1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,542 (Lucy) They say that by the end of your first semester in med school, 2 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:06,166 it's already obvious what kind of doctor you'll end up being. 3 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:07,083 (Cox) Him. 4 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:08,583 - (Turk) Who Trang? - (Cox) Yep. 5 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:12,125 (Turk) Oh, man. Small hands, great with the ladies, OBGYN. 6 00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:15,667 No, more like a shopping mall pretzel vendor. Next. 7 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:18,041 Maybe emergency medicine. 8 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:22,041 Nope! Pediatrics. 9 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,542 - There it is. - What's up? 10 00:00:23,542 --> 00:00:25,166 - Hello. - Hey. 11 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:27,834 Man, you're so lucky to have someone like Drew. 12 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:31,917 I wish I could find a stud-wannabe surgeon to take under my wing. 13 00:00:31,917 --> 00:00:34,000 I've been making a play for this guy right here Clint, 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,417 but he's too cool and aloof. 15 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:40,208 - See you in class. Dr. Turk. - Not if I see you first! Ha! 16 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,083 We gonna kick it! 17 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:47,959 - He's gonna think I'm lame. - You are lame. 18 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,625 All right, then. Listen up, murderers. 19 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:53,625 As you know, we are approaching the end of the semester. 20 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:55,834 The ceremony of thanks is quickly approaching. 21 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:58,250 That's where you publicly thank the friends and families 22 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:01,083 of the cadavers you've been dissecting this semester. 23 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,875 It's actually a pretty sweet deal for them. 24 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:04,917 After their loved ones are stripped for parts 25 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:09,166 like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage, we treat them to some free cold cuts 26 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,667 and a chance to listen to you regurgitate some trite quotes 27 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:16,208 about their family members' sacrifice that you found on the Internet. 28 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:19,583 Oh, yeah. Heads up to all you white people out there. 29 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:24,917 Reciting a Maya Angelou poem in an old black lady's voice, not cool, okay? 30 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,166 Cole, I'm talking to you. 31 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,208 Talking to you. 32 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:29,333 (door opens) 33 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:31,583 What are you cooking? I can smell it from next door. 34 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:34,083 It's a wild mushroom and shrimp Risotto 35 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,083 I learned to make while working at a hostel in Naples. 36 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,583 Risotto, that's gay for rice, right? 37 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,291 Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken. 38 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,208 Hey, should we get married today? 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 - What? - We've been dating for four months. 40 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,583 I mean, it's pretty good, right? 41 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:51,709 Let's stop screwing around and just get it over with. Who cares? 42 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:55,750 Okay, obviously your diet of power bars and boxed wine has scrambled your brain. 43 00:01:56,667 --> 00:02:00,041 We got as great thing going here, you know? 44 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:00,959 Why mess with it? 45 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:03,667 Yeah, you're probably right. It was just an idea. 46 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,667 - Okay. (chuckles) - (chuckles) 47 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,917 Let's make a baby instead. 48 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:10,458 (laughs) I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 49 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:13,667 I'm on my birth control, I think. 50 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:16,875 Yeah. 51 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:21,959 How great is this cadaver ceremony gonna be? 52 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,750 We have to start planning what we're gonna do for 53 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:24,792 (whispers) you know who. 54 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:26,709 You know, he can't actually hear you. He is a corpse. 55 00:02:26,709 --> 00:02:29,458 (normal voice) I am just excited to honor his memory. 56 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,458 I don't see what the big deal is. 57 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,125 People die in third world countries all the time, and no one cares. 58 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,291 Since when did you become so political? 59 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:39,375 Since my boy Trent went on a surf vacation to El Salvador 60 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,875 and got a tattoo infection. 61 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,333 He had to die with a partial mermaid on his shoulder. 62 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,625 It just looked like a regular stupid lady. 63 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:47,083 Where was his ceremony? 64 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:50,125 Am I the only one that cares about doing something nice for Ben? 65 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,000 Lucy, it's not that we don't care. 66 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,750 I actually do not care. 67 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:56,458 It's just that with the semester ending, we all have a lot on our plate, 68 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:59,166 and the cadaver ceremony didn't make the top of the list. 69 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,625 Guys, just do me a favor, okay? 70 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:04,792 Come up with one thing that's important to you about Ben. That's it. 71 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:09,375 It could be a poem or a lightly choreographed dance number. 