: Yep.
TURK: Man.

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Small hands, great with the ladies.
OB/GYN.

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No, more like a shopping mall
pretzel vendor. Next.

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TURK: Maybe emergency medicine.

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- Nope. Paediatrics.
- There it is.

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- What's up?
- COX: Hello.

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Hi.

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TURK: Man, you're so lucky
to have someone like Drew.

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I wish I could find a stud wannabe
surgeon to take under my wing.

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I've been making a play
for this guy right here, Clint,

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but he's too cool and aloof.

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- See you in class, Dr Turk.
- Not if I see you first! Ha!

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We gonna kick it.

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He's going to think I'm lame.

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You are lame.

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All right then, listen up, murderers.

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As you know, we are approaching
the end of the semester.

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The Ceremony of Thanks
is quickly approaching.

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That's where you publicly thank
the friends and families

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of the cadavers
you've been dissecting this semester.

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It's actually a pretty sweet deal
for them.

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After their loved ones are stripped
for parts like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage,

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we treat them to some free cold cuts

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and a chance to listen to you
regurgitate some trite quotes

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about their family members' sacrifice
that you found on the Internet.

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Oh! Yeah. Heads up
to all you white people out there.

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Reciting a Maya Angelou poem
in an old black lady's voice?

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Not cool, okay?

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Cole, talking to you. Talking to you.

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What are you cooking?
I can smell it from next door.

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It's a wild mushroom and shrimp risotto
I learned to make

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while working at a hostel in Naples.

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- Risotto. It's gay for rice, right?
- Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken.

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- Hey, should we get married today?
- What?

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We've been dating for four months.
I mean, it's pretty good, right?

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Let's stop screwing around
and just get it over with. Who cares?

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Okay, obviously, your diet
of power bars and boxed wine

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has scrambled your brain.

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We got a great thing going here,
you know? Why mess with it?

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Yeah, you're probably right.
(LAUGHING) It was just an idea.

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(LAUGHING) Okay.

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Let's make a baby instead.

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(LAUGHING) I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

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I'm on my birth control, I think.

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Yeah.

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How great is this cadaver ceremony
going to be?

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We have to start planning what
we're going to do for you-know-who.

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You know he can't actually hear you.
He is a corpse.

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I am just excited to honour his memory.

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I don't see what the big deal is.

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People die in third-world countries
all the time and no one cares.

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Since when did you become
so political?

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Since my boy, Trent,
went on a surf vacation to El Salvador

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and got a tattoo infection.

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He had to die with a partial mermaid
on his shoulder.

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It just looked like a regular stupid lady.
Where was his ceremony?

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Am I the only one that cares
about doing something nice for Ben?

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- Lucy, it's not that we don't care.
- I actually do not care.

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It's just that, with the semester ending,
we all have a lot on our plate,

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and the cadaver ceremony
didn't make the top of the list.

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Guys, just do me a favour, okay?

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Come up with one thing that's
important to you about Ben. That's it.

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Could be a poem or
a lightly choreographed dance number.

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Don't be afraid to go modern.
I think Ben would appreciate it.

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Fine. Or you could just bring
some pretzels or something.

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Well, Cole, everything looks great.

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Two weeks out, the wound's healed.

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Test results came back clean.
Your cancer's gone.

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It's so crazy.

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You know, I've always known
that a surgeon might hook me up

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with some sweet calf implants
or a robot arm.

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Mmm.

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But I never thought
one would save my life.

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Not going to lie,
surgeons are pretty awesome.

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Hey, Dr T, do you believe in fate?

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You know, like the stuff they talk about
during the boring parts of <i>Lost?</i>

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Well, I was thinking
that maybe I got cancer for a reason.

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Like somebody up there is telling me
that I'm supposed to be a surgeon.

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Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon.

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Now, just a second there, Gandhi.

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You've been looking for a protégé and
the good Lord answered your prayers.

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Dr T, I would kill to be your protégé.

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You don't want
to be a surgeon, Cole, okay?

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It's boring and it sucks.

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It's the complete opposite
of a waterslide.

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Dr Turk is right. You'd hate it.

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All the blood and guts,
it's like an amazing horror movie.

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I love horror movies.

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Sure, but you'd have to wear
a mask like a ninja.

