00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,400 You know, if you're not in the mood for my spaghetti... 2 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,400 ...we could always order in Thai. 3 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,200 No spaghetti, no Thai. 4 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,120 I wanna look good for Lana's birthday party. 5 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:35,440 I just think that maybe you're focusing a little too hard on this one party. 6 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,640 It's not just the party, it's everything. It's... 7 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,720 Nobody likes me. 8 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,600 And why should they? I'm a cow. 9 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,160 But, I've got a new plan. 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,920 From now on, no more food. Just this. 11 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,120 Cutting the heads off supermodels. It's kind of redundant, isn't it? 12 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,760 Just looking for outfit ideas. 13 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,200 I still don't have anything to wear to Lana's party. 14 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,600 What's up? 15 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,960 Pete and I were hoping you could give us a quick algebra download. 16 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,640 I thought Clark usually helps you guys. 17 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,320 He's a little preoccupied helping the birthday girl. 18 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,320 We'll even buy you lunch. 19 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,760 That looks... appetizing. 20 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,720 Losing weight is never pretty. 21 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,960 Ross, we're getting a game together. 22 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,680 Do you want in, or do you want to keep whale-watching? 23 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,320 Dustin, back off. 24 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,920 Chill out, cool guy. I didn't know you were a chubby-chaser. 25 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,920 - Jodi, wait. - Oh, man. 26 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,800 You'd think someone that big would have a thicker skin. 27 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,920 You'd think someone that stupid would have a thicker head. 28 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,160 Jodi, we talked about this. Starving yourself isn't the way. 29 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,480 I'm tired of waiting. 30 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:43,080 Waiting and weighing and keeping a diary of everything that I eat... 31 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,800 ...so that I can feel guilty if I have one extra grape. 32 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,200 I understand all of that, but you can't just stop eating. It's not healthy. 33 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,840 Honey, you're beautiful already. 34 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,440 Just like your mother. 35 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,000 No, Dad. I'm not. 36 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,960 Mom wasn't fat. 37 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,720 Craving 38 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,520 Okay, that's enough. 39 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,720 Done already? 40 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,040 Your heart can go on like that forever. 41 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,320 Good. 42 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,400 I don't want to go through this physical nonsense for five years. 43 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,000 Well, let's hope not. 44 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,320 There is one thing I need to talk to you about. 45 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,520 Your blood work came in. You have an unusually elevated white-cell count. 46 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,160 What, like leukemia? 47 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,000 That's not likely. I don't get sick. 48 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,600 - Are you on any medication? - Nope. 49 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,240 - Do you have any allergies? - No. 50 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,120 Childhood illness? 51 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,360 - Asthma. - When did that stop? 52 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,360 The day I lost my hair. Is this going somewhere? 53 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,600 If this were anywhere else, I'd order a battery of tests. 54 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,680 But I do see a lot of this in Smallville. 55 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,880 Why should Smallville be any different? 56 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:11,360 Some say it's because the LuthorCorp plant has contaminated the environment. 57 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,600 I very much doubt that. 58 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,400 Let's order those tests. 59 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,080 Now, I want this to be special. 60 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,600 What do you think about a three-tier birthday cake? 61 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,560 Thanks for the lifeline. 62 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,720 It's a math midterm. I didn't pull you out of a burning building. 63 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,120 - I still appreciate it. - Lana? 64 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,480 I wanted to get your opinion on the balloons. 65 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,880 Now, I think white always looks good. 66 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,000 - Works for me. - Okay. 67 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,280 This whole birthday extravaganza has been pretty distracting. 68 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,760 Having a birthday party at Lex's mansion seems pretty cool to me. 69 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,520 It stopped being my party a long time ago. 70 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,000 If it was up to me, it would be pizza and loud music with my friends. 71 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,040 Did you tell Nell that? 72 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,480 We've been through a lot the past few months. I figure I should give her this. 73 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,640 Lana, guess what. 74 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,840 The scout called! 75 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,920 - I got the tryout with Kansas State. - That's incredible! 76 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,440 Hey, congrats. 77 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,200 I haven't said yes yet. 78 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,680 They want me there on Saturday, your big night. 79 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,200 It's Nell's big night. I was just telling Clark it wasn't important. 