72 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:12,000 Don't be afraid to go modern. I think Ben would appreciate it. 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,750 (scoffs) Fine. Or you could just bring some pretzels or something. 74 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:19,375 Well, Cole, everything looks great. 75 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:21,250 Two weeks out, the wound's healed. 76 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,875 Test results came back clean. Your cancer's gone. 77 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:26,125 That is so crazy. 78 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,333 You know, I've always known that a surgeon might hook me up 79 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,166 with some sweet calf implants or a robot arm. 80 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,375 But I never thought one would save my life. 81 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:35,542 I'm not gonna lie. Surgeons are pretty awesome. 82 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:38,166 Hey, Dr. T., do you believe in fate? 83 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:41,750 You know, like, the stuff they talk about during the boring parts of "lost"? 84 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:44,291 Well, I was thinking that maybe I got cancer for a reason. 85 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:47,834 Like somebody up there is telling me that I'm supposed to be a surgeon! 86 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:50,083 Oh, Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon. 87 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:51,917 Now just a second there, Gandhi. 88 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:55,250 You've been looking for a protégé, and the good lord answered your prayers. 89 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:58,041 Oh, Dr. T., I would kill to be your protégé! 90 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:02,542 You don't want to be a surgeon, Cole. Okay? It's boring and it sucks. 91 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,583 It's the complete opposite of a waterslide! 92 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:06,208 Dr. Turk is right. 93 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:11,291 You'd hate it, all the blood and guts. It's like an amazing horror movie. 94 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,166 I love horror movies! 95 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,041 Well, sure, but you'd have to wear a mask like a ninja, 96 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,375 and who wants to do that? 97 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:21,250 (laughs) Last Halloween I was a slutty ninja. 98 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,291 Oh, this is gonna be awesome! 99 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:24,875 I'm more sure about wanting to be a surgeon 100 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,083 than I've ever been about anything ever. 101 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,667 Okay. I gotta go update my Facebook status. 102 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:31,917 But then I'm gonna come back, and I'm gonna start shadowing you, 103 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,333 and I'm never gonna leave your side. 104 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:36,792 (laughs) 105 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:39,792 - You're happy, aren't you? - I don't know about happy, 106 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:43,417 but darn it all, I feel alive for the first time. 107 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,875 And that's nice. 108 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,917 So nice. 109 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:51,917 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 110 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:58,667 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 111 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,625 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 112 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:06,000 All right. I am so excited to see what we've all written about Ben. 113 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,041 Pass them up. 114 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,500 Really? Nothing? 115 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,166 Ah. Thank you, Drew. 116 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,291 (paper crinkles) 117 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,625 This is a receipt for a pair of pants. 118 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:20,458 Yeah, well, I didn't want to leave you hanging, and I'm gonna need that back. 119 00:05:20,542 --> 00:05:22,041 I'm probably gonna return those pants. 120 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,917 They were skinny jeans, and I couldn't pull them off. 121 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,583 Literally took me like an hour to pull them off. 122 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,458 Guys, we've gotta come up with something good. 123 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,458 The other groups are way ahead of us. 124 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:41,333 They think they're so badass 125 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:45,291 just 'cause Ron had a vestigial tail and spinal meningitis. 126 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:49,542 Ben could have had that tail. He's just not a show-off like Ron. 127 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:51,750 (elevator bell dings) 128 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,500 Cole, you're all up under me. You need to back up, all right? 129 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,208 I mean, you smell great, but I don't think I should know that about you. 130 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,375 Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Dr. T. 131 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:02,709 It's just, I'm so psyched about this surgery thing. 132 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:06,834 I already know what I'm gonna call my surgical practice, "Cole Cutz." 133 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,750 - With a "z"? - That's right! 134 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,792 - (chuckles) - Man, 135 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:13,250 you gotta knock before you enter Cole's brain. 136 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:16,125 Okay. Well, why don't you go upstairs and get me some stuff? 137 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,583 - Yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff? - Everything that's up there. 138 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,417 Done! All right. 139 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:24,750 - Dude! - Don't worry about Cole, all right? 140 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:26,083 He never sticks with anything. 