1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,622 ALL RIGHT, THEN I COME DOWN HERE. 2 00:00:02,623 --> 00:00:04,053 FAKE. THIS SIDE. 3 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:07,005 FAKE. THAT SIDE. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,179 OKAY. 5 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:12,512 SCHOOL'S IN SESSION. 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,523 LET'S GET YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG GAME. 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,935 READY? I'VE BEEN READY. I WAS BORN READY. 8 00:00:16,937 --> 00:00:18,097 WATCH THIS. 9 00:00:21,942 --> 00:00:24,072 WHAT'S ALL THAT JAZZ? 10 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:27,145 THAT'S TOO MUCH ENERGY YOU'RE EXPENDING. 11 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:29,028 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS DRIBBLE TWICE 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,649 AND THEN SHOOT. 13 00:00:30,651 --> 00:00:32,701 SET SHOT. SEE THAT? THAT WORKS. 14 00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:34,873 DAD, THAT'S OLD SCHOOL. TWO DRIBBLES AND A SHOT 15 00:00:34,865 --> 00:00:37,035 DOESN'T GET YOU ON "SPORTSCENTER." 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,867 NO, BUT IT MAKES IT ON THE SCOREBOARD. 17 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:40,869 COME ON, LET'S PLAY A GAME. 18 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:43,081 YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY ME IN THAT OUTFIT? 19 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,474 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 20 00:00:44,465 --> 00:00:46,875 DAD, LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT. I CAN SEE YOUR HEART BEATING. 21 00:00:46,877 --> 00:00:48,967 WHERE'D YOU GET THE SHORTS FROM, KADY? 22 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:50,469 HA HA HA. 23 00:00:50,471 --> 00:00:53,051 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BUCKWHEAT JACKSON 24 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,523 WORE A PAIR OF SHORTS JUST LIKE THIS. 25 00:00:55,516 --> 00:00:57,726 WHO'S BUCKWHEAT JACKSON? 26 00:00:57,728 --> 00:01:00,478 HA! YOU DON'T REMEMBER. THAT'S OLD SCHOOL. 27 00:01:00,481 --> 00:01:03,101 BACK IN '75, HE PERFECTED THE OTAY SHOT. 28 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,074 SEE, HE WOULD SHOOT THE BALL -- 29 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,065 KOOM! -- AND THEN THE CROWD, 30 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,107 INSTEAD OF DOING THE WAVE, THEY'D ALL GO LIKE THIS... 31 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:13,861 "O...TAY!" 32 00:01:13,864 --> 00:01:15,584 DAD, YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, 33 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,906 SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT CHEEKS, 34 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,118 SIT DOWN, AND WATCH ME GO TO WORK? 35 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,291 JUST PLAY. COME ON. JUST PLAY A GAME. 36 00:01:22,293 --> 00:01:23,793 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, OTAY. 37 00:01:23,794 --> 00:01:25,214 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, BUCKWHEAT. 38 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:28,206 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 39 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:31,209 O...TAY! 40 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:33,052 THAT'S ONE FOR ME, ZERO FOR YOU. 41 00:01:33,053 --> 00:01:34,393 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR PANTIES, 42 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:36,095 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU TO THE RACK. 43 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,216 COME ON, JUST STOP TRASH TALKING 44 00:01:38,219 --> 00:01:40,219 AND LET'S GO PLAY THIS GAME. 45 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:42,101 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 46 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,492 THAT'S 2 FOR JUNIOR, ZERO FOR HUGGY BOY. 47 00:01:45,486 --> 00:01:47,686 SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? JUST PLAY THE GAME. 48 00:01:47,688 --> 00:01:49,688 I'M TELLING YOU, JUST PLAY THE GAME. 49 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,530 AH, YOU AIN'T GONNA GET BY -- HEY! 50 00:01:51,532 --> 00:01:52,732 THAT'S CHEATING! 51 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:54,243 GET THE BALL, OLD MAN! 52 00:01:54,235 --> 00:01:55,495 THAT'S CHEATING. 53 00:01:55,496 --> 00:01:56,946 COME ON. 54 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:02,330 OH! 55 00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:13,753 MOM, CAN YOU HELP ME? 56 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:15,354 WHAT'S UP? 57 00:02:15,346 --> 00:02:17,426 WELL, I AM GOING TO TRINITY'S PARTY TOMORROW, 58 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,928 AND I NEED SOME UNDERWEAR -- 59 00:02:18,929 --> 00:02:20,389 LIKE SOME PANTIES AND SOME BRAS. 60 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:23,021 OKAY, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE MALL TOMORROW. 61 00:02:23,023 --> 00:02:24,363 GREAT. 62 00:02:24,355 --> 00:02:26,565 HEY, MOM, WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG, 63 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:29,317 DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT THE GUYS WOULD ALWAYS 64 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,030 DANCE WITH THE GIRLS WHO HAD THE BIGGEST BREASTS? 