♪ MTV ♪
[Female narrator] On this episode of Cribs...
Hey, MTV.
[Narrator] Actor Rumer Willis shows off her baby bump
in a belly cast at her serene home in the Hollywood Hills.
Really spicy nippage happening.
This is what was going on.
[Narrator] Then, actor and TV personality Jenna Jameson
lets MTV see all the big things she has
inside her colorful Las Vegas home.
I like a big, comfy couch.
And I like to have a big TV.
I like everything big.
Anyway, that's a segue to something else.
[laughs]
[Narrator] But first, we hit up actor Jesse Metcalf's
chic Los Angeles crash pad and meet his babies, his cars.
[Jesse] I need to protect my baby
with this industrial-grade garage door.
[music]
Takes a while to come down, yeah.
A bit of an awkward, uh, awkward pause.
♪ Yeah ♪
[theme music]
♪ Daylight comes at a time that you see for yourself ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, you feel okay ♪
What's up, MTV?
Now, am, am I late, or are you early?
[laughs]
Anyway, welcome to my crib.
♪ Sing out loud ♪
You mind?
[beeping]
Come on in.
♪ This is how we do ♪
♪ Rolling up in the room with the whole damn crew ♪
♪ Like whoa ♪
So this living's room probably
my favorite room in the entire house.
The center of the house, literally.
You know, it's a very, ah, indoor/outdoor house.
And when I have friends over,
a lot of times, we just hang out in here.
You know, I find myself just chilling in this room
kind of like...
[strums guitar]
...playing music a lot.
[plays a gentle tune]
Let's head out to the pool area, shall we?
♪ Lying in the sun ♪
♪ By the ocean marina for fun ♪
This is the backyard.
Definitely a statement backyard.
An incredible pool, infinity edge,
breathtaking view.
That's Gertrude over there.
Uh, she kinda-- [flamingo honks]
[Jesse] --guards the pool area.
Now, I can't put Gertrude in the pool
'cause, you know, strong gust of wind,
she kinda goes off the edge of the pool.
I got tons of seating.
This incredible barbecue.
My party and entertaining days, they're kind of over.
But I kind of consider myself a bit of a--
a bit of a grill master, so, this is where it goes down.
So when the grill master is not out here
grilling for the homies,
I'm generally hanging out in this second living room.
I also kind of call it the TV room.
Oh, wait a--wait a second. What's, what's this?
Can you believe it?
It's John Tucker Must Die. Just happens to be on.
Wow.
I'm not living in the past.
[laughs]
Ah, the good old days.
♪ I'll keep you my dirty little secret ♪
♪ Dirty little secret ♪
The second living room and the kitchen,
are probably my second favorite area of the house.
It has the indoor/outdoor living.
This is kind of a cool little feature.
To open the dishwasher, you kind of do a little...
a little knock.
[music]
Pretty neat.
This is the obligatory refrigerator shot.
But these sincerely are all of my favorite beverages.
I got my second coffee on deck.
I'm already drinking one right now.
Big coffee guy.
[slurp]
[Jesse] Okay, welcome to the second floor.
Now, this is the primary bedroom area.
♪ I'm only chillin' with the top tiers ♪
♪ Survival of the fittest and your way stops here ♪
♪ I'm doing this my way ♪
This bedroom is a real sanctuary.
You may have noticed there's no TV in here.
That's by design.
I really feel like the bedroom is for one thing--
well, maybe, maybe two, uh...
But I definitely like to come in here
and just, you know, shut out the outside world
and, uh, and recharge.
♪ When I come through, everybody see the drip ♪
♪ Drip, drip, drip, drip ♪
This is a pretty big walk-in closet.
I'm sort of splitting my time, ah,
between LA and Manhattan,
so I don't have all my stuff here right now.
I have a flannel addiction.
Don't judge me.
Big hat guy.
My cowboy hat, you know,
when I wanna...
get my cowboy on.
♪ I wanna hear you sing in the shower ♪
This master bathroom is extravagant, okay?
This is probably the biggest bathroom
I've ever enjoyed in my life.
This bathtub is massive.
Behind it is what looks like, you know,
a very uniquely colored piece of--piece of stone,
but it's actually a painting.
The shower's just enormous.
I mean, literally you could fit a lot of people in this shower.
