1 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,800 ( Kazoos ) 2 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,600 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING, FRANK ? 3 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,640 NOT SO GOOD. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THIS PHOTON CHANNELER WORKING. 4 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,320 WELL, YOU'D BETTER FIGURE IT OUT. 5 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:09,400 THE COLONEL WANTS TO SHOW THE SYSTEM TO THE TOP BRASS NEXT MONTH. I KNOW, I KNOW. 6 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,680 ( Men Shouting ) 7 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,680 ( Loud Bang ) WHAT WAS THAT ? 8 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,680 - WHAT'S THAT SOUND OUT THERE ? - ( Alarm Blaring ) 9 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,680 IT'S A BREAK-IN ! ERASE THE ACCESS CODE ! 10 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,680 X-Y-4-- 11 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,680 ( Gasps ) 12 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,680 ( Both Groan ) 13 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,680 ( Alarm Continues Blaring, Stops ) 14 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,120 ALL CLEAR. 15 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,640 NEATLY DONE, FERNLICK. 16 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,640 - IT'S, UH, FENWICK, SIR. - OH. 17 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,640 - ARE THEY DEAD ? - NO, SIR. MERELY UNCONSCIOUS. 18 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,400 GOOD, GOOD. YOU KNOW HOW I HATE VIOLENCE. 19 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,640 MMM. NICE SHINE. 20 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,640 UH, WHAT NEXT, SIR ? WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE ESTABLISH OUR BASE. 21 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,520 - AND WHERE WILL THAT BE ? - THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH THEY'D LOOK. 22 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,960 A PLACE CALLED... 3rd STREET SCHOOL. 23 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,840 LAST DAY OF SCHOOL SALE, BOYS AND GIRLS. 24 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,800 GET YOUR CELEBRATORY CONTRABAND RIGHT HERE. 25 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,120 SHAVING CREAM, T.P., GOOFY STRING, MAPS OF THE TEACHERS' HOUSES. 26 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,960 I'LL TAKE ONE OF THEM MAPS, HUSTLER KID. 27 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,480 HEY, DIGGERS, LET'S PARTY. 28 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,120 CAN'T NOW. GOTTA FINISH FILLING UP OUR HOLES BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY. 29 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,160 WON'T BE ABLE TO DIG 'EM UP NEXT YEAR IF WE DON'T FILL 'EM NOW. 30 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,480 ( Spitting ) HEY ! BIG KIDS BURY ME ! 31 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,120 OOPS. 32 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,760 I, KING BOB, IN MY LAST OFFICIAL ACT BEFORE ENTERING MIDDLE SCHOOL, 33 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,920 HEREBY ANOINT THIS BOY HERE KING FREDDIE THE SECOND. 34 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,080 MAY YOU BOSS AROUND ALL OF THE KIDS WITH FAIRNESS. 35 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,760 THE KING HAS GRADUATED ! LONG LIVE THE KING ! 36 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,760 - ( Cheering ) - ( "Hail to the Chief" ) 37 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,760 ELBOW UP ! EYES FORWARD ! 38 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,760 YOU CALL THAT KAZOO PLAYING ? 39 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,360 AH, CEREMONY. I'M, LIKE, MOVED, ASHLEY A. 40 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,760 SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIVES, ASHLEY Q. 41 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,920 THE ROYALS HAVE SUCH STYLE. 42 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,760 KEEP 'EM COMIN' ! LET'S GO ! 43 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,760 MS. FINSTER, THE KIDS ARE PRACTICALLY MAD WITH LAST-DAY-OF-SCHOOL FEVER ! 44 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,160 OF COURSE THEY ARE, RANDALL. THEY'RE ANIMALS LIVING BY PURE INSTINCT. 45 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,160 I'VE GOT A LIST OF INFRACTIONS A MILE LONG: 46 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,200 THE DIGGERS HIT A WATER MAIN, 47 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,480 THE KINDERGARTENERS ARE FEASTING ON PASTE, NEVER MIND, RANDALL. 48 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,560 HUSTLER KID IS, UH-- DID YOU SAY "NEVER MIND" ? 49 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,320 THAT'S RIGHT, RANDALL. WHAT I'VE GOT HERE IS BIGGER, MUCH BIGGER. 50 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,160 ALL THIS YEAR I'VE BEEN HOLDING BACK ON THE ICE CREAM, 51 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,200 HIDING IT FROM ALL THOSE LITTLE SAVAGES. 52 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,840 JUST LOOK AT IT, RANDALL. I'M COUNTING 100, MAYBE 200 CASES OF IT. 53 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,160 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE ICE CREAMS ? 54 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,520 SELL 'EM BACK TO THE DISTRICT, OF COURSE. 55 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,000 THINK OF ALL THE CHALK AND ERASERS WE CAN GET. 56 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,080 BUT, MS. FINSTER, I'VE GOT DIRT ON EVERYBODY. 57 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,080 WELL, EVERYBODY EXCEPT DETWEILER AND HIS PALS. 58 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,360 COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE GUYS ANYWHERE. 59 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,240 AH, FORGET ABOUT 'EM, RANDALL. 60 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:53,920 THERE'S NOTHING T.J. DETWEILER AND HIS HOOLIGAN FRIENDS CAN DO TO STOP ME NOW. 61 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,480 WELL, THAT SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S ENOUGH HERE FOR EVERYONE. 62 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,560 GOOD. THEN IT'S PARTY TIME. 63 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,480 KIDS OF THE PLAYGROUND ! 64 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,400 I GIVE YOU ICE CREAM ! 65 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,640 PULL ! 66 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,360 ( Cheering ) 67 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,280 ICE CREAM ! CHOCO-POPS ! FUDGE BARS ! 68 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,920 FUDGSICLE ! 69 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,040 MY ICE CREAM ! 70 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,320 STOP IT ! STOP IT, I SAY ! 71 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,800 YOU LITTLE MONSTERS ARE IN TROUBLE NOW ! 72 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,800 JUST WAIT'LL PRINCIPAL PRICKLY FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS ! ATTENTION, STUDENTS ! 73 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,240 - THIS IS PRINCIPAL PRICKLY TALKING. - OOH, THAT WAS FAST. 74 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,760 SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED ICE CREAM ON THE PLAYGROUND. 75 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:46,000 I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. THIS ICE CREAM SHOULD BE EATEN IMMEDIATELY. 76 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,560 HUH ? 77 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,400 ( Cheering ) 78 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,840 IN ADDITION, I WANT YOU ALL TO IGNORE MS. FINSTER, NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS... 79 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,360 ABOUT ICE CREAM OR ANYTHING ELSE. 80 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,720 - ( Cheering Continues ) - ( Muttering ) THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 81 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,080 FURTHERMORE, I WANT TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT I HAVE A FAT, SAGGY BUTT... 82 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,360 WHICH I LIKE TO SCRATCH EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR. 83 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,040 ALSO, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF YOU... 84 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,720 FOR BEING SUCH A MEAN PRINCIPAL, TAKING AWAY HALL PASSES, 85 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,320 GIVING GUYS RECESS DETENTION, 86 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:17,600 REFUSING TO ACCEPT SICK NOTES JUST 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A GUY'S MOM'S SIGNATURE, 87 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,440 MAKING KIDS STAND AT THE WALL FOR TEN WHOLE MINUTES, WITH NO BREAK ! 88 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,800 MAN, I FEEL ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR ALL THE TERRIBLE, ROTTEN THINGS I'VE DONE. 89 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,120 AND NEXT YEAR, I PROMISE TO-- 90 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,120 WHY, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY, SIR, WHAT A SURPRISE. 91 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,440 WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, DETWEILER ? DO YOU ENJOY TORMENTING ME ? 92 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:43,440 - DO YOU HATE ME ? - ON THE CONTRARY, SIR, I HAVE THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR YOU. 93 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,440 DON'T BE SMART WITH ME, BOY. ALL YEAR LONG YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ME, TESTING ME. 94 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,440 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, SIR. - OH, REALLY ? 95 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,640 HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU CONVINCED THE F.B.I. I WAS A CHINESE AGENT 96 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,440 AND GOT ME ARRESTED ? 97 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,640 YOU WERE GIVING US A SPEECH ON PERSONAL HYGIENE. YOU HAD TO BE STOPPED. 98 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,000 HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU FORGED MY SIGNATURE AND ORDERED A MOTORBOAT FOR THE SCHOOL ? 99 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,360 IT WAS FOR THE KINDERGARTENERS. 100 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,400 OWNING A BOAT'S ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF A DREAM OF THEIRS. 101 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,400 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PRANKS. THIS TIME I'M REALLY GONNA 102 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 THROW THE BOOK AT YOU. 103 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,680 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, YOU'D BETTER GET THROWING, 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF TIME. 104 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,440 - HUH ? - IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, SIR. 105 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,480 I'VE ONLY GOT 20 MORE SECONDS OF FOURTH GRADE LEFT. LOOK. 106 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,960 IN SOME WAYS, PEOPLE, THIS DAY IS A BUMMER FOR ME. 107 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,160 BUT IN OTHER WAYS IT'S THE ULTIMATE HIGH, 108 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,560 BECAUSE EVERY MILESTONE THAT YOU KIDS PASS IS ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS-- 109 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,000 - UH, MISS GROTKE ? - YES, SPINELLI ? 110 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,520 I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT, BUT-- 111 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,280 OH, YES ! BE MY GUEST. 112 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:44,600 ( Kids In Unison ) SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE-- 113 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,680 ( Bell Rings ) ( Cheering ) 114 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,640 - WHOO ! - WHOO-HOO ! 115 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,600 ( Laughing ) YEAH ! 116 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,600 ( Together ) SCANDALOUS ! 117 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:01,520 CALLING OUT AROUND THE WORLD ARE YOU READY FOR A BRAND-NEW BEAT 118 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,520 - SUMMER'S HERE - YOU EAT PASTE ! YOU EAT PASTE ! 119 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,520 AND THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR DANCIN' IN THE STREET 120 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,560 ( Stops ) HEY ! NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS ! 121 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,520 YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ? IT'S JUST THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. 122 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,520 ( Together ) THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR ? WHOO-HOO ! 123 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,560 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR 124 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:22,000 WHOO-HOO ! ( Laughing ) JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE THERE 125 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 GIRLS, WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE REST OF THIS CORN CHOWDER ? 126 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,560 ( Sniffs ) AW, LEAVE IT IN THE KETTLE. IT'LL KEEP TILL SEPTEMBER. 127 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,560 ( All Laughing ) THEY'LL BE DANCING DANCING IN THE STREET 128 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:37,560 THEY'RE DANCIN' IN THE STREET DANCING IN THE STREET 129 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,560 SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY. 130 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:43,560 YOU'D BETTER DO SOME GROWING UP THIS SUMMER, YOUNG MAN. 131 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,560 ( Sighs ) I HATE MY JOB. 132 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,560 THERE'LL BE LAUGHIN' SINGIN' 133 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,680 AND RECORDS PLAYIN' 134 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,320 DANCIN' IN THE STREET 135 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,880 LOOK AT THOSE HOOLIGANS. 136 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,920 ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL EXPRESSION OF FREEDOM AND JOY. 137 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I'LL TELL YOU A WONDERFUL EXPRESSION OF FREEDOM AND JOY. 138 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,760 TWELVE WEEKS OF NOTHING BUT ME AT THE WEST SIDE GOLF COURSE, AND NO DETWEILER. 139 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,120 I SECOND THAT EMOTION, SIR. 140 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,200 MAN, TEEJ, THAT PRANK WAS SWEET. 141 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:13,560 YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN FINSTER'S FACE-- I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BLOW A GASKET. 142 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,480 THOSE LIMESICLES WERE TASTY. 143 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,560 A TASTY BEGINNING TO A TASTY SUMMER. 144 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,640 TWELVE WEEKS OF NOTHING BUT RIDING BIKES, HANGING OUT AT THE LAKE... 145 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,040 AND T.P.-ING THE WEST SIDE GOLF COURSE. 146 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,240 SUMMER VACATION-- THE ULTIMATE RECESS. 147 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,160 YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO BASEBALL CAMP. 148 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,200 BASEBALL CAMP ? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 149 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,240 ACTUALLY, TEEJ, I'M GONNA BE OUT OF TOWN TOO. 150 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,320 BIG-TIME WRESTLING FEDERATION HAS THIS TRAINING CAMP, 151 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,400 AND I GOTTA LEARN SOME NEW MOVES IF I'M EVER GONNA TURN PRO. 152 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,920 - BUT, SPINELLI-- - IT'S MILITARY CAMP FOR ME. 153 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,440 MY DAD SAYS I NEED TO LEARN TO BE A LEADER. 154 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,000 I SHALL BE ATTENDING THE MT. VAN BUREN SPACE CAMP. 155 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,600 - DON'T WANNA LET THOSE SCIENCE GEEKS GET AHEAD OF ME. - YOU'RE ALL GOING TO CAMP ? 156 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,360 - NOT ME. - THANK GOODNESS. 157 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,480 THE YOUNG VOICES TRAINING PROGRAM DOESN'T LIKE THE WORD "CAMP." 158 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:58,320 THEY PROVIDE OPPORTUNITIES FOR ASPIRING SINGERS TO TRAIN THEIR VOICES... 159 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,000 IN A RIGOROUS YET SUPPORTIVE SETTING. 160 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,080 BUT SUMMER'S GONNA BE RUINED. 161 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,200 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? PLAY BASEBALL BY MYSELF ? WATCH RERUNS ? READ ? 162 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,920 SORRY, MAN, BUT WE GOTTA THINK ABOUT OUR FUTURES. 163 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,160 YEAH, WE CAN'T WASTE THE WHOLE SUMMER JUST FOOLING AROUND LIKE KIDS. 164 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,800 - BUT WE ARE KIDS ! - ACTUALLY, AS OF THE COMPLETION OF FOURTH GRADE, 165 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,040 WE ARE TECHNICALLY CONSIDERED PRE-YOUNG ADULTS. 166 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,760 AND NEXT YEAR WE WON'T EVEN BE "PRE." 167 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,640 BUT-- ( Sighs ) 168 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:25,000 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THE TIME WE'VE GOT LEFT. WHEN DO YOU ALL LEAVE ? 169 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,920 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. OH, MAN. 170 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,480 ( Chattering ) 171 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,320 WELL, THERE'S MY BUS. 172 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,760 BETTER GET GOING. YEAH, SAME HERE. 173 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,360 BYE, TEEJ. TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN, OKAY ? 174 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,440 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME WITHOUT US. 175 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,520 I DON'T KNOW, VINCE. ALL MY PLANS WERE MADE FOR SIX. 176 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,600 DON'T TELL ME YOU ASHLEYS ARE GOING TO BASEBALL CAMP. 177 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,320 EEEW ! AS IF ! 178 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,040 CHEERLEADING CAMP IS RIGHT ACROSS THE LAKE. DUH ! 179 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,840 I HOPE IT'S A BIG LAKE. 180 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,240 ( Horn Honks ) 181 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,120 AH, SPACE CAMP. 182 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,240 WONDER IF THEY'LL LET US MAKE CRATERS. 183 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,720 HEY, HUSTLER KID, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WRESTLED. 184 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,480 I DON'T. I'M PRE-MANAGEMENT. 185 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,560 BESIDES, MY RESEARCH TELLS ME THAT KIDS WHO WRESTLE 186 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,240 TRADE THE MOST FOR CONTRABAND SNACKS. 187 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,000 WHICH REMINDS ME-- WANNA BUY A WINGER-DINGER ? 188 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,040 ALL RIGHT, ALL THE KINDERGARTEN PERFORMERS ON THE BUS FIRST. 189 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,440 ( All Shouting ) ME VIKING ! 190 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,200 ME VIKING ! ME VIKING ! ME VIKING ! 191 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,400 BON VOYAGE... 192 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:41,800 ( Adult Baritone ) T.J. 193 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,960 ( Applause ) 194 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,040 BIG KID SING GOOD. 195 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,280 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 196 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,360 WELL, TEEJ, THERE'S MY TRANSPORT. 197 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:53,080 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ? MILITARY CAMP'S GONNA BE A BLAST ! 198 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,040 GRISWALD, YOU MAGGOT, GET YOUR FANNY OVER HERE NOW ! 199 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,800 THANKS, GUS, BUT I THINK I'LL STICK IT OUT AT HOME THIS SUMMER. 200 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,280 OKAY, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. 201 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,200 HIYA, CAPTAIN BRAD ! I DON'T LIKE YOU, GRISWALD. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND ! 202 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,960 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ? YES, SIR ! NOT LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP, SIR ! 203 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,240 GOOD LUCK, GUS. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. 204 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,080 MAN, THIS SUMMER'S GONNA WHOMP. 205 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,760 ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER 206 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:28,760 THAT YOU'LL EVER DO 207 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,760 TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE 208 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:39,760 IT'S THE LONELIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER ONE 209 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,760 ( Bird Squawking ) 210 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,760 NO IS THE SADDEST EXPERIENCE 211 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:52,320 YOU'LL EVER KNOW 212 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,760 YES, IT'S THE SADDEST EXPERIENCE 213 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,200 YOU'LL EVER KNOW 214 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,000 'CAUSE ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER 215 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,720 THAT YOU'LL EVER DO 216 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,720 ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER 217 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,720 WHOA-OHH WORSE THAN TWO 218 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,160 AND SO, THE SUMMER SEASON OFFICIALLY BEGINS... 219 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,360 WITH KIDS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY RUSHING OFF TO CAMP. 220 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,400 IN OTHER NEWS, THE NATIONAL NO RECESS MOVEMENT... 221 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,080 HAS HIT A SERIOUS STUMBLING BLOCK... 222 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,640 WITH THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ITS LEADER, 223 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,240 FORMER SECRETARY OF EDUCATION PHILLIUM BENEDICT. 224 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,680 BENEDICT, FIRED BY THE PRESIDENT TWO YEARS AGO FOR HIS EXTREMIST VIEWS, 225 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,280 HAS RECENTLY BEEN-- 226 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,360 NO RECESS ? WHAT A BUNCH OF HOGWASH. 227 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,360 ( Yawns ) MORNING, MOM. MORNING, DAD. 228 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:50,360 ARE YOU JUST GETTING UP NOW ? GEEZ, YOU'RE SLEEPING AWAY YOUR WHOLE VACATION. 229 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,960 WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS ? 230 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,480 WHAT FRIENDS ? THE ONES WHO ABANDONED ME AND WENT TO CAMP ? 231 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,200 NOW, T.J., I KNOW THERE ARE OTHER BOYS AROUND THIS SUMMER. 232 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,440 MRS. WEEN SAYS RANDALL IS AVAILABLE. DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A PLAY DATE ? 233 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,120 A PLAY DATE ? BYE, MOM. BYE, DAD. 234 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,080 BYE, T-JERK. 235 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,840 NOW, BECKY, BE NICE TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER. 236 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,400 HE'S FEELING S-A-D RIGHT NOW. 237 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,680 I CAN SPELL, MOM. WELL, UNLIKE SOME KIDS, I GOTTA GET TO WORK. 238 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,680 MR. WALSH SAYS IF I CAN MASTER THE VATMAN 2000, 239 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,920 I'LL BE ASSISTANT MANAGER BY THE END OF THE SUMMER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-- 240 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,720 I'LL GET TO DRIVE THE FLOPPY BURGER TRUCK. 241 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,800 BOY, SHE'S SURE AIMING FOR THE STARS. 242 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,960 AT LEAST SHE'S NOT SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE, MOPING ALL SUMMER. 243 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,640 GOING TO A PLAY DATE WITH RANDALL. 244 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,760 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I SUNK THIS LOW. 245 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,840 THIS IS THE WORST SUMMER EVER. 246 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,200 ( Loud Zap ) 247 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,120 - WHAT THE HECK ? - ( Loud Zap ) 248 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,080 THAT'S WEIRD. HEY, YOU ! 249 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,640 GET AWAY FROM THAT FENCE ! 250 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,040 HEY, DAD, WHAT DO THEY USE THE SCHOOL FOR DURING THE SUMMER ? 251 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,240 THEY LOCK IT UP. IT'S EMPTY. WHY ? 252 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,160 TODAY, WHEN I WAS RIDING BY, I SAW THIS SCARY GUY AND-- 253 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,160 I'M SURE HE WAS JUST CLEANING UP. 254 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,280 I THINK SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON IN THERE-- SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD. 255 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,000 ( Sighs ) MRS. LA SALLE WAS RIGHT. 256 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,480 WE SHOULD'VE SENT HIM TO SOME KIND OF CAMP. 257 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,480 9:32 A.M. UGLY BALD GUY STILL GUARDING SCHOOL. 258 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,840 ( Horn Honks ) 259 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,680 STAGING AREA ONE. 260 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,680 GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS. GOT IT. 261 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:58,200 9:32-AND-A-HALF A.M. GROWNUPS WRONG. SCHOOL'S NOT EMPTY. 262 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,040 ( Loud Zap ) 263 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,600 9:32 AND THREE QUARTERS. GREEN GLOW IN WINDOW AGAIN. 264 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,480 I'M GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK. 265 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,320 ( Loud Zap ) 266 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,920 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND ELEVATE IT. 267 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,840 ( Gasps ) 268 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,640 MOM ! MOM ! 269 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,200 ( Groans ) T.J. ! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 270 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,320 THOSE GUYS AT THE SCHOOL, THEY'RE DOING SOME KIND OF EVIL EXPERIMENT ! 271 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,640 THAT BONK ON THE HEAD MUST'VE RATTLED YOUR LITTLE BRAIN. 272 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,240 BUT, MOM-- YOU'RE FEVERISH. 273 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,840 YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'LL GO GET THE BABY THERMOMETER AND THE PETROLEUM JELLY. 274 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,080 UH, DAD, DAD ! 275 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,640 DAD ! WHAT IS IT, BOY ? 276 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,080 THOSE BAD GUYS HAVE A LASER BEAM AND THEY'RE LIFTING THIS SAFE-- 277 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,840 T.J., DID YOU RUN INTO THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR AGAIN ? 278 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,320 NO, BUT-- YEAH, BUT-- GAAAH ! 279 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,320 COME BACK ! YOUR MOM'S GONNA WANT TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE ! 280 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,240 OKAY, KID, WE GOT IT ALL IN THE REPORT. 281 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,600 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE MAD SCIENTISTS. 282 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:20,400 ( Chuckles ) YEAH, NO ONE'S GONNA LEVITATE ANY SAFE ON MY WATCH. 283 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,920 OOH, LOOK, ARTIE, SOMEBODY'S LEVITATING MY DOUGHNUT... 284 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,360 WITH A LASER BEAM ! 285 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,480 ( Laughing Continues ) GO HOME, KID ! GO HOME ! 286 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,040 LAUGH AT ME, WILL YA ? 287 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,520 I'M GONNA BE A TAXPAYER SOMEDAY ! ( Man ) HAVE A GOOD ROUND. 288 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,520 PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ! 289 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,680 WAIT ! 290 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,160 YEAH, YOU GUYS DID IT RIGHT. 291 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,400 PSYCHOLOGY, LAW, WASTE MANAGEMENT-- GOOD, SOLID CAREERS. 292 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,320 ME, I'M STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF PAIN-IN-THE-NECK KIDS ALL YEAR. 293 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,520 PETE, ARE YOU GONNA PUTT OR GROUSE ALL DAY ? OKAY, OKAY, HERE GOES. 294 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,160 ( T.J. ) PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ! OHH ! 295 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,120 YOU GOTTA COME QUICK ! IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! 296 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,120 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MR. ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE. 297 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,120 THIS IS THAT KID I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. THE "SAGGY BUTT" KID ? 298 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,200 HEY, HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY ? 299 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,240 SORRY. 300 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,160 SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON IN THE SCHOOL. 301 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,160 I SAW THESE MAD SCIENTISTS AND-- 302 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:24,200 YEAH, YEAH, VERY FUNNY. I'M NOT FALLING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SO-CALLED JOKES. 303 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,440 HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM ? IT'S NOT A JOKE, SIR. 304 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,160 THEY HAVE THIS LASER BEAM, AND-- 305 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,120 AW, PLEASE, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME ! THE SCHOOL'S IN DANGER ! 306 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,720 GIVE ME A BREAK, DETWEILER. 307 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,160 COME ON. GO WITH THE KID, PETE. 308 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,160 THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ISSUE YOU SHOULD BE AVOIDING. ( All Laughing ) 309 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,160 ALL RIGHT, DETWEILER, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 310 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,560 LOOKS FINE TO ME. NOW CAN I GO BACK TO MY GOLF GAME ? 311 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,320 JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET INSIDE. YOU'LL SEE. 312 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,080 OH, THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU KIDS. 313 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,120 SOMETIMES I THINK YOU WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH JUST TO-- 314 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,200 - AAAH ! - AAAH ! 315 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,400 AAAH ! 316 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,880 ( Panting ) 11:57 A.M. 317 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,640 PRINCIPAL PRICKLY DEMATERIALIZED... 318 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,720 IN A HORRIFYING FIELD OF ELECTRICITY. 319 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,720 THE COPS WON'T LISTEN. MOM AND DAD WON'T LISTEN. 320 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,360 I GOTTA GET THE GUYS TOGETHER. IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 321 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,200 LIKE, I AM SO THROUGH WITH HIM, MELISSA. 322 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,160 HE ASKED ME IF I SPOKE FRENCH, THEN WINKED AT ME. 323 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,720 BECKY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME ! I NEED A RIDE UP TO CHESTERVILLE ! 324 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,160 ARE YOU KIDDING ? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU, YOU LITTLE DORK. 325 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,320 "OH, HOW I DREAM OF THE MUSTACHE FUZZ ON JIMMY'S SWEATY LIPS... 326 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,400 GLISTENING AS HE COOKS IN THE LIGHT OF A DOZEN HAMBURGER HEAT LAMPS." 327 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,480 HEY, THAT'S MY DIARY ! GIVE ME THAT ! AH-AH-AH. I'VE GOT COPIES. 328 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,240 EITHER YOU GIVE ME A RIDE, OR THIS BABY HITS THE INTERNET. 329 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,400 GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN' 330 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,120 HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY 331 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,560 THANKS FOR DRIVING ME, BECKY. 332 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,120 YOU'RE THE SWEETEST BIG SISTER A KID COULD ASK FOR. 333 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,560 AND YOU ARE THE ANNOYING PET MONKEY I WISH I NEVER GOT ! 334 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,880 HEY, I TRY TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING. 335 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:27,320 NEXT REST STOP, PULL IN. I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. 336 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,560 GET THAT FRONT LEG UP, BIGGLES. 337 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,160 YOU CALL THAT A PITCH, HORNSBY ? 338 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,560 COME ON, LA SALLE ! THROW IT, DON'T AIM IT ! 339 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,760 I KNOW, I KNOW ! 340 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,920 MAN, I CAN PITCH JUST FINE WHEN I'M WITH MY FRIENDS. 341 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 PSST ! PSST ! 342 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,480 T.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 343 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,280 YOU GOTTA COME BACK TO TOWN. IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 344 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,840 WHAT ? I CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 345 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,600 SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON AT SCHOOL. 346 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,600 - PRINCIPAL PRICKLY GOT DEMATERIALIZED. - DEMATERIALIZED ? 347 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,560 - T.J., YOU'RE CRAZY. - AM I ? 348 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,480 MT. VAN BUREN ? THAT'S 20 MILES AWAY. I'M NOT TAKING YOU THERE. 349 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,520 "DEAR DIARY, I DREAMED OF JIMMY AGAIN. 350 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,360 "HE WAS ROCKING ME SO GENTLY, 351 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,560 JUST LIKE HE ROCKS THE GREASE OFF A BASKET OF HOT AND STEAMY ONION RINGS." ( Moans ) 352 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,960 WHOA ! LET ME LOOK AT THAT. JERKS. 353 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,080 HEY, YOU KIDS ! GET AWAY FROM THAT FAKE MARTIAN LANDSCAPE ! 354 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,800 - MISS DIRECTOR ! MISS DIRECTOR ! - WHAT IS IT NOW, GRETCHEN ? 355 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,280 I'VE BEEN STUDYING THE MOON WITH THE 200-INCH TELESCOPE AT THE OBSERVATORY, 356 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,800 AND I'VE DETECTED SOME PECULIAR ECCENTRICITIES IN ITS ORBIT. 357 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:41,560 GRETCHEN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY OUT ONE OF THESE NEAT ANTIGRAVITY HARNESSES. 358 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,680 THE OTHER KIDS LOVE 'EM, 359 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,320 AND LOOK, YOU CAN EVEN DO BACK FLIPS, JUST LIKE REAL ASTRONAUTS. 360 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,400 BUT-- 361 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,800 ( Sighs ) WHY DO I BOTHER ? 362 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,360 BECAUSE YOU'RE DRIVEN BY A PASSIONATE DESIRE FOR KNOWLEDGE ? 363 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,560 T.J. ? VINCE ? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE ? 364 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,640 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT-- 365 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,720 DEMATERIALIZED ? JUST LIKE OUT OF STAR TREK. 366 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,880 FASCINATING. 367 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,880 MI, MI, MI, MI, MI 368 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,000 MI, MI, MI, MI, MI MI, MI, MI, MI, MI 369 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 MI, MI, MI, MI-- ( Whispering ) 370 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,200 ME ? 371 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,280 LOOK OUT, MARSHALS ! HERE COMES THE FLYING PRESS ! 372 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,560 ( Grunts ) 373 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,240 YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SOLDIER, GRISWALD ! 374 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,320 YOU WILL NEVER BE A LEADER ! NOW, STAND AT ATTENTION UNTIL I RETURN ! 375 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,320 AND DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE ! DO YOU HEAR ME ? NOT A MUSCLE ! 376 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,760 THANKS A LOT, SIS. YOU OWE ME GAS MONEY. 377 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,560 OKAY, TEEJ, WHAT'S THIS BIG SECRET PLOT OF YOURS ? FOLLOW ME. 378 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,800 LOOK AT THAT. 379 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,240 LET'S GET MOVIN' OUT. 380 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,120 WHO ARE THOSE GUYS ? PERHAPS THEY'RE GOVERNMENT AGENTS. 381 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,480 OR GANGSTERS. OR ALIENS. 382 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,560 ALIENS ? THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE ALIENS. 383 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,240 WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE IN DISGUISE. 384 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:13,240 YEAH, IF YOU WERE AN ALIEN, YOU WOULDN'T JUST WALK AROUND IN YOUR LIZARD SKIN ALL DAY. 385 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,520 HMM. GOOD POINT. 386 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,240 WHOEVER THEY ARE, WE NEED TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. 387 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,760 WE'LL GET THE REST LATER. RIGHT. I'LL CLOSE IT UP. 388 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,240 HURRY. 389 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,200 MAN, THIS THING WEIGHS A TON. 390 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,040 THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S FULL OF MOON ROCKS AND ALIEN EGGS. 391 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,480 HEY, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF PAPER. 392 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,320 WEATHER MAPS ? TEST SCORES ? SOME STUFF WRITTEN IN SWEDISH ? 393 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,320 - ACTUALLY, THAT'S NORWEGIAN. - WHATEVER. IT'S ALL JUST DUMB SCHOOL STUFF. 394 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,720 YOU GOT ME OUT OF BASEBALL CAMP TO WATCH SOME GUYS RESTOCK THE SUPPLY ROOM ? 395 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,320 NO ! SOMETHING'S GOING ON IN THE SCHOOL ! I SWEAR ! 396 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,240 TEEJ, I THINK YOU COOKED THIS WHOLE THING UP 397 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,520 JUST 'CAUSE YOU WANTED US BACK FROM CAMP. 398 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,880 WHAT ? HEY, WE UNDERSTAND. 399 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,600 IT MUST BE PRETTY BORING AROUND HERE ALL SUMMER BY YOURSELF. 400 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,360 YOUR MIND SIMPLY CREATED AN ADVENTURE BECAUSE IT NEEDED SOME EXCITEMENT. 401 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,720 NO, IT REALLY HAPPENED. I SAW PRICKLY DISAPPEAR. 402 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,720 WELL, IF PRICKLY DISAPPEARED, 403 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,680 THEN WHO'S THAT ? 404 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,760 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET BACK TO CAMP. YEAH. 405 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,760 SEE YA IN A FEW WEEKS, TEEJ. 406 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,760 NO, WAIT ! YOU GUYS GOTTA BELIEVE ME ! 407 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,920 I'M NOT MAKING IT UP ! I-- I-- ( Metal Clanking ) 408 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:42,480 AYE-YI-YI, YI-YI. ( All Gasp ) 409 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,200 WHOA ! WHAT'S HAPPENING ? 410 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,720 ( Sputtering ) 411 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,720 OKAY, THAT RIGHT THERE ? THAT WAS MESSED UP. 412 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,320 ( T.J. ) MIKEY ? 413 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,800 MIKEY, YOU OKAY ? 414 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,720 W-WHERE AM I ? 415 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,720 YOU'RE IN T.J.'S BACKYARD, MAN. 416 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,760 HOW'D YOU GUYS GET ME HERE ? 417 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,760 HEY, THIS IS KINDA COMFY. 418 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,760 YEAH, YEAH. GET OUT OF THERE, YOU BIG LUMMOX. 419 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,920 OKAY, TEEJ, YOU WERE RIGHT. SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON IN THE SCHOOL. 420 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,320 AND PRICKLY MUST BE IN ON IT. I SAY WE GO TO THE POLICE. 421 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,560 I ALREADY WENT TO THE POLICE. I WENT TO EVERYONE. NOBODY'LL LISTEN. 422 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,640 WHAT WE NEED IS PROOF. PROOF ? HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PROOF ? 423 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,640 - I GOT A PLAN. A STAKEOUT. - A STAKEOUT ? 424 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,920 WE CAN STAY UP IN MY TREE HOUSE AND WATCH THE SCHOOL EVERY NIGHT 425 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,680 UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS. 426 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,640 LIKE ONE OF THEM TV COP SHOWS. SURE. 427 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,120 THE NEXT TIME THOSE LASER GUYS MAKE A MOVE, WE'LL CATCH 'EM RED-HANDED. 428 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,440 WE CAN TAKE PICTURES WITH MY NIGHT-VISION DIGITAL CAM. 429 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,560 THEN WE CALL IN THE FEDS AND, BANG, WE GOT 'EM. 430 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,520 ONLY ONE PROBLEM-- WHAT ABOUT CAMP ? 431 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:14,880 OH, YEAH. IF MY DAD FINDS OUT I'VE GONE AWOL, HE'LL THROW ME IN THE BRIG TILL SEPTEMBER. 432 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,640 NOT TO WORRY. I'LL GET BECKY TO DRIVE YOU BACK TO CAMP IN THE MORNING. 433 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,040 THEN AT NIGHT WE'LL PICK YOU UP AGAIN. 434 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,040 CAMPERS BY DAY, SPIES BY NIGHT. 435 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,680 BUT WHAT IF THE CAMP COUNSELORS NOTICE WE'RE NOT THERE ? 436 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,080 LEAVE THAT TO ME. 437 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,120 CALL FOR YOU, SIR. GIVE ME THAT. 438 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:39,120 CAPTAIN BRAD HERE. BRADLEY. THIS IS COLONEL O'MALLEY. 439 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,120 COLONEL O'MALLEY ? YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER ! 440 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,840 OH ! YES, SIR ! SORRY, SIR ! 441 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,160 I HEAR YOU'VE GOT A SOLDIER THERE NAMED GRISWALD. GOOD MAN. ONE OF THE BEST. 442 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,640 H-HE IS ? YOU HEARD ME ! HE'S OFFICER MATERIAL. 443 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,160 I'VE HAD MY EYES ON HIM FOR YEARS. 444 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,680 NOW, PAY ATTENTION, BRADLEY. I'VE GOT GRISWALD ON SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT TONIGHT. 445 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,920 WHEN HE GETS BACK TO CAMP, ACT LIKE NOTHING'S HAPPENED. YES, SIR ! 446 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,360 AND YOU'D BETTER START MAKING HIS BED AND SPIT-SHINING HIS SHOES AS WELL. 447 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,280 THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. CARRY ON. 448 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,360 OKAY, SPINELLI, YOU'RE NEXT. 449 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,440 SOMEONE'S WRESTLING MY LORD 450 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,120 KUMBAYAH 451 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,200 HEADS ARE SMASHING MY LORD 452 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,240 ( Phone Rings ) KUMBAYAH 453 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,080 SPEAK TO ME. 454 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,120 BONES ARE CRACKING MY LORD YEAH ? YEAH ? 455 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,520 I'LL COVER FOR YOU, SPINELLI, BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU. KUMBAYAH 456 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,120 OH, LIKE, THAT IS SUCH THE WRONG COLOR FOR VINCE. PUT THE BLUE ONE ON. 457 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,320 ASHLEY A, YOU TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO ACCESSORIZE. 458 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,120 ( Boys Snoring ) 459 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:58,120 ( Whispering, Muttering ) 460 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,280 INFRARED NIGHT VISION, 200-TO-1 ZOOM. 461 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,640 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, GRETCH. YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE SCHOOL WITH THIS THING. 462 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,040 YOU CAN MAKE LOTS OF HANDY DEVICES OUT OF THE SPARE PARTS IN A FAMILY'S GARAGE. 463 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,120 I ONCE FASHIONED A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR... 464 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:22,600 OUT OF A BROKEN HAIR DRYER AND A FOUR-SLICE TOASTER OVEN. 465 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,120 "TONIGHT, THE MAGICAL MOMENT ARRIVED. 466 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,120 "WE MET BEHIND THE DRIVE-THRU MENU AND KISSED PASSIONATELY... 467 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:32,120 AS THE SOUND OF THE DEEP FAT FRYER FADED INTO THE NIGHT." 468 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,120 MAN, I WISH I HAD AN OLDER SISTER. 469 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,680 LAUGH IF YOU WILL. I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 470 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,560 SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS, BUT I HAD TO WAIT TILL MY MOM AND DAD FELL ASLEEP... 471 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,080 BEFORE I COULD SNEAK OUT WITH... THE GOODIES. 472 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,360 ROAST BEEF AND MASHED POTATOES ! MY FAVORITE ! 473 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,160 MMM. MMM. MMM. 474 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,320 I ALSO MANAGED TO SWIPE THIS. 475 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,160 ROCKY ROAD ! MY OTHER FAVORITE ! 476 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,160 HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT. 477 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:06,240 EXCUSE ME, BUT AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO EAT DINNER BEFOREDESSERT ? 478 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,080 GOOD ONE, GRETCH. 479 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,520 YOU WERE RIGHT, TEEJ. THIS IS THE LIFE. 480 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,240 HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, EATING ICE CREAM, SPYING ON BAD GUYS. 481 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,080 IT'S THE ULTIMATE KID EXPERIENCE. 482 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,080 TOO BAD THESE DAYS ARE NUMBERED. 483 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,800 YEAH, THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST SUMMER... 484 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,120 WE'LL GET TO DO STUFF LIKE THIS. 485 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,120 KINDA WHOMPS, HUH ? 486 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,400 HEY, REMEMBER THAT SUMMER AFTER SECOND GRADE... 487 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,680 WHEN WE WENT DOWN TO THE POND EVERY DAY TO CATCH MINNOWS ? 488 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,680 OR HOW ABOUT THAT SUMMER WE ALL CARVED OUR INITIALS 489 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,680 IN THAT TREE IN THE WILSONS' BACKYARD ? 490 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,280 AND SPINELLI SPELLED HERS WRONG. 491 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,720 HEY, I WAS SEVEN. AND S's ARE TRICKY. 492 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,720 ( Gus Sobbing ) 493 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,720 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ? THIS IS THE FIRST SUMMER YOU'VE LIVED HERE. 494 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,720 I KNOW, AND I'LL NEVER HAVE ANY OF THOSE MEMORIES. 495 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,720 ( Whimpering ) 496 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,720 KNOW WHAT I'LL NEVER FORGET ? 497 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,720 THAT SONG T.J.'S SISTER TAUGHT US... 498 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,600 THE FIRST SUMMER AFTER KINDERGARTEN. 499 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,400 OH, YEAH. BACK WHEN SHE WAS NICE. 500 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,720 - HOW'D IT GO AGAIN ? - ( Inhales Deeply ) 501 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,040 ( Adult Baritone ) JOHN JACOB 502 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,720 JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 503 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:24,720 HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO 504 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,320 ( All ) WHENEVER I GO OUT 505 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,760 THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT 506 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,760 THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 507 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,640 ( Tempo Quickens ) NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA 508 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,760 JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 509 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,920 HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO 510 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,760 WHENEVER I GO OUT THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT 511 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,520 THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 512 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,200 NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA 513 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,440 ( Whispering ) JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 514 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,520 HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO 515 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,480 WHENEVER I GO OUT 516 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,680 THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT 517 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,080 THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 518 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,760 ( Fades ) NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA 519 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,080 ( Loud Zapping ) 520 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,200 WELL, HERE WE ARE, SIR. BUT IT'S JUST AN OLD PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 521 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,600 WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT ? 522 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,840 BECAUSE, MY ACADEMICALLY CHALLENGED YOUNG FRIEND, 523 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,440 IT USED TO BE MINE. 524 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,720 10:41 A.M. 525 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:43,160 GANG BACK AT CAMP. I'M GOIN' IN ALONE. 526 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,840 ( Man ) MAN, OH, MAN. 527 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,360 I'VE HEARD OF SIMPLE ASSIGNMENTS, BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE. 528 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,360 YUCK. 529 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360 HEY. 530 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,200 10:43 A.M. I FOUND WHAT APPEAR TO BE... 531 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,720 PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S GOLF PANTS ? 532 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800 FACT IS, YOU'RE GETTIN' REAL GOOD AT THIS STUFF. 533 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,800 YEAH, YOU'RE A REGULAR ROBERT DE NIRO. 534 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,800 HEY, I'M A MAN OF MANY TALENTS. 535 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,080 - PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ? - BUT WASN'T MRS. PRICKLY SUSPICIOUS ? 536 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,600 YOU KIDDIN' ? IT WAS LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. 537 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,560 ( Laughing Continues ) 538 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,240 DOUBLE-KNIT POLYESTER. THESE ARE PRICKLY'S ALL RIGHT. 539 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,840 BUT WHY WOULD THE BALD GUY WANNA PRETEND TO BE PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ? 540 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,920 AND WHERE'S THE REAL PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ANYWAY ? 541 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,720 WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE. 542 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,280 "HELP ME ?" 543 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,360 IT SOUNDS LIKE A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP. 544 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,640 - THEN PRINCIPAL PRICKLY MUST STILL BE IN THE SCHOOL. - BEING HELD CAPTIVE ! 545 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,120 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU, GUYS ? 546 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,560 WE GOTTA GO IN THERE AND SAVE HIM. 547 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,600 - BIKES ? - CHECK. - WALKIE-TALKIE ? 548 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,680 - CHECK. - ROPE WITH POINTY THING ? - CHECK. 549 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,000 GOOD. THEN LET'S GO. 550 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,040 I STILL SAY THIS IS NUTS. 551 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,520 BREAKING OUTOF THE SCHOOL I UNDERSTAND, BUT BREAKING IN ? 552 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,120 OH, BOY ! MS. FINSTER'S GONNA LOVE THIS. 553 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,520 ( Whistling ) 554 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,040 ( Groans ) 555 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,280 ( Grunting ) 556 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,200 ( Doorbell Rings ) DANG. 557 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,200 TEN MORE MINUTES, AND THE PIZZA WOULD'VE BEEN FREE. 558 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,400 ( Sighs ) IT'S 9:00 AT NIGHT, RANDALL. 559 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,400 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ? - IT'S ABOUT T.J. DETWEILER. 560 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,480 RANDALL, I'M OFF DUTY UNTIL LABOR DAY. HE'S SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM NOW. 561 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,440 BUT HE'S GOT ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER, AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO BREAK INTO THE SCHOOL ! 562 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,440 A BREAK-IN, EH ? 563 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,520 NOT IF MURIEL P. FINSTER HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. 564 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,360 TOLD YOU, MS. FINSTER. ( Chuckles ) 565 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,400 I WONDER IF I CAN GET 'EM TRIED AS ADULTS. COME ON. 566 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,040 HOLD THE ROPE, BOY. 567 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,360 ( Rope Creaking ) UH-OH. 568 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,360 ( Snap ) AAAAH ! 569 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,560 ( Thud ) ( Groans ) 570 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:53,400 ( Muffled ) MS. FINSTER, COULD YOU PLEASE GET OFF OF ME ? 571 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,600 ( Gretchen ) MY, THIS IS SOMEWHAT CREEPY. 572 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,520 YEAH. I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A EMPTY SCHOOL AT NIGHT BEFORE. 573 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,680 HECK, I'LL BET NO KID HAS. 574 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,760 I WONDER WHERE THE ALIENS WENT. 575 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,920 THEY PROBABLY GO BACK TO THE MOTHER SHIP AT NIGHT. 576 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,760 QUICK. IN HERE. 577 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,800 ( Footsteps Passing ) 578 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,800 HEY, THIS IS OUR OLD ROOM. 579 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,720 I HOPE SOMEBODY'S FEEDING THE GERBIL. 580 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,720 ( Man Talking, Echoing ) SHH ! I HEAR SOMETHING ! 581 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,720 I WANT THIS SYSTEM WORKING NOW. DO YOU HEAR ME ? NOW ! 582 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,920 WE'RE DOING OUR BEST, SIR. WE'VE JUST RUN INTO A FEW TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. 583 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,720 IT'S COMING FROM UP THERE. 584 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,720 LIKE WHAT ? I THINK WHAT DR. LAZENBY IS TRYING TO SAY-- 585 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,960 OH, I KNOW WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY. HE'S TRYING TO-- 586 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,080 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? - FINDING OUT WHAT'S WHAT. 587 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,720 ( Men Continue Talking ) 588 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,840 BINGO. 589 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,120 ( Grunting ) 590 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,120 I'M STUCK. ( Continues Grunting ) 591 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,120 CURSE THESE BODACIOUS HIPS OF MINE. 592 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,360 RANDALL, RUN BACK TO MY PLACE AND GET THE BUTTER. 593 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,720 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, LARAMIE ? IT'S LAZENBY-- 594 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,320 THAT PHOTON CHANNELER IS A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT, 595 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,200 LIKE A CARBURETOR IN YOUR CAR ! 596 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,880 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BRILLIANT THINKER. 597 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,840 DO YOU KNOW WHAT BRILLIANT THINKERS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO ? 598 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,880 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK ! 599 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,880 WHOA, WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF ? 600 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,760 WELL, AGAINST THE FAR WALL IS WHAT LOOKS TO BE A PLUTONIUM TURBINE. 601 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,920 CLOSER AHEAD, YOU'LL OBSERVE A GLOBAL ELECTRODE. 602 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,880 TO YOUR RIGHT IS THE LASER DEVICE WE SAW EARLIER, 603 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,080 AND OF COURSE, THAT GLOWING ORB-- AN ELECTRON PULSE GENERATOR. 604 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,880 THE NERVE CENTER OF THE SYSTEM. 605 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,880 SHH ! THE BAD GUYS ARE TALKING. 606 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,760 - BUT, DR. BENEDICT, PLEASE-- - NO, LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU, LAZENBY. 607 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,840 WE HAVE A THING CALLED A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. 608 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,840 IF WE MISS THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY, THEN THE PROJECT FAILS. 609 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,840 AND IF THE PROJECT FAILS, 610 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,680 THEN I GET VERY, VERY... ANGRY ! 611 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,280 TH-THEY MAY HAVE A POINT, SIR. 612 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,040 IT SEEMS THE LOGISTICAL PROBLEMS ARE A BIT MORE COMPLICATED 613 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,920 THAN DR. STEINHEIMER THOUGHT. 614 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,880 YES, IT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER IF WE COULD MOVE THE LASER TO A MORE APPROPRIATE LOCATION. 615 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:25,440 THIS OPERATION WILL BE EXECUTED AS PLANNED FROM RIGHT HERE ! 616 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,520 HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR ? 617 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,680 - BUT, SIR-- - NO BUTS ! 618 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,920 IT STARTED AT 3rd STREET. IT IS GOING TO END AT 3rd STREET. 619 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,600 DR. BENEDICT, WE'RE READY FOR THE TEST. 620 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,480 COMING. 621 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,280 ( Scientist ) LEVELS ARE GOOD. 622 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,480 - READY ? - I'VE BEEN READY FOR DECADES. 623 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,480 - JUST DO IT. - YES, SIR. 624 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,400 INITIATE PHOTON CHANNELING. 625 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,520 PHOTON CHANNELING INITIATED. 626 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:23,520 SET MAGNIFICATION COORDINATES .073. 627 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,520 COORDINATES SET. 628 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,520 ENGAGE TRACTOR BEAM NOW. 629 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,520 ( Continues Grunting ) 630 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,520 ( Loud Zapping ) 631 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,240 WHAT ARE THOSE KIDS UP TO IN THERE ? 632 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,520 ( All Gasp ) 633 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,520 A LITTLE MORE. A LITTLE MORE. 634 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,360 HE'S SHOOTING AT THE MOON. 635 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,600 I TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T ALIENS. 636 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,240 ( Beam Sputtering ) 637 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,520 ( Turbine Winding Down ) DR. ROSENTHAL, WHY DID THE BEAM SUDDENLY-- 638 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,520 OH, WHAT'S THE TECHNICAL WORD FOR IT ? STOP ? 639 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,520 W-WELL, UH, AS I BELIEVE YOU WERE TOLD BEFORE-- 640 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,520 "TOLD BEFORE" ? ( Chuckles ) 641 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,520 DO YOU THINK I CARE WHAT I WAS TOLD BEFORE ? I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME. 642 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,520 "NEXT TIME." ISN'T THAT CUTE. 643 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,520 ROSENTHAL, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 644 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,520 SAY YOU WERE A TEACHER-- 645 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,960 OR EVEN BETTER, SAY, THE PRINCIPAL OF A SCHOOL-- 646 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,520 AND YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH A NAUGHTY CHILD WHO DIDN'T KNOW HIS PLACE, 647 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,520 WHO KEPT TELLING YOU OVER AND OVER THAT HE'D DO BETTER "NEXT TIME." 648 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,560 BUT HE NEVER DID. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? 649 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,560 OH, NO. N-NOT DETENTION. NOT DETENTION ! 650 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,560 - TAKE HIM AWAY ! - NO, PLEASE ! I CAN FIX IT ! 651 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,400 DON'T DO THIS TO ME-E-E ! 652 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,560 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S SECOND-IN-COMMAND ? 653 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,280 - UH, I AM, SIR. - WELL, GOOD. NOW YOU'RE IN CHARGE. 654 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,400 AND IF I WERE YOU, I'D MAKE SURE I HAD THIS MACHINE WORKING AT FULL POWER 655 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:02,560 BY TOMORROW MORNING. 656 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,560 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ? Y-YES, SIR. 657 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,560 OH, DEAR, I GOT SPITTLE ON MY LAPEL. 658 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,560 MMM. 659 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,480 ( Vince ) WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. UH-OH. 660 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,400 - WHAT IS IT ? - I GOT THAT FEELING. 661 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,240 - HOLD IT IN, BIG GUY. HOLD IT IN ! - I CAN'T ! 662 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,600 ( Loud Burp, Echoing ) 663 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,600 WHAT WAS THAT ? 664 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,600 SOMEONE HAD BETTER SAY "EXCUSE ME." 665 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,400 ( All ) WHOA ! 666 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,480 FENWICK, WHO LET CHILDREN INTO THE SCHOOL ? 667 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,360 U-UH, N-NOT ME, SIR. 668 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,680 - WELL, GET THEM ! - RUN ! 669 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,720 ( Men Shouting ) THERE THEY ARE ! 670 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,880 - ( All Gasp ) - HUH ? 671 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,720 GET OFF OUR PLANET, ALIEN SCUM ! 672 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,720 ( Groans ) 673 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,320 OVER THERE ! 674 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,640 GET 'EM ! GET 'EM ! COME BACK HERE ! 675 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,760 HUH ? WHOA ! 676 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,120 ( Grunts ) 677 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,640 - HYAH ! - NINJAS ! 678 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,640 - HYAH ! - GET 'EM ! 679 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,640 NINJAS ! WHY'D THEY HAVE TO BE NINJAS ? 680 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,640 ( All Shouting ) 681 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,240 THIS WAY ! HURRY ! 682 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,680 GO ! GO ! LET'S GO ! HURRY UP ! GO ! GO ! HURRY UP ! 683 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,680 - NOW YOU ! - BUT, TEEJ-- - GO ! 684 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,880 - HAAAH ! - ( Gasps ) 685 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,400 SAVE YOURSELVES ! 686 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:55,680 T.J. ! T.J. ! IT WON'T BUDGE ! 687 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,680 ( Shouting Continues ) 688 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,880 ( Grunts ) 689 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,960 WHAT THE J.P. MORGAN IS GOING ON AROUND HERE ? 690 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,120 LET ME GO. LET ME GO ! 691 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,120 I'M WARNING YOU ! I'M A BLACK BELT IN ORIGAMI ! 692 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,120 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT AIN'T THE LITTLE SNOOP. 693 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,120 - WHAT ? I AIN'T NO SNOOP. - ( Tape Rewinding ) 694 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:28,160 ( T.J. On Tape ) 9:32 A.M. UGLY BALD GUY STILL GUARDING SCHOOL. 695 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,120 HEH-HEH. OOPS. 696 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,800 LET'S GO, SNOOP. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW. 697 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,040 OW ! OW ! WATCH THE JACKET ! IT'S COTTON ! 698 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,200 ( Muffled Shouting ) 699 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,040 PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ! YOU'RE ALIVE ! 700 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,080 OWW ! WOULD YOU BE CAREFUL ! BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 701 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,320 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THESE GUYS ARE DOING. THEY'VE GOT THIS BIG LASER GUN AND-- 702 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,840 - WHOA, WHO TOOK YOUR PANTS ? - NEVER MIND, DETWEILER. JUST UNTIE ME. 703 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,880 - THESE KNOTS ARE TIGHT. - OF COURSE. 704 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,560 I'VE BEEN PULLING AT THEM FOR THE LAST DAY AND A HALF. THEY'VE CHAFFED MY WRIST. 705 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,120 - DON'T WORRY, SIR. MY PALS'LL GET US OUT OF HERE. - WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE ? 706 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,440 YOU DON'T KNOW MY FRIENDS. THEY'LL GET HELP. YOU'LL SEE. 707 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,120 SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU JUST ESCAPED FROM A TROOP OF NINJA WARRIORS ? 708 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,960 - THAT'S RIGHT ! - AND THEY GOT A GIANT LASER GUN IN THE SCHOOL AUDITORIUM ? 709 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,440 - PRECISELY ! - WHICH IS AIMED AT THE MOON ? 710 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,920 THANK HEAVENS YOU UNDERSTAND ! 711 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,800 ( Grunts ) I'VE ALMOST GOT IT. 712 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,880 CAREFUL, DETWEILER. THAT'S MY PUTTING HAND. 713 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,880 ( Door Lock Unlocking ) 714 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,880 HELLO, PETE. REMEMBER ME ? 715 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,880 WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T PHILLIUM BENEDICT. 716 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,040 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D BE THE ONE BEHIND THIS. YOU KNOW THIS GUY ? 717 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,120 AH, PETE AND I ARE OLD PALS. 718 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,240 ALTHOUGH THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER, PETE WAS THE ONE RUINING MYLIFE. 719 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:59,200 BY THE WAY, PETE, YOU LIKE THIS SUIT ? IT'S ITALIAN. RAW SILK. NICE, HUH ? 720 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,640 YOU ALWAYS WERE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT APPEARANCES THAN PEOPLE, PHIL. 721 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:06,720 OH, PETE, COME ON. THERE'S NO NEED TO BE RUDE. 722 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,320 NOT AFTER I INSTRUCTED MY MEN TO TAKE SUCH SPECIAL CARE OF YOU. 723 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,200 SPECIAL CARE ? THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL GAGGING ME, TYING ME UP AND TAKING AWAY MY PANTS ? 724 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:17,400 HAD TO. OTHERWISE, YOU MIGHT RUN OFF AND BETRAY ME, LIKE YOU DID THE LAST TIME. 725 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,760 BUT, HEY, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 726 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,400 AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT COMPANY NOW. 727 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,040 LET THE BOY GO. HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. 728 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,800 ( Sighs ) SAME OLD NOBLE PETE. 729 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,760 - ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR THE RIGHTS OF CHILDREN. - YOU ? 730 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,040 BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN'T LET ANYBODY GO RIGHT NOW. 731 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:38,360 YOU SEE, THIS EXPERIMENTAL, UM, NIGHT SCHOOL THAT I'M RUNNING IS KIND OF A SECRET. 732 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,400 I'M TRYING TO SHOW THAT MY... ( Chuckles ) ADULT STUDENTS CAN BE TRAINED... 733 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,760 TO BE CAPABLE AND PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY. 734 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,160 WELL, IF YOU'RE JUST RUNNING A NIGHT SCHOOL, 735 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:49,920 THEN WHAT'S THAT GIANT LASER GUN DOING IN THE AUDITORIUM ? 736 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,360 WHAT A RUDE AND BADLY DRESSED LITTLE BOY YOU ARE. 737 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:05,760 YOU SHOULD TEACH YOUR PUPILS A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THEIR SUPERIORS, PETE. 738 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,120 BUT THAT WOULD MEAN THAT YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO TEACH THEM ANYTHING AT ALL, WOULDN'T IT ? 739 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,880 GEEZ, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT JERK ? 740 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,880 WE WENT THROUGH TEACHER TRAINING TOGETHER. 741 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,880 - YOU MEAN-- - THAT'S RIGHT, DETWEILER. 742 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,040 THAT MAN IS A ROGUE TEACHER. 743 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,880 ( Prickly ) IT WAS BACK IN THE SPRING OF '68. 744 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:34,880 A DIFFERENT AGE. WE WERE ALL YOUNG, IDEALISTIC AND READY TO CHANGE THE WORLD. 745 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,920 ( Chattering ) 746 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,920 ( Rock ) 747 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,920 OH ! HA HA HA. PEACE, PETER. 748 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,920 HEY, MURIEL, HAD A GROOVY TIME AT THE DEAD CONCERT LAST NIGHT. 749 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,760 YOU GONNA BE AT THE TEACH-IN SATURDAY ? 750 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,920 WE'RE GONNA PAINT MY VOLKSWAGEN. 751 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,920 - WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD. - GROOVY. 752 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,920 YES, WE ALL THOUGHT WE WERE PRETTY COOL. 753 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,920 BUT ONE GUY WAS THE COOLEST OF US ALL. ( Vehicle Approaching ) 754 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,720 PHILLIUM BENEDICT WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 755 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,720 HE WAS SMART, HE WAS HANDSOME. 756 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:11,040 HE HAD JUST BEEN NAMED PRINCIPAL OF 3rd STREET SCHOOL. 757 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,440 ( All Giggling ) 758 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:17,040 SO, PHILLIUM, HOW'S IT FEEL BEING THE YOUNGEST PRINCIPAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE STATE ? 759 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,440 COPACETIC, BABY. 760 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,680 I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: YOUNG IS IN, MAN, AND OLD IS OUT. 761 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,320 WAY OUT. 762 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,280 DO YOU LIKE THE AMERICAN FLAG HELMET, PETE ? IT DOES GO WITH THE LEATHER JACKET, RIGHT ? 763 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,880 YOU ARE ONE GROOVY EDUCATOR, PHIL. 764 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,760 COOL. FOLLOW ME, MY MAN. 765 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,120 I WANNA SHOW YOU MY NEW PRINCIPAL'S PAD. 766 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,760 WHOA ! 767 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,080 PSYCHEDELIC PRINCIPALIA. 768 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,680 PULL UP A BAG, BRO. I WANNA RAP. 769 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,680 LAY IT ON ME, MAN. YOU SEE, PETE, I BEEN THINKIN'. 770 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,600 WE'RE A NEW GENERATION OF TEACHERS, RIGHT ? 771 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,960 IT'S TIME WE SHOOK THINGS UP A LITTLE. 772 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,600 I HEAR YOU, BROTHER. IN FACT, DIG THIS. 773 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,920 I WAS MEDITATING TO THAT NEW RAVI SHANKAR ALBUM LAST NIGHT... 774 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,160 WHEN I GOT THIS RIGHTEOUS NOTION-- 775 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,200 WHAT IF WE HOLD ALL OUR CLASSES OUTSIDE, ON THE PLAYGROUND ? 776 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,200 IMAGINE-- SCHOOL, RECESS. NO BOUNDARIES. 777 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,200 HEY, BABY, THAT'S A HIP IDEA, BUT I GOT A BETTER THOUGHT HERE. 778 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,200 AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT AS PRINCIPAL, 779 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,560 I'VE DECIDED... TO GET RID OF RECESS. 780 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,800 WHAT ? NO RECESS ? 781 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,600 BUT, PHIL, FOR A KID, RECESS IS LIKE A MAJOR PLAY-IN. 782 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,280 IT'S THE ONE TIME OF DAY THEY HAVE ANY FREEDOM. 783 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,480 ( Sighs ) LOOK, PETE, 784 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,560 THE '60s ARE OVER. 785 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:42,040 ALL THAT PEACE AND LOVE AND FREEDOM STUFF, IT WAS GREAT FOR PICKIN' UP CHICKS, 786 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,560 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HELP MY CAREER. 787 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,560 TO DO THAT, I GOTTA MAKE TEST SCORES GO UP, 788 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,560 AND TO MAKE TEST SCORES GO UP, I GOTTA KEEP KIDS IN CLASS WHERE THEY BELONG. 789 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:55,280 THAT'S WHY, STARTING TOMORROW, I AM TUNING OUT RECESS... 790 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,040 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 791 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,200 ( Prickly ) NEEDLESS TO SAY, 792 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,880 PHILLIUM'S PLAN DIDN'T GO OVER ALL THAT WELL. 793 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,200 ( Shouting ) 794 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,240 ( Protester ) WHAT DO WE WANT ? ( Crowd ) RECESS ! 795 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,200 WHEN DO WE WANT IT ? NOW ! 796 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:11,240 WHAT DO WE WANT ? WHEN DO WE WANT IT ? RECESS ! NOW ! 797 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:14,240 BE COOL, PEOPLE, BE COOL. YOU'RE BUMMING MY MELLOWNESS. 798 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,360 WE'LL BE COOL WHEN YOU GIVE OUR KIDS THEIR RECESS BACK. 799 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,240 HEY, BABY, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT. 800 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,880 I'M PRINCIPAL OF THE SCHOOL, AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT. DIG ? 801 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,640 ( Shouting Continues ) 802 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,240 ( Man ) IT'S NOT RIGHT ! 803 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,240 PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PLEASE CALM DOWN. ( Shouting Stops ) 804 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:37,240 MR. PRICKLY HERE HAS INFORMED ME OF THIS "NO RECESS" PROPOSAL. 805 00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:40,240 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT AS LONG AS I'M SUPERINTENDENT, 806 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,400 THIS RADICAL PLAN WILL NEVER BE CARRIED OUT IN THIS DISTRICT. 807 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,480 - ( Cheering ) - HEY, MAN, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT ! 808 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,440 OF COURSE I DO, BENEDICT. 809 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,680 THAT'S WHY I'M REPLACING YOU. WHAT ? 810 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,320 - PRICKLY, FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL BE PRINCIPAL. - WHO, ME ? 811 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,280 OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING DOWN HERE. 812 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,920 YOU TRICKED ME, WENT AROUND MY BACK TO THE MAN TO GET MY JOB ! 813 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,320 - NO, PHIL, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. - YEAH, RIGHT ! 814 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,000 COME ON, MURIEL BABY, LET'S BLOW THIS SCENE. 815 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:10,880 NO, PHIL, IT'S OVER. I COULD NEVER BE WITH A MAN WHO DOESN'T LOVE RECESS. 816 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,360 SO YOU'RE AGAINST ME TOO. 817 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,360 WELL, FINE. I DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T NEED ANYONE ! 818 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,680 AAAH ! PHIL ! YOU OKAY, MAN ? 819 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,200 DON'T TOUCH ME ! 820 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,760 YOU TOOK MY CHICK. 821 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,080 YOU TOOK MY JOB. 822 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,200 WELL, ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, PETEY BOY, 823 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,840 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA PAY. 824 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,320 SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, 825 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,920 YOU'RE GONNA PAY. 826 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,760 I NEVER SAW PHILLIUM AGAIN. 