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♪ ("FROLIC"
BY LUCIANO MICHELINI PLAYING) ♪
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DON WINSTON JR: Larry, we are so
excited about this show. Right?
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-We've been talking about it...
-Cool.
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-...all week long.
-Is that so?
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All right, so just a little bit
of housekeeping right up front,
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uh, on the casting side
of things,
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you guys are pretty keen
on this particular young woman
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to play Marsha Lifshitz, right?
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-Uh, what's the...
-EXEC 2: Maria Sofia Estrada.
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Maria Sofia Estrada. Yeah.
Where'd you find her?
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Oh...
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-We couldn't find her on IMDB.
-Is she on TikTok?
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-Does she do theater?
-Does she do theater?
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(SCOFFS)
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Does she do theater!
You know what?
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Okay. Are you ready?
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-Yeah.
-LARRY DAVID: All right.
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A friend of mine,
his daughter goes to high school
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and they're doing a high school
production of Romeo and Juliet,
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and his daughter
was playing Mrs. Montague.
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He asked me if I wanted to go.
Sure, I'll go.
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I love theater. Okay? Sue me.
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What-- what-- what am I, crazy?
I just love it, you know?
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I just-- I sit there,
and I go, "Whoa!"
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It's theater, you know.
It's all alive. It's happening.
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But anyway, his daughter,
sorry to say,
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she just, you know,
didn't have it.
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-But..
-ALL: Mm?
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...the girl playing Juliet. Oh!
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My God, she was sensational.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Can you guys believe it?
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My daughter's gonna be the star
of Larry David's new show.
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(CUSTOMERS CHEERING)
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I mean, she was incredible.
I went backstage.
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I saw my friend's daughter.
I said, "Y--y--y-- very good,
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-where's Juliet?" You know.
-(LAUGHTER)
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And I went to find Juliet,
and she came in to audition.
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-She's like a discovery.
-Oh, so she read
for you already?
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-She read, yes.
-DON: Oh, wow.
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-Oh! The electricity
in the room, forget about it.
-Oh my God! Oh my God!
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I'd love to see the tape.
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Well...
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I, um, I did not tell you this.
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What?
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I accidentally
erased the tape yesterday.
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I know.
I've been hesitant to tell you.
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Oh, my God, Jeff,
why did you do that?
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-You fucking idiot.
-Yeah, I know.
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-You're a fucking idiot,
you know that?
-Can I tell you something?
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-It's all right.
-LARRY: Yeah.
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-I am. I am.
-You are.
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I am. I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm so sorry.
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So no tape? Okay. Um...
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Who told you the tape--
Who told you to futz with it?
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-Look, I got a little crazy.
-You got a little crazy.
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-What do you want from me?
-Yeah, shut up. Just shut up.
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Bit of a ray of sunshine then.
Um, we have a kid we think
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-is fantastic for Young Larry.
-Is that so?
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-Yeah. He's...
-Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Dylan O'Brien,
you guys know Dylan O'Brien?
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-Dylan O'Brien.
-EXEC 2: He's so hot right now.
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DON: He was in Teen Wolf.
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Uh, he's in the Maze Runner
trilogies.
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-We think he's Young Larry.
-Yeah.
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DON: Attaching someone
like Dylan,
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-this show goes
for a very long time.
-Uh-huh.
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So, look, he's in a band.
He's got a little pet project.
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It's Dylan O'Brien
and the Entrails.
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-You know.
-EXEC 2: They're great.
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Yeah. They are--
They're actually pretty good.
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And he plays guitar and drums.
Come to the show tomorrow,
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you know, bunch of
young people will be...
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-He's gonna be singing?
-Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna sing.
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If you're going, I'm going.
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-You going?
-So, you'll go?
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-Okay.
-Okay, great.
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Rock concert?
Can't stand rock concerts.
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This is pure torture for me,
honestly.
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So loud, you know?
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It's a nightclub. There's not
even gonna be places to sit.
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Exact-- and-- and we're gonna
have to go backstage
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and pretend that we liked it,
and it's...
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-Ow. What the--
-Who needs that shit?
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Geez.
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Fuckin' tooth is killing me,
man.
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-You got a good dentist?
-He retired.
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He did? I got the guy for you.
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-LARRY: Really?
-Dr. Thanapapalous.
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-He's fantastic.
-Well, maybe I'll go to him.
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You gotta go to him.
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However, if you do go,
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uh, there's a young lady
named Angie.
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Uh, great girl. Great hygienist.
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(SIGHS) I got her pregnant.
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And, uh, she got an abortion.
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-And, uh, yeah.
-Wow.
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-Wow. Sorry. Holy cow.
-(GROANS)
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-One big headache.
-You paid for the abortion?
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-Of course I paid
for the abortion.
-LARRY: Yeah, of course.
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(SIGHS)
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Geez.
What are you supposed to do?
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She's beautiful,
flirted with me.
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-What am I gonna do?
-What do you got
going for you?
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I don't get it.
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By the way,
I don't question it.
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-So that's over now?
-Yeah. We're not dating anymore.
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All right.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Pee before you leave,
that's my credo.
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It's a good credo.
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♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(LARRY GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
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♪ (MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY) ♪
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(ZIPPER OPENS)
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♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOS) ♪
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(KNOCKING)
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DON: Come on in. Hey.
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-Sorry to interrupt.
-No, no. Not at all.
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-We were talking about you.
-(EXECS CHUCKLING)
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I just wanted to let you know
that I was using
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-the, uh, the unisex bathroom.
-Yeah.
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The toilet seat
does not stay up.
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-Oh, I'm sorry about that.
-You know, I was climbing
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-on the rim, okay?
-Oh. Oh.
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Then I was holding it up
with my foot
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because that thing
can't come down in midstream
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'cause, you know, I don't have
the urethral discipline
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I had when I was a youth.
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-You know? So...
-(ALL LAUGHING)
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But it beat the alternative,
which is sitting,
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pants on the floor,
you know what?
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Those pants go right
in the incinerator.
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I swear to you, if those pants
touch that floor,
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I'm going home in my underwear.
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-(LAUGHTER)
-That's fantastic.
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-Anyway--
-Yeah. I-- I-- you know what?
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Thank you for bringing it
to our attention.
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-I will talk to maintenance.
-You'll talk to maintenance?
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Absolutely.
You got it. We're on it.
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Okay, you go back
to your business.
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-All right, take care.
-DON: Okay.
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-DON: Thanks, Larry.
-EXEC: Bye, Larry.
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And you're going to Asia
with this guy?
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You don't even know him
from a hole in the wall.
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I like adventure.
New places. New man.
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-I don't know.
-See new things. Fuck yeah.
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-MARY FERGUSON: Yeah.