65 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:35,202 YEAH, FOR A WHILE, BUT I FOUND A SOLUTION. 66 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,986 AND WHAT'S THAT? 67 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,987 DANCE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. 68 00:02:38,989 --> 00:02:40,869 MOM, THAT IS SO GROSS. 69 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:42,411 GIRLS DO NOT DANCE WITH GIRLS. 70 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,163 I DANCE WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS. 71 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,384 THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE OLD AND GROSS. 72 00:02:46,377 --> 00:02:48,877 WHAT IS ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BODY PARTS? 73 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:51,249 ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING SPECIFIC? 74 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:53,712 NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO HAVE SMALL BREASTS 75 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:56,014 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE LIKE SOME FREAK. 76 00:02:56,006 --> 00:02:57,346 [ GASPS ] 77 00:02:57,348 --> 00:02:59,388 SORRY, MOM. 78 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:01,010 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 79 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:03,011 GUESS WHAT -- I JUST BEAT DAD. 80 00:03:03,013 --> 00:03:05,153 OH, I GOT TO TELL EVERYBODY I KNOW. 81 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:06,475 YOU BEAT HIM? 82 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:08,187 I BEAT HIM LIKE A DRUM, MOM. 83 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,728 CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR FATHER USED TO BE THE BOMB 84 00:03:10,731 --> 00:03:12,311 BACK IN THE DAY. 85 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:14,533 YEAH, HE LET ME IN ON ALL THAT -- 86 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:16,985 AND BUCKWHEAT AND ALFALFA AND SPANKY. 87 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:18,817 HE EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT SHOWTIME. 88 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:21,319 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S JUNIOR TIME NOW. 89 00:03:21,322 --> 00:03:23,202 JUNIOR! JUNIOR! 90 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,213 WHERE ARE MY CHEERLEADERS? 91 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,205 All: JUNIOR! JUNIOR! JUNIOR! 92 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,378 JUNIOR! JUNIOR! 93 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:31,831 JUN-- 94 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:33,632 MICHAEL! MICHAEL! 95 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:35,644 MI-- MICHAEL! WHOO! 96 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:38,216 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? IT WAS JUST ONE GAME, 97 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,008 AND THAT WAS LUCK. 98 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,930 DON'T FEEL BAD. 99 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:44,142 I DON'T FEEL BAD OVER NO STUPID GAME. 100 00:03:44,144 --> 00:03:45,984 IT'S HIS ATTITUDE I DON'T LIKE. 101 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,016 HE'S ACTING LIKE A LITTLE THUG OUT THERE, 102 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:49,938 SHOWBOATING AND TRASH TALKING. 103 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:53,270 I'M TRYING TO TEACH THE BOY THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE GAME, 104 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:56,034 AND ALL HE CAN DO IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT MY SHORTS. 105 00:03:56,026 --> 00:03:58,236 UM, BABY, THEY ARE A LITTLE TIGHT. 106 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,658 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 107 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,280 THEY ARE. THEY'RE A LITTLE -- 108 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,202 I THINK HE GAVE YOU A WEDGIE, SWEETIE. 109 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:05,213 YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS? 110 00:04:05,205 --> 00:04:07,205 IT'S THAT WHOLE HIP-HOP MENTALITY, YOU KNOW? 111 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:09,127 THEY THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL. 112 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:10,789 YOU CAN'T TELL THEM NOTHING. 113 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:12,581 THAT'S WHY THERE'S NO HEROES LEFT IN THE GAME. 114 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,253 THERE'S NOBODY IN THE NBA 115 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,474 WHO YOU WANT TO SEE ON A BOX OF CEREAL. 116 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,087 ALLEN IVERSON? GOOD PLAYER, 117 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:20,258 BUT YOU GOT CORNROWS IN YOUR CORN FLAKES. 118 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:23,682 LATRELL SPREWELL -- 119 00:04:23,684 --> 00:04:26,694 HE ON THE BOX CHOKING HIS COACH. 120 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:28,977 PATRICK EWING -- WHAT ABOUT PATRICK EWING? 