[Male singer] ♪ MTV ♪
[Female announcer] On this episode of Cribs ,
we saddle up with fashion icon and award-winning equestrian
Carson Kressley in rural Pennsylvania.
[Carson] After a long day of farm work,
there's nothing like a cocktail [sipping sounds]
and a little dip in the pool.
[splashing sound]
[Announcer] And then,
we hang out with former One Tree Hill alumnus
Jana Kramer at her Tennessee crib.
This was supposed to be my six-year wedding anniversary,
but instead, it was my divorce party.
We may or may not have danced...
[taps table top]
...on top of this.
[Announcer] But first, get ready to party
with actor and entertainment guru
Terrence J at his Coachella oasis
in Palm Springs, California.
When you're out here, you've gotta make sure
you have your best workout partner possible.
[music stops, dog whines]
[music picks back up]
This is what you call a Coachella-body workout.
[theme song music]
[music]
♪ She know I'm the one like Neo ♪
♪ Her best friend want a trio ♪
♪ Ice on my neck, that's frío ♪
♪ It's Friday, R.I.P Deebo ♪
♪ College ---, I was drinking' Tito's ♪
♪ Now, it's champagne for the free, though ♪
♪ Real gold chain, not a CeeLo ♪
Yeah, yeah, MTV!
Welcome to the middle of the desert!
This is my Coachella crib.
Let me show you around. Let's go.
♪ Just touched down, we in Euro ♪
♪ Italy summer, Lake Como ♪
♪ N--- wanna talk, we gon' reload ♪
♪ Came out the jump with it right in my truck ♪
♪ And we tryna have fun, f--- a PO ♪
I came to Coachella a couple years ago,
I got so lit that I didn't leave,
so I bought a house.
Let me show you guys around.
♪ Yeah, yeah, we did that (We did it) ♪
♪ It's celebration Now, get that (Oh yeah) ♪
We'll start here in the formal dinning area.
This is where we all hang out, eat, relax...
So the first time I came out to Coachella,
I went to the grocery stores, did a little shopping,
went around to the golf course,
and I realized I didn't see anybody that looked like me.
I didn't see no Black people with houses our here.
So I bought the biggest house on the block,
'cause I want us to feel like we're at home,
'cause we should be everywhere, especially in the kitchen.
♪ You got a appetite, uh ♪
♪ Damn, I can see you shine (Go get 'em) ♪
I could already see the trouble!
Trouble one, two, and three!
That's Mikaylah, Brittney, and you got Cavalli.
Cavalli is always close by the kitchen.
[dog whines]
[Terrence] This kitchen is incredible.
This is a Thermador stove.
A brand new, uh... Cuh... Cuisina...?
[beep sound]
We got the stainless steel toaster! [laughs]
My favorite part of MTV Cribs was the 'fridgerator moment,
but I didn't really set up the fridge, so...
Let's see how bad it looks.
So this is the freezer, with absolutely nothing in it.
[Terrence laughs nervously]
And here is the fridge.
I'm a brown liquor guy myself,
so I got a little dulce in here, a couple waters...
I don't have too much going on in the fridge,
even though Mikaylah is the best chef I know.
We got some drinks? What do we got?
-Yeah. -We got a couple Margaritas.
[Terrence] The rule of the house is,
if you're gonna drink, you gotta wear your cowboy hat.
Cheers.
[Both women] Cheers!
To the Jordan life.
[sipping sounds]
[clicks tongue] Ahhh!
♪ I think she love me 'cause I got the check on me ♪
Welcome to the living room.
Nice and relaxing, I love these big couches.
This is where we all sit,
watch TV, catch a good movie...
Got the fireplace right here, light up the whole room.
All I gotta do is just hit this button.
[cricket sounds]
Hey, uh, Mik? You know how to use this thing?
[Mikaylah laughs]
♪ Babe, you're one of a kind I just can't deny it ♪
♪ Baby, you're one of a kind ♪
This is the den.
Coachella weekends, it gets crazy!
Everybody says, "We're gonna all crash at TJ's crib."