-I call her Deuce. Number two.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-Mary Ferguson Two.
-That's right.
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By the way,
let me give you a little tip.
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-MARY: Okay. Okay.
-Okay?
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-You're gonna be with this guy?
-MARY: Yeah?
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Don't walk into any glass doors.
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-I'll try not to.
-(LAUGHS)
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Okay. Well, I'm still hungry.
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-My steak was amazing. So good.
-Are you gonna finish it?
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Uh, no, I'm gonna save that
for my dog.
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Oh.
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Can I have some?
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Uh, no, I'm gonna give it
to my dog.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-I can't have a piece of that?
-No, taking it in a doggie bag.
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LEON: Right now, that dog
is sitting home anticipating
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a doggie bag coming home.
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They're not expecting five
slices. Got five slices there.
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What if you brought home
three slices and gave me two,
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would that kill anybody?
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No, I'm gonna take it all
for my dog.
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Humans should take precedence
over an animal.
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But pets should take precedence
over someone I just met.
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-So you're not gonna
give me any?
-No.
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-Okay.
-Makes sense to me.
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You know what makes sense to me?
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If you wanna give
your dog all your steak,
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perhaps...
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perhaps you should pay for it.
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Wow.
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-Wow?
-Wow.
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No, no, no. That's not "wow".
This is wow.
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No, asking me to pay. Wow. Wow.
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No, no, no.
Dog over man. That's the wow.
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No, it's, um, "Oh, I want you
to pay for this meal."
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-That's a wow.
-Yeah. No, no.
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"I'm gonna give my dog
five slices of my steak
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-and not this guy." Wow.
-MARY: Oh, oh--
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-That's wow.
-"Oh, you should pay
for the bill,"
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-yeah, no, that's wow.
"Go pay for the bill."
-Oh, no. Wow. Wow.
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-I got the wow.
-I got the wow.
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BOTH: That's not the wow!
That's not the wow!
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That's not the wow!
That's not the wow!
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So listen, I don't know
what to make of this.
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Angie told me
she's having complications
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-and she needs more money.
-From the abortion? Jesus.
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-Wow.
-What complications?
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Man, oh, man, that sounds a--
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That sounds a tad suspicious.
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She might be taking
complete advantage of me.
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How are you supposed to know?
She could say anything.
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Right. That's why
you're on a secret mission.
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When you're at the dentist,
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you need to find out
what's going on.
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So when you go there,
keep an eye out.
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-SUSIE GREENE: Hey, Jeff?
-Oh, you know,
but you say he's good.
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But that touchdown
wasn't a touchdown.
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-No, no.
-No way.
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-Hey, what are you doing here?
-Oh, we got to go, uh,
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see that kid play at a concert.
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-The young actor--
-Oh, the actor for the show.
-LARRY: Yeah. Yeah.
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-We got the new towels. Fluffy.
-Oh, they're beautiful.
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Feel this, new fluffy towels.
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-Not like your ratty old towels.
-What?
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What'd you say about my towels?
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I said not like
your ratty old towels.
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Ratty towels?
I have ratty towels?
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Well, it's just a fact, Larry--
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It's not a fact,
my towels are not ratty.
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Well, don't take such offense.
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We get new towels
every few years.
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You need to get some new towels.
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No, you're wrong.
I don't need new towels.
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Towels are better
when they're washed
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over and over again,
like a pair of jeans.
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-They dry you a lot better.
-Okay.
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They're aged.
Because new doesn't dry.
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You pat dry, I rub dry.
That's the difference.
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You wanna keep patting dry,
you have the rest of your life,
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go pat dry,
because you don't know
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the pleasures of a rub dry.
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Well, you know
I love the fluffy towel.
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-SUSIE: You love a fluffy.
-Oh, my God.
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But when I wanna do a quick dry,
and thorough,
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I'd love to have
some aged towels.
234
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-Can we keep a couple aged?
-All right, you see what
you're doing now?
235
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You're turning him
against my nice new towels.
236
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-I didn't need your butt-insky.
-All right, come on.
We better go.
237
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SUSIE: We're not keeping
the old towels!
238
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♪ (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
239
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Can I get a champagne, please?
240
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Oh, my Lord. Look at this.
Look who's here.
241
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-What?
-Fancy meeting you here.
242
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I know. How's it going?
243
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-Good. What are you doing here?
-I came to watch Dylan.
244
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My friend Anne is his publicist,
245
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so I've known him
for a very long ti--
246
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What are you doing here?
247
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We're scouting
this, uh, Dylan O'Brien,
248
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maybe he's gonna be
in our show.
249
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Oh. Well, it's fun
to be here, right?
250
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,625
-It's kind of seedy.
-LARRY: Yeah.
251
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A little ratty,
like your towels.
252
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What?
253
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When I say ratty,
I think of your towels.
254
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(SCOFFS)
255
00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:08,291
Like my towels?
Ratty like my towels?
256
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,875
Did Susie talk to you
about my towels? Huh?
257
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I'm just saying
your towels are old and ratty.
258
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-That's all I'm saying.
-Did Susie say that
259
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-to you recently, huh?
-Does it matter?
I'm just saying.
260
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Don't talk about my towels,
261
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and don't say they're ratty,
'cause they're not ratty.
262
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-Don't say the word ratty?
-No, don't say the word ratty.
263
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,750
Don't use them
in your analogies anymore
264
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if something is ratty.
265
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A ratty towel has holes in it
266
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and you use it
to-- to clean up vomit.
267
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So let's just agree to disagree.
268
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No, I don't agree to disagree.
269
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I disagree to disagree,
and I don't wanna hear it again.
270
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
I love you, Dylan! Whoo!
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-Enjoy the show. We'll see you.
-CHERYL DAVID: You too.
273
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♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Let's go!
275
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(SINGING)
♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
276
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♪ I'm gonna eat
A lot of peaches ♪
277
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♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
278
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♪ I'm gonna eat me
A lot of peaches ♪
279
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♪ Oh, peaches come from a can ♪
280
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♪ They were put there by a man ♪
281
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♪ In a factory downtown... ♪
282
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I mean, what else did we expect?
283
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,333
-It's intolerable.
-My ears are bleeding.
284
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,875
This is really one of the worst
experiences of my life,
285
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I'm not exaggerating.
286
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♪ Some sulking vultures
In the shade ♪
287
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Oh no, drums.
288
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♪ (DRUMS CRASHING) ♪
289
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(SINGING)
♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
290
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♪ I'm gonna eat me
A lot of peaches ♪
291
00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,333
♪ I'm moving to the country... ♪
292
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Thank you. Holy shit.
293
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(SINGING)
♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
294
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♪ I'm gonna eat me
A lot of peaches... ♪
295
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(MUFFLED SINGING)
296
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(MUFFLED) He's eating
a lot of peaches!