121 00:04:28,979 --> 00:04:30,389 OH, YEAH. 122 00:04:30,391 --> 00:04:32,481 TRY EATING YOUR WHEATIES LOOKING AT THIS. 123 00:04:32,483 --> 00:04:34,103 YOU SAW THE MILK AD. 124 00:04:34,104 --> 00:04:36,114 HE GOT MILK, AND I GOT SICK 125 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:37,656 WATCHING HIM GET MILK. 126 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,401 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GOT TO ME? 127 00:04:42,403 --> 00:04:44,373 IS JUNIOR TRYING TO INSINUATE 128 00:04:44,365 --> 00:04:46,865 THAT I LOST A STEP, LIKE I'M GETTING OLD. 129 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:49,407 I'M JUST AS QUICK AS I WAS IN COLLEGE. 130 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:51,460 MICHAEL, I THINK IT'S TIME THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE 131 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,412 THAT A FEW THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE COLLEGE, BABY. 132 00:04:53,414 --> 00:04:56,684 GEE, DAD, ARE YOU OTAY? 133 00:04:56,677 --> 00:04:58,337 HA HA HA HA. 134 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,259 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF THAT. 135 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,510 ALL RIGHT...GYM TEACHER. 136 00:05:02,513 --> 00:05:03,923 YOU KNOW WHAT? 137 00:05:03,924 --> 00:05:05,934 OUT ON THE COURT, YOU CAN TALK TRASH, 138 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:08,346 BUT IN THIS HOUSE, YOU TAKE OUT TRASH. 139 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,519 AND THEN GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM. 140 00:05:10,521 --> 00:05:11,731 WHAT? 141 00:05:11,732 --> 00:05:13,312 YOU HEARD ME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 142 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,903 YOU'RE GOING TO QUESTION MY AUTHORITY, 143 00:05:14,895 --> 00:05:16,485 WASH ALL THE WINDOWS AROUND THE HOUSE. 144 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:18,937 YEAH, WELL, I STILL BEAT YOU, OLD MAN. 145 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:20,529 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 146 00:05:20,531 --> 00:05:22,941 I WANT YOU TO CUT THE GRASS 147 00:05:22,943 --> 00:05:25,753 WITH SCISSORS, ONE BLADE AT A TIME. 148 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,756 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST? 149 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:41,879 AN ADVIL OMELET AND A SIDE OF BEN-GAY. 150 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:43,342 I'M SO SORE, 151 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,393 I CAN'T EVEN LIFT MY ARMS UP. 152 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,346 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SPENT ALL YESTERDAY 153 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,967 PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH JUNIOR. 154 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:50,969 BUT I USED TO PLAY ALL THE TIME. 155 00:05:50,971 --> 00:05:52,771 I NEVER GOT SORE. I WAS A GYM RAT. 156 00:05:52,773 --> 00:05:54,063 WHAT HAPPENED? 157 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:56,074 BABY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FACE THE FACT 158 00:05:56,066 --> 00:05:57,976 THAT YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE OLDER. 159 00:05:57,978 --> 00:05:59,438 LIFE IS DIFFERENT NOW. 160 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,860 I'M NOT GETTING OLDER. 161 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,901 ALL I NEED TO DO IS SOME CONDITIONING, 162 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:05,583 GET BACK IN SHAPE... AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. 163 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,746 ME? WHAT DID I DO? 164 00:06:07,748 --> 00:06:09,368 YOU KEEP ME IN THE BED 165 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,039 AND ROB ME OF MY NATURAL MANLY NITROGLYCERIN. 166 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:14,502 YEAH, WELL, I STILL SAY YOU'RE A SORE LOSER. 167 00:06:14,495 --> 00:06:16,835 YEAH? WELL, NO NITRO FOR YOU TONIGHT. 168 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,758 FINISH YOUR ROOM? YES, SIR! 169 00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:23,841 FINISH WASHING ALL THE WINDOWS AROUND THE HOUSE? YES, SIR! 170 00:06:23,844 --> 00:06:24,974 IS HE MESSING WITH ME? 171 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:26,805 YES, SIR! 172 00:06:26,807 --> 00:06:30,967 OKAY, SO NOW I WANT YOU TO, UM... 173 00:06:30,971 --> 00:06:33,891 VACUUM UP THAT WOOD OUT THERE. 174 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,404 YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 175 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,186 I'M DONE. 176 00:06:38,188 --> 00:06:40,438 NO, YOU'RE DONE WHEN I SAY YOU'RE DONE. 177 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,231 NO, YOU'RE PUNISHING ME FOR BEATING YOU, 178 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:44,192 AND IT'S NOT RIGHT. I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. 179 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:45,794 OH, REALLY? AND WHERE YOU GOING TO BE STAYING 180 00:06:45,786 --> 00:06:48,286 WHILE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT? WHAT'S THE NEW ADDRESS? 181 00:06:48,288 --> 00:06:50,158 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. 182 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,830 OH, YOU A MAN NOW? 183 00:06:51,832 --> 00:06:53,872 YOU GOT THREE HAIRS IN YOUR DRAWERS, 184 00:06:53,874 --> 00:06:56,344 AND YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH? 185 00:06:56,336 --> 00:06:58,586 I'M MAN ENOUGH TO BEAT YOU ONE-ON-ONE. 186 00:06:58,589 --> 00:07:00,589 YOU BETTER BE TALKING ABOUT BASKETBALL. 187 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:02,501 MAYBE I AM, MAYBE I'M NOT. 188 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:04,253 WHY DON'T YOU PICK WHICH DIRECTION YOU WANT TO FALL? 189 00:07:04,254 --> 00:07:05,974 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KNOCK YOU ON YOUR LITTLE BEHIND. 190 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:07,636 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 191 00:07:07,638 --> 00:07:09,638 THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING IN THIS HOUSE! 192 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,640 THAT'S NOT HOW WE SETTLE ARGUMENTS AROUND HERE. 193 00:07:11,642 --> 00:07:13,222 NOW, Y'ALL WANT TO WORK THIS OUT, 194 00:07:13,223 --> 00:07:15,233 WORK IT OUT ON THE COURT, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT STARTED. 195 00:07:15,225 --> 00:07:16,935 THAT'S WHERE IT'S GOING TO END. 196 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,767 FINE. LET THE COURTS DECIDE. 197 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:21,400 I DON'T CARE WHAT COURT -- BASKETBALL COURT, 198 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:23,441 TENNIS COURT, SUPREME COURT -- 199 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,873 NEVER MIND. WE WANT A DECISION. 200 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:27,486 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. 201 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,488 NO, LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING. 202 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,620 LET'S PLAY FOR SOMETHING THIS TIME. 203 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:32,952 YOU NAME IT. 204 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,963 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL PLAY FOR MY CHORES. 205 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,205 IF I WIN, YOU DO THEM. IF YOU WIN, I DO THEM, 206 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,207 AND I DON'T COMPLAIN FOR ONE YEAR. 207 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,839 HA. IT'S GOING TO BE REAL QUIET AROUND THIS HOUSE. 208 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:43,582 IT'S ON. 209 00:07:43,584 --> 00:07:46,894 WELL, I'LL MEET YOU OUT THERE...OLD MAN. 210 00:07:46,887 --> 00:07:50,797 SEE, THAT "OLD MAN" THING AIN'T WORKING FOR ME. 211 00:08:06,316 --> 00:08:08,486 MICHAEL, I NEED YOU. 212 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,411 OH, DAD. HUH? 213 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:15,423 YOU MISSED A SPOT. 214 00:08:15,415 --> 00:08:17,245 WHERE? 215 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,327 GOT IT. 216 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:26,633 DID HE REALLY BEAT YOU 15-ZIP? 217 00:08:26,627 --> 00:08:29,087 NO. IT WAS 15 TO 2 1/2. 218 00:08:29,089 --> 00:08:32,969 BALL WENT IN AND CAME OUT FIVE TIMES -- 219 00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:34,983 THAT'S A HALF POINT. 220 00:08:34,975 --> 00:08:36,935 LOOK, THAT IS NOT WHY I CALLED YOU. 221 00:08:36,937 --> 00:08:38,687 I FORGOT THAT I HAD TO TAKE KADY 222 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:40,099 TO TUMBLE TOTS TODAY. 223 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,900 SHE'S LEARNING HOW TO ROLL BACKWARDS 224 00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:43,732 AND I DIDN'T WANT HER TO MISS IT. 225 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:46,534 OHH. ROLLING BACKWARDS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT. 226 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,776 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN YOU'RE ROLLING BACKWARDS, 227 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:51,149 DO ME A FAVOR -- DON'T EMBARRASS YOUR MOMMY 228 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:53,321 BY TRYING TO SNIFF YOUR OWN BUTT, OKAY? 229 00:08:53,323 --> 00:08:54,323 HA HA. 230 00:08:54,324 --> 00:08:56,294 THE REASON WHY I CALLED YOU 231 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,496 IS BECAUSE I ALSO FORGOT THAT I WAS GOING TO TAKE 232 00:08:58,498 --> 00:09:00,618 CLAIRE TO THE MALL. SHE HAS SOME SHOPPING TO DO. 233 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:01,621 I'LL TAKE HER. 234 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:05,092 NO! MOTHER, PLEASE, NO. NOT HIM. 235 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:06,755 CAN WE PLEASE FIND SOMEBODY ELSE? 236 00:09:06,757 --> 00:09:08,547 HE ALWAYS EMBARRASSES ME. 237 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,338 HONEY, THERE IS NOBODY ELSE. 238 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,470 MICHAEL, SHE HAS TO SHOP FOR SOME BRAS. 239 00:09:12,472 --> 00:09:13,802 FOR WHAT? 240 00:09:15,636 --> 00:09:17,436 OH, THE MOSQUITO BITES. 241 00:09:17,437 --> 00:09:19,057 MOTHER! 242 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,479 GET SOME THIMBLES OR SOMETHING? 243 00:09:21,481 --> 00:09:24,441 MICHAEL! WILL YOU BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE HERE? 244 00:09:24,444 --> 00:09:26,454 CLAIRE, IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. 245 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:27,776 KADY, BABY, LET'S GO. 246 00:09:27,778 --> 00:09:29,738 DADDY, BUY ME A BRA, TOO. 247 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,780 OKAY, I'LL SEE IF THEY SELL DENTAL FLOSS 248 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,742 AND SOME PISTACHIO NUT SHELLS. 249 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:34,754 OKAY. 250 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:37,575 BYE. BYE, DADDY. I LOVE YOU. 251 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,157 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 252 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:49,796 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. 253 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,760 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. 254 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:01,640 DADDY! WHAT? 255 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,522 THE SPORTS BARN IS RIGHT OVER THERE. 256 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,784 BYE. WHO NEEDS THE SPORTS BARN 257 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,857 WHEN THEY GOT ALL THIS EQUIPMENT? 258 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:11,689 LOOK AT THIS -- THEY GOT SLINGSHOTS. 259 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:13,992 [ MAKES SLINGSHOT NOISE ] 260 00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:17,544 HEY, HOW ABOUT A HEADBAND? 261 00:10:17,537 --> 00:10:18,617 SERVE. 262 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,948 DADDY! 263 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,950 EYE PATCH. 264 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,042 DADDY! PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE. 265 00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:26,174 SHIVER ME TIMBERS. DAD, PLEASE. 266 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,666 DANG. REMIND ME TO BUY YOU 267 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,548 A SENSE OF HUMOR WHEN WE LEAVE, ALL RIGHT? 268 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,550 MM-HMM. 269 00:10:32,552 --> 00:10:35,352 OH, CLAIRE. 270 00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:37,755 HEY, YOU GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 271 00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:39,018 HI. OH, MY GOD. 272 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:41,019 [ BLOWING AIR KISSES ] 273 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,641 THIS IS SO WEIRD. 274 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,732 I JUST SAW YOU AT SCHOOL TODAY. 275 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:47,686 IT'S LIKE DéJà VU. 276 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,768 HA HA HA. 277 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:51,269 AND IT'S LIKE IT ALREADY HAPPENED. 278 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:52,731 I KNOW. IT'S WEIRD. 279 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,573 TOTALLY WEIRD. 280 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:55,704 HA HA HA. 281 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,776 SO, UM, WHO ARE YOU GUYS HERE WITH? 282 00:10:57,778 --> 00:11:00,078 WE CAME TOGETHER. WHO ARE YOU WITH? 283 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,450 GIRL, I AM BY MYSELF. 284 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,090 AND THE COLOR OF SNOW IS... 285 00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:13,842 WHITE. WHITE. 286 00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:14,764 [ BUZZER ] 287 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:16,795 WHO'S DOING LAUNDRY? 288 00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:18,597 DAD'S WASHING MY GYM CLOTHES. 289 00:11:18,598 --> 00:11:20,098 REALLY? IN THAT CASE, 290 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:23,060 CAN YOU GET HIM TO HAND-WASH MY NYLONS? 291 00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:25,313 HEY, BENSON! 292 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,977 I'VE GOT A STACK OF NYLONS FOR YOU NEXT. 293 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,860 YASSUH, MR. JUNIOR, SUH. 294 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:46,094 CLAIRE, WE WANT TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW! 295 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:48,166 YEAH, ALL THREE OF YOU. 296 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:51,588 OKAY. SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 297 00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:54,211 I SEE TWO BIG PROBLEMS. 298 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,764 WHAT IS GOING ON UNDERNEATH THE SHIRT? 299 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:59,177 MOM, IT'S CALLED THE BOSOM BUDDY. 300 00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:01,759 DAD SAID I COULD JUST KNOCK MYSELF OUT. 301 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:06,062 I SAID KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, NOT INSTALL AIR BAGS. 302 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,396 [ HORN HONKS ] THAT IS TIFFANY'S MOM. I GOT TO GO. 303 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,938 I THOUGHT THEY WERE HONKING. HEY, HEY, HEY. 304 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:14,823 YOU CAN GO, 305 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:17,115 BUT THE WONDER TWINS ARE STAYING RIGHT HERE. 306 00:12:17,117 --> 00:12:18,407 MOM. 307 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:20,858 DON'T "MOM" ME. I AGREE WITH YOUR FATHER. 308 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:22,821 CLAIRE, THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH. 309 00:12:22,823 --> 00:12:26,463 FINE. 310 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:30,076 HEY, TIFFANY! I CAN'T GO! 311 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,001 HAPPY NOW? 312 00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:39,875 I WANT YOU PUTTING YOUR BREASTS ON MY DRESSER. 313 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,180 KADY, CLEAN UP YOUR TOYS. 314 00:12:42,182 --> 00:12:44,182 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. BELVEDERE WILL DO IT. 315 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:46,805 KADY, UPSTAIRS. 316 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,190 YOU KNOW WHAT? 317 00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:54,903 I'VE TAKEN ENOUGH FROM YOU. 318 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:56,775 HEY, I BEAT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE. 319 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,946 I'M LIVING UP TO MY END OF THE DEAL, 320 00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:00,199 YOU LIVE UP TO YOURS. 321 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,320 I WANT TO PROPOSE A NEW DEAL. 322 00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:03,702 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 323 00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:05,083 WE PLAY ONE MORE GAME, 324 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:08,615 AND IF YOU WIN, I'LL INCREASE YOUR ALLOWANCE, 325 00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:10,828 I'LL EXTEND YOUR CURFEW FOR ONE HOUR, 326 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,831 AND I'LL EVEN CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM FOR A WHOLE YEAR. 327 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,184 WHOA. ALL RIGHT. 328 00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:17,836 BUT IF YOU LOSE -- 329 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,418 HEY, WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL DO IT, 330 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,969 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE TO YOU. 331 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,181 LET'S GO. 332 00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:24,132 NO, NO, NO, NO. I WANT SOME PRACTICE TIME. 333 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,434 I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND WORK ON MY GAME, 334 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:28,976 GET BACK IN SHAPE. YOU JUST GIVE ME TWO DAYS. 335 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,139 I'LL GIVE YOU THREE. 336 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,930 IN THE MEANTIME, I'M GONNA RELAX 337 00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:33,982 AND VISUALIZE HOW I'M GOING TO SPEND 338 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:35,204 ALL THAT EXTRA MONEY. 339 00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:41,738 NO, NO. NO. 340 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,870 HMM. 341 00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:54,833 WOW. 342 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,764 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HOLD THESE UP TO YOUR EAR, 343 00:13:57,757 --> 00:14:00,667 YOU CAN HEAR THE ENTIRE CAST OF "BAYWATCH." 344 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,220 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 345 00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:04,973 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, BUYING THIS THING? 346 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:08,015 ALL I KNOW IS IF YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR NOWADAYS, 347 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:11,098 YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON UP TOP. 348 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,561 YEAH, UP TOP. 349 00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:13,972 DADDY, COME ON. 350 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:15,484 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, 351 00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:18,435 ALL YOU SEE ARE WOMEN WITH PERFECT BODIES -- 352 00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:21,528 TV, MOVIES, MAGAZINES, BILLBOARDS, EVERYWHERE. 353 00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:23,901 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THEM. 354 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,414 THEY'RE JUST SELLING PRODUCTS TO INSECURE PEOPLE. 355 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,246 SO THE SOONER YOU GET COMFORTABLE 356 00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:30,908 LIVING IN YOUR OWN SKIN, THE HAPPIER YOU'RE GONNA BE. 357 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:34,161 AND THE HAPPIER YOU ARE, THE HAPPIER I'M GONNA BE. 358 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,554 YOU KNOW, IT BROKE MY HEART 359 00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:37,795 WHEN YOU DISSED ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS TODAY. 360 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:39,877 DADDY... 361 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,379 IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 362 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,002 I DO. 363 00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:46,894 JUST...NOT ALL THE TIME. 364 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,096 LIKE BRA SHOPPING. 365 00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:52,009 DADDY, I'M GROWING UP. 366 00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:54,892 YES, YOU ARE, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT, 367 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,404 BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS -- 368 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,397 YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE MY LITTLE GIRL. 369 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,070 WHEN YOU WERE BORN, I CAUGHT YOU. 370 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:06,123 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOKED UP AT ME AND YOU SMILED. 371 00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:08,406 AND I TOLD MYSELF, "THIS IS MY JOB 372 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,118 "FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 373 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,120 "EVERY TIME THIS LITTLE GIRL IS ABOUT TO FALL, 374 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,843 I'M GOING TO CATCH HER AND MAKE HER SMILE." 375 00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:25,223 TAKE YOU SHOPPING FOR PANTIES? 376 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,305 DADDY! I'M KIDDING. 377 00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:37,983 Kady: 13, 14, 15, 378 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,268 16, 17... 379 00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:43,861 1, 2... 380 00:15:43,863 --> 00:15:46,373 HEY, WHAT IS THAT? 381 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,406 I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 17. 382 00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:52,568 OKAY. WELL, WE'RE DONE. 383 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,952 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 384 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,964 HELPING DADDY GET SOME MUSCLES. 385 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,166 I WANT YOU TO GO PUT YOUR WINTER COAT ON. 386 00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,379 I'M GOING TO USE YOU AS A HEAVY BAG NEXT. 387 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:23,811 WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO BED? 388 00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:26,073 IF I MAKE THIS SHOT, I'M COMING TO BED. 389 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,316 WATCH THIS, BABY -- EYES CLOSED, LIKE JORDAN. 390 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,199 DID I MAKE IT? 391 00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:36,882 I'LL BE TO BED IN AN HOUR. ABOUT AN HOUR. 392 00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:11,859 COUNT 'EM. HOW MANY IS THAT, JUNIOR? HUH? 393 00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,611 YOU HAVE 14. 394 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:16,043 YES. AND HOW MANY DO YOU GOT, JUNIOR? 13. 395 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,495 AND HOW MANY DO I NEED TO WIN, JUNIOR? ONE MORE POINT. 396 00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:19,958 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 397 00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:22,289 NOT ONLY IS THIS A BASKETBALL CLINIC, 398 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,752 BUT IT'S A MATH LESSON. 399 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,883 NOW, IN THE WORDS OF MAGIC JOHNSON, 400 00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:29,836 I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN. 401 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:32,799 WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS SHOW YOU 402 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,802 THE TURNAROUND SKYHOOK 403 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,354 THAT KAREEM ABADABADU-JABBAR 404 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,557 HAD PERFE-- 405 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,729 PERFEC-- WELL, HE MADE IT FAMOUS 406 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:44,442 BACK IN 1984. 407 00:17:44,444 --> 00:17:46,454 THE TRICK TO THIS SHOT, SON, 408 00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:49,686 IS YOU WANT TO RIDE YOUR OPPONENT DOWN TO THE RIM 409 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,779 LIKE THIS WITH YOUR BUTT MUSCLES, 410 00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:54,571 AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS YOU WANT TO FAKE RIGHT 411 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,334 AND THEN YOU WANT TO GO LEFT, 412 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,907 AND BAM! SWISH! 413 00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:01,998 SWISH! IT'S SHOW TIME. 414 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,701 IT'S MAGIC. 415 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,474 COME ON, LET'S PLAY, ONE MORE GAME. 416 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:07,796 NO, THAT'S IT. 417 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:11,467 I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS VICTORY. 418 00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:14,011 HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU COME BACK HERE. 419 00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,893 WHAT'S THAT? DON'T BE A SORE LOSER. 420 00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:16,925 THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 421 00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:19,676 YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUS. I WORKED HARD. 422 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,179 THIS IS A GAME OF FUNDAMENTALS, NOT FLASH. 