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Long ago in a distant land, l, Aku...

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the shape-shifting
Master of Darkness...

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unleashed an unspeakable evil.

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But a foolish samurai warrior...

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wielding a magic sword...

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stepped forth to oppose me.

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Before the final blow was struck...

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l tore open a portal in time...

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and flung him into the future...

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where my evil is law.

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Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...

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and undo the future that is Aku.

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Watch out

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Watch out

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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Got to get back

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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Watch--watch out

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Got to get back

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Jack, Jack, Jack

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Samurai Jack

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Jack

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Jack, Jack, Jack

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Yeah, and so l was saying--

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Whoa! Look out, man.

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How much did you say this was?

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lt's free!

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Looks like there's a storm brewing.

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lndeed.
How much for the soup?

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- Was it the fish?
- No. Chicken.

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Thank you.

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Oh, excuse me.
l did not see you there.

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That's it!

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People...

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always bumping into me.

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Always!

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Oh, great.
Just what l wanted to do today--

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go get another manicure.

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Hey, you dirty chicken!

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Look what you did
to my pant leg!

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l'll show you.

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Please, l wish you no harm.

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This is the silliest chicken
l've ever seen in my life!

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Could it be?

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No.

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That sound.

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You! You in the robe!

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l demand that you cease
your walking this instant!

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You look like a good chicken...

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and l know a good chicken
when l see one.

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lt's time, chicken.

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All right, you swines.

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The chicken pays 2 to 1.

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Place your bets.

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Place your bets.

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You going nowhere, chicken.

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You'll fight till you win...

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or you die!

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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

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He's OK. He's OK.

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Get up! Get up! Get up!

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He's injured.

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Bring out the finisher.

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But--but that's
two opponents at once.

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That's--that's cheating.

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Do it!

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lt's always me.

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l always have to get the finisher.

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Every time. ''Do this. Do that.
Go get the finisher.''

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l always have to!

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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

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Of course.
How thoughtless of me.

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l almost forgot about the lasagna.

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Silly me.

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Huh?

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What's a matter?
Can't you read?

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May l come in?

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Uh, why, yes. Yes, of course.

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Please, have--have a seat.

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Yeah, yeah, sure.
You're probably wondering...

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why the biggest fight promoter
in the business...

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is paying a personal visit
to a bum like youse.

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Well, the answer's simple.

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l'm offering your chicken
the main event.

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The main event?

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Huh. Here's my card.

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l take it l'll see you there...

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with your chicken.

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Oh, and another thing.

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lf you're going to play
with the big boys...

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try dressing like one.

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Sure thing! You got it!

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No problem!

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Did you hear that, chicken?

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''Play with the big boys.''

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Looks like this is the place.

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Yes, this is the place.

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Magnificent.

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Well, what do you think, chicken?

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Maybe next time,
we find you a new leash.

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Hey! Why don't you watch
where you're going?

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You almost stepped on
my champion.

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Ah, you're back.

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What'll it be?
The chicken, right?

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No! No chicken!

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Ahem.
l mean, no, thank you.

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Actually, l would like to try
the shrimp today instead.

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Watch out

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Jack, Jack Jack, Jack

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Watch out

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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Got to get back

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Back to the past, Samurai Jack

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Watch out

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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Watch out

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Got to get back

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Jack, Jack, Jack

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Samurai Jack

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack