1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:13,138 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 2 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,432 Well, just admit you took some of my fries. It's okay. 3 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,642 -Did you take the fry? -I didn't eat your fries. 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,436 -Where'd they go, then? -What's the big deal? Just eat! 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,731 -What is the big deal? -Well, you tell me. You're the one arguing about it. 6 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,526 -YOUNG LARRY: Just say you took the-- -Kids! Kids! Don't fight. 7 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:29,446 Don't fight. What are you fighting for? 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,156 YOUNG LARRY: We're-- We're-- We're not fighting. 9 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,449 Well... (SIGHS) 10 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,536 It's your line. 11 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,748 -It's your line. -No, it's not. 12 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,875 -Uh, wait... -Let's cut. Uh, that'll be a cut 13 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,210 -(BELL RINGS) -I'll see if I can fix that. 14 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,462 -It's not my line. -Okay. 15 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,255 MARIA SOFIA ESTRADA: I think you made a mistake. 16 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,548 Or maybe you did. 17 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,467 -Is this my imagination... -MARIA SOFIA: I didn't forget! 18 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,385 ...or is this getting worse? 19 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,262 (CHUCKLING) It can't really get any worse. 20 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:56,055 It really can't, but it is. 21 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,891 Well, it'll be all over very soon, 22 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,643 when the Santa Monica City Council votes 23 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,937 to repeal the five-foot fence law, 24 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,523 -and it's looking really good. -Wow. 25 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,443 I cannot wait to kick him out of this stage. 26 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,445 Look at him sitting in my chair. 27 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,781 -Oh, geez. -Hey, Lar. 28 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,949 -Ah. I'm being summoned. -Okay. 29 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,451 TED DANSON: I don't even know what that means. 30 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,119 MARIA SOFIA: Well, it's not my line though. 31 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,204 Huh? 32 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,705 -Oh, your daughter. -She's killing it, right? 33 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,916 I've never seen anything like it in my life. 34 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,667 -Hey, but I did have a note. -Oh, did you? 35 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,336 Yeah. They're arguing in the scene, right? 36 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,171 -LARRY DAVID: Mm-hmm, yeah. -And it's a big whole thing. 37 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,173 And I'm-- I'm in it, and I'm interested, 38 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,466 but then Teddy comes in. 39 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:34,594 So your note is that we remove Ted Danson from the scene 40 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,471 so that there's more Maria Sofia? 41 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,181 I didn't think of it that way, but yeah. 42 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,184 By the way, you know you're sitting in my chair? 43 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,435 Yeah, I saw Maria has one too. 44 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,853 So why don't you sit in her chair? 45 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,231 -Well, that's where she sits. -Yeah. 46 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,108 -What's up? -Oh, something's up. 47 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,318 -Yeah? -Yeah. 48 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,111 -What's going on? (CHUCKLES) -You-- You'll find out. 49 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,696 -I can't wait, man. Spill it. -Yeah, I know. 50 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,199 Yeah, you're gonna find out. Something's going on. 51 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,492 -I'm in. -LARRY: Great. 52 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,661 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 53 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,746 -Hey, Stan. -Hey, Larry. 54 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,331 Wondering if you could do me a favor. 55 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:04,999 -Sure. -How do I stop people 56 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,085 from sitting in my chair? What do I do? 57 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,795 Well, there's one thing I can do, 58 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,797 -but I wouldn't suggest it. -What is it? 59 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,424 -I can rope off your chair. -Oh, yeah. 60 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,051 But if there's anything else you can try, Larry, 61 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:17,262 I'd suggest it before we rope it. 62 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,472 Once you rope it, there's no turning back. 63 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,932 I mean, that follows you around forever. 64 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,059 You ever seen all about Sir John Gielgud? 65 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,562 -John Gielgud? -Sir John Gielgud. 66 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,856 You know, when he was shooting Julius Caesar, 67 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,274 he had 'em rope off the chair. 68 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:30,859 He didn't work again for four years. 69 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,528 You don't want to be another Sir John Gielgud, do you? 70 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,321 ♪ (PONDEROUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 71 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,698 So what'll it be, Larry? 72 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,577 -Hmm? -Rope it, Stan. 73 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,996 -Rope it. -All right. 74 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:45,582 LEON BLACK: My kit is there, 75 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,083 this is where I would sit right here, 76 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,751 and have breakfast in the morning. 77 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,046 -This is a breakfast nook. -It is a puzzle corner! 78 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,090 You are crowding the nook! 79 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,175 Take your breakfast 80 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,761 and go to-- Potato chips? What is the matter with you? 81 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,430 Why are you eating potato chips for breakfast? 82 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,265 Leon eats potato chips in the morning. 83 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,892 That's me talking in the third person. 84 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,977 My first person loves 'em, my second person, 85 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,562 and my third Leon person 86 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,188 love potato chips in the morning! 87 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,399 That is my puzzle corner, not a nook! 88 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,401 -No, no! It's a breakfast nook! -It's not a nook anymore! 89 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:14,444 (ARGUING LOUDLY) 90 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,571 Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here? 91 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,615 Leon is about sick and tired of this shit, Larry! 92 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,409 This is my cat puzzle, and this is his breakfast. 93 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,953 And he will not move his breakfast. 94 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,873 She likes her puzzle. She likes to do the puzzle, you know. 95 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:27,832 I do. 96 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,626 Ah, you gon' play your boy like that? 97 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,128 You know, Leon, I don't think you've realized something. 98 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,504 -LEON: Mm-mm. -Larry and I 99 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,423 -are in a relationship. -That's what's happening? 100 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:37,634 Yes. We are in a beautiful relationship, 101 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,178 and you-- ever heard the expression "third wheel"? 102 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,472 How about "two's company, three's a crowd"? 103 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,807 That's wrong. It's Three's Company. 104 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,393 With one guy and two girls in the same apartment. 105 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,853 (ALL SHOUTING) 106 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,897 -The Regal Beagle! Regal Beagle! -Hey! Hey! Hey! 107 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,732 Come on. Take it easy. Let her do the puzzle. 108 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,692 -Thank you. -Well, you know what? 109 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,486 You enjoy your puzzle. 110 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,947 Now, don't be surprised if this thousand-piece puzzle 111 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,950 turns into a 999-piece puzzle. 112 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,242 -You would not dare. -Would I? 113 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,535 IRMA KOSTROSKI: You would not dare. 114 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,954 Larry, you hear what he said to me? 115 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,372 -Don't you dare... -Here kitty, kitty, kitty. 116 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,376 -IRMA: Hey, hey, hey! -Here kitty, kitty, kitty. 117 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:15,338 My god. I can't take it anymore with this guy, Larry. 118 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:19,050 (SIGHS) It's-- It's him or it's me. 119 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,259 -What? -IRMA: Yes. 120 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,220 He goes, or I go. 121 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,556 All right, I'll talk to him later. 122 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,560 Talk to him now. Okay? Now, Larry! 123 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,897 ♪ (TREPIDATIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 124 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,524 IRMA: Go tell him, Larry! 125 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,572 -(LEON EXHALES) -Hey, sorry about that. 126 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,824 Yeah, you should be sorry, Larry. 