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NORMALLY I WOULDN'T
WASTE MY TIME

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MEETING WITH A COLLEGE FRESHMAN
GROVELING FOR AN INTERNSHIP.

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WELL, THANK YOU,
MISS KAHN. BITTERMAN!

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YEAH, CHIEF?

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WHERE'S THAT PIECE
ON SENATOR JENNINGS?

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I-I-I'M TYPING IT UP.

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I DON'T SEE YOUR FINGERS MOVING.

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20 MINUTES, OR THEY'LL BE
TWIDDLING OVER THE WANT ADS.

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OF COURSE, CHIEF.

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WHERE WAS I?

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THE INTERNSHIP. OH,
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

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YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

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WHAT?

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WELL, THEN... WHY AM I HERE?

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CURIOSITY.

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IT'S THE BACKBONE OF
ANY DECENT REPORTER.

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HAVE YOU GOT BACKBONE, SULLIVAN?

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YEAH, I...

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YOU HAD A COLUMN HERE A
COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, DIDN'T YOU?

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WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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WELL, THAT IS QUITE
AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

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TO HAVE YOUR OWN BY-LINE

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WHEN YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
STILL IN DIAPERS.

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I MEAN, A LOT OF REPORTERS...

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WELL, REAL REPORTERS...
WORK FOR YEARS STRUGGLING

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BEFORE THEY CAN GET
THAT KIND OF A CHANCE.

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I JUST WANTED TO MEET THE
KID THAT COULD PULL THAT OFF.

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THANKS.

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OH, WELL, DON'T THANK
ME. THANK LIONEL LUTHOR.

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HE'S THE ONE WHO ARM-TWISTED
THE OLD CHIEF EDITOR

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INTO DROPPING YOUR JUVENILE
PABLUM INTO THIS PAPER.

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I DIDN'T ASK LIONEL TO DO THAT.

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WELL, YOU DIDN'T SAY
"NO" EITHER, DID YOU?

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THEN YOU MUST HAVE DONE
SOMETHING TO PISS LIONEL OFF

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BECAUSE HE GOT YOU FIRED.

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I REMEMBER THAT DAY.

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I BELIEVE WE HAD CAKE.

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MISS KAHN, I DON'T EXPECT TO
BE GIVEN A COLUMN LIKE LAST TIME.

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I'M WILLING TO START
FROM THE BOTTOM

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AND WORK MY WAY UP WITHOUT
ANY HELP OR ARM-TWISTING.

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ALL I WANT IS THE
OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE MYSELF.

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BEING A PART OF THIS WORLD,

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WORKING AT THE
DAILY PLANET, IT'S...

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IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM.

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WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO WAKE UP
SOMETIME, DON'T WE, SULLIVAN?

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BY THE WAY, WE DON'T VALIDATE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, MISS KAHN?

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I KNOW YOU MAY BE
EDITOR IN CHIEF NOW,

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BUT EVEN YOU HAD
TO START SOMEWHERE,

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AND I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE
UP UNTIL I GET THE SAME CHANCE.

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I STARTED BY BEING A
DAMN GOOD REPORTER.

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YOU WANT A BREAK?

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BRING ME A STORY.

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Chloe: OKAY, LET'S
STOP FOR A SECOND.

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IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL, I
WAS COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT.

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PAULINE KAHN HAD THROWN
DOWN THE GAUNTLET.

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THE WOMAN HAD TWO PULITZERS.

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I HAD A HIGH-SCHOOL SERVICE
PLAQUE AND ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA

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WHERE MY BIG STORY
WAS GOING TO COME FROM.

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LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT
10 CITY BLOCKS AWAY,

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IT WAS ABOUT TO
BITE ME IN THE ASS...

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WELL, MORE LIKE THE NECK,
BUT WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER.

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WELCOME TO THE
TRI-PSI SORORITY HOUSE.

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I THINK THAT'S GREEK FOR
"BIMBOS, BIKINIS, AND BEER."

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

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PIZZA PIZZA, DELIVERED
IN 28 MINUTES, PIPING...

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HOT.

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OH, MY GOD, WE ARE SO STARVING.

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MMM, LET'S EAT IN THE JACUZZI.

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[ BOTH GIGGLING ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

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I, UH... I REALLY SHOULD
BE GETTING BACK TO WORK.

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OH... MNH-MNH. CAN'T
YOU STAY AND PLAY?

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JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT?

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WELL, MAYBE JUST FOR A MINUTE.

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WHAT ABOUT YOUR PIZZA?

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YOU TASTE SO MUCH
BETTER THAN PEPPERONI.

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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AHHH!

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AHHH! AHH!

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♫ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♫

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♫ LET YOUR WARM HANDS
BREAK RIGHT THROUGH ♫

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♫ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♫

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♫ I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT ♫

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♫ JUST STAY ♫

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♫ STAY WITH ME ♫

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♫ STAY ♫

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♫ COME ON ♫

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♫ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♫

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♫ JUST STAY WITH ME ♫

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♫ I'VE MADE THIS WHOLE
WORLD SHINE FOR YOU ♫

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♫ STAY ♫

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♫ COME ON ♫

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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Clark: TELEGRAM.

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HEY.

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CLARK, HI.

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I JUST WANTED TO... [ CHUCKLES ]

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COME BY AND SURPRISE MYSELF.

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WHAT'S ALL THIS?

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THIS IS ME PACKING.

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PACKING FOR WHAT?

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FOR COLLEGE.

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I, UH... I GOT LATE
ACCEPTANCE TO MET U.

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU APPLIED TO MET U.?

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BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
TO GET MY HOPES UP.

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I APPLIED SO LATE I DIDN'T
THINK I HAD ANY CHANCE.

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WITH YOUR GRADES, THEY'D
BE CRAZY NOT TO ACCEPT YOU.

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WELL, I GOT IN JUST
UNDER THE WIRE.

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THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY
DORM ROOMS LEFT ANYMORE.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO STAY?

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I CAN CRASH AT CHLOE'S,
BUT MAYBE I'll TRY A SORORITY.

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I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDS,

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BUT IT'S THE ONLY
HOUSING NEAR TO CAMPUS

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I HAVE ANY SHOT OF GETTING INTO.

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YOU KNOW, CENTRAL
KANSAS UNIVERSITY

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HAS PLENTY OF HOUSING
STILL AVAILABLE, AND...

120
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AND THEY HAVE YOU.

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BUT THEY DON'T HAVE
ANY OF THE COURSES

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THAT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN,

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ESPECIALLY ASTRONOMY.

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IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT BAD.

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WE'LL TALK TO EACH OTHER
ON THE PHONE ALL THE TIME.

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DON'T WORRY.

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NOTHING'S GOING TO
CHANGE BETWEEN US.

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WELCOME TO THE MOST
PRESTIGIOUS AND EXCLUSIVE SORORITY

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AT METROPOLIS UNIVERSITY.