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And who wants to do that?

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Last Halloween, I was a slutty ninja.

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Oh! This is going to be awesome!

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I'm more sure
about wanting to be a surgeon

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than I've ever been
about anything, ever.

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Okay, I gotta go
update my Facebook status,

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but then I'm going to come back
and I'm going to start shadowing you,

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and I'm never going to leave your side.

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(LAUGHING)

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- You're happy, aren't you?
- I don't know about happy,

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but darn it all,
I feel alive for the first time,

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and that's nice, so nice.

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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All right, I am so excited to see
what we've all written about Ben.

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Pass them up.

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Really? Nothing?

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Thank you, Drew.

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This is a receipt for a pair of pants.

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Yeah. Well, I didn't want
to leave you hanging.

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And I'm going to need that back.

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I'm probably
going to return those pants.

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They were skinny jeans
and I couldn't pull them off.

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Literally took me, like, an hour
to pull them off.

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Guys, we've gotta come up
with something good.

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The other groups are way ahead of us.

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(DRUM BEATING RHYTHMICALLY)

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They think they're so bad-ass
just 'cause Ron had a vestigial tail

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and spinal meningitis.

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Ben could have had that tail.
He's just not a show-off like Ron.

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Cole, you're all up under me.
You need to back up, all right?

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I mean, you smell great,

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but I don't think I should know that
about you.

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Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Dr T.

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It's just I'm so psyched
about this surgery thing.

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I already know what I'm going to call
my surgical practise, "Cole Cutz."

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- With a "Z"?
- That's right.

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Man, you gotta knock
before you enter Cole's brain.

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Okay. Well, why don't you go upstairs
and get me some stuff?

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- Yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff?
- Everything that's up there.

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- Done.
- All right.

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Dude.

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Don't worry about Cole, all right?
He never sticks with anything.

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He said he was going to learn
a new bone in the body every day,

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until he figured out that the penis
wasn't actually one of them and quit.

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Hmm.

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Just be tough on him. He'll bail.

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So, you want to be a surgeon, huh?

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Well, then you need to understand
that it's not about glamour or money

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or even making
a great mix CD for the OR.

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Surgery is long, tedious and boring.

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I get it. Like episodes of <i>Entourage</i>
that revolve around Turtle.

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Sometimes you have to stand
totally still

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and stay completely lasered in,

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even if it means just holding this clamp
because this clamp right here,

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this clamp could keep someone alive.

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That's what you're going to practise
right now.

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- You think you can handle it?
- I'll stay here as long as it takes.

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I'll even cancel my 5:30
at the tanning salon.

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Cole, you had skin cancer,
like, yesterday.

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Just hold the damn clamp.

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What the...

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DREW: There you are.
Can you believe this?

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Apparently, there was water damage
in the wall or something.

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Yeah, I heard about that.

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Some guy upstairs
cracks his head open in the shower,

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lies there for four hours,
and we gotta pay the price.

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You think they'll be able to fix it?

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It could be kind of cool, right?

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I mean, instead of my crappy room
and your crappy room,

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we could have one giant crappy suite.

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I mean, it'd be kind of
like we're living together, you know?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's exactly what it'd be like.

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Exactly. Exactly like that.

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Exactly.

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LUCY:
<i>I was really excited</i>

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<i>because I'd done
a bunch of research about Ben's life,</i>

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<i>and I couldn't wait
to share it with the group.</i>

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Cole, did you know Ben was president

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of the Association
for Independent Dry Cleaners

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for the mid-Atlantic region
from 1973 to 1976?

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Woman! Can't you see I'm in surgery?

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Uh... No. Can other people see that?

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Look, I'm sorry,
I don't have time for this.

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Go bother Drew.

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Okay, now,
I know you're not excited about Ben,

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but would it change things at all

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if I told you that he had
a time-share in Myrtle Beach?

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Wow! So, he got to spend
two weeks a year, one of them off-peak,

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in South Carolina's third most popular
vacation destination?

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- Game-changer.
- DENISE: Heads up.

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Oh.

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So, you're bringing
some of your stuff in. Good.

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Yeah, I'm just going to keep this
on your bed for a while

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since we always sleep in mine anyway.

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And until they fix the hole,
I figure this area could kind of be like

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a den / hangout /
place where we have dirty sex

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on top of my hockey equipment.

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Honey, Lucy's here.

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I'm sorry, I should clarify.
The sex is actually pretty vanilla.

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It's the hockey equipment that's dirty.

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God, I am liking this.

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- Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
- I'll be back in a jiff.

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Okay.

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I don't like this at all.
I like things clean and simple.

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Everything I own is in that box.

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A hat, some ramen and a car battery?
Don't you have personal things?

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Had that car battery a long time.

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Cole, I totally forgot about you.
Have you been standing here all day?

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I don't know.
I can't read old-people clocks.

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And you haven't moved once,
not even to pee?

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No. I learned a trick at keggers when
there's a long line at the bathroom.

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Let a little out, let it dry.
Little out, let it dry.

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Didn't I say that he has what it takes
to be a surgeon?

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Beyond the blind sense of entitlement
and complete lack of human empathy,

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there's the empty-headed
concentration,

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the unjustifiable arrogance
and the sheer willingness

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to stand in one place
and wet yourself like a zoo elephant.

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That's awe-inspiring stuff.

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Thank you, Dr C.
I proved myself, right?

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- So, let's go open a brother up.
- First of all, why it gotta be a brother?

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And second of all, a surgeon has to
have a delicate touch and steady hand.

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Now, I want you to take these tweezers

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and remove the fortune from this cookie
without breaking it.

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I can do that. Check out these brows.

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I know my way around
a pair of tweezies.

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Is it bright? Is it bright? Is it too bright?

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Lots of distractions in surgery.
Blood everywhere.

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And out of nowhere,
there could come a noise

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to just break your concentration.

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(DRUM BEATING)

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A drum line in the OR? What?

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- Done.
- Hmm?

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Somebody snare me.

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(DRUM BEATING)

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TURK: I want you to imagine
these bears were in a horrible accident,

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like a bus crash.

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And before you ask, no, I don't know
why the bears were on a bus.

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Maybe they're super-smart government
bears on their way to fight terrorism.

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Anyway, all you need to do is sew
one of these bad boys up before me,

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and I'll know you have the skills
to be a surgeon.

234
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,667
- Are we clear?
- As a vodka-tonic.

235
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,834
I'm really disappointed in you guys.

236
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:48,959
All you had to do was write
one measly, little line about Ben,

237
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and you couldn't handle that.
What are we going to do about this?

238
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,250
We're not going to do anything.
We gotta bounce.

239
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,083
- Maya's treating me to dinner.
- Yeah.

240
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,500
- It's Vietnamese Valentine's Day.
- (WHISPERING) It's not real.

241
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,250
DREW: Yeah, I gotta go, too.

242
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,834
I gotta figure out what I'm going to do
about the giant hole in my wall.

243
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:07,291
Sadly, that's not a metaphor.

244
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,750
Stop! You guys,
we've only been here one semester

245
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,458
and we're already becoming jaded.

246
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:17,792
Before Ben was our homework,
he was a real human being with a job

247
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:21,500
and a wife and a son, Eric,
who's going to be here tomorrow.

248
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Fine. I'll do it myself.

249
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:29,291
LUCY: <i>Saying how you feel
can be tricky.</i>

250
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,500
<i>Some people will do anything
to hide their true emotions...</i>

251
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,458
What's the big surprise?

252
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,750
Oh.

253
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,583
- A curtain.
- Yeah.

254
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:43,834
I put this in
so we can maintain our separate zones.

255
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,000
What if I want to come see my stuff?

256
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,375
That's the best part.
It's all back in your closet.

257
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:55,125
So, cool. We're good.
What do you want to do tonight?

258
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,333
Want to get married? Ha-ha.

259
00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,792
Remember that?

260
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:05,208
<i>...while others have no problem telling
you exactly what's on their mind.</i>

261
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,667
- Done!
- I'm not even close.

262
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:14,375
Man, that bear's in bad shape.
That's sad, Cole.

263
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:17,375
Looks like being a surgeon
is just not for you.

264
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:24,875
<i>And sometimes you're so excited
to tell someone your feelings...</i>

265
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,625
Excuse me.
Are you Ben Coleman's son?

266
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,875
- Yeah.
- Hi, I'm Lucy Bennett.

267
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,333
We worked with your father
in our anatomy class.

268
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And I'm sort of in charge
of our group's tribute to him.

269
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,667
And I just wanted to know if there's
anything you wanted us to include.

270
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:44,458
<i>...that you never consider
they might not feel the same way.</i>

271
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,250
Well, how about
that he was a miserable, horrible dad,

272
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,875
who pretty much ruined my childhood,

273
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:52,000
and I'm only here
to see him put in the ground?

274
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,542
I guess I could work that in.

275
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,375
LUCY: <i>Over the next 20 minutes,</i>

276
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,583
<i>Eric regaled me with
horrible stories about Ben.</i>

277
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,709
He was never around when I was a kid.

278
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,083
He cheated on my mom.

279
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,291
He didn't call me for 20 years.

280
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:12,667
Okay, but you gotta admit
he was an excellent bowler.

281
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:18,166
I found a photo from when he rolled
that perfect game on June 16, 1976.

282
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:21,250
So, that's where he was
on my seventh birthday.

283
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,333
<i>Balls.</i>

284
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,458
Dr Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this ceremony. I had this whole...

285
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,792
(EXCLAIMING)

286
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:29,917
No sitting.

287
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:33,417
Can't you see I'm reading
a very important chart here?

288
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,667
A British tabloid?

289
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,667
This chart functions as my shield

290
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,250
to protect me
from those who would annoy me.

291
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,166
- Hey, Dr C.
- Shield on.

292
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,208
See what you've done?

293
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:49,834
You have destroyed
the shield-like power of my chart.

294
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:53,834
I guess starting tomorrow
I'll be shadowing you again.

295
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,041
I decided
that surgery's not really my thing.

296
00:14:57,041 --> 00:15:01,417
No, no.
You are supposed to be with Dr Turk.

297
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,709
Where is Dr Turk?

298
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,583
Gandhu, step away from
the pizza pastry, would you, please?

299
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,667
Yeah, but the chemicals taste better
when it's hot, so...

300
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:14,208
Fair enough. I've come to clear up
a point of confusion.

301
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,625
This is what a protégé should look like.

302
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,792
It is an empty vessel
that I'm filling with knowledge.

303
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,375
I also get to hold stuff.

304
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,500
Cole didn't have what it takes, all right?
We surgeons are an elite crew.

305
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,208
Really? Say, Todd, do me a favour.

306
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,125
Would you tell me
what that wonderful new invention is

307
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,291
you've been working on?

308
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,542
It's a series of erotic novelty wines.

309
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:36,458
Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk,
Teeny-Weeny Peni Grigio.

310
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:40,083
Patent-pending five. Drink up, boys.

311
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,834
Yes, indeedy, sweetie.

312
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:45,000
You surgeons truly are
the chosen ones.

313
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Come on, he wasn't even serious
about it. I bet he's already moved on.

314
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,875
Actually, he hasn't. He's still practising.

315
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:53,917
(GASPS)

316
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,583
I can fix it.

317
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,875
And the worst part is I had to stay
in that room for 17 horse funerals.

318
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:10,375
Okay, so young Cole may not be
an ideal protégé.

319
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,041
He may not even be an ideal human.

320
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:16,542
Nevertheless, you don't get to pick
who needs you as a mentor.

321
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,542
Do you realise, for the last eight years,

322
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,875
I've been saddled
with a whiny, clingy lady-man

323
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,333
whose very life force
was dependent on hugs?

324
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,750
And now, of course,
I have young Drew.

325
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:31,083
And although he may be filled
with a bubbling rage

326
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,542
that I fear cannot be contained
very much longer,

327
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,875
at least he doesn't need me
to hold his hand

328
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,959
when he speaks of love
and his true feelings.

329
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,583
The point is
we don't always get to choose

330
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,709
who deserves and who wants our help.
That's it.

331
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,333
Why you gotta always ruin
pastry time?

332
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,250
Perfectly good pastry.

333
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,500
- Dr Cox, can I ask you something?
- Yes.

334
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,500
When you're in love,
how do you set aside your fears

335
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,625
so that you can just dive in
and follow your heart?

336
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,834
Oh, dear God, Drew, not you.

337
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:14,417
It's happening again.
It's happening again.

338
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:24,000
Ben, I am very upset with you.
You tricked me.

339
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,667
All old and cute on the outside
and horrible and cruel on the inside.

340
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,959
I was planning
an amazing tribute for you,

341
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:36,750
stories and poems
and a dozen purple balloons

342
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,959
to signify a cluster of grapes.

343
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,333
Well, now I'm going to pop them

344
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,583
so they look like raisins, nature's
saddest fruit, all shrivelled and dry.

345
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,125
Hey. Stop being weird.

346
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,834
I'm trying to eat my sandwich
around some corpses.

347
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:55,458
- Why are you eating lunch in here?
- Why are you yelling at a dead guy?

348
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,542
See, we all got a lot of questions.

349
00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:01,166
I'm yelling at Ben because I made
this really beautiful tribute for him,

350
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,041
and it turns out he was a jerk.

351
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,333
- So? Did he have all his parts?
- Yeah.

352
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,875
Were you able
to slice through his tendons,

353
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,083
sift through his lower intestines
and study the anatomy

354
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:13,041
- of his right hepatic flexure?
- Yes.

355
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,625
Then he was exactly
who he was supposed to be.

356
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,000
Who cares if he was a jerk in real life?

357
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,333
LUCY: <i>You have to learn to adjust</i>

358
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,625
<i>when your expectations
don't match the reality,</i>

359
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:26,166
<i>whether it's about the present state
of a relationship...</i>

360
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:30,542
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking down the curtain.

361
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,583
Sorry I was such a jerk.

362
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,375
It's just sometimes
the tiniest changes terrify me,

363
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,625
and I just need a little time
to process things,

364
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,792
but eventually I come around.

365
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,291
Is this a sledgehammer?

366
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,709
Is what a sledgehammer?

367
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,917
This sledgehammer.

368
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,000
You're the one
who put the hole in the wall.

369
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,208
I may have.

370
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,625
Look, I mean,
room and board is expensive.

371
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,792
I think that we should live together
next year.

372
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,834
So, this was my way
of easing you into it, you know,

373
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,458
getting you comfortable with the idea.

374
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,750
I'm curious to see whether it worked.

375
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:23,208
- This is where you say...
- I'm in love with a sociopath?

376
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,250
Wrong. Yes or no.

377
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,125
I mean, it's your life. Sort of.

378
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,000
Yes.

379
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,375
<i>...or your expectations
about a person's future.</i>

380
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,417
Hey, Cole, you got a sec?

381
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,667
Listen, I've been thinking about it
and, amazingly enough,

382
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,583
the same things
that make you a complete douche

383
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,458
also give you the potential
to be a good surgeon.

384
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,834
So, it'd be an honour to teach you,

385
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,667
if that's something you really want.

386
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,417
It might be the first thing
I've ever really wanted.

387
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,667
Don't get all mushy, all right?

388
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,917
<i>Or even your expectations
about somebody's past.</i>

389
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,917
<i>I met Ben
on my first day of med school</i>

390
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:15,542
<i>at a moment when I wasn't really sure
if I would make it.</i>

391
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,333
<i>But the truth is,
I didn't really know Ben.</i>

392
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:24,792
<i>In life, I'm sure he had his faults,
but in death, he did great things.</i>

393
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,333
<i>He brought us together
and helped us realise</i>

394
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,792
<i>that we couldn't do it all on our own.</i>

395
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:34,417
<i>He gave us the confidence
to believe in ourselves.</i>

396
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:39,667
<i>And he gave his body
so that we could become doctors.</i>

397
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,375
<i>And for that, we thank him.</i>

398
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,709
(DRUM BEATING RHYTHMICALLY)

399
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,083
<i>Oh! Come on!</i>

400
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:03,333
Hey, Clint. So, what you got planned
this weekend?

401
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,000
- Just going to see the Eels.
- Really?

402
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,166
You're a member of the aquarium, too?
Those annual fees are so worth it.

403
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,542
My daughters and I,
we love the sea turtles.

404
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,000
They're slow in the body,
but fast in the mind, right?

405
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,583
Lightning fast!

406
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:19,166
Yeah, I was actually talking
about the band, the Eels.

407
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,375
Oh!

408
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,709
Rock music!

409
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,417
Rock... What am I doing?