80 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,760 Yeah, Scout's honour. 81 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,000 I want you to go. 82 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,800 Hey, I'll catch up with you guys later. 83 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,280 Clark, I'm telling you, this is good news for you. 84 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:50,360 Kansas State gives Whitney a scholarship and Lana gives him a tongue bath. 85 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:51,560 How is that good news? 86 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,320 Even I'm having a hard time following this skewed logic. 87 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,800 Lana's going to be dateless for her own party. 88 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,400 Hi, Pete. 89 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,640 Jodi? 90 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,840 You look... 91 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,400 Thinner? 92 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,640 I was still looking for a euphemism, but, yeah. 93 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,240 - Are you okay? - Never better. 94 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:21,320 My diet's just starting to pay off. Bought some new clothes. 95 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,440 You look great. 96 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,640 Thank you for sticking up for me yesterday. 97 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,840 Most people wouldn't have done that. 98 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Most people can't stand Dustin. 99 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,600 Yeah. 100 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:39,200 Listen. I was wondering, do you have a date for Lana's party? 101 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,920 No, he's still free. 102 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,200 Would you like to go with me? 103 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,760 He'd love to. 104 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,720 Great. Okay, well, I'll see you later. 105 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,280 Bye. 106 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,680 I don't get it. 107 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,040 Women dig me. Get used to it. 108 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,440 No, I mean Jodi. It's like she lost that weight overnight. 109 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:19,360 If she could do that, half the school would be after that secret. Come on. 110 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,240 Let's go. 111 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,560 - Hello. - Lana, hi. Come in. 112 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,120 Hey. 113 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,320 Lana, can I interest you in a latte? 114 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,560 I'll pass. Bad waitressing flashbacks. 115 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,920 I brought over the produce order for the party. 116 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,440 - You could have called it in. - And miss a chance to leave the house? 117 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,080 Nell's planning this party like a royal wedding. 118 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,240 Oh, yeah, I can tell. 119 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,240 Dad, I got the posts in the west field. 120 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,920 I hit some granite, but I jammed it through. 121 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,960 Very impressive. 122 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,760 I had a sledgehammer. 123 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,920 Somebody's gotta work around here. 124 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,000 Thought you'd be posing for ice sculptures by now. 125 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,800 I'm hiding out. 126 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,440 You have my sympathies. Whitney's not even here for backup. 127 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,640 I know. I contemplated stowing away in the back of his truck on Saturday. 128 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,680 A no-show at your own party. That would keep the town talking. 129 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,520 I wouldn't do that to Nell. 130 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,640 It's just, all this attention is a little unnerving. 131 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,040 Well, if you like, I could be your escort on Saturday. 132 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,960 You know, so I can fend off the throngs of adoring fans. 133 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,080 - I'd like that. - Great. 134 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,520 I better go. 135 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,360 If I'm away too long, Nell will probably send out a search party. 136 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,640 And Clark... 137 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,760 Promise me you'll make it this time. 138 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,880 I promise. 139 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,720 - Thanks. - Bye. 140 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,520 Escort to fend off the adoring fans? 141 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,680 - What's wrong with that? - Nothing, Clark. 142 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,360 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 143 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,080 Mom, Lana and I are just friends. 144 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:23,920 Okay. 145 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,840 I'm officially butting out. 146 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,200 So, what are you gonna get her for her birthday? 147 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,800 I don't know. 148 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,040 Any ideas? 149 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,680 My mother always said the best gifts come from the heart. 150 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,520 Jodi, you feeling okay? You look a little... 151 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,040 Yeah, don't worry, Dad, I'm feeling great. 152 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,720 I even got a date for Lana's party. 153 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,120 Jodi, that's terrific. 154 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:57,440 But I want you to eat something more than those shake things, all right? 155 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,720 You know what? I will. 156 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,120 I'm done counting calories. 157 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,760 I've gotta go. 158 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:08,360 - Don't stay up too late. - Okay. 159 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,840 Bye! 160 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,320 Getting your morning Lana fix? 161 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,800 Chloe, don't you ever knock? 162 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,280 It's a barn, Clark. 163 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,800 Is there a reason you're here early, or do you just enjoy busting my chops? 