1 00:00:00,021 --> 00:00:02,271 (no audio) 2 00:00:05,337 --> 00:00:08,004 (bells ringing) 3 00:00:12,001 --> 00:00:15,001 (singer vocalizing) 4 00:00:20,457 --> 00:00:22,691 ♪ What a wonderful day ♪ 5 00:00:22,691 --> 00:00:26,668 ♪ For a stroll in the park after dark ♪ 6 00:00:26,668 --> 00:00:30,643 ♪ When there's no one else around ♪ 7 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:33,345 ♪ Oh, what a wonderful day ♪ 8 00:00:33,345 --> 00:00:36,439 ♪ To let down our hair and be crazy ♪ 9 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:41,439 ♪ Another hazy Manhattan moonlit sky ♪ 10 00:00:42,205 --> 00:00:44,728 ♪ Quite a combo, me and you ♪ 11 00:00:44,728 --> 00:00:47,493 ♪ Baby, there's nothing we can't do ♪ 12 00:00:47,493 --> 00:00:49,859 ♪ There's no time for feeling blue ♪ 13 00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:54,003 ♪ When you know you're gonna make all your dreams come true ♪ 14 00:00:54,003 --> 00:00:59,003 ♪ What a wonderful day to act a little childish ♪ 15 00:00:59,082 --> 00:01:04,082 ♪ As we wish upon a bright shooting star ♪ 16 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,600 ♪ Oh, what a wonderful day ♪ 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,450 ♪ To make somebody happy ♪ 18 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:14,450 ♪ Like you make me just being together tonight ♪ 19 00:01:15,989 --> 00:01:18,259 ♪ Quite a combo, me and you ♪ 20 00:01:18,259 --> 00:01:21,073 ♪ Baby, there's nothing we can't do ♪ 21 00:01:21,073 --> 00:01:23,243 ♪ There's no time for feeling blue ♪ 22 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:26,463 ♪ When you know you're gonna make all your dreams come true ♪ 23 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:29,046 (bright music) 24 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:42,437 (bright music continues) 25 00:01:47,536 --> 00:01:49,568 ♪ What a wonderful day ♪ 26 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:52,555 ♪ To let down our hair and be crazy ♪ 27 00:01:52,555 --> 00:01:57,555 ♪ Another hazy Manhattan moonlit sky ♪ 28 00:01:57,692 --> 00:02:00,262 ♪ Oh, what a wonderful day ♪ 29 00:02:00,262 --> 00:02:02,943 ♪ To make somebody happy ♪ 30 00:02:02,943 --> 00:02:07,943 ♪ Like you make me just being together tonight ♪ 31 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,637 ♪ Quite a combo, me and you ♪ 32 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:14,487 ♪ Baby, there's nothing we can't do ♪ 33 00:02:14,487 --> 00:02:16,911 ♪ There's no time for feeling blue ♪ 34 00:02:16,911 --> 00:02:19,798 ♪ When you know you're gonna make all your dreams come true ♪ 35 00:02:19,798 --> 00:02:23,505 ♪ When you know you're gonna make ♪ 36 00:02:23,505 --> 00:02:26,838 ♪ Your dreams come true ♪ 37 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,257 - [Owen] I love you. 38 00:02:31,257 --> 00:02:34,383 - [Chloe] Owe, I love you too. 39 00:02:34,383 --> 00:02:37,321 - Every time it snows, I'll be thinking of you. 40 00:02:37,321 --> 00:02:40,849 - Oh, I really do love you, Owen. 41 00:02:40,849 --> 00:02:42,542 I'm gonna miss you like mad. 42 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:43,509 - You won't have time to miss me 43 00:02:43,509 --> 00:02:45,454 'cause I'm coming out. 44 00:02:45,454 --> 00:02:47,712 I'm coming out to LA every chance I get. 45 00:02:47,712 --> 00:02:48,775 You know that, right? 46 00:02:48,775 --> 00:02:50,108 - Promise? 47 00:02:50,108 --> 00:02:51,956 - I'm your number one fan, aren't I? 48 00:02:51,956 --> 00:02:56,660 - (chuckles) No. You're the love of my life. 49 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:58,410 - Well, I'm that too. 50 00:03:01,173 --> 00:03:02,596 - Promise you'll visit? 51 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:04,051 - I promise. 52 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,634 (bright music) 53 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:15,340 I swear every day with her was like this. 54 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,961 I mean, my life was perfect. 55 00:03:17,961 --> 00:03:20,992 My career at the magazine was soaring 56 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:24,814 and my girlfriend had just become famous. 57 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:26,774 It's like living in a movie. 58 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,783 Beautiful snow-drenched kisses and perfect lighting 59 00:03:29,783 --> 00:03:32,094 and no one ever had to use the bathroom. 60 00:03:32,094 --> 00:03:33,246 (bright music) 61 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:36,208 (airplane whirring) 62 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:39,373 But now she was in LA blossoming 63 00:03:39,373 --> 00:03:41,572 and I was in New York drowning. 64 00:03:41,572 --> 00:03:45,386 So I decided I'd do something about it. 65 00:03:45,386 --> 00:03:47,206 I decided on a surprise visit, 66 00:03:47,206 --> 00:03:49,562 one where I would tell her that I'm moving out there 67 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,720 to be with her forever. 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,137 (bright music continues) 69 00:04:00,214 --> 00:04:02,750 - Okay, Stacey, what do you think? 70 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,357 - Mm, I've got two words for you. 71 00:04:05,357 --> 00:04:06,712 Lo-ser. 72 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,002 (audience laughs) 73 00:04:08,002 --> 00:04:09,319 - Maybe you're right. 74 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:10,843 (women grunting) 75 00:04:10,843 --> 00:04:13,190 (audience laughs) 76 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:16,484 - We need some serious help here. 77 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:18,582 - I know, but where are we gonna find two guys 78 00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:23,418 dumb enough to buy us new outfits and take us to the party? 79 00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:24,665 - [Both] Hello! 80 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,033 (audience laughs) 81 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,935 - And cut. That was great. 82 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,966 All right, people, let's break for lunch. 83 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:31,799 - You were great. 84 00:04:31,799 --> 00:04:34,088 - That was not great. 85 00:04:34,088 --> 00:04:36,446 I really could have nailed the scene. 86 00:04:36,446 --> 00:04:38,263 I'm so mad at myself. 87 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:39,455 - You were really in character there. 88 00:04:39,455 --> 00:04:41,650 I can feel the conflict between you guys. 89 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:43,876 - [Chloe] I didn't feel any conflict. 90 00:04:43,876 --> 00:04:44,709 - [Rodger] Is it the writing? 91 00:04:44,709 --> 00:04:45,542 - [Chloe] No, it's not the writing. 92 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:46,624 I think it's me. 93 00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:48,752 (bright music) 94 00:04:48,752 --> 00:04:50,821 - Studio hates the title. - Network does too. 95 00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:54,031 - Right, well, the important thing is that we agree. 96 00:04:54,031 --> 00:04:54,995 Let's go with it. 97 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,676 - [Producer] All right, can I talk to you? 98 00:04:56,676 --> 00:04:59,028 (producers speak indistinctly) 99 00:04:59,028 --> 00:05:01,969 - Fellas, hey, you know where Chloe Francis is? 100 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,480 - Yeah, right there. 101 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,315 (bright music continues) 102 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,463 - Hi, I'm looking for Chloe Francis. 103 00:05:09,463 --> 00:05:10,296 - I'll sign for them. 104 00:05:10,296 --> 00:05:11,310 - No, I don't need you to sign for these. 105 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,810 I'm her boyfriend. 106 00:05:13,719 --> 00:05:14,657 - Oh. 107 00:05:14,657 --> 00:05:16,900 (bright music continues) 108 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,319 I think she's in her trailer. 109 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,236 It's around the corner. 110 00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:25,093 (upbeat rock music) 111 00:05:32,294 --> 00:05:37,294 ♪ I'm gonna come down and make you see ♪ 112 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:42,073 ♪ Look at the one that I call my angel ♪ 113 00:05:43,128 --> 00:05:44,668 - Chloe? - Oh, Rodger. 114 00:05:44,668 --> 00:05:47,335 (Chloe moaning) 115 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:50,384 Owen? 116 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,200 ♪ Call my angel ♪ 117 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,083 (upbeat rock music continues) 118 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:56,000 - Surprise. 119 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,231 - Owen! 120 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:07,978 Owen! 121 00:06:12,721 --> 00:06:14,079 Owen, wait. 122 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:15,300 It's not what you think. 123 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,209 - [Owen] Oh, no? 124 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,125 I suppose you guys weren't having sex, huh? 125 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:19,780 He was just looking for his keys I guess. 126 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,802 (audience laughs) 127 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:24,552 - We were working on a scene. 128 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,124 - What, what, what, what kind of scene? 129 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,254 What, a scene were you were playing a barnyard animal? 130 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:31,087 (audience laughs) 131 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:34,186 - Will you stop? 132 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,103 You're embarrassing me. 133 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,494 - You're embarrassed? 134 00:06:39,494 --> 00:06:42,054 Jesus, Chloe, what do you think that makes me? 135 00:06:42,054 --> 00:06:43,387 - [Audience] Aw. 136 00:06:54,626 --> 00:06:56,404 (audience laughs) (upbeat rock music) 137 00:06:56,404 --> 00:07:00,321 (audience cheers and applauds) 138 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:10,749 - Come on, buddy. 139 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:13,661 You gotta fight through this. 140 00:07:13,661 --> 00:07:18,061 Remember, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. 141 00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:19,539 - Great. 142 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:23,087 So by the end of this, I should be Mr. fucking Universe. 143 00:07:23,087 --> 00:07:24,755 - Well, look on the bright side. 144 00:07:24,755 --> 00:07:26,640 You're a writer, right? 145 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,993 And all the best love songs were written about breakups. 146 00:07:28,993 --> 00:07:31,599 Maybe this will make you a better writer. 147 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:35,932 - Jack, I write blowjob pieces for a magazine, okay? 148 00:07:38,753 --> 00:07:40,224 All right? 149 00:07:40,224 --> 00:07:41,057 - [Interviewer] We're back talking 150 00:07:41,057 --> 00:07:44,301 with TV's latest it girl, Chloe Francis. 151 00:07:44,301 --> 00:07:47,018 Chloe, it seems as though you just came out of nowhere 152 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:49,709 and now you've become one of the biggest stars around. 153 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:51,329 How do you handle it? 154 00:07:51,329 --> 00:07:52,661 - Oh, well, lucky for me. 155 00:07:52,661 --> 00:07:54,941 I've got a great guy. 156 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,850 - Well, doesn't that ever prove to be difficult 157 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,246 dating your co-star? 158 00:07:58,246 --> 00:07:59,997 - Mm, are you kidding? 159 00:07:59,997 --> 00:08:01,472 Just the opposite. 160 00:08:01,472 --> 00:08:05,315 Makes going to work very rewarding, if you know what I mean. 161 00:08:05,315 --> 00:08:06,982 - Rewarding? How so? 162 00:08:08,273 --> 00:08:11,774 - Let's just say he put the beef in beefcake. 163 00:08:11,774 --> 00:08:13,695 - Oh my God. - Mm-hm. 164 00:08:13,695 --> 00:08:16,970 - [Interviewer] Do you mean... 165 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:18,619 - [Chloe] (chuckles) Yes. 166 00:08:18,619 --> 00:08:20,547 - Just a second. 167 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:22,880 (TV clicks) 168 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:31,534 (Owen retching) 169 00:08:31,534 --> 00:08:32,784 - So how is he? 170 00:08:34,093 --> 00:08:36,722 - Well, he moved from the bed to the couch, 171 00:08:36,722 --> 00:08:38,697 so I guess that's a good sign. 172 00:08:38,697 --> 00:08:39,530 - Mm. 173 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:40,773 I've got great news. 174 00:08:40,773 --> 00:08:43,629 Chloe called and she's coming to the wedding. 175 00:08:43,629 --> 00:08:44,876 - How is that great news? 176 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:47,147 - Well, see, I've been working on everybody's charts and- 177 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:48,595 - Oh, boy. 178 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,919 - Jack, they are meant for each other. 179 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:53,586 - Listen, I love you 180 00:08:54,694 --> 00:08:57,196 and I love that you love astrology. 181 00:08:57,196 --> 00:08:59,209 I even love that our sex life is dictated 182 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:01,144 by the moons of Venus. 183 00:09:01,144 --> 00:09:02,570 But I beg of you. 184 00:09:02,570 --> 00:09:04,551 Do not tell Owen what you just told me. 185 00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:06,699 - Not Owen and Chloe. 186 00:09:06,699 --> 00:09:08,032 Owen and Nadine. 187 00:09:09,656 --> 00:09:11,070 - Diane, no. 188 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:12,596 - But you have to. 189 00:09:12,596 --> 00:09:14,416 The stars are begging for it. 190 00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:15,480 - No, they're not. 191 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,853 I spoke with Orion's Belt last night 192 00:09:16,853 --> 00:09:20,436 and he specifically said, "Leave it alone." 193 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,061 - Do you remember how we met? 194 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:25,973 - Yes. 195 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:29,969 - You were standing near that balcony at that party 196 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,902 and I was so nervous coming up to you 197 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:33,370 that I stepped on your foot. 198 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:36,521 And do you remember what you said? 199 00:09:36,521 --> 00:09:38,874 - I said, "Hey, you just stepped on my foot." 200 00:09:38,874 --> 00:09:39,711 - Right. 201 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:42,234 And do you remember what I said? 202 00:09:42,234 --> 00:09:43,437 - Yeah. 203 00:09:43,437 --> 00:09:46,126 You said, "'Hey, you just stepped on my foot' 204 00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,268 is seven syllables," 205 00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:51,656 and seven is your lucky number for love. 206 00:09:51,656 --> 00:09:52,489 - Exactly. 207 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:56,665 You see, I was right about us, 208 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,748 and I'm right about them. 209 00:09:59,671 --> 00:10:01,419 - It's different, Diane. 210 00:10:01,419 --> 00:10:02,966 - Come on. 211 00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:05,976 He's your best man and she's my maid of honor. 212 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:08,143 I think it might be sweet. 213 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,734 - Sweet? 214 00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:11,847 Come on, you're my best man. 215 00:10:11,847 --> 00:10:13,215 She's Diane's maid of honor. 216 00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:15,145 I think it might be sweet. 217 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,465 - You think it might be sweet? 218 00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:17,778 I think you might be gay. 219 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,099 - Come on. You need a date. 220 00:10:19,099 --> 00:10:20,294 She needs a date. 221 00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:21,127 - See, this is where you're wrong. 222 00:10:21,127 --> 00:10:22,451 I do not need a date. - Yes. 223 00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:23,425 - I don't know where you get this in your head. 224 00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:24,258 I- - Freeze! 225 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:25,483 Put your arms up right now. 226 00:10:25,483 --> 00:10:26,774 Keep them up where I can see them. 227 00:10:26,774 --> 00:10:29,098 Turn around and get against the wall. 228 00:10:29,098 --> 00:10:29,991 - [Owen] Jesus. 229 00:10:29,991 --> 00:10:31,389 - Drop your pants, fuckball. 230 00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:32,333 - I'm sorry? - What? 231 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,066 - Drop your pants. 232 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:34,899 Drop 'em! 233 00:10:40,235 --> 00:10:42,028 Turn around. 234 00:10:42,028 --> 00:10:44,641 (commuters laugh) 235 00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:46,236 - It's a laundry day, all right? 236 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:47,860 - Say cheese, ladies. 237 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:48,765 (Greg laughs) 238 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:50,007 - Brady, are you outta your mind? 239 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:52,192 (policemen laugh) 240 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,268 What is wrong with you, man? 241 00:10:53,268 --> 00:10:54,513 - Hold on, one more! 242 00:10:54,513 --> 00:10:55,530 - What are you, a moron? 243 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,935 Why'd you do it in the middle of the... 244 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:58,381 (commuters laugh) 245 00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,214 (policeman laughs) 246 00:10:59,214 --> 00:11:00,047 - Oh my God, let me see. 247 00:11:00,047 --> 00:11:02,168 - Brady, I'm gonna punch you right in the mouth. 248 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:03,059 - You're too smart. 249 00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:04,172 - [Policeman] Let me see your shitbox. 250 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,699 - This is a New York City police officer. 251 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,186 This is how you do your job? 252 00:11:07,186 --> 00:11:09,141 This is your job? 253 00:11:09,141 --> 00:11:10,690 - This is how you treat your brother? 254 00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:12,211 Charming. Charming, Brady. 