141 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:28,166 He said he was gonna learn a new bone in the body every day 142 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:31,709 until he figured out that the penis wasn't actually one of them and quit. 143 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:34,625 Just be tough on him. He'll bail. 144 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:39,041 So you want to be a surgeon, huh? 145 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:42,166 Well, then you need to understand that it's not about glamour or money 146 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,917 or even making a great mix CD for the O.R. 147 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:47,583 Surgery is long, tedious and boring. 148 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:51,500 Oh, I get it, like episodes of "Entourage" that revolve around turtle. 149 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:56,125 Sometimes you have to stand totally still and stay completely lasered in, 150 00:06:56,125 --> 00:07:00,000 even if it means just holding this clamp, because this clamp right here, 151 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 this clamp could keep someone alive. 152 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,333 That's what you're gonna practice right now. 153 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:06,166 - (creak) - You think you can handle it? 154 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,792 I'll stay here as long as it takes. 155 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,375 I'll even cancel my 5:30 at the tanning salon. 156 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:13,709 Cole, you had skin cancer, like, yesterday! Just hold the damn clamp. 157 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:19,625 What the... 158 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:22,375 Oh, there you are. Can you believe this? 159 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,375 Apparently, there's water damage in the wall or something. 160 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:27,125 Yeah, I heard about that. 161 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:29,500 Some guy upstairs cracks his head open in the shower, 162 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,208 lies there for four hours, and we gotta pay the price. 163 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,000 You think they'll be able to fix it? 164 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,250 Could be kinda cool, right? 165 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:41,083 I mean, instead of my crappy room and your crappy room, 166 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:43,333 we could have one giant crappy suite. 167 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,709 I mean, it'd be kind of like we're living together, yeah? 168 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,458 Yeah. 169 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,542 Yeah, that's exactly what it'd be like. 170 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:54,709 Exactly. 171 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:59,166 Exactly like that. Exactly. 172 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:04,291 (Lucy) I was really excited, because I'd done a bunch of research 173 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,000 about Ben's life, and I couldn't wait to share it with the group. 174 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,917 Cole, did you know Ben was president 175 00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:11,834 of the association for independent dry cleaners 176 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:15,291 for the mid-Atlantic region from 1973 to 1976? 177 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:18,208 Woman, can't you see I'm in surgery? 178 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:20,750 No. 179 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,291 Can other people see that? 180 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,917 Look, I'm sorry. I don't have time for this. 181 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:25,834 Go bother Drew. 182 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:29,291 (grunts) 183 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,208 Okay, now I know you're not excited about Ben, 184 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,291 but would it change things at all if I told you 185 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:36,709 - that he had a time-share in myrtle beach? - Wow! 186 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:39,583 So he got to spend two weeks a year, one of them off-peak, 187 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:42,667 in south Carolina's third most popular vacation destination? 188 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:44,625 Ho, ho! Game-changer. 189 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:47,125 - Heads up. - Oh! 190 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:51,041 So you're bringing some of your stuff in. Good. 191 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:53,750 Yeah, I'm just gonna keep this on your bed for a while, 192 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,542 since we always sleep in mine anyway. 193 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:56,625 And until they fix the hole, 194 00:08:56,709 --> 00:09:00,583 I figured this area could kind of be like a den/hangout/place 195 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,625 where we have dirty sex on top of my hockey equipment. 196 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,250 Oh, honey, Lucy's here. 197 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,667 Oh, I'm sorry. I should clarify. 198 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,375 The sex is actually pretty vanilla. 199 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,750 It's the hockey equipment that's dirty. 200 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:15,125 - God, I am liking this. - Yeah! Yeah, me too. 201 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:17,166 - I'll be back in a jiff. - Okay. 202 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:21,417 I don't like this at all. I like things clean and simple. 203 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,500 Everything I own is in that box. 204 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,500 A hat, some ramen and a car battery? 205 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,458 - Don't you have personal things? - I've had that car battery a long time. 206 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,458 (sighs) 207 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:38,250 Cole? I totally forgot about you. 208 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,792 Have you been standing here all day? 209 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:43,250 I don't know. I can't read old people clocks. 210 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,625 And you haven't moved once, not even to pee? 211 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,417 Nope. I learned a trick at keggers. 