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WE ARE THE RICHEST.
WE ARE THE PRETTIEST.

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WE ARE THE BEST.

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OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS, MANY
OF YOU WILL LEAVE DISAPPOINTED.

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BUT IF YOU'RE INSANELY
COOL AND VERY, VERY LUCKY,

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YOU MIGHT JUST BE
CHOSEN TO BE A TRI-PSI.

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AND IF THAT HAPPENS,
IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE...

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FOREVER.

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MEET BUFFY SANDERS,

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PRESIDENT OF THE
TRI-PSI SORORITY.

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BY THE WAY, I CHANGED THE
NAMES TO PROTECT THE VAPID.

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IN THE FINAL DAYS
OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE,

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WEALTH AND POWER

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WERE THE ONLY THINGS
THE EMPEROR COVETED.

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WHAT ABOUT THE
GOOD CITIZENS OF ROME?

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WHAT DID THEY DO?

145
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DID THEY RISE UP,

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BURN THEIR BRAS AND
THEIR DRAFT CARDS?

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NO.

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THEY WENT TO THE COLOSSEUM.

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THEY STOOD IDLE
WHILE AN EVIL MAN

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DESTROYED THEIR WORLD.

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IN YOUR LIFETIME,

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EACH OF YOU MAY BE FACED
WITH A SIMILAR SITUATION.

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THE QUESTION IS...

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WILL YOU LEAVE YOUR
FOOTPRINTS ON THE HISTORY OF TIME

155
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OR LET THEM BE WASHED AWAY

156
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BY THE TIDES OF
MORE POWERFUL MEN?

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MR. KENT... WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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ME? I, UM...

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LUTHORCORP PRACTICALLY OWNS
YOUR HOMETOWN OF SMALLVILLE.

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WHAT IF YOU FOUND
OUT THAT LEX LUTHOR,

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THE EMPEROR OF THE COMPANY,

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WAS A DANGEROUS,
UNSTABLE MEGALOMANIAC

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BENT ON DESTROYING YOUR WORLD?

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WOULD YOU HAVE THE
COURAGE TO TRY TO STOP HIM?

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I, UH... [ BELL RINGS ]

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READ CHAPTER THREE FOR MONDAY.

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THERE'LL BE A QUIZ
ON THE MATERIAL.

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INTERESTING LECTURE YOU'VE
BEEN GIVING, PROFESSOR.

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I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN TAKING NOTES.

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OH, JUST THE HIGHLIGHTS.

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YOU'VE BEEN PAINTING
ME AS THE POSTER CHILD

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FOR CORPORATE VILLAINY.

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SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAY
COME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO LIBEL.

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IT'S ONLY LIBEL
IF IT ISN'T TRUE.

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EVERYTHING I SAY
IN THIS CLASSROOM

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IS SUPPORTED BY MY RESEARCH.

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AND ME.

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YOU ARE A FASCINATING SUBJECT.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
FASCINATES ME, PROFESSOR?

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YOUR LECTURES HAVE
INCLUDED SPECULATION

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IN CERTAIN LUTHORCORP PROJECTS

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THAT AREN'T EVEN
PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE.

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I'M SORRY, BUT I
NEVER SPECULATE.

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THE STUDY OF HISTORY

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IS BUILT ON
METICULOUS RESEARCH...

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00:10:02,337 --> 00:10:04,956
EVEN BEFORE COMING
TO OBVIOUS CONCLUSIONS.

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00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,859
[ BRIEFCASE LOCKS SNAP ]

189
00:10:06,883 --> 00:10:11,362
AND WOULD ONE OF YOUR
RESEARCH SOURCES BE CLARK KENT?

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00:10:11,386 --> 00:10:13,865
I KNOW YOU HIRED HIM
AS YOUR ASSISTANT.

191
00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:18,801
NOW... WHY WOULD A
MAN OF YOUR STATURE

192
00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:21,273
BE SO CONCERNED WITH
THE COMINGS AND GOINGS

193
00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:24,275
OF A FRESHMAN FARM BOY?

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00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:27,438
IF YOU KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT ME, PROFESSOR,

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00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:30,542
I'M SURE YOU
REALIZE THAT I DONATE

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00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:33,814
A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF
FUNDING TO THIS UNIVERSITY.

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00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:36,918
THAT ALLOWS ME AN
UNUSUAL LEVEL OF ACCESS

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00:10:36,942 --> 00:10:38,549
TO THE DEAN AND THE
ACADEMIC REVIEW BOARD.

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00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:40,251
YEAH, I KNOW.

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00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:44,278
THE BUYING OF INFLUENCE IS
PART OF MY SECOND SEMESTER.

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00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:50,926
IF YOU HAVE A SECOND SEMESTER.

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00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,567
[ SIGHS ]

203
00:11:04,568 --> 00:11:06,576
YOU SHOULD ALL BE VERY PROUD.

204
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,851
THE FOUR OF YOU WERE
AMAZING DURING RUSH WEEK,

205
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,481
LIKE LITTLE DIAMONDS
IN THE ROUGH

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00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,923
JUST WAITING TO BE POLISHED.

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00:11:12,947 --> 00:11:15,485
BUT NOT EVERYONE
IS TRI-PSI MATERIAL.

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00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,888
IT'S SAD, BUT IT'S A FACT.

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00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:21,562
CAROL... BOBBY...

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00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:24,918
SUSAN, PLEASE STEP FORWARD.

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00:11:26,661 --> 00:11:28,592
THE THREE OF YOU
WERE REALLY GREAT!

212
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,442
BUT GREAT ISN'T
ENOUGH FOR A TRI-PSI.

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00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:34,445
A TRI-PSI HAS TO BE
EXCELLENT ALL OVER.

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00:11:34,469 --> 00:11:35,570
BYE, NOW.

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00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:41,512
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN THAT I'M IN?

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00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,984
LANA, COME ON. YOU'RE AMAZING.

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00:11:44,008 --> 00:11:46,986
OF COURSE WE WANT
YOU TO BE ONE OF US.

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00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,619
WOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

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00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:50,120
UM, THANK YOU.

220
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,962
BUT THERE IS JUST THIS
LITTLE INITIATION THING

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00:11:52,986 --> 00:11:54,488
THAT WE HAVE TO DO FIRST.

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00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,621
[ HISSES ]

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00:12:02,495 --> 00:12:04,033
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!

224
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,335
WE'RE TRI-PSIS.

225
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:07,561
WE'RE THE HOTTEST VAMPIRES EVER.

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00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:39,592
WELCOME TO THE SISTERHOOD.

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00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,077
NICE SHOT.

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00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,080
YOU JUST HAVE TO
KNOW THE ANGLES.

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THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN
LOOKING INTO MY PAST?

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COME ON, PROFESSOR.

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00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:59,658
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
INTERESTED IN HISTORY, ARE YOU?

232
00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:03,292
YOU DON'T STRIKE ME AS THAT
MUCH OF AN ACADEMIC TYPE.