127 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:47,203 I am. However, um, it pains me to say this, but... 128 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,623 you're gonna have to leave for a few days. 129 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,251 Oh, I see. You're choosing her over me. 130 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,169 No, it's only until they vote to repeal, 131 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,379 and then you can come back. 132 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,715 I gotta get rep-- I gotta get that fence law repealed. 133 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,216 I gotta get that girl out of the show. 134 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:01,634 -You understand all that. -LEON: Look, 135 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,429 I got another Mary Ferguson coming here, okay? From Arizona. 136 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,180 Know what I mean? If I get out right now, 137 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,390 I gotta fuckin' pack shit. 138 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,350 I gotta bring all my stuff for my trip on Thursday. 139 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,601 -You're leaving Thursday? -Fuck yeah, 140 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,936 -I'm leaving Thursday. -Oh, okay. 141 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,022 So when you come back from Asia, she'll be gone. 142 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,940 I feel like something in you, 143 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,650 it-- it-- you're enjoyin' this shit. 144 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,736 -Are you insane? -Happens all the time, Larry. 145 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,822 People fall in love with their motherfuckin' captors and shit. 146 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,283 Something called, s-- uh-- uh-- Stockholm-- 147 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,784 -Like-- uh-- -Stockholm syndrome? 148 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,953 You Stockholm tappin'. That's what the fuck you doin'. 149 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,788 -I am not Stockholm tapping. -LEON: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 150 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,582 No, I am not. I hate every second of it. 151 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,042 Let's figure out where you can go. 152 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,044 -Swat? -No, I can't go to Swat. 153 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,754 You know what? I'll call Jeff. 154 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,547 Okay. I'm gonna go over there, 155 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,591 you know, but I don't-- I'm not gonna like it. 156 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,926 SUSIE GREENE: I don't want him here, Lar. He's a menace. 157 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,636 Look what's happening in my kitchen right now 158 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,055 'cause of the leak that he caused. 159 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,765 He has no place to stay. And listen, 160 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,933 it's only a few days. He's leaving Thursday night. 161 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,269 And by the way, he's great to have around the house. 162 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,312 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 163 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,646 How'd you like to wake up in the morning 164 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,398 and have a smoothie waiting for you? 165 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,067 -Would you like that? -I'd like that, yeah. 166 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,069 And, you know, he's a wonderful cook. 167 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:04,072 He makes a spaghetti carbonara that I-- I-- 168 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,365 I've been to Italy. I haven't had anything like it. 169 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,242 -Really? Leon? -Really. 170 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,621 Well, no, not really. I-- I kind of made that up. 171 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,706 -(SCOFFS) -Does he make the smoothies? 172 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,500 -No. No, no, no. -What's the straight dope? 173 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,086 You know what he does? He doesn't eat anything healthy. 174 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,712 If you have healthy food in the house, 175 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,340 he will not touch it. And that is a guarantee! 176 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:24,383 No fruits or vegetables will be touched. 177 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,843 Yeah, it's just a few days. Come on. 178 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:29,347 You know what? I will allow Leon to stay here for a few nights. 179 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,140 -Thank you! -I'll do this for you, 180 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,017 you've gotta do something for me. 181 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,895 -Always with the quid pro quo. -I don't even know what this is. 182 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,439 Colonel Vindman, you know who he is. 183 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,524 I love Vindman. 184 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,942 -He's a hero, yeah. -Amazing. He's amazing. 185 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,860 How many people would've blown the whistle on Trump? 186 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,321 So, he's doing an event at the Holocaust Museum. 187 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,240 -Yeah, I know, I'm going. -SUSIE: I was thinking, 188 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,699 I wanna have a party for Vindman, 189 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,701 introduce him to some celebrities, 190 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:51,869 some Hollywood people, 191 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,371 make him feel at home in Los Angeles. 192 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,081 That's very nice. I'll go, yeah, I'll go. 193 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,249 Yeah, of course you're gonna go, 194 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,376 but here's the issue. I can't have it here 195 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,836 'cause of the kitchen, number one, 196 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,671 and also, since the surgery, 197 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,464 I'm supposed to lay low and rest. 198 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,591 How'd your vagina surgery go? I haven't even asked. 199 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,843 It was good. It went well. 200 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,594 -So you got a new vagina? -SUSIE: I have a new vagina. 201 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,264 I mean, it's gonna be like I'm an 18-year-old again. Right, Jeff? 202 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,515 LARRY: Let me ask you this question. 203 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,517 -SUSIE: What? -And I'll say this in front of you. 204 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,644 Would you consider maybe, uh... 205 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,521 me sampling your wares? Is that possible? 206 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,565 -My vagina? -LARRY: Yes! 207 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,191 -Would you mind? -Not at all, feel free. 208 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,026 -You wouldn't care? -You have at it, my friend. 209 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,528 -Thank you for that. -JEFF GREENE: You're welcome. 210 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:28,156 -I have no say, I guess. -He doesn't care! 211 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,158 I know you're making fun of me right now, anyway. 212 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,450 It's not gonna fucking happen. 213 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,578 -Oh, you're breaking my heart. -SUSIE: Yeah. 214 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,037 So tell him what you want from him. 215 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,498 -Anyway, what can I do for you? -Could we have it in your house? 216 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,167 The party for Vindman? It'll be catered, 217 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,335 -so don't worry about anything. -So I don't have to do anything. 218 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,421 Party's over, I go upstairs, right? 219 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,840 -Yeah, of course. Of course. -Okay, great. You got it. 220 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,302 Should we have a sushi bar and maybe just finger food? 221 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,637 Maybe a pass around? Just pass around-- 222 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,306 You know, I'm picturing your kitchen, with the-- 223 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,892 You do have that big island. We could do a buffet... 224 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,226 -(HUMS) -SUSIE: ...and just stuff 225 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,520 that's not really hot, that doesn't need to be-- 226 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,148 just cold food, like a cold platter, perhaps. 227 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,817 -Maybe deli, maybe he likes deli. -(HUMS LOUDLY) 228 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,195 -What are you humming? -(HUMS) 229 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,697 -What is that? -You know the Oscar acceptance speech, 230 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,032 when they go on too long? 231 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,909 -Yeah. -LARRY: So they have to cue 'em to get off stage? 232 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:13,868 That's the music they play. 233 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,119 You're playing that to me right now, 234 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,204 -doing the menu? -Yeah. 235 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,206 Get the fuck out! Just get the fuck out, okay? 236 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,248 Okay, okay. 237 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,500 We're, um, gonna go have lunch with Walt. 238 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,170 (HUMS) I'm playing you off! 239 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,215 (HUMS) Cutting you off! 240 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,468 -♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -LEON: Oh, we in business? 241 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:33,638 Whoo, my man! 242 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,517 -JEFF: Hey! -WALT KINNEY: Hey. 243 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,478 -JEFF: How you doin'? -Good to see ya. Yeah, yeah. 244 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:41,938 -LARRY: Hey, Walt. -Get outta here! 245 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,064 Come here, you. 246 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:45,524 How you been? It's been forever, you know. 247 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,318 I don't even know the last time I saw you. 248 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,569 -You look great! -Thanks. 249 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,279 You know what, I'm gonna hit the head real quick, okay? 250 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,572 I'll be back in a second, fellas. 251 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,616 -JEFF: All right. -WALT: Don't order without me. 252 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,784 (CLICKS TONGUE) 253 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,994 Wh-- what's the matter? 254 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,330 He just touched my penis with his penis. 255 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,457 -Really? -Yeah, our penises connected. 256 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,000 -Who does that? -I don't know. 257 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,127 He doesn't know how to hug a man. You have to get your butt back. 258 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,545 You hug a woman, your butt goes back. 259 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,257 -Isolate the penis. -Maybe he's never been taught. 260 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,633 You don't need to be taught that. 261 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,385 It's like an instinct, like not putting your hand in fire. 262 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:14,971 Maybe he was so excited, he just lost track of where his penis was. 263 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,473 No, no. There's never been a moment of my life 264 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,351 that I did not have total penis awareness. 265 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,562 -It's subconscious, by the way. -Of course, yeah. Total. 266 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,607 You know, is it-- Is she dead, Nadia Comaneci? 267 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,150 -I don't even know. -Who? 268 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,443 Uh, Nadia Comaneci. 269 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,778 -Yeah. -Oh. I don't know. 270 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,281 -Strange. Hmm. -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 271 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,119 How much crap do you bring? 272 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,620 This is crazy! 273 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,998 I thought you're staying a few days. What is this? 274 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,165 This is all my stuff. 275 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,293 Just get all this crap outta here, okay? 276 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,752 I get it. I fucking get it. 277 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,129 (GRUNTS) Give me a hand? 278 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,798 No, no, no. I just had surgery, I don't do any heavy lifting. 279 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,633 I'm asking you to lift it up with your hands, 280 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,051 -not your vagina. -All right, enough. 281 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,095 Get in the bedroom. Get-- get rid of this crap. 282 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:59,015 Shit, man. Hey. You're nice, huh? 283 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,224 All brand-new downstairs and shit? 284 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,018 Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. 285 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,853 (LAUGHS) Hey, if you want a brother, you know, 286 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,105 put some nice highway miles on that motherfucker, let me know. 287 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,607 Get the fuck in the bedroom, and get rid of this crap! 288 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:09,817 LEON: All right, I got you. 289 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,819 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 290 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,071 DIRECTOR: I don't know. I wanted a little bit more back and forth. 291 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,781 -Morning. -Is that doable? Okay. 292 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,326 Well, then we'll just-- we'll just keep it here for the moment. 293 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,495 -Morning. -Morning. 294 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:36,802 (CHAIR CREAKS) 295 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,221 Um... 296 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,725 We're going to get started in the deli in about five. 297 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,851 Okay. 298 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,395 Okay. 299 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,399 -(CHAIR CREAKS) -(LARRY CLEARS THROAT) 300 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,072 Roped off your chair, huh? 301 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,785 -Yeah. I did. -Not a good idea, buddy. 302 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,370 Well, I couldn't stand seeing that guy 303 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,871 sitting in it any longer. 304 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,290 People are starting to get ticked off. 305 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,668 It's not gonna end well, I promise you. 306 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,921 Humphrey Bogart roped off on High Sierra. 307 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,173 No one on that crew ever worked with him again. 308 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,592 -Is that right? -Yeah, true story. 309 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:22,264 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 310 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,476 See what I'm saying? Nobody likes a roper, man. 311 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,397 CREW MEMBER: All right, everyone, first team rehearsal. 312 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,774 -Hey, Lar. -Hey, Stan. Thanks for, uh... 313 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,234 -making that rope. -STAN: Oh, no worries. 314 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,569 I tell you, some set of balls, puttin' that there. (CHUCKLES) 315 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,154 -Yeah. -STAN: Oh, before I forget. 316 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,448 My uncle Michael wanted to say hello. 317 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,033 He used to work for you on Seinfeld. 318 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,493 -He was a transpo guy. -Oh, really? 319 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,453 -For a couple of months, yeah. -How's, uh... how's he doing? 320 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,705 He's doing okay. He-- he's back in Ireland. 321 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,582 -Grandfather passed away... -Uh-huh. 322 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,001 ...so Michael had to go back and take care of the family farm, 323 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,128 -you know? -Yeah. Sure. 324 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,213 So he went back. He's got about 60 acres of land, 325 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,007 about 65 miles outside Dublin, a place called Goy. 326 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,468 It's got a ton of cattle, sheepdogs. 327 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,554 You know, he's a prize winner potato grower now. 328 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,639 Would you believe that? He's doing a fantastic job. 329 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,015 He's selling them all over Europe. 330 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:08,102 -(HUMS) -Now he's making really good coin, you know? 331 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,896 -But-- but Michael doesn't-- -(LARRY HUMMING) 332 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,940 He's walking like a Trojan, and he-- he's very grateful 333 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,024 for what you did for him, 334 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,818 and he just wanted me to say hello to you, 335 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,780 -so anyway, thanks, Larry. -(HUMS) 336 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:26,370 ♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 337 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,706 IRMA: I feel very strongly about this. 338 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,083 A lot of people complained to me. 339 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,086 And I think it's a personal freedom. 340 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:38,174 They do not like that they have to have a five-foot fence 341 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,884 -in their backyard. -Yes. 342 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:43,262 Yet again, we are dealing with government overreach. 343 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,847 -Oh, yeah. That's it -IRMA: I feel very passionate. 344 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,682 -Come on. -IRMA: I feel very passionate on this issue. 345 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,142 Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? 346 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,185 Yeah, it makes sense. 347 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,562 Don't five-foot fence me in! 348 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,688 Excuse me, Irma, 349 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,149 the five-foot fence is a safety issue. 350 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,485 You don't fence a dock by a lake. 351 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,069 We don't fence the ocean. 352 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,238 -The ocean, really? -I vote to repeal 353 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,531 this horrible law. 354 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,159 We have had a very full session today. 355 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,329 I would recommend that we take a vote Thursday, 356 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,373 on repealing the five-foot fence rule. All in favor? 357 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,000 -Aye. -Aye. 358 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,376 SIMON WEINBLATT: Okay, the ayes have it. 359 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,836 Uh, we are moving on now 360 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,922 to Councilmembers Johnson and Chung. 361 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,548 Thank you, Councilmember Weinblatt. 362 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,717 I propose that the council direct staff 363 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,345 -to explore possible options... -That's my wife. 364 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,889 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. Melinda. 365 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,849 -Cool. -...regarding the proper 366 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,392 temperature regulation of food... 367 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,186 -Where'd you meet her? -BYU. 368 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,271 -LARRY: BYU? -Yeah. 369 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,440 -You Mormon? -I am. 370 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,275 How many wives do you have? 371 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,568 Just one, just Melinda. 372 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,362 -LARRY: Just one? (CHUCKLES) -Yeah. 373 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,489 I mean, you got this incredible opportunity 374 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,241 to get three or four or whatever. 