164 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,040 A little of both. 165 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,600 Did you hear about the accident last night? A deer was hit out on Route 5. 166 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,560 - Not exactly "Wall of Weird" material. - Check out the paper. 167 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,960 Animal Control said that the deer died of causes unknown. 168 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,440 So? 169 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,680 Not much unknown about a bumper at 60 miles per hour. 170 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,120 I'd love to run down theories with you, but I've got chores to do. 171 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,960 And I still haven't figured out what to get Lana for her birthday. 172 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,040 Well, you or your family knows people at Animal Control, right? 173 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,760 One perk of growing up on a farm. 174 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,000 I was thinking we could stop by before school. 175 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,520 You could use your pull, take a couple of pictures. 176 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,040 I'll help you out with your gift-giving dilemma. 177 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,240 Okay, but I want it to be something unique. 178 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,280 Just don't make it as unique as what you gave me last year. 179 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,640 Very impressive use of pull: "Can I use your bathroom?" 180 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,000 I can't believe we're looking for road kill. 181 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,360 The deer's in there. 182 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,840 The door's locked. 183 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,120 I'm gonna go find a maintenance worker. 184 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,440 Chloe, it's open. 185 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,000 How'd you do that? 186 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,800 Kent charm. 187 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,160 Lift it up. Go. 188 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,520 Looks like jerky. 189 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,480 The lab report says the deer lost something like 80 percent of its fat. 190 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,640 It's like it's been liposuctioned to death. 191 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,080 What do you think it is? Some fat-sucking vampire in town? 192 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:30,360 This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange. 193 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,520 Jodi, honey, are you...? Are you okay in there? 194 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,480 Yeah, Dad, I'm fine. 195 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,880 Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. 196 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,920 I've gotta go to Metropolis for a few days or I'm going to lose this client. 197 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,920 When will you be back? 198 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:13,200 Not till Sunday morning, which means I'm gonna miss your big date. 199 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,280 It's okay, it's no big deal. 200 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,560 Well, do you think maybe I could see you before I leave? 201 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,920 I'm kind of indecent at the moment. 202 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:32,000 Honey, I think that maybe we need to talk to somebody. 203 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,200 I don't need a shrink. 204 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:38,960 I just want you to look in a mirror and be happy. 205 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,120 Daddy, I am. 206 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,080 Most of my friends are trying to get out of high school. 207 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,040 I was meeting with your principal. 208 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,920 Apparently, you guys are in dire need of a new computer lab. 209 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,440 I figured I could help. 210 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,680 They might even name a lunch special after you. 211 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,160 - How'd you end up here? - My plant manager, Gabe. 212 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,000 He's always going on about his daughter, the reporter on the Torch. 213 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,960 Thought I'd drop by and say hello. 214 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,520 - She's not here, but I was struck by this. - That's Chloe's hobby. 215 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,440 She thinks she can trace all the freak things here to the meteor shower. 216 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,440 Interesting theory. 217 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,880 Most people think it's crazy. 218 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,480 Maybe. 219 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,040 Do you remember where you were when they fell? 220 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,360 Not really. 221 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,960 - My parents hadn't adopted me yet. - I do. 222 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,040 I was right here in Smallville. 223 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,520 My mother wanted me to spend some quality time with my dad. 224 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,040 He brought me here on a business trip. 225 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,760 Just a quick hop to Smallville to finalize a deal. 226 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,000 Funny how one day can change your whole life. 227 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,200 What happened? 228 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,400 I was out in a corn field when the first meteor hit. 229 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,480 It was like a tidal wave coming at me. 230 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,880 Then everything went black. 231 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,440 Next thing I remember, I was waking up in Metropolis General completely bald. 232 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,680 Lex, I didn't know. 233 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,720 Not many people do, Clark. 234 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,800 I should have died that day. Instead, I walked away with this. 235 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,160 - I'm sorry. - Why? It's not your fault. 236 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,240 When I was younger, I thought it was a curse. 237 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,560 Kids figured I was a freak or on chemo. 238 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,640 Then I began to see it as my gift. 239 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,360 The thing that defined me, that gave me strength. 