Just sayin'.
♪ Where my medal Where the claps ♪
♪ Keep the racks in the stacks and relax ♪
♪ Yeah, we chillin' ♪
This is the gym.
So while I'm working out,
I get to enjoy this incredible water feature.
I love the airflow that this provides,
you know, when I'm in here with my trainer just grinding,
getting my schweat on.
Doing some boxing.
[grunts]
This is the massage room.
I also have steam room and sauna.
You know, fitness is a big part of my life.
And, you know, if you work out a lot,
you gotta recover a lot.
♪ Get your eyes on this ♪
[music]
♪ Get your eyes on that ♪
Well, here's the garage.
Might as well call it the nursery,
because this is where I keep my babies.
This is a 2003 Ferrari Modena.
This is a classic.
Now, this is my absolute favorite motorcycle.
I have about seven motorcycles.
Ah, this is a 2006, ah, Ducati commemorative Paul Smart.
As you all saw, this is what I pulled up in.
This is a 1970 Chevy Chevelle.
This baby's a lot of fun to drive.
Now, I need to protect my babies, okay?
And the way I do that is with
this industrial-grade garage door.
[music]
Takes a while to come down, yeah.
A bit of an awkward, ah, awkward pause.
[laughs]
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la ♪
All right, MTV, thanks for coming by
and checking out my crib.
You don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
Get out of here!
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la ♪
[Narrator] Coming up, actor and new mom Rumer Willis
gives MTV a farm-to-table experience
at her lush Los Angeles home.
[Rumer] We've got tomatoes, squash.
[Derek] Zucchini and...
Artichoke.
Very tasty.
You've ever seen a more beautiful
butternut squash in your life?
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Let's rock and roll ♪
[music]
♪ Affable ♪
Hey, MTV. I'm Rumer Willis.
Welcome to my crib.
Come on in.
[music]
I have lived at this house for about 13 years.
When I got it, I tore it down to the studs
and redid a lot.
♪ Get it out of your mind, then ♪
I just redid the kitchen when I was eight months pregnant,
which I guess is a trope that everybody seems to do,
so I was glad I was not alone.
I really wanted to keep the color tones of the whole house
in this kind of warm, cozy tans.
I love this sink, and I know that that's ridiculous
unless people [indistinct] talk about their sinks.
I was determined, even though everybody told me not
to get a gold sink.
This thing is glass cleaner.
You lift it up, and you clean the glass that way,
which I think is genius.
It's delightful for baby bottles and all of the above.
I gave birth in the house,
and I didn't wanna miss the only part of the hospital experience
that I thought was pretty glorious,
which was the rabbit poop ice.
[ice crushing]
I know people call it something more elegant than that,
but let me tell you, it did not disappoint.
I have to bring you to my favorite part of the kitchen,
which is my fridge.
I'm a beverage queen, and thankfully
my partner is a really good cook,
so I don't have to deal with much of the cooking.
This is kind of, um, my zone.
Before we go into my bedroom,
I just wanted to show you guys a couple of things.
I love having little, I don't know,
displays and bookcases and different things.
I know that it comes from my mother.
We're both just hoarders.
Don't tell anyone.
I did this belly cast.
Really spicy nippage happening.
This is what was going on.
♪ Bring the magic, magic ♪
♪ Everywhere you go, everywhere you go ♪
I love this bedroom.
Bedrooms have, for me, always been
kind of my safe zone.
I'm such a creature of comfort.
But I want mine to always be inviting,
because I like to even sometimes eat in my bed,
which I know is so gross.
This is my little, uh, erotica corner.
I've got my lovely little naked ladies right there.
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
And there should just always be naked women everywhere,
I think.
This is my office.
This is where I work all day, 24/7.
Babies are really simple.
You need diaps, wipes, little bit of magic.
But what I really want to highlight
is this little baby potty.
We have been potty training Louetta
since she was, like, two months old.
And I have to say, it's one of the most satisfying things ever.
I know any person who's not a parent right now
is probably thinking I'm out of my mind.
[music]
This is my bathroom.
I've got all of my little potions
and trinkets over here.
And look who it is!
What are you doing in here?
Hey, baby. Just reading.
Okay.
This is my lovely boyfriend, Derek, Louetta's dad.
