1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,013 [ DOOR OPENS ] 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,795 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 3 00:00:06,797 --> 00:00:08,217 HEY, BABY. 4 00:00:08,219 --> 00:00:09,389 HEY, YOU. 5 00:00:09,390 --> 00:00:11,800 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 6 00:00:11,802 --> 00:00:14,062 YOU CAN'T MIX WHITES WITH COLOREDS. 7 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:16,805 [ As Martin Luther King, Jr. ] I'M SORRY, MA'AM, 8 00:00:16,807 --> 00:00:18,807 BUT I HAD A DREAM. 9 00:00:18,809 --> 00:00:21,059 I DREAMED THAT ONE DAY 10 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,192 ALL LAUNDRY WOULD BE DONE TOGETHER -- 11 00:00:23,194 --> 00:00:27,154 BRIEFS AND BOXERS, COTTONS AND POLYESTERS. 12 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:30,738 I HAD A DREAM THAT ONE DAY JOCKSTRAPS AND G-STRINGS 13 00:00:30,741 --> 00:00:34,031 WOULD TUMBLE AROUND IN THE DRYER OF LOVE. 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,044 JUST PUT THE SHIRT IN THE RIGHT PILE, PLEASE. 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,497 I GOT TO GET THIS STUFF TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 16 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,080 OH, I'VE BEEN TO THE LAUNDROMAT. 17 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,332 OH, STOP IT. 18 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:45,473 I MAY NOT GET THERE WITH YOU. STOP IT! 19 00:00:45,466 --> 00:00:49,216 CLING FREE AT LAST. CLING FREE AT LAST. 20 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,010 THANK GOD ALMIGHTY 21 00:00:51,011 --> 00:00:54,311 WE USE CLING FREE AT LAST. 22 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:58,135 HEY, BABY, DO I LOOK FAT? 23 00:00:58,139 --> 00:01:00,139 NO. YOU LOOK GREAT. 24 00:01:00,141 --> 00:01:01,601 ARE YOU SURE? 25 00:01:01,602 --> 00:01:04,112 I-I -- MY CLOTHES ARE FEELING A LITTLE TIGHT. 26 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,105 NO. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS FOR TODAY, TOMORROW, 27 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,107 AND THE FOR REST OF MY LIFE -- 28 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,109 YOU ARE NOT GETTING FAT. YOU'RE GETTING P-H-A-T. 29 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,152 YOU'RE PHAT-BULOUS. 30 00:01:13,154 --> 00:01:16,374 THANK YOU. ARE THESE YOURS OR JUNIOR'S? 31 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,787 THOSE ARE JUNIOR'S. 32 00:01:17,788 --> 00:01:20,618 I DON'T HAVE PANTS WITH MORE THAN 38 POCKETS. 33 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:22,251 WHAT'S THAT? 34 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,633 MORE NUMBERS? OH, THIS BOY. 35 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:27,795 NO, THIS IS A CARD FROM A TATTOO PARLOR. 36 00:01:27,798 --> 00:01:29,168 A TATTOO PARLOR? 37 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:33,260 YEAH, IT SAYS, "10% OFF YOUR NEXT VISIT." 38 00:01:33,264 --> 00:01:36,524 I THINK THAT FOOL DONE GOT HISSELF TATTOOED. 39 00:01:44,315 --> 00:01:46,185 Janet: MICHAEL, MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET A TATTOO. 40 00:01:46,187 --> 00:01:48,487 MAYBE IT WAS ONE OF HIS FRIENDS. 41 00:01:48,489 --> 00:01:49,609 NO. IT WAS HIM. 42 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,230 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, MICHAEL? 43 00:01:51,232 --> 00:01:53,232 BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT WAS ONE OF HIS FRIENDS, 44 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:56,004 IT TURNS OUT TO BE HIM, AND LOOK WHO'S HERE NOW. 45 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:58,196 HEY, HEY, COME HERE. COME HERE. GET OVER HERE. 46 00:01:58,199 --> 00:02:00,199 I WANT YOU TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE, 47 00:02:00,201 --> 00:02:02,661 AND I'M GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY. 48 00:02:02,663 --> 00:02:04,303 DID YOU GET A TATTOO? 49 00:02:04,295 --> 00:02:05,585 NO. 50 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:07,456 WELL, I FOUND THIS CARD IN YOUR PANTS POCKET. 51 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:09,088 IT'S FROM A TATTOO PARLOR. 52 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:10,299 DID YOU THINK 53 00:02:10,301 --> 00:02:12,381 IT COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS? 54 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,013 YEAH, FOR A QUICK SECOND, 55 00:02:14,014 --> 00:02:16,144 AND THEN I PUT THAT OUT OF MY HEAD. 56 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,756 NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU. DID YOU GET A TATTOO OR NOT? 57 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,260 NO, I DID NOT GET A TATTOO. 58 00:02:21,262 --> 00:02:23,262 I MEAN, I CANNOT WALK INTO A ROOM 59 00:02:23,264 --> 00:02:25,274 WITHOUT GETTING ACCUSED OF SOMETHING, 60 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:27,106 AND WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY STUFF ANYWAY? 61 00:02:27,107 --> 00:02:28,267 BECAUSE IT WAS DIRTY. 62 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:29,899 I'LL STOP GOING THROUGH YOUR STUFF 63 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,110 IF YOU WANT TO DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY. 64 00:02:32,112 --> 00:02:33,192 NO, THAT'S OKAY. 65 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,284 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 66 00:02:35,276 --> 00:02:37,536 I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. 67 00:02:37,538 --> 00:02:39,368 MICHAEL, MY SON DOES NOT LIE. 68 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:41,540 THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE MINE DOES. 69 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:48,247 HELLO, LADIES. 70 00:02:48,249 --> 00:02:49,629 HELLO, MR. KYLE. 71 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:51,630 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. KYLE. 72 00:02:51,632 --> 00:02:53,632 Michael: IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, 73 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:55,144 NICOLE AND MELANIE. 74 00:02:55,135 --> 00:02:57,675 SO WHY DO I GET THE FEELING 75 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,678 YOU GIRLS WANT SOMETHING? 76 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,930 CAN KADY COME TO MY HOUSE 77 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,932 FOR A SLEEPOVER THURSDAY NIGHT? 78 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,154 UH, NO, KADY CAN'T. 79 00:03:06,146 --> 00:03:07,306 WHY NOT? 80 00:03:07,308 --> 00:03:09,768 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, KADY DIDN'T ASK ME, 81 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:11,570 SHE HAD HER FRIEND ASK ME. 82 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:12,942 AND SECOND OF ALL, 83 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,623 I DON'T THINK KADY'S READY FOR ANOTHER SLEEPOVER YET. 84 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:16,986 HOW COME? 85 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:18,577 BECAUSE LAST TIME 86 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:21,159 KADY GOT SCARED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 87 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:23,201 AND DADDY HAD TO GO PICK HER UP 88 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,593 AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING, 89 00:03:24,585 --> 00:03:26,585 AND HE NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO FINISH 90 00:03:26,587 --> 00:03:30,787 THE GAME HE WAS PLAYING WITH YOUR MOMMY. 91 00:03:38,929 --> 00:03:41,509 DID YOU SEE WHO WAS MESSING WITH MY STEREO? 92 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:43,262 NO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 93 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,114 LISTEN TO THIS. 94 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:47,185 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 95 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:48,557 EXACTLY. 96 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:50,849 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE SOMEONE SPILLED SODA 97 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,651 DOWN THE BACK OF THE AMPLIFIER. 98 00:03:52,653 --> 00:03:54,743 I TOLD THESE KIDS A MILLION TIMES 99 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,355 DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF. 100 00:03:56,357 --> 00:03:58,357 DID YOU SEE WHICH ONE OF THEM DID IT? 101 00:03:58,359 --> 00:04:01,199 I DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THE KIDS DO IT. 102 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:02,241 HI, DAD. 103 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,212 DON'T "HI" ME. GET OVER HERE. 104 00:04:05,205 --> 00:04:07,455 DID YOU SPILL SODA DOWN MY STEREO? 105 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,668 NOT ME. I DON'T DRINK SODA. 106 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:12,870 MY BODY'S A TEMPLE. I JUST DRINK WATER. 107 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:14,253 AND BESIDES, DADDY, 108 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,264 EVERYBODY KNOWS NOT TO MESS WITH YOUR STUFF. 109 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,587 GET YOUR TEMPLE OUT OF MY FACE. 110 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:21,430 KADY! 111 00:04:21,432 --> 00:04:22,802 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 112 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:24,483 YEAH, WELL, I'M TALKING TO YOU. 113 00:04:24,475 --> 00:04:25,885 COME HERE. 114 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:27,806 DID YOU SPILL SODA DOWN MY STEREO? 115 00:04:27,808 --> 00:04:30,228 I CAN'T EVEN REACH YOUR STUPID STEREO, 116 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:34,150 BUT IF I COULD, I WOULD, BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN. 117 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:36,074 PHBT! 118 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:39,526 I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A LIFT UP THEM STAIRS. 119 00:04:41,402 --> 00:04:43,322 JUNIOR! 120 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,174 GET DOWN HERE. 121 00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:46,665 WHASSUP? 122 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,577 DON'T "WHASSUP" MY BUTT. 123 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:51,249 HOW MANY TIMES I TELL YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY STEREO? 124 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:53,081 ABOUT 652. 125 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,383 THEN WHY'D YOU DO IT? 126 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,085 I DIDN'T. I'VE GOT MY OWN STEREO. 127 00:04:56,086 --> 00:04:58,376 YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEBODY WAS MESSING WITH MY STEREO, 128 00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:00,379 AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO DID IT. 129 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:03,181 WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, DAD, 130 00:05:03,183 --> 00:05:04,983 YOU LET ME KNOW. 131 00:05:07,478 --> 00:05:10,478 THAT BOY GOT TATTOOS. 132 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:14,021 I FEEL IT. I FEEL IT RIGHT IN HERE. I FEEL IT. 133 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:15,494 HE'S TOO COCKY. 