BARK, BARK !
BARK !
BARK ! HMM.
sync by The.mask from subscene to this version
UH, YOU BETTER HAVE
A LOOK AT THIS, SIR.
- AH, COMMERCIAL FLIGHT.
- UH, NO. TOO FAST, SIR.
- ONE OF OUR OWN ?
- AIR FORCE HAS
NOTHING SCHEDULED.
- WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A BOGIE.
- [ Alarm Blaring ]
ORANGE LEADER TO DELTA GROUP.
ANTICIPATE VISUAL CONTACT...
NOW.
- BARK, BARK !
- HOLY COW PIE !
HI ! NICE ANTIQUES.
GOTTA BLAST !
FUSION MIX STABLE,
ENGINE CYCLING
AT ONE MILLION GIGAJOULES.
COOL ! WE DIDN'T BLOW UP.
GREAT ! UH, JIMMY,
I-I THINK THEY WANT US
TO PULL OVER.
NOPE. NO TIME FOR THAT, CARL.
STAND BY WITH THE SATELLITE.
OKAY. UH,
WHAT DO I DO AGAIN ?
YOU'RE THE DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM,
CARL. AS SOON AS WE CLEAR THE
ATMOSPHERE, YOU JUST THROW IT.
- RIGHT.
- PREPARE TO LEAVE
THE ATMOSPHERE !
SORRY ABOUT THE TOAST, DEAR.
I HAD TO MAKE IT IN THE OVEN.
I CAN'T FIND OUR TOASTER
ANYWHERE.
OH, LOOKY !
[ Chuckling ]
WELL, THIS OVEN TOAST IS
BRILLIANT, SUGAR BOOGER.
AND YOUR YOLKS ARE
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT TOO.
OH, RUN AWAY WITH ME,
MY LOVE.
[ Giggles ] OKAY.
BUT WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE MY CAR
BECAUSE YOUR TRANSMISSION NEEDS
A NEW COMPRESSION CUFF.
WHATEVER.
OOH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
QUACK-QUACK.
WOULD YOU TRY CALLING JIMMY ?
HE'S GOING TO MISS
THE BUS AGAIN.
JIMMY ! BREAKFAST !
TIME TO COME DOWN !
♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
QUACK, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN,
DOWN DOWN, QUACK-QUACK ♪
UP, UP, UP !
ENGAGING PULSE ROCKETS... NOW !
- NO !
- NOW ?
[ Grunts, Gasps ]
UH, IS THIS
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ?
COME ON, THINK, THINK, THINK !
[ Thinking ] BRAIN BLAST !
[ Aloud ]
GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH !
BARK !
THANKS, BOY.
[ Gasps, Whimpers ]
[ Beeping ]
- WOW !
- DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME.
[ Screaming ]
MUST... ENGAGE...
STABILIZERS !
NOW JUST A QUICK STOP
AT MY HOUSE.
I-I DON'T KNOW, JIMMY.
I GOTTA GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME.
B-B-BESIDES, YOU PRO--
- RIGHT. GOTCHA.
- NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO--
JIMMY !
[ Whimpering ]
OKAY.
SEE YOU IN HOMEROOM !
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT, GODDARD.
IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE !
AAH !
- [ Both Yelling ]
- [ Bell Clanging ]
- [ Beeping ]
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Yelling ]
[ Yelling ]
[ Honking ]
[ Crashing ]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
THE CHIMNEY FELL OFF AGAIN.
WELL, THAT WASN'T
SO BAD, HUH ?
[ Crashing ]
[ Horn Honking ]
OOPS.
BARK !
- JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON !
- [ Gasps ]
I SEE YOU UP THERE.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TOLD YOU
NOT TO LAUNCH YOURSELF
OFF THE ROOF ?
PROBABLY NINE.
EXACTLY NINE.
THEY SAY REPETITION IS GOOD
FOR A DEVELOPING BRAIN.
THEN JUST WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?
WELL, LAST NIGHT I RECEIVED A
MESSAGE FROM OUTER SPACE, BUT IT
WAS GARBLED IN THE IONOSPHERE,
SO, MOM, I HAD TO LAUNCH
A COMMUNICATIONS TOASTER--
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
I MEAN, SATELLITE.
WELL, MESSAGE FROM SPACE ?
WOW.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, HUGH.
JIMMY, WE'VE REPEATEDLY TOLD YOU
NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
AW, BUT MOM, I'M
ON THE VERGE OF CONTACT WITH
AN ADVANCED ALIEN CIVILIZATION.
I DON'T CARE HOW ADVANCED
THEY SAY THEY ARE, JIMMY.
IF YOUR FATHER AND I HAVEN'T
MET THEM, THEY'RE STRANGERS !
RIGHT, HUGH ?
WELL, EXCEPT FOR POLICEMEN.
THEY'RE THERE TO HELP YOU.
HMM.
OH, YOU GOTTA ADMIT
THAT IS PRETTY NEAT !
BUT VERY UNSAFE, HONEY.
THAT'S... BAD.
[ Gasps ]
DEACTIVATE... PANTS !
ENGAGE GINGIVITIS 2000.
- AHH.
- [ Beeps ]
[ Gagging ]
ROBO-BARBER PROTOTYPE,
ENGAGE !
[ Computerized Voice ]
ON-LINE.
TA-DA.
UH-UH.
YOU ROCK.
HMM... UH-UH.
YOU GO, GIRL.
[ Yells ]
MM-HMM.
- SHOE-BOT !
- [ Beeping ]
[ Alarm Blaring ]
[ Horn Honking ]
[ Yells ]
- OH.
- SORRY.
WHOOP !
BYE, GODDARD !
- WAIT ! I'M HERE !
- GOOD-BYE, SON !
HAVE A GOOD DAY !
OH, GODDARD !
NOT ON THE PORCH !
MMM ?
[ Children Laughing ]
[ Yelling ]
HEY ! HEY, WAIT !
HMM. SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY TO TRY OUT
THE SUPER BUBBLE GUM MOBILE !
NO, JIMMY, DON'T TRY IT !
IT'S TOO SOON.
NONSENSE ! ALL GREAT INVENTIONS
NEED A TEST RUN.
♪ [ Techno ]
[ Laughing ]
ALL RIGHT !
WHOA ! HA-HA !
YES ! [ Yells ]
♪ THE KID WITH THE KNACK
FOR INVENTION ♪
♪ HE'S GOTTA SAVE THE WORLD
AND GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME ♪
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
♪ [ Singing Along ]
[ Jimmy ]
HELLO !
RIGHT HERE !
HEY, LOOK ! NEUTRON'S
GOT ANOTHER ONE.
NICE INVENTION, "NERDTRON."
TOO BAD SOMEBODY ALREADY
INVENTED THE BUS.
HEY, GUYS !
I'VE GOT IT DOWN THIS TIME.
INTERNAL COMBUSTION IS
SUCH OLD SCIENCE.
BUBBLE TRAVEL IS
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE !
[ Kids Laughing ]
[ Groans ]
I GUESS TREES ARE,
LIKE, THE BRAKES ?
[ Groans, Sighs ]
UH, HELLO.
JIMMY !
OH, CARL.
[ Yells ]
CAREFUL ! CAREFUL !
OW ! OOH ! OW ! HEY ! OW !
OOH ! EEE ! OH !
THANKS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
WHAT A DAY, HUH ?
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE,
CARL:
THE WORST IS BEHIND US.
[ Huffing, Puffing ]
AND MY FOSSIL-TO-CHROMOSOME
RATIOS CLEARLY DEMONSTRATE...
THAT FEMALE DINOSAURS,
LIKE THIS PLESIOSAURUS,
WERE THE STRONGER
AND SMARTER OF THEIR SPECIES.
BUT, SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?
[ Chuckling ]
AFTER CLASS,
I'LL BE HAPPY TO DEMONSTRATE
HOW BOY DINOSAURS
GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED...
BY GIRL DINOSAURS
ON A REGULAR BASIS !
EXCUSE ME,
BUT THE MANDIBLE CREST OF
CINDY'S ALLEGED PLESIOSAUR...
IS ACTUALLY THAT
OF A MALE MEGALOSAUR,
AS DEFINED BY
LAST WEEK'S WORLD CONGRESS
OF PALEONTOLOGISTS.
THOSE FINDINGS WERE
INCONCLUSIVE,
AND YOU KNOW IT, NEUTRON !
HELLO ! MISS FOWL, WHAT IS
THE STANDARD FOR RESEARCH
ON THESE EXTRA-CREDIT REPORTS ?
UM, YES, WELL, UM--
LET'S MOVE ALONG
TO SHOW-AND-TELL NOW,
SHALL WE ?
THIS IS ULTRALORD !
SHEEN,
THIS IS THE SEVENTH WEEK
IN A ROW YOU'VE SHOWN
ULTRALORD IN CLASS.
MISS FOWL,
THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT.
THIS PURPLE VENGEANCE VERSION
WITH POWER FISTS
AND NUCLEAR KNEES...
IS IN RARE,
NEVER-BEEN-SEEN CONDITION,
MAKING IT HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE.
NEVER-BEEN-SEEN, HUH ?
WELL, THEN, HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'S EVEN IN THERE ?
HMM. NYAH, NYAH.
- NO !
- [ Laughing ]
PSST ! HEY, JIMMY.
WANNA SEE A FROG ?
- OH, THAT LOOKS GREAT, CARL.
- THANKS.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING ?
FLYCYCLE MODIFICATIONS
FOR GODDARD, SECOND PROTOTYPE.
PROTOTYPE, HUH ?
UH-HUH.
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THAT LOOKS GOOD TOO.
THANKS, CARL.
[ Miss Fowl Squawking ]
CARL !
WOULD YOU PLEASE SHARE WITH US
YOUR SHOW-AND-TELL, CARL ?
OH, UM, OKAY.
THIS IS MY INHALER.
IT PROVIDES FAST-ACTING RELIEF
OF BRONCHIAL SWELLING...
DUE TO ASTHMA OR ALLERGIES.
ONE TOUCH OF THE BUTTON,
AND--
[ Screaming ]
I CAN'T SEE !
[ Class Laughing ]
THANK YOU, CARL.
ALL RIGHT.
NEXT WE HAVE--
- [ Crashing, Banging ]
- NICK !
[ Sighs ]
[ All Sigh ]
AH, YES, NICK.
YOU ARE A TAD TARDY
AGAIN !
OH, MY. AM I ?
YEAH, IT TOOK ME A LITTLE WHILE
TO COPY MY MOM'S HANDWRITING
FOR THIS LATE NOTE.
[ Squawking ]
YOUR SHOW-AND-TELL, PLEASE.
HOW'S IT GOIN' ?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
DO SHOW-AND-TELL.
OH, OH, YES.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THANK YOU, NICK.
OOPS.
DID YOU DROP THIS ?
[ Giggling ]
UH, YES, WELL, I, UM--
MY-- DROP-- PENCIL.
BLAAH.
JIMMY,
WE EAGERLY AWAIT
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR, UH,
INTERESTING SHOW-AND-TELLS.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I BROUGHT MY LATEST INVENTION.
BEHOLD... THE SHRINK RAY !
WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEUTRON--
AREN'T YOU SHORT ENOUGH
ALREADY ?
[ Class Laughing ]
FUNNY, CINDY.
BUT THIS DEVICE IS
MORE SUITED TO SHRINK SOMETHING
AS VAST AS SPACE ITSELF,
LIKE, SAY, UM, YOUR MOUTH.
[ Beeping ]
[ Chuckling ]
[ Groans ]
[ Class Laughs ]
HELP ME ! HELP ME !
I'M SO TINY !
JUST LIKE JIMMY'S BRAIN !
[ Bell Rings ]
[ Boy ]
SO MUCH FOR THE NOBEL PRIZE !
[ Miss Fowl ]
CHILDREN, THAT'S ENOUGH !
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME !
IT WORKED THIS MORNING.
I LIKE YOUR USELESS
SHRINK RAY, JIMMY.
OH, WELL. IT'S PROBABLY
JUST A PROGRAMMING ERROR.
[ Squawking ]
OH, MY !
[ Whimpering ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Hissing ]
BACK, BACK, LEVIATHAN !
[ Roaring ]
AW, COME ON, JIMMY.
YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE GREATEST
INVENTORS OF ALL TIME...
STARTED AS COMPLETE,
HOPELESS FAILURES TOO.
YEAH.
WELL, THANK YOU, CARL.
I-I FEEL BETTER, I THINK.
I'M GLAD.
THAT'S GOOD. H-HEY !
RETROLAND THEME PARK !
CHECK IT OUT !
MEET ULTRALORD... LIVE !
OH, LOOK !
IT'S THE STATE-OF-THE-ART,
BONE-WARPING GRAVITY RIDE !
I COULD HANG OUT
WITH ULTRALORD !
AND THERE'S A PETTING ZOO !
NO !
WELL, LOOK AT THIS !
"MEET ULTRALORD LIVE !"
LLAMAS AND CAPYBARAS.
"MEET ULTRALORD LIVE !"
WHO CARES ?
BUT I'M GONNA TOUCH A LLAMA !
GUYS, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT TO GO
TO THE GRAND OPENING TONIGHT.
[ Weakly ]
YEAH !
YEAH.
BUT MY FOLKS WON'T LET ME
STAY OUT AFTER DARK.
WELL, IT IS A SCHOOL NIGHT.
SOMETHIN' WE CAN DO.
PUKIN' PLUTO, THERE'S GOTTA BE
IT'S THE GRAND OPENING !
[ Both Gasp ]
SNEAK OUT.
WHAT ? HUH ?
YOU HEARD ME, DWEEBS.
SNEAK OUT.
BUT MY PARENTS SORTA TOLD ME--
WELL, YEAH,
[ Laughing ]
WHAT-- ARE YOU GUYS
PARENTS ?
GONNA BE KIDS FOREVER ?
WHAT YOUR PARENTS DON'T KNOW
WON'T HURT 'EM, RIGHT ?
BUT NICK,
SNEAKING OUT IS SO--
SO... BARBARIC !
BUT THERE'S ONLY
WHATEVER, NEUTRON.
ONE OPENING NIGHT,
AND ANYBODY WHO MATTERS IS
GONNA BE THERE.
JIMMY ?
WHAT-WHAT DO YOU THINK,
HMM.
NICK HAS A POINT.
THERE IS ONLY ONE OPENING NIGHT.
THINK, THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.
WELL, ACCORDING TO THE
NEWVILLE JOURNAL OF MEDICINE,
MONKEYS ARE EASILY INFLUENCED
BY POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT,
E.G., THE GIVING OF A BANANA.
AND, SINCE HUMAN AND MONKEY DNA
ONLY DIFFER BY TWO PERCENT,
THE SAME PRINCIPLE
SHOULD WORK ON OUR PARENTS.
OH, IT'S NOT THE BANANAS,
MY DAD'S ALLERGIC TO BANANAS.
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE !
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IT'S CALLED PSYCHOLOGY.
IS BUTTER 'EM UP.
GIVE IT A TRY.
I'LL CALL YOU GUYS LATER.
- WE GO TO RETROLAND TONIGHT !
- [ Cheering ]
[ Yelling ]
OOH, WATCH OUT !
[ Woman ]
HEY-EY-EY !
♪ LEAVE IT UP
[ Man ] SLOW DOWN !
LEAVE IT UP TO ME ♪
WHOO !
AND YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA PARTY
♪ IS THE KID READY
IS THE KID READY ♪
NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO ♪
♪ OW, OW
I KNOW !
YOU THROUGH WITH THAT ?
EXCUSE ME !
THANKS !
A FEW OYSTERS.
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
[ Giggles ]
ONE LUMP OF COAL COMING UP !
THANKS, GUS !
HI, JIMMY !
EXCUSE ME !
[ Gasps, Chuckles ]
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
[ Yelling ]
OOH !
JIMMY, IS THAT YOU, DEAR ?
YEAH, MOM !
I'LL BE IN IN A SECOND !
DNA MATCH CONFIRMED.
[ Computerized Voice ]
WELCOME HOME, JIMMY.
ELIMINATE SCHOOL SMELL.
NORMAL ODOR RESTORED.
THANK YOU, VOX.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WARNING. ENTRY TUBE
CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE.
WHAA !
[ Thudding ]
THANK YOU, VOX.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
HERE, GODDARD.
HERE, BOY !
HMM ? BARK !
HERE, GODDARD !
[ Whirring ]
BARK, BARK, BARK !
HEY, LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YA--
ALUMINUM !
DO YOU WANT IT, HUH ?
DO YOU WANT IT ?
[ Whimpering ]
SIT !
ROLL OVER !
PLAY DEAD !
[ Yells ]
UH, MENTAL NOTE:
FIX BUG
IN OBEDIENCE PROGRAM.
[ Whirring ]
BARK !
GOOD BOY !
OKAY, GODDARD,
LET'S CHECK THE EXPERIMENTS.
♪ I CAN SMELL THE CHEMICALS ♪
♪ SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE ♪
♪ SCIENCE ♪
THE INVISIBLE HAMSTERS ARE
LOOKING GREAT... I THINK.
LET'S SEE HOW
THE GIRL-EATING PLANT IS DOING.
♪ SCIENCE ♪
[ Sniffing, Snorting ]
[ Roaring ]
HA ! NICE CHOICE,
AS USUAL.
BURPING SODA FORMULA.
AH, THE LATEST
♪ IT'S POETRY IN MOTION ♪
A GUARANTEED
ONE BURP PER SIP.
[ Burps, Laughs ]
♪ SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE ♪
[ Belches ]
♪ WITH SCIENCE ♪
EXCUSE YOU.
TO OUR SATELLITE MESSAGE.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S STILL NO REPLY
JEEZ, IT'S BEEN A WHOLE DAY.
FROM AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION
YOU'D THINK WE WOULD HAVE HEARD
BY NOW, HUH ?
OH, WELL. COME ON, GODDARD.
SAY "AHH."
AHH !
AND IN YA GO !
- ADD A LITTLE SAND,
- BARK !
♪ I'M JUST AN OLD LUMP OF COAL ♪
A DIAMOND SOME DAY
♪ BUT I'M GONNA BE
OH, YEAH ♪
JIMMY !
- HI, MOM !
- [ Gasps ]
JIMMY, YOU SCARED
THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF ME !
OH, SORRY ABOUT
YOUR BEJEEBERS, MOM.
AND MIGHT I ADD
HOW LOVELY YOU LOOK TODAY ?
IN TRANSMISSION FLUID.
- JIMMY, I'M COVERED
- EXACTLY.
AND MIGHT I SAY
FILTH NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD ?
YES, WELL, HOW WAS
SHOW-AND-TELL TODAY ?
IT WAS OKAY. BUT FIRST,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM !
JIMMY, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL !
IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.
- BUT, SWEETIE,
- OH, IT'S NOT ?
WITH THESE LOVELY PEARLS
THEN WHATEVER WILL I DO
AND PRICELESS EARRINGS ?
THESE CAN'T BE REAL !
OH, BUT THEY CAN,
AND THEY ARE !
♪ [ Plays Game Show Music ]
AND ALL THESE FABULOUS GIFTS
AND PRIZES COULD BE YOURS...
IF YOU KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER
TO THIS QUESTION:
PLEASE MAY I GO
TO RETROLAND TONIGHT ?
THANK YOU SO MUCH, MOTHER,
NO, IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
AND MIGHT I SAY--
♪ [ Music Fades ]
- DID YOU JUST SAY "NO" ?
- YES.
- YES !
- NO.
- "NO" ?
- YES.
- YES !
- JIMMY--
BUT-BUT--
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING,
AND ANYBODY WHO MATTERS
IS GOING TO BE THERE, MOM !
AND YOUR FATHER MATTERS,
OH, I MATTER,
AND YOU MATTER.
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING.
MAYBE WE CAN GO NEXT WEEKEND.
BE SOMETHING ELSE IN HERE
OH, WAIT. I'M SURE THERE MUST
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.
[ Yelling ]
- [ Gasping ]
- BARK, BARK !
NO, JIMMY, NO ! LOOK OUT !
LOOK OUT, JIMMY ! NO !
[ Both Yelling ]
JIMMY, BE CAREFUL !
[ Crashing ]
MOM, GET ME OUT !
I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE--
[ Groans, Yells ]
I DIDN'T DO IT !
OH ! OH !
STOP, DROP AND ROLL !
OH, MY GOODNESS.
GODDARD !
OKAY, JIMMY.
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.
TIME AND TIME AGAIN
WE HAVE TOLD YOU
ABOUT PLAYING WITH ROCKETS.
B-B-BUT MOM, IT'S
TECHNICALLY NOT A ROCKET.
IT'S MORE OF
A JET-PACK-TYPE THING.
I DON'T CARE
WHAT TYPE THING IT IS.
YOU JUST CLIMB THOSE
STAIR-TYPE THINGS RIGHT NOW.
A FEW WORDS TO SAY TO YOU
YOUR FATHER WILL HAVE
WHEN HE GETS HOME.
IT'S NOT A ROCKET.
[ Muttering ]
MARCH !
[ Beeping ]
[ Chuckling ]
YES, OOH.
[ Chuckling ]
HIS LITTLE ORTHGOT.
THE KINGY LOVES
YES, HE DOES.
YES, HE DOES, YES HE DOES.
[ Squealing ]
YES, HE DOES.
IT APPEARS TO BE SOME TYPE
SIRE. MY KING.
OF ALIEN TRANSMISSION DEVICE.
TELL ME, WHEN DID IT
BECOME ACCEPTABLE...
TO APPROACH MY ROYAL THRONE
UNANNOUNCED ?
MY KING, I ASSURE YOU--
- OH, YES, OF COURSE,
- SPACE HIM !
BUT, HEY--
[ Yelling ]
[ Flushing Sound ]
OH, WAIT !
WHOA !
OOH ! OH, I MISSED IT.
CAN I SPACE ANOTHER ?
- CAN I-- CAN I--
- NO.
OH, PLEASE, BROTHER ?
I SAID NO, OOBLAR.
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE--
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
I WOULD LOVE FOR THAT TO STOP.
OH, PLEASE !
OH ! WHAT HAVE WE HERE ?
[ Clears Throat ]
AS THE KING'S ROYAL ASSISTANT,
I AM THE OFFICIAL CHECKER
OF THE NEW THINGS TO BE CHECKED.
- OH.
- [ Dings ]
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT !
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
HELLO !
[ Yelling ]
WHAT GALAXY ARE YOU FROM ?
OOBLAR.
WHERE IS YOUR LEADER ?
OOBLAR, STOP IT.
IT'S TOAST.
OH.
HELLO, TOAST !
I GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR SHIP !
[ Yells ]
BEGINNING TRANSMISSION
[ Computerized Voice ]
FROM EARTH.
HMM.
GREETINGS FROM PLANET EARTH.
I'M JIMMY NEUTRON,
AND YOU'RE AN ALIEN LIFE-FORM.
OH, WHAT A BIG HEAD.
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
OF SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE
...THE MUTUAL EXCHANGE
AND UNIVERSAL BROTHERHOOD.
[ Sniffing ]
BARK ! BARK !
THIS HERE IS MY DOG,
GODDARD.
LOOKING AT IS MY ROOM.
AND THIS THAT YOU'RE
THAT'S WHERE I SLEEP.
AND THIS IS MY MOM AND DAD
RIGHT HERE-- MOM, DAD.
FREEZE THAT IMAGE !
THEY LOOK...
DELICIOUS !
THE SEARCH IS OVER !
[ Laughing Wildly ]
ARE GONNA BE THERE !
- BUT DAD, ALL MY FRIENDS
- I KNOW, SON.
WERE NAMED CLIFF,
BUT IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WOULD YOU JUMP OFF THEM ?
I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD.
[ Chuckling ]
YOU SEE, JIMMY--
JIMMY. JIM, JIM, JIMMY.
JIM, JAMES. SON,
LET ME TELL YOU
A LITTLE ABOUT ROCKETS.
BIG-PEOPLE THINGS, SON.
OH, THEY'RE
[ Sighs ]
AND YOU JUST CAN'T GO AROUND
PLAYING WITH BIG-PEOPLE,
FIERY, FLYING THINGS.
ROCKETS ARE.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
ROCKETS ARE FLYING THINGS.
WELL, I HOPE
THIS TALK HAS HELPED.
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
HMM ?
MOM SAYS YOU'RE GROUNDED.
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
SORRY !
WHAT GOOD IS IT
[ Sighs ]
TO BE A GENIUS...
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN
GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT ?
GODDARD, OPTIONS.
[ Computerized Voice Reading ]
NEXT.
OH. TAKE TOO LONG.
NEXT.
THIS IS SERIOUS !
GODDARD,
[ Whimpers ]
THAT'S IT ! BARBARIC PROBLEMS
CALL FOR BARBARIC SOLUTIONS.
PHONE, PLEASE.
[ Line Rings ]
CARL ? IT'S ME.
YOU GET PERMISSION ?
ME NEITHER.
IT TURNS OUT PARENTS
DON'T UNDERSTAND PSYCHOLOGY.
TELL SHEEN TO MEET US
AT RETROLAND IN ONE HOUR.
WE'RE SNEAKIN' OUT.
[ Siren Blaring ]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE !
- FLURP !
- TAKE THAT !
UP THERE, HUGH. DO YOU THINK
JIMMY'S AWFULLY QUIET
WE WERE TOO TOUGH ?
OH, I DON'T THINK SO,
DEAR, NO.
MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK ON HIM.
OH, NOW, NOW.
I'M SURE HE'S JUST REFLECTING
ON THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS,
DEALING WITH IT IN A MATURE,
RESPONSIBLE MANNER.
"MOM SAYS YOU'RE GROUNDED."
[ Mocking ]
TAKE THAT !
[ Chuckling ]
IT'S WORKING NOW.
OKAY, GODDARD.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
BARK !
GOOD BOY !
SEE YA LATER, GODDARD !
[ Yelling ]
MMM.
JIMMY'S A BIG BOY NOW.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
[ Hugh ]
OH, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
A KID ONCE. I REMEMBER
YEAH, SURE. LOOK, I WAS
BEING GROUNDED A WHOLE WEEK,
TO GO TO MY BEST FRIEND'S
AND NOT BEING ALLOWED
BACHELOR PARTY.
- [ Gasps ]
- WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO ?
WELL, ACTUALLY, I SNUCK OUT.
YOU DON'T THINK THAT JIMMY--
OH, NO, NO. BESIDES,
HOW'S HE GONNA SNEAK OUT ?
IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN JUST
WALK RIGHT OUT THE FRONT DOOR.
THAT'S TRUE.
[ Mom ]
[ Both Chuckle ]
[ Grunts ]
RETROLAND, HERE I COME.
♪ [ Humming ]
♪ [ Dance ]
[ Cell Phone Beeping ]
LIBBY, YOU'RE BREAKING
MY CONCENTRATION.
HEY, I GOTTA CHOSE A RING
THAT FITS MY PERSONALITY.
YEAH, HERE WE GO !
♪ [ Beeping ]
HERE WE GO !
♪ [ Humming Along ]
TELL ME WHAT IT IS YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE DOING AGAIN ?
TAI CHI WHILE DRINKING
PURPLE FLURP.
TAI CHI PROMOTES WELLNESS,
RELAXES...
AND REJUVENATES THE BODY,
WHEREAS PURPLE FLURP,
BEING 98% SUGAR,
CREATES TENSION,
A TEMPORARY RUSH OF ENERGY
AND MOOD SWINGS.
I FIGURE
IF I DO THEM TOGETHER,
I ACHIEVE PERFECT...
BALANCE.
WHOA ! [ Chuckles ]
[ Carl ] WOW.
IT'S BETTER THAN A POSTER !
GENTLEMEN, THIS WILL BE
A NIGHT WE SHAN'T EASILY FORGET.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT "SHAN'T"
MEANS, BUT LET'S GO !
- WHOA !
- [ Screaming ]
[ All Chattering, Laughing ]
TO USE YOUR POWERS
DO YOU PROMISE
FOR GOOD AND NOT EVIL ?
- NOW, COUNTERPART,
- YES. YES, ULTRALORD.
TAKE THIS ULTRAMASK...
GIVE IT TO ME ! GIVE IT TO ME !
I WILL ! I WILL !
AND LEAD THE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE !
[ Gasps, Sighs ]
IS THIS KID WITH ANYONE ?
THINGS'LL GET YOU HIGH ♪
- ♪ DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY THESE
- GO, CARL !
♪ IT TAKES YOU ON A RIDE ♪
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
WHEE !
WOW ! NOW,
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A RIDE !
LET'S GO !
♪ EVER WONDER WHY ♪
[ Screaming ]
THIS IS WAY BEYOND AWESOME !
IF YOU BONEHEADED DWEEBS
JUST THINK:
HAD LISTENED TO YOUR PARENTS,
YOU'D BE HOME IN BED,
INSTEAD OF RIDING THIS MONSTER.
[ All Yelling ]
[ Roaring Laughter ]
[ Yelling ]
OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT !
I TELL YOU, HE'S FINE.
JUST A QUICK PEEK, HUGH.
THERE. NOW,
WHAT'D I TELL YOU ?
- JIMMY, ARE YOU AWAKE, DEAR ?
- YES, MOTHER, I AM AWAKE.
SON, YOUR MOTHER AND I JUST
WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
YES, AND TO TELL YOU
THAT WE LOVE YOU.
OH, HONEY,
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.
WE DON'T LIKE TO PUNISH YOU.
YOU'RE SUCH A SPECIAL BOY.
OH.
[ Plant Snoring ]
[ Alarm Blaring ]
ACCORDING TO THIS,
WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE JIMMY
WITHOUT OVERINDULGING HIM.
OKAY. WHAT DOES IT SAY
ABOUT ROCKETS ?
[ Clattering ]
IS-IS THERE SOMEONE
IN THE KITCHEN ?
OUR KITCHEN ?
I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
[ Grumbling ]
HONEY, DID YOU LEAVE
THE GREEN LIGHT ON ?
JIMMY ? JIMMY !
YOU'RE NOT JIMMY !
[ Yells ]
[ Gasps ]
HUGH !
HUGH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
HUGH ?
[ Mother Screams ]
[ People Screaming ]
[ Kids Laughing ]
WAS THAT SO COOL ?
[ All Chattering ]
MIND-BENDING !
Y-YEAH ! HEY,
MY PANTS ARE ALMOST DRY.
HEY, JIMMY, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY IT, BUT HERE GOES:
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
THAT NICK IS NOT SUCH A BAD GUY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
HE'S A GENIUS !
UH, NO OFFENSE, JIMMY.
OH, YEAH.
NONE TAKEN.
ACTUALLY, I FIND HIS INSIGHTS
ON HOW TO DEAL WITH
ONE'S PARENTS QUITE REFRESHING.
YEAH. WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
IF OUR FOLKS JUST ALL
DISAPPEARED FOR A WHILE ?
OH, YEAH.
OH, HEY, A SHOOTING STAR !
COOL !
YOU GET TO MAKE A WISH.
LUCKY.
[ Stammering ]
WH-WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR ?
I KNOW WHAT I'D WISH FOR.
I'D WISH FOR NO MORE PARENTS.
THAT WAY, WE COULD DO WHATEVER
WE WANTED, WHENEVER WE WANTED.
WE'D BE FREE !
WE COULD HAVE FUN ALL THE TIME !
[ Together ]
YEAH !
[ Man's Voice ]
LIFTOFF IN FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO--
WE HAVE LIFTOFF !
UH, ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION !
[ Dings ]
GODDARD, WAKE MODE.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BOY.
RACE YA TO THE KITCHEN !
BARK, BARK !
WHOA !
[ Laughing ]
BEAT YA !
HEY, MOM, DID YOU GET
ANY MORE PURPLE FLURP ?
MOM ?
"DEAR SON/DAUGHTER--"
[ Continues Reading ]
[ Carl Reading ]
YEAH. MY PARENTS WENT
TO FLORIDA TOO.
THAT'S WEIRD.
HMM ?
FROM THE LOOK OF IT,
I'D SAY A LOT OF PARENTS
ARE GONE.
[ Sputtering ]
DID THEY ALL GO TO FLORIDA ?
- MAYBE THEY WENT
TO GET JUICE OR SOMETHING.
- I DON'T DIGEST PULP WELL.
IT MAKES ME BLOATY.
GODDARD, SCAN FOR
ADULT LIFE-FORMS.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO ADULTS
ANYWHERE WITHIN RADAR.
THEY'RE GONE.
THE WHOLE CITY !
NO PARENTS.
HMM.
[ All Gasp, Shout ]
NO PARENTS !
[ Whooping, Shouting ]
♪ OI, OH, LET'S GO ♪
EXCUSE ME !
♪ OI, OH, LET'S GO ♪
I'M LETTING OUT THE COLD !
I'M PEEING IN THE SHOWER !
WHEE !
LLAMA, LLAMA, LLAMA !
[ All Shouting, Laughing ]
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
I'M WALKING UP
THE "DOWN" ESCALATOR !
♪ MY CLOTHES DON'T MATCH
I'M OUT IN PUBLIC
AND MY CLOTHES DON'T MATCH ♪
♪ OI, OH, LET'S GO ♪
- [ Sniffs, Growls ]
- [ Screams ]
[ Laughing ]
I'M STILL DOIN' IT !
GO, GO, GO !
WELCOME TO THE CANDY BAR.
WHOOPEE CUSHION
OR NON-WHOOPEE CUSHION ?
[ Cushions Farting,
Kids Laughing ]
JIMMY !
[ Shouting, Laughing ]
BARK, BARK !
WHAT'LL IT BE, BOYS ?
MMM.
WE'LL HAVE
WHAT HE'S THROWING.
EXCELLENT CHOICE !
♪ OI, OH, LET'S GO ♪
HANG ON ! WHOO !
NO SKIING IN THE HALLS !
[ Roars ]
DON'T MAKE ME GET
THE PROTRACTOR !
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
♪ OI, OH, LET'S GO ♪
[ Panting, Sniffing ]
[ Whimpers, Slurps ]
[ Groans ]
MORNING, GODDARD.
OH, MY HEAD. WHAT A NIGHT !
OH, I'M STUFFED NOW.
I-I COULDN'T HAVE ANOTH--
OKAY, ONE MORE.
I'M GONNA HAVE ONE MORE,
AND THEN THAT'LL BE IT.
WHAT A BATTLE.
ARE THERE ANY SURVIVORS ?
HELP ME !
[ Moaning ]
I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME.
SHAKE IT OFF, NEUTRON !
[ Laughs ]
I GOTTA GET HOME. MOM AND DAD
MIGHT BE BACK BY NOW.
- COME ON, GODDARD.
- BARK, BARK !
[ Moaning ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Laughing ]
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO
BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT.
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF, ARNIE !
[ Clears Throat ]
TROUBLE IN PARADISE.
THAT'S WHAT SOME KIDS ARE
SAYING IN THE AFTERMATH
OF YESTERDAY'S...
"MOM AND DAD ARE GONE"
CELEBRATIONS.
HERE'S COURTNEY TYLER.
[ Giggles ]
WHAT STARTED AS AN AWESOME DAY
HAS BECOME, LIKE, A REAL BUMMER.
HELP US !
MOMMY !
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LUNCH !
SOMEBODY HOLD ME !
[ Sobbing ]
I WAS PLAYING
ON THE TEETER-TOTTER,
AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW
I WAS ON THE GROUND,
AND MY KNEE HURT !
[ Clears Throat ]
REPORTS OF TUMMYACHES,
"OWIES" AND CONSTIPATION...
HAVE REACHED EPIDEMIC NUMBERS
OVER THE PAST FEW HOURS...
WITH LITTLE INDICATION
OF SLOWING DOWN.
[ Sniffling ]
AND SO WE WERE GONNA SEE WHO
COULD EAT THE MOST COTTON CANDY,
[ Sobbing ]
AND I WON !
I WANT MY MOMMY !
[ Belches ]
SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
I WANT MY MOMMY TOO !
[ Sobbing ]
MOM ? DAD ?
[ Whimpers ]
WHAT KIND OF PARENTS
TAKE OFF AND LEAVE THEIR KID ?
AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN
SAY GOOD-BYE !
SON, YOUR MOTHER AND I JUST
WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
YES, AND TO TELL YOU
THAT WE LOVE YOU.
WE ONLY DO WHAT WE DO
BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
MAYBE WE CAN ALL GO
TO RETROLAND NEXT WEEKEND,
THE THREE OF US.
[ Electronic Voice ]
WHAT ABOUT MY FABULOUS DOG,
GODDARD ?
SURE, YOUR FABULOUS DOG,
GODDARD, TOO.
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, SON.
GOOD NIGHT, JIMMY.
SWEET DREAMS.
WE'LL SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.
OKAY, SO THEY SAID GOOD NIGHT.
"IN THE MORNING" ?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE !
- PLAY BACK THE LAST PART
AGAIN, AUDIO ONLY.
- [ Tape Whirring ]
GOOD NIGHT, JIMMY.
SWEET DREAMS.
WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
THERE ! WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT
IF THEY WEREN'T GONNA BE HERE ?
COME ON, GODDARD.
WE'RE GOIN' TO THE LAB.
WOOF ! WOOF !
HMM, IT'S JUST AS I THOUGHT.
THE SERIFS AND KERNING ON THIS
NOTE DON'T MATCH MOM AND DAD'S
HANDWRITING AT ALL.
THIS NOTE'S A FAKE !
BARK, BARK !
WHAT IS IT, BOY ?
BARK !
THE LONG-RANGE SPACE SCANNER--
IT DETECTED SOMETHING !
FILTERING OUT BACKGROUND
RADIATION, AND... THERE IT IS !
JUMPIN' JUPITER ! THE EARTH'S
BEEN VISITED BY ALIENS !
[ Yelling ]
OKAY, SO, UH,
ME, YOU AND A DOG...
ARE GONNA BATTLE
AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION,
RIGHT, BY OURSELVES ?
OH, BUT HE'S A GOOD DOG.
AREN'T YOU, BOY ?
YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME WE TRIED
THIS, JIM, WE COULDN'T EVEN
BREAK FREE OF THE ATMOSPHERE.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
BUT I RECALCULATED
THE THRUST-TO-FUEL RATIO,
AND I'VE ADJUSTED THE ENGINE
ACCORDINGLY.
[ Growling ]
I CAN FIX THAT.
- [ Nick ]
NEUTRON !
- [ All Moaning ]
- [ Yells ]
- WHAT IS IT ?
AN ANGRY MOB !
[ Carl Shrieks ]
IN TIMES OF CRISES,
INTELLECTUALS ARE ALWAYS
THE FIRST TO GO !
WELL, THEY DON'T LOOK ANGRY,
THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE ABOUT TO BARF.
HEY, LET ME GO !
YOU ARE MESSING WITH POWERS...
FAR BEYOND YOUR MORTAL
COMPREHENSION, MY FRIEND !
OKAY, NEUTRON.
ULTRAFREAK HERE SAYS
YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL OUR PARENTS.
HEY, JIMMY, HOW YA DOIN' ?
I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING...
ABOUT OUR PARENTS
BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS--
WHERE'S MY MOM AND DAD ?
[ All Clamoring ]
GODDARD,
STAR MAP 72, PLEASE.
BARK, BARK !
RIGHT ABOUT... THERE.
LONG-RANGE SENSORS PICKED UP
THESE ION TRAILS,
INDICATING THE DEPARTURE ROUTE
FOR WHATEVER ALIEN INTELLIGENCE
HAS ABDUCTED OUR PARENTS.
AND, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THEY LEAD TO SOMEWHERE
IN THE ORION STAR SYSTEM,
APPROXIMATELY THREE MILLION
LIGHT-YEARS AWAY, SO
WE'LL NEED TO LEAVE BY FRIDAY.
OKAY, THAT GIVES US ABOUT TWO
DAYS TO COLLECT THE PLUTONIUM,
DESIGN AND TEST OUR FUSION
ENGINES AND BUILD OUR FLEET
OF INTERSTELLAR WARSHIPS.
UM, WE'LL ALSO NEED TO BRING
SNACKS. ANY QUESTIONS ?
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
NEUTRON ?
WELL, THE DATA SEEMS
TO SUPPORT THIS HYPOTHESIS.
NEVER ARGUE WITH THE DATA.
OKAY, NEUTRON,
HERE'S THE LOWDOWN.
YOU GET US TO THOSE
KIDNAPPING ALIEN SCUZBALLS,
AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE.
WE'RE GETTING OUR PARENTS BACK.
[ All Cheering ]
♪ OH, JIMMY, JIMMY ♪
♪ THAT'S THE VOICE
I HEAR INSIDE ♪
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
♪ OOH, JIMMY, JIMMY
TO THE RESCUE
THROUGH THE BIG BLUE SKY ♪
OKAY, BEN, THAT'S GOOD.
LET IT DOWN SLOW.
TWO MORE TURNS, EMMA,
NOT TOO TIGHT.
[ Grunting ]
YUP. TAPE ADHESION IS
WITHIN OPERATIONAL LIMITS.
AW, WHAT-- CINDY !
CINDY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT
INTERGALACTIC STARSHIP ?
WE THOUGHT THAT
THE DEEP RECESSES OF SPACE
COULD USE A FEMININE TOUCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
JIMMY ?
YEAH, IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.
THEY KINDA RUINED IT THOUGH.
HEY, JIMMY !
DO THESE FUSION REACTORS
NEED FUEL RODS ?
COME ON, SHEEN.
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
YOU JUST HAVE TO--
ACTUALLY, I GUESS
IT IS ROCKET SCIENCE.
- NO FUEL RODS, SHEEN !
- OH, OKAY.
AND FOR THE FINAL TOUCH--
♪ OOH, JIMMY, JIMMY
TO THE RESCUE
THROUGH THE BIG BLUE SKY ♪
♪ IT'S JIMMY NEUTRON TIME ♪
HMM.
GOOD WORK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE READY
FOR INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL.
NEUTRON, THIS IS
GONNA WORK, RIGHT ?
YEAH, JIMMY.
WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK ?
IT WILL WORK !
I'M 95% SURE IT WILL.
UH, 95 ? YEAH ?
AND THE OTHER FIVE PERCENT ?
YEAH.
WE BLOW UP.
[ All Murmur ]
BUT JUST A LITTLE.
LOOK, A 95 IS STILL AN "A."
YEAH, I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
I NEVER GOT A 95 IN MY LIFE.
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
STOP SUCKIN' YOUR THUMBS,
AND LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE !
GODDARD,
INITIATE LAUNCH SEQUENCE.
[ Electronic Voice ]
PLEASE MAKE SURE
YOUR SEAT BELTS ARE FASTENED,
AND REMEMBER TO KEEP
YOUR HANDS AND ARMS INSIDE
THE VEHICLES AT ALL TIMES.
YEAH !
WHOO-HOO !
♪ I SEARCH FOR THE BEAT
IN THIS DIRTY TOWN ♪
[ Kids Screaming ]
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA ♪
[ Yelling ]
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
GET IN FORMATION.
- CARL, YOU'RE TOO LOW.
- COME ON,
YOU STUPID BUTTERFLY !
WILL YOU-- WHOA-OH-OH !
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS
WE'RE THE KIDS ♪
GO, COUNTERPART, GO !
HANG ON. WE'RE PASSING
THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE.
[ All Gasping ]
NOW THE MESOSPHERE.
ENTERING IONOSPHERE.
NOW I KNOW WHY THEY ALL
END IN "FEAR" !
THAT'S IT, BABY.
ENGAGING PULSE ROCKETS... NOW !
[ All Screaming ]
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
[ All Cheering, Whooping ]
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA ♪
♪ EVERYBODY LIVE FOR
THE MUSIC-GO-ROUND ♪
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS
WE'RE THE KIDS ♪
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA ♪
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS
WE'RE THE KIDS ♪
♪ WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA ♪
[ Jimmy ]
LOOK, GODDARD,
THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
WE'RE WITNESSING
CELESTIAL EVENTS NO PERSON,
OR DOG, HAS EVER SEEN.
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
- UGH.
- [ Gasps ]
BEAUTIFUL,
ISN'T IT, NICK ?
YEAH, YEAH.
WAKE ME WHEN WE GET THERE.
[ Boy ]
HEY, JIMMY !
DO YOU THINK WE CAN
ROTATE SHIPS AFTER A WHILE ?
[ Barfing ]
HEY, WE'LL SWITCH !
HEY, THIS ASTRONAUT FOOD
ISN'T TOO BAD.
THAT'S TOOTHPASTE, CARL.
OH. MINTY.
HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
METEOR SHOWER !
[ Jimmy ]
EVASIVE ACTION !
[ Kids Shouting ]
I DO SO RELISH
THESE TIMES OF PERIL.
[ Shrieks ]
[ Kids Screaming ]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !
THAT WAS CLOSE.
LOOK OUT !
[ Whooping ]
WE GOTTA FIND SHELTER !
[ Yells ]
BARK, BARK !
ASTEROID BEARING TWO-THIRTY-SIX
MARK SEVEN DEGREES.
COME ON !
[ Kids Yelling, Whooping ]
FIND ALL THESE STICKS
SO THEN, THESE THREE FILMMAKERS
IN THE TREES...
SHAPED LIKE STICK PEOPLE,
AND THE GIRL FILMMAKER
STARTS CRYIN',
AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANY TISSUE
AND HER NOSE STARTS DRIPPING,
AT ALL.
[ Kids Gasp ]
NONE ?
NONE.
[ Whimpers ]
SO THEN THEY START TO HEAR...
REALLY SCARY NOISES AND VOICES
COMING FROM OUTSIDE.
SO THEY LEAVE THE TENT.
DON'T LEAVE THE TENT !
THEY LEAVE THE TENT,
OH, YEAH, CARL,
AND THEY FOLLOW THE VOICES,
COMES THE--
WHEN FROM OUT OF THE DARKNESS
[ Imitating Monster ]
[ All Scream ]
OH, MAN, THAT WAS SO CHOICE !
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES.
DID THEY REALLY
HMM.
LEAVE THE TENT, NICK ?
AND THAT'S
THERE'S A RED GIANT !
A WHITE DWARF !
YOU CAN RELATE, HUH, NEUTRON ?
[ Laughing ]
HEY, JIMMY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M NOT
LISTEN, IN CASE
EXACTLY THE TALLEST GUY AROUND.
SMALL STUFF, SHRIMP--
SHORTY, SQUIRT,
GETS TO YOU AFTER A WHILE.
THERE'LL BE DANCES.
AND NEXT YEAR,
OH !
A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD
WHAT GIRL WANTS TO DANCE WITH
STILL BE IN GYMBOREE, HUH ?
I DIDN'T THINK
[ Whispering ]
WE LIKED GIRLS YET.
NO, NOT YET.
OH, WE DON'T, WE DON'T.
OKAY.
HOWEVER, ONE DAY, CARL,
AN INFLUX OF HORMONES
THAT WE CAN'T CONTROL,
WILL OVERPOWER
OUR BETTER JUDGMENT...
THE FEMALE SPECIES
AND DRIVE US TO PURSUE
AGAINST OUR WILL.
STOP TALKING LIKE THAT, JIMMY !
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.
I HAVE A FEELING PUBERTY IS
LISTEN, I WOULDN'T WORRY.
LIGHT-YEARS AWAY FOR YOU AND ME.
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULDA
NEVER WISHED ON THAT STAR.
AND I, I--
I MISS MY FOLKS.
MY MOM USED TO TUCK ME
IN BED EVERY NIGHT...
BEFORE SHE WAS ABDUCTED
BY ALIENS.
B-BEFORE MY DAD
[ Sniffling ]
WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS,
HE WOULD ALWAYS
READ ME TO SLEEP.
AND BEFORE MY MOM WAS
"INDUCTED" BY ALIENS,
SHE WOULD RUB MY TUMMY,
AND SHE'D SING--
♪ NONNY, NONNY, NONNY ♪
- WHAT ?
- NOTHING !
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WE GOTTA KEEP OUR HEADS.
WE'LL FIND 'EM.
HMM ?
[ Sniffing ]
BARK, BARK !
WHAT IS IT, BOY ?
MANY ADVANCED CITIES
SENSOR SWEEPS REVEAL
AND ION ENERGY SIGNATURES.
THAT'S IT !
WE FOUND IT !
I REPEAT, WE FOUND IT !
[ Cheering ]
NICK, WE'LL CONTACT YOU
AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PARENTS,
SOME ALIEN BUTTOCKS !
SO YOU CAN KICK
PIECE OF CAKE !
OKAY, SCOUTING PARTY,
FOLLOW ME !
I'LL BE BACK, NICK !
WOW, WHAT IS THAT ?
♪ ROLL UP TO THE ROCK WHERE
THERE'S A UNIVERSE OF RHYTHM ♪
♪ AND THE BEAT DON'T STOP
IN AC'S ALIEN NATION ♪
♪ EVERYONE IS A COSMIC FREAK
AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE MISSION ♪
♪ GOTTA MOVE AS ONE
IN AC'S ALIEN NATION ♪
♪ YOU SAY YOU WANNA DANCE
WELL, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE ♪
WOW !
THE NEED FOR MERE
THEY'VE EVOLVED BEYOND
CONVENTIONAL BODIES.
AN ADVANCED SPECIES
THEY MUST BE
MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF US.
IT LOOKS LIKE
WOW ! WHEN I SNEEZE,
AN ADVANCED SPECIES TOO.
[ Together ]
EEEW !
BARK, BARK !
[ Jimmy ]
OKAY, THEY'RE THIS WAY.
RIGHT THIS WAY,
SIRE.
OOBLAR, THESE HUMANS LOOK
TSK-TSK-TSK.
SO SCRAWNY.
HARDLY VERY APPETIZING.
ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE YUMMY ?
MY SLIMY SOVEREIGN.
I ASSURE YOU,
POULTRA WILL BE QUITE PLEASED.
HUMANS ARE MOSTLY WATER,
WITH A CRUNCHY BONY CENTER.
THINK NUTS AND CHEWS.
THERE THEY ARE.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
GOOFY-LOOKING THINGS
WHAT ARE THOSE
ON THEIR HEADS ?
IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND
OF MIND-CONTROL DEVICE.
DAD, IT'S ME, JIMMY.
MOM, DAD.
OVER HERE.
JIM, JIM, JIM, JIMMYS,
JAMES, JAMES, JIM.
BIG FIERY FLYING JIMMY.
HI, UH, JIMMY.
SOME DREAM, HUH ?
ATTACK OF THE BIG EGG PEOPLE.
THIS ONE BEFORE.
I THINK I'VE SEEN
NO, DAD.
A MIND-CONTROL DEVICE.
YOU'RE WEARING
TAKE YOURS OFF. HURRY !
[ Hat Beeping ]
- INTRUDER ALERT !
- DAD ?
INTRUDER ALERT !
NO ! SHH !
DAD, NO, NO !
INTRUDER ALERT !
[ Quacking ]
A MIND-CONTROLLED DUCK MAN.
JIMMY, YOUR DAD'S LIKE
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE !
COME BACK !
JOIN US, JIMMY !
[ King ]
WELL, WELL !
IF IT ISN'T THE LITTLEST
RESCUE PARTY. HOW CUTE.
HELLO,
ITTY-BITTY HUMANS.
YOU LET US GO,
YOU BIG BALL OF PHLEGM !
TO THE KING !
THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK
HE IS THE ROYAL PHLEGM.
OOBLAR.
SORRY, SIRE.
TO WARN YOU THAT IF YOU DON'T
I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR
RELEASE US WITHIN 24 HOURS,
COMBAT SPECIALISTS IS POISED
AN ARMY OF HIGHLY-TRAINED
TO DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE PLANET.
- OH, REALLY ?
- REALLY.
OUR ENTIRE PLANET !
OH, MY !
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO ?
OF HIGHLY-TRAINED
DO YOU MEAN THIS ARMY
COMBAT SPECIALISTS ?
[ Gasps ]
HEY, IT'S NICK ! UH-OH.
NICK !
GET YOUR GRUBS OFF ME,
[ Grunts ]
EGGHEAD ! AAAH !
WE'RE AN ADVANCED
DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED.
ALIEN RACE.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT
- WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ?
WITH OUR PARENTS ?
IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT.
IT'S WHAT POULTRA WANTS.
- WHO'S POULTRA ?
- POULTRA IS OUR GOD,
THE MIGHTIEST, MOST
FEROCIOUS CREATURE IN ALL--
OF ANSWERING THIS.
OH, I GET TIRED
ROLL TAPE.
TO OUR SPECIAL EDITION
HELLO AND WELCOME
OF POULTRA: GOD OF WRATH.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY GOOM--
COMMERCIALS !
HATE THEM.
IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,
WELCOME BACK.
CHANCES ARE...
ARE ABOUT TO BE SACRIFICED
YOUR FRIENDS AND OR RELATIVES
TO THE MIGHTY POULTRA.
- WHICH IS A GREAT HONOR INDEED.
- AND VERY PAINFUL.
[ Laughing ]
WHEW !
AND THIS YEAR'S HUMAN SACRIFICES
FEATURE SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL--
ACTUAL HUMANS !
AND IT'S ALL THANKS
TO JIMMY NEUTRON.
GREETINGS FROM PLANET EARTH !
I'M JIMMY NEUTRON,
AND YOU'RE AN ALIEN LIFE-FORM.
WITHOUT THE COORDINATES
YOU GAVE US,
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND
YOUR PUNY LITTLE PLANET.
FOR SUCH A TINY EARTHLING,
YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BIG HELP,
JIMMY NEUTRON.
GUARDS, THROW
THESE MINUSCULE VERMIN
INTO THE DUNGEON...
UNTIL THEY'RE
OF WORTHIER SIZE.
AND OH, GIVE MR. NEUTRON
THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.
WHAT ?
[ Laughing ]
[ Groaning ]
BARK, BARK !
[ Growling ]
OHH ! ISN'T THIS
A FUNNY-WUNNY LITTLE TOY !
OW ! AAH !
GET IT OFF ME !
TAKE THIS INFERNAL THING
TO THE LAB
AND HAVE IT TORN APART !
OH, YES,
GREAT SALIVA-ARMED ONE.
HOLD IT !
MOVE ALONG.
NO !
GODDARD !
MOVE !
BARK, BARK !
[ Kids Chattering ]
[ Chattering, Whimpering ]
[ Nick ]
SO, IT WAS NEUTRON
ALL ALONG.
I MEAN, HE GOT US
INTO THIS.
[ Boy ] HEY, JIMMY,
DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS EVER TELL
YOU NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS ?
THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE.
OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS !
GIVE HIM A BREAK.
JIMMY DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN
OUR LIVES AND GET OUR PARENTS
EATEN BY A GIANT SPACE MONSTER !
SHE'S RIGHT.
WE NEED TO ASK OURSELVES,
"WHAT WOULD ULTRALORD DO ?"
LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT, SHEEN.
MAYBE SIT ON A SHELF,
BECAUSE HE'S A DOLL !
HE'S NOT A DOLL !
HE'S AN ACTION FIGURE !
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
COME ON, NICK,
LET SHEEN TALK.
MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING.
WHAT WOULD ULTRALORD DO,
SHEEN ?
WELL, IN EPISODE 224,
HE FRIED THE ZEEBOT'S BRAIN
WITH HIS HEAT-SEEKING
INFRA-THOUGHT.
IT WAS COOL !
WELL, I'M CONVINCED,
FOLKS.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD !
NO, THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING
YOU'VE EVER HEARD !
[ Gibberish ]
OH, YOU'RE SUCH A BABY !
WHY DON'T
YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ?
YOU'RE PICKING ON ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE INSECURE !
JIMMY, YOU THERE ?
LOOK, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
THEY'RE JUST SCARED.
ARE YOU OKAY ?
[ Sniffling ]
YEAH... I'M FINE.
DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.
WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS.
[ Sniffling ]
OKAY, SO YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
BEATING YOURSELF UP
ISN'T GONNA FIX ANYTHING.
YOU KNOW, I WAS THE SMARTEST KID
IN SCHOOL UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG.
AND I ADMIT YOU KNOW MORE
ABOUT SOME THINGS THAN I DO.
BUT I KNOW ONE THING
THAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO GET,
AND THAT'S THAT
WE'RE NEVER GETTING
OUTTA HERE WITHOUT YOU.
SO WHY DON'T YOU BUCK UP,
MISTER,
AND PUT THAT BIG BRAIN
OF YOURS BACK TO WORK ?
NICK CAN HANDLE
THE FIGHTING STUFF,
BUT FIRST WE HAVE
TO GET OUT OF THIS CELL.
[ Sniffling ]
UM, CINDY ?
WH-WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO NICE TO ME ?
'CAUSE THERE'S
A BUNCH OF KIDS IN HERE
THAT NEED YOU,
AND... I DO TOO.
[ Carl ]
OH !
I AM NEVER COMPLAINING
ABOUT MY PARENTS AGAIN.
[ Shrieks ]
WE DIDN'T EVEN GET
OUR ONE PHONE CALL.
THAT'S IT !
LIBBY, LET ME SEE
YOUR CELL PHONE.
OKAY, BUT I DON'T THINK
MY SERVICE PLAN COVERS ANYTHING
OUTSIDE OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
- WHO'RE YOU CALLING ?
- A FRIEND OF MINE.
[ Laughing ]
ALL RIGHT,
LITTLE EARTH DOGGY.
OOBLAR IS GOING
TO TAKE YOU APART
INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES.
ALL RIGHT ?
[ Gasps ]
HEY ! GIVE ME THAT !
FINE !
WE'LL USE THIS ONE THEN.
NO-NO-NO-NO !
OH !
WOULD YOU STOP THAT !
THOSE ARE MINE !
BARK !
OH ! OOOH !
[ Panting ]
OHH !
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. STOP IT !
AND GIVE ME MY THING !
BARK !
COME ON, BOY, PICK UP.
[ Ringing ]
OH, GOOD ! GOOD.
PERHAPS WE'LL GET SOMEWHERE.
BARK !
GODDARD, YOU'RE OKAY.
BARK, BARK !
I MISS YOU TOO, BOY.
LISTEN, WHAT'S YOUR SITUATION ?
[ Whimpering, Growling ]
EVIL SCIENTIST, HUH ?
BARK !
OKAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
PUT ME ON SPEAKER, GODDARD.
[ Jimmy On Speaker ]
DANGER ! DANGER !
YOU HAVE INITIATED
SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ALPHA.
OOOH !
THAT'S MY BAD.
BACK IN YOU GO.
SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
IS NOW ENGAGED.
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO !
I PUT IT BACK IN.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME ?
THIS UNIT WILL YIELD
A 50-MEGATON NUCLEAR BLAST
IN EXACTLY TEN SECONDS.
THAT'S NOT GOOD !
PLEASE CLEAR A 30-SQUARE
MILE AREA. THANK YOU.
AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
TEN, NINE--
NO ! BAD DOG !
AAAH ! MOTHER !
IS HE GONE, BOY ?
[ Whimpers ]
GREAT ! LOCK ON TO THE SIGNAL
AND GET HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
WOOF, WOOF !
HALT !
WHO GOES THERE ?
BARK, BARK !
OOH, THE GUARD !
BY ORDER OF THE
MOST ESTEEMED KING GOOBOT,
IT IS MY PRIVILEGE AND HONOR
TO MERCILESSLY EXTERMINATE YOU.
THINK, THINK.
GODDARD, PLAY DEAD.
BARK !
AHH, GOOD BOY, GODDARD,
GOOD BOY !
GUESS I'LL MAKE THAT BUG
A FEATURE, HUH ?
GOOD DOG, GODDARD !
WAY TO GO !
COME ON !
LET'S GET THE OTHERS !
NICE WORK, JIMMY.
HEY, CINDY, THANKS.
IF YOU EVER TELL ANYONE
I WAS NICE TO YOU,
YOU'LL WIND UP
LOOKING LIKE THAT GUY.
LET'S GO, NEUTRON !
IT'S EGG-SCRAMBLING TIME.
WAIT FOR ME, NICK !
COME BACK... PLEASE ?
BRING OUT THE HUMANS !
- ♪ [ Trumpets, Drumbeats ]
- [ Cheering ]
COME ON, IT'S SHOW TIME !
EVERYBODY OUT.
[ Crowd Shouting ]
KICK IT !
♪ [ "The Chicken Dance" ]
♪
OHH ! LOOK, YOU GUYS,
A FOOTBALL GAME !
I DON'T THINK SO, CARL.
GODDARD,
BINOSCOPE MODE !
WOW, WHAT A LAME
HALFTIME SHOW.
THEY'RE MAKING OUR PARENTS
DANCE SO LAME.
NO, MY DAD REALLY DANCES
LIKE THAT.
THE FESTIVAL IS STARTING.
OUR PARENTS--
THEY'LL BE EATEN !
UNLESS I SAY SO !
NOBODY EATS MY PARENTS
COME ON!
BEGIN THE INCUBATION !
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
- [ Laughing ]
C'MON, NICK. SHOW THEM
[ Jimmy ]
WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF !
HALT !
HEY, COOL SPEAR.
WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO,
OH, YOU REALLY THINK SO ?
BECAUSE--
MIND IF I TRY ?
[ Shouting ]
NO-NO-NO !
MY HERO !
[ Kids Cheering ]
COME ON, EVERYONE !
[ Growling ]
[ Screaming ]
MY HERO ?
OKAY, WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN.
A NICK-LESS ONE.
PROBABLY
[ Whimpering ]
[ Crowd Chanting ]
POULTRA ! POULTRA !
CITIZENS OF YOLKUS,
I, KING GOOBOT V,
GIVE YOU... SACRIFICE !
TH-TH-THAT'S A BIG CHICKEN.
[ Squawks, Screeches ]
[ Crowd Imitates Squawk ]
[ Squawks ]
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
[ Chuckling ]
[ Thinking ]
THINK ! THINK !
BRAIN BLAST !
OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
I'VE GOT TO MAKE IT
TO THAT CONTROL TOWER.
KEEP THE GUARDS BUSY UNTIL
CINDY, LIBBY, YOU AND THE OTHERS
SHEEN ARRIVES WITH THE SHIP.
BUT WAS THAT,
OKAY, I HEARD THE SHIP PART,
"SHEEN, GET THE SHIP" ?
- YEAH.
- OHH ! OH.
IN THAT AIRFIELD BIG ENOUGH
LISTEN, THERE'S A TRANSPORT SHIP
TO CARRY ALL OF US OUT OF HERE.
I NEED YOU TO GET IT HERE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE
I HAVE NO HAND-EYE COORDINATION.
SHEEN, ASK YOURSELF,
WHAT WOULD ULTRALORD DO ?
UNDERSTANDING THE CONSEQUENCES
I ACCEPT THIS RESPONSIBILITY,
YOU'VE BESTOWED AGAINST ME.
POULTRA, DIN-DIN.
YUMMY, YUMMY, FOODIE-WOODIE.
[ Squawks ]
THESE CRUMMY ALIENS STOLE
THIS IS IT, PEOPLE.
OUR PARENTS.
IT'S TIME TO SHOW THEM
WHAT WE'RE MADE OF.
DARN IT, WE'RE CARBON-BASED
WE'RE TOUGH, WE'RE MEAN !
LIFE-FORMS !
NOW, WHO'S GONNA
KICK BUTTOCKS ?
[ Together ]
THE "CARBONATED" LIFE-FORMS !
[ Cheering ]
WHAT IS THIS ?
WHAT ? WHAT ?
STOP THOSE KIDS !
AFTER 'EM !
CINDY, PURPLE FLURP !
DRAGON WHIPS HER TAIL.
YAH !
- LET'S DANCE !
- HUH ? HUH ?
[ Screaming ]
YEAH, JIMMY !
COME ON, BOY !
- JIMMY !
- CARL, SHOW-AND-TELL !
COME HERE, YOU !
AAAH ! I CAN'T SEE !
I CAN'T SEE !
AAAH !
YOU WANT SOME ?
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME ?
I DIDN'T THINK SO !
[ Chuckles ]
MUNCHY, CRUNCHY TIME.
THERE YOU GO !
[ Gasps ]
HEY, HEY,
FETCH, BOY !
GIMME THAT !
COME BACK HERE !
EVERYBODY UP.
- [ Squawks ]
- [ Gasps ]
HEY, NICE PARTY !
GOTTA BLAST !
- NEUTRON !
- OKAY, LET'S MOVE OUT.
GUARDS,
VAPORIZE THE EARTH BRATS !
HURRY !
HEAD TO THE EXIT !
HEY, WHERE'S SHEEN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
STOP THEM !
[ Squawks ]
ALL RIGHT, SHEEN !
YOUR SHIP AWAITS,
CAPTAIN JIMMY !
[ Screaming ]
OOBLAR, PROTECT--
OH, POOH !
EVERYBODY TO THE SHIP !
POULTRA, QUICKLY !
YOUR DINNER'S GETTING AWAY !
OKAY, LET'S
GET OUTTA HERE.
COME ON !
[ Snorts, Squawks ]
WE GOTTA DO THIS QUICK !
LAUNCH POSITIONS.
CORE TEMPERATURE OPTIMAL.
ENGAGING PRIMARY PLASMA COILS.
BEGINNING COUNTDOWN.
JIM, I THINK
WE BETTER LEAVE NOW.
- EIGHT--
- ONE !
[ Squawks Sadly ]
TO THE SHIPS !
AND COULD SOMEONE
BRING ME A BUCKET ?
JIMMY, HERE THEY COME !
[ King Goobot Chuckling ]
TIME TO DISCIPLINE
THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN.
OPEN FIRE !
OKAY,
WHO WANTS FRIED CHICKEN ?
SO, NEUTRON,
NOW IT'S JUST YOU AND I.
ALL WEAPONS ON-LINE !
♪ ULTRALORD IS NOT
AFRAID OF CHICKENS
HE IS NOT AFRAID-- ♪
♪ OKAY, HE MAY BE A LITTLE BIT
AFRAID OF CHICKENS ♪
THIS THING'S TOO SLOW.
I CAN'T OUTRUN 'EM !
- INCOMING MESSAGE.
- ON SCREEN.
YOU SEE, JIMMY,
YOU CAN'T WIN.
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND FAMILY WOULD BE SAFE
AT HOME...
IF IT WASN'T FOR ONE
LITTLE PROBLEM-- YOU.
- LITTLE ?
- NOW YOU ALL MUST DIE !
[ Laughs Evilly ]
LITTLE, HUH ?
I'LL SHOW YOU LITTLE.
CINDY, TAKE OVER.
C'MON, BOY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
IS THIS ONE
OF THOSE MACHO THINGS ?
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T
FIELD TESTED THIS FEATURE YET,
BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE,
BUDDY.
