♪ MTV ♪
[Female announcer] On this episode of Cribs ,
we get meta...physical with MTV royalty Heidi and Spencer
at the crystalized Palisades crib.
[Heidi] This is a lepidolite elephant for healing.
This is a big Xanax of crystals right here.
Ooh, it feels good!
[Announcer] Then, Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan
gives us an exclusive tour of his California ranch.
This is our newest member of the pack.
His name is Achilles.
I was watching Troy,
and of course, everybody loves Brad Pitt.
And so I think he looks like Brad Pitt and goat.
[bleats]
[Announcer] But first, pro basketball player
and family man Iman Shumpert welcomes us
into his Los Angeles crash pad.
How many of y'all got this?
Sold-out show, sold-out performance.
Mrow!
♪ Yeah ♪
[theme music]
♪ Uh, I'm like, hey, what's up, hello ♪
♪ Soon as you came in the door ♪
♪ And I -- with my baby, baby ♪
♪ I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah ♪
MTV Cribs !
Took y'all long enough.
Come on, man, I'ma show y'all around.
♪ She my trap queen, let her hit the bando ♪
♪ We be counting up, watch how far them bands go ♪
I'm here to welcome y'all to my house.
While we're here, we'd like to be comfortable.
But due to us growing the size of our family and adding Rue,
we're gonna need a bigger house,
so we are going to sell this one if you got the capital.
♪ Bounce, shake, hips, waist ♪
♪ Wait, whoa, I'll be fake if I put it all ♪
My wife, she likes to decorate it like this
so that people are forced to have a conversation.
♪ Can't we just talk? ♪
So much of our world right now
is everybody staring at their phone, right?
And it was cool, man.
Ever since my wife brought this,
I think the conversation just sort of pours
into the middle of the crib.
This is stuff that Tiana likes, artsy stuff.
Chanel bullet and a Chanel barrel.
All your familiar things that a queen would like.
[fanfare]
♪ Kings and queens, we can wear the crown, wear the crown ♪
This is a 8-ball.
An 8-ball tells your destiny up here.
This was for the dance-off that I had with Jojo.
And we had a rematch on the Ellen show,
when Jojo hosted,
and I was accompanied by my daughter.
She won her trophy, so we keep it on display.
Thank you, Ellen. Thank you, Jojo.
I know y'all thinking we don't have a fridge.
We do have a fridge, it's just in LA...
♪ What you want, what you need ♪
[Iman] ...the fridge opens that way.
I know, nothing in here.
Complete crashpad.
No kids right now.
I'm not cooking anything.
♪ Let's get real and catch a vibe ♪
This is our theater room.
This is where my daughter, Junie,
takes control of the house.
We've watched just about every cartoon movie
you could ask for in here.
Growing up, it's always like this big thing
to go to the movies.
And now, by having this theater room,
kind of puts things in perspective
about how hard you work.
You know, all the time, we don't get to enjoy it.
But your kids will always enjoy what you purchase.
♪ Slow time got me feelin' all slow, fine ♪
♪ On the beat in the sunshine ♪
This is Teyana's Zen, as she likes to call her Zen garden.
Very artsy, very into the vibes.
This is my area over here.
I smoke a cigar, watch the game, watch the fight.
We got a lot of memories collected in this backyard.
It's just...like I said, the family growing,
it's just...need a little more elbow room.
Just a little more elbow room. Just a little bit.
♪ Colors, beautiful colors ♪
♪ Radiant colors ♪
This is Junie's room, or what's left of it.
Every house we have, Junie always gets one wall
to express herself.
And boy, does she express herself.
There was handprints, uh, from paint.
There was glitter, sprinkles.
It kind of looks really cool.
♪ Getting addicted, addicted ♪
♪ Boy, listen, listen ♪
♪ The only piece of the puzzle you're missin' ♪
So guys, this is the master bedroom of the pad.
We don't really sleep in this bed
unless we're all together as a family.
Feels weird when they're not around.
Been sleeping on the couch.
A comfy bed, though.
Nice bed. Very nice bed.
Just don't sleep on it.
♪ Already told you I'm a rock star, rock star ♪
♪ Uh, not a pop star, yeah ♪
Welcome to the bathroom.
This is a man's best friend.
This is the shower.
This is one of my favorite parts.
You got the ceiling.
You have different heights.
This is Iman, Teyana, Junie, and Rue.
Junie's favorite part of the shower is the window washing,
when your parents--need to get their attention,
get 'em one of these.
They love it.
Another part that is a man's best friend, man,
I don't know when Teyana would've got it.
You see that? Automatic.
You know, we strive to have two separate sinks.
But man, both sinks end up becoming my wife sinks,
but it works.
Happy wife, happy life. Come on.
♪ All eyes on me ♪
♪ I shine with everything I do ♪
This is the closet of my crash pad.
We like to section off stuff off.
So Teyana's side, my side.
I'm a big thrift store guy.
Why, look at this. This is cool as hell.
How many y'all got this?
Sold-out show, sold-out performance.
Mrow.
[cat meows]
[Iman] I keep stuff like this.
No matter where I travel to, keep my kids with me,
keep pictures of my wife with me.
When I go city to city, I just sort of pack these up.
Stuff a guy should have.
♪ Hey-o, why-o, well-o ♪
♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hey-o, that's how we roll ♪
This should be a garage,
but it got converted into
a small gym/rehearsal space.
[grunts]
Gotta keep it right just in case the shirt gotta come off, right?
I guess I can show y'all the car that should be in here,
but it just sorta sits out there
when you convert something like this.
This is our van/truck.
It is half van, half Range Rover.
The kids love it.
It's got the double sun roof.
It's got TVs in the back of the headrest.
You're not gonna get a complaint out of kids
driving around in this.
This little baby's good on gas.
I look pretty damn cool driving it, not gonna lie.
♪ I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top ♪
♪ And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop ♪
♪ Had to stop at a red light ♪
[Iman] Man, it's been fun.
I'm glad I got to show my home, share my home with y'all.
But, uh, yeah, the guest room is for one night only.
Get the [bleep] out.
Uh-uh.
Back up.
♪ I gotta say it was a good time ♪
[Announcer] Coming up, Heidi and Spencer show us
where the magic happens on their very own sex bed.
Actually, this pillow that comes the most in handy.
This is getting strange and awkward.
[Heidi] Oh, yeah!
♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
♪ No one else can feel it for you ♪
♪ Only you can let it in ♪
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
♪ Put yourself in words unspoken ♪
Welcome, MTV Cribs .
Come on in!
[Spencer] Not yet!
Stay there. You can't come in yet.
[singing bowls ringing]
You have to be saged first.
Okay, you're good.
-I'm Heidi. -I'm Spencer.
And we are...
Speidi! Welcome to our house.
♪ Something in the distance ♪
♪ So close, you can almost taste it ♪
♪ Release your inhibitions ♪
Having a lovely sound bath here.
Set the energy, vibration.
[Spencer] This is Ana.
It's so fun looking into the camera.
What a change of pace.
Hi, MTV.
[singing bowls ringing]
[ding]
♪ Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again ♪
This is Rainbow.
-Oh! -Oh my gosh.
You trapped me.
Don't go down there.
Here!
No, thanks.
We have four dogs.
Never get four dogs.
You almost just had him poop on me!
[Spencer] Well, it's showing Cribs our life.
[Heidi] We have lots of crystals.
This is the first crystal we ever bought,
or Spencer was very drawn to.
We were told that it was from a volcano in Peru.
-We were definitely lied to. -Mm-hmm.
It's for sure from Brazil, out of a mine.
But you know, there's good salesmen out there.
[Heidi] This is a citrine.
This is...
[Spencer] Quartz cluster.
[Heidi] This is a lepidolite elephant for healing.
It has lithium, so that's where they get that--
This is a big Xanax of crystals right here.
Ooh, it feels good!
And we also have a huge quartz cluster.
This is a huge fuchite.
Almost all green crystals are great for money.
[ka-ching]
So this is our dining room.
♪ Click, click, pa da pa pa pa ♪
♪ Click, click, pa ♪
♪ Let's do it ♪
These are our photos from Martin Schoeller.
Martin Schoeller is an incredible photographer.
And it was a great investment in ourselves.
[Spencer] And of course...
[Heidi] We have our huge amethyst churches.
[Spencer] My favorite thing is our dinnertime reading.
We like to show Gunner at story time.
This was us when there was swine flu in Mexico.
Here's me with Harrison Ford.
Surgery gone wrong!
Heidi and Spencer, $1.6 million wedding.
Fake engagement.
Wow, this is a spread.
Anyways, back in the day, we used to be famous.
♪ Tell me you deserve it ♪
Here's our kitchen.
[Spencer] I used to go every day
and get multiple shots of espresso.
Heidi told me that I couldn't do that anymore
'cause it was costing so much money.
So I bought this beautiful espresso machine.
Now I am a near-professional barista.
[ding]
♪ Yeah, we prepare for whatever ♪
♪ 'Cause you know we do it better ♪
Here's our fridge.
[Spencer] This pregnancy has made our fridge
pretty...healthy.
-We got coconuts. -I'll take one of those.
[Spencer] You take a coconut.
We eat a lot of Bitchin' Sauce for the vegans.
Always need to have at least two Air 1 Habanero sauces.
-Coconut probiotic vinegar. -Yeah.
Okay, so you can just show them and then put it back nicely.
I will in the end.
Raw kefir-- "Key-fear." "Key-fear"?
That's delicious.
This is really just what happens.
♪ Everybody knows our name ♪
♪ So ready or not, let's go ♪
Welcome to our office!
Spencer chose this from the studio.
-I asked for permission. -You did.
[Spencer] This is a masterpiece.
Shoutout The Hills: Next Gen coming soon.
You see all these beautiful crystals up here.
I don't know why Heidi put this lemurian up there.
That is just a masterpiece.
Okay, keep it up there, mister.
Look at this mutilated quartz.
Oh my gosh, look at that.
Oh, wow.
This is Spencer's fish tank that he loves.
It's a debate because
I think it's time for, uh...
There's no debate. Heidi...
I think it's time for it to go.
Well, I don't know. This is a very strange moment
we're having on camera right now.
[Announcer] Coming up, we become one with nature
with Heidi and Spencer.
Welcome to the hummingbirds.
The real goal is trying to get a landing.
Watch this, MTV Cribs.
[music]
Welcome to our bedroom!
Where nobody sleeps!
[music]
So of course, bedside, we have black tourmaline for protection.
We have defender plates.
[Heidi] Bulletproof vests.
[Spence] God forbid somebody break in.
-And you have the Bible. -And the Bible.
And the Holy Spirit.
And this is the famous Waff.
[Spencer] Bring it on in, Abigail.
This is a electromagnetic pulse sound bath.
You get all the soundwave frequency energy.
[Heidi] This is actually a sex bed.
Uh...
Or a couch.
A romantic love chair.
♪ I'm a sexy mama ♪
[Heidi] Oh, yeah!
Heidi!
This is MTV Cribs.
Who are you talking to?
Actually, this pillow that comes
the most in handy of all the stuff.
This is just, um...
This is getting strange and awkward.
We'll move on!
♪ I like the way you do that right thurr, right thurr ♪
♪ Swing the hips when you walk and let down your hair ♪
Come on in, it's a walk-in.
Oh, we got a beautiful--whoa, blur that
in case it's not MTV friendly.
Uh, and if it is, whoa!
That's Heidi's Playboy shoot.
Well, we got some beautiful crystal pendants.
Every day I come in here, I decide
if I want to wear amethyst or aquamarine or opal,
or a pink tourmaline.
We got my favorite azurite on.
We have a lemurian.
Vera Cruz amethyst.
Tourmaline.
Kunzite.
Covellite.
A malachite.
Pink tourmaline beads.
And that's just, you know, a low-key vibe for today.
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Wicked, wicked, wicked ♪
This is our master bathroom.
Here is our bathtub lined with crystals, rose quartz.
We have amethyst.
I have it set up in a triangle.
Brings a bright, vibrant color in here.
-[whispers] Calming. -It's calming.
And I still have my pregnancy tests up,
because I'm so excited.
I love looking at them.
And I've been waiting so long.
Pregnant!
Took two different brands just...
just to confirm that.
♪ I got the magic moves ♪
♪ You wanna groove with me? ♪
Welcome to the hummingbirds.
[Spencer] This is the hummingbirds' sanctuary.
When Heidi found out she was pregnant with Gunner,
that day we found a hummingbird nest
with little baby hummingbird eggs.
And we followed as these eggs hatched
and became little baby hummingbirds.
The real goal is trying to get a landing.
Watch this, MTV Cribs.
Hope you have a few hours.
[clock ticking]
♪ Love makes the world go 'round ♪
♪ I'm gonna shout it out ♪
♪ Let your love shine in ♪
Bye, MTV!
Thank you so much for coming to our house.
You don't have to leave if you just wanna stay and
feed hummingbirds.
Bye!
♪ I'm gonna shout it out ♪
♪ Love makes the world go 'round ♪
[Announcer] Coming up, we get a llama-tastic introduction
to Cesar Milan's animal kingdom.
This is Lorenzo. Lorenzo Llama. Get it?
[grunts]
[Cesar] Go say hi to MTV.
-[grunts] -Look at that, guys.
♪ Stop, drop ♪
♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪
♪ Stop, drop ♪
♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪
Hi, MTV! Welcome to my magical crib.
Come on, let's go!
♪ Give a dog a bone Leave a dog alone ♪
♪ Let a dog roam and he'll find his way home ♪
♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
Let me explain to you why I decided
to have this beautiful 43 acres of land.
I felt when I started working with dogs
that people needed a place where
everybody practice the same agreement,
they commit to connect with a dog at the highest level
so they can achieve the relationship that they want.
So for that, I needed to have the land.
I needed to have the right energy,
the right philosophy, and the right activities.
And from that point on, this became
the Dog Psychology Center of Santa Clarita.
So, welcome.
♪ Yeah, that's a big dog season ♪
♪ Players know what's up, so instead they keep on rappin' ♪
This is the Barnyard Academy.
This is where we house all the farm animals.
All the animals here are rescued.
They all have their own history.
But at the end of the day, they live in the moment.
So we're very, very proud to house
different type of species--
dogs, birds, emus,
alpacas, llamas, donkey horse,
a miniature cow, goats.
And most people never seen this type of life.
This is Lorenzo. Lorenzo Llama. Get it?
This guy is, without a doubt, the most elegant, handsome
of the whole clan.
Go say hi to MTV.
[clicking]
And this is our newest member of the pack.
His name is Achilles. I was watching Troy .
And of course, everybody loves Brad Pitt.
And so I think he looks like Brad Pitt and goat.
On this site, I wanted to have the biggest flag.
And my culture is Mexican.
You see it's green, white, and red.
And that represents my culture.
♪ Every time I do my thing, you turn around ♪
♪ It shows me why I am ♪
This pool, guys, is for rehabilitation purposes,
not only for fun.
Just to help a dog that is afraid.
They don't wanna be with people. So we put them in the pool.
And that allows them to focus on something else
and allows them to see that a human,
when it touches or pets, is not gonna hurt them.
♪ Copacabana ♪
♪ Piña colada ♪
♪ Fiesta piñata ♪
Welcome to my cantina, people!
I'm a good cook. This is the heart.
This is the area that we hang out every weekend.
We do ceviche.
We do tacos, carne asada.
You name it, I can make it.
Mexico is very colorful.
So much enrichment of energy.
And we get happy pretty much with anything,
especially with foods.
♪ You know that you want it ♪
This is without a doubt one of our most Zen places we created.
This is the yin and yang waterfall.
In this place, this is where we practice
most of the disconnection.
A lot of people that come here, they're very stressed out.
So when they come here, the sound of the water,
all the animals we follow,
does completely transport them to another area of Zen life.
♪ Listen here, you're a star ♪
♪ Without a doubt ♪
Guys, this has a lot of history, these railroad ties.
When I started to become, you know,
what people call me, the Dog Whisperer,
if you go back to the first episode of Dog Whisperer ,
you get to see this beautiful parking lot
that I colored the same color.
But these railroad ties were in the back,
because this road represents South Central to me.
This is my beginning. I'm very proud, you know?
Very proud to come from South Central
and to have this beautiful land.
To me, this represents, you know, my roots here in America.
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ My lover, lover, lover ♪
♪ I'm in paradise whenever I'm with you ♪
All right, guys, so welcome to the Temple of Dreams.
It's gonna be a hike, so enjoy.
Just make sure you breathe so we can enjoy
a beautiful moment of achieving something.
Relax, breath, clear mind.
Let's go!
♪ Paradise so long, so long ♪
[exhales]
Look at this, guys.
Temple of Dreams.
Welcome.
So we come here and enjoy the view.
This was in my dreams before it became reality.
That's why I call it the Temple of Dreams.
Everybody asks me, how do you carry this head?
'Cause it's very stiff, you know?
It's not an easy road to get here.
So three Latinos brought this head over here.
I told them, guys, if we build pyramids,
we're gonna bring that head over here.
You know, so we got into this feeling of, like,
just, it has to be with our hands.
Everything that I have, I wanted to have special energy.
♪ Oh, dreaming all my life and I did it ♪
♪ I never thought it'd be like this ♪
♪ Oh ♪
Okay, MTV, I hope you had a magical time in my crib.
Now make sure your crib feels safe.
Peace and love,
and you create trust, respect, and love with your dogs.
Until next time, see you again! Thank you for coming!
It's time to go home! Goodbye!
♪ I had a dream that I just fly away, away ♪
[Announcer] Next time on Cribs,
TV personality and actor Terrence J
gives MTV the star treatment at his desert digs.
This bed right here was sent down from the heavens.
[angelic voices]
Ah!
[Announcer] Then we hang out with former
One Tree Hill alum Jana Kramer at her comfy Tennessee crib.
[Jana] This was my divorce party.
We may or may not have danced on top of this.
[Announcer] Then, style superstar Carson Kressley
tells us what's off limits at his country home.
[Carson] This is the formal living room.
By formal living room, it means no one sits in here ever.
And when they do, I say, don't sit there!
[horse neighs]