1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 ^ xSilver ^ 2 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,680 # Hits from the bong # 3 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,320 # Hits from the bong From the bong # 4 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,520 # Hits from the bong From the bong # 5 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,880 # Hits from the bong Pick it, pack it Fire it up # 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,320 # Come along and take a hit from the bong # 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,520 # Put the blunt down just for a second # 8 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,760 # Don't get me wrong It's not a new method # 9 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,920 # Inhale, exhale # 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,120 # Just got an ounce in the mail # 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,040 # I'd like a blunt or a big fat cone # 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,640 # But my double-barrel bong is gettin’ me stoned # 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,600 # I'm skillin' There's water inside Don't spill it # 14 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,040 # Hits from the bong # 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,040 # Gonna get high # 16 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,080 # Hits from the bong Gonna get high # 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,680 # Let's smoke that bowl Hit the bong # 18 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,560 # And then take that finger off of that hole # 19 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,120 # Plug it, unplug it Don't strain # 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,200 I love you, MaryJane 21 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,000 What the fuck is your problem? No dishwee-saya. 22 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,720 - Me bumbaclot johnson no workin, see? - What? 23 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,520 My raasclot true gashman and me dick won't stay tick, see? 24 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,400 I think I got somethin' for that. Hold on. 25 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,440 # Ain't what you want, baby # Girl, wake your ass up. 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,000 # But what you need, baby # Damn right you ain't sleep. 27 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,040 # Not what you want, baby # 28 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,920 # It's what you need, baby# «Crabs.» « Bad Breath.» 29 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,760 # Come back with me, baby Satisfaction guaranteed # - « Limp Dick.» Ha! 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,080 Got that dough? Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,960 Will this make my drill sergeant stand at attention? 32 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,120 No, but it'll make you forget your drill sergeant don't stand at attention. 33 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,440 Blaze two, get at me in the mornin'. Peace! 34 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,120 Yo, Silas, my brother! 35 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,200 Oh, shit, Mikey. Hell, no! 36 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,920 Come on, Silas. I need somethin' to help me out. 37 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,960 Yeah-- rehab, mouthwash and a job application. Jeez! 38 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,520 I'm startin' to recognize things. 39 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,040 That's’cause you comin' down off a three-month crack binge. It's called reality, son. 40 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,080 Later, man. Wait, Silas! 41 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,280 You've got anything for a head wound? 42 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,400 Man, ain't nothin' wrong with your head. 43 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,800 - Aah! 44 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,520 There is now. 45 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,080 Fuckin' crackhead. 46 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,960 - Now what? Oh, shit, Ive! - What's up, dog? 47 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,640 What's up, nigga? What's crackin'? 48 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,400 Oh, shit. You know. 49 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,880 Hey, you get my message about goin' to the Jets game? 50 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,440 Yo, I wish I could, dog, but I got this little shorty comin' through tonight. 51 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,760 I met her on the Internet-- chickenheads.com. 52 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,680 This girl is bangin'! 53 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,880 Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything! 54 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,760 Damn. This look like your last girlfriend. 55 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,760 Mm-hmm. And did your picture have that nasty... 56 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,440 Al B. Sure pubic patch in it, motherfucker? 57 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,240 This just sprang up. You know what I think it is? 58 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,240 It's the mark of Buddha. 59 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,840 And your haircut game is fucked up. 60 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,840 Girlfriend see that, she gonna shit on you. 61 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,840 This girl is different. All she cares about is Kevin Costner movies. 62 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,600 I'm gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,040 And I figured I could get somethin' from Garden of Weeden to make it interesting. 64 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,040 Costner, huh? Dances with Wolves. Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,720 Field of Dreams. That's a corny motherfucker. 66 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,320 You gonna need some strong shit just to stay awake. 67 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,520 You're feelin' me. You're feelin' me. 68 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,520 That's a four-hour move you're makin', motherfucker. 69 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,120 Whoo! What is this? 70 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,480 Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldn't have. 71 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,560 Man, I didn't. Get outta here with that shit. 72 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,600 Let me just grab a titty. Hell, no. 73 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,680 She wouldn't even know it was me. To hell with that. 74 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,520 Yeah. What you got for me? Here you go, right here: the bomb. 75 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,640 Oh, yeah. What's this right here? Aah! 76 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,760 Whoa! 77 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,360 Stop touchin' stuff! When you gonna get funds for this shit? 78 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,280 Look right there. See that right there? 79 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,200 That's a natural aphrodisiac right there. 80 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,480 Come here. Let me show you some more shit. Look right there. 81 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,280 You see that? Cure for blue balls. 82 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,200 This ain't shit, all right? Watch yourself. 83 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,920 Yeah, well, your shit is raggedier than a motherfucker, okay? 84 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,800 If you took your head off these ho's and put it in some books, 85 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,920 you'd have that lab you always talked about. 86 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,960 Half those books is filled with bullshit, 87 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,840 the other half lies, all right? 88 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,640 See what I'm sayin'? I gotta give Pops his medicine. 89 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,480 I'm hungrier than four dudes. 90 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,840 Hey, I'm hungrier than five. 91 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,080 Who is you, and what's you doin' in my house, Jack? 92 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,080 I work for Porkchops-O-Chunky. 93 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,640 Whetheryou're black, or a honky or in-between, you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky. 94 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,920 Man, that's me! So what's in this stuff? 95 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,400 Nothin' but pork. Wow! Right on! 96 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,760 Why don'tyou have a bowl-- There you go, man. 97 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,800 Yo, you scared to answer your call? 98 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,880 Porkchops-o-Chunky Taste real good 99 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,440 Won't make your bathroom smell funky, yeah 100 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,720 You got a opportunity to do somethin' here... 101 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,240 that the drug companies would never do: What up? Stay up. 102 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,480 puttin' the power of healin' in the hands of the common man. Yeah, whatever. 103 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,840 What you need to do is concentrate on gettin' the power of booty... 104 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,720 into the hands of your common ass, that's what you need to do. 105 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,640 Don't worry about the Ive. I got mine comin' tonight. Hey, Silas. 106 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,240 Damn, you see the ass on her? Shut up, boy. 107 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,960 Yo, you just remember to take them THC's, at least try to get into college, 108 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,000 workin' in a real lab, makin' some real money. 109 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,920 Yeah, okay. Whatever, man. If you say so, bro. 110 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,520 The world is bigger than Staten Island, dog. 111 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,520 I'm out. 112 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,120 Holler at me. I'll try to. 113 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,720 What's up, ladies? Yo, Si. 114 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,320 If I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back, dog. 115 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,520 If anything happened to me while I jumped out a window... 116 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,000 and my hair caught on fire, I got your back, dog. 117 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:47,240 If my ex came after me with a knife and stabbed me, I got your back! 118 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,160 Man, you talk too fuckin' much. Peace! 119 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,240 Yo, Silas! You better take those college exams! 120 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,760 Look at Jamal. He's a good boy, huh? 121 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,120 Good boy, my ass. Ask her why I had to cancel my nail appointment... 122 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,920 to go and pick him up in the precinct last week. 123 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,520 Momma, they lyin'. They lyin'? 124 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,800 - They found the weed on you, didn't they? - It wasn't mine. 125 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,960 Then what is this that I found in your bedroom? 126 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,320 Hello. Ma, it is a lamp. 127 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,240 And this is where you turn it on now. 128 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,920 Excuse me? Head. 129 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,640 Now, where did I go wrong with your ass? 130 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,720 You're gonna have to take that THC test and get into a four-year college, 131 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,000 or I'm just gonna cut you off from this family. 132 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:37,280 Baby, you are the first member of this family to go to college, 133 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,240 but six years at a two-year community college is not what I had in mind. 134 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,240 Tell the truth. Baby, I got a dream... 135 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,160 that one day I can put your college diploma... 136 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,040 here under my Jesus, who's master of this house, 137 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,680 next to your brother's prison-issued barber certificate... 138 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,960 and your sister's weave master degree. 139 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,760 Now don't disappoint me, you weed smokin', 140 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,680 three-day-wearin' nasty ass. 141 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,680 Just like your father. Ma, 142 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,040 why you always gotta be talkin' to me like that in front of company? 143 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,120 - These bitches ain't nobody. - Oh! 144 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,720 - Now go warm me up some Porkchops-O-Chunky. - Is that all, Momma? 145 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:14,200 - Wash your nasty ass. - Is that all, Momma? 146 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,520 I really don't know what you came here for 147 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,680 You the man. Round and round we go 148 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,280 Consider your bags outside the door What's up, baby? 149 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,120 Oh, hell no! 150 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,520 I didn't know you had dreads. And what is that? 151 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,480 Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh? 152 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,080 Where? Between your eyes? 153 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,520 What the hell is that? It's the mark of Buddha. 154 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,520 It's the skid mark of Buddha! 155 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,200 Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face. 156 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,600 I don't think this is gonna work out. Hold on, now! 157 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,360 Why you doin' this? I'm in the Field of Dreams and Dances with Wolves. 158 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,240 Nigga, you are a wolf. 159 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,920 Chocolate diva! Nubian goddess! 160 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,760 I'm gonna take you off my buddy list, bitch! 161 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,160 I hope you get a virus-- you and your computer! 162 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,960 If you build it, they will come. 163 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,720 What you mean, « If you build it, they gonna come»? 164 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,880 Who's gonna come to a fuckin' cornfield? Who gonna cut the grass? 165 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,880 I know you don't expect me to sell no peanuts out this, bitch. 166 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,560 Shit remind me of slavery, Roots and shit. 167 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,480 I don't play this, man. 168 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,440 Hey, what was that? Annie! Crazy ho! 169 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,800 Only way I'm comin' is if you got some females and some chronic. 170 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,160 Then we all gonna be comin'. That voice just now, what was it? 171 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,560 - We didn't hear anything. - You got some nice titties, dog. Word. 172 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,480 What titties? What? Okay, you must've heard that. 173 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,040 It's a good baseball field, Ray. It's kinda pretty, isn’t it? 174 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,160 Uh, yeah. Told you. 175 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:46,080 Did not. No, you did not. You been busy plowin’ my corn. Did. 176 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,720 Fire 177 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:06,120 Mark of Buddha, my ass. Look at you now-- dead, ashes. 178 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,960 Damn, Ivory. After all these years of blazin', 179 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,720 who would've thought the last thing to wind up smokin' would be your ass? 180 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,640 I'm gonna miss you, dog, 181 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,000 and I'm gonna be thinkin' about you while I'm taking them THC's. 182 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,920 And ifyou're really my boy, 183 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,360 you'll make sure I pass that motherfucker, ya heard? 184 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,600 Thanks, Pops. Matter of fact, what's up with that little-- 185 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,840 Can I get a little-- Never mind. Forget it. 186 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,000 Rude-ass motherfucker. Stingy bastard! 187 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,440 Shit. 188 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,920 « Early Girl.» 189 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,480 Ooh, Ivory! My, how you've grown! 190 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,080 Wow! 191 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:57,440 Damn, Ivory! I had no idea you could stink so good, nigga! 192 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,360 Jeez! 193 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,040 Oh, hey, man, get that car fixed, yo. 194 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,720 Bumbaclot, boy! 195 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,200 Cisco Kid was a friend of mine 196 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,800 Man, get the fuck outta here, man! 197 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,400 Look at this little-ass bag of fuckin' weed! Cisco Kid 198 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,000 Yes, Lord. Ooh, damn! 199 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,520 He drink whiskey Pancho drink the wine 200 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,640 Oh! 201 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,680 Oh! 202 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,120 Oh! Oh! Oh, shit! 203 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,600 My weed! Oh! Oh! 204 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,600 No cigar? No! 205 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,600 Fuck! Fuck! Bitch! Fuck! Fuck! 206 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,280 Bitch! Fuck! 207 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,760 To think that jammin' was a thing of the-- 208 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,880 Got blunt? 209 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,120 Got weed? 210 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,000 Man, that shit smell good as hell, dog. 211 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,200 I'm Jamal. Peace. Silas. 212 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,080 Say, you tryin' to get somethin' to bring them nerves down too, huh, bro? 213 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,880 Yeah, I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores. 214 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,800 Right? Right. 215 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,920 Right. 216 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,520 Look at that car. Is it on fire? 217 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,880 Hit that, son. 218 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,680 This is the shit. That shit is called Ivory. 219 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,880 It's the shit. That's the Ivory. 220 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,120 Goddamn! That is the shit. 221 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,640 Hey, y'all pass that, kid? 222 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,680 I just gave it to the guy in the back, man. 223 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,800 Guy in the back? What the fuck are you-- 224 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,400 What's up, dog? That's Ivory. 225 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,400 No, that's the Ivory, bro. 226 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,200 Damn. Ivory! Holy shit! 227 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:16,040 You got to be kiddin' me! Yo, yo, you, Silas! Chill out! Silas! 228 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,960 Word! 229 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,120 What the fuck is goin' on? Ain't you supposed to be dead? 230 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,160 I am dead, but this is what happens when you smoke your boy. 231 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,800 Holy shit! Man, let me try that! Silas, relax. 232 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,240 Can we talk about this in your car? 233 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,120 Can we talk about this in your car? 234 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,120 Look. I know how you can get hi gh scores. 235 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,840 I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost. 236 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,640 Don't touch me, man. It's me, dog. 237 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,720 What are you doin'? You just runnin' the streets, fuckin' with the livin'? 238 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,840 No, bro. I'm just here for you. 239 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,320 But you gotta understand people can only see me when they smoke me. 240 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,680 I got all the answers. I can consult with people. 241 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,640 Socrates, Nietzsche-- even the old dude who made up this test. 242 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,560 That's bullshit. I bullshit you not. 243 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,640 I told you I have your back, even if I got hit by a bus. 244 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,840 Your ass didn't even get hit by a bus. 245 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,240 I made it! I can't feel my legs, but I'm alive! 246 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,720 - - 247 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,480 - And you predicted that shit? - Yeah. 248 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,000 What are you doin' here? You gonna hook me up with a chick... 249 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,000 with no gag reflex or some shit like that? 250 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,120 Even better. I'm gonna be in there with you. 251 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,680 By the time I'm done with you, every college in the country will be knockin' at your door. 252 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,800 Ow! Shit! Man, I must not be high enough, man. 253 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:45,120 - He a ghost, man. - Cool. That explains everything. 254 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,360 I'm up here tryin' to put my fuckin' hand through the-- 255 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:53,760 We've never had anybody, let alone two people, get a perfect score. 256 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:58,360 We either have a one-in-six-billion phenomenon or a cheat. 257 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,280 Damn! But it would have been impossible... 258 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:04,120 for either of you to cheat, you had two totally different versions of the test. 259 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:08,920 Congratulations. These scores are going to get you into any college in the country. 260 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,120 Yo, we still high on that Ivory? 261 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,520 Dean, it's as simple as this. 262 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,920 The trustees of the university are riding my ass... 263 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,920 about getting some color up at Harvard. 264 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,920 Excuse me? Ethnic diversity. 265 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,840 The trustees seem to think we need it. 266 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,520 How come we don't have more minorities? How should I know? 267 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,800 If we don't do something soon, I might get fired. 268 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,480 What about Upchuck Kamalu? He's Eskimo. 269 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,280 Why isn't he considered as a minority? And I brought him in. 270 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,640 Yes, but it's breaking the bank keeping his igloo frozen. 271 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,640 Dean, what about those two guys I read about from the tri-states? 272 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,040 They made perfect scores on their THC's! 273 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,560 I saw those guys' pictures. They look like mug shots! 274 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,000 I don't care. I want them! 275 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:00,200 At Reparations Technical Institute, we offer a cornucopia of educational... 276 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,360 and business opportunities for brothers and sisters to pursue higher learning. 277 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,600 Read from the brochure, brother. Brothers, join us... 278 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,360 at Reparations Technical Institute and learn hatred for the white devil... 279 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,480 in a relaxed campus atmosphere, where classes range... 280 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,840 from... to... Hatred for the White Devil... Advanced Hatred for the White Devil... 281 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,960 and... volleyball. 282 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,920 - Next! - You think you're all hot tamales right now, I'll tell you. 283 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,840 Why don't you come to the base and understand what it's really like to be somebody special? 284 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,840 You can work hard, you learn... 285 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,120 - and then you can build refrigerators and such. - Next! 286 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,520 - Taking a vow of celibacy, - Next. 287 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,280 - frees your mind and your body. - Next! Next! 288 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,320 Harvard? Man, ain't it a lot Of richie people up there? 289 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,440 Shit, I gotta roll up that joint, dog. 290 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,800 Well, with test scores like theses, you can roll up any joint you want. 291 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,720 But Harvard, gentlemen, is not just any joint. It's an institution. 292 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,800 All I wanna do is develop my herbal in a real lab... 293 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,760 and get some head while I'm doin' it. 294 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,320 Well, we have the finest botany department in the world... 295 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,800 and a quality of life like no other-- 296 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,440 music, artists and the women. 297 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,000 So, does it sound tempting? Ivy League atmosphere? 298 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,080 A place where you can really grow academically? 299 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,240 Shit, I fucks with ya. Shit, I fucks with you too. 300 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,440 - Is that good? - Yes, that's a «yes.» 301 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,440 Then we'll fucks with each other. 302 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,240 Then we'll fucks with each other. 303 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,160 Eh, yo. Damn! 304 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,440 Alls look like they still in high school, yo. 305 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,400 If there's grass on the infield, play ball. 306 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,880 Where the fuck is orientation at, anyway? 307 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,600 Yeah! 308 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,920 - What the fuck was that? -Jesus! 309 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,720 If I can pull off six years at a community college, 310 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,880 I know I can get at least 1 2 years up in this motherfucker. 311 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,120 Yo, how much of that Ivory shit we got anyway? 312 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,800 We limited, all right? We gonna have to split this shit up. 313 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,880 You know what I'm sayin'? We only blaze at test times. 314 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,040 What, no wake and bake? Got other stuff for that. 315 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,960 Okay. 316 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,840 Bart! 317 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,320 Remember those artifacts that I found this summer? Well, I was right! 318 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,640 They are Ben Franklin's! Great! 319 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,240 Did you figure out where you wanna eat dinner tonight? 320 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,200 Dinner? Bart, you know, some of these things are-- 321 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,120 They look like earlier inventions, 322 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,520 and if I can discover what these are, 323 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,120 it could be the greatest find in the history of anyone attending Harvard. 324 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,520 I love Ben Franklin, girl, 325 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,840 and I could listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long. 326 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,720 Excuse me? 327 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,320 Oh, do anybody know where the financial aid office is? 328 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,840 Well, my man, let me think. 329 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,600 See that statue right there? It's beautiful, isn't it? 330 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,280 That statue is in the likeness of my great granddaddy Dooster, 331 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,800 so I'm guessin' that would be the Dooster House-- 332 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,160 the financial aid office. 333 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,120 Gee, I don't think I've ever met anyone who actually needed to go there. 334 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,040 All we did was come over for directions. 335 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,560 If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked, 336 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,600 you wouldn't sound so fuckin' smug, now would you? 337 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,000 My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot. 338 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,960 Let's start over. I'm Bart. Yeah, I'm Jamal. 339 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,840 Well, my friend, this is crew, but don't even think about it. 340 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,320 You don't look like you could hang, Jamaine. 341 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,000 The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up. 342 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,480 Who are they? Who are they, goddamn it? It's rowing, Jimmy Jam. 343 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,160 Well, Bart-fart, you got skills in it? 344 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,960 I'm captain of the team. 345 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,480 If you can do it, I can do it, sucker. Right, goddamn it! 346 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,840 This isn't basketball, J. Rock. 347 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,800 I train all year round for three seasons to make number one in single sculls. 348 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,960 You about to be number two, 'cause I'm signin' up, buddy. 349 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,360 Well, practice starts tomorrow at 6?00 a.m., all right? 350 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,680 Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there. 351 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:50,200 As dean of freshmen, I have welcomed students from all over the world. 352 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,960 From Korea, from Rome... 353 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,880 Istanbul. 354 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,800 Students enter Harvard with a variety of goals. 355 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,080 Excuse me. Are we in the right place? 356 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,960 -Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? - You? You? 357 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,200 Uh, as I was saying, 358 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,720 Harvard isn't for everyone. 359 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,720 Oh, shit. We got a black man for a teacher. 360 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,560 That's what I'm talkin'‘bout. What's up, bro? Hallo. We straight, dog. 361 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,640 We straight. 362 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,920 - As I was saying-- - What's wrong with this ass? 363 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,200 He probably been locked up more times than me and your ass put together. 364 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,360 Get’im! No green Jimmy the Cricket suit-wearin' ass motherfucker. 365 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,920 Get’im! No short Colin Powell haircut, havin'-ass motherfucker. 366 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Get’im! Little Angela Davis moustache... 367 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,400 wearin’-ass motherfucker! Get’im! 368 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,640 You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut, fade-havin’-around-the-side wearin’ motherfucker! 369 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:45,640 You little Sammy Davis Award Junior afro-haircut- havin’-ass motherfucker! 370 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,160 Get’i m! You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny double-statin'-- 371 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,080 Get’im! You little dog-with-a-haircut-- 372 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,000 Gentlemen! 373 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,240 If you don't mind, I'd like you to sit down. I would like to continue. 374 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,200 Excuse me. 375 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,440 Excuse me. Watch your toes. Watch the colon. Excuse me. 376 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,720 Thank you for your... 377 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,720 entertaining anecdotes. 378 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,240 We here at Harvard are rooted in tradition. 379 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,640 Fuck is this? 380 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,560 - That's toilet water. - 381 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,240 It's a part of my pledge. Do you guys mind? 382 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,240 No, but do you mind talkin' that way? 383 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,040 'Cause your breath smell like straight ass-crack, bro. 384 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,720 Isn't there a hip-hop convention you two should be at or something? 385 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,960 - Oh, shark has fangs! - Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him. 386 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,400 We probably the only blackheads he seen since he looked in the mirror. 387 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,680 Can you guys just show a little respect? Jeez! 388 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,280 - This class is fuckin' boring. I'm outta here! - Uh, excuse me. 389 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,560 Did I hear you say something? With all due respect, suck my dick. 390 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,880 No, sir, I'm not saying anything. It-- It's these guys. 391 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,560 - You're an asshole. - Did you call me an asshole? 392 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,560 - No, I said «idiot.» - An idiot? 393 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,960 No, sir. What did you say? 394 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,960 - I said that this school has nice halls. - This is not funny. 