♪ MTV ♪
[Female Narrator] On this episode of Cribs,
extra, extra, it's a family affair
with actor and TV host Mario Lopez,
at his lush Glendale home.
[Mario] I got a little toilet room right here,
but I always have to close it.
Because if my wife goes in there, she likes to blow it up.
So...
Don't let that sweet face fool you.
[Narrator] Then, what's up, dudes?
It's MTV VJ, actor, and comedian Pauly Shore,
back to show off his Las Vegas crib.
This I stole, okay?
I stole this from some hotel.
Mm.
Mm-hm.
♪ Ooh! That's so cute, ooh! ♪
[Narrator] But first, model and influencer, Stas,
gives us the star treatment at her sleek and sexy
Hollywood Hills crib.
I think we should make a drink while we're here.
A few shots.
I'm wasted off that one sip.
[laughter]
[music]
♪ Rock it Don't stop it ♪
♪ Everybody get on the floor ♪
♪ Pick the party up We about to get it on ♪
♪ We see ya One two step ♪
♪ I love it when ya One two step ♪
♪ Everybody One two step ♪
Hey MTV, welcome to my crib.
My name is Stas, come on in and have a tour.
♪ Automatic Supersonic ♪
♪ Hypnotic Funky fresh ♪
♪ Work my body So melodic ♪
♪ This beat goes right through my chest ♪
I've lived here for about three months.
This house has three stories, which gets a little annoying.
But there's an elevator, so that's amazing.
♪ You don't wanna play with a real one ♪
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
Off of my entryway is my office.
I do a lot of my work here.
Just kidding, I normally do my work on my couch.
This is where I keep a lot of the stuff I'm working on,
I have some of my collabs.
This is my Booby Tape collab.
I have my Kylie Cosmetics collab.
♪ Boss up, you know you want some ♪
♪ Boss up ♪
And then I have my new home line,
which I'm super excited about.
And we have this lamp that clearly gets lots of use.
So, there's that.
♪ Shortys like the melody ♪
Now we are on the magical level.
This is where all the magic happens.
♪ Shortys like the melody in my hood ♪
This is my dining room.
In the three months that I've lived here,
I think I've sat twice at the dining table.
We also have my Sunny bar, the most-used thing in my house.
Now, we're gonna go into the kitchen.
♪ Oh, hey now Watch me ♪
We make a lot of drinks in here.
I love to cook.
My fridge is my pride and joy.
I swear it looks like this at all times,
and I didn't just do this.
It's pretty gorgeous in here.
Very organized.
We got our hot sauce turntable,
we have my bedazzled mayo.
Which is probably one of my favorite things in here.
Got some drinks.
I think we should make a drink while we're here.
So, I'm going to grab...
My bedazzled cup.
Some Sunny vodka.
♪ You can't do it, do it like me ♪
A few shots.
A Lyrical Lemonade.
♪ You can't do it, do it like me ♪
[Stas] Delicious.
♪ Nothin' like me ♪
I have a really big thing for organization.
This is my spice drawer.
And all my spices say "Stassie's Spices",
and they're all numbered.
I also have my health cabinet. This is my smoothie station.
I feel wasted off that one sip.
♪ You know I got it, uh-huh, yeah, I got it ♪
♪ Every time I drop it ♪
♪ They like, "Yeah, she got it" ♪
We have the most perfect model I've ever seen...
This is my cat, his name is Booby.
He's literally the most perfect angel I've ever met
in my whole entire life.
This is my living room,
this is where I spend probably, like, 70% of my time.
This couch is incredible.
It's super fluffed up everywhere except right here,
which is where I spend...
All of my time.
And I just lay here and get all nice and cozy,
and watch TV, movies...
And we cuddle with Booby.
Let's head upstairs.
We are going to take the elevator.
Fun fact, when I first moved into this house,
I broke my ankle.
So having this elevator was so helpful.
I used it for the first month that I lived here,
and I really don't use it that much anymore.
But it's super fun.
I'll meet you guys up there.
[music]
So, now that we're here on the third floor,
I'm going to show you guys one of my favorite rooms.
This is my closet glam room.
♪ I got that bling-bling ♪
♪ I'm getting iced right up ♪
♪ I got that bling-bling ♪
Building this closet room was like a dream,
and I love the way it turned out.
I have all my purses out,
so it's easy for me to get ready.
I would show you guys
the first bag I ever bought myself,
but I've been robbed a few times.
So... I don't have it.
I do have my first Birkin.
She's gorg.
She's... A little dusty.
♪ I'm a boss ♪
I love this sparkly little Prada bag.
I have all my sunglasses on display.
I think my favorite pair is probably these Prada ones.
I'm really into Prada right now.
I'm wearing a Prada bodysuit.
♪ We have money ♪
♪ Baby that you want me ♪
Welcome to our bedroom.
This is where we sleep every night.
This is my closet inside my room,
this is where I keep, like, all my clothes
that I wear every day.
♪ Hey baby ♪
Now, we are in the bedroom.
It's super cozy in here.
This is where the magic happens.
I love my patio.
Sitting out there and getting some morning sun,
reading a book, having my coffee.
Over here, I have my little mushroom lamps
on my nightstands.
And we have...
A crystal.
It's really cute.
Don't you guys think?
♪ Aint it funny ♪
[music]
I love this little bathmat, it says "get naked",
Because, you know...
You get naked and then get in the shower.
We have my bathtub.
I don't think I've ever taken a bath in here before.
In the three months that I've been in this house...
This is my first time.
It's pretty comfy in here. I'll take a bath in here.
I actually washed my hair, like, leaning over the...
Bathtub.
My friend washed my hair for me when I broke my ankle--
Ooh!
When my ankle was broken.
Let me not break it again.
Now, we have made our way outside.
This is my massive jacuzzi/pool.
It's huge.
You can fit, like, 15 people in here.
It has a system where if you want it to do
sitting in place laps, you could.
Which is a really cool feature.
♪ Woman Let me be your woman ♪
♪ Woman woman woman ♪
All right MTV, thank you for coming,
it is getting hot as [bleep] outside.
So I think I'm gonna have to put a bikini on
and get in this jacuzzi, so...
I'll see you guys next time, and...
Thank you for coming.
[Narrator] Coming up,
Mario Lopez and his family show us what goes on in the kitchen.
Our dogs, one of 'em has a chewing problem,
and he's eatin' all our chairs.
And walls...
[Mario] How do you eat a wall?
♪ Ooh, na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na ♪
♪ I said Ooh, na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na I said Ooh ♪
[singing in Spanish]
What's up, MTV?
We're the Lopez fam-bam, welcome to our crib.
Come on inside!
♪ Na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na I said Ooh ♪
♪ Na na na na na ♪
I'm Mario, the dad.
This is my beautiful wife Courtney.
Introduce yourselves.
I'm Gia Lopez.
And I'm Dominic, the younger Lopez.
My son. We're, we're, we're missing one though, right?
-Yeah. -He's in the actual crib.
♪ Ole, ole ♪
This is our living room.
We love music around here.
The kids play piano.
Gia usually plays, and I practice my...
[laughter]
Ballet...
We have a couch here for all three of our dogs.
However, one just passed. Rest in peace.
But it was Julio César Chávez Lopez,
Salvador Sánchez Lopez, and Oscar de la Hoya Lopez.
We named all our dogs after famous Mexican fighters.
These are my dad's two Emmy awards.
They're for hosting.
And one of them, it's his gold medal
from jujutsu tournament.
So, we're hopin' to get more Emmys,
and more gold medals for jujutsu.
Both of us, right? There we go.
♪ Who let the dogs out ♪
Here's our quaint little dining room.
With our dogs,
one of 'em has a chewing problem.
We're workin' on it, 'cause he's a big puppy.
And he's eatin' all our chairs!
So we're gonna get new chairs.
And walls...
[Mario] How do you eat a wall?
♪ Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, like freaky ♪
You know, where most people spend most of their time,
the kitchen.
♪ I want it all ♪
♪ Gimme this, gimme that, gimme more ♪
Here's our little breakfast nook.
These old Spanish homes have these little quaint areas.
And we've got one fridge for food,
another fridge for drinks.
So, warning...
We didn't, you know, decorate the fridge...
Get all fancy with it.
We're just kinda keepin' it real,
I don't even know what we're gonna find.
Oh, wow!
You know when you save bananas
and you say you're gonna make banana bread?
We actually make some banana bread.
And you know you're gonna get some tortillas,
'cause we're Mexican.
Findin' a lot of half-eaten fruit right here.
My little son, see the teeth, you know.
He'll take a couple bites, and then he'll put it back.
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Come and get that ♪
My third child, Santino, joined us.
Sunny, say hi!
He's like, "Who are you guys?"
♪ Everything you need, that you been wishin' ♪
♪ All that you been askin' ♪
♪ That thing you been missin' ♪
This is our bedroom.
Where the magic happens.
[Courtney] Actually happened.
These two were created... No, no.
This one was created somewhere else.
But this pops up the TV.
So, we chill right here, and we got a nice view outside.
I work just right there, they can see it.
Universal Studios is right there.
[singing in Spanish]
This is the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie, though, I'm not afraid of taking a bath.
[Courtney] Yeah, every night.
Just about every night.
'Cause my body hurts, I gotta soak in this.
I got a little toilet room right here.
[Courtney] This door is 250 years old.
[Mario] Yeah, this is an old door, right here.
I always have to close it,
because if my wife goes in there,
she likes to blow it up.
So...
Don't let that sweet face fool you.
[laughter]
♪ I'mma shake it off ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'mma shake it off ♪
So, we spend a lot of time right here.
This is our gym/dance studio.
It all comes together with your Mario Lopez bench.
Don't forget to get that.
This is where they like to dance.
-One, two, three, four... -One, two, three, four...
[All] Money...
And then it goes no...
Boom, boom, away...
You, phone, you, hey!
[laughter]
♪ You're looking caliente ♪
♪ Say I'm a boss, and now she's screamin' out "Jefe" ♪
All right, we're outside now.
Kids like to play out here,
I'll sit and have a cigar here, we'll have some coffee.
There's downtown LA.
So the whole thing, it's like a 180 view.
And at night, it looks really pretty.
♪ Say I'm a boss, and now she's screamin' out "Jefe" ♪
So, we like to entertain a lot.
We got a swimming pool right here,
that comes out of our bedroom.
Usually on Saturday nights,
we like to watch a lot of fights.
Whether it's boxing or UFC,
and I'll have a bunch of people over.
We got a full kitchen outside.
Got a little cabana.
♪ Bum, ba-dum, dum, dum, let's rock ♪
♪ Yeah, let's go, let's go ♪
So, the yard is three tiers.
Got a bocce court down there.
And we have tournaments, and it's a lotta fun.
We put a trampoline in here recently.
Go and hit 'em with the backflip, Dominic!
Good, you hit 'em with it.
[Courtney] Good job!
Hey!
Hey, Santino! Say hi!
[crickets chirping]
[laughter]
♪ It's a beautiful life ♪
♪ So open up your mind ♪
♪ While we still have some time ♪
♪ Who knows We just might find ♪
All right MTV, thanks for hangin' with the Lopez fam-bam
here at Casa Lopez.
We'll see you next time, peace out!
[All] Bye!
♪ So beautiful ♪
[Narrator] Coming up,
we get so totally nostalgic wih MTV royalty, Pauly Shore,
at his Vegas bachelor pad.
This is the room where the vomit happens.
I knew you guys were coming, and I said to myself,
"You know what? I am not gonna make my bed."
Because why should I fake it?
Because the bottom line is, is I never make my bed.
♪ All the ♪
♪ Small things ♪
♪ True care ♪
♪ Truth brings ♪
♪ I'll take ♪
♪ One lift ♪
♪ Your ride ♪
♪ Best trip ♪
[Pauly] One, two, three, four!
Well, well, well, well!
Look who's come crawlin' back for some more?
My friends at MTV!
Yo bro, welcome to Pauly Shore's MTV Cribs.
Las Vegas.
My name is Pauly Shore.
Come inside and check out my crib, dudes!
♪ Say it aint so ♪
♪ I will not go ♪
♪ Turn the lights off ♪
♪ Carry me home ♪
♪ Na-na na na-na na ♪
Well, well, well...
Where the hell has Pauly Shore been livin' lately?
This is it guys, welcome to my crib.
Paul Shore, here!
So you're RuPaul, and I'm RuPauly!
All right!
Yes, this is it.
Woo!
It's so nostalgia.
It's so vintage.
That's Buster Boy, that's his name.
His name is Buster. Don't mess with him, okay?
He recently got neutered and he's a little mad at me.
But anyways, I have two living rooms.
That's right, uno, dos living rooms.
Let me show you the first one. Here it is, guys.
♪ Hate to say I told you so, all right ♪
This is my living room.
It's pretty cool, it's old-school vintage vibe.
The thing that's really cool
about this particular table right here...
I did MTV Cribs ,
and look what was in my crib 20 years ago.
Check it out! Boom, yes!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
Pauly Shore keeps his furniture!
But before we continue, this is a big vase.
But wait, let's flash back to the old crib.
"Oh my God, he kept the vase."
"Who keeps furniture for 20 years?"
"I do", says the cow.
Here is my mother, Mitzi Shore.
I miss her and I love her so much.
And of course, Chris Rock and myself
when we first started at The Comedy Store .
And here's a bike that I drive around in Las Vegas,
'cause I have a DUI...
And I can't drive my car...
So, that's just pretty much how it is.
As you know, I'm a standup comedian.
So, this is where I perform some of my standup.
You guys wanna see a little bit of standup right here?
Come on dude, please. This is a free show.
All right. Okay, anyways....
This is the room where the vomit happens.
♪ I'm aware I affect your life ♪
This is my bedroom.
I don't know if you wanna flash back to my old Cribs
that I did 20 years ago,
but it's actually the same [bleep] bed.
I knew you guys were coming, and I said to myself,
"You know what? I am not gonna make my bed."
Because why should I fake it?
Because the bottom line is, is I never make my bed.