One body like this, one body like this,
another body can sleep right here...
The Weeknd was sleeping here!
Last Coachella, it was crazy, man!
Coachella goes down!
♪ All night give me mad love All night give me mad love ♪
This... is where aaaaall the magic happens!
You want to talk about relaxation?
This bed right here was sent down from the heavens.
[angelic music]
Watch me float onto this bed.
Ah!
[music slows down]
Oh!
[snoring sounds]
[music]
What's interesting about this room is...
Boom! There's a bathroom here,
there's another bathroom over here.
If things get real hot, close this door.
Boom! [flushing sounds]
'Cause you never know what is happening there.
You got your bathtub moment. It's a very deep tub.
Ugh... I'm not a tub guy!
Oh, this is actually kinda nice!
Nice little flow to it.
♪ It's Friday again It's Friday again-gain-gain ♪
Welcome to the guest house.
AKA, The Casita.
AKA, The Rihanna Room. [bling sound]
This is where all the parties happen.
The pool table, you got the bar area right here.
Get my mixology on,
and we having a good time.
But if you're a guest and you're relaxing,
you gotta be able to get your fitness on
and work out, so...
[gong sound]
We have the gym!
Everything you need to get your workout on,
keep it nice and tight.
So it's all about making sure you're nice and fit.
Cavalli is the best partner. He never lets me down.
[dog whines]
♪ Imma show love in the summertime ♪
This is what Palm Springs living is really all about.
What I love about this is just the serenity, man.
I love the rocks, I love how it feels.
Over here, this is a very, very special part of the house.
Before any awards shows, before any movies,
people know me from a show called 106 & Park.
and I have the original 106 & Park couch.
This couch started my career.
When I first started, I was homeless.
I was sleeping out of a car.
Just a lot of hard work, a lot of late nights,
and a lot of time on this couch.
I was able to do things
that I never imagined that I could do.
I'm very proud of it, and so, I keep it till this day.
[music]
♪ Fast forward and press play now ♪
So Coachella is all about the feng shui .
It's all about being at one with the universe.
So Brittney has the sound bath.
I gotta get the negative juju off of me.
Okay, Brittney, take it away.
[bell sounds]
I am the world, I am the universe,
I am the Earth.
Namaste.
I feel like I can take on the world.
This is the pool area, where all the fun happens.
If you want to lose in Jenga, I'm the guy you call.
I'm the Jenga champion.
And of course,
I am the international Connect Four champion!
So if anybody wants it,
you know exactly where to find me!
♪ I feel the power It's taking hold of me ♪
♪ It's everything I ever was and all I'll ever be ♪
This is my Coachella hideaway crib!
Thank y'all for hanging out,
but right now, you know exactly what time it is!
I'm 'bout to get in this pool!
A lot of people do the MTV Cribs ,
but y'all don't be gettin' in the water!
Y'all ain't pay for y'all chlorine?
If you wanna enjoy your crib, you gotta enjoy your life!
MTV, get the hell outta here, man!
[splashing sounds]
♪ I feel the power It's taking hold of me ♪
♪ It's everything I ever was and all I'll ever be ♪
♪ I feel the power ♪
[music]
[Announcer] Coming up, we get the scoop
on singer Jana Kramer's feet.
You don't have the prettiest feet! [laughs]
What is wrong with my feet?! They have...
I have great feet!
Uh-huh...
♪ Are you ready, yeah, you ready for what I got ♪
♪ Let's get this good time crankin' up real hot ♪
♪ Gettin' wild country style, full throttle ♪
♪ Pop-pop-pop that bottle ♪
♪ Ain't no last calls ♪
♪ In this life, this ride's gonna roll with us forever ♪
Hey, MTV, what's up? This is Jana Kramer.
Welcome to my crib!
Come on in.
♪ Are you ready, yeah, you ready for what I got ♪
♪ Let's get this good time crankin' up real hot ♪
♪ Gettin' wild country style, full throttle ♪
♪ Pop-pop-pop that bottle ♪
All right, guys, welcome to my house
in Franklin, Tennessee.