827 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,560 HE QUIT TEACHING, WENT INTO POLITICS, 828 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,480 EVENTUALLY BECAME SECRETARY OF EDUCATION-- 829 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,600 UNTIL THE PRESIDENT FIRED HIM FOR TRYING TO GET RID OF RECESS AGAIN. 830 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,480 ONLY THIS TIME IT WAS NATIONWIDE. 831 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,120 SO THAT GUY'S SOME WEIRDO EX-TEACHER WHO WANTS TO GET RID OF RECESS ? 832 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,480 - MM-HMM. - OKAY. 833 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,680 NOW IT'S PERSONAL. 834 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,040 LET'S SEE-- WEATHER MAPS, SOME STUFF IN NORWEGIAN, 835 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,800 A FARMER'S ALMANAC. 836 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,600 MUST BE SOMETHING IN HERE THAT'LL EXPLAIN WHAT THAT DR. BENEDICT IS DOING. 837 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,480 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING HE'S NOT DOING-- 838 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,760 HAVING LUNCH TOMORROW AT 12:22 WITH HIS LITTLE GIRLFRIEND. 839 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,960 SPINELLI, THAT'S THE MAN'S PERSONAL DATE BOOK. 840 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,360 WELL, IT'S MINE NOW, 841 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:23,520 AND I GUESS MISS LUNA PERGUM IS GONNA BE AT THE RESTAURANT ALL BY HERSELF. 842 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,040 WHO DID YOU SAY ? THE GIRL WHOSE NAME IS IN HERE-- LUNA PERGUM. 843 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,160 MUST BE SOME ITALIAN CHICK. 844 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,760 LUNAE PERIGEUM. OF COURSE ! 845 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,440 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? - DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ? 846 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,520 LUNAE PERIGEUMIS NO LADY. IT'S AN EVENT. LOOK. 847 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:40,400 ONCE A MONTH, THE MOON REACHES THE POINT WHERE IT'S CLOSEST TO THE EARTH-- 848 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,360 LUNAR PERIGEE, WHICH IN THIS CASE HAPPENS TO BE 12:22 TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 849 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:49,520 MAYBE THAT'S WHEN THAT DOCTOR GUY IS GONNA SHOOT HIS LASER AT THE MOON AND BLOW IT UP. 850 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,560 CLOSE GUESS, BUT I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY. 851 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,280 WHEN I WAS UP AT SPACE CAMP, I OBSERVED SOME ABNORMALITIES IN THE MOON'S POSITION. 852 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,680 I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS CAUSING IT, BUT NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 853 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,200 DR. BENEDICT'S DEVICE IS NOT A LASER BEAM AT ALL. IT'S A TRACTOR BEAM ! 854 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,360 YOU MEAN HE'S GONNA PLOW THE MOON'S SURFACE ? WHATEVER WILL HE PLANT ? 855 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,360 NOT A TRACTOR, YOU GOOMBAH. A TRACTOR BEAM. 856 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,360 LIKE FROM A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE. 857 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,200 PRECISELY. 858 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,040 THEORETICALLY, IF A POWERFUL TRACTOR BEAM... 859 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,200 WERE SHOT AT THE MOON EXACTLY AT LUNAR PERIGEE, 860 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,200 IT COULD MOVE THE MOON INTO ANOTHER ORBIT. 861 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,640 MOVE THE MOON ? BUT WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO DO THAT ? 862 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,720 WHO KNOWS, VINCE ? WHO KNOWS ? 863 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,480 ( Banging On Metal ) 864 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,880 HERE WE ARE, SIR. 865 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,640 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN CREEPING AROUND IN THESE VENTS. 866 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,240 THEY'RE SCHOOL PROPERTY. 867 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,600 DANG ! THE LINE'S DEAD. 868 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,080 HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE WALKIE-TALKIE 869 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,080 YOU CONFISCATED FROM ME LAST WEEK ? 870 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,080 TOP DRAWER, ON THE RIGHT. JUST LOOK WHAT PHIL'S DONE TO MY OFFICE. 871 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,800 I HAD IT ALL NICE AND CLEAN FOR THE SUMMER. 872 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,600 PACKS OF GUM, YO-YOS, MY OLD BASEBALL-- 873 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,880 HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS. 874 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,000 HERE IT IS-- MY WALKIE-TALKIE. 875 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,240 NOW ALL I GOTTA DO IS CONTACT THE GUYS AND-- 876 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,240 OH, NO. WHAT IS IT, DETWEILER ? 877 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,160 I TOLD 'EM THAT GUY WAS A NUT. 878 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,720 ( T.J. ) HELLO ! HELLO ! IS ANYBODY THERE ? 879 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,000 IT'S T.J. ! T.J., BUDDY, YOU'RE OKAY ? 880 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,720 YEAH, I'M FINE, AND SO IS PRINCIPAL PRICKLY. PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ? 881 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:24,320 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN, BUT I THINK WE'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT BENEDICT IS UP TO. 882 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,000 HE'S TRYING TO GET RID OF SUMMER VACATION ! 883 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,600 NO ! 884 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,320 GUYS, DON'T FREAK OUT ON ME ! I GOT A PLAN ! ALL WE DO IS-- 885 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:40,080 HEH-HEH. WHY, MR. BALD GUY, WHAT A SURPRISE. 886 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,520 T.J. ! T.J. ! 887 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,680 IT'S DEAD ! THEY MUST'VE GOT HIM ! 888 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,360 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? 889 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,600 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO: 890 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,640 WE GOTTA GET HELP. 891 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,720 ( Becky ) BOW-WOW ! WELCOME TO FLOPPY BURGER. 892 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,280 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE ? 893 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,400 BECKY, THIS IS VINCE. ( Becky ) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 894 00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:00,000 IT'S NOT JUST VINCE, IT'S ME, GRETCHEN, EVERYBODY. WE GOT A PROBLEM ! 895 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,840 I GOT A PROBLEM TOO-- 896 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,040 SIX DWEEBY TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, EVEN WHEN I'M AT WORK. 897 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,080 I AM A PROFESSIONAL ! SO WHATEVER YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM IS, FORGET IT ! 898 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,080 BUT IT'S ABOUT T.J. HE'S IN TROUBLE, AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. 899 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,400 ( Becky ) WELL, ISN'T THAT NICE ? 900 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,240 AFTER STEALING MY DIARY, THREATENING TO PUT IT ON THE INTERNET... 901 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,160 AND MAKING ME DRIVE ACROSS THE STATE THREE TIMES, HE NEEDS MY HELP ? 902 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,040 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD HELP HIM. 903 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,440 'CAUSE HE'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, AND HE NEEDS YOU. 904 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,560 PLEASE PULL FORWARD TO THE SECOND DRIVE-THRU WINDOW. 905 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,600 A CONFISCATED WALKIE-TALKIE. 906 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:39,680 WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS ? DO YOU ENJOY TORMENTING ME ? DO YOU HATE ME ? 907 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,920 I DON'T HATE YOU, PHIL. I JUST THINK YOU'RE INSANE. 908 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,680 ( Chuckles ) INSANE. 909 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,680 WELL, THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PETE. 910 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,680 INSULTING ME, HURTING MY FEELINGS, JUST LIKE 30 YEARS AGO. 911 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,720 ONLY THIS TIME, PETEY, I'M READY. 912 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:59,680 YOU SEE, ALL THOSE YEARS, NO MATTER HOW BIG I GOT, NO MATTER HOW SUCCESSFUL, 913 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,640 I ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT YOU. 914 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,680 HOW YOU EMBARRASSED ME ! HOW YOU HUMILIATED ME ! 915 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,560 HOW YOU DESTROYED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MURIEL FINSTER, 916 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,360 THE ONLY WOMAN I EVER LOVED ! 917 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,480 THAT PART STILL GROSSES ME OUT, SIR. SHH. 918 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,080 THIS TIME, PETE, I'M GONNA HUMILIATE YOU. 919 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:19,560 I'M GONNA PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU WERE WRONG AND I WAS RIGHT. 920 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,560 - ABOUT WHAT ? - ABOUT RECESS ! 921 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,000 ABOUT FREEDOM ! ABOUT TEST SCORES ! 922 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,080 I'VE FOUND A WAY TO PROVE MY THEORY. 923 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,840 I'M GONNA GET RID OF THE BIGGEST RECESS OF THEM ALL. 924 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,320 I AM GONNA GET RID OF SUMMER VACATION. 925 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,720 - YOU FIEND ! - "FIEND." TRY TO HELP PEOPLE, THAT'S THE THANKS YOU GET. 926 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:40,040 - IT'LL NEVER WORK, PHIL. - WELL, ACTUALLY, PETE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 927 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:51,120 YOU SEE, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MODIFY THE MOON'S ORBIT EVER SO SLIGHTLY, 928 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,080 AND TIDE LEVELS ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD RISE EIGHT FEET. 929 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,640 MOVE THE MOON OVER HERE, 930 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:59,840 AND THE CURRENTS THAT WARM CALIFORNIA SUDDENLY BECOME ICE-COLD. 931 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,760 SUMMER, AS WE KNOW IT, WILL BECOME A THING OF THE PAST. 932 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,760 AND WITHOUT SUMMER, 933 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,360 - ( Both Gasp ) - NO SUMMER VACATION. 934 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,760 - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, BENEDICT. - OH, YEAH ? 935 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,200 WELL, WHO'S GONNA STOP ME ? 936 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,600 WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LITTLE BROTHER... 937 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,600 ACTUALLY STUMBLED ON A REAL, LIVE EVIL CONSPIRACY. 938 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:27,200 - THAT'S OUR THEODORE. - YOU SHOULD SEE THE CRATES OF SODA THEY LEFT BACK THERE. 939 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,880 AND BOXES OF MUSTARD AND KETCHUP TOO. 940 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,600 MMM, TOMATO-EY. 941 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,640 HEY, THAT'S STUFF'S THE PROPERTY OF FLOPPY BURGER INTERNATIONAL. 942 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,960 QUIT YOUR GABBIN' AND STEP ON IT. WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS. 943 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,200 ( Cheering, Shouting ) 944 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,640 ( Cheering, Shouting ) 945 00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:00,240 ( Finster ) I'M TELLING YOU, A TROOP OF NINJA WARRIORS... 946 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:03,600 IS USING 3rd STREET SCHOOL AS A SECRET JUJITSU TRAINING GROUND. 947 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:07,600 NINJA WARRIORS. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. ( Snickering ) 948 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,280 JUJITSU TRAINING GROUND ? 949 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,120 HEY, LADY, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING THE MAGIC LASER BEAM ? 950 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,640 - I'M SERIOUS ! - SO ARE WE. 951 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:19,440 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA-- WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME, GET SOME REST... 952 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,920 AND WE'LL MAKE A PERSONAL CALL TO JACKIE CHAN. 953 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,640 YEAH, HE'S THE PERFECT MAN FOR A JOB LIKE THIS. 954 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,560 I'M TELLING YA, SOMETHING IS GOING ON IN THAT SCHOOL ! 955 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,640 HELP ! HELP ! SOMEBODY GET US OUTTA HERE ! 956 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,640 CALM DOWN, DETWEILER. CALM DOWN ? 957 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,120 WE'RE LOCKED IN A GIANT BIRDCAGE 958 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,200 WHILE A MADMAN'S TRYING TO DESTROY SUMMER VACATION, 959 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,200 AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN ? 960 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,200 - I UNDERSTAND, BUT I-- - HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ? YOU'RE JUST A GROWNUP. 961 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,200 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SUMMER VACATION ? 962 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,200 I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, DETWEILER. 963 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,200 EVERY ADULT YOU'VE EVER KNOWN WAS A KID SOME TIME IN HIS LIFE. 964 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,200 YOU THINK WE DON'T REMEMBER SUMMER VACATION ? 965 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:58,360 RIDING BIKES BY THE CREEK ? CATCHING POLLIWOGS IN A JAR ? CAMPING OUT UNDER THE STARS ? 966 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,400 WELL, YOU'RE WRONG. 967 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:05,120 SOME DAYS I SIT IN MY OFFICE, LOOKING OUT AT YOU KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND, 968 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,120 AND I THINK, "THEY DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THEY'VE GOT IT. 969 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,920 "IN A FEW YEARS, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BE GROWNUPS, LIKE ME, 970 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,520 AND ALL THOSE GOOD TIMES WILL JUST BE MEMORIES FOR THEM TOO." 971 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,480 SO GO AHEAD, PUT A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN MY CHAIR, 972 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,560 COVER MY CARPET WITH FAKE VOMIT, 973 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,560 MAKE FUN OF MY BIG, SAGGY BUTT. 974 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,640 BUT DON'T YOU EVER SAY I DON'T CARE ABOUT SUMMER VACATION, 975 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,040 'CAUSE THOSE MEMORIES ARE THE LAST PART OF CHILDHOOD I'VE GOT LEFT. 976 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,280 PRINCIPAL PRICKLY, I HAD NO IDEA. 977 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,000 YEAH, WELL, NOW YOU DO. 978 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,360 - SO LET'S STOP MESSING AROUND. - HOW DID YOU GET THOSE KEYS ? 979 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,400 SWIPED 'EM OFF PHILLIUM'S DESK WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING. 980 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,360 NOW COME ON. WE'VE GOT A SUMMER VACATION TO SAVE. 981 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,720 ( All Chattering ) 982 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,200 PEOPLE ! PEOPLE ! JUST QUIET DOWN FOR A MOMENT ! 983 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,000 OH, MAN, NOBODY'S LISTENING. 984 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:57,040 THEY'LL LISTEN TO ME, ONCE I INTRODUCE THEM TO MY GOOD FRIEND MADAM FIST. 985 00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,360 COME ON, SPINELLI. THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING. 986 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,760 I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH ANY GREAT IDEAS, SPORTS BOY. 987 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,440 LISTEN TO THE TWO OF YOU. YOU'RE NOT HELPING AT ALL. 988 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,440 ( All Arguing ) 989 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,440 ( Gus ) QUIET ! 990 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,440 WHAT WE NEED IS A LEADER. 991 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,200 A KID WITH THE RIGHT TRAINING. 992 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,680 A KID WHO KNOWS STRATEGY AND FIELD TACTICS. 993 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,280 A KID WHO COMMANDS RESPECT. 994 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,280 YEAH, BUT WHERE WE GONNA FIND A KID LIKE THAT ? 995 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,280 LEAVE THAT TO ME. 996 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,280 ( Chattering Continues ) ( Gretchen Whistles ) 997 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,320 PLEASE ! WE HAVE TO GET ORGANIZED. 998 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,800 AH, WHAT'S THE USE ? 999 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,640 IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE, 1000 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,520 ALL THE FUN OF BEING A KID IS, LIKE, TOTALLY RUINED ANYWAY. 1001 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,560 - IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD'S BEEN TURNED RIGHT SIDE UP. - ( All Agreeing ) 1002 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:47,400 NOT NECESSARILY. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WORK TOGETHER AND COME UP WITH A PLAN. 1003 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,400 DETWEILER'S THE ONE WHO ALWAYS COMES UP WITH THE PLANS. LET'S FACE IT-- WE'RE DOOMED. 1004 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,400 ( All Agreeing ) ( Spinelli ) THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK ! 1005 00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:00,400 KIDS OF THE PLAYGROUND, MEET YOUR NEW COMMANDING OFFICER. 1006 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,120 GRISWALD ? HE COULDN'T LEAD A GLEE CLUB. 1007 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,440 YOU FIND THAT FUNNY, BRADLEY ? 1008 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,440 WELL, I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE JOKES ! I'M HERE TO MAKE HISTORY ! 1009 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,680 SO IF YOU WANNA LAUGH, TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 1010 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:24,440 BUT IF YOU WANNA SAVE THE WORLD, THEN SUCK IN YOUR GUT AND STAND AT ATTENTION. 1011 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,800 NOW WHO'S WITH ME ? 1012 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,800 ( Kazoos Playing "River Kwai March" ) 1013 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,520 ( Screams ) SODA BOMB ! SODA BOMB ! 1014 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,520 ( Gus ) VINCE, YOU AND THE ASHLEYS WILL BE IN CHARGE OF UNIT "A." 1015 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,520 I'LL TAKE UNIT "B." SPINELLI, YOU GET THE SPECIAL FORCES. 1016 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,800 - SPECIAL FORCES ? - THE KINDERGARTNERS. 1017 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,520 I OWE YOU FOR THIS, GRISWALD. 1018 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,240 NOW THERE'S ONE LAST THING I NEED TO SAY. 1019 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,840 - ( Talking Ceases ) - THIS MISSION IS BIGGER THAN ANY ONE OF US KIDS. 1020 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,520 BIGGER THAN T.J. EVEN BIGGER THAN PRINCIPAL PRICKLY. 1021 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,520 THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS ABOUT THE FUTURE. 1022 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,520 GEEZ, HE SOUNDS LIKE T.J. SHH. HE'S ON A ROLL. 1023 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,680 YEARS FROM NOW WHEN KIDS WHO AREN'T EVEN BORN YET LOOK BACK ON THIS MOMENT, 1024 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,840 THEY'LL SAY, "THEY DID IT. 1025 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,560 "THOSE KIDS SAVED 3rd STREET SCHOOL. 1026 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,560 THEY SAVED SUMMER VACATION." 1027 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,840 SO, BOYS AND GIRLS, 1028 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,960 WE'RE GOIN' IN. 1029 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,640 TWENTY-TWO MINUTES TO PERIGEE, SIR. VERY GOOD, FENWICK. 1030 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,640 ( Men Chattering Indistinctly ) 1031 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,640 - HELLO, BOYS. - HEY ! 1032 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,160 ( Men Groaning ) 1033 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,600 ( Punches Landing ) 1034 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,320 WHERE NOW ? THE AUDITORIUM. 1035 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,840 CHECK. 1036 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:19,200 ( Inhales ) NESSUN DORMA 1037 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,040 ( All ) HUH ? 1038 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,120 NESSUN DORMA 1039 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,040 ( Man ) IS THAT A KID ? 1040 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:29,520 - MA IL MIO MISTERO E CHIUSO IN ME - HEY, KID, GET OUT OF HERE ! 1041 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,600 AAH. ANDERSON, GET RID OF THAT KID, WILL YA ? 1042 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,040 IL NOME MIO NESSUN SAPRA 1043 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,720 ( Anderson Screaming ) NO, NO 1044 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,720 SMITHSON, UNDERHILL. SIR. 1045 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,040 SULLA TUA BOCA 1046 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,800 ( Men Screaming ) LO DIRO 1047 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:49,040 QUANDO LA LUCE HANKLIN, MORRISSEY, GOODMAN, GET OVER HERE ! 1048 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,760 YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY, SIR. ON THE DOUBLE. 1049 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,760 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1050 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,880 YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK, DETWEILER ? 1051 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,720 COME ON, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY. DON'T YOU EVER WATCH OLD SPY MOVIES ? 1052 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,720 THIS TRICK IS PURE GOLD. 1053 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:13,720 UH, DR. BENEDICT WANTED TO SPEAK TO US ABOUT A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER. 1054 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,800 HEY, YOU TWO AREN'T GUARDS. 1055 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,320 RUN ! 1056 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,760 I'M CALLED LITTLE BUTTERCUP 1057 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,280 ANDERSON, MORRISSEY, UNDERHILL ? WHERE IS EVERYBODY ? 1058 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,760 AAH, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF. 1059 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:35,760 - POOR LITTLE BUTTERCUP - ( Screams ) 1060 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,640 - SWEET LITTLE BUTTERCUP, I - ( All Shouting ) 1061 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,720 BOY, THESE SPACE-AGE POWER SHOVELS SURE DO A GREAT JOB. 1062 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,160 QUICK, IN HERE. 1063 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,160 THIS WAY ! THEY'RE INSIDE. 1064 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,560 WE LOST 'EM. NOW WHAT ? 1065 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,640 AMMO. 1066 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,080 ( Both ) TENDER. 1067 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,080 COMMENCE PHASE TWO. 1068 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,080 READY ? 1069 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:22,080 - HEY, GUARDS ! - HUH ? 1070 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,080 ( Grunting ) YOU LITTLE BRATS ! 1071 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,280 NOW ! 1072 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:32,280 INTRUDERS ! ( Shouting ) 1073 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,120 ( All Screaming ) 1074 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,720 SCANDALOUS ! 1075 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,120 ( Shouting Indistinctly ) 1076 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,120 - NOW ! - HUH ? 1077 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,040 BOMBARD, MEN ! 1078 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,040 GET 'EM. ( All Shouting ) 1079 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,520 ( Screaming ) 1080 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:24,080 "LUNCH ROOM, FRONT OFFICE--" HERE IT IS, "AUDITORIUM." 1081 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:27,080 ( Loud Hum Resonating ) 1082 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,360 UH, FENWICK, WHY IS THE POWER OFF ? 1083 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,600 UH, PERHAPS WE BLEW A FUSE, SIR ? 1084 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,160 WELL, GO FIX IT ! 1085 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,600 WE MUST RESTORE THE POWER. QUICKLY, HERE. 1086 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,240 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED ? LET US OUT ! 1087 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,920 PLAN'S WORKING, GUS. 1088 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,080 GOOD. NOW WE GOTTA STOP THAT LASER BEAM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 1089 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:58,680 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, KID. YOU BRATS ARE DONE FOR. 1090 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,360 ( T.J. ) HEY, BALDY ! 1091 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,040 SAY YOUR PRAYERS. IT'S CHOWDER TIME. 1092 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,240 ( Screaming ) 1093 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,080 - BULL'S-EYE ! - T.J. ! 1094 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,480 I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD COME BACK FOR US. 1095 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:24,840 OOH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT. SIX MINUTES TO PERIGEE ! 1096 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,400 QUICK. TO THE AUDITORIUM. AND NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS ! 1097 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,680 EMERGENCY POWER SYSTEM IS IN PLACE. 1098 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,040 SWITCH ON THE GLOBAL ELECTRODE. POWER UP THE PHOTON CHANNELER. 1099 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,720 ACTIVATE THE TRACTOR BEAM, QUICKLY ! WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR MINUTES LEFT. 1100 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,800 ( Prickly ) YOU'VE GOT NO MINUTES LEFT, PHIL. 1101 01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,040 THIS IS MY SCHOOL AND I WANT IT BACK. 1102 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,600 SORRY, PETE. 1103 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,280 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I FINISH MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 1104 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:06,200 - NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. - DON'T DO IT, DR. BENEDICT ! 1105 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,520 ( Chuckles ) DON'T DO IT ? YOU THINK AFTER ALL THIS PLANNING, 1106 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:13,200 ALL THIS WORK, YOU CAN GET ME TO STOP JUST BY SAYING, "DON'T DO IT" ? 1107 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:17,720 - WHAT IF WE ADD "PLEASE" ? - ( Sighs ) YOU KIDS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU ? 1108 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:22,600 WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN THIS IN A WAY YOUR LITTLE UNEDUCATED BRAINS WILL UNDERSTAND. 1109 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:26,560 THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THINK TEST SCORES ARE TOO LOW. 1110 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:30,960 BUT IF A PERSON, SAY ME, COULD MAKE TEST SCORES GO UP, 1111 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,280 WHY, EVERYBODY'D FEEL BETTER. 1112 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:37,360 THEY MIGHT EVEN ELECT THAT PERSON... PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 1113 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:42,160 NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHICH COUNTRIES HAVE THE HIGHEST TEST SCORES ? 1114 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,200 - UM, JAPAN ? - GERMANY ? - TIERRA DEL FUEGO ? 1115 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,120 CANADA, ICELAND, NORWAY ! 1116 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:52,600 AND WHY ? BECAUSE IT'S SNOWING UP THERE ALL THE TIME. 1117 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:56,440 KIDS DON'T WASTE THEIR SUMMERS PLAYING BALL. THEY'RE INSIDE STUDYING. 1118 01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:01,520 AND THAT IS WHY I'M GETTING RID OF SUMMER VACATION ONCE AND FOR ALL. 1119 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,560 YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, OLD MAN. YOUR PLAN WILL NEVER WORK. 1120 01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,120 SURE, MAYBE YOUR CRAZY LASER BEAM CAN MOVE THE MOON. 1121 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,240 MAYBE IT CAN EVEN MAKE IT SNOW ALL SUMMER. 1122 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,320 MAYBE YOU CAN GET RID OF LONG AFTERNOONS PLAYING BASEBALL, 1123 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:16,320 OR SUNNY DAYS DOWN BY THE LAKE OR WARM NIGHTS CAMPING OUT UNDER THE STARS. 1124 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,600 BUT THAT WON'T STOP US. WE'LL RIDE OUR BIKES THROUGH THE SNOW. 1125 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,320 WE'LL PLAY KICK BALL IN THE SLUSH, WE'LL CAMP OUT IN IGLOOS. 1126 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,640 YOU MAY TAKE AWAY SUMMER, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY SUMMER VACATION. 1127 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:31,280 WELL, I CAN TRY. DO IT... NOW ! 1128 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,720 YES, SIR. BEGIN PHOTON CHANNELING. 1129 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,720 PHOTON CHANNELING BEGUN. 1130 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:39,720 SET MAGNIFICATION COORDINATES .073. 1131 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,720 - COORDINATES SET. - ENGAGE TRACTOR BEAM. 1132 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,040 - NO ! - ( Loud Bang ) 1133 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:53,560 HEY, TEACHER, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE ! 1134 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,720 - MS. FINSTER. - MURIEL, IT'S YOU. 1135 01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:58,160 YOU'RE STILL A VISION OF LOVELINESS. 1136 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,680 YEAH ? AND YOU'RE STILL A TWO-BIT, RECESS-HATING PRETTY BOY. 1137 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:05,680 THAT HURT, MURIEL. BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU'LL JUST COME BACK TO ME. 1138 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,840 HA ! I'D RATHER EAT PLAYGROUND DIRT. 1139 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,680 THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, MY DEAR. 1140 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:13,680 NOT BEFORE I TAKE YOU DOWN. 1141 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,080 TAKE ME DOWN ? YEAH, RIGHT. YOU AND WHAT ARMY ? 1142 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,320 ME AND THIS ARMY. 1143 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,160 THE TEACHERS ! 1144 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,040 ( Shouting ) 1145 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:32,160 ( Karate Shouts ) 1146 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,160 GET THEM ! 