233
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,692
WHAT'S THIS?

234
00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:06,634
I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN.

235
00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:09,298
I THOUGHT I'D SAVE
YOU SOME TIME.

236
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,669
THAT'S MY WHOLE LIFE IN THERE...

237
00:13:11,693 --> 00:13:15,102
EVERY RECORD, EVERY
ACHIEVEMENT, EVERY FAILURE,

238
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:17,706
ALL THE WAY BACK TO
THE DAY I WAS BORN.

239
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,731
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO
JUST SWALLOW ALL OF THIS?

240
00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:26,585
YOU WOULDN'T BE THE
GREAT LEX LUTHOR...

241
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,216
IF YOU DID.

242
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,082
NO, YOU'LL SPEND A FORTUNE
CHECKING AND RECHECKING...

243
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:36,293
CONVINCED WHAT YOU
BELIEVE MUST BE TRUE.

244
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,296
AND, UH...

245
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,629
WHAT IS IT I BELIEVE, PROFESSOR?

246
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:46,327
THAT EVERYONE IS HIDING
SECRETS AS DARK AS YOURS.

247
00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,339
HOW DID YOU GET THIS?

248
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,740
JUST USED MY BRAIN.

249
00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:56,183
IT'S AN INTERESTING
DOCUMENT, ISN'T IT?

250
00:13:56,207 --> 00:13:58,615
IT SEEMS TO INDICATE YOU'RE
USING FUNDING TO THE UNIVERSITY

251
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:02,344
TO CONDUCT QUESTIONABLE
LUTHORCORP EXPERIMENTS...

252
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:09,726
ON CAMPUS...

253
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,753
BUT OFF THE CORPORATE BOOKS.

254
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:22,740
I WONDER WHAT THE DEAN
WOULD THINK ABOUT THAT.

255
00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:24,264
[ CHUCKLES ]

256
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:29,777
NEVER START A
GAME YOU CAN'T WIN.

257
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:31,802
MR. LUTHOR.

258
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,058
FOLLOW HIM.

259
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,683
WITH PLEASURE, SIR.

260
00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,284
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

261
00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:19,125
I'M REDECORATING.

262
00:15:19,149 --> 00:15:21,397
KAREN, THIS IS MY
SIDE OF THE ROOM.

263
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,168
YEAH, BUT I'VE GOT
TO LOOK AT IT, OKAY?

264
00:15:23,192 --> 00:15:24,429
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.

265
00:15:24,453 --> 00:15:27,232
I DID NOT SPEND FOUR
YEARS OF HIGH-SCHOOL MISERY

266
00:15:27,256 --> 00:15:29,235
DREAMING ABOUT
COMING TO MET U...

267
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:31,177
FOR THIS, OKAY?

268
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,737
BUT I DIDN'T... NO, OKAY?

269
00:15:32,761 --> 00:15:35,335
AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE
SUBJECT OF ROOMMATE ETIQUETTE...

270
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,145
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL [
SPEAKING SPANISH ] OVER HERE

271
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:43,413
THIS ISN'T THE BETTY
FORD CLINIC, OKAY?

272
00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:45,914
I'M GONNA GO NOW.

273
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,182
I'D RATHER BE ROOMMATES
WITH A TWO-HEADED MONKEY.

274
00:15:56,384 --> 00:16:00,205
ALL RIGHT, LANA... RISE AND
SHINE, SLEEPING BEAUTY.

275
00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:00,866
UP AND AT 'EM.

276
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,437
[ GROANS ]

277
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,239
OKAY, FOR SOMEONE
WITH A KEEN WEIRD-DAR,

278
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,341
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID
NOT SEE THE SIGNS.

279
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,413
BUT I DEFY ANYONE TO
TELL THE DIFFERENCE

280
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:09,845
BETWEEN A NASCENT VAMPIRE

281
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,746
AND A FRESHMAN
GIRL WITH A HANGOVER.

282
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,347
DIDN'T YOU HAVE
CLASS THIS MORNING?

283
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:15,480
[ MUMBLING ]

284
00:16:15,504 --> 00:16:17,381
I MUST HAVE OVERSLEPT.

285
00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:19,183
WOW.

286
00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:21,226
FIRST OFFICIAL DAY ON CAMPUS,
AND YOU'RE ALREADY HUNG OVER.

287
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,888
MAYBE YOU REALLY
ARE SORORITY MATERIAL.

288
00:16:23,912 --> 00:16:25,384
[ CHUCKLES ]

289
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,193
IS LANA HERE?

290
00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:30,294
HEY.

291
00:16:30,318 --> 00:16:32,366
YEAH, WHAT'S LEFT OF HER.

292
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:35,399
PLEDGE PARTY... HIGHER
LEARNING AT ITS BEST.

293
00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:38,243
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE IF YOU
CAN BREATHE SOME LIFE INTO HER.

294
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,304
I'll BE AT THE LIBRARY,

295
00:16:40,328 --> 00:16:43,601
RESEARCHING WAYS
TO KILL MY ROOMMATE.

296
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,914
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

297
00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,516
ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT?

298
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,312
I GUESS.

299
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:59,192
IT'S ALL A LITTLE FUZZY.

300
00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:01,219
WELL, IT MUST HAVE
BEEN SOME PARTY.

301
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,532
I, UH, TRIED TO CALL YOU A FEW TIMES
LAST NIGHT AND AGAIN THIS MORNING.

302
00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:10,434
DID YOU GET ANY OF MY MESSAGES?

303
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,476
NO, I HAVEN'T CHECKED
MY VOICE MAIL YET.

304
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,601
SORRY.

305
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,465
LANA, ARE YOU OKAY?

306
00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:21,614
UH-HUH.

307
00:17:21,638 --> 00:17:25,573
I'M JUST... FEELING A BIT DEAD.

308
00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:28,976
[ SNIFFS ]

309
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:36,523
[ SNIFFS ]

310
00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,632
[ SNIFFS ]

311
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,635
GOD.

312
00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:44,967
YOU SMELL AMAZING.

313
00:17:44,991 --> 00:17:47,370
IS THAT NEW AFTERSHAVE?

314
00:17:47,394 --> 00:17:51,468
NO, IT'S JUST THE... THE USUAL.

315
00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:56,643
WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TRY SOMETHING UNUSUAL.

316
00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,547
LANA, I...

317
00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:04,857
SHUT UP, CLARK.
YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

318
00:18:04,881 --> 00:18:07,290
LANA... LANA...

319
00:18:07,314 --> 00:18:10,293
LANA, STOP. WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH YOU?

320
00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:12,395
WE'RE NOT IN HIGH
SCHOOL ANYMORE, CLARK.

321
00:18:12,419 --> 00:18:13,636
THINGS CHANGE.

322
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,937
I CAN SEE THAT.
WE'RE IN COLLEGE NOW.

323
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,040
LIVE A LITTLE... I PLAN TO.

324
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,472
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

325
00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:23,676
IT MEANS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

326
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,349
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ALL NEEDY AND INSECURE,

327
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,704
MAYBE WE NEED TO
RE-EVALUATE THIS RELATIONSHIP.

328
00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:55,907
YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING
YOUR HANDS ON THINGS

329
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:57,532
THAT AREN'T YOURS, PROFESSOR.

330
00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:04,440
ACTUALLY... IT IS MINE.

331
00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:09,474
[ GRUNTS ]

332
00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:19,585
[ GRUNTS ]

333
00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:38,478
I GOOGLED "VAMPIRES."

334
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:40,680
THEIR HISTORIC TRAITS
INCLUDE AVERSION TO SUNLIGHT,

335
00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,683
ELONGATED CANINES,

336
00:19:42,707 --> 00:19:45,426
AN INSATIABLE HUNGER
FOR HUMAN BLOOD...

337
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,628
OH, AND IMMORTALITY.

338
00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:49,560
POOR LANA'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

339
00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:51,715
ABOUT THE LAST ONE THE HARD WAY.

340
00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:55,735
WHOO-HOO!

341
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,497
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

342
00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:59,540
Buffy: LOOKS LIKE
WE PICKED A WINNER!

343
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,772
GOD, THIS IS SO MUCH
BETTER THAN SITTING AROUND

344
00:20:01,796 --> 00:20:05,976
LISTENING TO MY BOYFRIEND
WHINE ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.

345
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,978
YOU'RE A TRI-PSI NOW, LANA. WE
EAT BOYFRIENDS FOR BREAKFAST.

346
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:11,482
WELL, THEN... TO BREAKFAST!

347
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:14,083
[ LAUGHS ]

348
00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:15,985
MMM.

349
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:17,111
AHH.

350
00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:20,389
WHOA. [ LAUGHS ]

351
00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:23,562
MAYBE I SHOULD SLOW
DOWN A LITTLE BIT.

352
00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,594
WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?

353
00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:29,728
YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE NORMAL,
BORING PEOPLE ANYMORE, LANA.

354
00:20:29,752 --> 00:20:31,501
YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW.

355
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:34,504
AND WE DO THINGS A
LITTLE MORE EXCITING.

356
00:20:34,528 --> 00:20:35,804
LIKE WHAT?

357
00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:37,631
LIKE THIS.

358
00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:47,617
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

359
00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:48,642
[ GIGGLES ]

360
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,045
[ ALL GIGGLING ]

361
00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:56,656
OH... MY GOD. DID
YOU SEE HER FACE?

362
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,527
[ GASPS ] SHE WAS ALL LIKE...

363
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:00,129
"AAAAAH!" "AAAAAH!""AAAAAH!"

364
00:21:00,153 --> 00:21:02,655
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

365
00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:11,734
[ BONES CRUNCHING ]

366
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,068
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

367
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:23,651
[ NECK CRACKS ]

368
00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:25,807
OH. DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?

369
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,182
YOU GET TO LIVE FOREVER.

370
00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:33,586
COOL.

371
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,490
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

372
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:43,170
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH LANA,

373
00:21:43,194 --> 00:21:45,873
but I went over to the
sorority house today to say hi,

374
00:21:45,897 --> 00:21:48,106
AND ONE OF THE PRETTY,
PLASTIC PEOPLE TOLD ME

375
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:49,648
THAT SHE WAS STILL ASLEEP

376
00:21:49,672 --> 00:21:51,008
at 3:00 in the afternoon.

377
00:21:51,032 --> 00:21:53,681
I TRIED CALLING HER, TOO,
BUT SHE WON'T PICK UP.

378
00:21:53,705 --> 00:21:55,613
MAYBE SHE NEEDS A LITTLE SPACE.

379
00:21:55,637 --> 00:21:57,656
OR SOME SERIOUS DEPROGRAMMING.

380
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,187
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

381
00:21:59,211 --> 00:22:01,889
I'm pulling up some information
for a story I'm working on,

382
00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:03,891
AND I THINK THERE'S A LOT
MORE GOING ON AT THAT HOUSE

383
00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,622
THAN JUST PEDICURES
AND PILLOW FIGHTS.

384
00:22:05,646 --> 00:22:07,165
I THINK YOU BETTER
GET OVER HERE...

385
00:22:07,189 --> 00:22:08,726
[ WIND GUSTING ]

386
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,697
Clark: HEY.

387
00:22:10,721 --> 00:22:13,802
CLARK... WHAT DO YOU GOT?

388
00:22:13,826 --> 00:22:15,233
BESIDES A HEART ATTACK?

389
00:22:15,257 --> 00:22:18,937
OKAY, SIX YEARS AGO TRI-PSI
WAS JUST YOUR REGULAR SORORITY,

390
00:22:18,961 --> 00:22:21,708
AND THEN THEIR NEW
PRESIDENT TOOK OVER.

391
00:22:21,732 --> 00:22:22,810
BUFFY SANDERS.

392
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:24,242
YEAH.

393
00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,843
AFTER THAT, THEY BECAME THE
MOST EXCLUSIVE SORORITY AT MET U.

394
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,216
THEY GET MORE PLEDGES THAN
ANY GREEK SORORITY EVERY YEAR,

395
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,919
BUT THEY ONLY CHOOSE ONE
GIRL TO BE A PART OF TRI-PSI.

396
00:22:32,943 --> 00:22:34,190
LANA. YEAH.

397
00:22:34,214 --> 00:22:36,052
NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S A MEMBER FOR LIFE.

398
00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:39,657
ACCORDING TO THIS, EVER
SINCE BUFFY SANDERS TOOK OVER,

399
00:22:39,681 --> 00:22:42,258
NOT ONE TRI-PSI HAS
EVER LEFT THE SISTERHOOD.

400
00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:45,161
THINK THAT HAS TO DO WITH
THE WAY LANA'S BEEN ACTING?

401
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:48,960
I THINK THAT THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY THAT WE CAN BE SURE.

402
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,939
COSTUME PARTY?

403
00:22:52,963 --> 00:22:55,743
IT'S THE PERFECT COVER FOR US
TO GET IN THERE AND POKE AROUND.

404
00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:56,968
I HATE COSTUMES.

405
00:23:07,778 --> 00:23:08,956
INVITATION?

406
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:11,757
RIGHT, INVITATION.

407
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,232
I HAD ONE WHEN I WAS AT
THE NAIL SALON, AND THEN, UM...

408
00:23:15,256 --> 00:23:17,863
AND THEN, OF COURSE,
I WENT TO GET WAXED

409
00:23:17,887 --> 00:23:20,221
AND TO THE TANNING
BED, SO I, UM...

410
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,894
CARLOS, DO YOU
REMEMBER WHERE I PUT IT?

411
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:28,067
CARLOS.

412
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:31,276
NO.

413
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,232
NO, I DON'T.

414
00:23:34,934 --> 00:23:38,337
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LET
YOU IN WITHOUT AN INVITATION.