♪ Rock this country ♪
♪ Let me hear you yee-haw and shout ♪
So this is the main floor.
This is where pretty much everything happens.
Everyone always hangs in the kitchen!
Let me tell you something about me.
I am a stickler for countertops.
It's my absolute one thing that I just cannot stand
are rings...
[sprays cleaner]
...on my countertop.
Or any little speck.
I think I got it.
♪ I make it look good ♪
I know it's MTV Cribs ,
and I didn't get it into proper shape,
but I'll show you anyways, here it is.
Don't get mad.
So, it's not lined up like the Kardashians',
but I'll tell you what.
I've got the fruits, the veggies,
I'm from Michigan, so I love pop,
but because pop isn't technically good for you,
I drink Zevia.
It's just too refreshing.
[slurping sounds]
This is my living room.
A lot of people would think
that having a white couch is crazy with kids,
but actually, this material,
you could spill red wine on it and be totally fine.
I mean, don't! But, like...
Apparently, the red wine would come out.
And everyone knows this is mamma's spot.
Alright, I need, like, a two-minute nap,
and then, I'll be back.
[snoring sounds]
♪ Imma strut, Imma strut Whoa-oh-oh ♪
This is my girly glam bar.
This is where me and my girls hang out.
And this was supposed to be my six-year wedding anniversary,
but instead, it was my divorce party.
[music stops]
Little wild night, listening to Salt-N-Pepa.
We may or may not have danced...
[taps countertop]
...on top of this.
[Salt-N-Pepa] ♪ Push it real good ♪
This right here is me and my girl, Shantel VanSanten.
From One Tree Hill.
[ One Tree Hill theme] ♪ I don't wanna be anything
♪ Other than me ♪
So, we are, uh... soul sisters.
♪ Talk to me, baby ♪
♪ I'm goin' blind from this sweet-sweet cravin', whoa-oh ♪
This is my master bedroom.
I wanted my master just to feel light and airy.
I have my five-year memory book,
so I like to write my memories in there.
And over here is where I sit in the morning
and just get prepared and have gratitude for the day.
♪ A man with a Midas touch Intoxicate me, I'm a lush ♪
Aw...
Baby!
I wake up to the most precious notes on my mirror.
And this is my boyfriend, Ian Schinelli.
Hi, I'm Jana's boyfriend.
[both laugh]
♪ I got the tingle, I want to mingle ♪
♪ That's what I want (That's what I want) ♪
What's your favorite part of the shower?
-[Ian] I can walk around in it . -[Jana] Show how you can do it .
Oh, hey, babe!
[unintelligible]
[kissing sound]
Oh, okay.
It never gets cold, even without the door.
[whistle sound]
♪ Might spend it on you like a millionaire ♪
♪ So love me if you dare ♪
So this is my podcast room,
and we're actually about to podcast later today.
So hopefully, my girls are in there, setting up.
Yes, girls!
-Hi! -Okay!
-Hello! -This is Pamelyn,
who also is bestie slash guest on Wine Down .
And this is my other bestie, Kathryn.
We call her the OG bestie. She really likes the title.
[all laugh]
♪ Planted in good soil One of the few loyal ♪
♪ It's never fake, I'll keep it all the way real for you ♪
So this is what we do in this room.
Basically, my friends just make fun of me,
and we talk about it on air.
[music shift]
Has anyone slid into your DMs lately?
People still want my feet on, uh, like...
-OnlyFans or something?
They like... Yeah, I didn't even know what that was.
♪ It's a beautiful thing (Whoo) ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You don't have the prettiest feet! [laughs]
I don't have pretty feet?!
-[both laugh] -Oh, man...
What the hell?!
[unintelligible]
-What's wrong with my feet?! -I didn't... [laughs]
What is wrong with my feet?! They have... I have great feet!
Uh huh...
♪ You're such a beauty ♪
Apparently, my OG bestie does not like my feet.
Sorry.
♪ I'm never, ever gonna stop ♪
[music continues]
Okay, well, that makes sense.