255 00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:14,573 (commuters laugh) 256 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:19,573 - Hey, I had to get a picture for my Christmas card, right? 257 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:20,841 Oh my God. 258 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:22,244 - Owen, Owen, Owen. 259 00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:24,677 Listen, I really think it might be a good idea 260 00:11:24,677 --> 00:11:26,030 if you take out Nadine. 261 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,016 - Now's not the time. 262 00:11:28,016 --> 00:11:30,154 Nadine (scoffs). 263 00:11:30,154 --> 00:11:33,123 - Look, Chloe's coming to the wedding. 264 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,090 - Chloe's coming to the wedding? 265 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:34,923 - Yeah. 266 00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:39,820 - Chloe's coming to the wedding. 267 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,288 Wow. 268 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:43,721 Hey, man, that's great. 269 00:11:43,721 --> 00:11:45,242 That's a really good thing, isn't it? 270 00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:46,209 - No, I, I don't think so. 271 00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:47,195 - Oh, no, I think it is. 272 00:11:47,195 --> 00:11:48,921 And if she's coming to the wedding, 273 00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:50,650 that means that she wants to talk to me. 274 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,809 - She- - And she wants to see me. 275 00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:54,809 - She's bringing a date. 276 00:11:57,956 --> 00:12:00,289 She's bringing the beefcake. 277 00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:04,251 (train whirring) 278 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:12,450 (bright music) 279 00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:20,092 - Hello. 280 00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:20,925 - Hi. 281 00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:21,758 - Can I take your coat? 282 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:22,591 - Yeah. Thank you. 283 00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:26,008 (bright music continues) 284 00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:28,448 - Thank you. 285 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,094 - Thank you. 286 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:31,261 - Hey, Nadine. 287 00:12:32,609 --> 00:12:34,131 - Owen. 288 00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:35,015 - Wow. 289 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,026 - Hi. 290 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,455 - You're beautiful. 291 00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:39,840 - Thanks (chuckles). 292 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,833 - I just mean I didn't expect you to be pretty. 293 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,947 - Thanks, I think (chuckles). 294 00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:47,905 - You know, 'cause pretty girls 295 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,991 usually don't go on blind dates. 296 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:51,824 - Oh, why? 297 00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:55,432 - 'Cause pretty girls have a street life 298 00:12:55,432 --> 00:12:57,751 about 10 seconds in New York City. 299 00:12:57,751 --> 00:12:59,983 - Is that so? - Yeah. 300 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,064 They're like the, 301 00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:04,015 they're like the pure bred dogs at the pound. 302 00:13:04,015 --> 00:13:05,784 They're the ones that go first. 303 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,174 (Owen chuckles) 304 00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:12,091 - Did you just compare me to a dog? 305 00:13:13,454 --> 00:13:15,314 You just compared me to a dog. 306 00:13:15,314 --> 00:13:16,532 - Not in the, not in the slightest. 307 00:13:16,532 --> 00:13:17,365 I, I, I. 308 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,685 I meant it like a good thing. 309 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:27,104 So Jack tells me that you work in television news. 310 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:29,876 (bright music) 311 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,209 Is that correct? 312 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,066 You're a news lady. 313 00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:46,955 Hello? 314 00:13:46,955 --> 00:13:47,788 You there? 315 00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:52,883 Are you not talking to me? 316 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:55,216 You're not gonna talk to me? 317 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:56,994 Unbelievable. 318 00:13:56,994 --> 00:14:00,618 Look, if this is about the dog thing, 319 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:03,309 I feel like I shouldn't have to apologize 320 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,815 because that was a compliment. 321 00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:06,648 - Hello. 322 00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:08,236 Would you like a drink before you order? 323 00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:09,069 - I don't know. 324 00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:12,152 Helen Keller, would you like a drink? 325 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,347 I can't believe this. 326 00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:16,680 She's not, uh... 327 00:14:19,702 --> 00:14:20,677 Okay, you know what? 328 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:21,912 I'll sit here until, 329 00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:24,983 listen, I am very sorry about, about the dog thing. 330 00:14:24,983 --> 00:14:27,267 I didn't mean to compare you to a dog, 331 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,206 or any woman to a dog for that matter. 332 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:31,039 I am sorry. 333 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:32,143 - I'll have a gin and tonic please. 334 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,288 - Gin and tonic. Okay. 335 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:35,705 And for you, sir? 336 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,357 - I'll have a tall glass of water. 337 00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:41,652 And I had never before let any of my girlfriends 338 00:14:41,652 --> 00:14:42,661 nibble on my ears. 339 00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,534 But with Chloe, it was fine. 340 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:46,489 And it was stuff like that, 341 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,283 the little things, you know? 342 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:51,539 I'm very obsessive compulsive about that kind of stuff. 343 00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:52,545 We were very much in love. 344 00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:53,378 - [Waitress] There you go. 345 00:14:53,378 --> 00:14:54,211 There's your salad. - Thank you. 346 00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:55,250 - [Waitress] You're welcome. 347 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,389 Enjoy. - Thank you. 348 00:14:57,389 --> 00:14:58,222 Good Lord. 349 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:03,867 I don't know why they do this constantly with the sauce. 350 00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:07,284 (bright music continues) 351 00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:12,883 - Use this. 352 00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:15,569 - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 353 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:20,923 See, I have this thing about condiments. 354 00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:24,673 You know, ketchup and mustard and mayonnaise. 355 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,219 - Yeah, I know what they are. 356 00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:27,259 - I don't understand them. 357 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,009 When I order a steak, 358 00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:32,082 it's because I want to taste the meat. 359 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,904 Why would I add ketchup? 360 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:35,076 - 'Cause it makes it taste better. 361 00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:36,604 - No, it doesn't. 362 00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:40,193 It's like air fresheners in bathrooms, you know? 363 00:15:40,193 --> 00:15:43,330 People spray a little pine scent 364 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:45,392 thinking that it'll hide the smell 365 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:46,988 when really it just ends up smelling 366 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,738 like someone took a shit in a Christmas tree. 367 00:15:59,315 --> 00:16:00,850 - Well, it was really nice to meet you. 368 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,517 - Oh, yeah, you too. 369 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,684 We should do this again sometime, yeah? 370 00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:07,357 - Yeah, that would be great. 371 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,954 - I guess I'll give you a call. 372 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,832 - You have my number. 373 00:16:10,832 --> 00:16:11,665 - Great. 374 00:16:11,665 --> 00:16:12,498 - Great. 375 00:16:15,256 --> 00:16:17,923 (taxi whirring) 376 00:16:20,321 --> 00:16:23,542 - Uh, yeah, I'll just get the next one. 377 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,375 - Thanks. 378 00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:31,433 (taxi whirring) 379 00:16:36,649 --> 00:16:38,594 - Now, don't lose your focus in there, right? 380 00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:40,102 Remember, you're the fox and they're the sheep. 381 00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,103 - I'm, I'm the fox. 382 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,726 - You're the fox and they're the sheep. 383 00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,942 You don't have to go and try and bang the entire herd. 384 00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:48,022 Just, you know, pick out one, make her your mark, 385 00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:48,855 and then you- - All right, listen. 386 00:16:48,855 --> 00:16:50,357 I'm not trying to bang anyone. 387 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,788 I'm looking for a nice girl, 388 00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:54,756 you know, preferably one not in the sheep family, 389 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:55,770 to take to this wedding 390 00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:59,348 so I don't look like a loser in front of Chloe. 391 00:16:59,348 --> 00:17:01,566 - You're the fox. They're the sheep. 392 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:02,709 - [Owen] I'm the fox. 393 00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:04,614 - [Date] You don't like tattoos? 394 00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:05,986 - No, I like them fine. 395 00:17:05,986 --> 00:17:07,109 You know what, I'm wondering, 396 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,484 what are those marks here? 397 00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:13,141 - Oh, those, um, those are my saddies. 398 00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:14,860 - Your saddies? 399 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,576 - I cut myself. 400 00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:17,659 - You, ooh... 401 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:21,125 That's great. 402 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,187 Anyway, uh. 403 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:25,728 - (chuckles) I'm telling you, 404 00:17:25,728 --> 00:17:27,634 you're gonna meet someone special tonight. 405 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:28,523 I can feel it. 406 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:30,786 - Oh God, just don't leave me with any freaks. 407 00:17:30,786 --> 00:17:32,556 - Hello, love. 408 00:17:32,556 --> 00:17:33,802 - Hi. 409 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,296 - You know what time it is? 410 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,299 - No, I'm sorry. 411 00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:38,412 I don't have a watch. 412 00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,286 - I love you. 413 00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:42,230 - You love me? 414 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,010 (Nadine chuckles) 415 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,010 Peace, John. 416 00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,891 - So you want to check out my gun, huh? 417 00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:50,305 - [Date] Is it loaded? 418 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:51,498 - [Brady] You bet. 419 00:17:51,498 --> 00:17:52,983 - Really? 420 00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:55,427 You mind if I put my hand on it? 421 00:17:55,427 --> 00:17:58,249 - (chuckles) 'Atta girl. 422 00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,582 - Okay. Leaving. 423 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:02,954 - You find a date to the wedding yet? 424 00:18:02,954 --> 00:18:04,371 - No, I have gas. 425 00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:08,102 This sucks and you're a freak. 426 00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:10,159 - I'm a freak. 427 00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:12,081 (date chuckles) 428 00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:14,340 - We are gonna meet your soulmate tonight. 429 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,198 - Oh, God. 430 00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:16,098 - What? 431 00:18:16,098 --> 00:18:18,404 I was right? You found him? 432 00:18:18,404 --> 00:18:19,237 Owen. 433 00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:22,262 He looks so cute tonight. 434 00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:23,679 - No, he doesn't. 435 00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,954 You think he looks cute? 436 00:18:26,954 --> 00:18:28,287 - A little cute. 437 00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:30,230 - Please don't come over here. 438 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,166 Please don't come over here. 439 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,714 Please don't come over here. 440 00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,989 Hello? What are you doing? 441 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,539 - [Diane] It's for your own good. 442 00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:38,372 He's a sweetheart. 443 00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:39,205 Hi, Owen. 444 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,153 - It's cool, huh, this place? 445 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,153 - Bye, Owen. 446 00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:44,234 - Hey. 447 00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:45,659 - Hey. - How are you? 448 00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,446 - Good. How are you? 449 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:48,279 - I'm all right. 450 00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:49,112 I'm really good. 451 00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:50,445 - Great. - Great. 452 00:18:51,753 --> 00:18:54,626 Listen, about the other week, 453 00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,151 you know, I'm really sorry that that took- 454 00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,452 - No, I should be sorry. 455 00:18:58,452 --> 00:19:00,025 - You were a little rude. 456 00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:00,858 - Me? - Yeah. 457 00:19:00,858 --> 00:19:02,222 - You couldn't stop talking about your ex-girlfriend 458 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:03,774 the whole time. 459 00:19:03,774 --> 00:19:05,418 - You gave me the silent treatment. 460 00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:07,331 - You compared our entrees 461 00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:10,062 to someone defecating on a Christmas tree. 462 00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:12,466 - Listen, I was just trying to do you a favor. 463 00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:13,309 - [Nadine] A favor? 464 00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:14,298 - Yeah. 465 00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:15,599 You know, Jack and Diane had said 466 00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,097 that you needed a date, right? 467 00:19:17,097 --> 00:19:19,136 So I thought I'd help out. 468 00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:21,743 (Nadine chuckles) 469 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,551 - Look, Owen, I don't know if you're aware of this, 470 00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:28,801 but a wedding is a very emotional time for a woman. 471 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:33,230 We become incredibly vulnerable and eager. 472 00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:37,957 - What are you saying? 473 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:41,874 - I'm saying that you could have gotten fucked. 474 00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:46,403 (Owen farts) 475 00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:53,887 - I have a, I have such a nervous stomach. 476 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:54,958 - Apparently. 477 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,006 - [Owen] I'm gonna go. 478 00:19:56,006 --> 00:19:58,589 (bright music) 479 00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:07,738 ♪ Didn't it rain, children ♪ 480 00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:10,160 ♪ Rain, oh my Lord ♪ 481 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,423 ♪ Didn't it, didn't it, didn't it ♪ 482 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,670 ♪ Oh my Lord ♪ 483 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:20,581 ♪ Didn't it rain ♪ 484 00:20:20,581 --> 00:20:22,150 ♪ Noah had been fishing ♪ 485 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,547 ♪ A many a year ♪ 486 00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,751 - She's got some set of lungs, huh? 487 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:26,902 - Oh, yeah. 488 00:20:26,902 --> 00:20:27,882 ♪ So Noah said ♪ 489 00:20:27,882 --> 00:20:28,939 - Look at those tits too. 490 00:20:28,939 --> 00:20:30,087 - What is wrong with you? 491 00:20:30,087 --> 00:20:31,537 ♪ But they kept on laughing ♪ 492 00:20:31,537 --> 00:20:33,379 ♪ Like they did not care ♪ 493 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:34,212 - What? 494 00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:36,815 ♪ Oh, so God told Noah, "Go build the ark" ♪ 495 00:20:36,815 --> 00:20:39,398 (bright music) 496 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:45,177 (guests chatter indistinctly) 497 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,402 - Hi. I'll have two glasses of champagne. 