375 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,661 Well, a lot of people think that it's kind of an outdated idea. 376 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,330 Seems like monogamy is an outdated idea. 377 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,041 -Not for me, not for me. -Boy, oh, boy. Kinda surprised 378 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,086 you're not taking that Mormon advantage, you know. 379 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,213 It's like a tall guy who doesn't play basketball. 380 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,715 -No, I'm happily married. -Yeah. No, of course you are. 381 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,385 So as a reminder, we will be voting next Thursday 382 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,428 to rename the traffic circle. 383 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,681 After the deceased utility worker? 384 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,849 -Let me ask you this question. -SIMON: Correct. 385 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:14,770 If I converted to Mormonism, could I get more than one? 386 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,897 I mean technically, yeah. But I mean, 387 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,567 you'd have to convert to a different religion. 388 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,361 -Is there an exam or something? -There isn't just an exam, 389 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,947 you have to meet with the higher-ups at the church, 390 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,490 like the clergy of the church. And they would-- 391 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,158 -Yeah. -They would suss you out. 392 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,202 -I could fool them easily, yeah. -Well... 393 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,371 It's just that I wouldn't wanna do the studying. 394 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,248 It's a lot to do, just to have more than one wife. 395 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,334 Yeah. I gotta say, it's an appealing proposition though. 396 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,419 Because you have one, 397 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,962 after two days you go to number two. 398 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,880 You get tired of two, you move on to three. 399 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,549 By the time you're done with three, you're ready 400 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,385 to go back to one. It's like a manager with a pitching staff. 401 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,886 Don't you want a break? 402 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,638 When she goes away for a weekend, 403 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,765 aren't you secretly thrilled? 404 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,892 No. I miss her sometimes. 405 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,894 Imagine how much you'd miss her... 406 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,814 if it was a weekly thing. 407 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,524 You'd be missing her all the time. 408 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,943 (COUNCILMEMBERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 409 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,113 Anyway, yeah, forget it. It's, eh-- Don't worry about it. 410 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,698 -I'm sure it's great. -It is. 411 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,867 Thank you all for your passionate exchange, 412 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,827 I do appreciate it. Meeting is adjourned. 413 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,121 -Have a good one. -LARRY: Yeah. 414 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,831 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 415 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,207 (WHISPERING) Good going. 416 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,795 Excellent. Very good. Good job. 417 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,547 Look at you-- your glasses are filthy. 418 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,757 What? What are you talking about? 419 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,092 What are you showing up looking like this for? 420 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,553 I told you to wear your blazer with the gold buttons. 421 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,847 Look at you. It's layering everywhere. 422 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,891 -So what? -I wanted you to come along 423 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,517 and look smart, okay? 424 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,102 Ah, Councilwoman Yovanovitch, 425 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,438 Councilman Weinblatt, Councilman Chung. 426 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,481 -Hi. -Hello. 427 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,107 -Hello, pleasure to be here. -I'm Larry David. 428 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,651 -Thank you for coming. -Yes, thank you. 429 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,320 I love this. Very educational and enlightening. 430 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,113 -Melinda. -Yeah, you remember Micah. 431 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,199 -IRMA: Yes, of course. -Oh, how do you do? 432 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,492 -MELINDA JOHNSON: Hi. -Your husband and I 433 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,993 -had a very nice chat. -Yeah. 434 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,995 -They have eight children. -Do you have pictures? 435 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,246 -Yeah, we do. -Yes, we do. 436 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,332 -You wanna see some? -That's-- I'll see 'em later. 437 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,667 -Sure. -You're from Salt Lake? 438 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,001 -MICAH JOHNSON: Yeah. -MELINDA: Yeah. 439 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,503 Oh, you-- Oh, you're so lucky. 440 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,546 -Oh, you've been there? -No, I haven't. 441 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,881 -You have to go. -You have to go. 442 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,049 I would kill to go there. 443 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,218 You've heard the Tabernacle-- the choir? 444 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,388 What's more beautiful than castrated boys singing? 445 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,057 It's so beautiful. We have to go. 446 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,393 -Have to, have to. -IRMA: We have to go. 447 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,895 Melinda, Larry is so passionate 448 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,022 -about the don't-fence-me-in-- -I actually-- 449 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,317 I am in full support of the five-foot fence repeal law. 450 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,361 It ruins the aesthetics of a yard. 451 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,904 -Yes, totally. -IRMA: That's great, 452 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,739 because Thursday, there'll be a vote 453 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,159 and then it'll be behind us. It'll be over. 454 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,372 -Hmm. Yeah. -IRMA: Right. Yes. 455 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,208 Okay. (CLICKS TONGUE) Take care. 456 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,376 -(BED CREAKING) -LEON: Yeah! 457 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,086 MARY FERGUSON: Oh, yeah, that's good. 458 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,671 -(MOANING) -LEON: Yeah! 459 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,923 -Love a different bed! -MARY: Whoo! Oh, yeah! 460 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,300 LEON: (EXCLAIMS) Whoo! 461 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,928 -(LAUGHS) Whoo! -(MARY CHEERS) 462 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:56,682 (IRMA SNORING) 463 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,063 Huh? What? 464 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,983 IRMA: Larry. 465 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:07,985 (AIR HISSES) 466 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,987 I can't sleep. Come on, let's go. 467 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,780 -Oh, my God. What? -IRMA: Come on. 468 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,031 It's three o'clock in the morning! 469 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,908 Oh, who cares? Who cares? Come on. 470 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,327 -I'm ti-- (GASPS) -Let's go. Come on. 471 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,038 -I want you. -(GROANS) 472 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,414 -(LEON AND MARY MOANING) -(BED THUMPING) 473 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,665 -MARY: Oh, yeah! -LEON: Oh, yeah! 474 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,667 It's gonna be a fucking nightmare, Jeff! 475 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,294 This guy's a fuck machine! 476 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,881 -IRMA: Oh, yeah! -(GROANS) 477 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,799 Shut the fuck up! 478 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,302 -(GROANS) -(IRMA MOANS) 479 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,720 What is this, a fucking brothel? 480 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,764 -(MARY MOANING) -LEON: Mary fucking Ferguson! 481 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,974 -MARY: Leon! -LEON: Whoo! 482 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,977 ♪ ("HABANERA" BY GEORGES BIZET PLAYING) ♪ 483 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,854 (ATTENDEES TALKING QUIETLY) 484 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,737 -There he is. Larry! -Oh, hey, Walt. 485 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,698 -(CHUCKLES) -Hey-- Whoa-- 486 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,074 -WALT: Whoa, whoa. -LARRY: Oh! 487 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,285 -Oh, no. -(LARRY GROANS) 488 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:01,246 Oh, man. You need a stick or something. 489 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,415 This is all your fault! 490 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,584 -What? -You came in penis first. 491 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,002 You gotta get the penis back. 492 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,254 -I just came in to hug you. -LARRY: No, I know. But that's-- 493 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,006 We've been seeing each other a lot lately. 494 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,299 It's-- it's not a male hug. 495 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,968 There's an unwritten rule for male hugging. 496 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,178 There's no rules to hugging. 497 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,722 You wanna see how to hug? Hey, watch. Watch this. 498 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,848 Charlie! Give me a hug. 499 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,850 I haven't seen you in a long time. Come here. 500 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,018 See? Look. 501 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,978 See what's going on here? You see the separation? 502 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,730 -Yes, I see the space. -There's a big gap. Okay? 503 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,398 Our penises aren't locked in mortal combat. 