[Derek] I was gonna take a bath.
I was just thinking about it. But, uh...
-Were you? -Yeah,
you told me I had to be camera ready.
[laughs]
I'm just, you know...
You got the assignment.
You did really well.
♪ You make my heart go ticky, ticky, bom, bom ♪
♪ Dum, di, di, dum, dum ♪
Our living room basically is,
is run by the animals and children of this house.
What's really cool, actually,
sweet Louetta just learned how to crawl.
-Three days ago, yeah. -Three days ago.
She learned how to crawl right here.
And also, you had her right here.
[Rumer] I did, in fact.
[baby crying]
[Rumer] I gave birth in this living room.
This is a picture of me walking with my dad
in the ocean when I was little.
And I hope that maybe it can help to inspire Louetta
to take her first steps here, maybe by the ocean.
♪ Da, da-da, da, da, da-da ♪
All right, guys, welcome to Louetta's room.
I love this room.
I felt like I got to design a room
that I would've loved as a kid.
These are her little alpaca friends.
I think they're so delightful and sweet.
I love this chair because it makes me feel like
I'm a little kid in a really oversized sofa.
It's super cozy.
I really love collage walls.
And I wanted to create something for her
that was really representative of the lineage
of females in her life,
'cause she's coming into quite a big, strong family of women.
♪ Everything we do is a sensation ♪
Back deck.
It's called the blue couch.
[Derek] Spent many nights...
Many nights on this couch.
Talking real late into the early hours of the morning,
which...
I'm a big fan of it.
...we don't do so much anymore 'cause, uh...
We have a tiny child.
[laughs]
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling it in my soul ♪
[Rumer] This is kind of
the enchanted forest garden over here.
Watch your step, if you wanna follow us in.
[Rumer] So we've got tomatoes, squash...
[Derek] Zucchini and...
Artichoke.
It's very tasty.
Have you ever seen a more beautiful butternut squash
in your life?
[music]
Thank you so much for...
come and hang out with us today.
We are gonna make some lunch for our daughter.
You guys don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
-We'll see you later. -Bye.
[music]
[Narrator] Coming up, things get spicy
with TV personality and actor Jenna Jameson
at her fun and playful Las Vegas hideaway.
I keep something very special in the freezer.
My favorite [bleep]sicle.
Listen, if you know, you know. Keep it cold!
It'll change your life.
♪ Look in the mirror, I'm feelin' me ♪
♪ Stacking money where the ceiling be ♪
♪ 20 to stand on a couch when out of town ♪
♪ We're feelin' -- ♪
♪ He like the way that I dress ♪
♪ Throw on Balenci' to flex ♪
♪ Like MiMi, got 'em obsessed ♪
♪ Them -- see me as a threat ♪
♪ The baddest in the room ♪
♪ So tell 'em to make room ♪
Hey, MTV.
It's Jenna Jameson. Welcome to my crib.
♪ How can I lose if I'm already chose ♪
♪ Like ♪
♪ If she feeling hot, I make that -- froze ♪
♪ And I get a -- tight every time that I post ♪
♪ The party not lit, I'd rather not go ♪
Okay, so this is my living room.
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ I [indistinct], I slay ♪
♪ All it is in my DNA ♪
I spend a lot of time here with a lot of friends.
I like a big, comfy couch.
And I chill here and watch my movies.
I like to have a big TV.
I like everything big.
[rooster crows]
Anyway, that's a segue to something else.
But also, I am an avid chess player.
Little known fact about me--
I was a chess champion in high school.
I'm not only a pretty face.
Sorry, could you get a panty shot?
[cat meows]
That's on brand.
♪ It's hot It's hot ♪
♪ So hot (So hot) ♪
♪ So spicy ♪
This is my kitchen.
It's kind of the heart of the home for me
because I love cooking.
It's just really special to me
when I see people I love eating my food.
♪ So spicy ♪
[Jenna] I am a spicy bitch.
I like seasoning, okay?
♪ I'm too hot, too hot to handle ♪
Come look in my fridge.
My fridge is super fun, super organized.
And I'm a big keto queen.
If you look, I love eggs, meat.
And my freezer, I keep something very special in the freezer...
my favorite [bleep]sicle.
Listen, if you know, you know.
