1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:09,009 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,056 ATTENDANT: Seat backs up, fasten your seatbelts. 3 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,308 Let me get your seat back. 4 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,102 This needs to go up. And fasten your seatbelt, sir. 5 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,311 -Seatbelt? -Yeah. 6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,230 Just more government interference. 7 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,982 Next thing you know, they won't let me have 8 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,066 an abortion on the plane. 9 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,860 Oh, okay. I'm glad I could help. 10 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,194 Um, and, sir, if you just wanna 11 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,071 -close your laptop there. -Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,990 -And then if you just wanna turn your phone off. Thanks. -Sure. Yeah. Okay. Got it. 13 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,783 ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) At this time we ask you to fasten all seatbelts 14 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,910 and turn off all electronic devices as we prepare for takeoff. 15 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,287 SUSIE GREENE: Hey, Larr. What's up with Lewis? 16 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,039 I thought he was coming to Atlanta with us for the trial. 17 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,623 Oh, no. He left two days earlier. 18 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:41,958 -So he's there now? -LARRY DAVID: Yeah. 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,418 He went out with this woman 30 years ago. 20 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,128 They broke up. She lives in Atlanta now, 21 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,254 so he's gonna see her. 22 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,964 -Rekindling? -Rekindling. 23 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,424 I hope it works out for him. 24 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,551 Oh, yeah. I'm sure it's gonna work out. 25 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,678 Larry, when we get in the air, 26 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,638 I'm gonna watch your little show Seinfeld. 27 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,974 -Never seen it. -Oh, yeah? It's about time. 28 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,268 I'm gonna watch that shit. I'll tell you how it is. 29 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,228 I'm not really interested in your opinion. 30 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,938 -What do you mean? -I don't consider you a person. 31 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:07,025 (LAUGHS) We'll see. 32 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,318 (SEATBELT UNCLICKS) 33 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,574 -Excuse me, sir? -Oh. 34 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,785 Someone let me know that your phone is still on. 35 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,371 We need to put that on airplane mode or stow it away. 36 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,663 Who would do something like that? 37 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,707 I'm not gonna disclose that. And your seatbelt's off. 38 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,834 -But why won't you tell me? -Why would I tell you? 39 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,086 Because I'd like to know 40 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,670 if there's a squealer on this plane. 41 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:28,545 I'd like to know who it is. 42 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,215 I'm not comfortable flying with a squealer. 43 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,008 Sir, you're not comfortable with a squealer 44 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,218 yet you're asking me to squeal? 45 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,678 That's a different kind of squealing. 46 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:36,054 It seems very hypocritical. 47 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,222 I could see on its face that 48 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,348 -it does seem that way. -Okay. 49 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,640 But if you examine it, it's really not. 50 00:01:39,723 --> 00:01:41,810 I'm not gonna squeal on the squealer, okay? 51 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,145 -And let's keep that phone off. -Okay. Sure. Yeah. 52 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,314 -Thank you. Good job. Thank you. -LARRY: I got it. Yeah. 53 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,108 -Okay. -(SEATBELT UNCLICKS) 54 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,151 ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) We apologize for the delay. We are next in line for takeoff. 55 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,485 Flight attendants, prepare for departure. 56 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:53,405 Sir? Sir, we need you to buckle up. 57 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,948 -Huh? What? Huh? -We need you to buckle up. 58 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,908 -Oh, yeah. No, no. I was just-- Yeah. -I know what you were doing. 59 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,285 -Okay. Just gonna stay seated. Okay? -LARRY: Okay. 60 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,371 Hey, you told her that I was on the phone? 61 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,623 -How dare you accuse me of squealing? -Huh? Just asking. 62 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,667 I'm schlepping all the way to fuckin' Atlanta 63 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,461 to support you, on my anniversary, no less. 64 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,130 It still doesn't mean you couldn't have done it, 65 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,464 -even if you are coming to support me. -Oh, please. 66 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,008 I have better things to do than squeal on you. 67 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,301 Well, it's about plane safety. I'm sure you're interested in that. 68 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,428 I don't give a shit. 69 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,471 You tell her about my phone? Was that you? 70 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,515 -You think I did that shit? -Everyone's a suspect. 71 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,517 -You think I'm a fuckin' snitch? -I don't think you're above it. 72 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,978 -Oh. It's like that? -Yeah. It's like that. 73 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,146 Why would I draw attention 74 00:02:26,228 --> 00:02:28,732 when I got my own fucking phone on? 75 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,859 -Your phone's on? -Fuck yeah, my phone is on. 76 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,819 -His phone's on. -His phone, sir? 77 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,280 -Check it out. Check it out. -Come on. Really? 78 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,448 Look at his phone. Look at his phone. 79 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,991 You're squealing on someone now? 80 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:41,244 Yeah, he's endangering the rest of the passengers. He is. 81 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,829 Okay. Okay. Look, it came back on by itself. 82 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,165 -Please turn that off. -No. He left-- he left it on. 83 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,708 And is your phone now off? 84 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,376 Yes. 85 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:51,546 Show her. Show your phone. Show it to her. 86 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,340 Oh, my God. Oh. 87 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,216 -I thought I turned it off. -That's on. 88 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,384 Can you turn that onto airplane mode? 89 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,261 -Sure. Yeah. -ATTENDANT: Thank you so much. 90 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,512 JEFF GREENE: (WHISPERS) Larry. Larry. 