134 00:05:15,486 --> 00:05:17,276 NO, MICHAEL, HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE. 135 00:05:17,277 --> 00:05:18,937 IF YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR OWN CHILDREN, 136 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:20,359 WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST? 137 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,781 I AIN'T TRUSTED NOBODY 138 00:05:21,782 --> 00:05:24,282 SINCE MICHAEL JORDAN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. 139 00:05:24,284 --> 00:05:26,294 AND SPEAKING OF WHICH -- HEY, HEY, SON. 140 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:28,286 WHY DON'T WE GO PLAY SOME BASKETBALL? 141 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:30,948 I'LL BE SHIRTS AND YOU BE SKINS. 142 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:33,331 DAD, IF WE'RE PLAYING ONE ON ONE, 143 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,513 I THINK WE COULD TELL EACH OTHER APART. 144 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:36,956 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 145 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:39,167 WHY DON'T YOU DO LIKE THIS FOR ME? WHOO. 146 00:05:39,169 --> 00:05:40,419 WHY? 147 00:05:40,421 --> 00:05:42,011 I JUST WANT TO SEE YOUR NAVEL. 148 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:43,802 GO AHEAD. JUST GO "WHOO-HOO." 149 00:05:43,804 --> 00:05:46,024 COME ON. WE DON'T DO ANY FATHER-SON STUFF ANYMORE. 150 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:49,846 COME ON. LET'S -- LET'S GO TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER. 151 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:54,022 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT. 152 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:56,654 STARTING TO MAKE ME NERVOUS THERE, TOO, MICHAEL. 153 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,277 WHAT? I JUST WANT TO SPEND 154 00:05:58,278 --> 00:06:00,648 SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY SON, SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 155 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:01,901 HEY, STOP. 156 00:06:01,902 --> 00:06:03,532 WHAT? HA HA. COME ON. 157 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:04,834 STOP IT. 158 00:06:04,825 --> 00:06:06,615 SEE? NO TATTOOS. 159 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,327 HE MAY NOT HAVE A TATTOO, 160 00:06:08,328 --> 00:06:10,908 BUT HE'S NUMBER ONE ON THE STEREO HIT LIST. 161 00:06:10,911 --> 00:06:13,331 I WANT TO CALL A FAMILY MEETING. 162 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,713 OH, G-- MICHAEL, NO. 163 00:06:14,705 --> 00:06:16,705 COME ON NOW. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? 164 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:18,757 LET'S JUST GET THE THING FIXED. 165 00:06:18,759 --> 00:06:21,169 NO, I'LL GET IT FIXED AFTER I KNOW WHO DID IT. 166 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:22,461 SEE, I JUST WANT 167 00:06:22,463 --> 00:06:24,893 TO LOOK THAT SNEAKY LITTLE CULPRIT IN THE EYE, 168 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,885 LOOK AT HIM AND GO, "AHA!" 169 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,508 MICHAEL, YOU DO REALIZE 170 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,470 THAT UNDER THE RULES OF THE FAMILY MEETING, 171 00:06:31,472 --> 00:06:33,562 THE CULPRIT IS GOING TO GET AMNESTY. 172 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:36,904 IT'S OKAY. MY SATISFACTION COMES WITH... 173 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,517 AHA! 174 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,231 ALL RIGHT, 175 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:46,033 WE ALL KNOW THE RULES TO THE FAMILY MEETING. 176 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,286 THIS IS THE ONE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SAY ANYTHING. 177 00:06:48,288 --> 00:06:50,288 YOU CAN OPEN UP, BE TOTALLY HONEST, 178 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:51,790 AND NO REPERCUSSIONS. 179 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,792 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE. 180 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,304 NO REPERCUSSIONS, RIGHT? 181 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:57,495 NO MATTER WHAT WE MAY HAVE DONE WRONG? 182 00:06:57,498 --> 00:06:59,538 NONE WHATSOEVER. 183 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,263 IF YOU TOLD A LIE, 184 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:07,425 THIS IS THE PLACE WE CLEAR THE AIR. 185 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,677 SAY YOU BROKE SOMETHING, SOMETHING REALLY EXPENSIVE 186 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,522 AND NEAR AND DEAR TO SOMEBODY'S HEART. 187 00:07:14,515 --> 00:07:17,555 THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU PURGE YOURSELF. 188 00:07:17,558 --> 00:07:20,228 YOU GET IT OFF YOUR MIND -- THE CONFUSION 189 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:22,400 AND THE GUILT AND SHAME THAT YOU MUST BE FEELING 190 00:07:22,402 --> 00:07:24,952 INSIDE YOUR LITTLE SNEAKY HEART. 191 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,615 HERE IS WHERE YOU LET THAT OUT. 192 00:07:27,618 --> 00:07:30,198 SO ANYTHING? ANYTHING. 193 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,450 SO NO MATTER WHAT A PERSON MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE WRONG, 194 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,543 THERE'S NO PUNISHMENT? NO PUNISHMENT. 195 00:07:35,536 --> 00:07:37,126 SO WHAT IF YOU DID SOMETHING REALLY -- 196 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:38,917 I DID IT! I DID IT! 197 00:07:38,919 --> 00:07:40,919 FOR GOD'S SAKES, STOP TORTURING ME! 198 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:42,251 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 199 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:43,842 MICHAEL, I WAS STANDING HERE, RIGHT? 