297
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He's...
298
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♪ With a rotting peach
In my vest ♪
299
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♪ I'm dreaming about you
Woman... ♪
300
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,375
(MUFFLED SINGING)
301
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♪ And it was a big time
It's a small space ♪
302
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DYLAN O'BRIEN:
The last peaches verse,
I think, best we've ever done.
303
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And we--
and we're gonna run with it.
304
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,416
-Hey!
-This fucking guy!
305
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,833
-What's going on?
-That was fantastic!
306
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,458
-Is that so?
-Oh, my God. We loved it.
307
00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:07,750
It was amazing.
308
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,958
Oh, I was clapping and swaying
and clapping and swaying.
309
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,583
(MUFFLED) You have no idea
how much that means to me.
310
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,416
I'm so emotional.
It makes me connected to you.
311
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,958
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry.
312
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,166
What are you, uh...
You got, like, hearing aids?
313
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,041
You got fucking tissue
in your ear.
314
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,958
-Is that to block sound? No?
-Oh!
315
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:26,083
-Oh! (LAUGHS) Look at that!
-Can you believe?
316
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,750
-"Hey, loved the show.
Loved the show."
-Oh, my God, look at that.
317
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,666
"Loved it so much,
I put fucking tissue in my ear."
318
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,041
-No, no, no--
-Definitely not in there
319
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,583
to block the sound out
of the show?
320
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,750
-Don't wanna hear it.
-Oh, no. There was a guy
321
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,125
standing behind me.
322
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,250
-Huh.
-So loud...
323
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,916
-Screaming in my ear.
-Screaming in the ear.
324
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,375
And he was drowning out
the show.
325
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,916
-DYLAN: Okay.
-And this way, I was able
326
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,541
to drown him out
and still get the essence.
327
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,875
I think you're full of shit
a little bit.
328
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:50,291
To tell you the truth,
it was a tad loud for us, okay?
329
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,916
All right.
See, that's all you got to say.
330
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,791
We don't get music.
It's not our thing.
331
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,791
-DYLAN: Okay.
-We're-- You know,
we want you for your acting.
332
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,333
All right. Listen, I'll give
you one more shot.
333
00:12:58,416 --> 00:12:59,625
You say you're a fan
of my acting?
334
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,000
-Yeah. Yeah.
-What performance of mine
335
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,291
really resonated with you?
336
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,750
-Of your acting?
-Yeah.
337
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,333
Oh, you know, the-- the--
338
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,333
-What have you seen?
-I've seen, uh...
339
00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:10,791
-You like the show?
-You know, the one
where you were
340
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,500
-in the kitchen cooking.
-Yeah?
341
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,041
-The boat movie.
-The boat movie.
342
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,041
-The boat movie.
-Yeah. There's no boat.
343
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,666
-There's no kitchen.
-You never cooked
344
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,375
-chicken alfredo with a friend?
-DYLAN: No.
345
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,875
See, my art means a lot to me.
346
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,041
-Okay?
-JEFF GREENE: Uh-huh.
347
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,750
Something I do out there
every time is profound.
348
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,208
Did you write
that "Peaches" song?
349
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,083
No. Technically I didn't write
the "Peaches" song.
350
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,375
LARRY: Huh. Okay.
351
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,416
What would prompt a person
to sing such an idiotic song?
352
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,208
Because the way it's aged
20 years later,
353
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,916
don't you see
how relevant it is now?
354
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,125
-No, I don't.
-Okay.
355
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,916
-See, I can take the honesty.
-Yeah. You can take it.
356
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,333
-I can take criticism, you know?
-Of course. Yeah.
You should be able to.
357
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,083
-What great artist couldn't?
-Name one who could.
358
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,708
-I'll tell you what.
You're looking at him.
-Yeah?
359
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,750
-You want the straight dope?
-Give it to me. I promise you.
360
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,291
I can take it.
I'm ready to grow.
361
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,500
-In two words...
-Yeah.
362
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,916
-...it stunk.
-Go fuck yourself.
363
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,333
I thought you said
you could take it.
364
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,125
You think that you've got a shot
in hell at me doing the show?
365
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,041
-No, no, no.
-Listen,
366
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,250
-let's just cut the cord, okay?
-Okay, yeah.
367
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,750
I'm a kind person, all right?
368
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,375
I'm a very peaceful guy.
Dogs are my life, right?
369
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,750
I started a restaurant
where you can sit
370
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,750
and eat a meal with your dog
next to you outside.
371
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,125
-First of its kind.
-You didn't start the first one.
372
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,833
-I see people sitting outdoor--
-Show me one place.
373
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,916
Name one, name one other
restaurant that does that.
374
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,583
Where you can
bring your dog outside.
375
00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:17,416
Burger King.
376
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,916
-I gotta be honest.
-LARRY: Yeah?
377
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,125
I took an edible
as soon as the show ended,
378
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,666
and it's really
starting to kick in,
379
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,958
so I kind of need to get
in my zone right now.
380
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,083
-Do some yoga, do some MDMA.
-LARRY: Okay. Yeah. Got it.
381
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,041
You sure you didn't take
that edible before the show?
382
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,625
-Get the fuck out, okay?
-Okay. Sure.
383
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,791
DON: I got a call
from his manager, Larry,
384
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,500
and, um, Dylan was offended.
385
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,041
-Ah.
-DON: Yeah.
386
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,791
Dylan is someone,
as I said before,
387
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,958
that we are very high on
at the network.
388
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:47,375
I'm not sure, after the
conversations that we've had,
389
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:50,666
that this show
works without Dylan.
390
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,958
You know what? I like the kid.
-He's great, right?
391
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,333
I liked his personality.
392
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,333
-Very charming. Funny.
-DON: Great.
393
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,916
Qualities I think I had
when I was a young man, right?
394
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,416
I think he's a perfect fit
for the show.
395
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,166
I see him as Young Larry!
396
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,833
-So do we, so do we.
-(EXECS AGREEING)
397
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:06,916
So what I think
would be appropriate
398
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,333
is, um, you know, some sort
of apology, some sort of...
399
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,458
-I will apologize.
-DON: Fantastic.
400
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,583
See that palm?
401
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:15,583
That's what he's gonna be
eating out of very soon.
402
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,916
(LAUGHTER)
403
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,250
DON: Well, I'm glad
to hear you say that
404
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,791
because if we can land someone
like Dylan, you know,
405
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,250
that helps us work
with your unknown,
406
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,416
-Maria Sofia Estrada.
-Maria Sofia.
407
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,833
Which you guys
are still leaning towards?
408
00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:29,791
-Absolutely.
-Oh! Oh, my God.
409
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,333
That performance...
410
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:32,583
We were wondering, um,
411
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,666
because it came up
from our morning meeting,
412
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:38,000
would she, uh...
Would she go back on tape?
413
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,958
They wanna see tape, huh?
You wanna see tape?
414
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,083
-EXEC 2: Yeah.
-We'd love to.
415
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,875
-We'll get you tape!
-Great!
416
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:45,416
Get out of here.
Of course, we'll get you tape.
417
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,041
-That would be great.
-Unfortunately...
418
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:51,625
can't do it right away,
because she's out of town, so...
419
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,916
We can send her equipment.
We can get her a tripod.
420
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,500
-DON: She can shoot on a phone.
-Yeah, her iPhone's fine.
421
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,500
Very busy, very busy.
She's too busy.
422
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,500
Did she get a gig,
is she on set someplace?
423
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,708
No, no. She's, uh,
she's doing, um,
424
00:16:02,791 --> 00:16:05,000
-Habitat for Humanity
-Habitat for Humanity.
425
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,875
-Oh. Wow.
-Well, good for her. Wow.
426
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,000
-That's commendable.
-LARRY: Pretty great, right?
427
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,416
Where's she doing that?
428
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,916
-In New Mexico. Yeah.
-Oh, wow.
429
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,041
Uh, why there?
430
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,291
Well, it's close to Mexico.
431
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:21,166
And, uh, she's got family
across the border
432
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:26,333
and, um, they like the fact
that she's working nearby.
433
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,083
Okay. Well, you know,
as soon as she's free,
434
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,500
we'd love to get her back
on tape, and that would, um...
435
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,375
-That would-- That would--
-All right. Well, thank you.
436
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,958
-DON: Yeah. Thank you guys--
-Oh, you know, um...
437
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,916
Just... one more thing
before we go.
438
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Yeah.
439
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,208
I used that unisex bathroom
before the meeting.
440
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:43,916
-Mm-hmm.
-LARRY: And I noticed
441
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,958
that the seat,
it's still not staying up.
442
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:47,875
Oh.
443
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:50,250
Did you talk
to the maintenance guy?
444
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,875
Uh, yeah, I did,
right after we spoke.
445
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,083
Hm. You know, it's an odd thing.
446
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,083
'Cause those maintenance guys,
they're usually right on it,
447
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,458
you tell them something,
they do it right away,
448
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:01,583
especially from, you know,
the big-- the big cheese.
449
00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:03,375
It's a big building.
(LAUGHS) You know?
450
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,708
Lots of, uh... Lots of things.
451
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,250
-All right. Sounds good.
-DON: Yeah.
452
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,875
-Okay. Yeah.
-All right. Great.
453
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,791
JEFF: So are you gonna apologize
to the actor?
454
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,375
Apology? I don't think
that's gonna cut it.
455
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,375
Nope. Got to come up
with something different.
456
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,875
Yeah. Something...
457
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,666
-Big. Good. Yeah.
-Something... Something...
Something interesting.
458
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,708
Julio, hi!
459
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,458
-How are ya?
-Good.
460
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,833
Julio works in the building
where my dentist's office is.
461
00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:27,583
Oh, yeah?
And you also work here?
462
00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,666
-Yes, sir.
-Oh, you spoke to Don Jr.
463
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,541
about the toilet seat
that, uh, won't stay up?
464
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:35,125
No. No one said anything
about a broken toilet seat.
465
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,125
Don Jr. didn't talk to you
about a toilet seat
466
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,875
on the sixth floor bathroom
that won't stay up?
467
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,958
Nobody's talked to me about
a toilet that doesn't stay up.
468
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,583
Maybe he spoke to somebody else?
469
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,875
If it was broken,
they would speak to me,
470
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,583
'cause I fix everything
in the building.
471
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,416
Why would he tell me
he spoke to you when he didn't?
472
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,458
Junior.
473
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,208
Fucking Junior!
474
00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:00,083
LARRY: I notice you got
arrival time here.
475
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,583
Why do you need arrival time?
476
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:04,250
I can see appointment time,
but the arrival time,
477
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,708
-that I don't get.
-Just standard policy.
478
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:09,708
-Can I be honest with you?
-Sure.
479
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:13,041
If my arrival time
was after my appointment time,
480
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,666
I think I would lie
about the arrival time.
481
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,000
Why would you lie?
482
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,208
I don't know. I'd feel like
I'm not being a good patient.
483
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,791
We just like to keep track
of things.
484
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,625
Yeah, keep track of what
an uncooperative patient I am.
485
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,000
Are you?
486
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,791
Well, I'm saying hypothetically,
I could be,
487
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,541
but you'd never know, because I
would lie about it anyway.
488
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,583
If you could just put down
your arrival time.
489
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,666
Here's the Wilson file
for you, okay?
490
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,125
-Thanks, Angie.
-Yeah, of course.
491
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,250
-Angie?
-Hmm?
492
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,083
I'm Larry David,
I'm a friend of Jeff Greene.
493
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,916
He's the one who recommended me
to come here.
494
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,416
-Oh, Jeff's so cool.
-LARRY: Yeah.
495
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,583
-Love Jeff.
-ANGIE: Yeah.
496
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:45,875
So I guess I'll see you
in a minute in the back.
497
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,083
-Okay.
-ANGIE: Okay.
498
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,916
RECEPTIONIST: Oh, I love
those earrings.
499
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,375
-They're new.
-RECEPTIONIST:
Are they diamonds?
500
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,541
-ANGIE: Yes, they are!
-Means they're expensive.
501
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,000
ANGIE: I know, I treated myself.
502
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,375
And I don't wanna feel guilty
about that.
503
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,500
-You shouldn't. No.
-I shouldn't. And I won't.
504
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,958
RECEPTIONIST: I like that.
505
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,083
(PHONE RINGING)
506
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,750
RECEPTIONIST:
West Side Dental group.
507
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:05,916
You took the middle?
508
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:12,166
♪ (GREEK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKER) ♪
509
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,416
DR. THANAPAPALOUS:
Okay, Mr. David.
510
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,333
How we doing?
We taking good care, huh?
511
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,458
-Oh, I'm having such a blast.
-(THANAPAPALOUS LAUGHS)
512
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,166
I wish I could come every day.
513
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,625
Somehow, I don't believe you.
514
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,041
-(LAUGHS)
-Let me ask you something.
515
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,750
And please, don't take this
the wrong way.
516
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,500
How does it feel to know that
nobody wants to see you?
517
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,750
Well, they probably have
problems with other dentists,
518
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,291
but once they come here,
they wanna come back.
519
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,750
Everybody comes back
to this one.
520
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,708
I know, but they don't want
to come back.
521
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:41,250
Okay. Whatever you say, then.
Let's get down to work, okay?
522
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,541
All right. So we just made
the impression, so now...
523
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,375
-ANGIE: Everything looks good...
-♪ (GREEK MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
524
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,041
THANAPAPALOUS:
...make you a temporary crown.
You listening to me?
525
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,875
And then you come back
in a week,
526
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,708
and we'll put the permanent in,
and that's it.
527
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,916
And then you don't have to
see me anymore! (LAUGHS)
528
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,875
No hard foods, no hard candy,
taffy, things like that.
529
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:59,125
-Chewing on apples, okay?
-♪ (GREEK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
530
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,541
Now, let me just take a look
at your X-rays.
531
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,666
ANGIE: No. I'm serious.
Four and a half years,
532
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,541
I've not taken
a single day off.
533
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,416
So I deserve like, honestly,
like a six-month long vacation.
534
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,291
I haven't even taken
a Saturday off...
535
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,458
♪ (GREEK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
536
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,583
-ANGIE: I try and eat healthy...
-Could you do me a favor?
537
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,666
THANAPAPALOUS: Sure. What?
538
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,041
Could you turn
the music down, please?
539
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,791
You want me to turn down
the Greek music?
540
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,125
-Yeah.
-This is a Greek office.
541
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,333
Yeah, I understand.
542
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:26,291
But still, it just--
it feels wrong here.
543
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,541
It's the music of my ancestors.
544
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:31,166
Yeah. Not necessarily the music
of your patients, though.
545
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,250
Oh, well, I'm so sorry
I offended you.
546
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,333
You're not offending me.
547
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,750
I just-- I'm just asking you
to turn it down.
548
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:36,916
You're coming into my office,
549
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,250
and you're telling me
what to do.
550
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,708
I'm not telling you,
I'm asking you.
551
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,708
What? Does this really bother
you that much?
552
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,500
-Don't take it personally.
-Well, I am!
553
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,833
You come in here and you tell me
you don't like the music,
554
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:48,750
that it's annoying to you,
that you don't like Greek music?
555
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,250
-Yeah.
-You don't like it? Go.
556
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,541
You wanna leave? Okay.
We're done here. Fyge!
557
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,583
-You're kicking me out?
-Yes, I'm kicking you out.
558
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:57,666
-Fine. Good.
-Okay, good. We're done.
559
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,583
But you didn't finish!
You gotta put the crown in.
560
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,500
I can't-- I-- I--
My mouth is no good!
561
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,333
I don't give a skatá
about your crown!
562
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,166
And you were late, anyway.
563
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,125
Maláka!
564
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:11,458
♪ (GREEK MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪
565
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,958
-(VACUUM WHIRRING)
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
566
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,041
-Julio?
-Yeah. Yes, sir.
567
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,125
-Boy, you really get around!
-(LAUGHS)
568
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,291
So let me ask you something.
569
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,750
Don Jr. still hasn't
spoken to you?
570
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:29,125
No. And I was there yesterday.
On his floor.
571
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,291
Well... (SIGHS)
572
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:32,791
I just-- I don't know
what to say.
573
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,833
I mean, it's-- it's remarkable.
574
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:37,625
-Yep.
-Junior, Don Jr.
575
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:38,750
Have a good day.
576
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,583
Asshole.
577
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,125
LARRY: So the music is blaring.
578
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,333
Going to the dentist,
it's excruciating enough
579
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:49,125
without hearing that music.
That makes it ten times worse.
580
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,041
That Greek music is
very specific.
581
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,208
You know what I mean?
I put that shit in the category
582
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,833
of that fucking Feta cheese.
You gotta be into that shit.
583
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,750
-Do you like Feta cheese?
-No. Fuck that.
584
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,208
I don't think
mice like that shit.
585
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:02,000
What you should do is this,
you send that email
586
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,375
before you go to the dentist.
587
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,125
You know? Let them know
what you wanna hear.
588
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,750
What kind of music
does your dentist play?
589
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,416
He plays what the fuck
I tell him to play.
590
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,791
It's like playlist courtesy.
591
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,708
But what do you generally listen
to on the chair?
592
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:16,916
One, stripper music,
or two, bossa nova. See?
593
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,791
-One is for taking off
your clothes.
-Mmm.
594
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,375
And one is for putting
clothes on.
595
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:22,083
-I like bossa nova.
-I love bossa nova.
596
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,833
-Brazilian, you know? Yeah.
-Ooh.
597
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:25,333
-I love that music.
-Hi, guys.
598
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,750
-LEON: Hey!
-Hi, honey.
599
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,208
-How you doing?
-(BABBLING)
600
00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,416
How you doing? All right.
601
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,875
So you have everything you need
for taking care of him?
602
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,583
Oh, yeah.
We're gonna have a good time.
603
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,583
What? What do you mean?
604
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:35,833
What do you mean,
taking care of him?
605
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,583
I'm gonna be taking care
of the dog for a few days
606
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,625
while she does
the little job thing.
607
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:41,708
The dog's staying here
for a few days?
608
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:43,083
-Yeah.
-Are you serious?
609
00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:44,416
You don't think
you could have asked me?
610
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,041
You guys are gonna have
so much fun.
611
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,250
You're gonna say, "The whole
time you were in Asia,
612
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,208
I wanna take care
of Angel Muffin."
613
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,375
-Who? What?
-Angel Muffin.
614
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,083
-Angel Muffin?
-MARY FERGUSON: Yeah.
615
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,875
-Angel Muffin?
-Yes.
616
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,416
That's her name? Angel Muffin?
617
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,583
His name.
618
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:02,625
Him. Him?
You named a male Angel Muffin?
619
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,625
-MARY: I did. I did.
-Why?
620
00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:07,541
Because when I saw him
at the rescue, that's the name
621
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,208
that popped into my head,
Angel Muffin.
622
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,166
There's no gender
to angels or muffins.
623
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,500
You gotta be kidding.
624
00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:16,166
That's like a-- a five-year-old
would name their dog that.
625
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,041
-You're gonna fall in love
with this damn dog too.
-You are.
626
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,666
I could never say that name
out loud.
627
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:20,791
Never. It's too humiliating.
628
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,791
I would never
shout out that name
629
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,250
under any circumstances.
630
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,916
Well, you have to,
that's all he responds to.
631
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,083
-LEON: Angel Muffin!
-MARY: Come say hi to Larry.
632
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,250
Angel Muffin. See?
633
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,750
LEON: You can't just
call a dog anything,
634
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:31,875
motherfucker won't turn around.
635
00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:33,916
Hey, hey.
Stop scratching the pillow!
636
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,458
What's going on here? Hey. Hey!
637
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,041
Angel Muffin, stop.
