1 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:13,388 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,266 Once in a lifetime, a politician comes along 3 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,642 who's not a politician, 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,812 who's a person who cares about our community. 5 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:23,398 And that man is here with us today. 6 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:30,655 Please welcome the next mayor of Santa Monica, Jimmy Mayhew! 7 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,824 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 8 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:36,035 Thank you for that very nice introduction, Susie. 9 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,620 You know, you can sit here, 10 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,373 but you can't go to Broadway when I'm selling out 11 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,250 show after show for ten weeks. 12 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,711 We have an obligation imbalance, okay? 13 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,130 'Cause I don't do anything to invite you to, 14 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,048 but you do things to invite me to. 15 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,259 I offered you... I offered you opera seats. 16 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,594 You mean up there on the side, looking down? 17 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,637 -The Prince Charles? -Exactly, Mussolini's view. 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,306 The Mussolini view? Yeah, those are good. 19 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,224 No, I said, "Myoo-solini." You said, "Muss-olini." 20 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,477 No, it's not "Myoo-solini" like "muesli." 21 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,312 -It's not like a cereal. -No, it's like-- I, I compare... 22 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,856 I confuse it with Mucilex. I take that for my coughs. 23 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,775 Now, as a resident of Santa Monica, 24 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,651 I wanna give everyone in Santa Monica 25 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,029 the ability to achieve higher education. 26 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,239 You never call me. You always pick the restaurants. 27 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,158 What are you-- What are you-- Are we married? I don't-- 28 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,868 (SCOFFS) I don't understand. Am I dating you? 29 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:17,952 You hate people. 30 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,079 -I do. So what? (LAUGHS) -Your wardrobe sucks. 31 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,790 My wardrobe? You're talking about my wardrobe? 32 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,458 -Yeah, put this wardrobe down. -Look! Look at you. 33 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,335 -I'm one of the best-dressed... -You're the worst-- 34 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,170 -...comics that ever lived. -...you're the worst-dressed person I've ever seen. 35 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,254 This? You're comparing this-- 36 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,256 I can't even look at you. I get depressed. 37 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:34,761 When are you gonna die? (CHUCKLES) Will you just... 38 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,846 -Will you, will you please die? -Don't hex my-- Don't hex my-- 39 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,724 As you know, we have an election coming up. 40 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,935 And the incumbent, Jay Reimenschneider, 41 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:45,021 entered the office of mayor with great aspirations, 42 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,857 but he failed to deliver for the people of Santa Monica. 43 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,068 -I will not fail. I have many goals... -Hey. 44 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,778 That's the guy who's in, uh, my new show. 45 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,781 Young Larry. He's playing me, when I was in my 20s. 46 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,242 (WHISPERING) Hey. 47 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,245 -Hmm? -Would you mind tapping him? 48 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,289 -Would you tap him? -No. 49 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,459 -Excuse me, could you-- -What? 50 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,045 Just tap him on the shoulder. I wanna-- 51 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,880 I wanna get his attention for a second. 52 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,590 (WHISPERING) Maybe he does not want to be tapped. 53 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,217 -LARRY DAVID: Believe me, he wants to be tapped. -No. 54 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,718 And if he knew that I was here, 55 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,720 -trying to tap him and unable to tap him... -I am not gonna tap him! 56 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,098 -...he'd be upset. -I do not like being tapped, 57 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,892 and I will not tap a stranger. Could you two please be quiet? 58 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,978 -Why don't you be quiet? -IRMA KOSTROSKI: Hey. 59 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,479 You two have been talking, and talking, 60 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,107 -and talking, and talking. Stop! -Okay, you're the one talking. 61 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,775 -I'm... You're talking. -You're talking. You're talking. 62 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,318 -No, you're talking. -LARRY: You're talking. 63 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,486 No, you're talking, and you keep talking! 64 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,196 Where'd you get that dress anyway, 65 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,282 at a substitute teacher designer warehouse? 66 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:40,368 Just-- just stop. You know, you mid-level celebrities, 67 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,912 you think you're so smart with all your banter. 68 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,455 -Just stop! -Shh! 69 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,499 They won't shut up. 70 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,501 -(BOTH MOUTHING) -JIMMY: Health and safety 71 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,254 are the cornerstones of a great democracy. 72 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,548 They are the foundation of the house 73 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,926 where the American dream lives. And to me, 74 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,845 -the American dream means that every person... -(LARRY GRUNTS) 75 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,055 Don't tap me again. If you touch me again-- 76 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,223 Don't worry, turn around. 77 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,391 -Don't touch me again. -I'm not touching you. 78 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,643 -LARRY: Turn around! -I wanna work for you. 79 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:07,854 I need your vote. 80 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:11,399 -Thank you. -(APPLAUSE) 81 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:15,320 ♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 82 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,115 -Larry! -Asa! 83 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:22,410 (CHUCKLES) Asa, soon to be, uh, soon to be young Larry. 84 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,828 Soon to be young Larry, yeah. 85 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,247 I am so excited for the table read. 86 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,166 -Table read tomorrow. Yeah. -(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah. 87 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,293 And I got you... Why don't you take a pin? 88 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,961 Oh, no, no, I don't wear pins. 89 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,672 No? But you might change one person's mind, 90 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,591 and how incredible would that be, Larry? 91 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,092 Let me ask you a question. You see somebody 92 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,595 in a hat that says, "St. Petersburg, Florida," 93 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:42,096 do you wanna go there? 94 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,640 -As artists... -As what? 95 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,892 ...we have an obligation. Let me tell you something. 96 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,519 Non-pros, there's nothing they love more 97 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,438 than when actors tell them what they think. 98 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:51,981 Wow. 99 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,692 What a mouthful. 100 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,903 Well, but it's really great running into you, you know? 101 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,154 -LARRY: Yeah, good to see ya. -All right. 102 00:03:58,237 --> 00:04:00,365 And if there's anything I can tell you about myself, 103 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,824 -feel free to ask. -(ASA CHUCKLES) 104 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,785 -I'm an open book. -Well, okay. 105 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:05,870 An open bad book, that after ten pages 106 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,956 -you'll put down, okay? -(LAUGHS) All right. 107 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,415 Hey, you forgot your pin, by the way. 108 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,585 Yeah, yeah. I'll... I'll pick it up later. (MUMBLES) Leave it. 109 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,047 -I thought you did well. -ANGELA MAYHEW: Yes. 110 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:18,675 But can I just say a word to you, that's important to me? 111 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,302 You know, we've always had possums and coyotes, but... 112 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,638 Hey. The hell was that? 113 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,807 -The disruptive behavior? -Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 114 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,475 I was just trying to get in touch with 115 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,352 the guy sitting two rows in front of me. 116 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,646 That woman, who is she? In the maroon? 117 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,481 She's just the worst. 118 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,441 Irma Kostroski. 119 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,444 She's a city councilwoman, very powerful. 120 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,321 The most hideous... 121 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,532 -disagreeable person. -SUSIE GREENE: Right? I know. 122 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,702 -I know. -Oh, she's just awful. Ugh! 123 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,662 I'm friends with her daughter, who's lovely, but... 124 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,122 She's repugnant. 125 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,165 Yeah, well, go mingle. Maybe you'll meet a nice woman. 126 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,126 -By the way, great job here. -SUSIE: Thank you. 127 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,628 -And your speech was terrific. -I worked hard. Thank you, Lar. 128 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,713 -Yeah. -Thanks. 129 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,298 ...education, compost, that's very important. 130 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,551 ROSE: You're not living with him. Under no circumstances 131 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,553 -are you living with him! -Yeah, that's what you think. 132 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,804 -(SCATTERED LAUGHTER) -I don't understand this. 133 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,431 Who lives with his 75-year-old uncle? 134 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,516 -I do. -Why can't you be normal? 135 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,352 I'm perfectly normal. Marcia, am I normal? 136 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,439 My mother thinks you're mental! (LAUGHS) 137 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,607 ASA: (CHUCKLES) Really? 138 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,485 -(TED DANSON CLEARS THROAT) -Yes. She told me! 139 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,613 ASA: Why are you telling me? (CHUCKLES) 140 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,741 Well, why not? 141 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,411 Uh, you're not living with Moe. 142 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,038 -Just try a little dark meat. -(SCOFFS) 143 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,664 -Why don't you all-- -Why don't you all-- Oh. 144 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,124 -(MUTTERING) That's my line. -Oh, I'm sorry. 145 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,419 TED: Why don't you all just mind your own goddamn business? 146 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,754 He's my son. He's my business. 147 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,006 Well, why don't we get some other opinions, okay? 148 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,800 Marcia, do you think it's her business? 149 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,469 (WITH ACCENT) I've seen the apartment, 150 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,929 -and it's really nice. -(TED CLEARS THROAT) 151 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,516 And I'm sure I'll be spending a lot of time there. 152 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,102 So you can see why... 153 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,688 this is a toughie. 154 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,232 -♪ (GOOFY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -TED: Ah, you-- I've had enough. 155 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,859 ROSE: Look at the mess you've made. 156 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,612 -TED: Ah, go to hell, Rosie. -ROSE: No, you go. 157 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:05,823 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 158 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,075 -Hey. -LARRY: Hey. 159 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,534 What'd I tell you about Ted Danson, huh? 160 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,994 -LARRY: Yeah, you were right, yeah. -A real mechayeh. 161 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,496 -I mean, that guy is just-- -He's what? What's that? 162 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,164 -He's a mechayeh, he's a pleasure. -Oh, "pleasure." 163 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,792 -He's a pleasure, yeah. -On-screen, off-screen, he's the best. 164 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,376 Listen, I wanna talk to you, uh-- 165 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,669 I... I know what you're gonna say. 166 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,921 Okay. I saw the tape. 167 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,589 It was like night and day. Like, how... 168 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:22,965 Wha-- what happened to her? 169 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,884 Well, some people aren't good at read-throughs. 170 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,010 She was nervous... 171 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,345 Once she starts rehearsing, she'll be different. 172 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:28,304 -Yeah. -Okay. 173 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,806 -I'll fix it. -Yeah, I trust you. 174 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,974 All right, fellas, let's go. The script is great, by the way. 175 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,768 -LARRY: Oh, thanks. Yeah. -Yeah. 176 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,146 -Oh, boy. -What the fuck is that? 177 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,481 What are we gonna do? 178 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,485 -Do you have any ideas? -Yeah. Shoot her. 179 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,946 Oh! (LAUGHS) 180 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,030 -ASA: Hey. -Wow. 181 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,573 -Can I talk to you for a second? -LARRY: Yeah. 182 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:48,991 Got something I wanna run by ya. 183 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,368 Hey, put this on my chair. 184 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,620 -Yeah. -Okay. What's up? 185 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,539 ASA: Something's really been weighing me down. 186 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:55,414 Really? 187 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,666 -Yeah, I mean-- -What's going on? 188 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,126 I'm having a really difficult time. 189 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,503 I had a props guy pull the mugs. 190 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:01,504 LARRY: Uh-huh. 191 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,965 ASA: You see what I'm dealing with here? 192 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:07,301 I mean, what lackluster assortment we got going on here. 193 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,928 LARRY: They're mugs. What's wrong with them? 194 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:12,348 I feel these mugs, they're not true. 195 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,851 I've been spending a lot of time as Larry. 196 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,853 You know, and I feel like I know him more intimately 197 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,813 than anybody, and see, I just think 198 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:22,150 coffee was a really important thing for you. 199 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,651 It wasn't important at all, Asa! 200 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,904 Please, um, would you mind calling me Larry? 201 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,282 Okay. It wasn't important at all, Larry. 202 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,159 -I'm an actor, okay? You know? -LARRY: Yeah. 203 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,703 If anything rings as disingenuous, you know, 204 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,371 I can't fake it. I can't pretend. 205 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,998 Isn't that what actors do? They fake it? 206 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:40,459 (CHUCKLING) Well, I think Stella Adler would, uh, beg to differ. 207 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,837 Look, look at this. This isn't a real deli. 208 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,590 -This is a fake deli, okay? -(CHUCKLES) Yeah, um, well, 209 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,258 you know, I did a play my junior year-- 210 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,593 -LARRY: Okay, spare me. -Yeah. 211 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,219 You know what? We'll, um... 212 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,388 -Larry... -Thank you, Larry. 213 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:53,764 I will talk to Stan. 214 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,475 We'll have five new cups for you tomorrow. 215 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,519 -Thank you, Larry. -You're welcome, Larry. 216 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,729 -All right. Good to see you. -LARRY: All right. 217 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:00,897 -Thanks. -LARRY: Good talking to you, Larry. 