395 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,160 You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, Dean. 396 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,520 I think we've had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave! 397 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,440 Sir-- 398 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,800 This would never have happened if I were black. 399 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 400 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,520 Better pull back on those pedals, boy. Why? 401 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,720 Maximum speed on campus is 15 M.P.H.'s. 402 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,360 M.P.H.'s? 403 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,880 Fifty bucks? Oh, man, I can't pay this. 404 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,760 Well. This isn't even a real ticket. 405 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,880 It's a student citation. I'm a volunteer. 406 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,280 You need to pay that by Friday at 5:00-- 407 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,840 That was uncalled for. Eat me. 408 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,800 You just earned yourself another citation. Fuck off! 409 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,600 Well, well, well. 410 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,480 Look who we have here. 411 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,040 Damn, this bike phat as hell! Whoa! Don't touch! 412 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:56,720 All right, leave the bike alone. Did you just call me fat? And what is that stench? 413 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,280 That's my cologne Can only buy it from Mennen. 414 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,960 I don't know what that is. Forewarning, gentlemen: 415 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,440 You better watch your mouths and your behind. 416 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,240 See, I'm lookin' for the ecstasy. I'm lookin' for the pot. 417 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,120 Oh, yeah. I'm lookin' for those’ shrooms. 418 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,600 Shit, we lookin' for that shit too! 419 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,560 What are you talkin' about? Same thing you talkin' about. 420 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,200 What are we talkin' about? Look, Gerald. Either your holdin', 421 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,600 or go to your little roadster and move the fuck on, okay? 422 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,240 It's Volunteer Officer Pickelstein, and I am watching you. 423 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,960 Oh, I'm watching you-- like a hawk. 424 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,560 Like a hawk! Somebody needs a hug. 425 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,920 Don't worry, baby. You can suck my dick after class. 426 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,040 Oh! Wow! 427 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,840 Oh, she wants me. Welcome to Lovell House. 428 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,000 You look funky fresh, and funky fresh... 429 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,400 always likes funky fresh women. 430 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,200 «Amir: Professional student/ resident advisor for you.» 431 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,240 And professional player. So, what's mine is yours, 432 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,920 and what's yours I've probably already had. 433 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:06,640 You and you and me, we're the same: Africa tan. 434 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,280 - The original man was like us, man. - Whatever, nigga. 435 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,960 « I believe in the Fly Club, its traditions and its ideals. 436 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,120 I believe in the--» Excuse me. Do you have to play that loud? 437 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,080 - I'm trying to study my pledge book. - This Niggas With Attitude. 438 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:24,000 If you smart, you tell people you love NWA. They think you cool. 439 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,440 A coupla notes get you hogtied and roped Dope like guns 440 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,640 Why you wear smelly eggs? 441 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,680 These eggs are a part of my pledging. 442 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,360 I am getting thousands of lifetime connections here. 443 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,280 I'm gonna be a part of a fraternity. 444 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,040 Hey, hey, hey! What's up? What's up? 445 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,560 Oh, God. One glove, my brothers! 446 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,720 I am Tuan, child prodigy. 447 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,400 Well, I'm Jamal, a pothead. 448 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,600 Silas, entrepre-Negro. 449 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,920 Jamal! Oh! 450 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,320 Fresh gear, man! You like? 451 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,280 I designed it myself. I call it "BF. " 452 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,040 - BUFU. - Oh, no. Not you two! 453 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,080 Pink-ass Paul Bunyan plaid-pussy-shirt-wearin’-- 454 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,680 Man, I'll fuck your ass up. Shut up. 455 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,760 Okay, but if you two are our roommates, who's that? 456 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,920 That's I Need Money! Goddamn! 457 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,000 Okay, but, what's his name? 458 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,640 I Need Money! 459 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,200 - Doesn't talk. How come he? - I Need Money, he's a mute. 460 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,600 When we first hooked up, he wrote on a slip of paper « I Need Money.» 461 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,640 I said, «Shit! Me too,» 462 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,240 and we started makin' it together after that. 463 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,920 - Where he stayin'? - Harvard. 464 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:45,520 Lovell House. Second Floor, right on the couch. 465 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,880 But he's smoking in our room. That's not legal. 466 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,320 Just be cool, And you might have some fun this semester. 467 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,320 Stupid. 468 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,360 NWA? Kid, what do you know about that? 469 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,240 Yeah, yeah. I love Niggers With Attitudes. 470 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,160 Nobody-- I repeat, nobody... 471 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,960 - drops the N-bomb up in here. - Nobody. 472 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:12,160 - That go for you too. - Hey, I am down with you, man. 473 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,720 You East coast, I Far East coast. 474 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,720 I'm from Wisconsin. 475 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,760 Yo, fresh and funky. 476 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,400 Dean Cain wants to see you in his office. Don't be late. 477 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,080 Gentlemen, this institution has graduated... 478 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,080 countless Fortune 500 C.E.O.'s, 479 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,120 41 Nobel laureates and 6 presidents. 480 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,240 Hey, Dean... 481 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,560 where's all them fly-ass women the chancellor was talkin' about? 482 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,680 I mean, so far, I only seen some stuck-up, 483 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,600 nerdy-ass-lookin' women out there. 484 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,800 Aah! 485 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,160 You were dropping Chee-tos... 486 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,000 You were dropping Chee-tos... 487 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,760 on an original 18th-century handwoven tapestry! 488 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,680 You mean, this carpet? 489 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,080 This is out of my personal collection. 490 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,760 I got this in my travels to Nepal! 491 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,160 Man, I know the bitch that make these rugs. You know Juanita. 492 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,840 - Yeah, I remember that bitch. - It means the world to me! 493 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,040 Now, as I was saying, here at Harvard... 494 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,080 we have very high standards. 495 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,280 Any student on a scholarship... 496 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:26,880 must maintain at least a 2.0 average, or you will be expelled. 497 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,360 It's good to know we have the support of the faculty, Dean. 498 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,160 And don't you worry. Me and Jamal here, 499 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,920 - we're all about good grades. - Is that right, Mr. King? 500 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,160 Hell, motherfuck-- I mean, yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir. 501 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,960 Slam, slam, brother My brother 502 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,080 Is that the one that you want 503 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,680 Slam, slam, brother My brother, is that the one that you want 504 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,120 Now, how is carbon dioxide changed into oxygen? 505 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,720 Plants, dick! God ! You guys! 506 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,680 Jamal. Jamal. Jamal. 507 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,600 Sleepyhead, wake up! 508 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,200 I got somethin' for your ass. 509 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,200 Come on, gentlemen! Pick it up if you want to be part of this squad! 510 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,520 Taxi! 511 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,320 Whew! What took y'all guys so long? 512 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,360 Coach, I have not lost an oar run in three years. 513 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,280 I'm wonderin' if this guy cheated. 514 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,520 Cheated? Man, fuck you! 515 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,480 Why is fuckin' Dick Butt-kiss over here always ridin' me? 516 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,720 Dick Butt-kiss? Did you hear that, Coach? He's cursing! 517 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,840 Bart, I think you'd better go open up the boathouse. 518 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,760 But, Coach! Bart! 519 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,240 I don't think you wanna see this. 520 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,120 You, here. 521 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,440 Come here. Come here! 522 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,920 Nice comeback on the Dick Butt-kiss. I wish I could have said that. 523 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,800 His parents have been driving me crazy, making my life a misery for years, 524 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,720 but they give lots of money to the university. 525 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,640 I have to go to those lousy cocktail parties. 526 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,400 She has lousy perfume, and he has a lousy toupee. 527 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,280 Anyway, you keep throwing zingers to this jerk-off, 528 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,800 and you're gonna make the team, son. 529 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,200 And let that be a lesson to you! This is the last time! 530 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,080 All right, rookies, push-ups! Get down! 531 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,760 Yo, what's up with the fast stroll? 532 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,080 Can I holler? Hi. 533 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,000 The role played... 534 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,360 by the African-Americans in the history of this country... 535 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,360 has been largely unnoticed. 536 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,400 Of course, history is the record of an account of the past, 537 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,760 but the issue here is, who is recording the account? 538 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,040 If it's Snowflake, Whitey... 539 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,840 Paleface, Peckeoods, Cracker, 540 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,520 well, we got Cleopatra looking like Elizabeth Taylor, 541 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,200 Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki. 542 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,560 But if it's one of my proud black people that's doing the recording of the account-- 543 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,560 Yo, Silas! 544 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,480 Well, we might have Moses looking like... 545 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,160 this fine black man right here. 546 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,000 But black people don't get any credit. I'm sore as a motherfucker, man. 547 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,560 Who invented the air conditioner? A black man. 548 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,040 What's up, dogs? 549 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,520 Yo, son, I'm sore as a bitch in here. And you know what else? 550 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,480 I'm gonna have to knock that Bart character the fuck out. 551 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,680 Once again, a black man. 552 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,560 Can't this wait till after class? You're supposed to be in here anyway. 553 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,400 This is Black History. Black History? 554 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,760 Man, it look like all the black students that was in here are history, nigga. 555 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,920 - Shh! - You tellin' me to «shh»? 556 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,040 Fuck history. Oh, that's right. 557 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,320 - Fuck history. - Yeah, fuck history. 558 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,960 I'm Mr. Moses. I expect you'll be ready for your quiz tomorrow. Quiz, my ass! 559 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,040 The white man teachin' Black History, anyway, that's some bullshit. 560 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,320 I'm goin' to lunch, take a nice long shit. 561 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,240 That's the kind of attitude I like to hear. And, uh, where are you going? 562 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,560 Um, we didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us. 563 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,520 Ooh, all right! Malcolm X! 564 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,200 I'm glad someone's appreciating the knowledge I'm dropping on you today. 565 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,560 What about you two? Why don't yo walk out and protest with your brothers? 566 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,200 Walk out on me! What are you doing sitting there? You look like Whitey. 567 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,200 You look like a couple of goddamn Uncle Toms! Walk on out! 568 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,760 That's right, get up and move! You should lynch me! 569 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,280 Lynch me for what my people have done to your people. 570 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,240 Stand up for your rights Move on up! Move on up! 571 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,720 Go, go, go, go. 572 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,560 Hey, what's up? 573 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,560 Stop! 574 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,160 Bicycle, bicycle 575 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,080 Hey, what's going on here? 576 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,320 He took my baby! Stop! 577 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,640 Bring my baby back! 578 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,560 Bike, bike Not my baby! Oh, God! 579 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,760 Oh, please, God! Come back! 580 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,200 Bicycle, bicycle 581 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,320 Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle 582 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,640 Bicycle Oh, no! 583 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,520 Oh, my God! My wheels! 584 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,360 Oh, my horn! Please don’t back up! Please don’t back up! 585 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,360 Hey, you! Where's E I m and Third? 586 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,640 What? Don't go forward! 587 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,600 Not forward! 588 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,440 - That's not yours! - Look at these, bro! 589 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,400 No, don't put’em in-- Oh, my baby! 590 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,400 Can anyone tell me the name Of this plant? Bart? 591 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,720 Oh, yeah. It's a, uh, hanging rubber plant. 592 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,360 It's indigenous to the wet drylands of the Northern Hemisphere. 593 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,040 Yeah, right, Bart. Would you bet money on that? 594 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,520 Or is that like below the « Dooster Principle»? 595 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,800 Yeah, I'll bet on it. How about an S.U.V.? I got three of’em. 596 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,240 And the survey says, "You lose." 597 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,520 It's a neem plant, Professor. 598 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,880 Oui. It is, but how did you know that, Silas? 