415
00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:46,817
BUT I WON'T TELL IF
YOU DON'T... CARLOS.

416
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,349
GREAT. OKAY, WELL...

417
00:23:56,355 --> 00:23:58,133
LET'S GO, CARLOS.

418
00:23:58,157 --> 00:23:59,259
SORRY.

419
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:09,344
SO, UH, CARLOS, HUH?

420
00:24:09,368 --> 00:24:10,946
STARTS WITH A "C."

421
00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:13,289
DON'T YOU THINK THE
CAPE IS A LITTLE MUCH?

422
00:24:13,313 --> 00:24:16,351
I KIND OF LIKE IT.
IT'S NOT TOO BAD.

423
00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:18,924
I MEAN, THE MASK SLIDES AROUND.

424
00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:21,351
I CAN HARDLY SEE
ANYTHING SOMETIMES.

425
00:24:27,056 --> 00:24:29,333
UM, WHY DON'T YOU
CHECK UPSTAIRS,

426
00:24:29,357 --> 00:24:30,936
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING?

427
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,266
I'll SCOPE THINGS OUT DOWN HERE.

428
00:24:32,290 --> 00:24:33,839
IF YOU SEE LANA...

429
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,294
I'll LET HER KNOW
THAT YOU'RE HERE.

430
00:24:39,298 --> 00:24:40,940
LANA!

431
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,979
LANA!

432
00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:46,051
HEY.

433
00:24:46,075 --> 00:24:47,782
GO PLAY WITH YOUR SIX-SHOOTER.

434
00:24:47,806 --> 00:24:49,606
ME AND THE KITTY CAT
HERE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.

435
00:25:07,996 --> 00:25:09,873
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

436
00:25:09,897 --> 00:25:12,230
I WAS, UH, LOOKING
FOR THE BATHROOM.

437
00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,202
WHOO! HOT TUB! [ LAUGHTER ]

438
00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:18,983
SORRY, BUF.

439
00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:20,407
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING ]

440
00:25:32,891 --> 00:25:35,129
LANA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

441
00:25:35,153 --> 00:25:36,330
I'M HAVING FUN.

442
00:25:36,354 --> 00:25:38,101
YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.

443
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:40,333
WHAT IF CLARK SAW
YOU WITH THAT GUY?

444
00:25:40,357 --> 00:25:41,906
YOU REMEMBER CLARK, RIGHT?

445
00:25:41,930 --> 00:25:43,236
YOUR BOYFRIEND
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU

446
00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:44,938
MORE THAN ANYTHING?

447
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:48,911
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO
RUIN A PARTY, DON'T YOU?

448
00:25:48,935 --> 00:25:52,315
LANA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON, BUT THIS ISN'T YOU.

449
00:25:52,339 --> 00:25:55,218
YOU WOULDN'T
HURT CLARK LIKE THIS.

450
00:25:55,242 --> 00:25:57,414
I'M... I'M SORRY, CHLOE...

451
00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:02,048
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME HERE.

452
00:26:03,881 --> 00:26:04,951
[ HISSES ]

453
00:26:06,282 --> 00:26:08,301
OH, SWEETIE... [ CHUCKLES ]

454
00:26:08,325 --> 00:26:09,902
THIS ISN'T A MOVIE.

455
00:26:09,926 --> 00:26:11,264
UGH!

456
00:26:11,288 --> 00:26:13,005
NOTE TO SELF...

457
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,937
NEVER CONFRONT A VAMPIRE
WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY,

458
00:26:14,961 --> 00:26:17,034
EVEN IF THEY ARE
YOUR BEST FRIEND.

459
00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:22,138
[ Chloe groaning ]

460
00:26:24,141 --> 00:26:26,279
Clark!

461
00:26:26,303 --> 00:26:28,375
[ GROANS ] [ WIND GUSTING ]

462
00:26:29,946 --> 00:26:31,278
LANA?

463
00:26:32,308 --> 00:26:33,380
[ HISSES ]

464
00:26:50,267 --> 00:26:51,873
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

465
00:26:51,897 --> 00:26:53,145
Man: BLUE TEAM
TO I.C.U., PLEASE.

466
00:26:53,169 --> 00:26:54,506
BLUE TEAM, I.C.U.

467
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,277
FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO TRY.

468
00:26:56,301 --> 00:26:59,180
WE'VE GIVEN HER A TRANSFUSION,
BUT THERE'S BEEN NO IMPROVEMENT.

469
00:26:59,204 --> 00:27:00,953
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

470
00:27:00,977 --> 00:27:02,955
WELL, AS NEAR AS WE CAN
TELL, SHE'S BEEN INFECTED

471
00:27:02,979 --> 00:27:05,517
WITH SOME SORT
OF RABIES-LIKE VIRUS.

472
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,059
IT WAS PROBABLY TRANSMITTED

473
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,061
IN THE SALIVA OF
WHATEVER ANIMAL BIT HER.

474
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,092
IT'S ATTACKING HER
RED BLOOD CELLS,

475
00:27:11,116 --> 00:27:13,094
PREVENTING THEM
FROM REGENERATING.

476
00:27:13,118 --> 00:27:15,167
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO?

477
00:27:15,191 --> 00:27:17,299
WE CAN KEEP UP THE TRANSFUSIONS,

478
00:27:17,323 --> 00:27:19,972
HOPE SHE STABILIZES.

479
00:27:19,996 --> 00:27:21,596
I'M SORRY.

480
00:27:23,298 --> 00:27:25,276
Woman: PAGING DR. BENDER.

481
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,110
PAGING DR. BENDER.

482
00:27:28,134 --> 00:27:31,283
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT, CHLOE.

483
00:27:31,307 --> 00:27:33,544
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT.

484
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,570
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

485
00:27:38,042 --> 00:27:40,851
PROFESSOR, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

486
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,954
VISITING A SICK COLLEAGUE.

487
00:27:42,978 --> 00:27:46,558
THOUGH HE SEEMS TO BE
DOING BETTER THAN YOUR FRIEND.

488
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,100
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

489
00:27:49,124 --> 00:27:51,302
SHE WAS... BITTEN.

490
00:27:51,326 --> 00:27:53,564
BY WHAT?

491
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,568
I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND,

492
00:27:56,592 --> 00:28:00,134
BUT I THINK SHE WAS
ATTACKED BY A VAMPIRE.

493
00:28:02,136 --> 00:28:05,075
CLARK, THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES.

494
00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:07,879
I KNOW WHAT I SAW, PROFESSOR.

495
00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:09,179
SHE'S LOST A LOT OF BLOOD,

496
00:28:09,203 --> 00:28:11,151
AND THE TRANSFUSION DIDN'T WORK

497
00:28:11,175 --> 00:28:14,024
BECAUSE SHE'S INFECTED
BY SOME WEIRD STRAIN OF...

498
00:28:14,048 --> 00:28:15,285
RABIES.