218 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,815 -Yeah, you too, Larry. -LARRY: Okay. 219 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,860 -Really, Larry? -LARRY: Did you catch this? 220 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:06,861 -Oh, I did. -LARRY: Yeah. 221 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,196 -Can you believe that kid? -Yeah. 222 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,198 He's rejecting everything I'm putting in front of him. 223 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,158 He's the biggest mug here, if you ask me. 224 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,659 Well... 225 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,369 maybe we need to cut him some slack? 226 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,456 I heard something. I don't know if it's true or not, 227 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:22,501 but somebody told me that he was sexually abused... 228 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,753 -Oh. -...as a young actor 229 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,714 when he was, like, 17 or something, so... 230 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:27,673 Okay. 231 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,675 So, Stan, I know it's a pain in the ass. 232 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,552 Uh, you know, get... get five more. 233 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,722 Right. I'll get five more for little prick Larry. 234 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,016 And if he rejects those... 235 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,476 I can tell you where it'll end up. 236 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,228 We're drawing a line there, okay? 237 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,437 All right, Stan. Okay. 238 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,731 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Thanks, Larry. Please. 239 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:49,445 Unequivocally, the worst acting I've ever seen. Ever! 240 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,780 Who talks that way? 241 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,823 Every sentence is... is different. 242 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,368 Like, one sentence isn't attached to the one before. 243 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,452 Did you notice that? 244 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,830 Lilly Collins's manager, you know, really... 245 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,749 They were really interested in this. 246 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,376 -She was? -JEFF GREENE: Yeah. 247 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,628 (SCOFFS) You shouldn't have even told me that. 248 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,463 -You know, what-- what good did that do? -LARRY: That can't help. Yeah. 249 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,673 -It does no good at all. -JEFF: None. No. 250 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:09,840 -That was wrong of me. -Hey, Lar. 251 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,676 -Hey! -SUSIE: What'd you think of Mayhew 252 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,970 the other day, huh? Fantastic, isn't he? 253 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,888 -(CHUCKLES) He was all right. -All right? 254 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,431 The man's gonna be president, Larry. 255 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,391 -Trust me. -President? 256 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:19,809 -SUSIE: Yes. -Susie, that's-- 257 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,727 -That's a little much, isn't it? -SUSIE: He's very impressive. 258 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,562 You should get in, and get in good with him. 259 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,855 Why don't you canvass? 260 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,899 -(LAUGHING) I should do what? -JEFF: Larry, you could do 261 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,734 -some canvassing with Susie. -Canvassing? 262 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,403 -SUSIE: Yeah! -Knocking on doors? 263 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,196 -Yeah. -Are you out of your mind? 264 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,656 What am I, a Fuller Brush salesman? 265 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,409 And you don't change anybody's mind anyway. 266 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:38,452 Hey, you got the basketball package, right? 267 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,620 -Yeah. -Yeah. You know, 268 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,080 he's gonna make a difference in this city. 269 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,082 -You think so? -He's gonna get the city council 270 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,917 to repeal that-- that ordinance 271 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,919 -that people can have chicken coops in their backyard. -Where'd you get that idea from? 272 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,505 -He's gonna repeal it? -SUSIE: Well, he's gonna try to get the votes. 273 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:50,840 -JEFF: Repeal? -What was that? 274 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,174 He promised me the other day, 275 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,843 he was gonna get the city council 276 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,513 -to repeal the ordinance. -You're saying the... 277 00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:02,268 the city council can repeal laws, uh, and ordinances? 278 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,603 They make the law, they can repeal the law. 279 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,189 It's just a matter of votes. They gotta get the votes. 280 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,444 What was the name of that horrible, horrible, 281 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:14,488 obnoxious woman who was sitting in front of me? 282 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,949 -The councilwoman, yeah. -Irma, Irma Kostroski. 283 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:19,410 Irma Kostroski. 284 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,662 ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 285 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,123 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 286 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,383 LARRY: Hmm. Divorced. 287 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,260 (SIGHS) 288 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,558 I think we need to implement and enhance some of these 289 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,978 safety protocols at the Pier and Palisades Park. 290 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,814 -Especially for our staff and, um-- -Seniors. 291 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,566 -And seniors, yes. -Seniors! It's a-- 292 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,526 -Yes. -It's like a dance with death 293 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,695 with those scooters for the seniors. 294 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,572 COUNCILWOMAN YOVANOVITCH: Yes, yes. And the ramp. 295 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:57,823 -SIMON WEINBLATT: That's right. -Hey, Simon! 296 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,033 -The ramp. -Ramps. 297 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,285 -We have to talk about ramps. -I am marking that down. 298 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,703 -IRMA: Thank you. -Thank you. 299 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,373 So, let's put that up to a vote. All in favor? 300 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,540 -Aye. -Aye. 301 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,626 -COUNCILMEMBERS: Aye. -SIMON: Ayes have it. 302 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,669 Fantastic. We will put that on our schedule 303 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,673 and try to set up a time to, uh, try to decide on the appointment 304 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,926 of those three members of that committee. 305 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,388 Fantastic. Uh, this was a very productive meeting. 306 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:23,766 I thank you all for your time. Uh, meeting is adjourned. 307 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,102 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 308 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,732 -Excuse me. -(IRMA SCOFFS) 309 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,777 -Do you remember me? -Yes, I do. 310 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,321 I'm Larry David. I just wanna apologize 311 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,865 for my behavior at the fundraiser, 312 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,410 asking you to tap someone, uh-- 313 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,161 And you-- you poked me. 314 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,956 Yeah. I'm really sorry about that, and, uh-- 315 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,376 -It was disrespectful to Jimmy Mayhew. -Disrespectful, and very rude. 316 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,294 -IRMA: Yes. -Of course, all you had to do was just, you know, 317 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,255 touch the person in front of you, but yeah... 318 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:55,965 -Needless to say, it-- -I-- 319 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,300 It doesn't matter. I was wrong. 320 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,136 Thank you for taking responsibility. 321 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,471 -LARRY: Yes. And, uh, by the way. -Yeah? 322 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,682 This was very enjoyable, this meeting. 323 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,560 Have you ever thought about maybe running for, uh, senator, 324 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,062 or congresswoman? Uh, no? What about a congresswoman? 325 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,314 I don't wanna move to D.C. 326 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,899 -Too cold. -Ah, yeah. 327 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,693 But anyway, I have to go. 328 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,320 (INHALES) I gotta supervise a re-recording 329 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,281 of an earthquake emergency announcement. 330 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,782 -(SIGHS) -LARRY: Boy, oh, boy. 331 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,952 You're doing great, great work. 332 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:28,122 And, uh, we the people are... are appreciative, 333 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,041 -Ms. Kostroski. -Yes. Well, call me Irma. 334 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,462 -Irma! What a beautiful name. -Thank you. 335 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,963 Oh, but don't tell me it's with an "E." 336 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,799 "Erm"? With an-- No, an "I." I have to go. 337 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,259 -All right. Okay. -Yeah. I have a-- 338 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,428 -(STOMACH RUMBLES) -(GROANS) I'm so sorry. 339 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,180 Gas here, you know? 340 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,308 -I get a bubble. -Oh, you get a bubble? 341 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:51,187 -Yeah. Larry with a "Y"? -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 342 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,938 -IRMA: Yeah. -Yeah, funny. 343 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,149 It wasn't meant to be funny. I'm just checking. 344 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,151 -Yeah, but it was. It was funny. -IRMA: Was it? 345 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,944 "Larry with a 'Y.'" Yeah. Funny. 346 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,488 ♪ (TREPIDATIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 347 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,240 (GROANING) Oh, boy. 348 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,578 Maybe the most unappealing person I've... (SCOFFS) 349 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,038 -...I've ever met. Truly. -Wow. 350 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,791 It's almost like she was made in a lab by Dr. Frankenstein. 351 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,877 He took the worst aspects 352 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,380 of ten different people and put 'em into her. 353 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,258 So you gotta become the... the groom of Frankenstein 354 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,801 to get rid of this fucking actress? 355 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,095 Yeah. What an appealing prospect. 356 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,390 Frankenstein, and then he had the bride of Frankenstein... 357 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,892 I don't know if he had any children in this shit. 358 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,560 How can Frankenstein have a kid? 359 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,729 No. Dr. Frankenstein made love 360 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,272 to fucking the bride of Frankenstein, 361 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,690 and he had a fucking kid, I guess. 362 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,568 No, that's not what happened. Dr. Frankenstein didn't fuck 363 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,905 -the-- the monster bride. -How you make a woman like that 364 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,366 -and not tap it? How? How? -Well, I mean, that's a good... 365 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,659 (CHUCKLES) ...that's another question. 366 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,035 -I don't know. -LEON BLACK: Yeah, think about that. 367 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,453 -That's a good question. -Right there. She's right there. 368 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,872 -You made her. -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 369 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,666 -Hello. -Hey, L.D.! It's Jimmy 370 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,834 -from the golf club. -Hey, Jimmy. What's up? 371 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,254 Hey, so I know you have that standing lesson on Monday, 372 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,922 but uh, you remember Saul Berman? 373 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,507 -He had the heart attack. -Yeah. 374 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,509 His widow wants to come in for a golf lesson, 375 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,052 and all she can do is Monday. 376 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,137 And I was hoping I could slide you over. 377 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,682 -She's a widow and all, so... -Sure, I understand, 378 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,892 widow priority and all. Yeah, I get it. 379 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,936 -Can you do Tuesday? -LARRY: Tuesday? 380 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,772 Not great. I mean, you know, it's election day and... 381 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,567 If you got nothing else, Tuesday, what time? 382 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,901 Four o'clock's all I got. 383 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,070 LARRY: All right, see you Tuesday. Bye. 384 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,906 (SIGHS) Really hate giving up that time slot. 385 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,575 LEON: Mm-hmm. (LAUGHS) 386 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,243 Can't a motherfucker live a life? 387 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:32,580 -(LAUGHS) Sometimes, no. -Eh, she's a widow. 388 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,416 Yeah. But that golf, that's white man problems. 389 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,668 Yeah. We have golf. You have voting. 390 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,547 ASA: Nope, nope, nope. 391 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,132 -And now, these... -Okay. 392 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,092 -...these, these... -Perfect. 393 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,928 ...these go in the "what were you thinking" column. 394 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,805 STAN: Asa, you need to pick a pair. We need to move on. 395 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:53,892 Nope. I can't just pick a pair. I need to... I need to feel it. 396 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:58,647 You have 75 choices here. Pick a pair of fucking glasses. 397 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,107 ASA: I'll tell you what. 398 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,693 Put these in the maybes. 399 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,737 -That's it. They're the ones, all right? -ASA: In the maybe pile. 400 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,988 Is that-- In the maybe pile? 401 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,615 -But the maybes-- -Okay, these here... 402 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,199 -We're gonna find 'em. -Just give me a moment. Just give me one moment. 403 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,619 -ASA: Hey! We're gonna find 'em. -One moment. 404 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,747 Larry, I can't do it. Can't work with that kid. 405 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,624 He's driving me nuts. 406 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,710 (EXHALES) You know, like I told you, he's... 407 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,504 he's a fucked-up kid, he got sexually abused, I hear-- 408 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,133 Oh. Oh, well, about that. I did my research, 409 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,302 and it turns out that little Asa there, 410 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:32,389 when he was a 17-year-old kid, was "taken advantage of" 411 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:36,352 by the beautiful 37-year-old Adrianna Amante, 412 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,645 the Italian actress. 413 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,938 -Fuckin' smoke show! Stunning! -Oh, my God. 414 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,315 That's the trauma? 415 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,900 -Yeah, apparently. -I... I read about that. 416 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,986 And not only that, but he got 400 grand as a payoff. 417 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,780 -That was him? -STAN: That was him. Yeah. 418 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,157 Formerly known as Andy. 419 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,575 -Wow. -STAN: Yeah. 420 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,327 Were you as lucky at 17, 421 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,287 to be taken advantage of by a supermodel? 422 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,956 Yeah, right. I was traumatized because I didn't have 423 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,208 -any sex at all. -STAN: Same here. 424 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,043 I couldn't fucking pay a woman to touch me! 425 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,878 All right. I'm gonna go talk to him. 426 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,672 -And take the glasses. -Yeah. 427 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,799 And talk to him about what glasses Larry would wear. 428 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,927 -LARRY: Yeah, okay. -Lucky little fucker. 429 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,682 -Hey, Larry. -Good to see you, Larry. 430 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,559 Having some problems picking out glasses? 431 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,186 Yeah, it's a real... it's a conundrum. 432 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,813 -Yeah, I'll bet. -Yeah. I mean-- Yeah. 433 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,940 You know what, you're really giving Stan a hard time. 434 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,274 You're acting like kind of an asshole, and... 435 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,860 -Uh-huh. -...there could be a justification for it, 436 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,737 because I know how traumatized you were 437 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,699 from that horrible incident you had when you were 17 438 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,660 -and sexually abused by a beautiful, luscious... -(ASA GRUMBLES) 439 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,454 -...voluptuous Italian movie star. -You heard about that, huh? 440 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,039 Oh, my God. I can't even imagine... 441 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,417 -how horrible that must've been. -No, you can't. It was so hard. 442 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,668 -Let me ask you a question. -Yeah. 443 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,086 -How did that work exactly? -Yeah. Well... 444 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,213 Did she-- did she get you in a headlock or, uh... 445 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,966 No, I mean, listen, it was a mental... headlock. 446 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,427 -All right, cut the shit. Okay? -ASA: Yeah. 447 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,387 -You were 17 years old. -Uh-huh. 448 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,931 If a cactus touched your penis, you would've been thrilled 449 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,100 -at that age. Okay? -Wow! Wow. Wow. 450 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,226 -Yeah. -I see what-- Okay. 451 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978 What if you were in high school, huh? 452 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,396 -LARRY: Yeah. -And you-- and you slept 453 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,065 with an older, famous actress, how would people treat you? 454 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,401 They would've named the high school after me. 455 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,403 Okay. 456 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,658 ♪ (SILLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 457 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:16,910 (SIGHS) 458 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:21,498 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 459 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,625 (MUFFLED) Hello? 460 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,253 Is this Councilwoman Irma Kostroski? 461 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,713 (MUFFLED) Yeah, it is. 462 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,174 LARRY: This is Larry David calling. 463 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,092 What do you want, Larry? 464 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,969 I was wondering perhaps if... 465 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,973 you might wanna get a cup of coffee. 466 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,602 Well, today I'm canvassing for Jimmy Mayhew. 467 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,271 You're welcome to join me. 468 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,981 LARRY: Ah! I, I'd love to. 469 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,733 I'm really looking forward to it. 470 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,943 IRMA: Yeah. Okay, goodbye. 471 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,153 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 472 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,073 Good afternoon. My name is Irma Kostroski, 473 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,618 and we are here to get this man elected 474 00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,120 as the next mayor of Santa Monica, it's Jimmy Mayhew. 475 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,289 -LARRY: Wonderful candidate. -IRMA: He's pro-environment. 476 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,124 Loves fresh air. He loves fresh air. 477 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,085 He's gonna solve the homeless problem. 478 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,670 He's gonna make 'em homed. Homed! 479 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,800 -(KNOCKS ON DOOR) -(DOORBELL RINGS) 480 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,510 Where does he stand on the issues? 481 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,639 You can't say "Happy New Year" after January 7th. 482 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,516 -I-- I don't think he-- -HOMEOWNER: I like that. 483 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,351 Very smart. Last year I got a Happy New Year 484 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,603 during Black History Month. And, uh, what else? 485 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:29,149 No child under ten allowed in restaurants. 486 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,610 -Oh, now that's awesome. -You love that? (SIGHS) 487 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,821 He's very strong on environmental issues. 488 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,615 -Really? Like what? -He respects wood. 489 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,325 -I like that a lot. -LARRY: Good. 490 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,494 A pin for you. 491 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,371 I might just have to put it on right now. 492 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,122 -Appreciate you guys. -Oh, one more thing. 493 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000 -Yes? -He's eliminating hand shaking. 494 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,460 He's my man! 495 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,339 IRMA: A lot of the stuff you're saying isn't true. 496 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,049 LARRY: What, are you kidding? He ate it up! 497 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,760 -IRMA: Yeah, well, stick to the script, okay? -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 498 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,096 -Yes? -LARRY: How do you do? 499 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,306 We're canvassing for Jimmy Mayhew. 500 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,560 You know, he's for fresh air. He loves fresh air. (SNIFFS) 501 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,395 He likes to breathe in fresh air. 502 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,896 -I like fresh air. -And how about this? 503 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,648 He wants to get rid of the penny. 504 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,276 I'm all for that. However, I'm in the middle of a book club meeting... 505 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,194 -SUSIE: Is that Larry? -...but thank you so much. 506 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,573 -LARRY: Huh? -SUSIE: I hear your voice! I know it's you! 507 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,408 -Oh, hey. -SUSIE: What're you doing here? 508 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,702 -Could you believe this? -LARRY: Hi. 509 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,161 -With Irma. Hi, Irma. -Hey! 510 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,454 -SUSIE: How are you? -How are you? 511 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,622 -SUSIE: Good. Nice to see you. -You're in a book club? 512 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,624 -Yes. -Why is that so surprising? 513 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,917 What do you think, we don't read? 514 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,127 What are you reading? 515 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,920 -The Sound and the Fury. -Faulkner. 516 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,881 -You two are reading Faulkner? -Yes, we are. What? 517 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,884 -Oh, is that-- -Oh, you're the only intellectual of the bunch? 518 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,594 What, you got the Cliff Notes, huh? 519 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,636 What are you doing? 520 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,804 -We're canvassing. -We're canvassing 521 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,973 -for Jimmy Mayhew. -Yeah. Yeah. 522 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,434 Didn't you tell me the other day that you would never canvass? 523 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,810 No, I wouldn't canvass with you 524 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,770 because you turn people off, and I didn't... 525 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,147 I didn't want you to turn people off. 526 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,773 -She turns people off. Yeah. -He's doing a good job. 527 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,443 So you're going door to door to strangers' homes? 528 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,028 -Yes. Yes. -CHERYL DAVID: That's weird, 529 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,446 because you don't even like people. 530 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,865 Well, I hate people individually, 531 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,367 -but I love mankind. -Oh, you do? 532 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,661 He's very interested in local politics. 533 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,747 -He called me, we share similar-- -I'm sorry. 534 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,082 -IRMA: Yes? -Did you say that Larry called you 535 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,667 and asked if he could volunteer? 536 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,753 -Irma, we should-- we should really get going. -Yes. 537 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,796 -We got a lot of houses to... -He had a terrific change, 538 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,256 a cornerstone of our democracy. 539 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,216 I know that you don't care about people, 540 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,302 and you don't give a shit about politics. 541 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,388 Well, you know, maybe when I was married to you, 542 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,098 you held me back from 543 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,934 the person I really wanted to be. 544 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,227 What's on your... your sweatshirt? 545 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,979 A pin for Mayhew. 546 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,816 You hate pins 'cause they make holes in your sweater. 547 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,276 Well, it's a thin pin. 548 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,778 -Oh. -Ah. A thin pin. 549 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,613 -A thin pin. -It's a thin pin. 550 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,616 -Anyway, let's leave them to... to, uh, to Faulkner. -It's what you have to do. 551 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,284 -Thank you. -What's wrong with Faulkner? 552 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,120 Oh, yeah, you have a great interest in turn-of-the-century Mississippi. 553 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,455 -I do! -LARRY: Yeah. 554 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,915 Well, you enjoy your book. 555 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,292 I don't need a club to read a book, but... 556 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,669 Thank you very much for your time. 557 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,545 Come along, we have to go. We've a lot to do. 558 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,672 What are you doing? 559 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,006 -Your local politics. -LARRY: Bye-bye. 560 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,008 -SUSIE: What the fuck is going on? -Goodbye. 561 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,259 Get the fuck outta here! 562 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,887 -IRMA: Bye. -What the hell's going on? 563 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,347 IRMA: You can't ask to use the bathroom. 564 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,057 -LARRY: Why? What am I supposed to do? How long-- 565 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,059 Listen, you never pee when you canvass. 566 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,060 (DOORBELL RINGING) 567 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,395 IRMA: Good afternoon! 568 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,522 We are campaigning for Jimmy Mayhew 569 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,856 for Santa Monica Mayor. 570 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,484 Larry? I'm Stan's wife! 571 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,611 Stan, prop master on your show. 572 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,698 (CHUCKLES) Really? Oh, my God. You live here? 573 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,032 -(LAUGHS) Yes. -LARRY: That's amazing! 574 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,035 STAN: Fucking rat poison! Has to be vegan, of course. 575 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,663 STAN: You know how hard they are to find in the Valley? 576 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,956 I'm worried sick about him. 577 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,332 -STAN: Gen Z! -That's your husband? 578 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,667 -WIFE: Yeah. -STAN: Little shit! 579 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,128 He's having a lot of trouble with a young actor on your show. 580 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,045 (SIGHS) 581 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,631 He's wanting some snack for a scene. 582 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,675 -Oh, my God. -He's got my Stanley running around 583 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,093 all over town like a blue-arsed fly. 584 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,678 STAN: He didn't even give me gas money! 585 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,014 Do you think you can come in and have a quick word with him? 586 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,724 -Yeah, of course. -WIFE: Okay. Thanks, Larry. 587 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,143 STAN: Bloody, now it's puffs, for fuck's sake! 588 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,729 -(GRUMBLING) -LARRY: Hey, Stan. 589 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,355 -Oh, Larry. -Hey. 590 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,567 -Welcome to puff paradise. -What's going on? 591 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,695 Ditch the kid, Lar. He's had me drive all over town 592 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,363 -for the last two days, okay? -Oh, Jesus. 593 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,906 Everything I give him, he just rejects. 594 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,243 He rejected these because he said they were too "'90s." 595 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,537 And he's looking for a '70s vibe. 596 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,373 These ones here are too salty. Too spicy. These? 597 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,292 -(SIGHS) -Not vegan, or too vegan. 598 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,336 Too vegan? What does too fucking vegan mean, Larry? 599 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,087 -He's such an asshole, Stan. -STAN: Okay, I know, if there's anything... 600 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,381 -Such an asshole. -STAN: And it's everything else. 601 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,091 -The pens, the cups. -He wants the cups... 602 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,468 Yeah, he wants the cups to be dolphin-friendly. 603 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,927 -(LARRY GROANS) -What the fuck does that even mean, Larry? 604 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,262 -I don't know. I don't know. -STAN: It's crazy! 605 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,473 And if he flicks his fingers at me one more time, 606 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,933 I'm telling you now, man, I'll shove those fingers 607 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,603 so far up his arse, they'll pop out of his mouth 608 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,438 and he can use them as a hand puppet. 609 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,731 -Oh, boy. -STAN: Ridiculous. 610 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:41,026 So I have a backup, Larry. Okay? Zero calories in these. 611 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,070 He's gotta love these. Look, they look like something 612 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,696 from fucking Starsky and Hutch. 613 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,865 Seventies written all over that, Lar. 614 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,826 He can't reject those. If he turns these fuckers down, 615 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,913 -I will fucking strangle him! -(BAG POPS) 616 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,959 So, it turns out he did this movie when he was 17, 617 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,129 -and had sex in her trailer. -He was 17? 618 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,547 He claimed that he was abused, 619 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,966 and got a 400,000-dollar settlement, 620 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,343 and now he's playing the victim! 621 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,803 This was his luckiest day of his life. 622 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,721 -LARRY: The luckiest day of his life! -LEON: He's ungrateful. 623 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,847 This little motherfucker 624 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,308 got a piece of ass, which is priceless. 625 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,811 Then he got 400,000 dollars on top of that shit? 626 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,312 -Yeah. -LEON: And the movie paid him. 627 00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:18,730 He got paid three fucking times, 628 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,232 -and he still complains. -Exactly. (LAUGHS) 629 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,775 How old were you when you first got laid? 630 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:22,943 Fourteen years old. 631 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,236 -Fourteen? -So if you were in the Boy Scouts, 632 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:26,196 you would've got your, uh, intercourse badge. 633 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,031 LEON: Fuck, yeah. My first time tapping 634 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,866 wasn't some gorgeous-ass actress. 635 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,452 It was this lady that made donuts and shit, donut shop. 636 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,579 You don't see me coming back years later, 637 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,290 asking for 400,000 dollars in donuts. 638 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,625 -(LAUGHS) -LEON: I could've. 639 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,836 Cream-filled, jelly. All that shit. 640 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,838 I tapped the lady that made the holes, 641 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,423 -you understand? -(LAUGHS) 642 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,925 Hi there. Good afternoon. Uh, before I take your order, 643 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:49,052 I wanna let you know that we do have a special today. 644 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,513 There's a fresh Maine lobster, and there's only a few left. 645 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,390 -JEFF: Oh! -SERVER: Drawn butter, lemon. 646 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:57,310 -I know who loves that. -Yeah, sounds pretty, pretty, 647 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,520 pretty good. 648 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,313 I'll take one, and could you go in and secure it for me, 649 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,481 so they don't get taken? 650 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,233 You got it. Absolutely. I'll be right back. 651 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:06,319 Dig this, after we eat lunch, I'm gonna go vote for the mayor, 652 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,488 so I don't have to wait on all those lines after. 653 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,031 Oh, yeah, that's not a bad idea. 654 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,324 RICHARD LEWIS: Someone wanna come with me? 655 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,827 I can't. I got a golf lesson. 656 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,829 Berman's widow took my time yesterday, 657 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:16,997 so I gotta do it today. 658 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,124 What was I gonna do? It's the widow, right? 659 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,667 Mr. David, I am so sorry. 660 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,627 I know you were interested in the lobster special, 661 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,337 but by the time I got back to the kitchen, 662 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,755 we only had one order left, 663 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:29,092 so we decided to give it to another diner. 664 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,052 -What? Who? -Um, Mrs. Berman. 665 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,138 I don't know if you know, she's a recent widow. 666 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,473 -But we have a lot of other delicious dishes-- -Wait a second. 667 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,392 -We have a-- -LARRY: That woman? 668 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,686 Uh, yes. Mrs. Berman, there in the black. 669 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:43,064 That's Ruth Berman! She's not the widow. 670 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,524 She's Berman's ex-wife. 671 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:45,984 They've been divorced for ten years. 672 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,444 She's as much a widow as I'm a widow. 673 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,279 Yeah. She took my golf lesson yesterday 674 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,822 by claiming she's a widow, 675 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,532 -and now she's got my lobster? -Yeah. 676 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,867 -RICHARD: Oh, boy... -It-- it's not right. 677 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,410 -Uh, sir-- -RICHARD: Oh, boy, there he goes. 678 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:56,661 He's off. This is good. 679 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,121 DINER: Yeah, we thought you wouldn't come. I'm so glad-- 680 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,748 -Ma'am? -Larry! 681 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,875 -How's the lobster? -It's wonderful. 682 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,251 -Oh! -You really should try it sometime. 683 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,212 -So happy to hear that. -RUTH BERMAN: Yeah. 684 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:08,256 -And how are you doing, Ruth? -Actually, not really well. 685 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,966 -LARRY: Aw. Yeah. -This experience of losing 686 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,301 -the love of my life... -Oh, yeah. 687 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,094 ...has been the hardest thing I've ever gone through. 688 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,555 -LARRY: It must be so awful. -You have no idea. 689 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,557 And yet you managed to have a... 690 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,684 golf lesson yesterday. 691 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,728 Saul would've wanted me to do that. 692 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,980 -Oh, absolutely. -He loved me, Larry. 693 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,732 And I adored this man. 694 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,067 -Oh, yeah. -You have no idea. 695 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,652 -I'm on to you, Ruth Berman. -(SCOFFS) 696 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,946 -You're saying you're a widow to get widow privileges. -(DINERS GASP) 697 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,864 -Okay? -I'm sorry, excuse me? 698 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,741 You're not a widow, okay? 699 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,618 You're the ex-wife of a dead man. 700 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,995 -Oh, please. -What's wrong with you? 701 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,372 She just lost her husband! 702 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,581 LARRY: Oh, she lost her husband? 703 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:42,999 She lost her husband when he caught her having 704 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,292 an affair with a tennis instructor. 705 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,794 -Excuse me? -LARRY: Oh, come on! Don't-- 706 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,254 -This is very painful, Larry. -(DINERS JEERING) 707 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,631 LARRY: Oh, yeah. Oh, please. What an actress! 708 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,634 -It's just like Saul. Oh, my... -LARRY: Give me a break! 709 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,553 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 710 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,851 Oh, boy, look at this. 711 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,312 Geez. 712 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,231 It's ridiculous. It's not even moving. 713 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,400 Yeah. I had to move my golf lesson 714 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,943 or I would've been here much earlier, 715 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:13,154 if not for this so-called widow. "Widow"! 716 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,406 Thank you for voting. 717 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,865 -Thank you for-- -Yeah, nah, no, thanks. 718 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,117 -I'm good. -Take the pin. 719 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,286 You know what? It makes a hole in, in my jacket. 720 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,663 -It's a thin pin. Yeah. -Thin pin? You give me that line? 721 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,373 -Yeah, let me show you. -I've used that line myself. 722 00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:26,668 No such thing as a thin pin, okay? It doesn't exist. 723 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,545 -Thin pin. -Didn't hurt. 724 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:30,046 -You happy? -POLL WORKER: Very happy. 725 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:34,092 Yeah. Hey, hey, everybody, I voted. Look. Look at me. 726 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:36,177 -Larry! -LARRY: Hey! 727 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,806 Hey, look at you! You changed your pin policy. 728 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,183 No, I didn't change my pin policy, I just... 729 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,019 I succumbed to pin pressure. 730 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,396 -I'm human. -ASA: Yeah. Well, listen, 731 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,981 I've been, uh, taking these glasses out 732 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,275 -for a little test run. -Yeah, I see. Look at that. 733 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,318 -Yeah. -They're no good. 734 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,861 We gotta get rid of the prop guy. 735 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,739 -Get rid of Stan? Okay... -Yeah. He's very difficult. 736 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,741 You know what? You're driving him crazy. 737 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,826 I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make art. 738 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:02,329 Yeah. Well, he's gonna have a nervous breakdown, 739 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,205 and it's gonna be real trauma, 740 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,374 not like the fake trauma that you went through. 741 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,459 -Wow. -LARRY: Okay? 742 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:08,793 Oh, that's where you're gonna go? 743 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,587 -It was real trauma. -Oh, yeah. 744 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,714 I suffered very, very real abuse. 745 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,632 Hey, what are you-- what are you doing? 746 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:15,800 -Larry, what are you doing? -Hey. 747 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:16,968 -Can I ask you a question? -Yeah. 748 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,136 -What's going on? -How old are you? 749 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:19,596 -Eighteen. -Eighteen? 750 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,848 If a woman who looks like this 751 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,516 was interested in you, what would you say? 752 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,851 Yeah, I'd... I'd like that. 753 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:27,437 And what if she, uh, touched you down there? 754 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,646 -Down there? -Yeah. 755 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,690 -Fuck yeah. -And what if she invited you 756 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,692 back to her apartment to have sex with her, 757 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,278 and then she gave you 400,000 dollars? 758 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,530 -Who wouldn't take that? -Yeah. Who wouldn't take that? 759 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,032 Sign me up. (CHUCKLES) 760 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,202 -Thank you. -Well... 761 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,995 is, is she here? When's this happening? 762 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,414 Don't be an idiot. No. Of course not. 763 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,794 (SCOFFS) Hey. 764 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,922 Can I ask you a personal question? 765 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,257 -VOTER: What? -Who are you voting for? 766 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,592 Reimenschneider. 767 00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,969 -You're voting for Reimenschneider? -VOTER: Yeah. 768 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,222 Hmm. I have a proposition for you. 769 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:05,850 I'm voting for Mayhew. We kinda cancel each other out. 770 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,185 You know, this line? 771 00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,728 Why don't we get the hell outta here? 772 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:13,274 -I like it. Yeah. -Huh? Yeah? Beautiful! Let's go. 773 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,528 -Pleasure. -Yeah. 774 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,447 ♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 775 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,449 (PIN CLATTERS) 776 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,414 Hi, everybody. Welcome back to KTLA 5's coverage 777 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,416 of election night across the Southland. 778 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,959 Let's take you now to Santa Monica, 779 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,087 where Jimmy Mayhew and the incumbent Jay Reimenschneider 780 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,006 are neck-and-neck at this point. Take a look at these numbers. 781 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,883 With 82 percent of the vote in, 782 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,761 only 89 votes separate these two candidates. 783 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,098 We're good. Yeah, we're good. We got this. 784 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,392 ANGELA: So, Larry, I hear 785 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,519 you're one of my husband's biggest supporters. 786 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:52,230 Councilwoman Irma tells me that you were out with her 787 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,315 -just really canvassing and... -Oh. 788 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,775 -...going and knocking on doors... -Enjoyed it. 789 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,944 -...and getting out the vote. -Enjoyed every moment of it. 790 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,279 Met some wonderful people. 791 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,738 And I think we changed come minds. 792 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,365 -IRMA: I think so too. -You know? 793 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,825 -So nice to catch up with you both. -Yes. 794 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,535 I'm gonna go check on Jimmy. All right, bye. 795 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,995 -You've got nothing to worry about. -(CHUCKLES) 796 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,288 It's gonna be great. 797 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,956 -He's got this. He's got this. -The groundswell is there. 798 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,875 -There's such a feeling going. -Totally. 799 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,334 Oh, isn't she lovely? 800 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,795 -Oh, yes, yes, so-- -They're just such lovely, 801 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,715 -lovely, lovely people, Angela. -Oh, lovely, so, so, lovely. 802 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,342 -And the family, they-- (SIGHS) -Oh, the family, my God. 803 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,887 -Those children are so polite. -Those kids. Have you ever seen 804 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,972 -kids so gorgeous in your life? -I know, they're gorgeous, 805 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,140 -and they helped out. -Oh, my God. 806 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:28,266 -Everyone was lovely. -Lovely. 807 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,268 Everyone was lovely. I gotta eat. 808 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,645 I gotta eat something. I'm so nervous, my-- 809 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:33,980 -(EXHALES) -(STOMACH GROANS) 810 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:37,025 I got a little... I gotta get rid of that gas bubble. 811 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,027 -You want a samosa? -No, thank you. 812 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,487 -Mini quiche? -Nah. 813 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,654 -Crudité? -No, thank you. 814 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,780 -IRMA: No? -No, I'm good. 815 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,240 -I don't want anything. -IRMA: All right. 816 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,325 Hey. 817 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,453 Hey. 818 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:51,039 So, you're dating the councilwoman now, huh? 819 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,541 I wouldn't say "dating." I would say, um, 820 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,502 you know, I'm, like, exploring the situation. 821 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,796 Really? You said she was the most obnoxious woman alive. 822 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:01,674 (EXHALES) I stand by that statement. 823 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,802 -SUSIE: Mm-hmm. -And yet for some reason... 824 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,639 I'm inexplicably drawn to that which repels me. 825 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,516 You're so full of shit. You're up to something. 826 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,892 -I know you too well. -No! 827 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:14,229 -What, I-- I can't find love? -(SCOFFS) Don't make me laugh. 828 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,356 -♪ (URGENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -NEWS ANCHOR: The results are in 829 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,150 for the Santa Monica mayoral contest, and wow. 830 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,611 With 100 percent of the precincts reporting, 831 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:23,404 the winner is Jay Reimenschneider. 832 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,114 -Oh, my God! -Oh, no! 833 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:29,035 With all precincts in now, it appears as if Mayhew lost by one vote. 834 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,620 -(ALL GASPING) -Oh, my God. 835 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,705 -SUPPORTER: Oh, no, no! -One vote? 836 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,374 -Oh! -NEWS ANCHOR: That's historical. 837 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,917 I'm not sure that's ever happened before. 838 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,670 Whatever lazy piece of shit didn't bother to vote 839 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,672 is gonna have a hard time sleeping tonight. 840 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:42,423 -How you lose by one vote? -I don't know. 841 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,134 -This is ridiculous. -So, if anybody out there 842 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,471 decided not to vote today for whatever reason, 843 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,640 you could've changed the future of our city. 844 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,350 SUSIE: So true. One vote makes a difference. 845 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,726 -IRMA: One vote! -SUSIE: This is why you... 846 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,479 -LARRY: It's outrageous! -How do you lose by one vote? 847 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,147 ASA: (SHOUTING) I know! 848 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,361 I know how we lost by one vote. 849 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:07,532 Larry David thought the line was too long, 850 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,700 so he didn't vote. 851 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,076 -(CROWD GASPING) -You didn't vote? 852 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,744 -Is that true, Larry? -What? 853 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,830 -SUSIE: You lazy shit! -No, that's not true, it's not true, it's not true. 854 00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,790 ASA: I watched the whole thing. 855 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:17,959 I watched you walk away from the line, 856 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,878 and throw your voting pin in the trash can. 857 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,964 -(CROWD GASPS) -ASA: Isn't that right, Larry? 858 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,966 All right, all right, let me explain what happened, okay? 859 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,636 -One damn vote. -No! Let me explain! Let me explain! 860 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,139 All the canvassing. I don't believe it. 861 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,099 I made a deal with a Reimenschneider voter. 862 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,851 You don't care about Santa Monica. 863 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,562 -You only care about yourself! -No! I made a deal! 864 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,647 The line was so long, so we both decided to leave, 865 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,650 because we would cancel each other out, so it didn't make a difference. 866 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,236 -Bullshit! I call bullshit. -Absolutely selfish. 867 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,031 The family is lovely, just lovely people. 868 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:50,783 Fry him! Fry him! Get him! 869 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:52,827 What's the difference who voted? 870 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:55,538 He would've lost anyway. It's not my fault. 871 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,833 It was that fucking widow, Ruth Berman! 872 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:03,713 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