And I don't know if you guys wanna know this information,
but I think it's important for you older people
that watch MTV.
I recently had a piss surgery called REZUM,
because I was peeing a lot.
So, I kept my catheter and my piss bag.
There's always something new on MTV.
Because it's awesome.
Because I was waiting for Cribs--
I was waiting-- I was waiting--
I was waiting for Cribs to show up.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for it? ♪
♪ You know I'm ready for it ♪
This is where I get the stench off of my body.
And this is the room.
It's old-school.
I got two sinks for two of my personalities.
This shower right here is actually a steam shower.
Okay, I'm gonna go inside.
I take a steam shower before I go out.
Here we go, look.
"M"...
"T"...
"V".
[vocalizing]
[Narrator] Coming up, we continue our tour with
the totally wild actor and comedian, Pauly Shore.
[rolling tongue]
Drum roll!
[rolling tongue]
So of course, I have some mayonnaise,
which I like to put on my pubic hair late at night.
I don't know if you've ever...
Oh, you've tried it?
Okay, so I don't have to explain that.
♪ Now, now, now ♪
This is the home office.
♪ We don't make me loco, nah, nah, nah ♪
Everyone has a home office, especially after Covid.
And we do videos, we do social media.
Here's my first Spring Break , I was on MTV 30 years ago.
Buddy in Greece, it's like this, man, on donkeys.
MTV's the thing that made me.
And then movies kind of catapulted me.
But the MTV time and experience was [bleep] amazing.
♪ Well-dressed Bohemians, their coffee filled with ice ♪
This is the kitchen, guys.
I love this kitchen.
I like these little flare-y things there.
And this is... Yes, I cook.
I cook for my friends, I cook for myself,
and I'll cook for you, for the right price.
So, if you send your money to Pauly at Pauly Shore...
No, I'm just kidding.
So, listen. So, for real.
Everyone wants to know what people eat.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna go inside,
and we're gonna see.
[rolling tongue] Drum roll!
[rolling tongue]
[Pauly] So of course, I have some mayonnaise that I,
which I like to put on my pubic hair late at night.
It's really interesting. I don't know if you've ever...
Oh, you've tried it?
Okay, so I don't have to explain that.
And of course, since I am of the Jewish descent...
Jews love what? Say it, schmear!
We love cream cheese!
And anyways, let's see what's in here.
This, I stole.
Okay? I stole this.
I have to admit, I stole this from some hotel.
But...
Since it is hot...
Mm.
Mm-hm.
♪ Ooh! That's so cute, ooh! ♪
♪ We riding, grinding ♪
♪ Lose your deadline, you a diamond, try it ♪
What's up, guys?
This is my backyard-ay in the Vegas ard-ay,
and the yard-ay to the tard-ay.
And of course, my beautiful friends...
I brought... Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Guys, guys, guys, I brought my friends for you.
Not for me.
Because America wants to see some pretty-ass [bleep].
So we got dudes and chicks, let's check this out.
Thunder down under, mate!
[Man] Whoa!
[Pauly] This is Mike Tran, he's an aspiring comedian.
So, you're my friend too, right?
Yeah, you're the homie.
Yeah, he's my homie, he's my assistant.
Okay, now let's keep 'em bouncin',
we'll see Mike a little bit.
We're just here at Pauly Shore's Cribs ,
in beautiful downtown Las Vegas!
This is my sauna over here, guys.
It's a barrel sauna, and I love it.
Just kinda gets rid of all the toxins.
It's literally the best thing, especially being in Las Vegas,
where people party, as you know.
Me, not one of 'em. I'm sober out here.
Mm. Mm-hm.
Next question! No, I'm just kidding.
♪ Shake it to the left, shake it to the right ♪
♪ Shake your blues away ♪
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
[Pauly] Two, three, four!
Thank you, MTV,
for visiting me and the Crusties in our garage.
Yes, that's right. We're in my garage.
We'll see you next time, Cribs !
Thank you for visiting!
My casa, su casa, mi casa.
[rolling tongue]
[Narrator] Next time on Cribs.
We hit up the Hollywood Hills
and tour actress and model, Jamie King's zen-ed out crib.
[Jamie] This is supposed to disperse the chi,
and it sort of, like, send the energy...
I don't know.
Somewhere better?
[Narrator] Then...
NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick is back on MTV
to show off his cool family hoe in Nashville, Tennessee.
What's great about this wrapping room
is when you come in here, you rap.
-Take it away. -Yeah.
-No, I don't know how to rap. -[Chris] Rap.
Definitely can't wrap anything really big in here.
You can't rap at all.
Oh, jeez.
[Narrator] And, punk princess and fashion designer,
Betsy Johnson,
takes us on a tour of her vibrant Malibu bungalow.
♪ I want my MTV! ♪
And to welcome you...
I shall give you my split.
[music]