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Long ago, in a distant land...

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l, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of Darkness...

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unleashed an unspeakable evil!

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But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword...

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stepped forth to oppose me.

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Before the final blow was struck...

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l tore open a portal in time,
and flung him into the future...

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where my evil is law!

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Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...

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and undo the future that is Aku!

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "

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l'm just trying to find your lost brain!

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Like, l'm not Samurai Jack.

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All right, then. All aboard!

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- lt's calm.
- Aye, sir.

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- Dead calm.
- Aye, sir.

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- l don't like it.
- Aye, sir.

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Refreshments!

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Like, somebody call the weatherman!

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That was sudden.

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- Keep your wits about you, men.
- Aye, sir.

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Sounds like someone's stepping on a cat.

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Sounds like someone's
stepping on a lot of cats.

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- Beautiful.
- Aye, captain.

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- Music...go!
- Aye, captain.

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Have you all lost your brains?!

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Lovely.

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Well, now.
You don't see that every day.

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Tribute.

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Yeah. Keep walking, zombie boy.

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So, you're the cause of all this racket!

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Nice thing you got going here...

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turning people into mindless zombies...

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with a sound that can gag a yak!

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" One seems to resist "

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" Are you not affected by our song? "

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" Don't you love us? "

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" Adore us? "

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You're all tone-deaf!
A banshee can at least carry a tune!

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The sound of breaking glass
has more rhythm!

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l've heard pigs squeal better than you!
You call this singing?!

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Now, my wife, she can sing!

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Her angelic voice floats
such melodious and heavenly tunes...

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it makes angels weep.

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The sun rises just to hear
her morning melodies.

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Even the sweetest of birds
can learn a thing or two...

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from my precious bonnie lass.

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But you! You cough out wilted notes
not fit for a whistle!

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So, what did you do to me friend here?!

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" Oh, yes "

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" He was most troublesome "

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" Trying to free our slaves "

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" Until we sang the song
that robbed him of his mind "

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" And set him out
to wander the world as a fool "

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" For ever "

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" While keeping his treasure as a prize "

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That's it!
She-dogs must pay!

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You robbed your last brain...

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you deadly wailing
tune-screeching women!

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All right, all right.

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Now look.
l don't want to hurt you.

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Snap out of it!

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lt's the music
that's making you crazy!

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lt's making me crazy it's so bad with...

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lf it's music you want...

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get a load of me pipes!

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l remember now.

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We sure showed them, eh, buddy?

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l am forever in your debt.

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Don't mention it.
So, how you been?

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- Like, totally cool.
- What?!

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So, there you were...

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shivering like
a gold-dean hootin' daddy...

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No? Really?

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..and out comes the beast...

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and you're screaming
like a wimpy man, and then...

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How embarrassing!

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And then you faint dead away.

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With a little whimper at the end.

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Where do you think you're going?!

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You ungrateful guinea-wolf taddies!
Come back here!

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We saved you
from a fate worse than death!

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You could at least give us a lift,
you milk-drinkin' silpit!

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Well, my toonie bloot!

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Sorry-faced, plookie...
curly breeked stoogies!

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Can you believe that?
We missed the boat.

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- Laddie, we're in luck!
- How fortunate!

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l shall do the honors
of rowing us back.

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Nope, l'll row! Least l can do.

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My friend,
you have done so much already.

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l am forever in your debt.
Allow me to honor your deeds.

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l shall row back.

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Nice try. l'm driving.

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But l am afraid l must insist.

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No. l insist.

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- l must row.
- l'm rowing!

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- l'm rowing!
- l must row!

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This will not do.
We must decide through contest!

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Well, what do you have in mind?

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A test of strength perhaps.

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Oh, no! l remember last time.

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- You cheated.
- l do not cheat.

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Perhaps not,
but you sure don't play by the rules.

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Here, take a stone,
so you can't pull no wily tricks.

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The man who throws it
the farthest wins.

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Very well.

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Good luck.

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All right. Best two out of three, then.

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Feat of speed!

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First man round the island
crosses this line rows.

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On the count of three.

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Ready?

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Three!

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l...got another one...for you.

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That branch.

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- Jump good.
- Yeah, yeah.

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All right!

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Give me your hand, laddie.

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We'll wrestle for it!

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Thumb-wrestle.

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One.

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Two.

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Three!

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No!

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- One, two, three.
- All right.

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "