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♪ MTV ♪
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[Female Narrator]
On this episode of Cribs,
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extra, extra,
it's a family affair
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with actor and TV host
Mario Lopez,
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at his lush Glendale home.
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[Mario] I got a little
toilet room right here,
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but I always have to close it.
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Because if my wife goes in
there, she likes to blow it up.
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So...
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Don't let that sweet face
fool you.
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[Narrator] Then, what's up,
dudes?
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It's MTV VJ, actor, and comedian
Pauly Shore,
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back to show off
his Las Vegas crib.
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This I stole, okay?
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I stole this from some hotel.
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Mm.
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Mm-hm.
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♪ Ooh!
That's so cute, ooh! ♪
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[Narrator] But first,
model and influencer, Stas,
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gives us the star treatment
at her sleek and sexy
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Hollywood Hills crib.
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I think we should make a drink
while we're here.
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A few shots.
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I'm wasted off that one sip.
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[laughter]
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[music]
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♪ Rock it
Don't stop it ♪
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♪ Everybody get on the floor ♪
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♪ Pick the party up
We about to get it on ♪
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♪ We see ya
One two step ♪
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♪ I love it when ya
One two step ♪
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♪ Everybody
One two step ♪
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Hey MTV, welcome to my crib.
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My name is Stas,
come on in and have a tour.
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♪ Automatic
Supersonic ♪
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♪ Hypnotic
Funky fresh ♪
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♪ Work my body
So melodic ♪
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♪ This beat goes
right through my chest ♪
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I've lived here
for about three months.
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This house has three stories,
which gets a little annoying.
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But there's an elevator,
so that's amazing.
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♪ You don't wanna play
with a real one ♪
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♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
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Off of my entryway is my office.
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I do a lot of my work here.
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Just kidding, I normally do
my work on my couch.
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This is where I keep a lot of
the stuff I'm working on,
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I have some of my collabs.
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This is my Booby Tape collab.
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I have my Kylie Cosmetics
collab.
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♪ Boss up,
you know you want some ♪
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♪ Boss up ♪
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And then I have
my new home line,
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which I'm super excited about.
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And we have this lamp that
clearly gets lots of use.
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So, there's that.
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♪ Shortys like the melody ♪
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Now we are on the magical level.
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This is where all
the magic happens.
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♪ Shortys like the melody
in my hood ♪
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This is my dining room.
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In the three months
that I've lived here,
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I think I've sat twice
at the dining table.
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We also have my Sunny bar,
the most-used thing in my house.
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Now, we're gonna go
into the kitchen.
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♪ Oh, hey now
Watch me ♪
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We make a lot of drinks in here.
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I love to cook.
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My fridge is my pride and joy.
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I swear it looks like this
at all times,
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and I didn't just do this.
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It's pretty gorgeous in here.
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Very organized.
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We got our hot sauce turntable,
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we have my bedazzled mayo.
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Which is probably one of
my favorite things in here.
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Got some drinks.
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I think we should make a drink
while we're here.
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So, I'm going to grab...
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My bedazzled cup.
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Some Sunny vodka.
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♪ You can't do it,
do it like me ♪
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A few shots.
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A Lyrical Lemonade.
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♪ You can't do it,
do it like me ♪
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[Stas] Delicious.
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♪ Nothin' like me ♪
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I have a really big thing
for organization.
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This is my spice drawer.
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And all my spices say
"Stassie's Spices",
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and they're all numbered.
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I also have my health cabinet.
This is my smoothie station.
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I feel wasted off that one sip.
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♪ You know I got it, uh-huh,
yeah, I got it ♪
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♪ Every time I drop it ♪
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♪ They like,
"Yeah, she got it" ♪
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We have the most perfect model
I've ever seen...
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This is my cat,
his name is Booby.
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He's literally the most
perfect angel I've ever met
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in my whole entire life.
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This is my living room,
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this is where I spend probably,
like, 70% of my time.
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This couch is incredible.
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It's super fluffed up everywhere
except right here,
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which is where I spend...
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All of my time.
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And I just lay here and get
all nice and cozy,
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and watch TV, movies...
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And we cuddle with Booby.
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Let's head upstairs.
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We are going to take
the elevator.
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Fun fact, when I first moved
into this house,
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I broke my ankle.
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So having this elevator
was so helpful.
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I used it for the first month
that I lived here,
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and I really don't use it
that much anymore.
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But it's super fun.
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I'll meet you guys up there.
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[music]
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So, now that we're here
on the third floor,
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I'm going to show you guys
one of my favorite rooms.
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This is my closet glam room.
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♪ I got that bling-bling ♪
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♪ I'm getting iced right up ♪
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♪ I got that bling-bling ♪
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Building this closet room
was like a dream,
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and I love the way
it turned out.
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I have all my purses out,
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so it's easy for me
to get ready.
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I would show you guys
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the first bag
I ever bought myself,
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but I've been robbed
a few times.
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So...
I don't have it.
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I do have my first Birkin.
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She's gorg.
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She's...
A little dusty.
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♪ I'm a boss ♪
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I love this sparkly
little Prada bag.
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I have all my sunglasses on
display.
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I think my favorite pair is
probably these Prada ones.
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I'm really into Prada right now.
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I'm wearing a Prada bodysuit.
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♪ We have money ♪
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♪ Baby that you want me ♪
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Welcome to our bedroom.
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This is where we sleep
every night.
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This is my closet inside
my room,
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this is where I keep, like,
all my clothes
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that I wear every day.
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♪ Hey baby ♪
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Now, we are in the bedroom.
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It's super cozy in here.
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This is where the magic happens.
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I love my patio.
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Sitting out there and getting
some morning sun,
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reading a book,
having my coffee.
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Over here, I have
my little mushroom lamps
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on my nightstands.
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And we have...
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A crystal.
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It's really cute.
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Don't you guys think?
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♪ Aint it funny ♪
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[music]
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I love this little bathmat,
it says "get naked",
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Because, you know...
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You get naked and then
get in the shower.
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We have my bathtub.
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I don't think I've ever taken
a bath in here before.
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In the three months that
I've been in this house...
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This is my first time.
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It's pretty comfy in here.
I'll take a bath in here.
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I actually washed my hair,
like, leaning over the...
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Bathtub.
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My friend washed my hair for me
when I broke my ankle--
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Ooh!
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When my ankle was broken.
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Let me not break it again.
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Now, we have made our way
outside.
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This is my massive jacuzzi/pool.
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It's huge.
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You can fit, like,
15 people in here.
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It has a system where if you
want it to do
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sitting in place laps,
you could.
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Which is a really cool feature.
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♪ Woman
Let me be your woman ♪
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♪ Woman woman woman ♪
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All right MTV,
thank you for coming,
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it is getting hot
as [bleep] outside.
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So I think I'm gonna have to put
a bikini on
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and get in this jacuzzi, so...
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I'll see you guys next time,
and...
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Thank you for coming.
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[Narrator] Coming up,
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Mario Lopez and his family show
us what goes on in the kitchen.
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Our dogs, one of 'em
has a chewing problem,
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and he's eatin' all our chairs.
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And walls...
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[Mario] How do you eat a wall?
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♪ Ooh, na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na ♪
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♪ I said
Ooh, na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na
I said Ooh ♪
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[singing in Spanish]
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What's up, MTV?
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We're the Lopez fam-bam,
welcome to our crib.
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Come on inside!
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♪ Na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na
I said Ooh ♪
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♪ Na na na na na ♪
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I'm Mario, the dad.
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This is my beautiful wife
Courtney.
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Introduce yourselves.
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I'm Gia Lopez.
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And I'm Dominic,
the younger Lopez.
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My son. We're, we're, we're
missing one though, right?
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-Yeah.
-He's in the actual crib.
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♪ Ole, ole ♪
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This is our living room.
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We love music around here.
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The kids play piano.
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Gia usually plays,
and I practice my...
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[laughter]
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Ballet...
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We have a couch here for
all three of our dogs.
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However, one just passed.
Rest in peace.
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But it was
Julio César Chávez Lopez,
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Salvador Sánchez Lopez,
and Oscar de la Hoya Lopez.
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We named all our dogs after
famous Mexican fighters.
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These are my dad's
two Emmy awards.
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They're for hosting.
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And one of them,
it's his gold medal
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from jujutsu tournament.
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So, we're hopin' to get
more Emmys,
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and more gold medals for
jujutsu.
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Both of us, right?
There we go.
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♪ Who let the dogs out ♪
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Here's our quaint
little dining room.
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With our dogs,
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one of 'em has
a chewing problem.
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We're workin' on it,
'cause he's a big puppy.
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And he's eatin' all our chairs!
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So we're gonna get new chairs.
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And walls...
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[Mario] How do you eat a wall?
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♪ Don't stop, don't stop,
don't stop, like freaky ♪
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You know, where most people
spend most of their time,
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the kitchen.
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♪ I want it all ♪
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♪ Gimme this, gimme that,
gimme more ♪
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Here's our little
breakfast nook.
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These old Spanish homes have
these little quaint areas.
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And we've got one fridge
for food,
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another fridge for drinks.
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So, warning...
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We didn't, you know,
decorate the fridge...
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Get all fancy with it.
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We're just kinda
keepin' it real,
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I don't even know
what we're gonna find.
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Oh, wow!
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You know when you save bananas
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and you say you're gonna
make banana bread?
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We actually make
some banana bread.
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And you know you're gonna get
some tortillas,
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'cause we're Mexican.
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Findin' a lot of
half-eaten fruit right here.
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My little son,
see the teeth, you know.
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He'll take a couple bites,
and then he'll put it back.
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♪ Woo ♪
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♪ Come and get that ♪
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My third child, Santino,
joined us.
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Sunny, say hi!
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He's like,
"Who are you guys?"
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♪ Everything you need,
that you been wishin' ♪
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♪ All that you been askin' ♪
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♪ That thing you been missin' ♪
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This is our bedroom.
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Where the magic happens.
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[Courtney] Actually happened.
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These two were created...
No, no.
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This one was created
somewhere else.
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But this pops up the TV.
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So, we chill right here,
and we got a nice view outside.
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I work just right there,
they can see it.
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Universal Studios is
right there.
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[singing in Spanish]
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This is the bathroom.
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I'm not gonna lie, though,
I'm not afraid of taking a bath.
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[Courtney] Yeah, every night.
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Just about every night.
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'Cause my body hurts,
I gotta soak in this.
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I got a little toilet room
right here.
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[Courtney] This door is
250 years old.
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[Mario] Yeah, this is
an old door, right here.
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I always have to close it,
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because if my wife
goes in there,
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she likes to blow it up.
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So...
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Don't let that sweet face
fool you.
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[laughter]
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♪ I'mma shake it off ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'mma shake it off ♪
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So, we spend a lot of time
right here.
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This is our gym/dance studio.
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It all comes together with
your Mario Lopez bench.
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Don't forget to get that.
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This is where
they like to dance.
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-One, two, three, four...
-One, two, three, four...
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[All] Money...
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And then it goes no...
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Boom, boom, away...
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You, phone, you, hey!
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[laughter]
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♪ You're looking caliente ♪
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♪ Say I'm a boss, and now
she's screamin' out "Jefe" ♪
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All right, we're outside now.
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Kids like to play out here,
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I'll sit and have a cigar here,
we'll have some coffee.
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There's downtown LA.
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00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,790
So the whole thing,
it's like a 180 view.
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And at night,
it looks really pretty.
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♪ Say I'm a boss, and now
she's screamin' out "Jefe" ♪
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So, we like to entertain a lot.
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We got a swimming pool
right here,
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that comes out of our bedroom.
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Usually on Saturday nights,
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00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,271
we like to watch
a lot of fights.
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Whether it's boxing or UFC,
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00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,841
and I'll have a bunch
of people over.
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We got a full kitchen outside.
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Got a little cabana.
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♪ Bum, ba-dum, dum, dum,
let's rock ♪
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00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,183
♪ Yeah, let's go, let's go ♪
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So, the yard is three tiers.
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00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,953
Got a bocce court down there.
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00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,122
And we have tournaments,
and it's a lotta fun.
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00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,624
We put a trampoline in here
recently.
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00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,193
Go and hit 'em with
the backflip, Dominic!
340
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,794
Good, you hit 'em with it.
341
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:41,995
[Courtney] Good job!
342
00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:43,263
Hey!
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00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,432
Hey, Santino!
Say hi!
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00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,500
[crickets chirping]
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00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,801
[laughter]
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00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,070
♪ It's a beautiful life ♪
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00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,206
♪ So open up your mind ♪
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00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,341
♪ While we still
have some time ♪
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00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,910
♪ Who knows
We just might find ♪
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00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,812
All right MTV, thanks for
hangin' with the Lopez fam-bam
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here at Casa Lopez.
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00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,682
We'll see you next time,
peace out!
353
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,350
[All] Bye!
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00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,386
♪ So beautiful ♪
355
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,955
[Narrator] Coming up,
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00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:11,225
we get so totally nostalgic wih
MTV royalty, Pauly Shore,
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00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,393
at his Vegas bachelor pad.
358
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,029
This is the room where
the vomit happens.
359
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,765
I knew you guys were coming,
and I said to myself,
360
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,568
"You know what?
I am not gonna make my bed."
361
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,936
Because why should I fake it?
362
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,473
Because the bottom line is,
is I never make my bed.
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00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,878
♪ All the ♪
364
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,513
♪ Small things ♪
365
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,081
♪ True care ♪
366
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,716
♪ Truth brings ♪
367
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,384
♪ I'll take ♪
368
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,986
♪ One lift ♪
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00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,654
♪ Your ride ♪
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00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,290
♪ Best trip ♪
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[Pauly] One, two, three, four!
372
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,995
Well, well, well, well!
373
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,497
Look who's come crawlin' back
for some more?
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00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,333
My friends at MTV!
375
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:57,671
Yo bro, welcome to Pauly Shore's
MTV Cribs.
376
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,373
Las Vegas.
377
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,908
My name is Pauly Shore.
378
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:05,812
Come inside and check out
my crib, dudes!
379
00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:09,082
♪ Say it aint so ♪
380
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,717
♪ I will not go ♪
381
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,319
♪ Turn the lights off ♪
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00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,188
♪ Carry me home ♪
383
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,957
♪ Na-na na na-na na ♪
384
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,660
Well, well, well...
385
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,763
Where the hell has Pauly Shore
been livin' lately?
386
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,965
This is it guys,
welcome to my crib.
387
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,235
Paul Shore, here!
388
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,104
So you're RuPaul,
and I'm RuPauly!
389
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,272
All right!
390
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,607
Yes, this is it.
391
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,475
Woo!
392
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:38,445
It's so nostalgia.
393
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,514
It's so vintage.
394
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,916
That's Buster Boy,
that's his name.
395
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,853
His name is Buster.
Don't mess with him, okay?
396
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,755
He recently got neutered and
he's a little mad at me.
397
00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:50,891
But anyways,
I have two living rooms.
398
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,694
That's right, uno,
dos living rooms.
399
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:56,029
Let me show you the first one.
Here it is, guys.
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00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,566
♪ Hate to say
I told you so, all right ♪
401
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,969
This is my living room.
402
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,438
It's pretty cool,
it's old-school vintage vibe.
403
00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:05,672
The thing that's really cool
404
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,774
about this particular table
right here...
405
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,443
I did MTV Cribs ,
406
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:12,646
and look what was in my crib
20 years ago.
407
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,414
Check it out!
Boom, yes!
408
00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:15,883
That's right,
ladies and gentlemen.
409
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,119
Pauly Shore keeps his furniture!
410
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,055
But before we continue,
this is a big vase.
411
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,558
But wait, let's flash back to
the old crib.
412
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,059
"Oh my God, he kept the vase."
413
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,095
"Who keeps furniture
for 20 years?"
414
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,496
"I do", says the cow.
415
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,698
Here is my mother, Mitzi Shore.
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00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,367
I miss her and I love her
so much.
417
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,102
And of course,
Chris Rock and myself
418
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,070
when we first started at
The Comedy Store .
419
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,840
And here's a bike that
I drive around in Las Vegas,
420
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,108
'cause I have a DUI...
421
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,643
And I can't drive my car...
422
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,480
So, that's just pretty much
how it is.
423
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,348
As you know,
I'm a standup comedian.
424
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,285
So, this is where I perform
some of my standup.
425
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,420
You guys wanna see a little bit
of standup right here?
426
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,290
Come on dude, please.
This is a free show.
427
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,393
All right.
Okay, anyways....
428
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:03,430
This is the room where
the vomit happens.
429
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:07,434
♪ I'm aware I affect your life ♪
430
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,669
This is my bedroom.
431
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,938
I don't know if you wanna
flash back to my old Cribs
432
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,339
that I did 20 years ago,
433
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,208
but it's actually
the same [bleep] bed.
434
00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:17,110
I knew you guys were coming,
and I said to myself,
435
00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:20,047
"You know what?
I am not gonna make my bed."
436
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,515
Because why should I fake it?
437
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,918
Because the bottom line is,
is I never make my bed.
438
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,254
And I don't know if you guys
wanna know this information,
439
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,557
but I think it's important
for you older people
440
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,025
that watch MTV.
441
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,961
I recently had a piss surgery
called REZUM,
442
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,095
because I was peeing a lot.
443
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,865
So, I kept my catheter
and my piss bag.
444
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,867
There's always something new
on MTV.
445
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,070
Because it's awesome.
446
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,505
Because I was waiting for
Cribs--
447
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,740
I was waiting--
I was waiting--
448
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,208
I was waiting for Cribs
to show up.
449
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,744
♪ Are you ready?
Are you ready for it? ♪
450
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,145
♪ You know I'm ready for it ♪
451
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:55,616
This is where I get the stench
off of my body.
452
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,084
And this is the room.
453
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,318
It's old-school.
454
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,420
I got two sinks for
two of my personalities.
455
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,156
This shower right here is
actually a steam shower.
456
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,491
Okay, I'm gonna go inside.
457
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,793
I take a steam shower before
I go out.
458
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,295
Here we go, look.
459
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,763
"M"...
460
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,298
"T"...
461
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:12,766
"V".
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00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:17,337
[vocalizing]
463
00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:20,974
[Narrator] Coming up,
we continue our tour with
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00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,911
the totally wild actor
and comedian, Pauly Shore.
465
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:24,845
[rolling tongue]
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00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:25,746
Drum roll!
467
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,381
[rolling tongue]
468
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,249
So of course,
I have some mayonnaise,
469
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,818
which I like to put on
my pubic hair late at night.
470
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:32,986
I don't know if you've ever...
471
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,121
Oh, you've tried it?
472
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:39,560
Okay, so I don't have to
explain that.
473
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,228
♪ Now, now, now ♪
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00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:44,164
This is the home office.
475
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,835
♪ We don't make me loco,
nah, nah, nah ♪
476
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,672
Everyone has a home office,
especially after Covid.
477
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,908
And we do videos,
we do social media.
478
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:59,246
Here's my first Spring Break ,
I was on MTV 30 years ago.
479
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:02,115
Buddy in Greece, it's like this,
man, on donkeys.
480
00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:04,251
MTV's the thing that made me.
481
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,386
And then movies kind of
catapulted me.
482
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:11,325
But the MTV time and experience
was [bleep] amazing.
483
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:14,995
♪ Well-dressed Bohemians,
their coffee filled with ice ♪
484
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:17,464
This is the kitchen, guys.
485
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,999
I love this kitchen.
486
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,801
I like these little
flare-y things there.
487
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,603
And this is...
Yes, I cook.
488
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:25,005
I cook for my friends,
I cook for myself,
489
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,241
and I'll cook for you,
for the right price.
490
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:30,177
So, if you send your money
to Pauly at Pauly Shore...
491
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,278
No, I'm just kidding.
492
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,880
So, listen.
So, for real.
493
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,715
Everyone wants to know
what people eat.
494
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:36,350
What we're gonna do is
we're gonna go inside,
495
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,284
and we're gonna see.
496
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,318
[rolling tongue]
Drum roll!
497
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,087
[rolling tongue]
498
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,289
[Pauly] So of course,
I have some mayonnaise that I,
499
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,458
which I like to put on
my pubic hair late at night.
500
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,693
It's really interesting.
I don't know if you've ever...
501
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,828
Oh, you've tried it?
502
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:49,329
Okay, so I don't have to
explain that.
503
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,832
And of course, since I am of
the Jewish descent...
504
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,468
Jews love what?
Say it, schmear!
505
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,736
We love cream cheese!
506
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,237
And anyways, let's see
what's in here.
507
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,372
This, I stole.
508
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,040
Okay?
I stole this.
509
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,409
I have to admit, I stole this
from some hotel.
510
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,343
But...
511
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,611
Since it is hot...
512
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,013
Mm.
513
00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:07,181
Mm-hm.
514
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,917
♪ Ooh!
That's so cute, ooh! ♪
515
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,252
♪ We riding, grinding ♪
516
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,288
♪ Lose your deadline,
you a diamond, try it ♪
517
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:15,722
What's up, guys?
518
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,593
This is my backyard-ay
in the Vegas ard-ay,
519
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,662
and the yard-ay to the tard-ay.
520
00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,430
And of course,
my beautiful friends...
521
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,698
I brought...
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
522
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,800
Guys, guys, guys,
I brought my friends for you.
523
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,168
Not for me.
524
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,905
Because America wants to see
some pretty-ass [bleep].
525
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:34,741
So we got dudes and chicks,
let's check this out.
526
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,410
Thunder down under, mate!
527
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,444
[Man] Whoa!
528
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,748
[Pauly] This is Mike Tran,
he's an aspiring comedian.
529
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,250
So, you're my friend too, right?
530
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,451
Yeah, you're the homie.
531
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,053
Yeah, he's my homie,
he's my assistant.
532
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:47,354
Okay, now let's keep 'em
bouncin',
533
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,689
we'll see Mike a little bit.
534
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:50,557
We're just here at
Pauly Shore's Cribs ,
535
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,660
in beautiful downtown Las Vegas!
536
00:19:55,162 --> 00:19:57,531
This is my sauna over here,
guys.
537
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,666
It's a barrel sauna,
and I love it.
538
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,435
Just kinda gets rid of
all the toxins.
539
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,737
It's literally the best thing,
especially being in Las Vegas,
540
00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,706
where people party, as you know.
541
00:20:05,806 --> 00:20:07,774
Me, not one of 'em.
I'm sober out here.
542
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:11,345
Mm.
Mm-hm.
543
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,480
Next question!
No, I'm just kidding.
544
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:16,350
♪ Shake it to the left,
shake it to the right ♪
545
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,651
♪ Shake your blues away ♪
546
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,754
♪ Everything's gonna be
all right ♪
547
00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:23,190
[Pauly] Two, three, four!
548
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:25,826
Thank you, MTV,
549
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:28,962
for visiting me and the Crusties
in our garage.
550
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,864
Yes, that's right.
We're in my garage.
551
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,299
We'll see you next time, Cribs !
552
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:33,667
Thank you for visiting!
553
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,404
My casa, su casa, mi casa.
554
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:42,876
[rolling tongue]
555
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,511
[Narrator] Next time on Cribs.
556
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,180
We hit up the Hollywood Hills
557
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,483
and tour actress and model,
Jamie King's zen-ed out crib.
558
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,652
[Jamie] This is supposed to
disperse the chi,
559
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,587
and it sort of, like,
send the energy...
560
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,223
I don't know.
561
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,291
Somewhere better?
562
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,859
[Narrator] Then...
563
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,929
NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick
is back on MTV
564
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:04,698
to show off his cool family hoe
in Nashville, Tennessee.
565
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:06,533
What's great about
this wrapping room
566
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,268
is when you come in here,
you rap.
567
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,536
-Take it away.
-Yeah.
568
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,038
-No, I don't know how to rap.
-[Chris] Rap.
569
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,073
Definitely can't wrap
anything really big in here.
570
00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:14,541
You can't rap at all.
571
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,076
Oh, jeez.
572
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:18,178
[Narrator] And, punk princess
and fashion designer,
573
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,713
Betsy Johnson,
574
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:22,149
takes us on a tour of
her vibrant Malibu bungalow.
575
00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:25,352
♪ I want my MTV! ♪
576
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,653
And to welcome you...
577
00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:32,192
I shall give you my split.
578
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,629
[music]
579
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:41,702
[music]