240 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,000 You ever wonder what you'd be like? 241 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,600 You know, if you hadn't come that day? 242 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,800 It doesn't matter, Clark. It happened. 243 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,520 Personally, I think my future's gonna be brighter... 244 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,920 ...than that spoiled rich brat that walked into that corn field. 245 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,240 Mr. Luthor. 246 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,080 It's Lex. 247 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,080 Clark was just telling me your meteor theory. I like it. 248 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,240 Thanks. 249 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,360 Especially since most people think my company's behind everything... 250 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,680 ...that goes wrong in Smallville. - That's the reigning theory. 251 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,600 Are you the only one that blames the meteors instead of me? 252 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,040 Pretty much. Well, there is Mr. Hamilton. 253 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,760 Most don't have high regard for a guy who sells plastic meteor chips to tourists. 254 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,520 Doesn't exactly inspire confidence. 255 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,640 Call me when you need a summer job. I've got friends at the Inquisitor. 256 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,440 I'll see you tomorrow. 257 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,480 I hear you're escorting the birthday girl. Nice work. 258 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,560 We're just going as friends. 259 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,480 Sure you are. Hope you got her a nice gift. 260 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,800 Yeah. 261 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,920 Jodi, I didn't see you in class. Are you okay? 262 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,080 Yeah, I'm fine, just stomach flu. I can't keep anything down. 263 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,520 - Maybe you should go see the nurse. - I've got it under control. 264 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,720 Are you sure you're okay? 265 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,120 I'm fine. I just need to rest up for tomorrow night. 266 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,280 Look. 267 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,920 If you don't feel up to it, I'll understand. 268 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,040 Are you kidding? 269 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,360 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 270 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,840 Hey, Jodi. I've been watching you. 271 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,720 I bet you have. 272 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,600 Hitting the gym was a good idea. 273 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,200 You should take your own advice. 274 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,480 Whoa. You all right? 275 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,400 I'm just a little hungry. 276 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,880 You like what you see? 277 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,000 Totally. 278 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:29,160 I'll bet you wouldn't mind seeing a little bit more, would you? 279 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,640 Follow me. 280 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,480 - Confederacy of Dunces. - First edition. 281 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,760 - Early birthday gift? - From Whitney. I couldn't believe it. 282 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,560 It's a cool gift. 283 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,720 That's the thing with Whitney. At times I think he's a million miles away... 284 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,080 ...and then he surprises me with something like this. 285 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,160 - How are things on the party front? - I surrendered. 286 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,000 I told Nell to make the final decisions without me. 287 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,200 I cannot believe how anti-birthday you are. 288 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,800 - Haven't you ever had a happy birthday? - Once. 289 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,920 Went to a drive-in. 290 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,960 - That doesn't sound like Nell's style. - I was with my parents. 291 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:24,560 My dad pulled the car up to the front row so the screen filled the entire windshield. 292 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,120 I remember feeling all grown up because I got to sit in the front seat with them. 293 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,040 They played Bugs Bunny cartoons before the movie started. 294 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,840 I was cold, so my mom wrapped me up in her sweater. 295 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,120 That sounds nice. 296 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,000 I fell asleep before the movie even started... 297 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,120 ...between my mom and dad. 298 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,000 It's the last time I can remember feeling completely safe. 299 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,960 That's a great memory. 300 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,440 Hey. 301 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:17,120 - We're fine. No one's gonna see us. - Good. 302 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,320 You don't think I ever meant that stuff I said about you when you were...? 303 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,880 Fat? 304 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,760 You thought it was funny... 305 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,360 ...calling me names, making me cry... 306 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,880 ...making me wish that I were dead rather than fat. 307 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,160 - Well, what can I say? - You can say you're sorry. 308 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,440 Help me. 309 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,360 Don't touch that. 310 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,520 You're not sterile and you're not me. 311 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,880 My apologies, Dr. Hamilton. 312 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,440 You don't have a website, do you? 313 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,800 Excuse me? 314 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,640 They're usually the ones who track me down. The freaks with websites. 315 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,040 I'm just a fan. 316 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,760 Lex Luthor. 317 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,760 The billionaire's son. 318 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,880 Mineralogists don't have fans. 319 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,680 Most mineralogists didn't handle the first Apollo moon rocks. 320 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,520 That was a lifetime ago when I was a respectable scientist. 321 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,800 You know, we may have a few things in common. 322 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,160 I was kicked out of Metropolis University too. 323 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,840 Ever since I found out about a medical condition I have... 324 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,640 ...I've become very interested in your work, Dr. Hamilton. 325 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,800 And you think it has something to do with the meteors. 326 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,080 Isn't that your theory? The meteors somehow alter cellular makeup? 327 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,480 That sounds to me like research worth funding. 328 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,880 Yes, well, sorry. My funding is private, and so are my results. 329 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,960 Your funding comes from tourists. 330 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,240 If you are so interested in meteors, here, take one. 331 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,880 Enjoy it. I have nothing else for sale. 332 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,360 When you change your mind, you know where to find me. 333 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,000 I called the hospital. Dustin's in a coma. 334 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,760 His body went into shock with the loss of fat. He hasn't told the cops anything. 335 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,200 Time to revisit the fat-sucking vampire theory. 336 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,600 You know, if you hadn't been there, he probably would have died, Clark. 337 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,560 I can't figure out why anybody would want to steal body fat. 338 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,280 I know. It takes eating disorders to a whole new level. 339 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,720 Jodi. 340 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,520 - Hi, guys, what's up? - Study group, remember? 341 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,360 Totally slipped my mind. 342 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,200 So no more veggie shakes, huh? 343 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,240 Are you feeling okay? Pete said you felt sick yesterday. 344 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,240 Oh, that. 345 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,360 I'm fully recovered. 346 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,560 I guess it's safe to say that the diet's finally over. 347 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,640 I'm starving. I haven't eaten anything all day. 348 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,720 I'm just a little nervous about the party tonight. 349 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,120 Yeah. 350 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,360 I'll see you guys tonight. 351 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,640 - Okay, what was that about? - I don't know. 352 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,080 - I gotta fly. We'll talk about this later? - Okay. 353 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,560 - Hey, where are you going? - I'm still working on Lana's birthday gift. 354 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,840 Any hints? 355 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,920 Yeah. It's not a gift certificate. 356 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,280 What do you think? 357 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,600 - It's really... - Not you at all. 358 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,000 I heard the quarterback couldn't make it. Too bad. 359 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,440 I knew you'd be devastated. 360 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,560 Whitney's trying out for a football scholarship to Kansas State. 361 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,960 He didn't think he made the cut, but someone fell out. 362 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,480 I know. 363 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,160 Your aunt told me. 364 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,600 I like your new escort better. 365 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,600 Have fun tonight. 366 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,960 - Mom, you almost done? - Relax, Clark. 367 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,240 You're not going to be late for once. 368 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,320 By the way, did you figure out what to get Lana? 369 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,160 Yeah, Lex helped me out. 370 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,040 So, what is it? 371 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,840 I thought you were butting out of this. 372 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,920 Then you better learn how to iron. 373 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,160 - Hi, Chloe. - Hi, Mrs. Kent. 374 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,200 - You've gotta take a look at this. - Why aren't you dressed? 375 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,520 I didn't have time. You really, really need to check this out. 376 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,000 "Smallville Body and Fender. Replace windshield, replace side-panels. 377 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,920 - Cause of accident, impact with deer"? - It was Jodi's car, Clark. 378 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,440 - What do you think happened to her? - Her house is next to a big meteor hit. 379 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,720 She lost all that weight... 380 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,840 ...by drinking juice from vegetables grown in her greenhouse. 381 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,440 She's losing weight too fast to keep up with regular food. 382 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,800 - And that's why she needs body fat. - Exactly. 383 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,800 We need to find her. 384 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,440 Jodi wouldn't let anything keep her from getting to that party. 385 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,520 Pete. 386 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,040 Perfect. 387 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,920 - Hi. - Hi. 388 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,640 Perfect flowers for a perfect date. 389 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,640 They're beautiful, Pete. 390 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,080 So is that dress. 391 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,720 Thanks. It was my mom's. 392 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,360 Is something wrong? 393 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,040 I'm fine. I just need to eat. 394 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,760 That doesn't sound right. Maybe we should go to the hospital. 