599 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,920 I had this nasty-ass rash once. 600 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,680 Put a little neem plant on it, cleared it up in an hour. 601 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,160 - I even smoked it before. - Well, that figures. 602 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,320 One thing it doesn't cure, though? Bein' a spoiled little bitch. 603 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,480 I'd like you all to do an experiment on a plant, 604 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,840 something that may benefit mankind. 605 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,880 And if you devise something groundbreaking, 606 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,360 I guarantee you an "A " in this course. Class dismissed. 607 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,160 Good work, everyone. Keep up the good work. Thank you. 608 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,920 So, he likes plants, does he? 609 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,720 I see still waters run deep. Please believe. 610 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,120 But wait till you see my presentation. 611 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,600 You gonna love me after that. 612 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,040 So, Lauren, you might as well tell him now and get it over with. 613 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,960 What? You know. How you said... 614 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,280 you're startin' to see Bart for the shallow bastard that he is, 615 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,160 and eventually you're gonna leave his ass for me. 616 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,080 Allah. 617 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,040 This semester in Women's Studies, we will discuss... 618 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,920 how women are objectified in popular culture, 619 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,320 while the masculine bastards exploit women's ideas for great profit, 620 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,680 - then take all the credit. -Jamal! 621 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,320 # I just wanna touch you tease you, lick you # - You have the most amazing... 622 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,240 # Please you, love you, hold you # penis. 623 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,360 Yes, I do. # Make love to you # 624 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,560 # And I'm gonna kiss you Suck you # 625 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:20,280 # Taste you, ride you Feel you deep inside me “ 626 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,480 Hell, yeah. 627 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,960 So you're playin’ grabby-ass again, huh? 628 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,560 - Ma! - Did you wash your ass today? 629 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,720 Aah! Aah! Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma! 630 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,920 You hi gh yet? Hell, no, man. Maybe not high enough. 631 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,000 Where the hell is he? 632 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,000 Maybe I ain't hit it hard enough. 633 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,680 What are you doin' in there? Droppin' your kids off at the pool? 634 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,320 Oh, shit. 635 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,320 Hey, what's up, J? Give me five. 636 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,080 Yo, I hate it when you do that. I love that funny shit. 637 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,320 - What took you so long, man? - Biggie and ’Pac, they throwin' a party, man. 638 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,680 Open bar all night, man. Everything was cool, man, 639 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,240 till Marvin Gaye came in there trippin'. 640 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,560 - Marvin Gaye? - Yeah. 641 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,720 Listen, man, we got a test in about five minutes. Word. 642 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,800 What's that got to do with me? I know you ready. You studied for it. 643 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,080 Ready? We ain't studied-- 644 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,000 Come on, son. You've got a golden opportunity here... 645 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,400 to make somethin' of yourself, and you just throwin' it away? 646 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,720 - It's time for you to learn a lesson. - Come on, Ive. 647 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,440 I'm out, man. Ive! 648 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,360 Don't play! Yo, talk to your boy. 649 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,920 Why you go and tell him we ain't studied for the test? Damn all that! 650 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,360 You should've thought about all that before you got us-- What's up! 651 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,480 I was just fuckin' with you, man. 652 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,880 Come on, son. This is some good shit. 653 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,800 You know you my boy, man. 654 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,000 «C,» Silas. Come on, man. It's Portuguese. 655 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,920 1 863. That's «B.» 656 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,280 J, what are you doin'? 1 961, «B.» 657 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,160 Trust me. I got all the answers. You just told me that answer. 658 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,920 «A,» French. Definitely the French. 659 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,680 Goddamn virgins. At least y'all bein' entertained. 660 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,840 I ain't seen a stitch of pussy on this whole campus. 661 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,680 The chickens are not clucking around here. 662 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,720 You've come to the right place. I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years. 663 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,080 I know everything there is to know about Ivy League women. 664 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,560 Twelve years? Damn, kid. 665 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,480 Your people payin' for all this shit? 666 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,080 A drop in the bucket, sucker. I remain here solely for the purpose of... 667 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,480 hooking up with Harvard women-- 668 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,600 short ones, tall ones, 669 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,680 skinny ones, chunky ones. 670 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,720 Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushin'. 671 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,120 Yes. I want to boldly go where no man has gone before. 672 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,040 I am an explorer. 673 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,280 I see you are very much liking to explore S. T.D.’s also, my friend. 674 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,240 That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip, dog. 675 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,280 Is that why no puff-puff? Pass the dutchie, my friends. 676 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,520 This is nothing! I cut myself shaving. Yeah, whatever. 677 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,840 We need to start importin' some ho's. 678 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,800 Molly, get in here! You have to see this! 679 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,120 Oh, my! Look at those muscles! 680 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,600 - He is quite attractive. - Indeed. 681 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,120 I think there's some freak in those gigs. 682 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,960 Yeah! Here we go. 683 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,560 Don't get the wrong idea. We've never done this before. 684 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,560 We're virgins. 685 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,880 Virgins? No, you're not. 686 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,640 - Yes, we are. Yes! - Nah! 687 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,520 No, no, no. 688 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,560 Yes, yes, yes. 689 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,440 No, no, no! 690 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,320 Yes, yes, yes! 691 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,560 Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh! 692 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,040 Why do good girls like bad guys Hey, bro, change for a 20? 693 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,000 Hey yo, Boo like bad guys Good girls 694 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,920 Showin' that bad guys Showin’ that thigh 695 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,120 And why do want a honey with class Dog niggaz 696 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,320 Sometimes you want more than just a honey with ass 697 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,120 Hey, yo, who would ever think that the two would go good 698 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,080 History! 699 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,760 Got an «A-pl us, « my nigga. 700 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,840 Whew-whew! Who is that? 701 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:24,360 - That is all me, G. - That's the vice president's daughter, 702 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,920 as in vice president of the United States. 703 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,920 Jamal, you don't want that. Them girls only know three words: 704 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,920 «stop,» «no» and «don't.» 705 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,320 Uh-oh, my brother. You got those words backwards. 706 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,000 They always tell me, « No, don't stop!» 707 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,800 Excuse me. Player, player. 708 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,680 We are about to tighten this ass up right here. 709 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,080 She's got this long, black hair 710 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,760 It's a-hangin' on down her back 711 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,760 Long, black, pretty legs and she walks just like a cat 712 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,480 Hypnotic eyes and a stacked-up love sack 713 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,520 She not only wants your love she wants your life after that 714 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,440 Don’t do it Don’t give your love to sexy Ida 715 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,200 'Cause she's a sister of the black widow spider 716 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,960 Sorry, sir. Jamie's not accepting any male callers at this time. 717 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,440 Man, I ain't callin'. I'm right here. 718 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,320 Cedric, step aside. 719 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,360 Ooh-whee! 720 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,760 What's your name? I'm Jamal. 721 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,120 You ever been arrested, Jamal? Uh, no. 722 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,880 Ever busted up your mother's house and slapped her when she asked you about it? 723 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,920 Oh, hell, no! Crazy? 724 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,120 You ain't my type. 725 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,840 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 726 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,760 Hold! Hold! Hold! 727 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,840 I once got arrested for stealin' a car one time, 728 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,440 but my mother dropped the charges. 729 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,120 Well, it's not a felony, but maybe we can work with that. 730 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,160 Yo! 731 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,040 - I didn't mean to scare you. Can I come in? - Um-- 732 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,960 Sure, come on in. 733 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,760 Move my things. There you go. You can sit there. 734 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,800 Thank you. How very thoughtful. 735 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,120 You'll have to pardon my dust. 736 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,600 I've got a lot of artifacts and delicate things down here. 737 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:22,680 What's this shit? Looks old. Oh, it is old. 738 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000 It's over 200 years old. 739 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,400 I, um, sort of discovered it. 740 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,520 You discovered all this crazy shit. You a straight-up genius, girl. 741 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,600 Well, I don't know about all that. 742 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,480 I do know it's Ben Franklin's. I just don't know what it is. 743 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:44,080 But I was thinking that it could be like this old Revolutionary cannon... 744 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,480 or a telescope, or-- 745 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,680 Whatever it is, this shit is hot. 746 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,040 Let me ask you somethin'. Yeah. 747 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,400 How'd you hook up with that Bart dude? 748 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,840 I've known Bart all my life, 749 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,000 and if it weren't for his family, I probably wouldn't be here. 750 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,680 Isn't that... sweet? 751 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,000 Look, you got a little somethin' on your dress. 752 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,840 - My eyes. - Aha! 753 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,080 Bart, honey, sweetie, you are just in time... 754 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,840 because I've just finished studying. 755 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,760 Studying? Yeah. 756 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,640 I didn't know the two of you were studying in here, alone, with the lights dimmed, 757 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,160 drinking beer! 758 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,800 Look, Silas, I know What you're trying to do. You're trying to frick her! 759 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:40,360 Whatever, Bart-kowski. Listen, I was just admiring your girl's, uh, thing. 760 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,400 Oh, well, I guess I should say «thanks.» 761 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,320 This is a part of history, man. 762 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,440 Your girl is doin' somethin' I think you need to recognize. 763 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,080 - Yeah? So? - Listen, I'm out. 764 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,920 Um, maybe next time I'll get to study with you. Peace. 765 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,600 "Peace" is meant to explain a state of tranquility. 766 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,160 So why don't you try thinking of another way to say «good-bye,» 767 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,040 now that you're amongst civilized people? 768 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,320 Well, Mr. Civilized, «peace» can also be used interjectionally... 769 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,200 as a request, greeting or farewell. 770 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,680 So try to find another way to be an asshole-- 771 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,000 if you don't know your grammar, that is. 772 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,240 Peace. 773 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,240 Okay, Bart! 774 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,520 God. Can I get my stuff? 775 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,800 Geesh. 776 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,280 Yes. 777 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,400 It was near the medical library. 778 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,320 I think they said it was one of those tick-tocky, blow-uppy, 779 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,200 exploding thingy, pipe bomb thing-things. 780 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,480 Yeah. Yeah. 781 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,800 Thank you. You too. 782 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,120 All righty. Bye. 783 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,360 "Dooster Principle, " 784 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,240 Mm-hmm. 785 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,080 Man, my grandmother would love this shit in her garden. 786 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,520 Outta here. 787 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,680 Locked on, boys. 788 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,800 Yee-hah! Look out! 789 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,960 Timber! 790 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,240 That statue was priceless. It means everything to our family. 791 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,920 Will you stop your damn sniveling, son? 792 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,680 Buck up, Bart! Buck up! 793 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,040 Yo, do you think they gonna find out we stole the Dooster statue? 794 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,800 Hell, no. 795 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,680 Oh, my God. I knew it. 796 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,480 You guys stole the Dooster! They do what? 797 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,360 Fellas, I think it's time we all sat down and kicked it. 798 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,200 No, no, I'm not kicking anything. 799 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,760 I have a pledge meeting to go to and haven't greased myself up. 800 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,280 God, I just don't get you guys. 801 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,720 There's a lot of things in life your ass just don't get. 802 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,320 Yeah, like pussy and respect. 803 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,760 I heard that. 804 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,000 See, the system is geared to put... 805 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,600 most of the wealth into the hands of a few. 806 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,560 Rich weapons, poor schooling. 807 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,320 Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, for sure. 808 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,200 Y'all don't know shit. I'm gonna learns you, though. I'm gonna learns you. 809 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,800 Dwarves, midgets, 810 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,840 motherfuckin' unicorns. 811 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,520 Them motherfuckers don't wanna see a black man make it. 812 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,440 Yeah. Know what I mean? 813 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,640 For sure. Know what I mean? 814 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,840 And I'll tell you somethin' else. 815 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,840 Oh, what you missed this You got to bear witness 816 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,640 Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas 817 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,440 Yes, I smoke shit Straight off the roach clip 818 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,280 I roll shit, fold the blunt at once to approach it For sure. 819 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,560 Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean 820 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,360 Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean 821 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,880 The herb is more than just a powerful potion What's the commotion 822 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,760 Word up, young M C. You're just in time to help cheer us to victory. 823 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,880 Young MC. 824 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,160 Bart, you know, I think you keep getting funnier every day. 825 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,160 You ain't gonna be laughin' in a minute, motherfucker. 826 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:04,160 Jamal. Bart, I've decided since you and Jamal are my two best athletes, 827 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,480 I want you up against Yale. Ah! 828 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,240 You can't just change the line up! That's against the rules! 829 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,840 What rules? Who cares? Do you guys care about the rules? 830 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,760 No. There you go. 831 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,880 In the far lane, we have Yale. 832 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,880 In the near lane, we have Harvard. 833 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,080 On your mark, get set-- 834 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:24,120 And they're off! It's a clean start. 835 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,320 What are you doing, Hip-Hop Hooray? Paddle! 836 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,080 Paddle like a man! Shoot the J! Get diggy with it. Something. 837 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,240 They're blowin' Harvard's ass out of the water. 838 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,680 Jamal, what is your ass doin' rowin' a boat? 839 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,680 - You supposed to be in class. - Who the hell is that woman in the sky? 840 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,600 - I don't know. - What's the matter? 841 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,400 - You been smokin' too much ganja, huh? - She's huge! 842 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,400 I guess you might as well come back home and live with me. 843 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,400 - Oh, hell, no! - Did you cuss at me? 844 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,280 Row, motherfucker, row! 845 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,360 Yes, Dean Cain. Am I to believe this is correct? 846 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,160 Jamal and Silas have gotten all «A's»? 847 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,120 I'll call you back. 848 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,280 How you doin', Dean? How you doin'? How you been? 849 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,640 I see you're checkin' out my gear, eh? 850 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:20,320 - Pretty tight, right? - Actually, it's rather baggy. 851 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,800 No, man. It's fat, dope, cool. It's BUFU, man. 852 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,240 Bill, what has happened to you? Sit down and take off those glasses. 853 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,360 All righty. 854 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,440 Tell me, how is Jamal doing? 855 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,720 Oh, fine. He's coming along. 856 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,400 Now, listen, Jamie's father is having an upcoming election, 857 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,320 and it won't look good if she's involved with someone from the lower class. 858 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,000 Isn't Jamie a freshman? 859 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,800 All right. So you want me to tell Jamal to stop seeing Jamie. 860 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,800 Well, I could that, but he'll tell me, «Hey, man--» 861 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,680 Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you! 862 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,520 Point well taken. I need you to help me get proof... 863 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,440 that Jamal is diddling Jamie. 864 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:02,240 Oh, I see now, yes. It's all good, yeah. 865 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,200 I'll go holler at him, son. Oh, yeah. 866 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,920 Bill, did you just call me «son»? Hmm? 867 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,840 Word. 868 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 «Word»? 869 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,240 Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke. 870 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,320 Good. Stroke, smoke. 871 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,240 Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke. 872 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,400 Hey, Dean Cain think he can kick me out the school that easy? 873 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,200 - He got another thing comin'. - What an asshole. 874 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,760 Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man. I owe you. 875 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,680 Ooh! 876 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,440 Listen, Jamie. Me and you cannot see each other no more. 877 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,360 No more datin', no more foolin' around. 878 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,480 None of that. It stop. That's it. 879 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,480 Yes, it's probably better If we stop seeing each other... 880 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,480 for the sake of my father's campaign. 881 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,720 If he lost the election and it was my fault, 882 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,280 gosh, golly, that would be so hard on me. 883 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,280 I don't think I could live with myself. 884 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,040 Look, baby, maybe it would be better if you went to school somewhere down south. 885 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,720 I think you should go down south first. 886 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,640 This guy's a real asshole. 887 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,160 I can’t. I can’t do it, all right? 888 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:20,000 Bring your ass over here! We got work to do before Dean Dickhead gets back. 889 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,120 Please! Come on! 890 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,040 Aren't you worried about getting kicked out? 891 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:41,280 For this? He ain't gonna never find out. Relax. 892 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,840 What happened to bird? Crazy shitting everywhere? 893 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,200 Crazy shit, all right, and it will be everywhere. 894 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,320 - With that, they just won't shit. - Yeah. 895 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,440 They're gonna blow up. 896 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,840 And, as for you two, 897 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,680 ever since you arrived on this campus, there's been several mishaps. 898 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,920 Now my instincts tell me it's you, but I can't prove it-- not yet. 899 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,120 But I know if I give you enough time, 900 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,520 pretty soon you're going to slip up, 901 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,000 and then I'll be able to send you back to your miserable existence. 902 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,160 What the hell Are you wearing? 903 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,960 - BUFU! - BUFU? 904 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,360 «Buy us, fuck you!» 905 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,320 Get out! Out! Out! Out! Out! 906 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,880 «Buy us, fuck you.» 907 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,080 If the chancellor throwin' a Halloween party, 908 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,360 wait till Harvard see our Halloween party! 909 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,680 Yeah, but if Dean Cain find out about this shit, 910 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,160 he gonna be mad 911 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,040 What the fuck is he gonna do? We've got the Ivory. 912 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,720 We're gettin' straight «A's.» 913 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,080 We've got this motherfucker locked up. 914 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,360 They look like they got money. Oh, he kinda cute. 915 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,840 Girl, we gonna get paid! 916 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,160 Ooh, how you doin'? For real! 917 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,560 End-table ass! Hella Back! 918 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,080 Where the party at? We're tryin' to get a party on. 919 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,200 We havin' a party-- costume party at the Lovell House. 920 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,120 1:00 p.m. 921 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,160 Please bring your ass and titties along with you. 922 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:59,120 - We want all the ho's out here to come. - Did you just call us ho's? 923 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,840 - I meant that in a good way. - Oh, okay. 924 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,880 Bring all your horny friends. There you go. Just bring all the ho's. 925 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,560 Y'all gonna pay us, right? 926 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,600 - I don't hear nothin'. - Yeah, we got dough. 927 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,280 Yeah, we got dough. If not, our best friends got dough. 928 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,200 And if not, they best friends got dough. 929 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,440 Yeah, we down with that. Ballers and stuff gonna be there? 930 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,080 Ass, titties, ballers. Go, girl, go! 931 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,320 We gonna be there. All right! 932 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,160 Popcorn player. 933 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,040 I got one more delivery to make. 934 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,560 Guess who used to be black. 935 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,680 Dean Cain. But he is black. 936 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,840 Like a polar bear, but I got a recipe... 937 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,920 that'll inject some ghetto back in his ass. 938 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,280 Got some more beer. What did you do to yourself? 939 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,960 Oh, oh, the Fox Club. 940 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,640 They put me in a shopping cart and shoved me down a hill. 941 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,400 Thank God I fell out before I hit the freeway. 942 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,240 What the fuck you doin'? Put the milk back! You're not supposed to steal from us! 943 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,840 Why are you always taking violent tones with people? 944 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,440 Man, shut up before I kick your ass. 945 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,440 As human beings, we should be able to talk this out, not resort to violence. 946 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,840 How you gonna talk when you shuttin' up? Fine! Fine! 947 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,080 You want some violence? You want a piece of this? 948 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,560 Come on! I'll show you some violence! Come on! 949 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,160 Ow! Oh, God! 950 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,840 Now go to time-out. Go to your room. 951 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,040 I wonder who this could be. 952 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,400 Oh, my goodness. Honey, look at this. 953 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,320 I wonder who these are from. 954 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,920 « Dear Carl, saw these and thought of you. 955 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,840 Love, Mrs. Ray.» 956 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,680 It's my old schoolmarm! I haven't heard from her in years! 957 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,600 Oh, how sweet. 958 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,160 She knows I love brownies. 959 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,320 Mmm! A little piece of heaven. Better than mine? 960 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,200 Darling, I don't remember you cooking brownies. You're right, I don't. 961 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,560 Hurry up, darling, you're going to make us late, and you know I hate to be late. 962 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,800 All right. I'll take these upstairs. 963 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,240 I'll have another one. They're great. 964 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,920 This is how we do it Throw me a beer, you big weenie! 965 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,000 - This is how we do it - Whoo! 966 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,880 Lovell House! 967 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,320 Life is hell. What up, fellas? What's up? 968 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,640 - How was the trip? - Good. Good. 969 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:52,480 I see Monks couldn't make it, so I brought my man I Need Money. 970 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,960 - Is he any good? - He don't talk. He speaks with his hands. 971 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,080 Right, right. You have a good show. 972 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,280 I'm out. 973 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,840 Hey, hey, hey. Don't fuck up tonight, all right? 974 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,240 What the fuck is the plate for, man? 975 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,880 Gonna be a long night. 976 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,200 You know Miss Jenowitz from the Chemistry Department, Nice to see you. 977 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,280 and Miss Lovell from Administration. 978 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,800 And of course you know my wife Sheila. 979 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,480 I almost didn't recognize you. I thought you'd brought a professional model. 980 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,880 You look lovely. Oh, Philip! 981 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,760 - Yeah, the bitch is fine, isn't she? - What? 982 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,120 Dear, can you at least feign some interest? You're embarrassing me. 983 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,520 And will you loosen up? You're so stiff sometimes. Stiff? 984 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,920 Bart, this party is stiff. Excuse me, can you hold this? I'm hot. 985 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,480 Can you put this back on, actually? Your butt is sticking out. 986 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,960 - What? - What a jerk! 987 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,360 Don't spoil your appetite, Dean. We're about to have some lobster bisque... 988 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,840 and Indian pudding that doesn't stop. 989 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,200 I got the munchies like a motherfucker. Hold this, baby. 990 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,960 He seems unusual tonight. He's dehydrated. 991 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,720 Dance! 992 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,160 Yo, baby, this is boring as hell. Yo, yo, yo, yo, deejay ! 993 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,040 Hit me! 994 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,720 Come here, girl! 995 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah 996 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,600 You two stay put. I'm gonna hurt you! 997 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,600 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 998 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:07,720 Yo, J. Yo, T. 999 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,320 See those two fine ass ho's right there? 1000 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,440 Don't you wish they were really ho's... 1001 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,360 and they came over here and said, 1002 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:18,080 «We want to run a dick-sucking marathon with y'all two»? 1003 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,400 Oh, yeah. I'd like that. Me too! 1004 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,800 Mm, okay. You and you. 1005 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,640 We wanna run a dick-suckin' marathon with y'all. 1006 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,280 Okay. I'm not that good at it. 1007 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,080 Oh, baby, I ain't laughin'. I'm gonna make you mine. 1008 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:38,400 - Smells good. - Ooh, you pretty boy-lookin' motherfucker. 