212 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:48,875 When there's a long line at the bathroom, 213 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:53,208 let a little out, let it dry. Little out, let it dry. 214 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:57,250 Didn't I say that he has what it takes to be a surgeon? 215 00:09:57,250 --> 00:10:01,041 Beyond the blind sense of entitlement and complete lack of human empathy, 216 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:05,583 there's the empty-headed concentration, the unjustifiable arrogance 217 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:09,166 and the sheer willingness to stand in one place 218 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:13,041 and wet yourself like a zoo elephant. 219 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,834 That's awe-inspiring stuff. 220 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:16,875 Thank you, Dr. C.! 221 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:20,250 I've proved myself, right? So let's go open a brother up! 222 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,291 First of all, why it gotta be a brother? 223 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:28,125 And second of all, a surgeon has to have a delicate touch and steady hand. 224 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,500 Now I want you to take these tweezers 225 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,375 and remove the fortune from this cookie without breaking it. 226 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:36,166 I can do that. Check out these brows. 227 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,583 I know my way around a pair of tweezies, mm! 228 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:44,625 Is that bright? Huh? Is it bright? Is it too bright? 229 00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,542 Lots of distractions in surgery. 230 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:49,750 Blood everywhere... ooh! 231 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:52,166 And out of nowhere, there could come a noise 232 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,458 to just break your concentration! 233 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 A drum line in the O.R.! 234 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,250 What? 235 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,792 - Done. - Mm? 236 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,125 Somebody snare me. 237 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:21,208 I want you to imagine these bears were in a horrible accident 238 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,583 like a bus crash, and before you ask, 239 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,959 no, I don't know why the bears were on a bus. 240 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:30,041 Maybe they're super smart government bears on their way to fight terrorism. 241 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:35,041 Anyway, all you need to do is sew one of these bad boys up before me, 242 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:37,166 and I'll know you have the skills to be a surgeon. 243 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,500 - Are we clear? - As a vodka tonic. 244 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:45,792 I'm really disappointed in you guys. 245 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:49,000 All you had to do was write one measly little line about Ben, 246 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,959 and you couldn't handle that. What are we gonna do about this? 247 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:54,250 We're not gonna do anything. We gotta bounce. 248 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:57,709 - Maya's treating me to dinner. - Yeah. It's Vietnamese Valentine's day. 249 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,959 (whispers) It's not real. 250 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,208 Yeah, I gotta go too. 251 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:04,875 I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do about the giant hole in my wall. 252 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,083 Sadly, that's not a metaphor. 253 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:10,667 Stop! You guys, we've only been here one semester, 254 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,542 and we're already becoming jaded. 255 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:16,542 Before Ben was our homework, he was a real human being 256 00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:21,500 with a job and a wife and a son Eric, who's gonna be here tomorrow. 257 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,959 Fine. 258 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,417 I'll do it myself. 259 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,959 (Lucy) Saying how you feel can be tricky. 260 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,542 Some people will do anything to hide their true emotions... 261 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,125 What's the big surprise? 262 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,709 Oh. Curtain. 263 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:44,667 Yeah. I put this in so we can maintain our separate zones. 264 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,125 What if I want to come see my stuff? 265 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:49,667 That's the best part. It's all back in your closet. 266 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,750 So, cool. We're good. 267 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:56,208 What do you want to do tonight? 268 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,166 Want to get married? Ha-ha. Remember that? 269 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:06,375 (Lucy) while others have no problem telling you exactly what's on their mind. 270 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:09,542 - (falsetto voice) Done! - Wow. I'm not even close. 271 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:12,417 (normal voice) Oh, man. That bear's in bad shape. 272 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,166 That's sad, Cole. 273 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,500 Looks like being a surgeon's just not for you. 274 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,583 (Lucy) and sometimes you're so excited to tell someone your feelings... 275 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:29,834 - Excuse me. Are you Ben Coleman's son? - Yeah. 276 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,792 Hi. I'm Lucy Bennett. 277 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:34,208 We worked with your father in our anatomy class, 278 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:37,250 and I'm sort of in charge of our group's tribute to him. 279 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,625 And I just want to know if there's anything you wanted us to include. 280 00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:44,333 (Lucy) that you never consider they might not feel the same way. 281 00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:47,333 Well, how about that he was a miserable, horrible dad 282 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,917 who pretty much ruined my childhood, 283 00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,083 and I'm only here to see him put in the ground? 