395 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,440 You've always been good to me, Pete. 396 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,880 - Please go away now. - Jodi. 397 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,920 Go away. 398 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,360 Jodi, wait! 399 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,040 Jodi! 400 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,360 Jodi, come on! 401 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,280 Jodi. 402 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,080 Jodi? 403 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,120 Jodi, where are you? 404 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,800 Pete, please get away. 405 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,560 - It's all my fault. - Jodi? 406 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,240 I just wanted to be thin. There's only so much a person can take. 407 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,480 Pete, please go home. 408 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,000 Come on, Jodi, you don't have to hide. 409 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,760 I don't wanna hurt you. 410 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,240 Come on, Jodi, you couldn't hurt a... 411 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,800 Just tell me what's happening. 412 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,600 Please leave. 413 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,400 Jodi? 414 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,800 Pete! 415 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,120 Pete, are you okay? Pete, what's wrong? 416 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,160 Jodi! 417 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,320 - Why can't you just leave me alone? - You're sick. 418 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,640 Whatever you did to yourself, you can get help. 419 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,880 All I wanted was to be thin. 420 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,600 Jodi, this isn't you. 421 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,360 What, isn't this what I'm supposed to look like? 422 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,120 Look at me. I'm a freak. 423 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,880 I know how to stop this for good. 424 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,880 Wait! 425 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,040 Jodi? 426 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,800 Pete! Get over here, quick! 427 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,560 Clark? 428 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,760 Is she okay? 429 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,200 I think so, but we need to get her to a hospital. 430 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,240 Sneaking out, huh? 431 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,680 Isn't this your shindig? 432 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,680 - Says so on all the invitations. - Right. 433 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,120 You're not hiding, you're getting some air. 434 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,040 I spent 18 years of Luthor Christmas parties in the coatroom. 435 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,320 Still waiting for my reinforcements. 436 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,760 I know Clark, he'll be here... 437 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,440 ...if he can. - It's just a birthday. 438 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,000 Clark, what happened? The police called. 439 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,200 - I'm fine. - How's Pete? 440 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,480 He's got a serious migraine, but other than that, he's okay. 441 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,160 Jodi's on the way to Metropolis General. Her father's gonna meet her there. 442 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,760 Clark, I'm sorry about the party. 443 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,320 I promised Lana I'd be there. 444 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,480 I can't believe I let her down. 445 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,360 Well, when you do the things you do, son, helping people... 446 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,400 ...sometimes you have to make sacrifices. 447 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,600 - Like Lana? - Maybe... 448 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,360 ...but you made your choice. 449 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,560 Where are you going? 450 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,080 I don't have to sacrifice everything. 451 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,560 Back for some more rocks? 452 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,840 Apparently, I have a clean bill of health. 453 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,520 Congratulations. I guess that means you won't be bothering me anymore. 454 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,800 I couldn't figure out why you're so resistant to accept my help... 455 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,200 ...then I had a friend do some digging. 456 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:34,400 I thought you got kicked out of Metropolis U for your meteor theories. 457 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,040 But apparently it was your student-teacher relations. 458 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,120 I wonder if the Smallville Police had you register. 459 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,120 Get out. 460 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,640 I want you to look at something. 461 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,480 I don't care about the past. I believe in the power to reinvent yourself. 462 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,200 You want to prove you've been right all along? 463 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,360 That check should cover your vindication. 464 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,920 What you're looking for could take years. 465 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,400 I'm a patient man. 466 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,240 Tell me, why does a billionaire's son care so much about a bunch of rocks... 467 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,840 ...that fell out of the sky 12 years ago? 468 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,080 I save that story for the people I trust. 469 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,520 Kind of missed cocktail hour. 470 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,000 I'm sorry. 471 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,360 I told you I stopped believing in happy birthdays a long time ago. 472 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,400 Well, maybe I can change that. 473 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,200 Okay, I know I blew it tonight, but at least let me give you your present. 474 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,520 When? 475 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,480 Now. 476 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,000 Pass the popcorn. 477 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,360 - Lana. - Yes? 478 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,680 Happy birthday. 479 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,200 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 480 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,360 [ENGLISH]