1009 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,120 Hey, don't be scared. It's only pussy. Oh! 1010 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,040 Don't be scared. 1011 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,600 I got two inches of hard dick! 1012 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,120 I'll work with you, baby. Come on. 1013 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,800 "Costume party. Place: Lovell House, Time: Friday. " 1014 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,280 It is Friday. But that's what she told Cocoa Butter. 1015 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,760 These bitches better be gettin' my money. Hella Back is my bottom bitch. 1016 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,960 You know that, right? Right. Powder. 1017 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,160 Bitch better be out here checkin' my motherfuckin' money. 1018 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:14,280 Don't cuss when I'm tryin' to listen to the Word. The Lord don't like that. 1019 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,400 - What did I say? - You said «bitch,» 1020 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,400 and «bitch» ain't in the Bible. 1021 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,040 I know, bitch, and neither is «motherfucker.» So drive this motherfuckin' car. 1022 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:26,000 And you an assistant pimp. You ain't even a real pimp. 1023 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,200 So you supposed to be cosigning to the shit that I say. 1024 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,760 You wanna lose your job, I will pull your motherfuckin' application. 1025 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,480 Now let's practice it. Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches? 1026 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,400 Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches? 1027 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,280 You gotta say it together. It goes in together. 1028 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,520 Where's my bitches? Okay, check this out. 1029 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,480 Where my bitches? Can't we just say «employees»? 1030 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,880 What about your employees? No, fuck that! 1031 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:51,400 Oh, yeah! Great ass! 1032 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,480 # Box up just like bein' in your chest, thinks she got away, don't hold your breath # 1033 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,480 # Spinnin' on a track with Red and Meth # 1034 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,720 # Open up a fat one and smoke up the sess, see these, we the ones with the Wheaties # 1035 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,720 # Treadin' on them all Come on, believe me, look who it is with the hockey feel # 1036 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,160 # Look, an assassin from Cypress Hill DJ just resonated # 1037 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,200 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1038 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,920 Oh, Silas, hi. Hey, hey. 1039 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,640 Um, let me ask you a question. Now don't laugh. But, um-- 1040 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,400 Does my ass look fat? No. 1041 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,320 Put another one on the front just like it, 1042 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,560 I'll slap both them motherfuckers. Badow! Badow! 1043 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,840 Here. Peer pressure, peer pressure, peer pressure. 1044 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,760 Come on. Let me holler at you. 1045 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,680 Okay. All right. 1046 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,400 Oh, that's my song! 1047 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:44,800 What's this? Ooh, you got a big sword, baby! 1048 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,080 I-I have to go prepare. 1049 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,760 Oh, you ain't got to do shit, baby, 1050 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,880 except climb out of this costume and climb into some pussy, baby. 1051 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,960 You have to appreciate the colorful use of English language. 1052 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:02,000 - Oh, yeah! - Wait, give me that Chinese egg roll fuck! 1053 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,000 I love America! 1054 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,720 # And sing along to my hip-hop song, had you chokin' off of a bong # 1055 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,880 # Cypress Hill and we can't go wrong, people smokin’ like Cheech and Chong # 1056 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,720 Let it be something he is involved in, and I better be the biggest cheerleader. 1057 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,600 He is a huge baby. Yeah, I hear you with your fine ass. 1058 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,240 But pass the blunt, boo. Damn, you hoggin' the whole shit! 1059 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,240 I'm sorry. 1060 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,720 Whoa, I must be buzzed. I'm babbling. 1061 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,880 You know, you surprised me by getting high. 1062 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,000 You know, you surprised me by getting high. 1063 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,360 I'm not that much of a square, Silas. I did do it once in high school. 1064 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,520 Whatever. 1065 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,800 What about you? We all have secrets. 1066 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,640 Well, if you act right, I might just let you in my head one day. 1067 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,640 Whatever. But I ain't sayin' shit on the first date. 1068 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,160 Who said this was a date? 1069 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:57,520 You smoked my weed, didn't you? And we almost kissed, didn't we? 1070 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,440 We did not. Yes, we did. 1071 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,840 We did not. Here, hit this. 1072 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,520 Oh, my bad. 1073 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,320 Did I spoil the moment? I can't help it, girl. You know what? 1074 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,240 Them shits was talkin' to me. You know what? 1075 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,120 Oh, my God, look at them. Turn the headlights off. Stop it! 1076 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,640 I'm gonna tell you something. This pimpin' that I got came from a family tree. 1077 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,560 My granddaddy was a pimp. 1078 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,440 My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. 1079 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,360 I'm talkin' about pimpin' been since pimpin'... 1080 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,280 since been pimpin' since been pimpin'. 1081 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,160 It's in your bloodline. It's in my blood, and you will never be that. 1082 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,160 - W-W-W-Why? - Because, you was born, 1083 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,560 all the people in your family were assistant pimps. 1084 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,840 You's a pimp. I never deny you that. 1085 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,160 I thought you was the one the Lord chose. 1086 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,160 If it had not been for the Lord, 1087 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,840 I would not have had not a bitch come into my life. 1088 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,760 Goddamn, not a-- Not a hell, not a bitch. 1089 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,240 Nobody say that now nothin' like you say that now nothin'. 1090 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,960 Not a now, not a bitch. I still don't know what that shit mean, 1091 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,880 but it sound good! 1092 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,600 Now nothin' mean «don't get a now nothin'.» 1093 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,000 Now nothin'. A now nothin' nothin' now. 1094 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:05,120 - - Bitch, shut up and drive this fuckin' car. 1095 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,520 # Y'all gonna make me lose my mind # 1096 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,840 # Up in here, up in here # 1097 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,120 # Y'all gonna make me go all out # 1098 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,440 # Up in here, up in here # 1099 01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,720 # Y'all gonna make me act the fool # 1100 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,920 # Up in here, up in here # 1101 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,840 #Y'all gonna make me lose my cool # 1102 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,560 Raging party with open beer cans in hallway. 1103 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,280 What's this? 1104 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,120 Oh! Oh! 1105 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:50,480 Sterilize hands tonight with antibacterial cream many times. 1106 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,720 What do we have here? 1107 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,760 Nothin'. 1108 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,040 Aha! 1109 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,840 Multi-socket extension cubes. 1110 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,520 This is against campus fire code section 1743 1111 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,520 "Thou shalt not allow multi-socket extension cubes in dorm rooms. " 1112 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,080 The extension cords themselves are intertwined... 1113 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,000 in the most flammable of ways, 1114 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,040 and they're producing an immense amount of heat. 1115 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,520 They could cause an ignition at any point and igni-- 1116 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,760 # I smack him with my dick and the mike # 1117 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,680 # Y'all niggaz is characters Not even good actors # 1118 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,000 # Hmm, let's add up all the factors “ 1119 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,360 # You wack, you're twisted your girl's a ho, you broke the kid ain’t yours # 1120 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,120 Well, I'll be damned. What is that? 1121 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:47,360 It's just a baby. 1122 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:55,400 - - 1123 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,280 This ain't no damn baby. What kind of shit is that hangin' out the back? 1124 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,160 I need to get her home. Excuse me. 1125 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,240 How's it going, Mad Hatter? Come on. 1126 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,240 # Y'all gonna make me act the fool # 1127 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,240 # Up in here, up in here # 1128 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,520 We gonna kill these motherfuckin' bitches, huh? 1129 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,320 Hey, look at them bitches here. Look. 1130 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,600 Hey, little baby bitch. 1131 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:20,040 You little bitch, you better get up off of me. Where's my bitches? 1132 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,480 Yo, what's up, homies? 1133 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,400 Where my bitches at? Where our bitches? 1134 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,560 You got the voice down, but those outfits no good. 1135 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,320 What's wrong with my shit? Homey, please. 1136 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:37,800 Your Halloween costume. If you pimp, you broke pimp. 1137 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,720 You know you fucked up, Woody. Come on with it. 1138 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:44,880 Baby powder? What smell that is? You changing diapers? Ah! 1139 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,920 Ah! 1140 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,880 What the fuck is all this? What y'all three bitches want? 1141 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,480 - Tell them, Powder! - We already got pussy. Y'all come back later. 1142 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,480 I'm about to knock you the fuck out. 1143 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,000 I'm gonna do the knocking out. Come on with it. 1144 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,680 Oh! 1145 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:44,280 Come on, come on Come on, come on 1146 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,600 Where you going? You gotta stay. 1147 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,000 Campus-smelling little motherfucker! 1148 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,040 Plus, there's no room in the limo! 1149 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,080 I'll be back for you, man. 1150 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,440 You ain't gonna need that. 1151 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,800 - - The cops! 1152 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,160 Somebody owes me for one night's worth of flat-back fuckin' up in here! 1153 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,160 Whoa! 1154 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,840 This is exhilarating. But don't get the wrong idea. 1155 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,960 Megan and I have never done anything like this before. 1156 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,720 We're virgins. Mm-hmm. Yeah, both of us. 1157 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:28,960 Molly and I are really into D'Angelo. Do you have any? 1158 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,840 Ain't that a-- Hell, no, we ain't got no-- 1159 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,600 And while you're sittin' in this car, you don't run shit. 1160 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,080 - Tell them, Powder. - Dick drive this car, not pussy. 1161 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,040 - - Oh, you think it's funny, bitch? 1162 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,480 This is pimpin' here. I been on Wheel of Fortune, Price is R-- 1163 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:49,000 - Oh, bitch. Come on with it. - You'd rather piss eau de crude than piss off Powder. 1164 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,880 Oh, that's fine. Keep on laughin'. Bring your face over here. 1165 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,440 - - Pay that shit. 1166 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,640 Oh. 1167 01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:01,480 Wow. Ooh. 1168 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:09,040 Man, ain't no more. All of Ivory's ashes was in just that plant. 1169 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,440 Now let's go see what this Dean «Stick Up His Ass» want. 1170 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,800 He probably gonna curse us out about that wild-ass party. 1171 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:19,400 Man, that party was not that wild. 1172 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,440 Yeah, it did get a little out of hand. You know what I'm sayin'? 1173 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,200 Sex novelties, obscenity, fighting, 1174 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,120 indecent exposure, 1175 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,400 rock bands, without a permit. 1176 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:35,240 Welcome, gentlemen, to academic probation. 1177 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,400 Damn, who gonna be our P.O.? 1178 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,400 How charmingly ghetto. 1179 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,480 You're dismissed. 1180 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,000 We ain't got no Ivory, 1181 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,680 we about to get kicked the fuck out of here... 1182 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,680 and what the fuck are you doin'? 1183 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,880 Oh, I'm workin' on my truth serum. 1184 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,280 Why you gotta sound all belligerent about my shit anyway? 1185 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,320 Belligerent? Yeah, belligerent. 1186 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,680 As in abusive or truculent. 1187 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,840 Yo, you keep on usin' them big-ass Harvard words, 1188 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,600 and your ghetto pass is gonna get revoked, buddy. 1189 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,640 Why don't you go pick up a book or something? 1190 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:15,400 If I get this shit right, I get an «A» in botany class. 1191 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:19,160 - Ah, motherfucker. - When I was 12, 1192 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:22,200 I used to love watching my dogs hump. 1193 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:26,040 - We used to have a good time. - 1194 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,040 - Whoa! - Ah! 1195 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,040 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! 1196 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,440 - What the fuck is that? - 1197 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,440 I'm gonna have to tweak this shit a little. 1198 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,760 Me hungry. 1199 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:45,120 I say we burn them books, 1200 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:50,400 go to that graveyard, find us a smart dead guy and smoke his skeleton ass. 1201 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,920 We sit down, blaze up, 1202 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:57,040 hit the books for a few hours a day, we got this. 1203 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,880 I'm tellin' you. We don't need no smart dead guy. 1204 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:04,320 Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1205 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,240 Light that shit up. 1206 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,760 Hit them books! 1207 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,080 # One, two, One, two, three, yeah # 1208 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,040 # In-slum-national underground Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground # 1209 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,920 # Like a million elephants with silverback orang-utans You can’t stop a train # 1210 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,000 # Sittin’ in a drop-top soakin’ wet, in a silk suit tryin’ not to sweat # 1211 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,960 # Hittin’ somersaults without the net, but this'll be the year that we won’t forget # 1212 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,280 # One nine nine nine ano domi ni, anything goes # 1213 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,200 # Don’t pull the thang out Unless you plan to bang # 1214 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:41,040 # Bombs over Baghdad Yeah, yeah # 1215 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,840 # Don’t even bang unless you plan to hit something # 1216 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,840 # Bombs over Baghdad These are our midterms?# 1217 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,440 See what I'm sayin’? See what I'm sayin’? All "F's, " son. 1218 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,720 We are fucked. Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked! 1219 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:56,120 How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches! 1220 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:02,840 What are we doing? Looking for a smart dead guy. 1221 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,480 Well, guys, hey! 1222 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,480 This guy 'll do. He's a president. 1223 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,280 Yeah, he should know all the fuckin' answers. 1224 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:16,040 Answers? What are you talking about? 1225 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,680 Wait, no, no, no! You can't dig up somebody's grave! That's disgusting! 1226 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,680 You guys don't think that there's anything wrong with this? 1227 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:27,360 Huh? You guys are fucked up! What are you gonna do with this now? 1228 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:34,000 Ah, shit! 1229 01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,080 Oh, God! Stop actin' like a little bitch! 1230 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,680 Get the body. 1231 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,400 What the fuck are you doing? 1232 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:48,840 Get the body. You should have some more respect for an ex-president, asshole. 1233 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,000 Come on. Put this shit on your back. 1234 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,920 Oh, God, no! 1235 01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,640 Get up before I smack the shit out of you. 1236 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,560 Come on, come on, come on. 1237 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,720 Oh, my God. It's so good. 1238 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,160 Fly! Go fly! 1239 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,160 Yo, Silas. What's up, dog? 1240 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,640 - - Whoa, who are you? 1241 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,840 Do you see me? 1242 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,560 - Relax! Relax! - Open, window! Open, window! 1243 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,320 Yo, what the fuck are we gonna do now? 1244 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,720 Fuck you think we gonna do? We gonna smoke his ass, 1245 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,120 then we gonna start askin' questions. 1246 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:31,920 Wait a minute. Didn't you put the ashes in the soil before you grew the plant? 1247 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,480 We ain't got no time for that shit. We gotta grind him now. Get this arm. 1248 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,920 No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1249 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,280 This is a motherfuckin' president, man. What the fuck are we doin'? 1250 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,480 You wanna stay in Harvard or what? 1251 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1252 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,320 I Need Money, did you check him for any jewelry or money or anything? 1253 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,400 Fuck all that, man. Listen, I'm cuttin' this arm now. 1254 01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,760 Get the arm! Get the arm, man. 1255 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,000 Y'all calm down! We got this. Calm down. 1256 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:08,560 - This is insane. - Oh, shit! 1257 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,120 You is a nasty motherfucker! 1258 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,480 I can't smoke a finger! 1259 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:32,520 - - This shit's not workin'. 1260 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,720 Hey, what up, bros? 1261 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,720 I didn't know that you guys were gonna be here. 1262 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,200 I saved your plant. 1263 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:47,280 What did you do to it? This is a special plant. 1264 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,280 - I know. - You stole our plant! 1265 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:54,680 Damn right, he stole your plant. Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up all the plant. 1266 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:58,320 You're gonna have to study on your own. Damn, they can't hear me or see me. Tell’em! 1267 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,640 Well, you know, someone else was breakin' in here, 1268 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:04,840 so I caught them and you can give me a reward, like more of the plant. 1269 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,040 Man, we ain't got no more goddamn plant! 1270 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,320 Hoggin' all the good shit. 1271 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:13,760 - Wait. Ivory here? - Yeah, maybe. 1272 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,600 - Repeat after me. - Repeat after me. 1273 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,840 Yo, dog. Yo, zog. 1274 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,560 - Dog. - og. 1275 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,480 You idiot. You idiot! 1276 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,320 I'm disappearin'. I'm disappearing. 1277 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,560 - What? - What? 1278 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,160 - What? - What? - What? 1279 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,160 This reminds me of my lab back at the crib. 1280 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:34,200 I have some of the same stuff. How'd you get that? 1281 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,080 - I stole it. - Just place them on the wall there. 1282 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,960 Um, well, well, well. 1283 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:44,080 Never thought I'd find you two ghetto asses up in here studying. 1284 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,520 - Ghetto asses? - Oh, did I say that? 1285 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,400 Oh, it must be the effects of the brownies you sent me. 1286 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,280 They must still be in my system. 1287 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,760 Lauren, how's the project coming? 1288 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,680 Fine. As a matter of fact, 1289 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:00,000 I'm going to check on that right now. 1290 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,520 - You know, I got to go. - No, no, no, no, no. 1291 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:02,600 - You know, I got to go. - No, no, no, no, no. 1292 01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:06,320 Yo, Dean. Yo, why you gotta be a hater? 1293 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,920 Oh, yes, I'm a hater. I hate pot-smoking punks... 1294 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,680 that think that everything should just be given to them. 1295 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,680 You two are an absolute disgrace to this university. 1296 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,640 Yo, Dean, man, what are those? 1297 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:21,200 Oh, these. These are invitations to the alumni celebration... 1298 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,400 in which the vice president will be attending... 1299 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:27,240 and Lauren will be unveiling her Benjamin Franklin experiment. 1300 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:31,160 Certain students will be invited-- those that pass their finals. 1301 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:34,040 For real? But you won't pass your finals. 1302 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:37,600 You'll fail, and then I'll have you out of my hair and out of Harvard. 1303 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,120 Happy studying, gentlemen. 1304 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,240 Fuck! 1305 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,240 I'm trying to do my thing. It's pimpin' over here. 1306 01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:49,080 - Baby Powder, when you gonna pay us our money? - I got a $25 money order-- 1307 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,920 $25? Money order? 1308 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,080 - That you bitches can split. - Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? 1309 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,400 Come on with it. I got you. 1310 01:13:56,480 --> 01:14:00,520 - If it ain't «Rice Puff Daddy.» - No, no, Powder. That's «Run M.S.G.» 1311 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:04,040 - Hey, what you listening to, brother? - Wu-Tang. 1312 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:07,200 Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang. I came to bring the pain 1313 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,120 Hardcore to the brain Dollar, dollar bill, y'all 1314 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:12,400 We don't listen to that Chinese shit. We do this. This what we do. 1315 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:14,520 Oh, you can't dance! 1316 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,720 You need to sit down. Mm-mm. 1317 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,680 I'm gonna round them motherfuckin' almond eyes of yours out, understand me? 1318 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:23,120 Hold on, Powder. Let's not get «ignant.» 1319 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,040 Maybe he just came here to pay our money. 1320 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,120 No, actually, I come for your girls. Ooh! 1321 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,400 Actually, you gonna come back and give me them two duck sauces your mama-- 1322 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,960 Let me get my switchblade out. Let me get my blade. 1323 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,720 - - Ooh, shit! 1324 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,280 Come on, bitch. Man, it was two egg rolls, It wasn't duck sauce. 1325 01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,200 - - 1326 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,320 Ooh! Ooh! Ow! 1327 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,400 Who the bitch now, bitch? Bitch! 1328 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:55,280 I need to slap my goddamn self for that. 1329 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:59,200 Pimps go through this kind of shit from time to time. 1330 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,760 Mm. 1331 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,880 Yes, Dean Cain here. 1332 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,080 Yes, I did receive them. As a matter of fact, 1333 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,240 I was just going over Silas and Jamal's grades... 1334 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,240 and I see they're all «F's.» 1335 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,560 Yes. I agree. 1336 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,440 Very sad. Very sad indeed. 1337 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,520 Yes. Well, I'll speak to you later. 1338 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,440 Bye-bye. 1339 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,880 Yes, yes, yes! 1340 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,400 Ah! Hey! 1341 01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:36,800 Dean Cain expects us off campus by Monday. 1342 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,200 It went that bad in botany class? 1343 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,600 Kid lost about 1 5 pounds of fluid. 1344 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:46,480 And that was just from the mouth. And I'm still below a 2.0. 1345 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,600 Man, we gonna get kicked the fuck out this school. 1346 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,640 Maybe I can go back to being your manager... 1347 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,160 and you strip at that club again like you used to. 1348 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,080 No, we can't give up. 1349 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,560 You can't let the dean win. 1350 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:01,920 Did Commander Riker give up when the Borg infiltrated the Starship Enterprise... 1351 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,120 and Captain Picard came back all half robot? 1352 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,200 The Borgs? They're here! 1353 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,560 Oh, God, run for your life! Oh! 1354 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:14,880 My point is that you two-- My point is shut the fuck up! 1355 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,800 It's over. 1356 01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,560 And we out of here. Wash my hands. 1357 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:22,920 Silas, man, you can't give up. 1358 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,000 If you get this botany grade changed, they have to keep you. 1359 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,120 My-- Yeah, my truth serum. Yeah. 1360 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,240 I gotta fix it. Yo! That's right. 1361 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,800 Yo, yo 1362 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,000 Here's your coffee. 1363 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,000 Nausea. 1364 01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,320 Ah, Bart. Nice to see you. 1365 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:02,160 Listen. I think I have a solution to your little problem. 1366 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:07,120 Oh, no. I already got the prescription filled. Zing! 1367 01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,680 Not that problem. I'm talking about the boys. 1368 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,280 Those rejects have been rejected. 1369 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,720 Yo, Dean Cain, look who's back! 1370 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,440 Holler. 1371 01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:22,280 - Dean, what a surprise. Look who's here. - How exciting. 1372 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,320 Guys, we weren't expecting you, but you're right on time. 1373 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,640 Let's go meet the next likely leader of the free world. 1374 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,360 What are you two doing here? 1375 01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:36,200 Couldn't have my future ex-wife show up to some bigwig event... 1376 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,120 without her daddy on her arms. 1377 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:41,960 Ain't that right, baby? Right, Daddy. 1378 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,640 Old friends, fellow alums, 1379 01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:47,040 it's wonderful being back here at Harvard... 1380 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,440 where I get to see my beautiful daughter. 1381 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,520 Hi. Hi, Daddy. Daddy. 1382 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,320 Mm-hmm. This is Jamal. Jamal, this is my dad. 1383 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,800 Ah, hello, Jamal. Mr. President. 1384 01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:00,280 And I call you Mr. President 'cause I know you gonna rock this election. 1385 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:03,160 I hope you're right, son. Uh-oh, camera. 1386 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:14,280 All right, Ivory. This is the last of you. Do your stuff. 1387 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,840 Ha! Oh, hey, hey, hey, Professor. What's going on? 1388 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,360 Nice to see you again. Listen. Tonight, 1389 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,480 I got a feeling you gonna see my experiment work. 1390 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,680 I hope we don't have to pass out any barf bags. 1391 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,200 Don't even worry about that. See, I found my secret ingredient. 1392 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,080 By adding a little bit of chro-- cannabis, 1393 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,200 I was able to counteract the nausea. 1394 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,840 I'm proud of you. Thank you, Professor. Thank you, man. 1395 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:44,000 - I actually feel wonderful. - Isn't he great, Daddy? 1396 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,720 Yeah. Yeah. 1397 01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,640 He's great. He's great. 1398 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,120 - Good service. - Hey, Jamie. 1399 01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:00,400 Here's your dad after a frat party. 1400 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:03,360 We don't want the dean to get his panties in a bunch. 