499
00:28:15,309 --> 00:28:16,951
RABIES?

500
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,899
[ FLIPS PAPER ]

501
00:28:28,923 --> 00:28:32,902
YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A WORD
WITH YOUR BUDDY LEX LUTHOR.

502
00:28:32,926 --> 00:28:34,204
LEX?

503
00:28:34,228 --> 00:28:37,246
ASK HIM ABOUT PROJECT 1138.

504
00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:41,210
YOU GOT THAT JUST FROM
LOOKING AT CHLOE'S CHART?

505
00:28:41,234 --> 00:28:43,312
I RECOGNIZE THE SYMPTOMS
FROM MY RESEARCH AT LUTHORCORP.

506
00:28:43,336 --> 00:28:45,616
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO STAND
AROUND HERE PLAYING 20 QUESTIONS,

507
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,280
OR DO YOU WANT TO
SAVE YOUR FRIEND'S LIFE?

508
00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:59,929
HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?!

509
00:28:59,953 --> 00:29:03,273
YOU NEVER LEAVE ANYONE ALIVE.
YOU HAVE TO FINISH THEM OFF.

510
00:29:03,297 --> 00:29:06,176
OR TURN THEM BY MAKING
THEM DRINK YOUR BLOOD.

511
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,078
OH, THAT GUY CARLOS SAW YOU.

512
00:29:08,102 --> 00:29:09,208
HIS NAME'S CLARK.

513
00:29:09,232 --> 00:29:11,981
OH, WHATEVER. HE
SAW YOU FEEDING.

514
00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:14,184
AND HE WAS SNEAKING
AROUND MY ROOM.

515
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:17,187
THAT'S TWO STRIKES. I'M
NOT WAITING FOR A THIRD.

516
00:29:17,211 --> 00:29:18,418
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

517
00:29:18,442 --> 00:29:19,948
SO?

518
00:29:19,972 --> 00:29:22,391
LANA, YOU ARE GOING
TO LIVE FOREVER NOW.

519
00:29:22,415 --> 00:29:24,393
HE'S GONNA GET OLD AND WITHERED

520
00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:27,296
AND SAG IN PLACES THAT YOU
DON'T WANT TO SEE SAGGING.

521
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,227
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
HE'S NOT... DEAL.

522
00:29:29,251 --> 00:29:31,030
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO HIM?

523
00:29:31,054 --> 00:29:32,631
[ CHUCKLES ] ME?

524
00:29:32,655 --> 00:29:36,235
OH, HONEY, THIS IS
YOUR FRESHMAN MESS.

525
00:29:36,259 --> 00:29:39,108
FIND CLARK AND
BRING HIM BACK HERE

526
00:29:39,132 --> 00:29:42,265
WITH JUST ENOUGH LIFE IN HIM
SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A TASTE...

527
00:29:44,336 --> 00:29:47,440
OR YOU'RE THE ONE WE'LL
BE FEEDING OFF OF TONIGHT.

528
00:29:57,450 --> 00:29:59,128
LEX!

529
00:29:59,152 --> 00:30:02,291
PROJECT 1138... WHAT IS IT?

530
00:30:02,315 --> 00:30:04,092
I NEVER HEARD OF IT.

531
00:30:04,116 --> 00:30:05,393
DON'T LIE TO ME.

532
00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,666
I KNOW IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE RABIES VIRUS.

533
00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:10,299
CHLOE'S IN THE HOSPITAL
DYING FROM IT RIGHT NOW,

534
00:30:10,323 --> 00:30:11,999
AND I THINK LANA'S
BEEN INFECTED, TOO.

535
00:30:12,023 --> 00:30:14,342
LANA?

536
00:30:14,366 --> 00:30:15,744
NO MORE GAMES.

537
00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:18,005
IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON,

538
00:30:18,029 --> 00:30:19,447
YOU GOT TO TELL ME RIGHT NOW,

539
00:30:19,471 --> 00:30:21,703
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

540
00:30:27,479 --> 00:30:29,056
SIX YEARS AGO,

541
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,988
A GIRL NAMED BUFFY
SANDERS WAS TRAPPED

542
00:30:31,012 --> 00:30:33,420
IN A CAVE OUTSIDE
SMALLVILLE FOR SEVERAL DAYS.

543
00:30:33,444 --> 00:30:35,423
I KNOW, LEX. I READ THE
NEWSPAPER ARTICLE.

544
00:30:35,447 --> 00:30:37,425
CERTAIN FACTS NEVER
MADE IT INTO THE PRESS.

545
00:30:37,449 --> 00:30:38,726
LIKE WHAT?

546
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:42,270
LUTHORCORP AIDED IN HER RESCUE.

547
00:30:42,294 --> 00:30:44,472
AFTER SHE WAS
TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL,

548
00:30:44,496 --> 00:30:47,175
THE SITE WAS DISCOVERED TO
POSSESS UNUSUAL CHARACTERISTICS.

549
00:30:47,199 --> 00:30:49,276
LEX, QUIT DANCING AROUND.
WHAT DID LUTHORCORP FIND?

550
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:51,278
METEOR ROCKS.

551
00:30:51,302 --> 00:30:54,341
THEY HAD SOAKED
INTO THE WATER TABLE,

552
00:30:54,365 --> 00:30:56,043
CREATING INFECTED STALACTITES,

553
00:30:56,067 --> 00:30:58,186
WHICH IN TURN INFECTED
THE INDIGENOUS ANIMAL LIFE

554
00:30:58,210 --> 00:31:02,290
DESMODUS ROTUNDUS. VAMPIRE BATS.

555
00:31:02,314 --> 00:31:04,351
SO WE ARE DEALING WITH VAMPIRES.

556
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:07,194
THERE'S NOTHING
MYSTICAL ABOUT THIS, CLARK.

557
00:31:07,218 --> 00:31:09,327
IT'S JUST A VERY
UNUSUAL DISEASE.

558
00:31:09,351 --> 00:31:11,098
ONE OF THE LUTHORCORP
RESEARCHERS

559
00:31:11,122 --> 00:31:13,199
WAS ACCIDENTALLY BITTEN
AND QUICKLY DEVELOPED

560
00:31:13,223 --> 00:31:15,361
UNUSUAL STRENGTH,
AVERSION TO BRIGHT LIGHT,

561
00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:17,504
AND ADAPTIVE
CANINE TEETH. FANGS?

562
00:31:17,528 --> 00:31:20,407
SEEMED TO HELP WITH THE
CANNIBALISTIC TENDENCIES.

563
00:31:20,431 --> 00:31:22,739
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, LEX?

564
00:31:22,763 --> 00:31:25,272
HE RETIRED TO SAUSALITO...

565
00:31:25,296 --> 00:31:27,073
AFTER WE CURED HIM.

566
00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:30,276
WE WERE ABLE TO CREATE A SERUM
THAT REVERSES THE INFECTION.