504 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,650 WALT: That's like enemies hugging. 505 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,401 -Okay, get out of here. -That's not a hug! 506 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,195 That's like an old-time photographer pose. 507 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,822 Yeah-- No-- That's male hugging. 508 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,199 I've been hugging fine. Nobody else has a problem with it. 509 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,826 Believe me! They've objected to it, 510 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,285 they just haven't told you. 511 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,247 ♪ (SWING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 512 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,706 LARRY: Oh, great. 513 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,584 Oh, fuck. 514 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,340 (SIGHS) 515 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,138 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 516 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,943 -Hey, Lar. -Hmm. 517 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,153 -Moving, huh? -Oh, yeah. 518 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,114 Listen, this Leon, 519 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,032 it's like he's making a fuckin' porno movie. 520 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,034 He's fucking in every room in the house. 521 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,536 This is fantastic news. 522 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,705 -What's fantastic about it? -Because he's getting along 523 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,999 with the new Mary Ferguson, the one from, uh, Phoenix. 524 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,709 How long am I gonna have to deal with this? 525 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,419 -Till Thursday. -And then what? 526 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,670 -Irma's out. -SUSIE: Ooh. 527 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,547 Maria Sofia, Marcos. 528 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,673 -Gone. -Gone, yeah. 529 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,216 Do you have somebody to replace her? 530 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,427 -Lily Collins. -(GASPS) She's fantastic. 531 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761 -Great, right? -Fantastic. 532 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,388 I just saw Vindman in the hallway. 533 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,723 -SUSIE: Yeah. -LARRY: You saw Vindman? 534 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:43,932 Is he gonna sign these? 535 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,642 I hope so. We bought these books. 536 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,768 SUSIE: Yeah. 537 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,896 Larry, what is this? 538 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,439 -CHERYL DAVID: Where are your shoes? -SUSIE: What the fuck? 539 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,149 -Ah, I threw 'em out. -Why? 540 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,067 I had an accident outside. I stepped in the... 541 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,360 -In dog poop? -Yeah. 542 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,695 -Why didn't you wash it off? 543 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,530 Wash my shoes off? Are you serious? 544 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,865 You want me to go in the sink? 545 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:00,991 -Yes. -With what, a file? 546 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,576 They get deep in the crevices there. 547 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,703 You can't get that out. Once it's in, it's done. 548 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,039 I mean, I could've had the one shoe option, 549 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,749 but is that any better? 550 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,460 It's ridiculous. And your socks are ridiculous. 551 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,962 The socks and the shoes, not that much of a difference. 552 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,131 -It's like a thin shoe. -'Kay, it's not a shoe, 553 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,133 it's a sock. You know it, we know it, 554 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,676 -everybody knows it. -SUSIE: Everyone knows it. 555 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,303 Okay, so I'm walking around with socks. 556 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:25,098 It's better than coming in here with a stinky sneaker 557 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,768 in the Holocaust Museum of all places! 558 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,645 Where's your girlfriend? Is she here? 559 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,771 No, she couldn't come 560 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,731 because her grandfather died in the Holocaust. 561 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,566 -Too much for her. Yeah. -Too much, yeah. 562 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901 -Oh, my gosh. -SUSIE: I understand that. 563 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,236 -Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT) -What's her name again? 564 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,281 -Irma. -Irma, right. 565 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,574 She's a beauty. 566 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,786 Hey, um, Ted told me 567 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,956 that you roped off your chair on the set. 568 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,123 -Yeah. -I mean, who does-- 569 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,125 You know who does that? Tyne Daly did that... 570 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,002 -Oh, on Cagney & Lacey. -On Cagney & Lacey. 571 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,588 I remember. Sharon Gless wouldn't talk to her for years. 572 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:57,714 -Years. -LARRY: Yeah. 573 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,466 You think I wanna be a roper, huh? 574 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,759 You think I wanted to rope off? 575 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,260 You think I wanna walk down the street, 576 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,804 have people point at me and go, "There's a roper"? 577 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,556 No. I don't wanna be a roper, but I was forced into it 578 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,102 'cause Maria Sofia and Marcos, they kept sitting on the chair. 579 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,937 They're new to this, they don't know the etiquette. 580 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,773 It's got my name on it. A name should be respected. 581 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,608 Well, I have my monogram on my towels, 582 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,529 -and Leon jizzed all over 'em. -Okay. Hey, you guys. 583 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,489 -We're in a Holocaust museum. -I know where we are. 584 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,366 -I know where we are. -I think you should watch your language. 585 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,576 (WHISPERING) The point is, it never would've happened. 586 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,579 But they got me by the balls. 587 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:32,582 By the balls. 588 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,959 Why do they have him by the balls? 589 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,919 Oh, Cheryl, it is such a long story, 590 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,170 I can't even. 591 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,424 LEON: All this stuff is historical. 592 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,509 People always look like somebody you know. 593 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,553 LARRY: Don't listen to a word he says. 594 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,930 Oh! (LAUGHS) 595 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,475 L.D. (CHUCKLES) Larry, I want you to meet-- 596 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,310 Don't even tell me. Don't even tell me. 597 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,895 -I'm just gonna take a guess. -Okay. 598 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,771 Mary Ferguson. 599 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,315 -(CHUCKLES) Yes! -(LEON LAUGHS) 600 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,942 So you're going Asia with this man? 601 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,193 I'm going, Thursday! 602 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,361 -LARRY: Wow. -I'm excited. 603 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,030 Where's your fucking shoes at, man? 604 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,239 -Oh. -Is it a Jewish thing? 605 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,075 Yeah, actually, if you don't want to wear a yarmulke, 606 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,243 you can go without shoes. 607 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,287 (CHUCKLES) Oh, shit. Who-- who fucking knew? 608 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,372 -Did you read the book? -Yeah. Two days. 609 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,166 -Wow. -I watched the testimony 610 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,667 from the beginning to end, twice. 611 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,336 -He's amazing, isn't he? -He's a hero. 612 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,879 -Yeah, he is. -LEON: True fucking hero. 613 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,922 -MARY: Did you read the book? -I like audiobooks more. 614 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,258 -You know what I'm saying? -Yeah, but you can't really 615 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,093 grasp it with an audiobook. 616 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,721 ♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 617 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,059 Hey, Larry. Who's that? 618 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,852 LARRY: That's a Mormon. 619 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,480 ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) Ladies and gentlemen, please join us in the auditorium. 620 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,482 -The event is about to begin. -Uh-oh. It's time. 621 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,941 -Here we go. -MARY: Okay. 622 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,737 CHERYL: You are amazing. I mean, 623 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,864 I think the whole country was inspired by you. 624 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,783 -And your book is fantastic. -Thank you. 625 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,743 ATTENDEE 1: Oh, my god. Look at that, it's pouring. 626 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,453 ATTENDEE 2: Did you bring an umbrella? 627 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,830 -ALEXANDER VINDMAN: Thank you for coming. -MARY: You're incredible. Truly. 628 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,499 Gonna get you to sign my audiobook. 629 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,708 -Terrific. -My man. 630 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,920 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 631 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,885 (RAIN POURING) 632 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,368 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 633 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,914 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 634 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,170 SUSIE: All right, I have a lot of people to introduce you to. 635 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,673 This is Larry's house. It's not my house, as you know. 636 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,716 -You know these guys, right? -Yeah. 637 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,260 -Oh, hey. -You having a good time? 638 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,220 -Yeah, lovely house. -Oh, really? Thank you. 639 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,430 Ours is nicer, but we had to have the party here 640 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,682 for various reasons. 641 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,058 VINDMAN: Just trying to be diplomatic. 642 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,351 SUSIE: Yeah, I understand. 643 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,353 Why'd you wear golf shoes? 644 00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,855 LARRY: Oh, they're from the museum. 645 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,523 -Those are the ones? -Yeah. 646 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,607 You're still wearing them? 647 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,775 You know, they're very comfortable. 648 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,652 They really knew how to make a shoe back then. 649 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:06,862 Yeah. Well, they had cobblers. 650 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,489 -Cobblers, of course. -Cobblers. We need cobblers. 651 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,908 IRMA: Hey, you want something? You want a little-- 652 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,326 You want somethi-- You want one of these? 653 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,995 -No, thanks. -I don't blame you, it's dry. 654 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:16,997 -Can I get you a drink? -No, I don't drink. 655 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,290 -You don't drink? -I'm in recovery. 656 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:19,666 -Oh. -IRMA: I mean, as Larry knows, 657 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,043 -I have a terrible relationship... -Yeah, here we go. 658 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,211 -...with alcohol. -Here we go. 659 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,588 IRMA: I was a horrible person. 660 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,423 I was blacking out in council meetings. 661 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,841 And then my personal low, 662 00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:30,552 I woke up, I was 50 miles outside of Bakersfield, 663 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,054 with no pants on and a casino chip in my hand. 664 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,015 And I had no idea how I got there. 665 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:36,975 That's when I realized I had to get help, 666 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,269 so I'm in the program, which is just fantastic. 667 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,730 And I had to acknowledge that there's a higher power. 668 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,190 You have to give yourself over. 669 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,150 -Uh, I had a sponsor. -♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE) ♪ 670 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,694 I had four Steves and one Eric. And I have to go. 671 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,696 I have to-- I have to go mingle out there. 672 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,198 But I thank you for asking. 673 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,158 God bless you, Jeff, for caring and asking. 674 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,826 If you ever get into the situation-- 675 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,120 But thank you. Thank you! God bless! God bless! 676 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,997 -God bless! -God bless! 677 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,875 -Wow! Wow! Wow! -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 678 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,752 -Can you believe it? -That's unbelievable. 679 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,086 Works every time. 680 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,214 MARY: I read your book. Amazing. 681 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,674 What are you doing now? Just hanging out or... 682 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,259 Working on another book project, so... 683 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,928 You know what a good book title would be? 684 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,472 -What? -China and Russia on that Bullshit. 685 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,432 -You mind if I use that? -LEON: Take that. Run with it. 686 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,309 -I mean... Yeah. -That's straightforward. People love that. 687 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,894 You and I have a lot in common, actually. 688 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,979 -We do? -Yeah. My dad was in the Army. 689 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,523 Must be fucking nice being a fucking hero. (CHUCKLES) 690 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,192 -How does that feel? -I just, uh... 691 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,444 -still getting used to it, frankly. -I mean, how did you do that? 692 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,321 I could've never done that. I would be so scared. 693 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,406 It was easy. I was just up there telling the truth. 694 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,575 You know what's even easier? To lie. 695 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,077 All you need is five good lies, 696 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,870 and it'll take you through the rest of your life. 697 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,163 How do you keep your stories straight? 698 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,998 Just hang around with dumb people. 699 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,584 Hmm. Well, it was nice talking to you guys. 700 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,086 It was really great meeting you. 701 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,295 -See you guys in a bit. -LEON: Okay. 702 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,130 -All right. Bye. -MARY: I'll see you later. 703 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,215 LEON: Oh, man. 704 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,633 -He's something. -LEON: He's something else, man. 705 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,468 What do you mean? You didn't hire someone to clean up? 706 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,678 -Why not? -It's not my house, 707 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,429 -it's your house. -This is not Chuck E. Cheese, 708 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:59,557 you don't just come in here and-- and have a-- a big party and leave. 709 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,643 -Call a service. -Larry, I gotta talk to you. 710 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,311 Susie, could we have a moment, please? 711 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,272 He's all yours, Irma. 712 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,066 Did you tell Micah Johnson to get a girlfriend? 713 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,277 No, not like that. 714 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,780 Well, Melinda just called me. She is-- she's devastated. 715 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,907 She's-- What-- Why would you do this? 716 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,118 Well, I was-- we-- you know, we were having a discussion 717 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,120 -about the Mormon advantage-- -Why would you do something-- 718 00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,621 You know, we've lost her vote. 719 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,498 What? She said she's not gonna vote for the repeal? 720 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:25,458 She's not gonna vote 'cause she's mad at you. 721 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,421 -What-- what can we do? -I don't know what she-- 722 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:30,755 what you want to do. 723 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,841 Does she have any interests? What's her favorite charity? 724 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,759 Well, they're very active in their church. 725 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,802 -Oh! -IRMA: Yeah. 726 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,345 -I'll make a donation! -A donation. 727 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,389 They need a new organ. They're always talking about-- 728 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,266 -The kids like to play, yeah. -I'm gonna call her. 729 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,976 I'll fix this, I'll fix this. I got this. 730 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,185 -Oh, well, be very, very-- -I got it. 731 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,021 -She's very unhappy. -LARRY: I'm gonna fix this. 732 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,398 It was just a simple Mormon misunderstanding. 733 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,317 And again, I really want to apologize. 734 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,194 Well, thank you, Larry. I do appreciate your apology. 735 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,030 LARRY: You know, the Mormons are a great people. 736 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,656 I hear wonderful things about them. 737 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,158 I'd like to do something for them. 738 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,326 I'd like to make a donation. 739 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,286 Nobody's ever seen a donation like this. 740 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,412 A large donation like that 741 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,205 could make a difference in so many lives. 742 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,374 I'm also wondering if it's possible 743 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,376 you could do me a little favor. 744 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,170 -A favor? -LARRY: Yeah, I would love 745 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,464 to have your vote to get rid of five-foot fence law. 746 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:14,299 It would be great to have a repeal, 747 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,717 a big, beautiful repeal. 748 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,927 You know, a lot of people have been talking about that law, 749 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,220 telling me what a disgrace it is. 750 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,139 Some very bad people were involved, 751 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:25,352 -some very bad hombres. -Really? I-- I had no idea. 752 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,562 What about Councilmember Yovanovitch? 