1401 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:05,880 He might want to spank us! Oh, sit down. 1402 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,920 Wait a minute. I know you all two ain't over here playin' grab ass... 1403 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,880 while I'm entertainin' my future vanilla villa father over there, are you? 1404 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,480 Yeah, oh, yeah! Yeah? 1405 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,920 Man, look, man. The serum workin', man. They hot, dog. Look! Hey, man, look. 1406 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:26,400 I got somethin' to tell you. Man, I been pinchin' your weed off. 1407 01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,800 What you tellin' me for? Damn. 1408 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:31,480 I don't know. I guess it's that new serum, man. 1409 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,760 I'm sorry, man. That's okay. Don't even worry about it. 1410 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:38,360 No, it ain't all right, man. Yo, I been takin' your CDs. I been usin' your weed pipes. 1411 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:41,560 I even been lookin' at Lauren's ass a couple of times, man. Whoa! 1412 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:46,720 She's fine, and if she gave me the chance, I would wax that ass till she show me what she-- 1413 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,240 Whoa, whoa! Hold up. 1414 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,320 Jamal, I will take that as a compliment. 1415 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:54,120 Thank you. 1416 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:55,440 Thank you. 1417 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,840 We all know that Harvard has been honored to host... 1418 01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,920 some of Benjamin Franklin's artifacts, which I personally found. 1419 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,880 Like this cannon-like article back here. 1420 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,800 Now later you can take note of the foot-operated carburetor, 1421 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:11,560 the reservoir and the top-loading bud bowl. 1422 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,960 Ladies and gentlemen, Harvard is now... 1423 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:18,480 the proud owner of America's first... bong. 1424 01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,600 A bong? 1425 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:25,080 This is, this is outrageous! 1426 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,680 If Benjamin Franklin were here today, 1427 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,560 he would deny and denounce any claim... 1428 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,480 to these so-called findings. 1429 01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:34,680 I'm gonna have to disagree on that. 1430 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:38,040 Yo, Ben, tell this fool. Is that a bong or what? 1431 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:41,200 Yep. It's the liberty bong. Light that shit. 1432 01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:45,120 Smoke that shit, pass that shit. 1433 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,600 Yo, you gotta come to this party, Ben. 1434 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,880 - Hey, man. Hey. - Come on, man. Smoke. 1435 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,480 Gerald! 1436 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,040 Oh, yeah! 1437 01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:00,000 This is insane! 1438 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:02,000 What are you all laughing at? 1439 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,120 Dean, I have had it with your uptight, 1440 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:07,280 - self-serving, overopinionated ass! - Get’im! 1441 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,680 In short, you are fired! 1442 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:13,880 - - Hit the bricks, dog! 1443 01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:19,160 Get down with my girlfriend 1444 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,240 That ain’t right 1445 01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:24,440 The bi g payback 1446 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:33,280 Silas! Jamal. 1447 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:37,120 Yo, dog, man. Look like you did it, dog, man. You got a new serve, man. 1448 01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:39,600 You gonna be an herbal scientist, my brother. 1449 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,920 Me and you turned this place upside down, didn't we? 1450 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,280 Did we! Amazing what two brothers... 1451 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,080 from the P. can do with just a little bit of opportunity. 1452 01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,960 Word. Holler at your dogs, man. 1453 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:52,560 I will, man. 1454 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,480 - - 1455 01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,960 Secret Service! 1456 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on the black-on-black crime, bro. 1457 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,400 Oh, this motherfucker done messed up my shit! 1458 01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:09,720 Back up! Back up, nigger! You better give me three feet! 1459 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,000 Give me three feet! 1460 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,520 - Whoa! - 1461 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:20,360 Hey, get up. Oh, my God 1462 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:22,280 Oh, cool. 1463 01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:25,720 Take him away, boys. Take your hands off of me! Do you realize who I am? 1464 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:29,360 - What are you looking at? - I Need Money, you talked! 1465 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:32,160 Why, yes, Jamal. It is somewhat of a surprise to me also. 1466 01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:37,040 Lord, it's a gift! It's a gift from above! Make it float like a dove! 1467 01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:40,960 Make it scream like Michael in a rhinestone glove. Lord, Lord, Lord. 1468 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,800 Popcorn player. Popcorn player. 1469 01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:51,800 I didn't inhale! Woo-hoo! 1470 01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:54,120 God, this is the wildest time I've ever had. 1471 01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:57,760 You won't mind that I'm bangin' your daughter on the regular. 1472 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,680 No, no! Not at all. 1473 01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:02,080 Good,’cause Jamal's gonna be my baby daddy. 1474 01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:05,520 Ah, son, welcome to the family. 1475 01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:08,680 Daddy. 1476 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,960 Silas, your experiment was a success. 1477 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:15,600 Your serum worked, and you're going to get an «A» in my course. 1478 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,200 Ooh, Professor! So that means I get to stay. 1479 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,560 You betcha! You can stay as long as it takes you to graduate. 1480 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:24,240 I don't care. Right, ladies? Mmm! 1481 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:26,440 Shall we, ladies? 1482 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,200 Hey, down here! This is not happening! 1483 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:32,200 Lauren, you are coming with me! 1484 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,440 Honey, you have never satisfied me. 1485 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:37,560 Huh? 1486 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:39,480 Silas? 1487 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:41,400 But I can. 1488 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,440 The day you lay off is the day you pay off. 1489 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,320 We come in here to get our old bitches, but if they ain't in here, 1490 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:59,040 we gonna get those intellect bitches and start our own new stable, feel me? 1491 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,720 Just keep it pimpalicious. Keep it pimpalicious! 1492 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,880 Powder, what are you doing here? What are you doing in here? 1493 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,680 Well, I've been rolling this joint for 20 years. 1494 01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,640 But if these people knew I was using your Dial-A-Ho service, 1495 01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:12,560 they might not understand. 1496 01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:15,640 You are one of my biggest customers. You like them hand-jobs, 1497 01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,560 fat bitches pissin' on you all the time. 1498 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,840 I like the ladies. Licking poodle feets and shit. 1499 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:23,120 Just stop it right there. Have you ever been to college? 1500 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,760 - Yeah, two years Pussyology. - Academia. I like it. 1501 01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:30,480 Give me a call next week. I think we can work something out. 1502 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,760 Today's class is called Pimpology I and II. 1503 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:36,920 I'm one, that's two. That's what your ass will be... 1504 01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,240 if you don't pass this class. 1505 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,000 It got to come out right! And if it don't come out right, 1506 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:43,640 you ain't gonna get the pimp tonight! 1507 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,760 - Where my bitches? - Where my bitches? 1508 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,160 Come on with it... 1509 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,760 and let it fly! 1510 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:54,680 Not yourselves! Shit! 1511 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,120 That was deep! That was deep. 1512 01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:01,200 Ten. Camera rolling shot on "A. " "D" marker. 1513 01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,680 Cut! 1514 01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,040 And another thing, I forgot my motherfuckin' lines! 1515 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:10,880 Yo, stop doin' that shit, dog. You can't be laughin' at me. 1516 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:12,800 Fuck my close-up up, nigger. 1517 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:16,240 They know we stole the-- What is that? 1518 01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:21,320 I knew it. You guys and your lines. 1519 01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:23,440 Can I get some pussy? Sure. Come on in. 1520 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:26,040 I told you we should have went to U.C.L.A. 1521 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:30,440 Man, damn all this. I'm about to go stick my dick in a Thermos or something. 1522 01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:32,560 Puffs of purgatory for everybody. Line’em up! 1523 01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,960 Puffs of purgatory, baby! Puffs of purgatory. Puffs of purgatory. 1524 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,560 See each other no more. I mean, the fuckin' around-- 1525 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,560 Ah, shit! 1526 01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:57,120 I pledge allegiance to the pimp of the united pimps of America. 1527 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,520 Oh! 1528 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,240 Come on, you fuckers! Call action! 1529 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:04,760 Uh-oh. I don't give a fuck if it breaks! 1530 01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,280 You hear me? Goddamn it! 1531 01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:09,560 Turn that goddamn water off! 1532 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:13,040 Cut! Cut! Cut! 1533 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:14,440 - Cut. - Cut. 1534 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:17,320 - Cut! - Cut! - Cut! 1535 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,800 The movie's over. Go home. Why don't you get out of your seat? 1536 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,800 Go home! Go home! All y'all. Y'all don't wanna leave! 1537 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:28,360 # Yo, ladies and gentlemen Smoke cheeba cheeba Smoke cheeba cheeba # 1538 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:30,280 # We got Toni Braxton up in the house # 1539 01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,400 # So high that I can kiss the skies, bitch # 1540 01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:34,800 # We live up in here, y'all # 1541 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:37,080 # How high, motherfuckers How high # 1542 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,200 # How, how, how, how How, how, how, how # 1543 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,600 # Yo, yo, yo # 1544 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:43,800 # Tical shittin’ again Spittin’ to win # 1545 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,400 # Load they guns clip in the end None sicker than him # 1546 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:49,280 # Yes, indeed I'm ill as any S. T.D. or sex disease # 1547 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,200 # These dirty rats want extra cheese # 1548 01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:53,600 # On that piece of the pie Now ask me how high # 1549 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,000 # Until you reach for the sky Blame the crooked letter "I" # 1550 01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,280 # That's my home Twenty three's wrapped in chrome # 1551 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,800 # Not only snap on y'all niggers but I'll snap dem bones # 1552 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,080 #Slap your dome Make you leave that crack alone # 1553 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:05,280 # You got the key to the city but the latch is on # 1554 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,200 # I gots it locked bringin’ the noise # 1555 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,600 # Bringin’ the funk Dr. Spock Bringin’ my boys # 1556 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:12,680 # Bringin’ you lungs Pop the Glock but only 1557 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:15,280 # Jack the Ripper don’t make me have to kill this bitch # 1558 01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,680 # Back to get ya Put it in check That's the mista 1559 01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,160 # Meth with his wood on your neck Shut your lips up # 1560 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,840 # Smoke cheeba cheeba Smoke cheeba cheeba # 1561 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,760 #So high that I could kiss the sky # 1562 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,720 #Brick city to the crooked letter I # 1563 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:38,560 # Let's get, let's get Let's get Yo, yo # 1564 01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:41,640 # Yo, you can call on the man when the party is borin’ # 1565 01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:44,040 # I had these ho’s strippin’ till it's part of the mornin’ # 1566 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:46,520 #I love a fat chick with a body enormous # 1567 01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:48,840 # It ain’t about the weight, yo It's how they perform it # 1568 01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:51,320 # My dash is 10 My weed half a pound # 1569 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,720 # When there's smoke in the air my nose is like a basset hound's # 1570 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,920 # I don’t stash the drug Nigga, divide # 1571 01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:59,000 # I'm that nigga that ride with a trigger to get a supply # 1572 01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,920 # High is how I stay all the time # 1573 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,200 # Niggas, close the door Yo, bitches shut all your blinds # 1574 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:05,720 # If I'm hard to find take two puffs and pass # 1575 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,120 # I stayed back but my Benz moved up a class # 1576 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,600 # It's Dock and Meth The format is real sickening # 1577 01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:12,920 # Contagious We out for Mista Biggs women # 1578 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,120 # You better shut your trap when my dogs around # 1579 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:17,800 # We pissin’ on fire hydrants so walk around, bitch # 1580 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,680 # Smoke cheeba cheeba Smoke cheeba cheeba # 1581 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:27,280 # Yeah, so high till I reach the sky # 1582 01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:32,480 # Brick city and the crooked letter "I" # 1583 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:34,960 # Let's get, yo Let's get # 1584 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,880 # Yo, let's get # 1585 01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:39,080 # Mista Method Man puttin’ in work foot in the dirt # 1586 01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,560 #Like it's all good roll through your hood pushin’ a hearse # 1587 01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:43,800 # I wish y'all would come around like Clint Eastwood # 1588 01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:46,360 # As if your, reppin’ your hood in my neck of the woods # 1589 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,280 # Street vanillas in the pj's # 1590 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,400 # Grimy bitch, I wear the same shit for three days # 1591 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:54,240 # Find me lit Blunts spark like Felipe Fuck the he say, she say # 1592 01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:58,280 # You're just a mike off Yo, call me Bob Backlund I break backs on ho’s # 1593 01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:01,320 # Who look like Toni Braxton Can run with these bony masked men # 1594 01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:04,400 #I'm out the gutter I'm out to send your baby mother out for rubbers # 1595 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:07,840 # We fuckin’ tonight Bitches wanna crowd around while I'm cuppin’ the mike # 1596 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:10,360 # I'm a gorilla, leave a banana stuck in your pipe # 1597 01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:12,640 # 'Cause I'm a real block winner The Doc inna # 1598 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,320 # Bitch, one of my balls bigger than the Epcot Center #