567
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:34,081
THE STALACTITE... IT
KEEPS THE SERUM ACTIVE.

568
00:31:34,105 --> 00:31:36,783
NOW, IT NEEDS TO BE ADMINISTERED
DIRECTLY INTO THE HEART

569
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,549
IN ORDER TO CARRY THROUGH
THE BLOODSTREAM EFFECTIVELY.

570
00:31:44,384 --> 00:31:46,517
CLARK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

571
00:31:50,861 --> 00:31:53,399
[ HISSES ]

572
00:31:53,423 --> 00:31:54,565
LANA?

573
00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,569
UGH!

574
00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:04,110
I'M SORRY IT HAS TO
BE THIS WAY, CLARK,

575
00:32:04,134 --> 00:32:07,813
BUT WE DON'T ALWAYS GET
TO CHOOSE WHO WE ARE.

576
00:32:07,837 --> 00:32:10,356
SOMETIMES OUR DESTINY
LEADS US TO PLACES

577
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:12,358
THAT WE DON'T WANT TO GO,

578
00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:15,491
AND THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

579
00:32:15,515 --> 00:32:16,862
LANA, NO.

580
00:32:16,886 --> 00:32:19,264
I LOVE YOU, CLARK.

581
00:32:19,288 --> 00:32:21,151
I ALWAYS WILL.

582
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,833
[ SCREAMS, GASPS ]

583
00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:47,215
[ CLARK GRUNTS ]

584
00:32:48,448 --> 00:32:51,496
BUFFY WAS WRONG
ABOUT YOU, CLARK.

585
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:56,184
YOU ARE SPECIAL... AREN'T YOU?

586
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:18,283
Buffy: [ GASPS ] NICE WORK.

587
00:33:18,307 --> 00:33:19,854
HE'S QUITE A CATCH...

588
00:33:19,878 --> 00:33:22,587
100% CORN-FED KANSAS BEEF.

589
00:33:22,611 --> 00:33:25,330
LET'S EAT.

590
00:33:25,354 --> 00:33:26,591
WAIT.

591
00:33:26,615 --> 00:33:28,493
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
ELSE WE CAN DO WITH HIM?

592
00:33:28,517 --> 00:33:30,395
LIKE WHAT? BARBECUE?

593
00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:32,197
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

594
00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:36,224
NO, LIKE CONVERT
HIM... INTO ONE OF US.

595
00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:40,204
[ LAUGHTER ]

596
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:43,608
WE'RE A SORORITY,
NOT A FRATERNITY.

597
00:33:43,632 --> 00:33:45,610
NO BOYS ALLOWED.

598
00:33:45,634 --> 00:33:48,513
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE'S SPECIAL.

599
00:33:48,537 --> 00:33:49,907
NOT TO ME.

600
00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:52,711
GET OUT OF THE WAY. NO.

601
00:33:53,981 --> 00:33:55,488
EXCUSE ME.

602
00:33:55,512 --> 00:33:57,621
HE'S MINE. YOU'RE
NOT TOUCHING HIM.

603
00:33:57,645 --> 00:33:59,592
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

604
00:33:59,616 --> 00:34:00,617
[ GRUNTS ]

605
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,491
[ LAUGHTER ]

606
00:34:06,954 --> 00:34:08,596
[ HISSES ]

607
00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:12,936
I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, LANA.

608
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:17,240
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT
TRI-PSI MATERIAL AFTER ALL.

609
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,266
[ HISSES ]

610
00:34:19,737 --> 00:34:22,269
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

611
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,492
LOOKS LIKE I'M MAKING
THE RULES NOW.

612
00:34:29,516 --> 00:34:31,454
ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

613
00:34:31,478 --> 00:34:33,497
NO, NO. CONGRATULATIONS.

614
00:34:33,521 --> 00:34:34,957
THAT'S GREAT. GET OUT.

615
00:34:34,981 --> 00:34:36,499
GET OUT!

616
00:34:36,523 --> 00:34:37,684
OKAY.

617
00:34:45,032 --> 00:34:46,963
[ Straining ] LANA...

618
00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:51,675
CLARK, IT'S OKAY. I'M HERE.

619
00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:55,247
LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE SICK.

620
00:34:55,271 --> 00:34:57,419
NO. NO, I'M NOT.

621
00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,952
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.

622
00:34:59,976 --> 00:35:02,956
CLARK, I KNOW
WHAT'S INSIDE OF YOU.

623
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:04,957
I FELT YOUR STRENGTH.

624
00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:07,990
AND NOW I WANT YOU TO FEEL MINE.

625
00:35:08,014 --> 00:35:10,733
NO.

626
00:35:10,757 --> 00:35:12,564
IT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE.

627
00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:14,621
BUT MAYBE IT IS.

628
00:35:16,463 --> 00:35:19,602
MAYBE I'VE BEEN HIDING
IT FROM YOU ALL ALONG,

629
00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:23,976
JUST LIKE YOU WERE HIDING
WHO YOU REALLY ARE FROM ME.

630
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,648
NO, PLEASE.

631
00:35:25,672 --> 00:35:29,280
CLARK, DON'T FIGHT IT.

632
00:35:29,304 --> 00:35:31,983
WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW THAT IN YOUR HEART.

633
00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:35,387
AND THIS WAY, WE
CAN BE... FOREVER.

634
00:35:35,411 --> 00:35:39,361
ALL IT TAKES IS
ONE DROP OF BLOOD.

635
00:35:39,385 --> 00:35:40,385
NO.

636
00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:51,773
[ GRUNTS ]

637
00:35:51,797 --> 00:35:53,474
AHHHH!

638
00:35:53,498 --> 00:35:55,677
AHHHHHHH!

639
00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:58,410
AHHHHH! AH!

640
00:35:58,434 --> 00:36:00,436
[ GASPS ]

641
00:36:03,568 --> 00:36:05,447
[ GRUNTS ]

642
00:36:05,471 --> 00:36:08,349
[ SIGHS ]

643
00:36:08,373 --> 00:36:11,076
LANA?

644
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:16,727
SO, THE TRI-PSIS GOT
BOOTED OFF CAMPUS,

645
00:36:16,751 --> 00:36:18,399
AND ALL THE INFECTED GIRLS
WERE TREATED BY LUTHORCORP.

646
00:36:18,423 --> 00:36:20,001
THE UPSIDE WAS THAT MY
ROOMMATE WAS SO FREAKED-OUT

647
00:36:20,025 --> 00:36:21,903
THAT SHE TRANSFERRED TO NYU,

648
00:36:21,927 --> 00:36:24,905
WHICH MEANS LANA AND I ARE
ONCE AGAIN UNDER THE SAME ROOF.

649
00:36:24,929 --> 00:36:26,466
AS FOR CLARK AND LANA,

650
00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:28,840
THEY SEEM TO BE ABLE
TO SURVIVE ANYTHING.