498 00:20:50,402 --> 00:20:51,402 - Yes, miss. 499 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:56,639 (bright music continues) 500 00:20:56,639 --> 00:20:57,710 - Thank you. 501 00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:58,543 - You're welcome. 502 00:20:58,543 --> 00:21:00,747 - [Waiter] Actually, I'd prefer a beer. 503 00:21:00,747 --> 00:21:01,774 - Hey you. 504 00:21:01,774 --> 00:21:03,110 - [Owen] Hey. 505 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:04,007 - Thanks. 506 00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:05,652 - I guess that's for Robert, right? 507 00:21:05,652 --> 00:21:06,606 - [Chloe] Rodger. 508 00:21:06,606 --> 00:21:07,507 - Rodger that. 509 00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:08,844 Rodger. 510 00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:11,702 (Chloe chuckles) 511 00:21:11,702 --> 00:21:12,918 - So- - So how- 512 00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:13,751 - [Chloe] How have you been? 513 00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:14,971 - I've been amazing. 514 00:21:14,971 --> 00:21:16,315 - Good. - I've been amazing. 515 00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:19,008 I've really been amazing. 516 00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:21,421 It is definitely, like, amazing how great I've been. 517 00:21:21,421 --> 00:21:23,504 - That's amazing. Really. 518 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,398 - And you are looking, you, how are you? 519 00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:28,744 How have you been? 520 00:21:28,744 --> 00:21:30,077 - I've been really good actually. 521 00:21:30,077 --> 00:21:30,976 - Have you? - Yeah. 522 00:21:30,976 --> 00:21:32,503 I mean, the show's doing so great 523 00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:33,841 and I've been really busy, 524 00:21:33,841 --> 00:21:35,655 and I'm on hiatus right now, 525 00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:40,227 so finally I've gotten a chance to just marinate. 526 00:21:40,227 --> 00:21:41,144 - Marinate? 527 00:21:42,294 --> 00:21:44,452 - Just chilling. 528 00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:47,207 - I thought you turned into a chicken dish or something. 529 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:51,648 You're picking up this little language in hell-A 530 00:21:51,648 --> 00:21:55,050 that I'm not accustomed to, so I'm a little... 531 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,786 - Right. Okay. 532 00:21:56,786 --> 00:21:57,990 Well, I should go. 533 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:58,823 - Wait, wait, I'm sorry. 534 00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:00,880 I'm, I'm sorry. 535 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,041 I'm really sorry. 536 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:05,458 Can we just, just talk for like a second? 537 00:22:06,815 --> 00:22:09,547 - Owen, there is nothing to talk about. 538 00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:11,029 - There's plenty to talk about. 539 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,072 Yes, there is. 540 00:22:12,072 --> 00:22:13,101 What about why? 541 00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:14,110 Can we talk about- - Why? 542 00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:16,898 - Why you did what you did? 543 00:22:16,898 --> 00:22:18,564 - Do you honestly think this is the time or the place 544 00:22:18,564 --> 00:22:19,425 to talk about things? 545 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,142 - Well, I- - No, it's not. 546 00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,193 Owen, I don't know what else to say to you 547 00:22:23,193 --> 00:22:25,084 except I am sorry. 548 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:26,482 I'm sorry this is hard for you. 549 00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:27,840 I'm sorry you're hurting. 550 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,709 I didn't mean to fall in love with Rodger, okay? 551 00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:31,900 It just happened. 552 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,369 - Just happened? - Yes. 553 00:22:34,369 --> 00:22:36,454 - No, spilling your drink just happens. 554 00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:38,302 Losing your wallet just happens. 555 00:22:38,302 --> 00:22:41,969 But fucking your costar doesn't just happen. 556 00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:43,865 - Thanks. 557 00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:47,989 - Hey, did they come up with a new word 558 00:22:47,989 --> 00:22:51,572 for cruel, heartless, lying bitch? 559 00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,282 - [Guest] No, baby, it's those guys. 560 00:22:53,282 --> 00:22:54,760 (guests chatter indistinctly) 561 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,293 - It's definitely amazing how good I've been. 562 00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,138 Can you tell? 563 00:22:58,138 --> 00:23:00,721 (bright music) 564 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:06,603 (water sploshing) 565 00:23:10,743 --> 00:23:14,246 (bright music continues) 566 00:23:14,246 --> 00:23:17,079 (water sploshing) 567 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:27,515 (bright music continues) 568 00:23:31,113 --> 00:23:31,946 - Hey! 569 00:23:34,104 --> 00:23:36,604 Looks like we've got a looker. 570 00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:39,209 - Are you talking to me? 571 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,539 - You looked. I saw him look. 572 00:23:40,539 --> 00:23:41,372 - I'm sorry? - Uh-huh. 573 00:23:41,372 --> 00:23:43,886 We pick a spot on the wall and we focus on it. 574 00:23:43,886 --> 00:23:45,065 - Dude, you're looking at my dick? 575 00:23:45,065 --> 00:23:46,392 - Mind your business. 576 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,551 Wait, I, sir, I have a, I wasn't looking. 577 00:23:48,551 --> 00:23:49,754 First of all, I have a neck condition 578 00:23:49,754 --> 00:23:51,240 and I was stretching my neck. 579 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,615 Listen, I had dropped something on the ground. 580 00:23:53,615 --> 00:23:54,996 He was looking at me. 581 00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:55,982 - Yeah. 582 00:23:55,982 --> 00:23:57,982 No window shopping, pal. 583 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,799 - That thing is huge. 584 00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:03,586 (bright music continues) 585 00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:07,894 (guests chatter indistinctly) 586 00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:08,727 - Hey! 587 00:24:08,727 --> 00:24:12,144 (bright music continues) 588 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:17,738 - [Brady] Yeah, baby, yeah. 589 00:24:17,738 --> 00:24:19,810 - Oh my God. - (gasps) Oh no. 590 00:24:19,810 --> 00:24:20,984 - Turn the light out, huh? 591 00:24:20,984 --> 00:24:22,651 (singer gasping) 592 00:24:22,651 --> 00:24:23,675 It's all right, babe. 593 00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:24,925 It's all right. 594 00:24:25,847 --> 00:24:28,597 (glass clinking) 595 00:24:30,479 --> 00:24:32,062 - Hi. Hi, I'm Owen. 596 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,687 I'm not really too good at public speaking, 597 00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:38,543 so if I could just have one moment of your time. 598 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:41,117 I would like to propose a toast 599 00:24:41,117 --> 00:24:43,700 to our bride and groom tonight. 600 00:24:44,658 --> 00:24:47,615 Shakespeare said, "Love comforteth 601 00:24:47,615 --> 00:24:50,389 like sunshine after rain." 602 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:55,389 E.E. Cummings said, "Love is the whole and more than all." 603 00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:58,604 My brother Brady says, 604 00:24:58,604 --> 00:25:01,012 "Love is like a two on one," right? 605 00:25:01,012 --> 00:25:02,150 (guests laugh) 606 00:25:02,150 --> 00:25:03,758 - Hey. 607 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:06,221 - Lots of people say they've had it, 608 00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:07,959 but very few actually have. 609 00:25:07,959 --> 00:25:10,542 (guests laugh) 610 00:25:15,393 --> 00:25:17,476 But frankly, love stinks. 611 00:25:20,629 --> 00:25:21,609 I mean, if you think about it, 612 00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:24,367 it's all downhill after the first year. 613 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:26,687 It's bad morning breath. 614 00:25:26,687 --> 00:25:30,443 God, it's having to remember to leave the toilet seat down. 615 00:25:30,443 --> 00:25:33,355 More often than not, love is what kicks you in the gut 616 00:25:33,355 --> 00:25:35,772 and leaves you left for dead. 617 00:25:37,443 --> 00:25:39,943 (Brady sighs) 618 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:50,504 But love is what makes morning breath taste like wine. 619 00:25:51,365 --> 00:25:54,558 It makes remembering to leave the toilet seat down 620 00:25:54,558 --> 00:25:57,778 a grander gesture than holding the queen's train. 621 00:25:57,778 --> 00:26:00,521 It's the hand that picks you up off the ground. 622 00:26:00,521 --> 00:26:02,733 And love gives us hope. 623 00:26:02,733 --> 00:26:05,767 And it's the hope that we'll be able to show ourselves 624 00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:07,625 to someone else 625 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:10,392 and they'll be able to show themselves to us 626 00:26:10,392 --> 00:26:14,975 and somehow, for some reason, we'll feel more complete. 627 00:26:16,864 --> 00:26:21,864 In the end, love is what makes us get up in the morning 628 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,208 and try again. 629 00:26:24,662 --> 00:26:27,745 And when I look at these two up here, 630 00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:32,992 I can't wait to set my alarm clock for a new day. 631 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,554 So to Jack and Diane. 632 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:38,283 (guests cheer and applaud) 633 00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:40,866 (gentle music) 634 00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:54,263 (gentle music continues) 635 00:27:04,315 --> 00:27:06,646 (gentle music continues) 636 00:27:06,646 --> 00:27:09,837 - That was a beautiful speech you gave earlier. 637 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,392 - It wasn't half bad, was it? 638 00:27:11,392 --> 00:27:12,475 - Not at all. 639 00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:16,224 Actually half good. 640 00:27:16,224 --> 00:27:17,641 - It's half good. 641 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,785 - Let's go get a drink somewhere. 642 00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:23,064 - Yeah? 643 00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:23,897 - Yeah. 644 00:27:25,406 --> 00:27:27,339 I just feel like I'm dating myself. 645 00:27:27,339 --> 00:27:28,738 - Dating yourself? 646 00:27:28,738 --> 00:27:31,594 - See, my boyfriend Jeffrey and I broke up six months ago. 647 00:27:31,594 --> 00:27:33,609 - Why'd you guys break up? 648 00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:35,486 - I realized that our relationship had run its course 649 00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:39,882 so one day, I, I come home and I sit him down 650 00:27:39,882 --> 00:27:43,643 and I'm like, you know, "I can't take this anymore. 651 00:27:43,643 --> 00:27:46,440 I need, you know, more." 652 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,464 And... 653 00:27:47,464 --> 00:27:49,409 - And he broke your heart and he dumped you. 654 00:27:49,409 --> 00:27:53,588 - (scoffs) No, no. He proposed. 655 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:55,044 - I didn't see that coming. 656 00:27:55,044 --> 00:27:56,582 - Yeah, yeah, me neither. - Wow. 657 00:27:56,582 --> 00:27:59,636 - So, so anyway, you know, I'm sitting there 658 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,989 and I've got, I've got all these images 659 00:28:01,989 --> 00:28:02,922 going through my head. 660 00:28:02,922 --> 00:28:05,627 Like, you know, my mother is crying 661 00:28:05,627 --> 00:28:06,916 and I'm the blushing bride 662 00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:09,883 and my father's giving me away, you know? 663 00:28:09,883 --> 00:28:11,466 And then it hit me. 664 00:28:12,754 --> 00:28:14,463 You know, I never imagined 665 00:28:14,463 --> 00:28:16,280 walking down the aisle with this guy. 666 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,410 You know, I never saw him bouncing our kid on his knee. 667 00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:20,088 You know, it was just, 668 00:28:20,088 --> 00:28:23,727 it wasn't matching the picture in my head, you know? 669 00:28:23,727 --> 00:28:25,977 So I ended it. That was it. 670 00:28:28,531 --> 00:28:30,086 - You tell this guy you're gonna leave him 671 00:28:30,086 --> 00:28:32,477 unless he proposes to you 672 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,620 and so he does 673 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:36,361 and you break up with him anyway. 674 00:28:36,361 --> 00:28:37,194 - Well, yeah. 675 00:28:37,194 --> 00:28:41,851 - Boy, I hope we never fall in love (chuckles). 676 00:28:41,851 --> 00:28:45,351 - Don't worry about that, all right, Owen? 677 00:28:46,401 --> 00:28:48,590 - She didn't like to sleep alone. 678 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:50,162 So on the nights I couldn't be there, 679 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,071 she would get "The New York Post." 680 00:28:52,071 --> 00:28:53,177 - "The Post?" 681 00:28:53,177 --> 00:28:57,066 - I know, it sounds weird, but, yeah, it would soothe her. 682 00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:59,743 She would lay in bed and she would read this newspaper 683 00:28:59,743 --> 00:29:02,879 and it would, it would take her mind off of being alone. 684 00:29:02,879 --> 00:29:05,879 Anyway, after the whole horrible scene 685 00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:07,236 of me walking in on them, 686 00:29:07,236 --> 00:29:10,684 I decide that I'm gonna forgive her 687 00:29:10,684 --> 00:29:12,647 and so I search all over LA 688 00:29:12,647 --> 00:29:15,466 and I find this copy of "The New York Post" 689 00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:18,279 and I bring it to her door. 690 00:29:18,279 --> 00:29:20,225 And I didn't say a word. 691 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:22,558 I just handed it over to her 692 00:29:23,499 --> 00:29:27,332 and she looks at me and says, "I don't get it. 693 00:29:28,303 --> 00:29:31,439 Am I in the paper again or something?" 694 00:29:31,439 --> 00:29:32,606 - Ugh. My God. 695 00:29:34,663 --> 00:29:36,037 That's awful. 696 00:29:36,037 --> 00:29:37,620 - Tell me about it. 697 00:29:40,692 --> 00:29:43,293 (bright music) 698 00:29:43,293 --> 00:29:46,126 (Nadine chuckles) 699 00:29:48,683 --> 00:29:49,767 - Oh, I'm sorry. 700 00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:52,636 You don't look like you're laughing very hard. 701 00:29:52,636 --> 00:29:55,303 (Nadine laughs) 702 00:29:56,567 --> 00:29:57,817 - Okay. - Sorry. 703 00:29:59,747 --> 00:30:03,146 - You have a great smile, you know that? 704 00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,729 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 705 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:08,950 All right, so I think we should probably call it 706 00:30:08,950 --> 00:30:10,742 a night, yeah? 707 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,082 - Listen, I wanted to thank you 708 00:30:12,082 --> 00:30:14,582 for taking pity on me tonight. 709 00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:16,717 - I didn't take pity on you. 710 00:30:16,717 --> 00:30:18,758 - Hey, it's just, I'm not complaining, you know, 711 00:30:18,758 --> 00:30:20,203 but it's like, don't get me wrong. 712 00:30:20,203 --> 00:30:22,978 I'm not above cheap affection. 713 00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:23,811 Oh, yeah? 714 00:30:23,811 --> 00:30:25,619 - Well, then you're not gonna get a good night kiss from me 715 00:30:25,619 --> 00:30:27,942 if that's what you're saying. 716 00:30:27,942 --> 00:30:28,775 - No? 717 00:30:28,775 --> 00:30:29,608 - No, no. 718 00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:33,133 - How about a sympathy fuck? 719 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,230 - Okay, I was so enjoying myself. 720 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:36,700 - I went too far. 721 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:40,117 (bright music continues) 722 00:30:49,277 --> 00:30:51,717 (Owen speaks indistinctly) 723 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:55,134 (bright music continues) 724 00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,358 - What are you telling me here? 725 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,510 - Look, it's not a big deal. 726 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,487 It's not like I'm cheating on Diane. 727 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,756 She's some girl on the internet. 728 00:31:03,756 --> 00:31:04,598 - It's not that big a deal? 729 00:31:04,598 --> 00:31:05,884 Can I remind you of something? 730 00:31:05,884 --> 00:31:06,717 You're married. 731 00:31:06,717 --> 00:31:07,607 - Look, we talk. 732 00:31:07,607 --> 00:31:09,622 We email each other. That's it. 733 00:31:09,622 --> 00:31:11,362 - What's her email address? 734 00:31:11,362 --> 00:31:12,479 - Yeah, like I'd tell you. 735 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:13,669 - Come on, we're all friends. 736 00:31:13,669 --> 00:31:14,871 - Okay. 737 00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:16,940 Jen@pussyyoucanthave.com. 738 00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:18,741 (Jack and Owen laugh) 739 00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:20,883 - Hey, Owen, you ought to try this internet stuff. 740 00:31:20,883 --> 00:31:22,546 It's almost like real pussy. 741 00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:25,503 - Ah, I don't know if his new girlfriend would like that. 742 00:31:25,503 --> 00:31:28,555 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nadine? 743 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:29,465 You banging her? 744 00:31:29,465 --> 00:31:31,136 - No, I'm not sleeping with her. 745 00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:34,013 She's, um, helping me with Chloe. 746 00:31:34,013 --> 00:31:36,367 So I, if we started sleeping together, 747 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:40,187 then I wouldn't be able to ask her any advice about Chloe. 748 00:31:40,187 --> 00:31:42,303 - Hold on, let me get this straight. 749 00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:43,983 You don't wanna have sex with this woman 750 00:31:43,983 --> 00:31:45,185 'cause you want to talk to her 751 00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:47,524 about another woman you're not having sex with. 752 00:31:47,524 --> 00:31:49,709 - It's like, it's like having a friend in the enemy camp. 753 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,158 You know how you have all these questions 754 00:31:51,158 --> 00:31:52,579 you want to ask your girlfriend, 755 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:57,579 but you can't because, well, because she's your girlfriend. 756 00:31:58,236 --> 00:31:59,069 - [Both] No. 757 00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:00,338 - No? Well, normal people do. 758 00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:02,911 See, with her, I can ask all that stuff 759 00:32:02,911 --> 00:32:06,649 because we're not on the same team. 760 00:32:06,649 --> 00:32:08,287 We're like two free agents 761 00:32:08,287 --> 00:32:11,226 trying to help each other get better contracts. 762 00:32:11,226 --> 00:32:14,693 And I'm learning all kinds of little secrets 763 00:32:14,693 --> 00:32:17,084 about how women think. 764 00:32:17,084 --> 00:32:19,030 - Secrets, huh? 765 00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:19,863 Hey, do me a favor. 766 00:32:19,863 --> 00:32:21,095 Could you ask her a question for me? 767 00:32:21,095 --> 00:32:22,377 - No. 768 00:32:22,377 --> 00:32:23,210 - [Brady] I'm serious. 769 00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:24,043 I got a legitimate question. - Fine. 770 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,176 What's your legitimate question? 771 00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:28,848 - Ask her if she thinks 14 inches is too big. 772 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:32,070 - [Jack] Oh, that hurts (laughs). 773 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:34,618 - This is the best Valentine's Day ever. 774 00:32:34,618 --> 00:32:35,451 - Aw. 775 00:32:35,451 --> 00:32:38,536 Well, you are the best Valentine ever. 776 00:32:38,536 --> 00:32:40,953 - Oh God, I love you so much. 777 00:32:42,248 --> 00:32:43,081 - Mm. 778 00:32:44,418 --> 00:32:46,756 - Oh, I'm the luckiest man in the world. 779 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,298 (Audrey chuckles) 780 00:32:48,298 --> 00:32:49,465 - Jeffrey. Hi. 781 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,387 - Hello, Nadine. 782 00:32:53,402 --> 00:32:54,860 Uh, this is my girlfriend, Audrey. 783 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:56,065 - Hi. - Your girlfriend? 784 00:32:56,065 --> 00:32:56,898 - [Jeffrey] Yeah. 785 00:32:56,898 --> 00:32:58,579 - She's not your girlfriend. 786 00:32:58,579 --> 00:33:01,322 - Nadine, please don't do this. 787 00:33:01,322 --> 00:33:02,276 - Hi, I'm Owen. 788 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:03,958 - (gasps) Oh my God. - You're shaking hands 789 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:04,791 with him? 790 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:05,624 - [Audrey] Are you okay? 791 00:33:05,624 --> 00:33:06,713 Here. - He's fine. 792 00:33:06,713 --> 00:33:08,706 You're not supposed to have a girlfriend right now. 793 00:33:08,706 --> 00:33:10,927 You're supposed to be sitting at home eating ice cream 794 00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:13,179 and pining over me. 795 00:33:13,179 --> 00:33:15,450 Did he tell you that I broke up with him, hm? 796 00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:17,200 Did he tell you that? 797 00:33:18,589 --> 00:33:20,394 Don't give me that look. 798 00:33:20,394 --> 00:33:21,227 - What look? 799 00:33:21,227 --> 00:33:23,391 - That, "Oh, Nadine, I'm so sorry you're gonna end up 800 00:33:23,391 --> 00:33:24,663 a weird old lady in the neighborhood 801 00:33:24,663 --> 00:33:26,594 who's buying cat food at the local deli 802 00:33:26,594 --> 00:33:27,497 and everyone laughs at her 803 00:33:27,497 --> 00:33:32,266 because they all know she doesn't even have cats," look. 804 00:33:32,266 --> 00:33:33,933 - Let's go. - Mm-hm. 805 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:36,733 Who was that? 806 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:42,191 - Why is it that every time someone breaks up with me, 807 00:33:42,191 --> 00:33:44,717 I spend the next year of my life 808 00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:46,753 trying to get back together with them? 809 00:33:46,753 --> 00:33:48,415 But I broke up with him, you know, 810 00:33:48,415 --> 00:33:52,999 and he doesn't want to get back together with me. 811 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:55,114 - Do you want to get back together with him? 812 00:33:55,114 --> 00:33:55,947 - No. 813 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,383 That's not the point. 814 00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:05,216 The point is, he should want to get back together with me. 815 00:34:07,887 --> 00:34:08,950 What are you doing? 816 00:34:08,950 --> 00:34:10,913 - Will you be my Valentine? 817 00:34:10,913 --> 00:34:13,277 (Nadine chuckles) 818 00:34:13,277 --> 00:34:14,661 - Come on. 819 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,035 - Come on. It's Valentine's Day. 820 00:34:16,035 --> 00:34:17,686 And, you know, we're, we're, we're both single. 821 00:34:17,686 --> 00:34:20,420 So we can either, you know, both go home solo 822 00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:25,246 or we can try to stay together and have some fun. 823 00:34:25,246 --> 00:34:27,657 - [Nadine] What will we do? 824 00:34:27,657 --> 00:34:28,574 - Anything. 825 00:34:32,475 --> 00:34:34,890 - You know, there is something I've always wanted to do. 826 00:34:34,890 --> 00:34:36,363 - [Owen] What's that? 827 00:34:36,363 --> 00:34:38,705 - Paint the town red. 828 00:34:38,705 --> 00:34:40,021 Let's paint the town red. 829 00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,173 - [Owen] Yeah, okay, you know, my whole life 830 00:34:41,173 --> 00:34:43,203 I've never known exactly what that means. 831 00:34:43,203 --> 00:34:44,905 - Oh, it's like in the old movies 832 00:34:44,905 --> 00:34:47,644 when the two lovers walk arm in arm down Broadway 833 00:34:47,644 --> 00:34:51,767 with the lights of the marquees superimposed over them. 834 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:55,655 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 835 00:34:55,655 --> 00:34:58,753 ♪ Ding, ding, ding went the bell ♪ 836 00:34:58,753 --> 00:35:01,774 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 837 00:35:01,774 --> 00:35:03,845 ♪ Ding, ding, ding went the bell ♪ 838 00:35:03,845 --> 00:35:05,802 - I think, I hope you're gonna love it. 839 00:35:05,802 --> 00:35:07,124 - Oh, I'm sure gonna love it. 840 00:35:07,124 --> 00:35:08,371 I hope you're gonna like yours. 841 00:35:08,371 --> 00:35:10,947 Mine is so much smaller than yours is. 842 00:35:10,947 --> 00:35:13,493 - Yeah, it's not the size that counts. 843 00:35:13,493 --> 00:35:15,409 All right, well, you first. 844 00:35:15,409 --> 00:35:16,336 - Oh, me? 845 00:35:16,336 --> 00:35:17,234 - Yeah. - Okay, well, then here. 846 00:35:17,234 --> 00:35:18,542 Don't open yours till I open mine. 847 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:20,209 - Okay. - All right? 848 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:23,332 (Nadine chuckles) 849 00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:26,062 Let's see what we've got here. 850 00:35:26,062 --> 00:35:28,919 (gasps) What is this, Snoopy? 851 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:29,842 - Yeah. 852 00:35:29,842 --> 00:35:31,269 - Oh! - Do you like it? 853 00:35:31,269 --> 00:35:32,102 - Hey. 854 00:35:33,485 --> 00:35:35,380 Oh, this is terrific. 855 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:37,916 - Oh, it's 'cause you've got cold feet. 856 00:35:37,916 --> 00:35:39,065 - I what? 857 00:35:39,065 --> 00:35:41,808 - Because, you know, you're scared to get back out there. 858 00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:44,385 You've got cold feet, you know? 859 00:35:44,385 --> 00:35:46,034 You know, to warm them up, 860 00:35:46,034 --> 00:35:48,077 help you get back in the game. 861 00:35:48,077 --> 00:35:49,801 - These are wonderful. - You like it really? 862 00:35:49,801 --> 00:35:51,215 - Ah, thank you so much. - Oh, good, good. 863 00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:52,267 - Thank you. 864 00:35:52,267 --> 00:35:53,295 - Oh, great. 865 00:35:53,295 --> 00:35:55,122 - Oh, man. Okay, your turn. 866 00:35:55,122 --> 00:35:57,249 - All right. Here I go. 867 00:35:57,249 --> 00:36:00,166 (Nadine vocalizes) 868 00:36:01,689 --> 00:36:02,522 A mirror. 869 00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:04,546 Uh, am I vain? 870 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,603 - No, uh, I was thinking 871 00:36:09,797 --> 00:36:14,052 that your smile cheers me up when I'm down 872 00:36:14,052 --> 00:36:18,195 and so I was thinking that the next time you're down, 873 00:36:18,195 --> 00:36:20,393 all you need to do is look in that mirror 874 00:36:20,393 --> 00:36:24,060 and, and show yourself your beautiful smile. 875 00:36:27,873 --> 00:36:31,444 - You know, that's the sweetest thing 876 00:36:31,444 --> 00:36:33,209 anyone's ever said to me. 877 00:36:33,209 --> 00:36:34,624 - Yeah? - Yeah. 878 00:36:34,624 --> 00:36:38,471 This mirror is, it's, it's beautiful. 879 00:36:38,471 --> 00:36:40,045 Oh, it's so beautiful. - I'm glad you like it. 880 00:36:40,045 --> 00:36:40,878 Yeah, isn't it? 881 00:36:40,878 --> 00:36:41,711 - I love it, I love it. - That's what I thought too. 882 00:36:41,711 --> 00:36:42,544 Thank you. 883 00:36:42,544 --> 00:36:43,377 - Thank you. - Thank you. 884 00:36:43,377 --> 00:36:45,272 These are too funny (chuckles). 885 00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:46,378 - Oh, this is so great. 886 00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:47,351 Thank you so much. 887 00:36:47,351 --> 00:36:48,461 - You're very welcome. 888 00:36:48,461 --> 00:36:49,412 Feel better? 889 00:36:49,412 --> 00:36:51,370 - I feel great. 890 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:53,870 You know, I know what you really did mean though. 891 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:55,612 I hope you know that. 892 00:36:55,612 --> 00:36:58,293 You think I have a fat ass, don't you? 893 00:36:58,293 --> 00:37:00,175 (Owen laughs) 894 00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:01,008 You do. - How, how could, 895 00:37:01,008 --> 00:37:02,891 how could you interpret what I just gave you 896 00:37:02,891 --> 00:37:04,850 as me telling you you have a fat ass? 897 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:05,984 - Because. 898 00:37:05,984 --> 00:37:08,319 Because you never, you know, you never say to me, 899 00:37:08,319 --> 00:37:10,896 "Oh, Nadine, you look so radiant today," 900 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,279 or, "Oh, Nadine, you look so sexy in that dress." 901 00:37:13,279 --> 00:37:16,188 You always say, "Hey, Nadine, you have such a great smile." 902 00:37:16,188 --> 00:37:17,339 - [Owen] I understand. 903 00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:18,445 You got great tits. 904 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,026 (gentle music) 905 00:37:21,026 --> 00:37:24,648 (traffic whirring) 906 00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:26,144 - [Nadine] Are you sure this is okay? 907 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:27,476 - Sure. 908 00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,481 You know, they've got bring your daughter to workday. 909 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:31,127 We'll call this bring your best girl friend 910 00:37:31,127 --> 00:37:33,535 who you're not sleeping with to work day. 911 00:37:33,535 --> 00:37:35,443 - Yeah, but she's your ex and you haven't seen her in months 912 00:37:35,443 --> 00:37:36,635 and she cheated on you 913 00:37:36,635 --> 00:37:38,968 and now you're gonna interview her. 914 00:37:38,968 --> 00:37:40,829 - Listen, feel no need to sugarcoat it. 915 00:37:40,829 --> 00:37:44,496 It's not like I'm sensitive about it at all. 916 00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:48,641 Right this way. 917 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,394 I actually feel good about this. 918 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,493 I think this interview with Chloe's 919 00:37:51,493 --> 00:37:52,658 gonna be a good thing for me. 920 00:37:52,658 --> 00:37:55,199 (upbeat music) 921 00:37:55,199 --> 00:37:56,568 - I love this new look. (telephone ringing) 922 00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:59,548 (crew chatters indistinctly) 923 00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:02,548 (telephone ringing) 924 00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,411 (camera shutter clicking) 925 00:38:05,411 --> 00:38:08,828 (upbeat music continues) 926 00:38:10,882 --> 00:38:14,382 (camera shutter clicking) 927 00:38:18,466 --> 00:38:19,595 - You're gonna be great. 928 00:38:19,595 --> 00:38:20,553 - Yeah. Thanks. 929 00:38:20,553 --> 00:38:22,136 Can you, uh? - Yeah. 930 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,695 - You look real good, Owen. 931 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,028 - Thank you. 932 00:38:28,028 --> 00:38:28,958 - Good luck. 933 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:30,214 - Just... - I'm gonna be... 934 00:38:30,214 --> 00:38:31,214 Yeah. - Cool. 935 00:38:32,122 --> 00:38:37,122 (telephone ringing) (upbeat music continues) 936 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:39,875 - Hey, you. 937 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:40,708 - [Owen] Hey you. 938 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:41,541 - How are you? 939 00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:42,374 - I'm very well. 940 00:38:42,374 --> 00:38:43,632 Good to see you. - Nice to see you. 941 00:38:43,632 --> 00:38:44,465 - Nice seeing you. 942 00:38:44,465 --> 00:38:45,569 - I cannot believe you're doing this interview. 943 00:38:45,569 --> 00:38:47,167 Oh, I'm so sorry. 944 00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:48,421 - What happened? - Can I get some help? 945 00:38:48,421 --> 00:38:50,250 I got some makeup on his face. 946 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,083 - No, it's okay. 947 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,041 - No, it's black. Look. 948 00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:53,256 - No, it's okay. 949 00:38:53,256 --> 00:38:54,164 Oh, no, no. 950 00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:55,000 (telephone ringing) 951 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,022 - Strange it won't come off. 952 00:38:56,022 --> 00:38:58,498 I can't tell if that's stubble or black. 953 00:38:58,498 --> 00:38:59,331 - Is it on my ear? 954 00:38:59,331 --> 00:39:00,740 Oh my, oh my. 955 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,664 No, it's all right. 956 00:39:01,664 --> 00:39:03,200 I don't, I don't need to. 957 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,180 No, no. 958 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,146 It's not really that... 959 00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,146 No, I'm okay. I am okay. 960 00:39:08,356 --> 00:39:09,224 Really. 961 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:11,422 (upbeat music continues) 962 00:39:11,422 --> 00:39:12,255 - Okay. 963 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:17,625 Well, this is gonna be a great interview. 964 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:18,458 - Yeah. 965 00:39:23,434 --> 00:39:26,253 (telephone ringing) 966 00:39:26,253 --> 00:39:27,820 - Would you like something to drink? 967 00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,792 - Yes. Water would be fine. 968 00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:30,625 Thank you. 969 00:39:31,774 --> 00:39:34,524 So basically what I'm going to do 970 00:39:35,515 --> 00:39:37,328 is lob up some softball questions 971 00:39:37,328 --> 00:39:39,417 that will make you look good. 972 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:40,317 We'll promote your TV show 973 00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:43,453 and hopefully sell some of my magazines, okay? 974 00:39:43,453 --> 00:39:44,945 So should we get started? 975 00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:46,925 - Mm, that sounds great. 976 00:39:46,925 --> 00:39:49,235 And I'll do my best to put on a fake smile 977 00:39:49,235 --> 00:39:51,545 while I suffer through the same dumbass questions 978 00:39:51,545 --> 00:39:53,604 that I've answered 500 other times. 979 00:39:53,604 --> 00:39:54,856 - Fantastic. 980 00:39:54,856 --> 00:39:55,689 - Mm-hm. 981 00:39:55,689 --> 00:39:57,356 - Let's get started. 982 00:39:58,909 --> 00:40:01,576 How much better is your life now 983 00:40:04,219 --> 00:40:05,604 than before you were famous? 984 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,512 - Oh, I mean, there's no comparison. 985 00:40:08,512 --> 00:40:10,218 I mean, I've always been really hot, 986 00:40:10,218 --> 00:40:12,094 so people kissed my ass my whole life. 987 00:40:12,094 --> 00:40:13,511 But now that I'm famous, 988 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:15,319 I mean, it's on a whole other level. 989 00:40:15,319 --> 00:40:17,657 Now everybody kisses my ass. 990 00:40:17,657 --> 00:40:18,490 - Even me. 991 00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:20,945 And I had my heart ripped out by you. 992 00:40:20,945 --> 00:40:24,169 (Owen and Chloe laugh) 993 00:40:24,169 --> 00:40:25,496 - [Chloe] See how great it is? 994 00:40:25,496 --> 00:40:26,329 - I sure do. 995 00:40:26,329 --> 00:40:28,662 Now, what's up next for you? 996 00:40:29,972 --> 00:40:32,753 - Well, my publicist and I decided to tell everyone 997 00:40:32,753 --> 00:40:35,596 that I'm taking small parts in smart indie movies. 998 00:40:35,596 --> 00:40:36,429 - Mm. 999 00:40:36,429 --> 00:40:37,512 - But really, 1000 00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:41,363 I gave the studio exec in LA 1001 00:40:43,286 --> 00:40:46,855 the blowjob of his life last week 1002 00:40:46,855 --> 00:40:48,272 and I am positive 1003 00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:50,832 that I am gonna get the lead 1004 00:40:50,832 --> 00:40:53,464 in their summer blockbuster. 1005 00:40:53,464 --> 00:40:56,047 (upbeat music) 1006 00:40:56,979 --> 00:41:00,391 (telephone ringing) 1007 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:02,726 - Would you like something to drink? 1008 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,288 - Huh? 1009 00:41:04,288 --> 00:41:06,337 - So you ready to get started? 1010 00:41:06,337 --> 00:41:09,414 - I, I can't believe you just walked out. 1011 00:41:09,414 --> 00:41:12,342 I mean, you didn't even finish the interview. 1012 00:41:12,342 --> 00:41:15,338 - No, I didn't even start the interview. 1013 00:41:15,338 --> 00:41:16,171 - Oh. 1014 00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:18,637 - Well, come on. 1015 00:41:18,637 --> 00:41:20,155 It wasn't that bad. 1016 00:41:20,155 --> 00:41:21,554 - No, it wasn't that bad. 1017 00:41:21,554 --> 00:41:22,387 No, I guess you're right. 1018 00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,117 - You really thought about that one, didn't you? 1019 00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:25,083 - She could have ignored the fact 1020 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,159 that I was the love of her life 1021 00:41:26,159 --> 00:41:28,369 and treated me like a fan instead. 1022 00:41:28,369 --> 00:41:29,202 Oh, no. Wait. 1023 00:41:29,202 --> 00:41:30,571 Yes. That's what she did. 1024 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,481 She did do that. 1025 00:41:31,481 --> 00:41:33,981 - Maybe this'll help, big guy. 1026 00:41:35,721 --> 00:41:40,721 - "The Complete Idiot's Guide to a Healthy Relationship." 1027 00:41:41,002 --> 00:41:42,922 You're a stupid asshole. 1028 00:41:42,922 --> 00:41:43,755 - What? 1029 00:41:47,864 --> 00:41:49,281 - Nice one, Jack. 1030 00:41:52,861 --> 00:41:54,638 (wind chime tinkles) 1031 00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:56,945 (door creaks) 1032 00:41:56,945 --> 00:41:58,958 (wind chime tinkles) 1033 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,344 You know, he's only trying to help. 1034 00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:03,449 - Yeah, well, maybe he should clean his own house 1035 00:42:03,449 --> 00:42:05,556 before he starts trying to clean mine. 1036 00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:07,205 - What is that supposed to mean? 1037 00:42:07,205 --> 00:42:08,342 - It means I don't need his help. 1038 00:42:08,342 --> 00:42:09,193 I'm fine. 1039 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,412 - Oh, you're fine. 1040 00:42:11,412 --> 00:42:13,254 If that isn't the biggest joke I've ever heard. 1041 00:42:13,254 --> 00:42:15,755 I mean, honestly, Owen, it's been six months. 1042 00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:17,866 - I'm sorry. Six months and what? 1043 00:42:17,866 --> 00:42:20,499 - And you're acting as if this girl is some godsend 1044 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:21,676 and she's not. 1045 00:42:21,676 --> 00:42:23,115 - Do you think I still wanna be in love with her? 1046 00:42:23,115 --> 00:42:24,923 Because believe me, I want nothing more 1047 00:42:24,923 --> 00:42:26,940 than to be over this thing. 1048 00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:28,577 - I don't think so, Owen. 1049 00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:29,410 Okay? 1050 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,172 I think that you like the pain, okay? 1051 00:42:31,172 --> 00:42:32,693 I think you thrive on it. 1052 00:42:32,693 --> 00:42:33,526 - Is that right? - I think you feel 1053 00:42:33,526 --> 00:42:35,519 like pining over her is the same thing as having her, 1054 00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:36,352 and it's not. 1055 00:42:36,352 --> 00:42:38,278 - You know what? You know me so well, right? 1056 00:42:38,278 --> 00:42:39,370 You know, you're one to talk, 1057 00:42:39,370 --> 00:42:42,561 little miss I'm dating myself, whatever that means. 1058 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,077 - It means I'm moving on with my life. 1059 00:42:44,077 --> 00:42:45,170 - You moving on? - Yeah. 1060 00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:46,003 - Please. 1061 00:42:46,003 --> 00:42:47,890 I saw you with Jeffrey 1062 00:42:47,890 --> 00:42:50,141 and you're not moving on to anything. 1063 00:42:50,141 --> 00:42:51,114 And one day you're gonna realize 1064 00:42:51,114 --> 00:42:55,107 that being alone is not some new age growth experience. 1065 00:42:55,107 --> 00:42:56,487 - At least I'm still not hung up 1066 00:42:56,487 --> 00:42:58,291 on someone who cheated on me. 1067 00:42:58,291 --> 00:43:00,391 I mean, Jesus, Owen, how much more of a doormat can you be? 1068 00:43:00,391 --> 00:43:01,501 - I'm a doormat? - Yeah. 1069 00:43:01,501 --> 00:43:02,898 - You're a manipulator. 1070 00:43:02,898 --> 00:43:03,996 - What? - That's right. 1071 00:43:03,996 --> 00:43:05,449 You have this childhood fantasy 1072 00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:07,150 of I'd love to be engaged 1073 00:43:07,150 --> 00:43:08,981 and so you make this poor guy propose to you, 1074 00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:09,998 and then what do you do? 1075 00:43:09,998 --> 00:43:11,469 You put your hand in his chest, 1076 00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:12,925 you grab ahold of his heart, 1077 00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:15,719 and you squeeze the life out of it. 1078 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,886 That is (lips smack). 1079 00:43:26,336 --> 00:43:28,419 - He cheated on me, Owen. 1080 00:43:29,882 --> 00:43:31,299 He cheated on me. 1081 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:34,236 Okay? 1082 00:43:36,418 --> 00:43:37,569 God. 1083 00:43:37,569 --> 00:43:40,152 (gentle music) 1084 00:43:46,281 --> 00:43:47,198 - Hey, hey. 1085 00:43:48,265 --> 00:43:50,597 Look at me. Look at me. 1086 00:43:50,597 --> 00:43:53,264 (Nadine laughs) 1087 00:43:54,889 --> 00:43:56,514 See, I'm gonna get hoof and mouth disease 1088 00:43:56,514 --> 00:43:59,718 because I, because I put the, for you. 1089 00:43:59,718 --> 00:44:00,551 I'm sorry. 1090 00:44:00,551 --> 00:44:03,207 Why didn't you tell me that? 1091 00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:05,598 I'm yelling in the street like a madman. 1092 00:44:05,598 --> 00:44:07,732 (Nadine laughs) 1093 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:09,395 I'm so sorry. 1094 00:44:09,395 --> 00:44:10,994 - You're such a jerk. 1095 00:44:10,994 --> 00:44:13,577 (bright music) 1096 00:44:23,444 --> 00:44:27,075 (bright music continues) 1097 00:44:27,075 --> 00:44:29,037 - And don't ever get married, Owen. 1098 00:44:29,037 --> 00:44:31,193 Because all those little minor annoyances 1099 00:44:31,193 --> 00:44:33,041 that you can deal with while you're dating 1100 00:44:33,041 --> 00:44:34,669 don't get any smaller. 1101 00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:37,169 They get bigger. A lot bigger. 1102 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:40,673 God bless America, I still have my computer girl. 1103 00:44:40,673 --> 00:44:43,014 - God bless us all. 1104 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,952 - What do you even write to this girl about? 1105 00:44:45,952 --> 00:44:46,785 - Life. 1106 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,302 - Life? 1107 00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:50,085 You write to her about life? 1108 00:44:50,085 --> 00:44:51,502 Wow. That's deep. 1109 00:44:52,572 --> 00:44:54,506 I didn't realize you and Miss Nietzsche were tackling 1110 00:44:54,506 --> 00:44:55,838 such complex issues. 1111 00:44:55,838 --> 00:44:57,466 - Well, they're not always so complex, 1112 00:44:57,466 --> 00:44:59,792 if you know what I mean. 1113 00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:02,995 - You haven't slept with her, have you, Jack? 1114 00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:03,963 - Not exactly. 1115 00:45:03,963 --> 00:45:05,130 - Not exactly? 1116 00:45:06,325 --> 00:45:08,440 It's a pretty exact science. 1117 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,534 - No. 1118 00:45:09,534 --> 00:45:11,280 Well, well, we started to. 1119 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,887 Well, you know, do it over the computer. 1120 00:45:14,887 --> 00:45:15,825 - Ew. 1121 00:45:15,825 --> 00:45:17,142 Ew. 1122 00:45:17,142 --> 00:45:18,352 That is so... 1123 00:45:18,352 --> 00:45:20,310 What are you doing? 1124 00:45:20,310 --> 00:45:22,265 How does that work? 1125 00:45:22,265 --> 00:45:23,581 - Well, you, you, you talk to each other 1126 00:45:23,581 --> 00:45:24,701 and you get worked up 1127 00:45:24,701 --> 00:45:28,267 and then, you know, go to the bathroom. 1128 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:30,267 - Oh, that's disgusting. 1129 00:45:31,548 --> 00:45:32,511 You do that at work, man? 1130 00:45:32,511 --> 00:45:34,402 - What's the big deal, huh? 1131 00:45:34,402 --> 00:45:36,151 Oh, oh, oh, I forgot. 1132 00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,280 I'm talking to the guy 1133 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,194 that won't even sit down on a public toilet seat. 1134 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,111 - Yeah, yeah, and now you know why. 1135 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:47,186 (machine beeping) 1136 00:45:47,186 --> 00:45:50,114 - [Nadine] Hey, I rented "Meet in St. Louis." 1137 00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:54,009 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went to trolley ♪ 1138 00:45:54,009 --> 00:45:57,530 ♪ Ding, ding, ding went the bell ♪ 1139 00:45:57,530 --> 00:45:59,308 Okay, I'll wait till you get here. 1140 00:45:59,308 --> 00:46:00,141 Bye. 1141 00:46:01,135 --> 00:46:02,917 (machine beeps) 1142 00:46:02,917 --> 00:46:04,827 - [Chloe] Hi, Owen. It's Chloe. 1143 00:46:04,827 --> 00:46:07,494 (door knocking) 1144 00:46:08,948 --> 00:46:11,338 (Owen whistling) 1145 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,255 - Hi there. 1146 00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:16,766 - She called me. 1147 00:46:16,766 --> 00:46:17,599 - Who? 1148 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,940 - Chloe called me. 1149 00:46:20,884 --> 00:46:22,315 Would you like to hear it? 1150 00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:23,469 - You recorded her message. 1151 00:46:23,469 --> 00:46:26,292 - Uh-huh, I always record memorable messages. 1152 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,402 - Of course you do, 'cause you're a freak. 1153 00:46:29,402 --> 00:46:31,292 - [Owen] Sit down and listen closely. 1154 00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:33,264 (machine beeps) 1155 00:46:33,264 --> 00:46:35,573 - [Chloe] Hi, Owen. It's Chloe. 1156 00:46:35,573 --> 00:46:37,341 I gotta talk to you. 1157 00:46:37,341 --> 00:46:40,014 I really need to ask you something. 1158 00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:41,752 And I hope you can put the past behind us 1159 00:46:41,752 --> 00:46:42,718 so we can talk about 1160 00:46:42,718 --> 00:46:44,172 the future. - The future. 1161 00:46:44,172 --> 00:46:45,530 (machine beeps) 1162 00:46:45,530 --> 00:46:46,902 (Owen chuckles) 1163 00:46:46,902 --> 00:46:48,485 That's good, right? 1164 00:46:50,018 --> 00:46:51,751 - I don't know. 1165 00:46:51,751 --> 00:46:54,185 - Do you hear the yearning in her voice? 1166 00:46:54,185 --> 00:46:55,710 I can hear the yearning. 1167 00:46:55,710 --> 00:46:57,140 - Maybe. 1168 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:58,988 - She's talking about the future. 1169 00:46:58,988 --> 00:46:59,821 - Owen. 1170 00:46:59,821 --> 00:47:00,654 - What? 1171 00:47:05,863 --> 00:47:07,189 - I could hear the yearning. 1172 00:47:07,189 --> 00:47:08,897 - Yeah, well, I'm so glad 1173 00:47:08,897 --> 00:47:12,434 because I thought I was the only one. 1174 00:47:12,434 --> 00:47:14,211 - Come on, let's hear it again. 1175 00:47:14,211 --> 00:47:17,110 - Let's hear it five more times why don't we? 1176 00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:18,776 Hey, Chloe. 1177 00:47:18,776 --> 00:47:19,924 Hi. Hey. 1178 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:21,507 Oh, all right? 1179 00:47:21,507 --> 00:47:22,340 Oh, yeah. 1180 00:47:23,805 --> 00:47:28,710 Chloe, your sixth planet must be circling my second moon. 1181 00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:29,627 Hey, Chloe. 1182 00:47:30,596 --> 00:47:32,734 Sure is good to see you. 1183 00:47:32,734 --> 00:47:35,447 Boy, you look really good. 1184 00:47:35,447 --> 00:47:36,525 Yo, baby. Yo, Chloe. 1185 00:47:36,525 --> 00:47:37,958 You're good to go. 1186 00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:40,433 Make my heart speed up from beating slow. 1187 00:47:40,433 --> 00:47:41,705 Yo, yo, Chloe. 1188 00:47:41,705 --> 00:47:43,383 What's up, girl? 1189 00:47:43,383 --> 00:47:45,877 You still got that good hair, girl. 1190 00:47:45,877 --> 00:47:46,943 Me? You know. 1191 00:47:46,943 --> 00:47:49,526 (upbeat music) 1192 00:47:50,656 --> 00:47:51,759 Hey. 1193 00:47:51,759 --> 00:47:52,905 Hey. 1194 00:47:52,905 --> 00:47:53,738 Hey. 1195 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:54,571 - Hey. 1196 00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:55,658 - Oh, hey. 1197 00:47:55,658 --> 00:47:56,664 I was like... 1198 00:47:56,664 --> 00:47:59,657 - [Chloe] Thank you so much for meeting me. 1199 00:47:59,657 --> 00:48:00,824 - Hey, listen. 1200 00:48:02,558 --> 00:48:04,558 Thank you. Terrific. 1201 00:48:04,558 --> 00:48:06,579 - I'll just have a glass of water. Thanks. 1202 00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:07,460 - [Waitress] Okay. 1203 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:08,407 - Hey. - Hey. 1204 00:48:08,407 --> 00:48:09,240 - [Owen] Hey. 1205 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,270 You look good. 1206 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,264 - Well, thank you. 1207 00:48:11,264 --> 00:48:12,097 - You do. 1208 00:48:13,311 --> 00:48:15,051 Listen, I'm sorry. 1209 00:48:15,051 --> 00:48:17,773 I'm really sorry about everything that's happened. 1210 00:48:17,773 --> 00:48:19,803 - Owen, if anyone has to apologize, it's me. 1211 00:48:19,803 --> 00:48:20,828 - Ah. 1212 00:48:20,828 --> 00:48:22,803 - I've been a real ass. 1213 00:48:22,803 --> 00:48:25,200 - Look, it's like you said, the past is the past. 1214 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,724 The important thing is the future, right? 1215 00:48:28,724 --> 00:48:31,705 - You have always been so understanding. 1216 00:48:31,705 --> 00:48:35,539 It's no wonder I fell in love with you in the first place. 1217 00:48:35,539 --> 00:48:37,339 Can you forgive me for everything? 1218 00:48:37,339 --> 00:48:38,555 - [Owen] Of course I can, Chloe. 1219 00:48:38,555 --> 00:48:39,388 - Really? 1220 00:48:39,388 --> 00:48:41,760 - That's what love is, isn't it? 1221 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,016 It's forgiveness. 1222 00:48:43,016 --> 00:48:45,480 - I'm so happy to hear you say that 1223 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,139 because I have to ask you something. 1224 00:48:48,139 --> 00:48:49,608 - [Owen] Yeah, anything. 1225 00:48:49,608 --> 00:48:53,608 - Well, after you left my photo shoot last week, 1226 00:48:54,478 --> 00:48:57,646 some guy from your magazine came and did the interview 1227 00:48:57,646 --> 00:49:00,040 and he is such an asshole. 1228 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,112 I said some stupid things to him 1229 00:49:02,112 --> 00:49:05,231 after Rodger and I had some dumb fight 1230 00:49:05,231 --> 00:49:09,673 and now he's threatening to use it in the article. 1231 00:49:09,673 --> 00:49:12,219 - This is about the article? 1232 00:49:12,219 --> 00:49:13,302 - Well, yeah. 1233 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,697 Oh, Owen, you thought that... 1234 00:49:22,273 --> 00:49:24,190 - [Owen] No, it's okay. 1235 00:49:27,658 --> 00:49:28,658 - I'm sorry. 1236 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,862 I thought you knew. 1237 00:49:31,862 --> 00:49:32,862 - Knew what? 1238 00:49:34,242 --> 00:49:36,909 - Rodger and I, we're soulmates. 1239 00:49:41,397 --> 00:49:42,230 - Are you? 1240 00:49:44,237 --> 00:49:46,758 I'm so happy to hear that. 1241 00:49:46,758 --> 00:49:48,508 I'm so happy for you. 1242 00:49:53,267 --> 00:49:56,404 - Owen, does this mean you'll- 1243 00:49:56,404 --> 00:49:58,515 - I'll fix the article. 1244 00:49:58,515 --> 00:49:59,348 Yeah. 1245 00:50:01,069 --> 00:50:02,069 - Thank you. 1246 00:50:06,487 --> 00:50:09,117 - Owen, you're so great. 1247 00:50:09,117 --> 00:50:11,556 You're such a great guy 1248 00:50:11,556 --> 00:50:12,875 and you're gonna find someone 1249 00:50:12,875 --> 00:50:14,276 that's so much better than her. 1250 00:50:14,276 --> 00:50:15,804 - Everyone is saying that, 1251 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,221 but what if, what if I don't? 1252 00:50:19,331 --> 00:50:20,914 What if she was it? 1253 00:50:30,981 --> 00:50:33,195 (no audio) 1254 00:50:33,195 --> 00:50:34,695 - Owen, come here. 1255 00:50:35,681 --> 00:50:36,514 Come here. 1256 00:50:37,837 --> 00:50:39,420 Come here. Come on. 1257 00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:51,358 Owen, what do you see? 1258 00:50:55,281 --> 00:50:56,191 - Brokenhearted man 1259 00:50:56,191 --> 00:51:00,064 and a woman playing with a phallic symbol. 1260 00:51:00,064 --> 00:51:01,397 - Owen, come on. 1261 00:51:03,164 --> 00:51:04,293 What do you see? 1262 00:51:04,293 --> 00:51:05,259 - It's a bottle of ketchup. 1263 00:51:05,259 --> 00:51:06,953 - Right, just a simple bottle of ketchup. 1264 00:51:06,953 --> 00:51:08,843 Walk around the table with me. 1265 00:51:08,843 --> 00:51:10,089 Look closely. 1266 00:51:10,089 --> 00:51:12,608 Over here, we have the front of the label. 1267 00:51:12,608 --> 00:51:15,870 We go over to the side and there's no label, 1268 00:51:15,870 --> 00:51:17,287 just clear glass. 1269 00:51:18,797 --> 00:51:20,699 And we move over here to the back 1270 00:51:20,699 --> 00:51:23,282 and we see all the ingredients. 1271 00:51:25,544 --> 00:51:30,544 - Are we summoning the spirit of dead tomatoes here or what? 1272 00:51:31,593 --> 00:51:35,926 - The point is, Owen, this thing with you and Chloe, 1273 00:51:36,871 --> 00:51:38,103 I just think you're not looking at it 1274 00:51:38,103 --> 00:51:40,693 from the right perspective. 1275 00:51:40,693 --> 00:51:44,039 You know, maybe, maybe the timing wasn't right 1276 00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:45,956 for you guys, you know? 1277 00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:54,106 Or maybe, you know, there's someone out there 1278 00:51:54,106 --> 00:51:56,273 who's just perfect for you 1279 00:51:57,785 --> 00:51:59,868 and you just can't see it 1280 00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:06,283 because you're not looking at it from the right angle. 1281 00:52:06,283 --> 00:52:08,866 (gentle music) 1282 00:52:16,569 --> 00:52:19,797 Would you ever marry this girl? 1283 00:52:19,797 --> 00:52:21,619 - No. - With a hairstyle like this? 1284 00:52:21,619 --> 00:52:23,946 - But I'd marry that girl. 1285 00:52:23,946 --> 00:52:26,529 (bright music) 1286 00:52:27,523 --> 00:52:28,702 - You're a sick man. 1287 00:52:28,702 --> 00:52:31,070 ♪ I bring you flowers ♪ 1288 00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:33,282 ♪ And pretty things ♪ 1289 00:52:33,282 --> 00:52:35,072 ♪ We talk for hours, baby ♪ 1290 00:52:35,072 --> 00:52:37,695 ♪ Don't that mean a thing ♪ 1291 00:52:37,695 --> 00:52:40,083 ♪ Baby, you got to choose ♪ 1292 00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:45,083 ♪ I wanna give all my toys to you ♪ 1293 00:52:47,103 --> 00:52:51,680 ♪ Now don't you waste your precious charms ♪ 1294 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,331 ♪ Unless you're right here, baby, in my arms ♪ 1295 00:52:55,331 --> 00:52:57,868 ♪ Baby, you got to choose ♪ 1296 00:52:57,868 --> 00:53:02,868 ♪ I wanna spend all my money on you ♪ 1297 00:53:05,093 --> 00:53:09,629 ♪ Oh, I can't keep walking through these revolving doors ♪ 1298 00:53:09,629 --> 00:53:14,451 ♪ I only wanna give you what you ask me for ♪ 1299 00:53:14,451 --> 00:53:16,657 ♪ So tell that to the guys ♪ 1300 00:53:16,657 --> 00:53:18,953 ♪ And they better get wise ♪ 1301 00:53:18,953 --> 00:53:23,843 ♪ And just put me in the pocket of your paradise ♪ 1302 00:53:23,843 --> 00:53:26,688 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1303 00:53:26,688 --> 00:53:28,524 - You know, I spoke to her again last night. 1304 00:53:28,524 --> 00:53:30,226 - Uh-oh. Oh, boy. 1305 00:53:30,226 --> 00:53:32,011 - I think we might be right for each other. 1306 00:53:32,011 --> 00:53:32,844 - Really? 1307 00:53:32,844 --> 00:53:34,111 Is she an imbecile too? 1308 00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:35,707 - Laugh at it all you want, 1309 00:53:35,707 --> 00:53:37,792 but we have a real connection. 1310 00:53:37,792 --> 00:53:38,871 - I don't know what's wrong with him. 1311 00:53:38,871 --> 00:53:41,038 He's been so weird lately. 1312 00:53:42,045 --> 00:53:43,322 You know, it's not just him. 1313 00:53:43,322 --> 00:53:44,167 It's me. 1314 00:53:44,167 --> 00:53:46,329 I feel like my mercury's been in retrograde 1315 00:53:46,329 --> 00:53:47,775 for a year now. 1316 00:53:47,775 --> 00:53:49,221 - What are you talking about? 1317 00:53:49,221 --> 00:53:52,241 - Well, I just feel so trapped and incredibly obligated. 1318 00:53:52,241 --> 00:53:55,167 It's like I never get to just be me anymore. 1319 00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:56,832 I have to be us. 1320 00:53:56,832 --> 00:53:58,987 - Diane, you love being an us. 1321 00:53:58,987 --> 00:54:00,655 The whole time I've known you, 1322 00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:01,942 you've always wanted to be an us. 1323 00:54:01,942 --> 00:54:03,692 You hate being a you. 1324 00:54:04,812 --> 00:54:06,479 - I don't know. I... 1325 00:54:07,522 --> 00:54:10,801 - [Nadine] Look, you gotta talk to him, okay? 1326 00:54:10,801 --> 00:54:12,196 I have no idea what this is. 1327 00:54:12,196 --> 00:54:14,037 - Get some fiber going. 1328 00:54:14,037 --> 00:54:15,818 - You look really good, Owen. 1329 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:17,666 You look healthy. 1330 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,374 - It's not me really. 1331 00:54:19,374 --> 00:54:20,343 It's the ketchup. 1332 00:54:20,343 --> 00:54:22,270 - What? You hate ketchup. 1333 00:54:22,270 --> 00:54:23,212 - Uh, yeah, sure, to eat. 1334 00:54:23,212 --> 00:54:24,045 However, I've been told 1335 00:54:24,045 --> 00:54:25,844 that if you look at ketchup from the right angle, 1336 00:54:25,844 --> 00:54:27,431 it can have magical powers. 1337 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:29,162 - I tried to give him a philosophy lesson. 1338 00:54:29,162 --> 00:54:31,276 Obviously it didn't work. - Well, whatever it is, 1339 00:54:31,276 --> 00:54:32,183 it worked. 1340 00:54:32,183 --> 00:54:33,016 You look great. 1341 00:54:33,016 --> 00:54:34,131 Doesn't he, honey? 1342 00:54:34,131 --> 00:54:34,964 - He's a guy. 1343 00:54:34,964 --> 00:54:35,950 How should I know how he looks? 1344 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:37,240 - Oh, that's right. 1345 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,997 You only look at other women these days. 1346 00:54:39,997 --> 00:54:42,580 (bright music) 1347 00:54:43,712 --> 00:54:45,006 - I had a date. 1348 00:54:45,006 --> 00:54:46,156 - You what? 1349 00:54:46,156 --> 00:54:48,339 I mean, that's great. 1350 00:54:48,339 --> 00:54:49,172 With who? 1351 00:54:49,172 --> 00:54:50,180 - It was a blind date. 1352 00:54:50,180 --> 00:54:51,013 - Oh. 1353 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,690 Was she pretty? 1354 00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:54,523 - No shot. 1355 00:54:54,523 --> 00:54:57,606 Pretty girls don't go on blind dates. 1356 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,270 - So? 1357 00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:01,924 Was she pretty? 1358 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,507 - Um, she was cute. 1359 00:55:04,514 --> 00:55:05,350 - But not pretty. 1360 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:06,355 - Yeah, she was pretty. 1361 00:55:06,355 --> 00:55:07,361 - Well, which one was it? 1362 00:55:07,361 --> 00:55:08,633 Was she pretty or cute? 1363 00:55:08,633 --> 00:55:10,513 - She was cute and pretty. 1364 00:55:10,513 --> 00:55:12,192 - But not beautiful, right? 1365 00:55:12,192 --> 00:55:14,320 - Oh my God, you're a lunatic. 1366 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,776 - All right, so tell me more. 1367 00:55:15,776 --> 00:55:17,397 I wanna know all the details. 1368 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:18,230 - It was weird. 1369 00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:20,873 You know, I, I'm, I'm definitely a little bit rusty, 1370 00:55:20,873 --> 00:55:21,706 you know? 1371 00:55:21,706 --> 00:55:22,872 - Oh, that's cute. 1372 00:55:22,872 --> 00:55:23,936 What happened? 1373 00:55:23,936 --> 00:55:25,713 - It's just your typical date. 1374 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:28,128 We had a nice dinner, some drinks, 1375 00:55:28,128 --> 00:55:29,752 and then I took her home. 1376 00:55:29,752 --> 00:55:30,769 - You took her home? 1377 00:55:30,769 --> 00:55:31,818 - Mm-hm. 1378 00:55:31,818 --> 00:55:33,202 It was weird, you know? 1379 00:55:33,202 --> 00:55:35,839 We get there and we start kissing 1380 00:55:35,839 --> 00:55:38,216 and I'm thinking I'm gonna close this deal 1381 00:55:38,216 --> 00:55:40,433 and she stops me. 1382 00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:41,361 - Why? 1383 00:55:41,361 --> 00:55:42,194 - Why? 1384 00:55:42,194 --> 00:55:43,635 If I knew the answer to that 1385 00:55:43,635 --> 00:55:45,511 and all the other mysteries of the female mind, 1386 00:55:45,511 --> 00:55:47,176 I wouldn't be in this position to begin with. 1387 00:55:47,176 --> 00:55:48,072 - Blah, blah, blah. 1388 00:55:48,072 --> 00:55:49,876 What happened? 1389 00:55:49,876 --> 00:55:51,263 - To get it going again, 1390 00:55:51,263 --> 00:55:53,126 I said something real nice. 1391 00:55:53,126 --> 00:55:54,340 - You said something nice, huh? 1392 00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:55,173 What did you say? 1393 00:55:55,173 --> 00:55:57,187 - I said I had a nice time. 1394 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,633 - And then what? 1395 00:55:58,633 --> 00:56:01,012 - Well, how shall I put this? 1396 00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:03,683 I was just about to advance the troops 1397 00:56:03,683 --> 00:56:05,856 when she stopped me again. 1398 00:56:05,856 --> 00:56:08,041 So I said, "Listen, don't-" 1399 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,304 - Let me guess. 1400 00:56:09,304 --> 00:56:11,023 You said something nice. 1401 00:56:11,023 --> 00:56:14,856 - I said, "We should do this again, and soon." 1402 00:56:16,565 --> 00:56:17,982 - Ugh, I knew it. 1403 00:56:19,104 --> 00:56:21,423 You're a pig just like the rest of them. 1404 00:56:21,423 --> 00:56:22,706 - What are you so upset about? 1405 00:56:22,706 --> 00:56:24,039 - I'm not upset. 1406 00:56:25,088 --> 00:56:26,671 - Oh, I understand. 1407 00:56:29,922 --> 00:56:31,017 - You understand what? 1408 00:56:31,017 --> 00:56:32,557 - No, no, no, nothing. 1409 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:33,616 - Please, tell me. 1410 00:56:33,616 --> 00:56:35,565 What do you understand? 1411 00:56:35,565 --> 00:56:37,595 - Are you jealous? 1412 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:38,428 - No. 1413 00:56:38,428 --> 00:56:39,776 - I mean, it's perfectly understandable. 1414 00:56:39,776 --> 00:56:41,514 We've been spending plenty of time together. 1415 00:56:41,514 --> 00:56:43,027 We've gotten very close 1416 00:56:43,027 --> 00:56:44,930 and hey, listen, you have every right 1417 00:56:44,930 --> 00:56:46,694 to be a little weirded out. - You're a pig 1418 00:56:46,694 --> 00:56:48,460 because you lied to her. 1419 00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:52,293 (cashier speaks indistinctly) 1420 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,128 - Hi. 1421 00:56:55,128 --> 00:56:56,415 - [Cashier] Thanks. 1422 00:56:56,415 --> 00:56:57,396 - I didn't lie. 1423 00:56:57,396 --> 00:56:58,910 - Yes, you did. Okay? 1424 00:56:58,910 --> 00:56:59,743 You made her believe 1425 00:56:59,743 --> 00:57:03,243 that you felt things that you didn't feel. 1426 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:06,666 - You know what? 1427 00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:08,469 You know you're absolutely right. 1428 00:57:08,469 --> 00:57:11,928 But don't you see what this means? 1429 00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:15,428 I went on a date and it wasn't a disaster. 1430 00:57:17,210 --> 00:57:19,798 It's, it's, it's because of you. 1431 00:57:19,798 --> 00:57:21,855 It's the ketchup bottle. 1432 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,272 I've changed the perspective. 1433 00:57:25,315 --> 00:57:28,048 - I can't believe you just said that. 1434 00:57:28,048 --> 00:57:28,881 - What? 1435 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:33,528 - You're just a stupid male. 1436 00:57:33,528 --> 00:57:36,445 (machine whirring) 1437 00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:40,436 (traffic whirring) 1438 00:57:47,772 --> 00:57:49,553 - What was that all about? 1439 00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:50,386 - Just forget it. 1440 00:57:50,386 --> 00:57:51,926 - I'm a stupid man? 1441 00:57:51,926 --> 00:57:53,267 - Look, I told you it's nothing. 1442 00:57:53,267 --> 00:57:54,801 Just, just forget about it. 1443 00:57:54,801 --> 00:57:56,301 - Okay. Forgotten. 1444 00:57:57,950 --> 00:57:59,199 - You see? 1445 00:57:59,199 --> 00:58:01,313 That's why you're a stupid man, 1446 00:58:01,313 --> 00:58:02,378 because I tell you to forget it 1447 00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:03,961 and what do you do? 1448 00:58:05,093 --> 00:58:06,093 - Forget it? 1449 00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,122 - Yeah. 1450 00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:11,891 Forget it. 1451 00:58:14,338 --> 00:58:16,822 (taxi whirring) 1452 00:58:16,822 --> 00:58:20,546 - Jack, honey, I remember when we were starting out 1453 00:58:20,546 --> 00:58:22,546 how strong our love was. 1454 00:58:25,389 --> 00:58:27,362 I remember us promising each other 1455 00:58:27,362 --> 00:58:29,897 that we'd never turn out like those couples 1456 00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:34,420 who seemed to choke the life out of each other. 1457 00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:37,587 Well, I don't know what step we missed 1458 00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:41,543 or what little thing tripped us up, 1459 00:58:41,543 --> 00:58:43,460 but we've lost our way. 1460 00:58:46,362 --> 00:58:49,722 Maybe it started the first time I yelled at you. 1461 00:58:49,722 --> 00:58:53,555 Or maybe it was the first time you ignored me. 1462 00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:57,450 Or maybe it was the time 1463 00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:04,060 we let our backs face each other in bed for the first time. 1464 00:59:04,312 --> 00:59:07,796 I don't know whose fault it is, and I don't care. 1465 00:59:07,796 --> 00:59:11,713 I just, I know that we've got to take our hands 1466 00:59:13,172 --> 00:59:15,575 from around each other's throats 1467 00:59:15,575 --> 00:59:18,492 and put our arms around each other. 1468 00:59:20,983 --> 00:59:23,657 We have to loosen our grip, Jack. 1469 00:59:23,657 --> 00:59:26,240 (gentle music) 1470 00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:30,710 We have to loosen our grip. 1471 00:59:36,331 --> 00:59:39,748 (gentle music continues) 1472 00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:47,168 - I love words that sound like what they are, 1473 00:59:47,168 --> 00:59:49,646 but they're, but, you know, they're really not. 1474 00:59:49,646 --> 00:59:51,201 Like, when I was a kid, 1475 00:59:51,201 --> 00:59:55,874 I used to think that Alzheimer's was old timer's disease. 1476 00:59:55,874 --> 00:59:57,427 You know what I'm saying? 1477 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,427 Because, you know, or like migraine. 1478 01:00:01,407 --> 01:00:05,075 I used to think it was mind brain, you know? 1479 01:00:05,075 --> 01:00:07,078 - (chuckles) Yeah. 1480 01:00:07,078 --> 01:00:08,757 - The best is obese. 1481 01:00:08,757 --> 01:00:11,269 You know, you'd see some big fat chunk of a guy 1482 01:00:11,269 --> 01:00:14,007 and you'd say, "Oh, beast." 1483 01:00:14,007 --> 01:00:16,340 Because it's... - Yeah, yeah. 1484 01:00:17,527 --> 01:00:20,125 Or like, uh, backyard, you know? 1485 01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:23,075 It's a yard that's in the back 1486 01:00:23,075 --> 01:00:27,015 and it just sounds exactly like what it is, you know? 1487 01:00:27,015 --> 01:00:29,765 (chuckles) Yeah. 1488 01:00:31,215 --> 01:00:34,132 - Yeah, but that is what it is, so. 1489 01:00:35,437 --> 01:00:39,687 (pedestrians chatter indistinctly) 1490 01:00:47,285 --> 01:00:48,118 - Nadine? 1491 01:00:48,118 --> 01:00:48,951 - Huh? 1492 01:00:50,844 --> 01:00:51,735 - Owen! 1493 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,318 (horn blaring) 1494 01:00:57,831 --> 01:00:59,294 Hi. 1495 01:00:59,294 --> 01:01:00,127 - Hi. 1496 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,972 Oh, I'm sorry. This is Jasmine. 1497 01:01:07,972 --> 01:01:10,043 - Hi, Jasmine. How are you? 1498 01:01:10,043 --> 01:01:11,110 - Hi. Nice to meet you. 1499 01:01:11,110 --> 01:01:12,443 - Good. You too. 1500 01:01:14,093 --> 01:01:15,524 This is Paolo. 1501 01:01:15,524 --> 01:01:17,145 - Hey, dude. 1502 01:01:17,145 --> 01:01:18,038 - Hi. 1503 01:01:18,038 --> 01:01:21,171 (bright music) 1504 01:01:21,171 --> 01:01:22,498 What are you doing down here? 1505 01:01:22,498 --> 01:01:25,250 - Oh, Paolo and I just went to see a movie 1506 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,083 and we went to the fair. 1507 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:29,058 Look, look at the toy that Paolo won for me. 1508 01:01:29,058 --> 01:01:30,864 - That's terrific. 1509 01:01:30,864 --> 01:01:34,940 - Yeah, and we decided to take a walk in the park. 1510 01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:35,773 Right? - Mm-hm. 1511 01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:37,669 - You're not mad at me or anything? 1512 01:01:37,669 --> 01:01:39,177 - No. Are you kidding? 1513 01:01:39,177 --> 01:01:41,031 No way. Not at all. 1514 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,876 Not even a little mad (chuckles). 1515 01:01:43,876 --> 01:01:46,375 (bright music continues) 1516 01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:49,539 (Nadine laughs) 1517 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,994 - Did you two used to go out? 1518 01:01:50,994 --> 01:01:52,321 - I was thinking just the same thing. 1519 01:01:52,321 --> 01:01:53,154 - No. 1520 01:01:53,154 --> 01:01:55,559 - No. (chuckles) 1521 01:01:55,559 --> 01:01:58,698 We're just really close friends. 1522 01:01:58,698 --> 01:02:02,698 (bright music continues) 1523 01:02:02,698 --> 01:02:04,146 - She wants to meet. 1524 01:02:04,146 --> 01:02:05,146 - Oh, great. 1525 01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:09,070 Where? Your bathroom or hers? 1526 01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:10,684 - What the hell is your problem? 1527 01:02:10,684 --> 01:02:12,387 - You, you're my problem. 1528 01:02:12,387 --> 01:02:14,613 - Look, Owen, just because you've given up on love 1529 01:02:14,613 --> 01:02:15,732 doesn't mean I have to. 1530 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,498 - Me? Me? - Yeah, yeah. 1531 01:02:17,498 --> 01:02:18,867 - Oh, that's just priceless, man. 1532 01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:19,972 You know, this is coming from the guy 1533 01:02:19,972 --> 01:02:21,485 who's talking about leaving his wife of six months 1534 01:02:21,485 --> 01:02:23,940 for a girl he never even met. 1535 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,566 Boy, man, it's like you think 1536 01:02:25,566 --> 01:02:27,845 you're this complex, emotional guy, 1537 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,569 but really all you are is a big idiot. 1538 01:02:29,569 --> 01:02:30,521 - I'm an idiot? 1539 01:02:30,521 --> 01:02:31,638 - Yeah. 1540 01:02:31,638 --> 01:02:33,009 You're a big frightened idiot. 1541 01:02:33,009 --> 01:02:34,269 - Frightened? Frightened my ass. 1542 01:02:34,269 --> 01:02:35,453 Frightened of what? 1543 01:02:35,453 --> 01:02:37,953 - Jack, you love Diane, right? 1544 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:42,505 You have since the day you met her, right. 1545 01:02:43,340 --> 01:02:45,879 But the minute you, you, you, you make the effort 1546 01:02:45,879 --> 01:02:47,517 and tie the knot, 1547 01:02:47,517 --> 01:02:49,963 it's like you've been running scared, man. 1548 01:02:49,963 --> 01:02:52,010 Really, you know, it's like someone's handed you 1549 01:02:52,010 --> 01:02:53,934 this beautiful little glass sculpture 1550 01:02:53,934 --> 01:02:56,308 and at first you love it, 1551 01:02:56,308 --> 01:02:58,321 but then you feel really responsible for it 1552 01:02:58,321 --> 01:02:59,975 and that spooks you out. 1553 01:02:59,975 --> 01:03:02,370 So you start trying to find all these little flaws in it. 1554 01:03:02,370 --> 01:03:04,191 But the only problem with that 1555 01:03:04,191 --> 01:03:06,906 is if you start looking for those kinds of flaws, 1556 01:03:06,906 --> 01:03:09,425 you're gonna find them 1557 01:03:09,425 --> 01:03:12,545 and it really does make it less beautiful. 1558 01:03:12,545 --> 01:03:13,378 You see what I'm saying? 1559 01:03:13,378 --> 01:03:15,207 And that's a shame. 1560 01:03:15,207 --> 01:03:16,874 That's a real shame. 1561 01:03:19,465 --> 01:03:20,417 - You're right. 1562 01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:22,334 You know, you're right. 1563 01:03:26,241 --> 01:03:29,523 You don't actually have any small glass sculptures, right? 1564 01:03:29,523 --> 01:03:30,570 (bright music) 1565 01:03:30,570 --> 01:03:32,125 ♪ I've been a little down ♪ 1566 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:32,958 - I did it. 1567 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:33,871 - Did what? 1568 01:03:33,871 --> 01:03:34,841 - I talked to him. 1569 01:03:34,841 --> 01:03:35,901 The other night, I talked to him. 1570 01:03:35,901 --> 01:03:37,649 - Oh, well, how did it go? 1571 01:03:37,649 --> 01:03:39,564 - He was asleep. 1572 01:03:39,564 --> 01:03:40,814 - You talked to him while he was sleeping? 1573 01:03:40,814 --> 01:03:42,381 - Yep. 1574 01:03:42,381 --> 01:03:46,665 - Diane, men are the bad communicators, not us. 1575 01:03:46,665 --> 01:03:48,915 - Nadine, I was too afraid. 1576 01:03:50,457 --> 01:03:52,034 - Diane, you can't be afraid. 1577 01:03:52,034 --> 01:03:54,263 This isn't some guy in high school that you have a crush on. 1578 01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:55,926 This is, this is your husband. 1579 01:03:55,926 --> 01:03:57,568 - Yeah, but if he really loves me, 1580 01:03:57,568 --> 01:04:02,568 he should be able to hear my thoughts without me speaking. 1581 01:04:03,061 --> 01:04:06,505 - Diane, this has to stop, okay? 1582 01:04:06,505 --> 01:04:10,162 The charts, the syllables, the mercury has to stop 1583 01:04:10,162 --> 01:04:12,284 and you gotta talk to him. 1584 01:04:12,284 --> 01:04:13,617 - And then what? 1585 01:04:14,737 --> 01:04:16,343 - Then you can fix it. 1586 01:04:16,343 --> 01:04:18,013 - (whistles) Here he comes. 1587 01:04:18,013 --> 01:04:21,846 (guests chatter indistinctly) 1588 01:04:28,315 --> 01:04:29,649 - [Guests] Surprise! 1589 01:04:29,649 --> 01:04:33,232 (guests cheer and applaud) 1590 01:04:35,181 --> 01:04:37,756 - [Brady] Happy birthday, little bro. 1591 01:04:37,756 --> 01:04:40,839 (noisemaker blaring) 1592 01:04:41,687 --> 01:04:43,613 - Wait a second. Did you do this? 1593 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:44,446 - Maybe. 1594 01:04:44,446 --> 01:04:45,416 - I'm gonna kill you. 1595 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:46,902 But thank you. 1596 01:04:46,902 --> 01:04:48,080 Oh my God. 1597 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,513 - Happy birthday, Owen. 1598 01:04:49,513 --> 01:04:50,513 - Oh my God. 1599 01:04:51,610 --> 01:04:54,176 - Hey, you! Excuse me. 1600 01:04:54,176 --> 01:04:55,636 Come over here. Come over here. 1601 01:04:55,636 --> 01:04:57,262 I wanna show you something right down here. 1602 01:04:57,262 --> 01:04:58,095 You, you. 1603 01:04:58,095 --> 01:04:58,928 - I didn't ask for this. 1604 01:04:58,928 --> 01:04:59,826 - Follow me. 1605 01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:00,659 - I don't want it. 1606 01:05:00,659 --> 01:05:02,641 - It's a little surprise for you. You hear me? 1607 01:05:02,641 --> 01:05:03,997 Hey, look. - What's this? 1608 01:05:03,997 --> 01:05:05,585 - I got a little birthday surprise for you. 1609 01:05:05,585 --> 01:05:07,601 Ready? - Another surprise. 1610 01:05:07,601 --> 01:05:08,833 - Ta-da! 1611 01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:11,037 (guests cheer and applaud) 1612 01:05:11,037 --> 01:05:12,434 (Brady laughs) 1613 01:05:12,434 --> 01:05:14,264 (noisemaker blares) 1614 01:05:14,264 --> 01:05:15,097 Look at this. 1615 01:05:15,097 --> 01:05:16,290 Special. 1616 01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:18,585 - No, that's not funny. 1617 01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:19,490 Do me a favor. 1618 01:05:19,490 --> 01:05:20,774 Remind me to be just as thoughtful 1619 01:05:20,774 --> 01:05:22,438 on your birthday, all right? 1620 01:05:22,438 --> 01:05:23,434 - Okay. 1621 01:05:23,434 --> 01:05:24,413 - Don't forget to. 1622 01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:26,143 - I want you to meet my friend Crystal. 1623 01:05:26,143 --> 01:05:28,723 Crystal, the birthday boy, my brother Owen. 1624 01:05:28,723 --> 01:05:29,556 - [Owen] Hi. 1625 01:05:29,556 --> 01:05:30,826 It's a pleasure to meet you, Crystal. 1626 01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:33,409 (upbeat music) 1627 01:05:35,111 --> 01:05:36,611 - Isn't she great? 1628 01:05:38,065 --> 01:05:39,637 - She doesn't talk? 1629 01:05:39,637 --> 01:05:41,681 - And she's a stripper. 1630 01:05:41,681 --> 01:05:44,594 - Oh, you have an amazing love line. 1631 01:05:44,594 --> 01:05:47,730 See, it says right here that you're a very passionate lover 1632 01:05:47,730 --> 01:05:50,304 and you are going to meet your one true love 1633 01:05:50,304 --> 01:05:52,304 and be with him forever. 1634 01:05:54,374 --> 01:05:55,207 - Hey, Jack. 1635 01:05:55,207 --> 01:05:56,296 - Hey. 1636 01:05:56,296 --> 01:05:57,129 - Don't worry, Jack. 1637 01:05:57,129 --> 01:05:59,286 I'm not gonna ask to read yours. 1638 01:05:59,286 --> 01:06:01,436 - I think my Venus is blocked. 1639 01:06:01,436 --> 01:06:03,076 ♪ Forever ♪ 1640 01:06:03,076 --> 01:06:04,434 ♪ I'm kind of laughing ♪ 1641 01:06:04,434 --> 01:06:06,492 ♪ 'Cause we're just getting better ♪ 1642 01:06:06,492 --> 01:06:07,325 - What? 1643 01:06:08,638 --> 01:06:09,971 We need to talk. 1644 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,211 ♪ She's my steady thing ♪ 1645 01:06:14,211 --> 01:06:16,794 (bright music) 1646 01:06:20,588 --> 01:06:23,088 (Diane sighs) 1647 01:06:24,810 --> 01:06:26,913 - Here's the thing. 1648 01:06:26,913 --> 01:06:28,407 I love you. 1649 01:06:28,407 --> 01:06:29,824 - And I love you. 1650 01:06:30,702 --> 01:06:31,712 - I know you do. 1651 01:06:31,712 --> 01:06:35,962 It just, I think maybe it's the wrong kind of love. 1652 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:39,428 - Wrong kind of love? 1653 01:06:39,428 --> 01:06:42,472 - See. That's exactly what I mean. 1654 01:06:42,472 --> 01:06:43,639 - [Jack] What? 1655 01:06:45,039 --> 01:06:49,478 - It's like you just don't seem to get me, you know? 1656 01:06:49,478 --> 01:06:52,978 It's like the love I make comes in circles 1657 01:06:54,342 --> 01:06:57,584 and the love you make comes in squares. 1658 01:06:57,584 --> 01:07:00,775 And every day I run around the house 1659 01:07:00,775 --> 01:07:02,567 looking for those little circles of love 1660 01:07:02,567 --> 01:07:04,332 that I love so much 1661 01:07:04,332 --> 01:07:06,808 and they're never there. 1662 01:07:06,808 --> 01:07:09,394 And part of it's my fault 1663 01:07:09,394 --> 01:07:11,986 because I never notice all the little squares of love 1664 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:12,819 that you leave around 1665 01:07:12,819 --> 01:07:15,629 and then I get upset because I don't feel your love. 1666 01:07:15,629 --> 01:07:17,058 And then maybe you get upset 1667 01:07:17,058 --> 01:07:19,210 because you're leaving it around and I'm not seeing it. 1668 01:07:19,210 --> 01:07:23,582 See, maybe I just think it's the wrong kind of love. 1669 01:07:23,582 --> 01:07:25,752 - Can I tell you something? 1670 01:07:25,752 --> 01:07:27,002 - [Diane] Yeah. 1671 01:07:29,092 --> 01:07:31,509 - We need to loosen our grip. 1672 01:07:32,995 --> 01:07:34,150 - What? 1673 01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:36,567 - We need to loosen our grip. 1674 01:07:39,190 --> 01:07:40,440 - You heard me? 1675 01:07:41,332 --> 01:07:43,197 - Yeah, I heard you. 1676 01:07:43,197 --> 01:07:44,199 - Oh my god. 1677 01:07:44,199 --> 01:07:46,610 I knew it (chuckles). 1678 01:07:46,610 --> 01:07:48,934 Do you know what that means? 1679 01:07:48,934 --> 01:07:51,184 - Yeah, it means I get you. 1680 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:54,637 - You get me. 1681 01:07:54,637 --> 01:07:56,887 (lips smacking) 1682 01:07:56,887 --> 01:07:59,439 (Jack chuckles) 1683 01:07:59,439 --> 01:08:01,861 (guests cheer) 1684 01:08:01,861 --> 01:08:02,778 - Yay. Woo! 1685 01:08:04,059 --> 01:08:06,642 (guests cheer) 1686 01:08:08,139 --> 01:08:11,272 - All right, speech, speech, speech. 1687 01:08:11,272 --> 01:08:14,846 Um, (chuckles) I read somewhere once 1688 01:08:14,846 --> 01:08:18,319 that everything in life happens in threes 1689 01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:21,191 and that there are two kinds of people in this world, 1690 01:08:21,191 --> 01:08:23,535 those that think three is a charm 1691 01:08:23,535 --> 01:08:27,542 and those that think that in three strikes, you're out. 1692 01:08:27,542 --> 01:08:30,625 Well, the first time I met Owen here, 1693 01:08:31,532 --> 01:08:36,293 he was the biggest jerk I'd ever met in my life. 1694 01:08:36,293 --> 01:08:38,571 (guests laugh) - Hey, hey. 1695 01:08:38,571 --> 01:08:40,113 - It's true. 1696 01:08:40,113 --> 01:08:44,863 (laughs) And the second time I met Owen, 1697 01:08:45,999 --> 01:08:48,654 well, frankly, he farted. 1698 01:08:48,654 --> 01:08:50,319 - [Owen] Hey, don't tell... 1699 01:08:50,319 --> 01:08:52,783 (guests laugh) 1700 01:08:52,783 --> 01:08:57,033 - But the third, the third time, we became friends. 1701 01:08:58,944 --> 01:09:01,388 We became best friends. 1702 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:02,555 - Yes, we did. 1703 01:09:03,558 --> 01:09:06,225 (glasses clink) 1704 01:09:08,674 --> 01:09:09,507 (lips smack) 1705 01:09:09,507 --> 01:09:10,674 - [Guests] Aw. 1706 01:09:14,310 --> 01:09:17,243 - Hey, thanks for being a charm. 1707 01:09:17,243 --> 01:09:18,743 - Here, here. - Aw. 1708 01:09:19,709 --> 01:09:21,762 - [Guest] Cheers. Cheers. 1709 01:09:21,762 --> 01:09:23,217 - [Brady] Drinks are on me. Come on. 1710 01:09:23,217 --> 01:09:24,275 (guests cheer) 1711 01:09:24,275 --> 01:09:25,745 - [Guest] Let's all have a drink. 1712 01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,328 (gentle music) 1713 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,320 - [Owen] You're really something, you know that? 1714 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:40,769 - You ain't so bad yourself. 1715 01:09:40,769 --> 01:09:43,610 - Thank you, for everything. 1716 01:09:43,610 --> 01:09:46,792 (gentle music continues) 1717 01:09:46,792 --> 01:09:48,125 - No, thank you. 1718 01:09:49,642 --> 01:09:50,975 - No, thank you. 1719 01:09:52,786 --> 01:09:54,119 - No, thank you. 1720 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,827 - Nuh-uh, thank you. 1721 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:00,820 - No, thank you. 1722 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:03,940 (gentle music continues) 1723 01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:06,857 - You really do have a great smile. 1724 01:10:09,218 --> 01:10:10,468 - Yeah, I know. 1725 01:10:13,985 --> 01:10:17,402 (gentle music continues) 1726 01:10:26,192 --> 01:10:28,920 - Should we get outta here? 1727 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:29,902 - Yeah. 1728 01:10:29,902 --> 01:10:33,319 (gentle music continues) 1729 01:10:43,627 --> 01:10:45,627 Do you know what I love? 1730 01:10:46,816 --> 01:10:50,149 I love that you're a boy and I'm a girl. 1731 01:10:51,204 --> 01:10:53,947 - (chuckles) It sort of makes things easier, 1732 01:10:53,947 --> 01:10:55,095 wouldn't you say? 1733 01:10:55,095 --> 01:10:56,773 - It's just so great. 1734 01:10:56,773 --> 01:11:00,523 It's like, it's like you have these big hands 1735 01:11:03,613 --> 01:11:05,696 and I have these boobies. 1736 01:11:08,024 --> 01:11:11,312 (Nadine chuckles) 1737 01:11:11,312 --> 01:11:13,089 - I'm a big fan of the boobs myself. 1738 01:11:13,089 --> 01:11:16,506 (gentle music continues) 1739 01:11:19,221 --> 01:11:21,388 - Can I ask you something? 1740 01:11:23,309 --> 01:11:24,346 - Uh-oh. 1741 01:11:24,346 --> 01:11:25,632 - Mm-mm. 1742 01:11:25,632 --> 01:11:29,790 Just what, what, what, what does this mean? 1743 01:11:29,790 --> 01:11:31,707 Like, what happens now? 1744 01:11:34,536 --> 01:11:37,757 - Do we have to decide right now? 1745 01:11:37,757 --> 01:11:38,884 - I guess not. 1746 01:11:38,884 --> 01:11:39,967 - Okay, good. 1747 01:11:41,189 --> 01:11:43,439 Let's not decide right now. 1748 01:11:44,350 --> 01:11:48,183 Let's just, let's just see what happens, yeah? 1749 01:11:49,416 --> 01:11:52,019 - What happens when I do this? 1750 01:11:52,019 --> 01:11:53,444 - (gasps) Stop it. 1751 01:11:53,444 --> 01:11:56,591 (Nadine squeals) 1752 01:11:56,591 --> 01:11:57,913 - Okay. Chill, dude. 1753 01:11:57,913 --> 01:12:00,580 (Owen whistles) 1754 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:10,538 - How are you doing? 1755 01:12:10,538 --> 01:12:12,248 - Hey, look at you. Good morning. 1756 01:12:12,248 --> 01:12:13,081 - Morning. 1757 01:12:13,081 --> 01:12:14,372 - Cooking you breakfast. 1758 01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:15,366 - No, you're not. 1759 01:12:15,366 --> 01:12:16,199 - I am. 1760 01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:22,010 - You're much more limber than I thought. 1761 01:12:22,010 --> 01:12:22,987 - Are you kidding me? 1762 01:12:22,987 --> 01:12:24,205 I'm like a human pretzel. 1763 01:12:24,205 --> 01:12:26,212 (Nadine chuckles) (telephone ringing) 1764 01:12:26,212 --> 01:12:27,045 - You gonna get that? 1765 01:12:27,045 --> 01:12:29,488 - No, it's probably just Jack calling 1766 01:12:29,488 --> 01:12:31,501 to get all the steamy details. 1767 01:12:31,501 --> 01:12:32,861 (Nadine meowing) 1768 01:12:32,861 --> 01:12:33,819 Kitten. 1769 01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:34,835 (machine beeps) 1770 01:12:34,835 --> 01:12:38,042 - [Chloe] Hey, Owen, it's me, Chloe. 1771 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:40,116 I'm sorry to call you so early, 1772 01:12:40,116 --> 01:12:43,839 but I'm just really upset and need to talk to you 1773 01:12:43,839 --> 01:12:46,738 and you're the only one I can talk to. 1774 01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:48,555 - You should get it. 1775 01:12:48,555 --> 01:12:50,038 - [Chloe] Owen, are you there? 1776 01:12:50,038 --> 01:12:51,049 (phone beeps) 1777 01:12:51,049 --> 01:12:52,321 - Hi. 1778 01:12:52,321 --> 01:12:53,154 Hi. Hello. 1779 01:12:54,463 --> 01:12:55,630 No, it's okay. 1780 01:12:59,139 --> 01:13:00,972 Yeah, okay. Calm down. 1781 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,500 Calm down. Everything's gonna be fine. 1782 01:13:07,924 --> 01:13:08,841 Yeah, sure. 1783 01:13:13,307 --> 01:13:14,140 What time? 1784 01:13:15,197 --> 01:13:17,780 Mm-hm, okay, I'll see you then. 1785 01:13:18,711 --> 01:13:19,544 All right. 1786 01:13:19,544 --> 01:13:21,438 (phone beeping) 1787 01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,694 - I love this book so much. 1788 01:13:22,694 --> 01:13:23,777 It's so good. 1789 01:13:24,964 --> 01:13:26,714 - She's really upset. 1790 01:13:29,050 --> 01:13:30,870 - She sounded really upset. 1791 01:13:30,870 --> 01:13:32,117 - [Owen] Yeah, I'm just gonna go meet with her 1792 01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:34,003 and talk to her. 1793 01:13:34,003 --> 01:13:36,171 - You should go. Definitely. 1794 01:13:36,171 --> 01:13:37,004 - It's just a meeting. 1795 01:13:37,004 --> 01:13:38,671 It's really nothing. 1796 01:13:39,892 --> 01:13:40,970 You're... 1797 01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:42,463 - Owen, go. 1798 01:13:42,463 --> 01:13:44,033 (Nadine chuckles) 1799 01:13:44,033 --> 01:13:45,180 (Owen sighs) 1800 01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,763 (gentle music) 1801 01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:59,908 ♪ It took a long time to remember ♪ 1802 01:14:02,595 --> 01:14:07,595 ♪ And take a long time to believe ♪ 1803 01:14:09,988 --> 01:14:14,988 ♪ Knew I'd never find the answer ♪ 1804 01:14:17,281 --> 01:14:22,281 ♪ Know that you would never see ♪ 1805 01:14:24,757 --> 01:14:29,757 ♪ But we all must take our chances ♪ 1806 01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:32,023 ♪ If we ever wanna make ♪ 1807 01:14:32,023 --> 01:14:35,509 - Oh, it's so good to see you, Owen. 1808 01:14:35,509 --> 01:14:38,842 Oh, I just felt so confused and helpless 1809 01:14:39,681 --> 01:14:42,181 and I lost myself for a while. 1810 01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:44,446 I'm sorry. 1811 01:14:46,202 --> 01:14:48,666 Owen, I didn't mean to be so mean to you 1812 01:14:48,666 --> 01:14:50,233 and I didn't mean to hurt you. 1813 01:14:50,233 --> 01:14:51,066 - It's okay. 1814 01:14:51,066 --> 01:14:52,922 - It's not okay. 1815 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:53,922 I was wrong. 1816 01:14:55,570 --> 01:14:58,060 Ugh, I know this is so horrible to say, 1817 01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,560 but I had to try being famous. 1818 01:15:01,619 --> 01:15:05,536 It was like suddenly having the ability to fly. 1819 01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:09,440 I had to see what it was like. 1820 01:15:11,369 --> 01:15:15,590 But I realized that there's a price to pay, 1821 01:15:15,590 --> 01:15:18,840 and I've paid the biggest price of all. 1822 01:15:20,490 --> 01:15:21,407 I lost you. 1823 01:15:22,887 --> 01:15:27,887 ♪ We all want to be whatever we are ♪ 1824 01:15:28,236 --> 01:15:31,231 ♪ And I'll leave it up to you ♪ 1825 01:15:31,231 --> 01:15:32,131 - No, you didn't. 1826 01:15:32,131 --> 01:15:35,976 ♪ Hey, hey, hey now ♪ 1827 01:15:35,976 --> 01:15:40,976 ♪ You leave it up to me ♪ 1828 01:15:43,286 --> 01:15:46,406 ♪ I'll leave it up to you ♪ 1829 01:15:46,406 --> 01:15:49,332 ♪ Hey, hey, hey now ♪ 1830 01:15:49,332 --> 01:15:50,661 - Look, we slept together. 1831 01:15:50,661 --> 01:15:51,547 It's not like, 1832 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:54,230 you know, we were out buying China patterns or something. 1833 01:15:54,230 --> 01:15:55,506 It's okay. 1834 01:15:55,506 --> 01:15:57,886 - I know. But still. 1835 01:15:57,886 --> 01:16:00,420 - Look, the other night was a big mistake. 1836 01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:02,031 We got caught up in the moment. 1837 01:16:02,031 --> 01:16:03,990 It's no big deal. 1838 01:16:03,990 --> 01:16:06,258 - And sometimes mistakes can be the best things for us. 1839 01:16:06,258 --> 01:16:09,341 They point us in the right direction. 1840 01:16:12,111 --> 01:16:13,489 You know? 1841 01:16:13,489 --> 01:16:15,778 - Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. 1842 01:16:15,778 --> 01:16:18,248 - We can still hang out though, you know? 1843 01:16:18,248 --> 01:16:19,248 - Of course. 1844 01:16:20,090 --> 01:16:22,373 - We'll go to dinner next week. 1845 01:16:22,373 --> 01:16:23,908 - Sure. - All right? 1846 01:16:23,908 --> 01:16:25,872 I can't wait for you to get to know her. 1847 01:16:25,872 --> 01:16:27,789 You are gonna love her. 1848 01:16:31,225 --> 01:16:32,725 - I'm sure I will. 1849 01:16:34,301 --> 01:16:35,134 - Bye-bye. 1850 01:16:36,428 --> 01:16:38,845 (jazz music) 1851 01:16:43,694 --> 01:16:46,128 Chloe, you see me in this? 1852 01:16:46,128 --> 01:16:47,380 I can totally see myself- 1853 01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:49,279 - Look, it's out. 1854 01:16:49,279 --> 01:16:51,450 Oh my God, look how skinny I look. 1855 01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:53,032 These are are fantastic. 1856 01:16:53,032 --> 01:16:54,682 - They are really good. - Look at my eyes, 1857 01:16:54,682 --> 01:16:55,976 and the hair, everything. 1858 01:16:55,976 --> 01:16:57,330 Look. - It's great. 1859 01:16:57,330 --> 01:16:59,430 - Hey, Chloe. Look, it says right there. 1860 01:16:59,430 --> 01:17:00,976 - I see it. Yeah, it's great. 1861 01:17:00,976 --> 01:17:02,875 I'm gonna, I'm gonna go- - I'm so excited. 1862 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:04,757 - Put this back 'cause I'm not ready to buy it. 1863 01:17:04,757 --> 01:17:05,948 - This is so amazing. 1864 01:17:05,948 --> 01:17:08,605 (jazz music continues) 1865 01:17:08,605 --> 01:17:11,022 The red shirt looks good too. 1866 01:17:18,574 --> 01:17:21,824 (jazz music continues) 1867 01:17:26,373 --> 01:17:28,790 (fans cheer) 1868 01:17:31,823 --> 01:17:35,073 (jazz music continues) 1869 01:17:38,709 --> 01:17:41,126 (fans cheer) 1870 01:17:45,304 --> 01:17:47,241 - [Both] So what's the story with Chloe? 1871 01:17:47,241 --> 01:17:51,131 Are you glad you took her back or what? 1872 01:17:51,131 --> 01:17:52,922 - Do you know that pickle juice is the food equivalent 1873 01:17:52,922 --> 01:17:55,246 to embalming fluid? 1874 01:17:55,246 --> 01:17:57,837 - Did you know that Dad, mom, and I all think you're gay? 1875 01:17:57,837 --> 01:17:58,920 - Very funny. 1876 01:17:59,890 --> 01:18:02,993 Your sense of humor is really broadening. 1877 01:18:02,993 --> 01:18:05,341 - You still didn't answer my question. 1878 01:18:05,341 --> 01:18:07,332 - What? Chloe? 1879 01:18:07,332 --> 01:18:08,267 Chloe's the best. 1880 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:11,086 She's, uh, you know, are you kidding? 1881 01:18:11,086 --> 01:18:12,347 Why? 1882 01:18:12,347 --> 01:18:13,986 She doesn't seem different to you, does she? 1883 01:18:13,986 --> 01:18:14,936 - Well, let me see. 1884 01:18:14,936 --> 01:18:17,833 She's a little selfish, little self-absorbed, 1885 01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:19,416 even a little mean. 1886 01:18:20,490 --> 01:18:21,714 Same old Chloe. 1887 01:18:21,714 --> 01:18:23,889 - [Owen] You never liked her. 1888 01:18:23,889 --> 01:18:25,722 - Let me ask you this. 1889 01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,368 What does Nadine think of her? 1890 01:18:29,368 --> 01:18:30,201 - Nadine? 1891 01:18:30,201 --> 01:18:32,420 - [Bradley] Yeah. 1892 01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:33,948 - Nadine's mad at me. 1893 01:18:33,948 --> 01:18:36,242 She won't return any of my calls. 1894 01:18:36,242 --> 01:18:37,392 She's, uh... 1895 01:18:37,392 --> 01:18:38,225 (Bradley chuckles) 1896 01:18:38,225 --> 01:18:39,058 What? 1897 01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:42,238 - You shouldn't have slept with her, Owe. 1898 01:18:42,238 --> 01:18:44,663 Especially if you knew you weren't gonna stay with her. 1899 01:18:44,663 --> 01:18:45,607 - Yeah, great. 1900 01:18:45,607 --> 01:18:47,847 This from the guy who would fuck mud. 1901 01:18:47,847 --> 01:18:49,865 - It's different. 1902 01:18:49,865 --> 01:18:51,896 - How is there a difference? 1903 01:18:51,896 --> 01:18:55,396 - With me, they know what they're getting. 1904 01:19:03,361 --> 01:19:04,879 Nadine didn't know. 1905 01:19:04,879 --> 01:19:07,712 (pickle crunches) 1906 01:19:11,155 --> 01:19:13,730 (can hisses) 1907 01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:16,647 (traffic whirring) 1908 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,421 - So how's that piece you've been writing? 1909 01:19:29,421 --> 01:19:30,254 - Good. 1910 01:19:30,254 --> 01:19:31,087 - That's good. 1911 01:19:31,087 --> 01:19:32,403 - Yeah. 1912 01:19:32,403 --> 01:19:33,801 And how'd that interview go today? 1913 01:19:33,801 --> 01:19:34,728 - Good. 1914 01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:35,561 - That's good. 1915 01:19:35,561 --> 01:19:37,069 - Yeah. 1916 01:19:37,069 --> 01:19:38,471 Oh, I totally forgot. 1917 01:19:38,471 --> 01:19:39,934 He did this really cool thing 1918 01:19:39,934 --> 01:19:41,653 where he didn't really interview me. 1919 01:19:41,653 --> 01:19:43,325 He gave me this sort of questionnaire. 1920 01:19:43,325 --> 01:19:44,598 - Yeah? 1921 01:19:44,598 --> 01:19:45,817 - Yeah. 1922 01:19:45,817 --> 01:19:46,738 It was really cool. 1923 01:19:46,738 --> 01:19:49,651 I mean, the questions were great. 1924 01:19:49,651 --> 01:19:50,734 Wanna try it? 1925 01:19:52,452 --> 01:19:54,545 - Yeah. If you want. 1926 01:19:54,545 --> 01:19:55,378 - Okay. 1927 01:19:56,905 --> 01:20:00,905 What is your least favorite quality in a person? 1928 01:20:03,736 --> 01:20:04,819 - Disloyalty. 1929 01:20:06,454 --> 01:20:09,871 - What word or expression do you overuse? 1930 01:20:12,763 --> 01:20:14,680 - I, I'll pay you back. 1931 01:20:16,672 --> 01:20:19,422 (Chloe chuckles) 1932 01:20:21,248 --> 01:20:23,589 - Who is the love of your life? 1933 01:20:23,589 --> 01:20:24,695 - What? 1934 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:28,040 - [Chloe] Who is the love of your life? 1935 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:28,873 - It doesn't say that. 1936 01:20:28,873 --> 01:20:29,706 - Yes, it does. 1937 01:20:29,706 --> 01:20:30,622 - No, it doesn't. - It's right here. 1938 01:20:30,622 --> 01:20:31,891 - Can I see? - No, you can't see. 1939 01:20:31,891 --> 01:20:32,724 That's cheating. - Well, I wanna know 1940 01:20:32,724 --> 01:20:33,557 if it even says it. 1941 01:20:33,557 --> 01:20:34,853 Let me just, why can't I just see? 1942 01:20:34,853 --> 01:20:35,859 - Because it's cheating. 1943 01:20:35,859 --> 01:20:36,692 No. 1944 01:20:36,692 --> 01:20:37,525 - Come on. Let me just see. 1945 01:20:37,525 --> 01:20:38,858 Let me just see. 1946 01:20:44,135 --> 01:20:46,052 It doesn't say who's... 1947 01:20:56,007 --> 01:20:58,257 (no audio) 1948 01:21:04,209 --> 01:21:05,042 - Well? 1949 01:21:09,831 --> 01:21:11,414 - I'm sorry, Chloe. 1950 01:21:13,504 --> 01:21:14,337 - I know. 1951 01:21:16,009 --> 01:21:16,842 Me too. 1952 01:21:20,562 --> 01:21:23,145 (gentle music) 1953 01:21:33,075 --> 01:21:36,492 (gentle music continues) 1954 01:21:41,337 --> 01:21:42,920 - I'm sorry, Chloe. 1955 01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,913 (gentle music continues) 1956 01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:57,173 (bright music) 1957 01:22:07,245 --> 01:22:10,662 (bright music continues) 1958 01:22:20,699 --> 01:22:22,107 (bright music continues) 1959 01:22:22,107 --> 01:22:24,774 (door knocking) 1960 01:22:29,844 --> 01:22:32,427 (Nadine sighs) 1961 01:22:33,744 --> 01:22:34,830 - [Nadine] What? 1962 01:22:34,830 --> 01:22:36,232 - Can I talk? Can I talk to you? 1963 01:22:36,232 --> 01:22:37,268 - [Nadine] No. 1964 01:22:37,268 --> 01:22:39,032 - I understand that you're upset. 1965 01:22:39,032 --> 01:22:40,751 I just want to, you have every right to be upset. 1966 01:22:40,751 --> 01:22:41,584 - Oh, thank you so much. 1967 01:22:41,584 --> 01:22:43,884 It's so nice of you to validate my feelings for me. 1968 01:22:43,884 --> 01:22:45,729 - Can you let me finish? 1969 01:22:45,729 --> 01:22:47,660 I am trying to work this out with you, 1970 01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:49,127 so just let me finish. 1971 01:22:49,127 --> 01:22:51,560 - You had your chance, Owen, and you blew it. 1972 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:52,701 - You were the one who said 1973 01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:55,127 we didn't have to decide what we were. 1974 01:22:55,127 --> 01:22:55,963 Didn't you say that? 1975 01:22:55,963 --> 01:22:57,721 - Yeah, I said we should take it slow, Owen. 1976 01:22:57,721 --> 01:22:59,200 I didn't think you'd jump out of bed with me 1977 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,281 into the arms of another woman. 1978 01:23:01,281 --> 01:23:03,439 - Yeah, but you knew that I had feelings for her, so, 1979 01:23:03,439 --> 01:23:06,114 and you knew how much it hurt me when she broke my heart. 1980 01:23:06,114 --> 01:23:07,200 - She broke your heart. 1981 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,033 - [Owen] Yeah. 1982 01:23:08,033 --> 01:23:09,370 - She didn't break your heart, Owen. 1983 01:23:09,370 --> 01:23:10,699 She bruised your ego. 1984 01:23:10,699 --> 01:23:11,802 - I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 1985 01:23:11,802 --> 01:23:12,715 - Yes, I am sorry. 1986 01:23:12,715 --> 01:23:14,467 I know what I did was wrong. 1987 01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:15,987 I just told her that it's over 1988 01:23:15,987 --> 01:23:17,640 and I'm here to tell you that it's over 1989 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:20,300 and that I want to be with you because I love you. 1990 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:21,133 - Oh, yeah? 1991 01:23:21,133 --> 01:23:21,966 - [Owen] I love you. 1992 01:23:21,966 --> 01:23:22,799 - You love me? 1993 01:23:22,799 --> 01:23:23,757 - Yes. - Ha. 1994 01:23:23,757 --> 01:23:27,090 Owen, you don't know what love is, okay? 1995 01:23:28,258 --> 01:23:29,349 Okay? 1996 01:23:29,349 --> 01:23:31,869 Love is not wanting what you can't have, okay? 1997 01:23:31,869 --> 01:23:33,036 Stop it, okay? 1998 01:23:34,464 --> 01:23:36,150 Love is about commitment, okay? 1999 01:23:36,150 --> 01:23:39,191 You choose to be with somebody and you stay with them. 2000 01:23:39,191 --> 01:23:43,858 You don't pick up and leave when you get a better offer. 2001 01:23:46,034 --> 01:23:48,016 - I don't, I I, I'm trying to, 2002 01:23:48,016 --> 01:23:49,104 I don't know how to tell you- - Fuck you. 2003 01:23:49,104 --> 01:23:50,771 Just fuck off, Owen. 2004 01:24:00,476 --> 01:24:02,909 (telephone beeping) 2005 01:24:02,909 --> 01:24:05,909 (telephone ringing) 2006 01:24:07,135 --> 01:24:10,135 (telephone ringing) 2007 01:24:17,444 --> 01:24:18,277 (machine clicks) 2008 01:24:18,277 --> 01:24:19,218 (machine beeps) 2009 01:24:19,218 --> 01:24:20,968 - [Owen] Hi. It's me. 2010 01:24:23,923 --> 01:24:26,023 I know you don't want to talk to me. 2011 01:24:26,023 --> 01:24:27,535 Are you there? 2012 01:24:27,535 --> 01:24:28,785 Please pick up. 2013 01:24:31,175 --> 01:24:33,360 If you're there, please pick up. 2014 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,046 Are you not picking up? 2015 01:24:35,046 --> 01:24:35,879 Hello? 2016 01:24:38,889 --> 01:24:40,306 I've been a jerk. 2017 01:24:44,092 --> 01:24:47,009 The funny thing about realizing you're a jerk, 2018 01:24:47,009 --> 01:24:51,080 for some reason, you want the whole world to know, 2019 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:54,163 especially the person closest to you. 2020 01:24:56,557 --> 01:24:57,915 Are you not picking up the phone? 2021 01:24:57,915 --> 01:24:59,545 Please pick up. 2022 01:24:59,545 --> 01:25:00,962 Pick up, pick up. 2023 01:25:02,192 --> 01:25:05,866 Or I guess you're really not there. 2024 01:25:05,866 --> 01:25:07,116 Please call me. 2025 01:25:08,810 --> 01:25:11,011 (bright music) 2026 01:25:11,011 --> 01:25:13,186 (bright music) 2027 01:25:13,186 --> 01:25:16,154 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 2028 01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:19,475 ♪ Ding, ding, ding went the bell ♪ 2029 01:25:19,475 --> 01:25:22,433 ♪ Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings ♪ 2030 01:25:22,433 --> 01:25:23,575 ♪ From the moment ♪ - I'm sorry. 2031 01:25:23,575 --> 01:25:25,257 ♪ I saw him, I fell ♪ 2032 01:25:25,257 --> 01:25:28,055 (bright music continues) 2033 01:25:28,055 --> 01:25:31,123 ♪ Chug, chug, chug went the motor ♪ 2034 01:25:31,123 --> 01:25:34,314 ♪ Bump, bump, bump went the brake ♪ 2035 01:25:34,314 --> 01:25:37,515 ♪ Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings ♪ 2036 01:25:37,515 --> 01:25:42,105 ♪ When he smiled, I could feel the car shake ♪ 2037 01:25:42,105 --> 01:25:45,022 (projector clicks) 2038 01:25:49,445 --> 01:25:50,945 - Jack, what's up? 2039 01:25:53,136 --> 01:25:55,553 Uh, no, you have a good time. 2040 01:25:57,868 --> 01:25:59,226 All right? 2041 01:25:59,226 --> 01:26:00,059 Hey, Jack. 2042 01:26:03,860 --> 01:26:05,860 Have you heard from her? 2043 01:26:08,888 --> 01:26:09,721 Really? 2044 01:26:11,882 --> 01:26:12,715 Okay. 2045 01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:15,090 Yeah, uh-uh, okay. 2046 01:26:17,053 --> 01:26:18,433 No, I'm all right. 2047 01:26:18,433 --> 01:26:20,597 Yeah, I'll call you. Bye. 2048 01:26:20,597 --> 01:26:23,430 (telephone beeps) 2049 01:26:28,232 --> 01:26:30,815 (gentle music) 2050 01:26:40,806 --> 01:26:44,223 (gentle music continues) 2051 01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:57,717 (gentle music continues) 2052 01:27:07,795 --> 01:27:11,212 (gentle music continues) 2053 01:27:19,376 --> 01:27:21,959 (Nadine sighs) 2054 01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:24,556 - No more cold feet. 2055 01:27:25,423 --> 01:27:26,256 - No. 2056 01:27:26,256 --> 01:27:27,089 - Wait, can I just speak to you for a second? 2057 01:27:27,089 --> 01:27:27,922 - No, you can't actually 2058 01:27:27,922 --> 01:27:28,755 speak to me. - Just a second. 2059 01:27:28,755 --> 01:27:32,255 - I don't wanna hear what you have to say. 2060 01:27:33,759 --> 01:27:35,070 (machine beeps) 2061 01:27:35,070 --> 01:27:37,534 Hey, Owen, it's me, Nadine. 2062 01:27:37,534 --> 01:27:38,944 Just wondering what you're doing. 2063 01:27:38,944 --> 01:27:40,768 Hey, you wanna see a movie? Bye. 2064 01:27:40,768 --> 01:27:44,231 Hey, I rented "Meet me in St. Louis." 2065 01:27:44,231 --> 01:27:46,095 Okay, I'll wait till you get here. 2066 01:27:46,095 --> 01:27:46,928 Bye. 2067 01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:48,601 Hey, could you come over? 2068 01:27:48,601 --> 01:27:51,261 I just, I just got some bad news. 2069 01:27:51,261 --> 01:27:52,423 I don't know. 2070 01:27:52,423 --> 01:27:53,970 Just come over if you can, all right? 2071 01:27:53,970 --> 01:27:54,803 Bye. 2072 01:27:54,803 --> 01:27:55,717 (machine beeps) 2073 01:27:55,717 --> 01:27:57,006 Hey, it's me. 2074 01:27:57,006 --> 01:27:58,094 I guess you're not in. 2075 01:27:58,094 --> 01:28:00,408 Well, okay, I hope you have a good day or night. 2076 01:28:00,408 --> 01:28:02,258 Well, anyway, just call me, okay? 2077 01:28:02,258 --> 01:28:03,091 Bye. 2078 01:28:03,091 --> 01:28:04,493 (machine beeps) 2079 01:28:04,493 --> 01:28:07,186 Hey, I need my goofy Owen fix. 2080 01:28:07,186 --> 01:28:08,020 Call me. 2081 01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:09,112 (machine beeps) 2082 01:28:09,112 --> 01:28:10,362 Happy birthday! 2083 01:28:11,212 --> 01:28:13,647 Get up, birthday boy. 2084 01:28:13,647 --> 01:28:15,746 Oh, oh, I guess you're gone. 2085 01:28:15,746 --> 01:28:17,722 Okay, I'll try you at work. 2086 01:28:17,722 --> 01:28:18,564 Have a good birthday. 2087 01:28:18,564 --> 01:28:19,866 Bye. Miss you. 2088 01:28:19,866 --> 01:28:21,353 (machine beeps) 2089 01:28:21,353 --> 01:28:24,069 - I've been a moron and I don't know, I don't know, 2090 01:28:24,069 --> 01:28:26,827 I feel like I've let the best thing in my life slip away 2091 01:28:26,827 --> 01:28:28,073 and I just want... 2092 01:28:28,073 --> 01:28:30,656 (gentle music) 2093 01:28:34,401 --> 01:28:36,837 - Can you just kiss me? 2094 01:28:36,837 --> 01:28:38,087 You stupid man. 2095 01:28:40,736 --> 01:28:44,153 (gentle music continues) 2096 01:28:54,219 --> 01:28:57,636 (gentle music continues) 2097 01:29:00,365 --> 01:29:02,901 (Nadine chuckles) 2098 01:29:02,901 --> 01:29:04,049 - I just wanna say for the record 2099 01:29:04,049 --> 01:29:07,101 that I wasn't gonna say something stupid. 2100 01:29:07,101 --> 01:29:08,518 - Yeah, you were. 2101 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:10,708 - Nope. 2102 01:29:13,298 --> 01:29:14,863 - What were you gonna say? 2103 01:29:14,863 --> 01:29:15,946 - I love you. 2104 01:29:16,924 --> 01:29:17,757 I love you. 2105 01:29:17,757 --> 01:29:21,174 (gentle music continues) 2106 01:29:26,819 --> 01:29:27,652 - Hey. 2107 01:29:29,962 --> 01:29:30,997 - [Officiant] Do you take this man 2108 01:29:30,997 --> 01:29:34,385 to be your lawfully wedded husband again? 2109 01:29:34,385 --> 01:29:35,218 - I do. 2110 01:29:36,485 --> 01:29:37,886 - And do you, Jack, take Diane 2111 01:29:37,886 --> 01:29:41,053 to be your lawfully wedded wife again? 2112 01:29:42,497 --> 01:29:43,330 - I do. 2113 01:29:44,801 --> 01:29:48,051 - I now pronounce you husband and wife. 2114 01:29:49,407 --> 01:29:50,618 - [Both] Again. 2115 01:29:50,618 --> 01:29:52,282 (Diane chuckles) 2116 01:29:52,282 --> 01:29:54,305 (gentle music continues) 2117 01:29:54,305 --> 01:29:57,888 (guests cheer and applaud) 2118 01:30:02,805 --> 01:30:05,430 (guest whistles) - Stop. 2119 01:30:05,430 --> 01:30:07,570 (guests applaud) 2120 01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:09,672 (guests chatter indistinctly) 2121 01:30:09,672 --> 01:30:13,089 (gentle music continues) 2122 01:30:20,155 --> 01:30:23,137 - Did you say something back there? 2123 01:30:23,137 --> 01:30:24,844 - No. I thought you did. 2124 01:30:24,844 --> 01:30:28,261 (gentle music continues) 2125 01:30:32,639 --> 01:30:35,266 They say that love is blind, 2126 01:30:35,266 --> 01:30:38,032 but for me, it was just stupid. 2127 01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:40,615 (upbeat music) 2128 01:30:47,455 --> 01:30:51,076 ♪ I know a place where we can go ♪ 2129 01:30:51,076 --> 01:30:55,784 ♪ Just around the corner, baby, don't you know ♪ 2130 01:30:55,784 --> 01:31:00,784 ♪ Where you can let your troubles roll into the sea ♪ 2131 01:31:03,359 --> 01:31:07,435 ♪ And if you're in the mood for something real ♪ 2132 01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:12,040 ♪ Maybe I could tell about the way I feel ♪ 2133 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:15,254 ♪ But you're gonna have to let yourself go ♪ 2134 01:31:15,254 --> 01:31:20,254 ♪ And put your trust in me ♪ 2135 01:31:20,285 --> 01:31:24,181 ♪ 'Cause it's a long, unforgiving road ♪ 2136 01:31:24,181 --> 01:31:28,746 ♪ Don't want to see you face it all alone ♪ 2137 01:31:28,746 --> 01:31:33,434 ♪ Little darling, this boy knows the kind of love you need ♪ 2138 01:31:33,434 --> 01:31:35,273 ♪ Don't ♪ 2139 01:31:35,273 --> 01:31:37,737 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2140 01:31:37,737 --> 01:31:40,355 ♪ Don't ♪ 2141 01:31:40,355 --> 01:31:44,205 ♪ Out there in the crowd where the race is run ♪ 2142 01:31:44,205 --> 01:31:48,699 ♪ Everybody's struggling to be someone ♪ 2143 01:31:48,699 --> 01:31:52,089 ♪ They try to chase away the clouds ♪ 2144 01:31:52,089 --> 01:31:56,152 ♪ So that they can see ♪ 2145 01:31:56,152 --> 01:31:58,079 ♪ Forgеt about it, baby ♪ 2146 01:31:58,079 --> 01:32:00,296 ♪ It's the same old mess ♪ 2147 01:32:00,296 --> 01:32:04,967 ♪ Standing in the way of your happiness ♪ 2148 01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:09,967 ♪ I want to walk you to the bright side of the street ♪ 2149 01:32:13,109 --> 01:32:17,051 ♪ It don't get better when you run and hide ♪ 2150 01:32:17,051 --> 01:32:20,550 ♪ And keep your troubles bottled up inside ♪ 2151 01:32:20,550 --> 01:32:24,748 ♪ Oh, I want to help you to ease your mind ♪ 2152 01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:26,639 ♪ Baby, set you free ♪ 2153 01:32:26,639 --> 01:32:27,803 ♪ Don't ♪ 2154 01:32:27,803 --> 01:32:30,182 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2155 01:32:30,182 --> 01:32:32,196 ♪ Don't ♪ 2156 01:32:32,196 --> 01:32:33,640 ♪ Don't step away now ♪ 2157 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:37,057 (upbeat music continues) 2158 01:32:41,205 --> 01:32:44,964 ♪ How long must I wait till I can feel your touch ♪ 2159 01:32:44,964 --> 01:32:46,443 ♪ Let's spend the night together ♪ 2160 01:32:46,443 --> 01:32:49,544 ♪ It could mean so much ♪ 2161 01:32:49,544 --> 01:32:54,544 ♪ When solitary is such a lonely place to be ♪ 2162 01:32:56,917 --> 01:33:00,921 ♪ Just open your up eyes and you understand ♪ 2163 01:33:00,921 --> 01:33:05,318 ♪ Baby, I was hoping just to be your man ♪ 2164 01:33:05,318 --> 01:33:07,794 ♪ Now, sister, you and I ♪ 2165 01:33:07,794 --> 01:33:12,794 ♪ Could have a taste of something sweet ♪ 2166 01:33:13,384 --> 01:33:17,679 ♪ It don't get better when you run and hide ♪ 2167 01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:21,640 ♪ And keep your troubles bottled up inside ♪ 2168 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:25,099 ♪ Oh, I want to help you to ease your mind ♪ 2169 01:33:25,099 --> 01:33:26,933 ♪ Baby, set you free ♪ 2170 01:33:26,933 --> 01:33:28,654 ♪ Don't ♪ 2171 01:33:28,654 --> 01:33:30,995 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2172 01:33:30,995 --> 01:33:32,673 ♪ Don't ♪ 2173 01:33:32,673 --> 01:33:34,777 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2174 01:33:34,777 --> 01:33:36,703 ♪ Don't ♪ 2175 01:33:36,703 --> 01:33:38,860 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2176 01:33:38,860 --> 01:33:40,675 ♪ Don't ♪ 2177 01:33:40,675 --> 01:33:45,175 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2178 01:33:45,175 --> 01:33:48,913 ♪ Don't step away from me now, baby ♪ 2179 01:33:48,913 --> 01:33:49,746 ♪ Don't step away from me ♪ 2180 01:33:49,746 --> 01:33:53,001 ♪ Don't step away from me now, babe ♪ 2181 01:33:53,001 --> 01:33:57,004 ♪ Don't step away from me now, baby ♪ 2182 01:33:57,004 --> 01:33:59,791 ♪ Don't step away from me now, babe ♪ 2183 01:33:59,791 --> 01:34:03,208 (upbeat music continues) 2184 01:34:13,175 --> 01:34:16,592 (upbeat music continues) 2185 01:34:22,734 --> 01:34:25,817 (train horn blaring)