423 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:24,432 YOU LOOK AT ALL THE GREAT ONES -- 424 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,864 MICHAEL JORDAN, FIRST ONE IN THE GYM, 425 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,106 LAST ONE TO LEAVE THE GYM. LARRY BIRD USED TO SHOOT 426 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,818 100 3-POINTERS IN ONE NIGHT JUST TO GET READY. 427 00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:33,822 WHAT ABOUT SHAQ? 428 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,413 HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FREE THROW. 429 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,285 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH TO DUNK WITHOUT JUMPING, 430 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:40,738 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE FREE THROWS, EITHER. 431 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,870 BUT YOU GOT TO RESPECT THE GAME, SON. 432 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,242 YOU'RE A GOOD PLAYER. 433 00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:46,674 YOU HAVE POTENTIAL TO BE A GREAT PLAYER, 434 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,956 BUT THAT'S UP TO YOU. 435 00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:50,707 ALL RIGHT. I LOST THE BET FAIR AND SQUARE. 436 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:51,960 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 437 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:55,091 HA! HA HA! 438 00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:59,184 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO, HUH? HA HA. 439 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,599 IT'S GOING TO BE OTAY. 440 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,566 HEY, JUNIOR, COME ON, HURRY UP. 441 00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:10,188 YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR YOUR GAME. 442 00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:14,693 THERE HE IS. 443 00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:17,914 LOOK AT THE SUPERSTAR. 444 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,077 HA HA. 445 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,120 WELL, YOU GOT YOUR MOTHER'S LEGS. 446 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:26,923 DO I REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THIS? 447 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,086 YES. THAT WAS THE DEAL. A DEAL'S A DEAL. 448 00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:30,918 BUT HALF MY BUTT'S HANGING OUT. 449 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,600 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT SHOW TIME. 450 00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:41,969 HEY, BABY, YOU SEE OUR SON OUT THERE 451 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:44,561 IN THOSE TIGHT LITTLE SHORTS? HE SCORED A TRIPLE DOUBLE. 452 00:19:44,564 --> 00:19:46,194 HAD 22 POINTS, 11 ASSISTS, 453 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,265 AND 10 NUMBERS FROM SOME GUYS IN THE GLEE CLUB. 454 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,899 SO HOW DO YOU FEEL? 455 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,980 I DON'T KNOW, BABY, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 456 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,283 I'M GETTING OLDER. 457 00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,865 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE OF MY MIND, 458 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,577 I FEEL LIKE I'M MICHAEL JORDAN 459 00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:01,239 AND I CAN FLOAT ABOVE THE RIM. 460 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,661 BUT WHEN I TRY TO DO IT, I'M MICHAEL BOLTON 461 00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:05,713 AND I CAN'T EVEN GET OFF THE GROUND. 462 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,285 I LET MY EGO GET IN THE WAY. I FEEL STUPID. 463 00:20:08,288 --> 00:20:10,998 I'M TRYING TO COMPETE AGAINST MY OWN SON. 464 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,290 THAT'S JUST NOT A FIGHT I'M GOING TO WIN. 465 00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:14,833 TIME IS ON HIS SIDE. 466 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,434 HEY, MICHAEL, DO YOU HAVE ANY ENERGY LEFT? 467 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:18,717 FOR WHAT? 468 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,598 WHOA! 469 00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:25,222 ANNA NICOLE JAY. HELLO. 470 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,564 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW LOOK? 471 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:30,147 WELL, THE TRUTH IS I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 472 00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:34,059 OH, BABY, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THESE OFF? 473 00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:36,033 MM-HMM. AS SOON AS WE'RE FINISHED. 474 00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,945 HA HA HA. 475 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,455 AAH! 476 00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:49,457 THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!