651
00:36:28,864 --> 00:36:31,441
HOW MUCH OF WHAT
HAPPENED DO YOU REMEMBER?

652
00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:33,443
BITS AND PIECES.

653
00:36:33,467 --> 00:36:36,117
NOTHING COHERENT, THANK GOD.

654
00:36:36,141 --> 00:36:37,749
BUT THERE, UH...

655
00:36:37,773 --> 00:36:40,120
THERE WAS ONE THING
THAT STUCK WITH ME,

656
00:36:40,144 --> 00:36:42,047
SOMETHING I FELT WHEN I BIT YOU.

657
00:36:43,507 --> 00:36:44,909
WHAT WAS THAT?

658
00:36:46,451 --> 00:36:51,131
WARMTH... AND LOVE...

659
00:36:51,155 --> 00:36:54,518
AND AN OVERWHELMING
FEELING OF STRENGTH.

660
00:36:58,163 --> 00:37:01,396
I THINK FOR A MOMENT I FELT
WHAT WAS INSIDE YOUR HEART.

661
00:37:03,568 --> 00:37:07,431
AND I'VE NEVER FELT CLOSER
TO SOMEONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

662
00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:12,836
I MISS BEING WITH YOU, CLARK.

663
00:37:24,818 --> 00:37:27,066
HOW'S LANA?

664
00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:29,128
SHE'S BACK TO
NORMAL, SAME AS CHLOE.

665
00:37:29,152 --> 00:37:31,972
LOOK, I KNOW THINGS HAVEN'T
BEEN GREAT BETWEEN US,

666
00:37:31,996 --> 00:37:34,827
BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

667
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,579
THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME, CLARK.

668
00:37:39,603 --> 00:37:42,841
THERE IS SOMETHING
I'M STILL CURIOUS ABOUT.

669
00:37:42,865 --> 00:37:45,485
HOW DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT PROJECT 1138?

670
00:37:45,509 --> 00:37:47,986
DOES IT MATTER?

671
00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:50,189
ONLY IF IT CAME
FROM PROFESSOR FINE.

672
00:37:50,213 --> 00:37:51,950
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST HIM, LEX?

673
00:37:51,974 --> 00:37:54,593
CLARK, HE'S THE ONE
WHO'S BEEN ATTACKING ME.

674
00:37:54,617 --> 00:37:56,195
IS THAT WHY YOU
STOPPED BY HIS LECTURE?

675
00:37:56,219 --> 00:37:58,957
TO FORCE HIM TO STOP
LOOKING AT LUTHORCORP?

676
00:37:58,981 --> 00:38:01,501
HE'S DOING A LOT
MORE THAN LOOKING.

677
00:38:01,525 --> 00:38:04,434
HE'S OBTAINING HIGHLY CLASSIFIED
PROPRIETARY DOCUMENTS.

678
00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:05,965
HE'S ONLY AFTER THE TRUTH.

679
00:38:05,989 --> 00:38:07,891
I THINK HE'S AFTER
MORE THAN THAT.

680
00:38:09,632 --> 00:38:11,910
LOOK, JUST BE CAREFUL.

681
00:38:11,934 --> 00:38:16,900
I DON'T BELIEVE FINE IS
THE FRIEND YOU THINK HE IS.

682
00:38:25,577 --> 00:38:28,157
THE MOST EXCITING
PART OF FINISHING A STORY

683
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,887
IS NOT FINISHING THE STORY

684
00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:32,861
BUT HAVING SOMEONE ELSE READ IT.

685
00:38:32,885 --> 00:38:34,617
HMM.

686
00:38:39,492 --> 00:38:41,169
HMM.

687
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:43,642
IS THAT A GOOD
"HMM" OR A BAD "HMM"?

688
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:45,974
NO, IT'S A GOOD "HMM,"

689
00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:50,008
IF WE PRINTED TABLOID NONSENSE
LIKE THE INQUISITOR DOES.

690
00:38:50,032 --> 00:38:52,209
BUT WE'RE THE DAILY PLANET,

691
00:38:52,233 --> 00:38:55,684
AND TALL TALES ABOUT
SLAYING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE

692
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,686
DON'T MAKE IT INTO THE
PAGES OF A REAL NEWSPAPER.

693
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,017
MISS KAHN, I DIDN'T
MAKE THIS UP.

694
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:03,021
THEY WEREN'T VAMPIRES
OF THE MYTHICAL SENSE.

695
00:39:03,045 --> 00:39:05,664
THEY WERE VICTIMS
OF AN UNUSUAL DISEASE.

696
00:39:05,688 --> 00:39:08,166
LOOK, HERE... THAT'S
ALL THE RESEARCH...

697
00:39:08,190 --> 00:39:10,068
INTERVIEWS, EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS,

698
00:39:10,092 --> 00:39:12,570
THE CDC REPORT, EVERYTHING.

699
00:39:12,594 --> 00:39:14,032
HMM.

700
00:39:14,056 --> 00:39:16,533
WAS THAT A GOOD
"HMM" OR A BAD... SHUT UP.

701
00:39:16,557 --> 00:39:18,236
HERE'S THE THING.

702
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,678
YOUR WRITING SHOWS THAT YOU'RE
NOT COMPLETELY WITHOUT TALENT.

703
00:39:20,702 --> 00:39:22,180
THANK YOU.

704
00:39:22,204 --> 00:39:25,943
BUT YOU'RE NOT A REAL
REPORTER, EITHER... YET.

705
00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:28,916
WELL, EVERYONE HAS
TO START SOMEWHERE.

706
00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:31,988
WELCOME TO THE
DAILY PLANET, KID.

707
00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:34,090
OH, MY GOD.

708
00:39:34,114 --> 00:39:36,122
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

709
00:39:36,146 --> 00:39:38,526
UH, WHERE DO I START?

710
00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,957
SAME PLACE I DID...
AT THE BOTTOM.

711
00:39:40,981 --> 00:39:42,629
[ EXHALES ]

712
00:39:42,653 --> 00:39:47,934
SHE NEVER DID PRINT THE
ARTICLE, BUT I DON'T CARE.

713
00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:50,331
I GOT IN ON THE GROUND
FLOOR OF MY DREAM.

714
00:39:51,632 --> 00:39:53,070
OKAY, SO IT'S ACTUALLY
THE BASEMENT,

715
00:39:53,094 --> 00:39:54,972
BUT IT'S THE DAILY PLANET...

716
00:39:54,996 --> 00:39:56,943
THE PAPER OF RECORD FOR KINGS,

717
00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,245
PRESIDENTS, AND PRIME MINISTERS,

718
00:39:59,269 --> 00:40:01,878
NOT TO MENTION
FUTURE SUPERHEROES.

719
00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:03,220
BUT THE WAY I LOOK AT IT,

720
00:40:03,244 --> 00:40:09,150
I HAD NO PLACE TO GO
BUT UP, UP, AND AWAY.

721
00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:32,849
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722
00:40:32,873 --> 00:40:35,876
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