♪ Look at that muscle ♪
[Jana laughs]
Alright, babe, we get it.
You-You're strong, you're tough, you're... [laughs]
You're so... You're so strong, babe.
-Well, I work out... -I mean...
-Why... Why... -Okay.
Why would you wanna wear a shirt? Why?
Look at that.
It's like a 30-pack!
Sorry that I'm in the middle of your...
I don't know what you're doing.
Something like... Hurrah!
Hurraaah!
[Jana] I'm the champion right now at ping-pong.
-She's not the champion. -No actually, I am the champion.
Who won the last game?
Out of 12, she won the last game.
[Jana laughs]
♪ What are we waiting for? ♪
-It's the shirt off! -America's seeing this.
It's a... It's... It's a distraction!
Ah! It's a distraction!
♪ I don't care, I love it ♪
♪ I don't care I love it, I love it ♪
Alright, so that's my crib here in Franklin, Tennessee.
Now it's time for you to get out!
[clicks tongue] Bye!
♪ I love it ♪
[Announcer] Coming up,
it's queer eye for the country guy
at Carson Kressley's Pennsylvania ranch.
[Carson] Oh, these are so fun!
Somebody thought they were like a naughty, like,
something-something chair. I'm like, "No!"
They're just meant to look like saddles!
♪ No stylist, I don't do repeats I got money, I'm knee deep ♪
♪ All hunnids, drippin' in CC ♪
♪ Might pop that --- like FreakNik ♪
♪ No mileage, boy, you can't touch this ♪
♪ No bodies, boy, you ain't --- ♪
♪ I'm on islands, whippin' them Porsches ♪
♪ Run, and endorse it ♪
Oh!
Oh, hey, MTV!
It's me, Carson Kressley, style superstar,
and welcome to my crib!
It's actually a farm, so I have an actual corn crib, so...
Let's take a tour.
[clicks tongue] Giddy up!
♪ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ♪
♪ In the foreign cars ♪
Okay, let's meet some horses!
They're mostly all retired show horses
that I used to compete with.
This is their retirement farm.
They all have fly masks on.
They can see,
it just keeps the bugs out of their eyes.
This is Bernie.
He's a baby.
This is Ali.
He is a many-times world champion,
but he's very retired.
Okay, bye!
Love you more than my luggage.
[horse neighs]
Alright, you saw where the horses live,
so let's go see where I live.
[motor turns on]
♪ In this world with a lot of problems ♪
♪ All we need is a little love ♪
Welcome to my country house.
Now, I live most of the time in New York City,
but I have this family farm in Pennsylvania,
which I've had for a long time.
Lots of hats!
I wore this hat in the jungle,
on the Australian version...
[in an Australian accent] In the Australian version
of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
This holds lots of terrible memories
of eating, like, bugs' eyes...
I ate a live scorpion.
Or maybe it was dead.
Was not fun.
♪ Top of the world, yeah ♪
♪ We're unstoppable ♪
Okay, so this is the formal living room,
and by formal living room, it means no sits in here, ever.
And when they do, I say, [yelling] "Don't sit there!"
Uh... You know, that's we grew up.
So I'm keeping the tradition alive.
Every house I have, I always have tons of bookshelves,
because I love books.
A little mini international Emmy!
From Queer Eye for The Straight Guy.
I love this piano,
I think it looks great in the living room.
Sometimes, I'll have people over,
and then, we'll gather around the piano,
and I'll play a little ditty.
[piano plays]
Soothing, isn't it?
Every home needs a piano.
[piano continues playing]
Oh...
Sorry, I forgot to turn it off.
[music stops]
I don't know how to play!
♪ We don't owe you favors ♪
♪ Moved on to a different flavor ♪
Okay, the heart of the home!
The kitchen. It's original to the 1970s.
And over here,
when you're having your cozy little breakfast,
in the winter, there's a crackling fire,
and I can look out the window and see the horses grazing,
and it's really...
I think the word is "idyllic."