638
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,333
LEON: See, you gotta say
Angel Muffin first,
639
00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:43,333
-then you say stop.
-Angel Muffin, off the couch.
640
00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:44,750
That's it. Easy.
641
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,750
Oh, by the way, how did the dog
enjoy the steak?
642
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:49,333
He didn't, actually.
It made him really sick.
643
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:51,625
-Oh.
-Yeah. He's been throwing up.
644
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,333
Wait a second.
Throwing up? Where?
645
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,625
All over the place.
646
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:56,333
Well, what's he doing
in the house?
647
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:57,750
-Get him out of the house!
-It'll be fine.
648
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:58,833
I don't want the dog
in the house.
649
00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:01,125
-(ANGEL MUFFIN RETCHING)
-What the fuck?
650
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:03,666
Oh, Angel Muffin.
How are you doing?
651
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:04,750
(RETCHING CONTINUES)
652
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,333
-MARY: He's sick. He's sick.
-What? Come on!
653
00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:09,166
I told you! Look at that!
654
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,541
Oh, poor baby.
655
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,666
Angel Muffin, up!
656
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,208
-(ANGEL MUFFIN BARKS)
-Oh, look at that.
657
00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:16,458
Now this is how your towels
should feel.
658
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,208
Ooh.
659
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,541
Okay. So, Angie the hygienist.
What do you got for me?
660
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:25,916
I know she was showing off
these new diamond earrings.
661
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,875
And she said,
"Well, I'm treating myself."
662
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:30,291
-She's treating herself.
-Yeah, treating herself.
663
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,000
-(CLAPS) With your money.
-With my money.
664
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:35,625
Also, I heard something about
how she never took a day off.
665
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,583
-Who doesn't take a day off
for an abortion?
-Yeah.
666
00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:39,875
How do you get an abortion
then clean someone's teeth
667
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,875
-in the same day?
-Not unless you're a sociopath.
668
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,333
You might be getting taken.
669
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:46,791
But the thing is, I don't know.
And I wanna do what's right.
670
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:49,125
-Exactly.
-We need definitive proof.
671
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,750
You know what we need?
Private detective.
672
00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:52,833
You know who we need?
Mr. Barnaby Jones.
673
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:54,500
Is this big enough
for him to take?
674
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:55,541
Oh, most definitely.
675
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,500
-Going into the office...
-Yeah.
676
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,416
"Mr. Jones, here's our problem."
677
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,458
-Yeah.
-(LAUGHS)
678
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,208
No, you want Barnaby Jones
on this case.
679
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:04,000
-Thank you so very much.
-WAITER: You're so welcome.
680
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,666
-LARRY: Thank you.
-Hello, hello, hello!
681
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:06,958
-JEFF: Hey, hey, hey.
-LARRY: Hey, hey.
682
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,750
-You started already?
-Yeah.
683
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,166
Oh, God, you couldn't wait?
684
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,750
Now what kind of behavior
is that?
685
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,208
Who wants to wait?
What's the point?
686
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:16,125
What is this meshugaas I'm
hearing with you at the dentist?
687
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,250
What the hell happened?
688
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,333
By the way, you could've
warned me about the music.
689
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,083
-SUSIE: Jeff loves it.
-I tune it out.
690
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,333
But listen, you gotta
talk to him for me,
691
00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:24,583
because I-- I need the--
692
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:26,166
He's got the crown.
I need the crown.
693
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,541
I'll work it.
Don't worry about it.
694
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:28,708
-Thank you.
-I'll work it.
695
00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:30,541
Oh, you ran into Cheryl,
I heard.
696
00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:33,833
Yeah. What are you talking
about my towels to Cheryl for?
697
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:35,333
Well, I thought Cheryl
would be interested.
698
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:37,125
-Interested? Why? Who cares?
-In that the towels
699
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,000
went downhill
since she lived with you.
700
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,416
Stop gossiping about my towels.
701
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,875
-They're none of your business.
-All right!
702
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,208
And you know what?
I'm getting new towels now,
703
00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:45,416
and I'm gonna make them ratty,
704
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,000
and in ten years,
you're gonna see
705
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:49,000
-some great towels.
-You're getting new towels,
706
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,291
you're gonna make them ratty,
how?
707
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,708
You wash and you wash
and you wash,
708
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,208
and then you hit 'em
against a rock,
709
00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:55,375
you hit 'em against the rock,
and then you age your towels,
710
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:57,583
until I get it right,
but it takes years.
711
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,291
You got a big rock
in your backyard?
712
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,125
Yes, yes.
I have a rock in my backyard.
713
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,500
And you use it for aging towels?
714
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:03,625
Aging towels, yes.
715
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:05,125
You know what,
if your towels weren't so ratty,
716
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,583
I wouldn't have to talk
about them.
717
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,875
You wanna talk about me? Fine.
718
00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,916
You wanna talk
about my relationships? Fine.
719
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,958
Do not discuss my towels.
720
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:15,250
So what's going on
with the casting and everything?
721
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:16,875
-Everything good?
-Oh, yeah.
722
00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:20,250
We got to figure out what to do
about this Dylan O'Brien.
723
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,333
We need to somehow apologize,
724
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,083
but that's not gonna do
anything.
725
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,166
-So maybe a gift.
-What kind of gift?
726
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,666
-I don't know. I don't know.
-What does he like?
727
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,000
I don't know what he likes.
728
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,666
I know nothing except that
he likes dogs, which we know.
729
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:34,041
Yeah, we know he likes dogs.
730
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:36,125
JEFF: He's just crazy
about dogs.
731
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,500
Loves them.
He can't get enough of dogs.
732
00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:40,375
♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
733
00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:42,333
-How do you do?
-(ANGEL MUFFIN PANTING)
734
00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:44,625
LARRY: Who's such a good doggy?
735
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,750
Who's such a good boy?
736
00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:49,250
-Who's a good boy?
-Larry?
737
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,125
-Hey.
-DYLAN: Hey.
738
00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,875
What are you doing at my place?
739
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:57,333
Oh! Oh, this is the place
you were telling me about.
740
00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:00,291
-Yeah. Yeah. It's my restaurant.
-Oh, wow.
741
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:01,500
What do you got--
Are you walking a dog?
742
00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:04,333
Oh, do I have a dog!
I sure do. Look at this guy.
743
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:05,333
DYLAN: Oh, wow.
744
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:06,750
You didn't mention
that you had a dog.
745
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,458
No, I've had him
about two and a half years.
746
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,875
He a rescue or you get him--
You didn't get him
from a breeder, right?
747
00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,333
-No. A literal rescue.
-Oh.
748
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:15,708
Crazy story.
I'm walking down 26th Street,
749
00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:19,375
and I hear this whimper
coming from a dumpster.
750
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,500
That's so fucked up.
751
00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:22,416
I go over there,
and I hear the whimper again.
752
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,041
-It gets louder.
-He's scared.
753
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:27,583
I dive into that dumpster.
It was disgusting.
754
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,500
I had ravioli all over me.
755
00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,166
I sift through the garbage.
756
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,500
I come out with this
amazing miracle.
757
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,791
-Unbelievable.
-Took him home, gave him a bath.
758
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,375
-He's my best friend.
We watch TV together.
-Yeah?
759
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,666
He retrieves golf balls.
I hit 'em at the high school.
760
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:44,208
-No way.
-I love this kid.
761
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,708
(KISSES)
762
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,291
Aren't they amazing?
Dogs save your life.
763
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,333
-(COOING) Kiss, kiss, kiss.
-DYLAN: Aw!
764
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:54,916
Sorry. I can't. Dogs are just
my whole heart, so... (LAUGHS)
765
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,625
-Why don't you join me?
-Really?
766
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:57,916
Yeah. Bring that little guy
over here. Come on.
767
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,208
Oh, I'd love to.
That would be great. Yeah.
768
00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:03,500
What's, uh... so, what's
your little guy's name?
769
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,416
-What's up, little sweetie?
-Oh. Oh, uh, Dumpster.
770
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,250
-Dumpster? Right.
'Cause you found him...
-Found him in a dumpster.
771
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,416
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
772
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,000
-(ANGEL MUFFIN WHIMPERS)
-Oh, shut up. Shut up.
773
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,208
You shouldn't
talk to him like that.
774
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,375
No, no, no, no.
You got to be strict with these.
775
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,875
Yeah. You gotta be strict.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
776
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,875
Hey, by the way... (SIGHS)
777
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,833
I just wanna apologize again
for the other night.
778
00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:24,208
-The tissue thing.
-Uh, yeah. The tissue thing.
779
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:25,875
Look. You know, I'm sorry, too.
780
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:28,333
'Cause I can get a little testy.
781
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,125
Yes, of course.
You're a sensitive artist. Yes.
782
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,916
To be honest,
I reflected on that night,
783
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,500
and I think I was feeling
a lot of insecurities, you know?
784
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,416
-And I'm actually kind of glad
I ran into you...
-Yeah.
785
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,791
-...because I'm seeing
a new side of you today, that--
786
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:39,583
-(ANGEL MUFFIN WHIMPERING)
-Oh, yes, yes, yes.
787
00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:41,750
DYLAN: Oh, you want daddy?
What's that? You gotta poopie?
788
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,750
You gotta do a poopie?
You know what?
789
00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:45,875
-LARRY: He's gotta go poopie!
-I think it's poopoo time.
790
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,541
Listen, I'll be right back,
791
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,750
and why don't we talk
a little more about Young Larry?
792
00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,875
Oh! Yeah!
793
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:53,083
-Great.
-All right.
794
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,375
-I'll be back.
-Okay.
795
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,500
-(DOG BARKS)
-(ANGEL MUFFIN WHIMPERS, BARKS)
796
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:57,833
Ugh, shut up.
797
00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,166
(ANGEL MUFFIN GROWLS)
798
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:00,833
-RECEPTIONIST: Okay.
-ANGIE: I can't wait.
799
00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:03,291
I am so excited.
I've never been here for lunch.
800
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:04,875
I've heard so much
about this place.
801
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,791
-Oh, it's expensive.
-No, don't worry about it.
802
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,291
I'm gonna get it. Yeah.
803
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:09,916
-RECEPTIONIST: Okay.
-It's on me.
804
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,416
-(ANGEL MUFFIN WHIMPERING)
-LARRY: (WHISPERING) Shut up.
805
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,375
So, I'm gonna be taking
some time off.
806
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:15,666
-RECEPTIONIST: You are?
-Yes. Because I'm gonna go
807
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,750
-on a 10-day retreat.
-(ANGEL MUFFIN BARKING)
808
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,500
Shh. Quiet. Quiet.
809
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:22,333
Costa Rica? That's a little far.
810
00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:23,541
Read about a quarters.
811
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,250
I'm gonna go into this,
like, four-star resort...
812
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,041
-Don't bark! Shut up!
-(BARKING CONTINUES)
813
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,291
Bad doggy. Bad dog.
814
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:31,750
Hey! Hey!
815
00:29:32,291 --> 00:29:33,708
No. Don't--
816
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,791
Hey! Angel Mu...
817
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,583
Angel Muff... Dog!
818
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,000
-Dog, dog!
-(TIRES SCREECH)
819
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:42,041
-(THUD)
-(ANGEL MUFFING WHIMPERING)
820
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,875
Hey, buddy! What the fuck?
821
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,333
Why didn't you call
your dog's name?
822
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,291
Couldn't say it.
823
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:49,375
Wow.
824
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:52,041
(ANGEL MUFFIN WHIMPERING)
825
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,916
DON: (SIGHS) All right.
826
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,291
Well, needless to say,
Dylan is out.
827
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:02,000
Not doing the show.
828
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,166
There's plenty of people.
We're gonna be fine.
829
00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:06,000
Just get another actor.
He's not the only actor.
830
00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,291
Well, we'll get
some names together
831
00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,041
-and see what we can do.
-There you go, there you go.
832
00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:10,750
JEFF: Okay. Let's get going.
833
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,375
-All right. Get going.
-Yep, yep, yep.
834
00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:14,666
-All right. We'll get going.
Come on. Come on.
-JEFF: Thank you.
835
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,500
A little puppy
got grazed by a car.
836
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,625
He's okay.
Not the end of the world.
837
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,541
-We're going. Thank you.
-All right.
838
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,333
-JEFF: Thank you for your time.
-Thank you.
839
00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:24,083
Oh, you know what?
840
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,958
Forgot to mention.
841
00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:31,583
-I spoke to the maintenance guy.
-(GROANS)
842
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:35,083
And he said that
you guys never spoke.
843
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,375
I'm sorry. We're talking
about the toilet again?
844
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,500
LARRY: Yeah, because you said
that you spoke to him,
845
00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:43,166
and he said
that you never spoke.
846
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:45,625
Hmm. Well, Larry,
I can assure you
847
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,125
that I spoke
to the maintenance guy
848
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:48,791
-about the toilet seat problem.
-Really?
849
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,416
Why would he say that
you didn't?
850
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,000
Larry?
Are you calling me a liar?
851
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,916
I don't know.
Who am I supposed to believe?
852
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,208
The maintenance guy?
853
00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:59,291
Or Don Jr.?
854
00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:03,333
-What is that supposed to mean?
-I think you know what it means.