753 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,147 I heard she's voting against it. 754 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,982 Yovanovitch, she's no angel. 755 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,026 She's gonna go through some things, believe me. 756 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,402 Oh, my. 757 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,197 Uh, and what about Head Councilmember Weinblatt? 758 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,240 There's a lot of talk about Weinblatt's son. 759 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,618 His father got him a job at that construction company. 760 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,787 -You know what they make? -N-- no. 761 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:44,788 Fences! 762 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,956 -Fences, really? -LARRY: Yeah, fences. 763 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,708 It's a disgrace, and people are saying 764 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,086 -it needs to get looked into. -I didn't know any of this 765 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,379 was going on behind the scenes. 766 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,714 Oh, yeah. That's why your vote is so important to me. 767 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:58,259 Well, I mean, I did initially feel this way anyway. 768 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,261 Yeah, the donation that I was telling you about, 769 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,472 we could transfer that tonight. 770 00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,015 So do we have a deal? 771 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,519 You can count on me. 772 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:09,813 That's fantastic news. This is great. 773 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:12,065 Thank you, Larry. I'm so glad you called. 774 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,734 Me too. Okay. Bye! 775 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:20,448 (TOILET FLUSHING) 776 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:26,746 You're using the upstairs bathroom? 777 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,456 Yeah, the one downstairs is occupied. 778 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,750 Yeah, you know, the master bathroom, it's-- 779 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,877 it's like the bathroom at the officer's club. 780 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962 It's kind of off limits. 781 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,339 -I'm an officer. -Hmm... not in this house. 782 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,174 I heard the call, Larry. 783 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,177 -What? -I'm concerned by the call. 784 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,972 -It was a perfect call. -That call was far from perfect. 785 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,141 No, no, it was perfect! Perfect call! 786 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,184 What you did on that call was completely improper. 787 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,228 -Improper? -Let me ask you a question. 788 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:51,896 Where'd you get those shoes? 789 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,774 Um... my uncle, uh, 790 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,776 was in World War II. He gave them to me. 791 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,736 I'm sure you could do better than that, Larry. 792 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,281 Okay, my father gave them to me. 793 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,825 What are you gonna do? 794 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,660 I'm going to transcribe that call. 795 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,079 And I'm sending it to the head of Santa Monica City Council. 796 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,873 Why-- why would you do that? 797 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,083 It's the right thing to do to report it. It's my duty. 798 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,627 Your duty? Your duty? Come on, enough with your duty! 799 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,629 There's too much duty. You're off duty! 800 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,423 You steal shoes from the Holocaust Museum. 801 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,340 It was raining. 802 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,676 -You rope off chairs. -It's my chair. 803 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,470 -And you bribe councilwomen. -Eh. 804 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,846 And I'm sure Head Councilman Weinblatt 805 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,848 will be very interested in hearing about all this. 806 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,267 What? Vindman! Vindman! What are you-- 807 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:32,103 What are you doing, Vindman? No, don't do it! 808 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,522 Come on, Vindman. Come on, give me a break! 809 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,940 You don't understand what's at stake here. 810 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,651 Whatever I did, it wasn't half as bad 811 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,696 as your using the upstairs master bathroom! 812 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,531 That's the real crime! 813 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:47,327 It was a perfect call! A perfect call! 814 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:48,578 (DOOR CLOSES) 815 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,165 IRMA: Well, that was a great honor 816 00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:54,042 to have such a hero in the house today 817 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,919 -as Vindman, huh? -Yeah. 818 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,713 One of the top whistleblowers of all time. 819 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,716 That was incredible courage. Where'd you get those shoes? 820 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,053 Hmm? Uh... 821 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,182 In the-- my garage, they were in a box. 822 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,767 -Oh. -LARRY: I think it belonged 823 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,644 to a great uncle, 824 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:14,687 from, uh, you know, the old country. 825 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,814 You know, my bubbie, my grandfather, 826 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,610 Yitzhak Maultsevitch, he wore similar shoes, you know? 827 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,362 -Oh, yeah? -I have a photograph of him 828 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:23,988 -before the war. -I tell you. 829 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,490 Yeah. 830 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:27,534 Well, we had a hero in the house today. 831 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,995 If I could just do something as brave in my political career. 832 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:34,040 Let me tell you something, sister, okay? 833 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:36,084 You're doing something more heroic. 834 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,753 You're repealing that five-foot fence law. 835 00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:40,588 Vindman's gonna be looking up to you one day. 836 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,798 -Yeah? -LARRY: Yeah! 837 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,925 Saying, "I wish I could be more like Irma Kostroski. 838 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,343 She took on Big Fence." 839 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:48,596 Yeah, well, we've got the vote, so we shall see. 840 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,599 You'll be able to run on that. I got news for you. 841 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,393 When's the last time you had the passport? 842 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,937 I don't fucking know, Larry! I have to be at the airport three hours early 843 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,855 for fucking international flights and shit. 844 00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,274 I got a fuckin' few hours left, man. 845 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,567 I need my damn passport! 846 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,236 Hey, city council's voting tonight to repeal. 847 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,071 -It's tonight already? -LARRY: It's tonight. Yeah. 848 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,072 Oh, my God. 849 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:07,490 LEON: Where the fuck's the passport? 850 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,243 Even if they vote to repeal it, it's all gonna be meaningless 851 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,870 if Weinblatt reads that Vindman transcript. 852 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,455 Are you sure Weinblatt hasn't read it already? 853 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,332 LARRY: No, 'cause it couldn't have come until today, 854 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,793 and Irma told me that he's been at the council all day. 855 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,087 -So what are you gonna do? -LEON: Are those in there? 856 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,298 LARRY: I know he lives with his mother. And I'm gonna 857 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,425 -talk my way in and... -Damn it! 858 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:26,634 ...hopefully find the transcript. 859 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,636 -Oh, gosh. -LEON: I can't find the passport! 860 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,805 You know what? I had to get a license to get a passport. 861 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:32,640 Know what I'm saying? I used my real full name too. 862 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,310 -What's your full name? -Leon Luscious Black. 863 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:36,728 Your middle name is Luscious? 864 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,396 It's Lucius, but I pronounce it Luscious. 865 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:39,439 Everybody calls me Luscious. 866 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,607 -Oh. -LARRY: Need some help? 867 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,317 Fuck yeah, my flight's in a few hours, Larry. 868 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,610 I need help. 869 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,737 I can't get on the fucking plane with no goddamn passport. 870 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,740 I feel like I'm doing my part by allowing him to be in my house. 871 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:50,992 ♪ (LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 872 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:54,621 (IRMA HUMMING) 873 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,500 (SIGHS) 874 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,097 (GASPS) 875 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:17,185 (GASPS) 876 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,899 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 877 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,568 Hello, sweetheart. What can I do for you? 878 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,237 Head Councilman Weinblatt would be very interested in this. 879 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,199 Oh, bu-- but he's not here. (SIGHS) 880 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,619 All right, I'll give it to him when he comes home. 881 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,454 LEON: Gotta be here somewhere. 882 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,789 -Shit! -Any luck? 883 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:38,873 No. Have you seen it? 884 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,333 If I saw it, we wouldn't be here right now. 885 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,168 I mean, we gotta be there. This is international. 886 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,461 -Maybe it's home? -LEON: Maybe you're right. 887 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,463 -It's gotta be at home! -There you go! I think it is. 888 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,714 Okay, look, I'm gonna go home. 889 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,216 -Okay. -I'm gonna get my passport. 890 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,884 And you go to the airport right now. 891 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,344 -Hold the gate up. -Okay. 892 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:53,471 Once they close that fucking door, that's it! I can't get on! 893 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,098 -I'll meet you there. -Before you get to the gate, 894 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:56,265 grab me one of those neck pillows... 895 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,433 -MARY: Okay. -...and two Slim Jims. 896 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,726 -They don't have 'em over there. -MARY: Okay. 897 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,395 I will be the last person to board, okay? 898 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,688 -Hold the gate! -I'm gonna hold the gate. 899 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,064 -LEON: All right, boo. -Meet you there. 900 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,524 I'll be there! 901 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:07,235 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 902 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,614 DANIELLE YOVANOVITCH: Simon, is it possible we could 903 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:12,990 end the meeting a little earlier tonight? 904 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,992 SIMON: We have a lot to cover, but I'll try to rush it. 905 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,661 -Hi, Danielle. Hi, Simon. -DANIELLE: Hi, how are you? 906 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:17,870 SIMON: Hey, how are you? 907 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,500 -LARRY: Oh, hi. (CHUCKLES) -Oh. 908 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,919 Mrs. Weinblatt, I'm here to see Simon. 909 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:27,463 -MRS. WEINBLATT: Yes? -Um... 910 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:30,466 -for Torah study. -Torah lesson with my son? 911 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,093 We're studying-- we're studying Torah. 912 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,929 Well, he's not here right now. He's still at work. 913 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,765 Ah. Well, that's odd. We made plans. 914 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,934 He must be running late, I guess. 915 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,602 Oh, look, it's cold. 916 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,564 -Come on in. -Yeah, thank you. 917 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,358 MRS. WEINBLATT: Okay. The door gets stuck a little bit. 918 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,735 LARRY: Oh, thank you so much! 919 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,903 MRS. WEINBLATT: Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart. 920 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,323 So... (CHUCKLES) ...what is your name, young man? 921 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,410 -Len. -Len? 922 00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,412 -Friebush. -Have we ever met? 923 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,581 It's possible I met you at the temple. 924 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,416 I wouldn't forget a handsome man like you. 925 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,126 You don't forget a handsome face like this. 926 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,086 -MRS. WEINBLATT: That's right. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 927 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,213 What are you teaching? 928 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:12,717 (SIGHS) Well, there's a swirl of controversy 929 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,928 over when the Israelites fled Egypt. 930 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,306 Did they go right after the Passover dinner, 931 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,349 or did they linger and have coffee and drinks? 932 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,351 -Jews linger. -They sit, they talk. 933 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,604 They talk. How would you like a cup of tea? 934 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,981 -(CHUCKLES) Oh, Mrs. Weinblatt. -(MRS. WEINBLATT CHUCKLES) 935 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:30,234 -An offer I cannot refuse! -Good, I make you tea. 936 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,278 Yes, thank you, thank you so much. 937 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:33,613 -You're we-- -That's so nice of you. 938 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:36,324 You're welcome, you're welcome. (CHUCKLES) I gotten you. 939 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,993 I gotten you. I got, uh... 940 00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:44,415 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 941 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,542 MRS: WEINBLATT: You want some rugelach? 942 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,212 Rugelach, yes, yes, fine. 943 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,713 Strawberry or chocolate? 944 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:51,839 Uh, strawberry. 945 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,800 MRS. WEINBLATT: Good, 'cause that's what I have. 946 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,134 Any milk for your tea? 947 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,761 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. 948 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,471 MRS. WEINBLATT: Half and half or milk? 949 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,556 I don't care! Either one! 950 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,016 -MRS. WEINBLATT: Sugar? -What? 951 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,060 -You want sugar? -Yes, sugar! 952 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:05,561 Make it! Make the tea! 953 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,856 MRS. WEINBLATT: Oh, you're gonna like this tea. 954 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:16,864 -Where's Irma? -I haven't heard from her. 955 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,282 DANIELLE: I haven't heard from her. 956 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,661 (IRMA SNIFFLES, SOB) 957 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:28,292 (SOBS) 958 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:31,254 Oh, my opa! Oh! 959 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,549 He's sending me a sign! 960 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:38,219 (SOBBING) His shoes. Oh, my God! 961 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:55,486 ♪ ("TRITSCH-TRATSCH-POLKA" BY JOHANN STRAUSS II PLAYING) ♪ 962 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,365 (FILM CREW WHISPERING) 963 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,250 Whoa, whoa, hey! You can't do this! 964 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,836 I'm gonna sue you! You'll go to jail! 965 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:14,422 -You broke the law! -There is no law. 966 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:18,009 -It's been repealed! Bye! -(DOOR SLAMS) 967 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:19,677 -But... -LARRY: And you. 968 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,804 You're fired! 969 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:24,140 -Ah, shit. (GROWLS) -LARRY: See ya! 970 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,895 -(CROWD APPLAUDS) -TED: Larry! 971 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,605 Thank you! 972 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,732 (CHEERING) 973 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,863 -(CROWD GASPING) -Larry, I'm in! 974 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,406 (GIGGLES) 975 00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:44,285 Pass the latkes, because Marsha Lifshitz is here! 976 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:47,288 (ALL CHEER) 977 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,254 (TIRES SCREECH) 978 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,301 (EXHALES) 979 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,683 (SIGHS) 980 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,936 -(CAR DOOR SLAMS) -♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 981 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:13,439 ♪ ("NEL CIMITERO DI TUCSON" BY GIANFRANCO PLAYING) ♪ 982 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:19,153 All in favor of repealing the five-foot fence law? 983 00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:20,613 -MELINDA: Aye. -Aye. 984 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:21,697 All opposed? 985 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:22,907 -Nay. -Nay. 986 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,034 SIMON: Without a majority, the vote to repeal fails. 987 00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,619 -(GAVEL SLAMS) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 988 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,120 -MRS. WEINBLATT'S DAUGHTER: Mom? -(SCREAMS) 989 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:31,040 -DAUGHTER: Mom, you there? -MRS. WEINBLATT: I'm coming, sweetheart! 990 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,334 ♪ ("WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE" BY GIOACHINO ROSSINI PLAYING) ♪ 991 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,127 -(DOOR SLAMS) -DAUGHTER: What was that? 992 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,295 -(DOG BARKING) -(PANTING) 993 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,547 MAN: Hey! Who's out there? I'm calling the cops! 994 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,508 (SCREAMS) 995 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,596 (MUFFLED) Where's the fence? 996 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:52,687 (PA SPEAKER DINGS) 997 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,064 PILOT: (OVER PA) We are on schedule to arrive at 22:30 local time. 998 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:58,484 We'd like to ask you now to sit back and, uh, enjoy the rest of your flight. 999 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,778 -(SIGHS) -VINDMAN: Is everything okay? 1000 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,822 Oh, everything's great. 1001 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,324 I'm just so excited to go on this trip with you, Alex. 1002 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,326 -Call me Colonel. -Yes, sir. 1003 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:11,747 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1004 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:21,901 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