200 00:07:43,844 --> 00:07:45,434 I WAS SINGING ALONG WITH WHITNEY, 201 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:47,425 AND WHEN WHITNEY HIT THAT HIGH NOTE...♪ WHOO ♪ 202 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:48,847 AND I SAID...♪ WHOO ♪ 203 00:07:48,849 --> 00:07:51,219 MY ARMS WENT...♪ WHOO ♪... LIKE THAT, RIGHT? 204 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,511 HOW COULD YOU? MY BRAND-NEW BANG & OLUFSEN -- 205 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,604 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU KNOW HOW HARD 206 00:07:55,596 --> 00:07:58,056 I HAD TO WORK FOR THIS AND PINCH TO SAVE MONEY 207 00:07:58,058 --> 00:07:59,478 TO BUY THIS THING? 208 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,479 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO MORE WHITNEY IN THIS HOUSE. 209 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,651 HER AND BOBBY ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, OKAY? 210 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:06,034 CISSY HOUSTON? DON'T WANT HER IN HERE. 211 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:09,026 I DON'T LIKE DIONNE EITHER. NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT. 212 00:08:09,029 --> 00:08:11,029 YOU KNOW WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. 213 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:13,611 YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO DID IT. 214 00:08:13,614 --> 00:08:15,624 NO, I DIDN'T. NO, I-- YES, YOU DID. 215 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:17,456 NO, NO, ACTUALLY, WHAT I SAID, 216 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:19,617 I DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THE KIDS DO IT. 217 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,830 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO TWIST IT. 218 00:08:21,832 --> 00:08:23,502 YOU'RE TWISTING IT. 219 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,683 MICHAEL -- 220 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:26,465 NO, NO, NO. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 221 00:08:26,466 --> 00:08:28,676 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS TO ME, 222 00:08:28,679 --> 00:08:30,469 KNOWING HOW I FELT ABOUT THIS THING? 223 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:33,390 NO REPERCUSSIONS. NO REPERCUSSIONS. 224 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,600 YOU'RE RIGHT. 225 00:08:41,602 --> 00:08:43,272 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 226 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,703 THIS IS JUST MATERIAL THINGS... 227 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:49,446 EXPENSIVE, REALLY NICE MATERIAL THINGS 228 00:08:49,449 --> 00:08:51,649 THAT DON'T WORK NO MORE, 229 00:08:51,652 --> 00:08:53,572 BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOU FELT FREE ENOUGH 230 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:56,504 TO TELL ME THE TRUTH. RIGHT. 231 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:59,076 AND THIS IS AN EXAMPLE HOW THE FAMILY MEETING WORKS. 232 00:08:59,079 --> 00:09:01,499 YOU SEE? LOOK AT HER -- GUILT FREE. 233 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:03,661 FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF. 234 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:07,054 NOT A MARK ON HER. 235 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,837 AND SHE'S ALMOST FORGIVEN. 236 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,221 AHA! 237 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,596 NOW SHE'S FORGIVEN. 238 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,979 SO, BEFORE WE ADJOURN THE MEETING, 239 00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:22,891 DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE SOMETHING 240 00:09:22,893 --> 00:09:24,653 THEY WANT TO GET OFF THEIR MIND? 241 00:09:24,645 --> 00:09:26,065 I DO. 242 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,486 YES, CLAIRE? 243 00:09:27,487 --> 00:09:30,317 WELL, DAD, LAST FRIDAY I MISSED CURFEW BY AN HOUR. 244 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,240 OKAY, YOU'RE FORGIVEN. 245 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:33,822 KADY? 246 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:37,584 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 247 00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:40,999 THAT'S A LIE. 248 00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:43,961 AND YOU'RE FORGIVEN. 249 00:09:43,964 --> 00:09:45,344 JUNIOR? 250 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:49,085 I GOT A COUPLE OF TATTOOS. 251 00:09:57,678 --> 00:09:59,308 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 252 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,809 NO, NO, NO REPERCUSSIONS. NO REPERCUSSIONS. 253 00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:13,611 HELLO, JUNIOR. 254 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,286 CAN I SLEEP OVER AT MELANIE'S? 255 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,329 DIDN'T I TELL YOU NO, YOU CAN'T GO? 256 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:23,291 FINE, THEN I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 257 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:24,673 YOU'RE INVISIBLE. 258 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:28,125 GOOD. YOU WANT TO PLAY THE INVISIBLE GAME? 259 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,708 YOU'RE INVISIBLE, TOO. 260 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:34,760 I HEAR SOMEONE, BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE. 261 00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:38,425 I SMELL SOMEONE, BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE, 262 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:40,428 AND I'M GLAD NO ONE'S AROUND 263 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:42,640 'CAUSE I GOT THIS GOOD CHOCOLATE BAR 264 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,642 THAT I'M GOING TO EAT ALL BY MYSELF 265 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,444 WITH ALL OF THESE NUTS AND CARAMEL IN IT. 266 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:50,897 MMM-MMM! 267 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,611 IT SURE IS GOOD 268 00:10:52,612 --> 00:10:57,242 WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND. 269 00:10:57,237 --> 00:11:00,577 SO? I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY CHOCOLATE ANYWAYS. 270 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,540 IT GIVES ME THE RUNS. 271 00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:07,496 HEY, RODMAN, 272 00:11:07,497 --> 00:11:10,287 WHERE'S YOUR NOSE RING AND YOUR DRESS? 273 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:13,050 COME ON, DAD, I THOUGHT WE LEFT THIS AT THE MEETING. 274 00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:14,673 THIS AIN'T NO REPERCUSSIONS. 275 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,064 I'M JUST SAYING HEY, 276 00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:18,676 HI TO THE DUMB GUY THAT GOT THE TATTOOS. 277 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,298 WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE THIS ARTWORK 278 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:24,101 YOU'VE DECIDED TO PUT ON YOUR BODY? 279 00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:25,234 WOW. 280 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:26,435 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 281 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,146 YEAH, THAT'S STUPID. 282 00:11:28,148 --> 00:11:30,768 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO SEE THE FUTURE, SON. 283 00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:31,941 IN ABOUT 20 YEARS, 284 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,942 THAT CUTE LITTLE HEART IS GOING TO LOOK 285 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,784 LIKE A SUN-DRIED TOMATO. 286 00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:38,777 AND WHAT'S THE REST OF THE FOOLISHNESS? 287 00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:41,659 THAT'S "KNOWLEDGE" IN JAPANESE. 288 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:43,451 DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE? 289 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,663 NO. 290 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:45,754 DO YOU READ JAPANESE? 291 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,746 NO. 292 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,708 THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T SAY 293 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,129 "SPICY TUNA ROLL"? 294 00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:54,632 DAD, THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND NEGATIVE. 295 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,264 IT'S NOT NEGATIVE. I'M JUST TELLING YOU 296 00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:57,966 I THINK THAT YOUR TATTOOS ARE STUPID. 297 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,598 I CAN SAY THAT, RIGHT? 298 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:00,759 ABSOLUTELY. THEY ARE STUPID. 299 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,391 VERY, VERY STUPID, 300 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,812 AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GOT ME UPSET 301 00:12:04,805 --> 00:12:07,185 IS THE FACT THAT YOU LOOKED US IN THE EYE 302 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,937 AND YOU SAID, "I DON'T HAVE A TATTOO." 303 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,560 NO, I LOOKED MOM IN THE EYE AND SAID NO, 304 00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:13,942 AND AS YOU JUST SAW, 305 00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:18,624 I DON'T HAVEATATTOO, I HAVE TWO TATTOOS. 306 00:12:18,618 --> 00:12:22,448 THANK YOU, MR. BILL CLINTON. 307 00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:32,369 HA HA HA! 308 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,842 BOY, THIS CARTOON SURE IS FUNNY. 309 00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:37,635 HA HA HA! THIS IS THE ONE WHERE 310 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:40,717 SCROOGE McDUCK GOT HIS TAIL CAUGHT IN THE MONEY BIN. 311 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,090 WHOO-HOO-HOO! HE'S HILARIOUS! 312 00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:44,723 HA HA HA! 313 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,944 BABY, WHY DON'T YOU WATCH SOME CARTOONS 314 00:12:46,937 --> 00:12:48,557 WITH YOUR DADDY? 315 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,598 I DON'T HAVE A DADDY. 316 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,100 OHH. 317 00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:54,992 BOY, I SURE WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO SIT HERE 318 00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:57,605 AND WATCH THIS FUNNY CARTOON WITH ME, 319 00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,567 BUT I DON'T SEE ANYBODY AROUND 320 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:04,160 EXCEPT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE CARTOONS. 321 00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:06,174 I USED TO HAVE A FRIEND, 322 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,286 BUT SHE'S INVISIBLE NOW. 323 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,709 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO WATCH SCROOGE McDUCK. 324 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:15,552 YOU WANT TO WATCH SCROOGE McDUCK WITH ME? 325 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,545 COME ON. 326 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,180 HEY, JAY, 327 00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:24,802 THANKS FOR WATCHING THE CARTOON WITH ME. 328 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,434 I WAS ALL ALONE. 329 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,637 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 330 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:31,729 I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME POPCORN 331 00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:33,481 FOR MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE. 332 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:34,903 Both: TWO? 333 00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:35,855 HMM. 334 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,316 HMM. 335 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:42,319 BOY, I'M SURE GLAD I'M HERE ALL BY MYSELF. 336 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,162 I GOT TO LAUNCH AN AIR BISCUIT. 337 00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:50,868 EWW! 338 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,375 OKAY, JUNIOR, LET ME SEE THEM. 339 00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:58,757 ARE YOU SURE? 340 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,958 I'M SURE I'M NOT GOING TO LIKE THEM, 341 00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:02,551 BUT I MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THEM. 342 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,932 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY, REALLY MAKES ME MAD ABOUT ALL THIS? 343 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:06,555 I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, 344 00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:08,176 AND IT'S LIKE YOU'RE REWRITING MY WORK. 345 00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:09,968 I'M REALLY POSITIVE THAT... 346 00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,810 DOES THAT SAY "MOM"? 347 00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:14,941 UH-HUH. 348 00:14:14,935 --> 00:14:16,395 WHAT DOES THIS ONE SAY? 349 00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:19,066 UH, THAT SAYS "MOM" IN JAPANESE. 350 00:14:19,069 --> 00:14:24,569 OH, BABY. THAT'S SWEET. 351 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,794 AHA! 352 00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:28,286 HOLD IT UP. 353 00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:29,578 WHAT? 354 00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:31,579 LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THAT. 355 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:34,251 THERE'S 1/16 OF AN INCH LEFT OF MILK, 356 00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:36,464 AND YOU PUT IT BACK IN THE REFRIGERATOR? 357 00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:38,256 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. 358 00:14:38,258 --> 00:14:40,458 THIS IS THE MOST SELFISH THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 359 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,840 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO "GOT MILK" 360 00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:44,301 WHEN WE DON'T GOT MILK? 361 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:45,934 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE GROUNDED. 362 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,096 YOU'RE GROUNDED. THIS IS SELFISH. 363 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,718 I WANT YOU TO GO UP IN YOUR ROOM, 364 00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:51,179 TAKE EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE FUN, 365 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,811 AND PUT IT IN THE GARAGE. 366 00:14:52,812 --> 00:14:54,602 I DON'T WANT NOTHING IN YOUR ROOM 367 00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:57,194 EXCEPT BOOKS AND A BED. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 368 00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,727 I'M STILL NOT SURE ABOUT THE BED. 369 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:04,320 LET'S GO. 370 00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:09,374 TATTOOS I COULD TAKE, BUT THIS... 371 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,989 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 372 00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:15,342 THAT IS THE LOWEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. 373 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,535 YEAH, SEE HOW LOW THAT IS? 374 00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,457 WHAT IF KADY WAS CHOKING 375 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,539 ON A PIECE OF CANDY OR SOMETHING, 376 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:22,921 HAPPENED TO COME IN -- 377 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,812 [ Coughs ] NOTHING, STILL CHOKING. 378 00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:28,425 NOT THAT, MICHAEL -- YOU. 379 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,348 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ME? 380 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,970 YOU AGREED THAT YOU WOULDN'T PUNISH HIM 381 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,182 FOR THE TATTOOS AND NOW YOU'RE DOING IT. 382 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,824 I DIDN'T PUNISH HIM FOR THE TATTOOS. 383 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:37,185 I PUNISHED HIM FOR THE MILK -- 384 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,017 THIS SELFISH ACT OF MILKING THIS MILKLESS HOUSE. 385 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,900 YOU'RE BEING A HYPOCRITE, MICHAEL. 386 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,271 I'M NOT BEING A HYPOCRITE. I'M NOT BEING -- I'M BEING -- 387 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:47,074 YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH, I'M BEING A HYPOCRITE, 388 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,947 AND WHEN YOU'RE A PARENT, YOU GOT TO BE A HYPOCRITE. 389 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,029 THAT'S PART OF THE JOB. 390 00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:53,832 THAT'S NOT HOW WE'VE RUN THIS HOUSEHOLD. 391 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,843 WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DEMOCRACY. 392 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,785 YEAH, WELL, THAT WENT OUT THE WINDOW 393 00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:59,167 WITH THE TATTOOS. 394 00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,919 THAT WAS THE FIRST SHOT FIRED IN THE TEENAGE REBELLION. 395 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:03,921 FROM NOW ON, IT'S A DICTATORSHIP, 396 00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:07,013 AND I'M DIC. 397 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,469 LOOK IN THIS MIRROR AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. 398 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,062 A BEAUTIFUL BALD-HEADED BLACK MAN, 399 00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:17,646 A LITTLE ANGRY. 400 00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:20,977 AND WHAT DOES THIS BEAUTIFUL BALD-HEADED BLACK MAN, 401 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,980 A LITTLE ANGRY, HAVE IN HIS EAR? 402 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,033 A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND 403 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:30,026 THAT COULD BE A LITTLE BIGGER. 404 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,820 AND WHEN DID YOU GET THAT DONE? 405 00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:34,912 WHEN I WAS 17. 406 00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:37,334 UH-HUH, AND HOW DID YOUR FATHER FEEL ABOUT IT? 407 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,077 HEY, LOOK, THIS AIN'T ABOUT MY FATHER, 408 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:41,079 BECAUSE MY FATHER KICKED MY BEHIND. 409 00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:43,081 THERE WAS NO AMNESTY, OKAY? 410 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,133 THERE WERE REPERCUSSIONS, 411 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,715 WHICH LED TO REVERBERATIONS, 412 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:52,007 WHICH REQUIRED RECUPERATION. 413 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,734 BABY, MY POINT IS YOU REBELLED, TOO. 414 00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,936 TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING. 415 00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:01,228 DO YOU WANT TO DO THINGS THE WAY YOUR FATHER DID IT 416 00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:03,901 OR DO YOU WANT TO TRY TO HANDLE THIS 417 00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:05,323 A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY? 418 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,105 LOOK AT THE MILK, THOUGH. 419 00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:09,527 BABY. 420 00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:18,536 PLUG THAT BACK IN. 421 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,658 WHAT? 422 00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,039 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR STUFF BACK. 423 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,920 IT'S A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL. 424 00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:24,872 WELL, THAT WHOLE MILK THING WAS PRETTY BOGUS, DAD. 425 00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:26,554 YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WAS BOGUS, 426 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,336 AND I APOLOGIZE. 427 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,378 GOOD. 428 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,089 YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY? 429 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,261 YES. 430 00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:34,722 GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M UNAPOLOGIZING. 431 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,144 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 432 00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:38,676 SIT DOWN. I'M TAKING IT BACK. 433 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:41,808 SEE, YOU DESTROYED THE TRUST, JUNIOR. 434 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,811 OKAY? FORGET ABOUT THE TATTOOS. 435 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,824 FORGET ABOUT AMNESTY OR THE FAMILY MEETING. 436 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,237 YOU LIED TO ME, 437 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:51,189 AND THAT JUST DOESN'T GO AWAY. 438 00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:53,071 I KNOW YOU THINK I MESSED UP, DAD, 439 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,292 BUT I DID THIS TO FEEL LIKE MY OWN PERSON. 440 00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:57,865 I THINK THEY'RE COOL, AND THE WAY I LOOK AT IT IS 441 00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,867 IT'S MY BODY, AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT. 442 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,370 NO, AS LONG AS YOUR BODY IS IN MY HOUSE, 443 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,213 YOUR BODY HAS TO ABIDE BY MY RULES. 444 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:08,206 I DIDN'T VIOLATE ANY RULES, DAD. 445 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,838 YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NOT GETTING A TATTOO. 446 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,210 YEAH, AND I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT OWNING A GUN 447 00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:16,433 OR EATING FIRE OR PEEING IN THE TOASTER. 448 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:19,426 THIS IS ABOUT PRINCIPLE. OKAY? 449 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,269 IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL RIGHT, 450 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,431 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 451 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:26,533 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD, 452 00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:28,226 AND I'M SORRY I LIED, 453 00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:30,858 BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'M GROWING UP. 454 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,860 YOU'VE GOT TO LOOSEN THE REINS. 455 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,532 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TALL 456 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,544 DON'T MEAN YOU'RE GROWN UP. 457 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:39,286 IT JUST MAKES YOU A TALL KID. 458 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:41,499 TRUST IS SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EARN. 459 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,241 THAT'S HOW YOU GET FREEDOM. 460 00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:45,593 APPARENTLY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO SETTLE THIS. 461 00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,585 SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? 462 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,747 I GUESS WE HAVE TO MEET SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE, 463 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,750 TRY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 464 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:55,132 HOW? 465 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,144 WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN. START FROM SCRATCH. 466 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,717 DEAL? 467 00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:01,179 DEAL. 468 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,351 COME HERE. 469 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,977 I AIN'T READY TO LET GO YET. 470 00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:14,359 DO YOU MEAN THAT LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY? 471 00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,704 BOTH. 472 00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:19,406 EVENTUALLY, WE'LL BOTH STARVE. 473 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:25,292 LET'S GO GET SOME COOKIES AND... 474 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:27,915 WATER. 475 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:49,475 KADY, YOUR DADDY IS SO MEAN. 476 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,479 WHY WON'T HE LET YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE? 477 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:56,492 'CAUSE HE'S A MEAN BALD-HEADED GRINCH, 478 00:19:56,486 --> 00:20:00,576 AND HE'S INVISIBLE. 479 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:05,830 GIRL, THERE'S NO MILK IN THAT REFRIGERATOR. 480 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:07,825 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 481 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:11,827 I SAID YOUR BROTHER DRANK ALL THE MILK. 482 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:14,251 HAVE YOU SEEN MY DADDY? 483 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,644 IS HE TALL AND HANDSOME? 484 00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:20,796 HE'S TALL. 485 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,180 WHOO! I JUST SAW'D HIM! I JUST SAW'D HIM! 486 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,443 HE'S FINE, TOO. 487 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,436 WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 488 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:31,228 ASK HIM IF MELANIE CAN COME TO MY HOUSE 489 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,850 FOR A SLEEPOVER. 490 00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:37,412 EXCUSE ME, TALL, BALD, AND HANDSOME. 491 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,987 CAN I COME OVER TO KADY'S HOUSE 492 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,569 FOR A SLEEPOVER? 493 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:45,161 MAYBE, BUT FOR A PRICE. 494 00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:47,874 I WANT A HUG AND KISS FROM KADY. 495 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:51,867 GIRL... 496 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:55,721 HE SAID HE WANTS SOME SUGARS FROM YOU 497 00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:57,545 BEFORE HE DO ANYTHING. 498 00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,547 I HEARD HIM, SILLY.