1147 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,160 NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO, NO 1148 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:40,160 NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO, NO 1149 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:43,160 NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO, NO 1150 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,160 NO, NO, NO, NO NOBODY CAN DO THE SHIMMY 1151 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,160 LIKE I DO NOBODY CAN DO THE SHAKE 1152 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:53,040 LIKE I DO NOBODY CAN DO THE BOOGALOO 1153 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:57,160 LIKE I DO NOBODY CAN DO THE SHIMMY 1154 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,200 ( Continues ) 1155 01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:04,080 ( Screaming ) 1156 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:12,000 FIRE ! 1157 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,120 LET ME TELL YOU NOBODY NOBODY 1158 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,000 NOBODY NOBODY 1159 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,440 NOBODY NOBODY 1160 01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:28,120 - ( Gasps ) - DRINK SODA, NINJAS ! 1161 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:35,120 HALT ! 1162 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,840 FLYING PRESS ! 1163 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,560 - NICE FLYING PRESS, SPINELLI. - THANKS. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT. 1164 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,080 NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO, NO 1165 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:53,160 YOU ! 1166 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,840 ( Ms. Finster ) STOP RIGHT THERE, KOJAK. 1167 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,000 IT'S GO TIME. 1168 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,520 NOBODY CAN DO THE SHAKE 1169 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:06,560 LIKE I DO NOBODY CAN DO THE BOOGALOO 1170 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:14,240 THANKS, MS. FINSTER. JUST DOING MY JOB, DETWEILER. 1171 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,520 HURRY ! THERE'S STILL TIME. 1172 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,400 FASTER, YOU IDIOT ! FASTER ! 1173 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:27,480 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PHILLIUM. THE SEMESTER'S OVER FOR YOU, PAL. 1174 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:33,480 NOT SO FAST, PETE. YOU MIGHT FALL ASLEEP AND MISS THE FESTIVITIES. 1175 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:37,480 - HEY, PHILLIUM, THERE'S A SPOT ON YOUR TIE. - WHERE ? 1176 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,480 ( Ninja Screams ) 1177 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:46,960 - IT'S JAMMED. - YOU'RE TOO LATE, PETE. 1178 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,080 THIS TIME I WIN. 1179 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,520 VINCE ! 1180 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,480 THE PHOTON CHANNELER. AND FORGET WHAT THEY TOLD YOU. 1181 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,480 AIM IT. DON'T THROW IT. 1182 01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:17,040 LOOK OUT ! SHE'S GONNA BLOW ! ( All Screaming ) 1183 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,280 ALL MY PLANS, 1184 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,320 MY HOPES AND DREAMS... 1185 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,280 RUINED. 1186 01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:59,720 RUINED ! 1187 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,000 GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE SUIT, YOU CLASSLESS FEEB ! 1188 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 I AM THE FORMER SECRETARY OF EDUCATION. 1189 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,000 YEAH, YEAH. AND I'M THE FORMER PRINCESS OF MOROCCO. GET IN THE CAR. 1190 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:28,000 B-B-BUT IT'S ALL HIS FAULT. I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS. 1191 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000 I'LL TURN STATE'S EVIDENCE. 1192 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,600 GEEZ, WHAT A SQUEALER. 1193 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:36,000 COME ON, GROTKE. I'LL TAKE YOU ON. MY BOXING AGAINST YOUR MARTIAL ARTS. 1194 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,640 EAST MEETS WEST. WE'LL SEE WHO WINS. 1195 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:42,040 I DON'T KNOW, MURIEL. I'M ONLY SUPPOSED TO USE IT FOR SELF-DEFENSE. 1196 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,840 WHAT AN EXCITING SUMMER. T.J. SAVED THE WORLD... 1197 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,840 AND BECKY MADE ASSISTANT FRY CHEF AT FLOPPY BURGER. 1198 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:59,120 COME ON, ELLIE. THE REPORTERS WANNA TALK TO US ABOUT HOW WE RAISED A HERO. 1199 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:04,320 LISTEN, BECKY, I HEARD ABOUT HOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE AND EVERYTHING, AND... 1200 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:08,320 WELL, HERE, I THINK THIS IS YOURS. MY DIARY ? 1201 01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:09,600 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1202 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,520 YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEVERAGE OVER ME ANYMORE ? 1203 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,680 HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY ? MAYBE I'M JUST GROWING UP. 1204 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,840 GEE, YOU'RE AN ALL-RIGHT LITTLE BROTHER AFTER ALL. 1205 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:25,680 BUT, TEEJ, WHAT ABOUT THE EXTRA COPIES YOU GOT STASHED AWAY UP IN THE TREE HOUSE ? 1206 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,880 OH, I WAS JUST BLUFFING ABOUT THOSE. 1207 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,680 SO, TEEJ, WE GOT TWO WEEKS OF SUMMER VACATION LEFT. 1208 01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:32,920 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO 'EM UP RIGHT ? 1209 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,560 BUT DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET BACK TO CAMP, WORK ON YOUR FUTURES AND ALL ? 1210 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:38,240 WELL, WE'VE BEEN THINKIN'. 1211 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,160 AND WE'VE DECIDED THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR PREPARING FOR OUR FUTURES. 1212 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,040 BUT ONLY A LITTLE TIME LEFT FOR JUST BEING KIDS. 1213 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:47,200 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAD DOWN TO THE POND AND SKIP SOME ROCKS ? 1214 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,240 YOU GUYS GOT YOURSELVES A DEAL. 1215 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,560 OH, BOY ! MY FIRST SUMMER VACATION MEMORIES. 1216 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,840 UH, GUYS. 1217 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:06,120 - I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU. I FORGOT SOMETHING INSIDE. - OKAY, BUT HURRY. 1218 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:24,160 - PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ? - HUH ? 1219 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,160 OH, IT'S YOU, DETWEILER. 1220 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:31,200 I WAS JUST, UM, CLEANING UP THIS MESS PHILLIUM LEFT. 1221 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,160 GUY ALWAYS WAS A PACK RAT. 1222 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:38,080 LOOK AT THIS. A NORWEGIAN WEATHER MAP FROM 1956. 1223 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:42,200 LISTEN, SIR, I NEVER REALLY GOT A CHANCE TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE STUFF YOU DID. 1224 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,480 YOU KNOW, QUITTING YOUR GOLF GAME, TELLING BENEDICT TO LET ME GO, 1225 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,200 HELPING ME SAVE THE WORLD AND JUNK. 1226 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:51,200 OH, ACTUALLY, DETWEILER, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE THANKING YOU. 1227 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,800 - HUH ? - YOU DID ME A BIG FAVOR BY DRAGGING ME INTO THIS MESS. 1228 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,200 SEE, I DIDN'T GET INTO TEACHING FOR THE PROMOTIONS OR THE PENSION PLANS... 1229 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,840 OR SO I COULD GET TO THE GOLF COURSE BY 3:45. 1230 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:09,120 I-- I... DID IT 'CAUSE I WANTED TO HELP YOU KIDS. AND I'D FORGOTTEN THAT. 1231 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,840 - TILL TODAY. - ( Knocking On Window ) 1232 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,120 COME ON, TEEJ. THE POND AWAITS. 1233 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:18,240 I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. HEY, IT'S A GORGEOUS SUMMER DAY AND YOUR PALS ARE WAITING. 1234 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:22,160 GO HAVE SOME FUN WHILE YOU CAN... TEEJ. 1235 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:25,600 YOU GOT IT... PETE. 1236 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,160 ( Rock 'n' Roll ) 1237 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:41,160 BUT DON'T FORGET ! COME SEPTEMBER, YOU'RE MINE. 1238 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:44,160 I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT "SAGGY BUTT" COMMENT. 1239 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:48,160 HEY, SEPTEMBER IS A LONG WAY OFF. 1240 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:54,160 LET THE SUNSHINE 1241 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:58,160 LET THE SUNSHINE IN 1242 01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,160 THE SUNSHINE IN 1243 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:06,160 LET THE SUNSHINE WHOA, LET IT SHINE 1244 01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:10,160 LET THE SUNSHINE IN COME ON 1245 01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:14,720 THE SUNSHINE IN EVERYBODY JUST SING ALONG 1246 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:17,160 LET THE SUNSHINE LET THE SUNSHINE IN 1247 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:22,160 LET THE SUNSHINE IN OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND LET IN SHINE IN 1248 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:27,160 THE SUNSHINE IN WHEN YOU'RE ALONE 1249 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:30,160 LET THE SUNSHINE 1250 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,720 ( T.J. ) ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 1251 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:56,200 DROP YOUR SILVER IN MY TAMBOURINE 1252 01:16:56,200 --> 01:17:00,200 HELP A POOR MAN BUILD A PRETTY DREAM 1253 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:05,120 GIVE ME PENNIES I'LL TAKE ANYTHING 1254 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:10,120 NOW LISTEN WHILE I PLAY ( Echoing ) 1255 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:14,120 MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1256 01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:18,120 WATCH THE JINGLE JANGLE START TO SHINE 1257 01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:24,000 REFLECTIONS OF THE MUSIC THAT IS MINE 1258 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,160 WHEN YOU TOSS A COIN YOU'LL HEAR IT SING 1259 01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:33,160 NOW LISTEN WHILE I PLAY ( Echoing ) 1260 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:38,160 MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1261 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:02,160 DROP A DIME BEFORE I WALK AWAY 1262 01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:06,440 ANY SONG YOU WANT I'LL GLADLY PLAY 1263 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:10,160 MONEY FEEDS MY MUSIC MACHINE 1264 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:15,320 NOW LISTEN WHILE I PLAY ( Echoing ) 1265 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:19,160 MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1266 01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:33,000 LISTEN AND I'LL PLAY ( Echoing ) 1267 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,160 MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1268 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,200 LISTEN AND I'LL PLAY ( Echoing ) 1269 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:46,200 OH, YEAH MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1270 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:50,200 I'LL PLAY MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1271 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:55,200 IF YOU LISTEN I WILL PLAY 1272 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,200 MY GREEN TAMBOURINE 1273 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,200 ( Woman Vocalizing ) 1274 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:40,440 CALLING OUT AROUND THE WORLD 1275 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:44,320 ARE YOU READY FOR A BRAND-NEW BEAT 1276 01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:49,160 THE SUMMER'S NEAR AND THE TIME IS RIGHT 1277 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,160 FOR DANCING IN THE STREET 1278 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:56,160 DANCING IN CHICAGO DANCING IN THE STREET 1279 01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:58,160 DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS DANCING IN THE STREET 1280 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,160 IN NEW YORK CITY DANCING IN THE STREET 1281 01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:07,360 ALL WE NEED IS MUSIC SWEET MUSIC 1282 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:10,240 THERE'LL BE MUSIC EVERYWHERE 1283 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:14,200 THERE'LL BE SWINGING AND SWAYING 1284 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,200 AND RECORDS PLAYING 1285 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,200 DANCING IN THE STREET 1286 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:22,920 OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR 1287 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,200 JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE THERE 1288 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:30,200 SO, COME ON EVERY BOY GRAB A GIRL 1289 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:35,200 EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 1290 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,200 THERE'LL BE DANCING 1291 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:39,200 WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET 1292 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:44,200 I SAID WE'LL BE DANCING 1293 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:47,200 WHOO ! DANCING IN THE STREET 1294 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,240 WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET 1295 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:53,240 THIS IS AN INVITATION ACROSS THE NATION 1296 01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:57,240 A CHANCE FOR KIDS TO MEET 1297 01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,240 THEY'LL BE LAUGHING AND SINGING LAUGHING, SINGING 1298 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:04,160 AND MUSIC SWINGING WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET 1299 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:08,160 PHILADELPHIA, P.A. DANCING IN THE STREET 1300 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:12,160 BALTIMORE AND D.C. NOW DANCING IN THE STREET 1301 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,160 CAN'T FORGET THE MOTOR CITY 1302 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,160 BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP WHOO ! 1303 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,200 ALL WE NEED IS MUSIC OH, MUSIC 1304 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:23,160 THERE'LL BE MUSIC EVERYWHERE 1305 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:27,160 THERE'LL BE SWINGING AND SWAYING 1306 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,200 AND RECORDS PLAYING 1307 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,360 DANCING IN THE STREET 1308 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:35,520 OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR 1309 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:39,200 JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE THERE 1310 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:44,200 COME ON EVERY BOY GRAB A GIRL 1311 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:48,200 EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 1312 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,200 THERE'LL BE DANCING 1313 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:21,200 ALL AROUND THE WORLD 1314 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,240 EVERY BOY AND GIRL 1315 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:24,880 DANCING IN THE STREET 1316 01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:28,200 FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD DOWN TO HOLLYWOOD DANCING IN THE STREET 1317 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:32,600 DANCING IN THE STREET DANCING IN THE STREET 1318 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:36,200 WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET 1319 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,920 WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET 1320 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:42,520 WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET 1321 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:49,200 WE'RE DANCING IN THE STREET