So it wouldn't Cribs , I guess,
if you didn't look inside my fridge!
Okay, it's not a very glamorous fridge,
but here we go.
You know, this just has all the farmy staples.
I've got fresh strawberries from the farm stand,
lots of dairy...
Oh, and look!
This is fresh rhubarb from my own garden.
I am actually gonna make a pie out of this.
I'm practically Amish.
♪ You hella thirsty Go get some water ♪
♪ Don't show no mercy Don't even bother ♪
My favorite room in the house!
The bar!
The bar spills into the family room,
and the sun room.
When all my peeps come over, whether we're at the pool
or if we go to the barn,
we always come here for a little, uh... happy hour.
Or happy several hours.
[music stops]
[bell rings]
What can I get you?
[clinking sound]
Excuse me... [clinking on the floor]
Oh, these are so fun! See? Look...
It's like a big, giant saddle!
Which you could probably...
Somebody thought they were like a naughty, like...
something-something chair. I'm like, "No!"
They're just meant to look like saddles!
[Announcer] Coming up, we continue our tour
with style superstar Carson Kressley
when we visit his country ranch in rural Pennsylvania.
[Carson] Here is Larry.
Some people don't like Larry, so I just...
Sorry, Larry, it's for the best.
[music stops]
[music]
Ooh, that was exhausting!
[laughing] Okay, here is where absolutely nothing happens.
My bedroom.
♪ I did not come here to play ♪
♪ Tried your best, but it's my game ♪
♪ I slay, I slay ♪
And then here is my big, tufted slay bed.
S-L-A-Y. [bling sound]
And it's also very horsey.
And then, there's Larry.
I don't know, I just loved him.
[angelic harp plays]
If I'm entertaining in here,
some people don't like Larry, so I just...
He doesn't need to see everything! [chuckling]
I'm sorry, Larry, it's for the best.
♪ They be actin' jealous Prolly 'cause I'm fancy ♪
Alright, here's the closet.
And because this is the farm,
I have mostly, like, kind of farmy...
Even my clothes have horses on them.
That's a lil' Gucci.
I love Hermès,
so I have all the boxes that I've ever got.
[gasps] I love that... When that happens.
It's like Christmas!
Leather straps!
[whip sounds]
For horses.
Don't get any ideas.
Unless you're gorgeous and single,
then find me on Instagram!
[whip sounds]
♪ You're the baddest around You're the baddest ♪
♪ Woo woo oooh ♪
Okay, this is one of my favorite rooms.
This room is really all about horses.
It's like my trophy room.
I love that it's lacquered in navy blue.
So I have all of my memorabilia here,
different awards...
Oh, look.
That's me.
Winning a world championship.
I think this is gonna be, like, my 40th year competing.
Even though I'm only 31 now!
[door closes]
[music]
Oh, hello! You're still here.
Well, the last part of the tour involves...
A cocktail,
and, uh, my backyard oasis.
So, after a long day of farm work,
there's nothing like a cocktail...
[music stops]
...and a little dip in the pool.
[splashing sound]
Saved the drink.
♪ Let's turn it up ♪
[music]
♪ What's done is done ♪
Bye, MTV Cribs !
Here's looking at ya.
Hm, that's good!
♪ On to something else now ♪
[Announcer] Next time, on Cribs,
actor and comedian Jimmy O. Yang
belts his heart out in his very own karaoke room.
So this is the JM Beat.
The Beat J karaoke room.
[music stops]
Okay. [laughs]
[Announcer] Then, we take a tour
of Nev Schulman and his family's crib within a crib.
It's a pretty heavy, full load here.
Whoop!
It's like a sack of gold, this, you know?
It's like, I feel like a bank robber with this thing.
[Laura laughs]
[Announcer] Then, former Bachelorette star
and Miss Alabama USA Hannah Brown...
Rawr...
[Announcer] ... tells us how she goes number two
at her charming Los Angeles home.
This is where I use the squatty potty.
It's awesome!
Something about the...
positioning.
It's better to sit like this when you gotta go.
[toilet flushes]
[music]