855
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:05,875
-No, I don't know
what that means, Larry!
-You know what Don Jr. means?
856
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,208
You know what?
You should take your show
857
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:08,458
and I think you should find
a better home for it.
858
00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:10,625
-With pleasure, Don Jr.
-DON: Fantastic.
859
00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:11,750
Good seeing you, Larry.
860
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,291
-Goodbye, Don Jr.
-DON: Yeah. Thank you, Larry.
861
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,625
-Thank you, Larry.
-Yeah, no, thank you.
862
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,291
-Bye, Larry.
-See you, Don Jr.
863
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,208
-Thank you, Larry.
-Okay, Don Jr.
864
00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:21,291
LEON: Mary Ferguson is gone,
Larry. And it's your fault!
865
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:24,083
It's so hard to find fucking
Mary Fergusons, man.
866
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,666
That's two Mary Fergusons
you've cost me.
867
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,791
Mary Fergusons don't
fucking grow on trees, Larry!
868
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,333
You think I'm happy?
869
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:32,458
Okay. My show's over at Netflix
'cause I didn't wanna work
with a liar.
870
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:35,750
And your precious Mary Ferguson
is bilking me for more money.
871
00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:37,666
-How?
-The dog needed hip surgery.
872
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:39,000
Fine. I paid for that.
873
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:40,958
Now she's saying
there are complications.
874
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,416
You know what I think?
I think it's a scam!
875
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,041
The same way that
that hygienist is scamming Jeff
876
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,416
about the abortion.
877
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,166
Let me tell you something, man.
Taking a dog to the fucking vet
878
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:52,166
is like taking your fucking car
to the dealership.
They add shit on.
879
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:54,708
Veterinary, uh, teeth cleanings,
all kinds of dumb shit.
880
00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:57,291
They clean the ass out,
all kinds of-- Cut the nails.
881
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:58,416
Dogs get worms and shit.
882
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,708
They gotta deworm
these motherfuckers.
883
00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:01,166
Take the worms
out these motherfuckers.
884
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,750
Okay. I don't give a fuck.
I want you to talk to her, okay?
885
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:06,333
I didn't yell the dog's name,
fine. But this is not fair.
886
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:08,125
What the fuck is she gonna do?
887
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,833
She over this shit.
You understand?
888
00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:11,250
I invested in that ass.
889
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,333
And who the fuck's gonna go
on my trip now?
890
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:15,833
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry
about that.
891
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:18,333
But there is some good news.
892
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:22,458
-Ta-da!
-Mm. Fuck.
893
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,000
Oh, yeah. That's nice.
894
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:26,041
-Oh, shit.
-That's a soft towel.
895
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,541
I'm done with coarse towels.
896
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:29,208
This is the way to go.
I was wrong.
897
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:31,333
I'm looking forward
to my next shower.
898
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,750
Yeah, fuck that.
899
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,041
I'm taking this shit
to my fuckin' room.
900
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,875
What? What are you talking
about? What are you doing?
901
00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,250
-LEON: Fuck you mean,
"I'm talking about?"
-Hey, give me those towels.
902
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,666
-What are you doing?
-LEON: Fuck you, Larry.
903
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,500
LARRY: Anyway, I'm so sorry
for what happened the other day.
904
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:44,541
That's really not a true
representation of who I am.
905
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,208
-Really?
-Yes. Since that visit,
906
00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:48,708
I've been listening
to Greek music
907
00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:51,041
and it turns out, you know what?
908
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,375
I really like it.
909
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,875
-It's so fun.
-Are you kidding me?
910
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:57,041
♪ (HUMMING GREEK FOLK TUNE) ♪
911
00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,833
All right. Okay.
912
00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:01,416
-Don't hurt yourself.
-I love it. I love it.
913
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,291
I knew you would like
Greek music.
914
00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:05,166
You were so right,
Dr. Thanapapalous.
915
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,833
You know, my father always said
it takes a great man
916
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:09,750
to be able to recognize
that he was wrong,
917
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,708
and I accept your apology.
918
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:14,291
I guess you're saying
I'm a great man.
919
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,333
Okay. You know what?
920
00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:17,000
Your permanent crown
is waiting for you.
921
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:19,458
I'm gonna go get it
and we'll take care of you.
922
00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:21,291
Thank you, Dr. Thanapapalous.
923
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:22,666
You, too, are a great man.
924
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:26,375
(SINGING) ♪ Two great men
Two great men ♪
925
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:31,458
♪ (GREEK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
926
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:34,708
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES MUFFLED) ♪
927
00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:38,250
Okay, Mr. David.
928
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,583
How you doing?
929
00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:42,250
-Uh-huh.
-You good?
930
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:47,333
(SPEAKING INAUDIBLY)
931
00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:48,750
You like it?
932
00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:50,750
And next is the sailor dance
in the weddings.
933
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,125
You know, they crash plates
and everything.
934
00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:54,583
-Have you ever seen that?
-(LAUGHS)
935
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,875
(MUFFLED) Opa!
936
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,041
(LAUGHS)
937
00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:00,333
Oh, you're really getting into
it, huh? I love it.
938
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,708
-Excuse me, Dr. Thanapapalous.
-Yeah. Uh-huh?
939
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,750
The urinal is still broken
in the men's room,
940
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,125
and people are complaining.
941
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:08,083
-Julio didn't fix it?
-No.
942
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:10,250
I talked to him twice this week.
943
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:13,083
-Okay, okay. I'll call him.
Thank you.
-Okay.
944
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,708
That son of a bitch janitor.
945
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,250
This Julio, he promised me,
he looked me in the face
946
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,958
and he said he was gonna fix
the urinal, and he didn't.
947
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,875
-He's a fucking liar.
-Uh-huh.
948
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,333
THANAPAPALOUS:
I asked him twice.
949
00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:28,333
(SPEAKING INAUDIBLY)
950
00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:30,125
-Ah!
-I think he drinks.
951
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:33,041
-Yeah.
-You never lie to a Greek.
952
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:36,833
-Especially the Greek mafia.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
953
00:34:36,916 --> 00:34:38,125
-I'm just kidding.
-Yeah, yeah.
954
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,250
Just kidding.
955
00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:42,125
Here you go, Doctor.
956
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:45,625
Oh, efcharisto, Angie.
957
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,333
Oh, do you need anything else
right now?
958
00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:49,875
No. No, no. I'm good.
Thank you.
959
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:55,041
Poor thing.
She's really down.
960
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,875
Uh-huh?
961
00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:59,708
-She had an abortion last week.
-Good.
962
00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:02,833
But you know what?
She didn't miss one day of work.
963
00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:05,000
(LAUGHS)
964
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,458
♪ (GREEK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
965
00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:11,791
(SIGHS)