284 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,750 I guess I could work that in. 285 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,375 (Lucy) Over the next 20 minutes, Eric regaled me 286 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,542 with horrible stories about Ben. 287 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:05,333 He was never around when I was a kid. He cheated on my mom. 288 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,709 He didn't call me for 20 years. 289 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:12,834 Okay, but you gotta admit he was an excellent bowler. 290 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:17,083 I found a photo from when he rolled that perfect game on June 16, 1976. 291 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,291 So that's where he was on my 7th birthday. 292 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,625 (Lucy) Oh, balls. 293 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:27,166 Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do about this ceremony. 294 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,875 - I had this whole-- - Da-da-da-da-da-da. No sitting. 295 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,375 Can't you see I'm reading a very important chart here? 296 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,458 A British tabloid? 297 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,709 This chart functions as my shield 298 00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:41,166 to protect me from those who would annoy me. 299 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,417 - Hey, Dr. C. - Shield on. 300 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,166 Oh. See what you've done? 301 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,750 You have destroyed the shield like power of my chart. 302 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:49,792 (thud) 303 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:53,917 I guess starting tomorrow I'll be shadowing you again. 304 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,041 I decided that surgery is not really my thing. 305 00:14:57,125 --> 00:15:01,291 No, no. You are supposed to be with Dr. Turk. 306 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,792 Where is Dr. Turk? 307 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:07,333 Oh, Gandhu, step away from the pizza pastry, would you please? 308 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,834 Yeah, but the chemicals taste better when it's hot, so... 309 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,208 Fair enough. I've come to clear up a point of confusion. 310 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,542 This is what a protégé should look like. 311 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,792 It is an empty vessel that I'm filling with knowledge. 312 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,333 I also get to hold stuff. 313 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,792 Cole didn't have what it takes, all right? 314 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,083 - We surgeons are an elite crew. - Really? 315 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,208 Say, Todd, do me a favor. 316 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:30,125 Would you tell me what that wonderful new invention is you've been working on? 317 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,458 It's a series of erotic novelty wines, 318 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:36,333 Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk, Teeny-Weeny Peeny Grigio. 319 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,875 Patent pending five. Drink up, boys. 320 00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,750 Yes, indeedy, sweetie. 321 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:44,792 You surgeons truly are the chosen ones. 322 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,500 Come on. He wasn't even serious about it. 323 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,875 I bet he's already moved on. 324 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:51,208 Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing. 325 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,834 (gasps) 326 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:57,166 (suspenseful music playing) 327 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,500 I can fix it. 328 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:04,792 And the worst part is, I had to stay in that room for 17 horse funerals. 329 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:10,417 Okay, so young Cole may not be an ideal protégé. 330 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,000 He may not even be an ideal human. 331 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,458 Nevertheless, you don't get to pick who needs you as a mentor. 332 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,458 Do you realize, for the last eight years 333 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,875 I've been saddled with a whiny, clingy lady-man 334 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:25,375 whose very life force was dependent on hugs? 335 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,834 Now, of course, I have young Drew, 336 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:31,083 and although he may be filled with a bubbling rage 337 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,542 that I fear cannot be contained very much longer, 338 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,792 at least he doesn't need me to hold his hand 339 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,041 when he speaks of love and his true feelings. 340 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,125 The point is, 341 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:44,166 we don't always get to choose who deserves and who wants our help. 342 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,208 That's it. 343 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,834 Why you gotta always ruin pastry time? 344 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,959 Perfectly good pastry. 345 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,417 - Dr. Cox, can I ask you something? - Yes? 346 00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:03,500 When you're in love, how do you set aside your fears 347 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,041 so that you can just dive in and follow your heart? 348 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,917 Oh, dear God, Drew. Not you. 349 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:15,166 It's happening again. It's happening again. 350 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:18,750 (switch clicks) 351 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:19,792 Ben? 352 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:24,041 I am very upset with you. You tricked me, 353 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:29,750 all old and cute on the outside and horrible and cruel on the inside. 354 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:33,083 I was planning an amazing tribute for you, 355 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:38,834 stories and poems and a dozen purple balloons to signify a cluster of grapes. 356 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,208 Well, now I'm gonna pop them 357 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:46,500 so they look like raisins, nature's saddest fruit, all shriveled and dry. 358 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,834 Hey. Stop being weird. 359 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,458 I'm trying to eat my sandwich around some corpses. 360 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,417 Why are you eating lunch in here? 361 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,375 Why are you yelling at a dead guy? 362 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,208 See? We all got a lot of questions. 363 00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:01,166 I'm yelling at Ben because I made this really beautiful tribute for him, 364 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,667 and it turns out he was a jerk. 365 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:06,333 - So? Did he have all his parts? - Yeah. 366 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:09,208 Were you able to slice through his tendons, soft through his lower intestines 367 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,291 and study the anatomy of his right hepatic flexure? 368 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,000 Yes. 369 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,709 Then he was exactly who he was supposed to be. 370 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,458 Who cares if he was a jerk in real life? 371 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,333 (Lucy) You have to learn to adjust 372 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,542 when your expectations don't match the reality. 373 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:26,208 Whether it's about the present state of a relationship... 374 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,709 What are you doing? 375 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:32,625 I'm taking down the curtain. Sorry I was such a jerk. 376 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,500 It's just sometimes the tiniest changes terrify me, 377 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,041 and I just need a little time to process things. 378 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,125 But eventually, I come around. 379 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:43,041 ♪ In the morning and everything was gone ♪ 380 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,792 Is this a sledgehammer? 381 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,291 Is what a sledgehammer? 382 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:51,041 ♪ Dead in the hallway ♪ 383 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,500 This sledgehammer. 384 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,000 ♪ Oh, come on, sun, why must I burn ♪ 385 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,583 You're the one who put the hole in the wall. 386 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,500 I may have. 387 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,458 Look, I mean, room and board is expensive. 388 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,041 I think that we should live together next year. 389 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,875 So this was my way of easing you into it, you know? 390 00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:12,834 Getting you comfortable with the idea. 391 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,667 I'm curious to see whether it worked. 392 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,250 This is where you say... 393 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,166 I'm in love with a sociopath? 394 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,291 Wrong. Yes or no. I mean, it's your life. Sort of. 395 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:32,875 - (thud) -♪ But I lived and I learned ♪ 396 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:33,834 Yes. 397 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:37,166 ♪ Yes, I lived and I learned ♪ 398 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:41,417 (Lucy) Or your expectations about a person's future... 399 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,417 Hey, Cole, you got a sec? 400 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,583 Listen, I've been thinking about it, and amazingly enough, 401 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,583 the same things that make you a complete douche 402 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,208 also give you the potential to be a good surgeon, 403 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:57,709 so it'd be an honor to teach you, if that's something you really want. 404 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,834 It might be the first thing I've ever really wanted. 405 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,834 - Don't get all mushy, all right? - (laughs) 406 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,875 (Lucy) ...or even your expectations about somebody's past. 407 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,834 (Lucy) (voice amplified) I met Ben on my first day of med school 408 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:15,458 at a moment when I wasn't really sure if I would make it. 409 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:19,083 But the truth is, I didn't really know Ben. 410 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:25,583 In life, I'm sure he had his faults, but in death, he did great things. 411 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,166 He brought us together and helped us realize 412 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,000 that we couldn't do it all on our own. 413 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,542 He gave us the confidence to believe in ourselves... 414 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:40,166 and he gave his body so that we could become doctors. 415 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,458 And for that, we thank him. 416 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,083 (drumbeats) 417 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,417 Oh, come on! 418 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,333 Hey, Clint, so, what you got planned this weekend? 419 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,375 Just going to see the Eels. 420 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,542 Oh, really? You're a member of the aquarium too? 421 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:09,000 Those annual fees are so worth it. 422 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,417 My daughters and I, we love the sea turtles. 423 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,959 They're slow in the body but fast in the mind, right? 424 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,583 Lightning fast! (chuckles) 425 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:19,208 Yeah, I was actually talking about the band, the Eels. 426 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:25,667 Oh. Rock music! Rock... what am I doing?