Keep it cold!
[woman moans, giggles]
It'll change your life.
♪ Ooh-la-la ♪
[Jenna] This is where I keep a lot of special things
that I love.
Little known fact, I was a pageant queen my young life,
so I keep a lot of crowns.
And I'm into stones.
This is a smoky quartz, and it's for manifesting.
I'm manifesting peace.
[bell rings]
We need peace in our lives, right?
Come on.
♪ And find me standing ♪
♪ For the bridge, all the rage, my little dark age ♪
Okay, so this is the office.
And this is my fantastic wife, Jessi Lawless.
-Hi, babe. -Hi, babe.
Mwah!
She's a badass.
She's got bad taste.
[laughs]
That's what they all say.
Um, over here we have a lot of fun stuff.
[music]
What is this one again, babe?
[Jessi] That's an octopus.
I love that, octo[bleep]...
[Jessi] Octo[bleep].
[music slows to stop] [laughter]
And then over right beside it, we have a garter snake
in a little globe.
If you come down a bit, you'll see
the deer skull and then some moths.
At the very bottom, there's a death moth.
I think it's really interesting.
Gross!
It's a good conversation piece.
[Jenna and Jessi laughing]
[Narrator] Coming up, we continue our tour
with actor and TV personality Jenna Jameson
at her cool desert home in Los Vegas, Nevada.
I keep all my stuff folded and very, very tight and clean.
A little bit of lingerie because
when you guys aren't here, I'm walking around half naked.
♪ I know you want it all ♪
♪ I'm giving you a show ♪
This is where the magic happens.
♪ Pop that kitty down low (Down low) ♪
♪ Shot that like a window ♪
♪ I'm gon' make you explode ♪
When I say magic, I mean magic.
I am Jenna Jameson!
I always wanted to say that.
I love my bed.
I like it fuzzy and squishy
and all that good stuff.
When it coems to my wife, she's all about music.
She loves guitars so she keeps this one.
She serenades me at night, I swear.
This is my cute little bathroom.
It has a huge shower because we both like to get in here.
If you don't shower with your significant other,
are you even living?
I mean, come on, that's our life?
♪ Bad girls rule the world ♪
♪ Bad ♪
♪ Bad girls rule the world ♪
♪ Bad ♪
This is my closet.
My wife takes up most of the closet.
You would never think it would be like that,
but she is into clothes.
This is my stuff.
I keep all my stuff folded and very, very tight and clean.
A little bit of lingerie because
when you guys aren't here,
I'm walking around half naked.
♪ I'm bad ♪
[Jenna] And my purses.
This is, like, a VIP Louis Vuitton.
I think it's one of 250 made in the whole entire world.
This one also.
These are custom Jordans that were made for me,
one of one in the world.
And my favorite company right there, MTV.
I love you guys!
♪ Looking on the bright side ♪
♪ I just wanna feel good, have a good time ♪
This is my backyard.
We spend a lot of time here.
All my friends come over
and we like to play cards, some chess maybe.
This is Jessi's grill.
This is where her magic happens.
I'm telling you, her ribs are insane.
Over here is my pool.
Yes, I do not have a pool.
But I get naked, jump in, and get tan, girl.
I spend a lot of time laying out in the sun,
and I love the desert landscape.
It's very Las Vegas.
♪ We'll soon be runnin' free ♪
♪ Right into all we need ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Runnin' free ♪
Okay, MTV, you saw where all my magic happens.
Now it's time for you to get on out of here!
♪ We'll be finally runnin' free ♪
[Announcer] Next time on Cribs,
we cuddle up with actor Janel Parrish
at her refined modern home in Southern California.
I just want to be as real with you guys as possible
that I am turning 35 next week,
and I sleep with Alfred.
It's like another pillow.
[Announcer] Then, MTV sits courtside
at professional basketball player Scotty Pippin Jr's
sleek Los Angeles condo.
Nice to have a keyboard.
Kind of play a little bit.
[plays a few random notes]
That's all I got, though, for today.
[Narrator] And then we enter the wild and colorful home
of burlesque artist Dita von Teese
in Los Angeles, California.
This is my living room.
I have a lot of vintage taxidermy.
My precious swan taxidermies, antique.
This guy was not hunted. Just for your peace of mind.
[music]