[ Jimmy ]
GODDARD, FLYCYCLE !
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS ?
I DO BELIEVE HE'S GOING
TO RAM US, OOBLAR.
REMIND ME TO CLEAN
THE WINDSHIELD LATER.
[ Laughing ]
YOU STEAL MY PARENTS,
YOU THREATEN MY DOG.
ITSY-BITSY JIMMY NEUTRON !
HE DOES LOOK A BIT SMALL
AND SILLY, DOESN'T HE ?
YOU ATTACK MY FRIENDS,
AND YOU MADE FUN OF MY SIZE !
TINY, TINY.
SO, SO TINY !
WELL, I MAY BE SMALL,
BUT I'VE GOT A BIG BRAIN !
- [ Gasps ]
- NOT TINY !
[ Brakes Squealing ]
CAN'T WE JUST CALL
THIS WHOLE THING A MISTAKE
AND GO BACK TO YOUR PLAN,
RENDEZVOUS FOR
"UNIVERSAL BROTHERHOOD"
AND WHAT NOT ?
HMPH !
[ King Goobot, Ooblar
Screaming ]
[ Cheering ]
[ King Goobot ]
YOU'VE NOT SEEN
THE LAST OF US,
JIMMY NEUTRON !
YOU LOOK MARVELOUS
SUNNY-SIDE UP, SIRE.
THAT'S NO YOLK.
[ Cheering ]
ALL RIGHT, JIMMY !
ORBITING AROUND
JIMMY'S BIG HEAD.
ESTIMATED TIME TO EAR,
SEVEN MINUTES.
SO I GUESS I CAN'T CALL YOU
SHORT ANYMORE.
DON'T WORRY. I'M SURE THERE
ARE ALL KINDS OF OTHER INSULTS
YOU CAN COME UP WITH.
♪ NONNY, NONNY, NONNY
NONNY, NONNY-- ♪
LET ME TELL YOU,
AS SOON AS WE GET HOME,
WE'RE GOING OUT DANCING !
♪ [ Hums "The Chicken Dance " ]
ULTRADAD !
ULTRASON !
[ Boy ]
DAD ? DADDY !
HEY, NEUTRON,
NICE JOB.
THANKS.
I'VE GOT THAT
FOR YOU, DEAR.
MOM, DAD,
WHEN YOU SAID
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU
DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS.
I WAS SMART ENOUGH
SEE, I GUESS I THOUGHT
TO DO EVERYTHING ON MY OWN,
THAT I DIDN'T NEED YOU.
BUT I WAS WRONG.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
WE LOVE YOU TOO,
JIMMY.
HAVING A GENIUS FOR A SON
MAY NOT ALWAYS BE EASY,
BUT IT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING.
YOU MAKE US SO PROUD.
NOT EVERY FAMILY GETS TO RIDE
YOU SURE DO, SON.
IN AN ALIEN SPACESHIP...
AT WARP SPEEDS,
HURTLING THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
MILLIONS OF MILES FROM HOME.
WE THANK YOU FOR THAT.
THAT IS PRETTY NEAT.
NOW YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
[ All Laugh ]
THERE YOU ARE, GENTLEMEN.
AAAH ! FREEZE !
IT'S OKAY, CARL.
IT'S JUST BREAKFAST.
I KNEW THAT.
I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING
THIS BRAND OF SODA.
- NO, MOM, YOU--
- JIMMY, IT'S JUST SODA.
MOM, NO !
GOODNESS ! EXCUSE ME !
[ Belches ]
[ Burps ]
BOY, IT'S A SCORCHER
OUT THERE !
HUGH !
OH, THANKS, HONEY.
[ Burps ]
AT LEAST IT'S COMING OUT
[ Belches ]
OF THE ATTIC, NOT THE BASEMENT !
[ Laughs, Belches ]
- MOM !
- [ Burps ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Burping ]
JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON--
[ Belches ]
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BARK ! BARK ! BARK !
♪ COME ON
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ UH-UH
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
♪ HOLLA ALL YOU KIDS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, COME ON
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ UH-UH
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
♪ HOLLA ALL YOU KIDS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ ROMEO, WHAT ♪
♪ PARENTS JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ DOUBLE THAT
NICK, YEAH ♪
♪ YOU KNOW PARENTS ARE THE SAME
NO MATTER TIME OR PLACE ♪
♪ THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND US KIDS
ARE GONNA MAKE SOME MISTAKES ♪
♪ SO TO YOU ALL THE KIDS
ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE
PARENTS JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ NAH, NAH
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
ONWARD, MR. WIGGLES.
WE REACH THE CAFETERIA
BY DAWN !
AAAH !
[ Roars ]
[ Rapping ]
♪ I REMEMBER ONE YEAR MY MOM
TOOK ME SCHOOL SHOPPING ♪
♪ IT WAS ME, MY BROTHER
MY MOM AND MY POP
AND MY LITTLE SISTER ♪
♪ ALL HOPPED IN THE CAR
AND HEADED DOWNTOWN
TO THE GALLERY MALL ♪
♪ MY MOM STARTED BUGGING
WITH THE CLOTHES SHE CHOSE ♪
♪ I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING AT FIRST
I JUST TURNED MY NOSE ♪
♪ SHE SAID, WHAT'S WRONG
THIS SHIRT COST $50 ♪
♪ I SAID, THIS SHIRT IS WHACK
AND IT'S NOT WORTH A DOLLAR ♪
♪ THE NEXT HALF-HOUR
WAS THE SAME OLD THING ♪
♪ MY MOM BUYING ME CLOTHES
FROM 1993 ♪
♪ THEN SHE LOST HER MIND
AND DID THE ULTIMATE ♪
♪ I ASKED HER FOR ASISSANT
AND SHE BOUGHT ME SKIPS ♪
♪ I SAID, MOM, WHATCHA DOIN'
YOU'RE RUINING MY REP ♪
♪ SHE SAID, YOU'RE ONLY A KID
YOU DON'T HAVE A REP YET ♪
♪ SO TO YOU ALL THE KIDS
ACROSS THE LAND ♪
PARENTS JUST
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE
DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, COME ON
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ UH-UH
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
♪ HOLLA ALL YOU KIDS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, COME ON
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
♪ HOLLA ALL YOU KIDS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ UH, DIG THE SITUATION ♪
♪ MOM'S BOUNCED OUT
FOR A WEEK'S VACATION ♪
TO THE 5-DOUBLE-O
♪ AND SHE LEFT THE KEYS
WOULD SHE MIND ♪
♪ WELL, HOW IS SHE GONNA KNOW ♪
♪ I'LL JUST GIVE THE BENZ
A LITTLE SPIN ♪
♪ SEE WHAT IT LOOK LIKE
WITH 20-INCH RIMS ♪
♪ THEN I'LL BE THE MAN
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ WELL, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
YEAH, OF COURSE I SHOULD ♪
♪ YOU PAYING ATTENTION
'CAUSE THE PLOT GETS HOT ♪
♪ YO, I PULLED THE WHIP UP
TO THE END OF THE BLOCK ♪
♪ THAT'S WHEN I SAW
THIS NINE-PIECE STARING
IN MY GRILL ♪
♪ MY DIAMOND RINGS BLARING
FROM THE STEERING WHEEL ♪
♪ SHE TRIED TO PRETEND
LIKE SHE AIN'T NOTICED NICK ♪
♪ SO I BLOW HER A KISS
LIKE I KNOW THIS CHICK ♪
[ Woman ]
♪ UM, HOW DO I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SICK ♪
♪ YOU COULD BE SOME KIND
OF LUNATIC ♪
♪ COME ON, SUGAR
IT'S NICK FOR NICK ♪
♪ BESIDES, WOULD A LUNATIC
PUSH A WHIP LIKE THIS ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, COME ON
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ UH-UH
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
♪ HOLLA ALL YOU KIDS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ I AGREE THAT WE WERE
ON OUR WAY ♪
♪ HE WAS LOOKING REAL GOOD
SO WAS I, I MUST SAY ♪
♪ WHOSE CAR IS THIS
I'M A LITTLE CURIOUS ♪
♪ SO I SMASHED ON THE GAS
FAST AND FURIOUS ♪
♪ I WASN'T IMPRESSED
WITH THE WAY
HE BURNED RUBBER ♪
♪ THE CAR PHONE RANG ♪
♪ YO, WHO IS IT ♪
♪ YOUR MOTHER ♪
♪ ON THE PHONE, WOW
AND THE WAY MY MOM SOUNDED ♪
[ Together ]
♪ THERE WAS NO WAY
TO AVOID BEING GROUNDED ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
I JUST MADE A MISTAKE ♪
♪ WELL, PARENTS ARE THE SAME
NO MATTER TIME OR PLACE ♪
♪ SO TO YOU ALL THE KIDS
[ Together ]
ACROSS THE LAND ♪
PARENTS JUST
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, COME ON
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ UH-UH
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THEY AIN'T GONNA GET IT
NO, NO, IF YOU FEEL ME ♪
♪ HOLLA ALL YOU KIDS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ HERE TO THE STARS
WITH MY CANDY BARS ♪
♪ RIDES A KID WITH A KNACK
FOR ADVENTURE ♪
♪ SUPER-POWERED MIND
A MECHANICAL CANINE ♪
♪ HE RESCUES THE DAY
FROM SURE DESTRUCTION ♪
♪ HE'S GOTTA SAVE THE WORLD
AND GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME ♪
♪ SO MANY THINGS TO DO
AND NOT MUCH TIME ♪
♪ SO ON THE GROUND
UP IN THE AIR ♪
♪ OUT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE ♪
♪ WHO CAN WE COUNT ON ♪
♪ JIMMY NEUTRON ♪
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