91 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,638 Yeah? 92 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,017 (LOUDLY) This guy back here. 93 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,643 What? 94 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,020 Oh, it-- it flipped on. 95 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,271 Why would you do that to me? 96 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,647 Passenger safety. 97 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,400 You're dealing with three very disturbed individuals here. 98 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,652 Thank you. Everyone, the plane is taxiing, okay? 99 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,654 I need your phones to be off or stowed 100 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,031 and seatbelts fastened. 101 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:19,657 -Okay. -Okay. 102 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,202 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 103 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,037 -(WHISPERS) That's bullshit. -That's some bullshit. 104 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,747 That's that bullshit. 105 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,211 LEON BLACK: I watched a few, uh, 106 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,754 Seinfeld episodes on the plane and shit. 107 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:36,257 (CHUCKLES) You never told me it was a show about weekly ass. 108 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,716 It's not a show about weekly ass. 109 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,636 Jerry just constantly got ass every week. 110 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,304 You know what I thought it was from the beginning? 111 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,098 I said, "This ain't a fucking, uh, TV show." 112 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,724 "This is more of a fuck documentary." 113 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,267 -That's what it felt like. -(LAUGHS) 114 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,436 Yeah, man. And how do you fuck that much, man? 115 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,480 It's like you need-- you need, like, extra dicks. 116 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,357 Like-- Like you got your own dick, 117 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,109 but then you gotta have a backup dick. 118 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,360 A dick should be interchangeable. 119 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:56,736 Yeah. Like a pair of glasses. 120 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,405 -It should be like a pair of glasses. -Yeah! 121 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,115 You could put one on in the morning. 122 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,449 Yeah. Quick, put that motherfucker on. 123 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,201 That way, you ain't wearing out your original dick. 124 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,286 Like when a lady say, "Oh, more, more." 125 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,413 "Oh, you want more? 126 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,539 Oh, I-- I'm-- I'mma take my other dick 127 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,457 -out my back pocket." -(BOTH LAUGH) 128 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,459 -See that? (LAUGHS) -Right. 129 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,336 LARRY: Oh. Oh. There's our exit. 130 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,547 (TURN SIGNAL TICKING) 131 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,548 LARRY: Hey, she's not-- She won't let me in. 132 00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:19,300 -Hey, let me in. Let me in! -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 133 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,719 LEON: Can we get over? 134 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:25,015 Hey! Can we get in? Hey! What's wrong with you? 135 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,349 LEON: We're trying to get in! 136 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,559 LARRY: She's speeding up! 137 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,144 LEON: We wanna get off the highway! 138 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,938 Are you kidding me? What is with this woman? 139 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,356 Won't let us in! 140 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,403 Oh, shit! 141 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,321 Fuck you too! 142 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,323 LARRY: What? I just wanna get in! 143 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,075 What kind of person does something like that? 144 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,827 DRIVER: Fuck you! 145 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,664 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 146 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,082 -LEON: (LAUGHS) Appreciate it. -Thank you. 147 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,543 Whoo! 148 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,546 Mr. David, pulling for you, man. 149 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,673 -Appreciate it. Thank you. -You got it, brother. 150 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,632 Look at you, man. 151 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,468 Most popular White man in America right now. 152 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,136 You don't have to buy a pack of Kools 153 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,929 for the rest of your life. (LAUGHS) 154 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,097 -Excellent. -I'll be back. 155 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,432 (GROANS) 156 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,225 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh. 157 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,435 Preston, come here. 158 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,438 -I am so sorry, sir. No-- -Hey, that's fine. 159 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:14,773 -Here you go. -Thank you. 160 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,151 Okay. Preston, what do we say when we hurt somebody? 161 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,444 It-- it's okay. It didn't hurt me at all. 162 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:20,904 MOTHER: No, no, no. Just one more second. No, no. 163 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,739 -Come on. We just talked about this. -Yeah. Yeah. 164 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,033 -Okay? We say I'm... s... -LARRY: Okay, I-- I-- 165 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,117 Uh... 166 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,161 -Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. -PRESTON AND MOTHER: I'm... 167 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,789 Please don't help him out. I want him to learn this. Okay? 168 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,207 -All right. We're good. Thank you. -No, no, no. We're not done yet. 169 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,542 We're gonna learn this lesson here, 170 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,919 'cause this is a really important lesson. 171 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,921 Hey, hey. We don't have to learn the lesson, 172 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,339 but I'll tell you what. 173 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,799 If you want me to participate in this lesson... 174 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,926 -Yeah. -Okay. Here's my two cents. 175 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,886 Okay. Great. Listen to the man. 176 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:49,891 I'm 76 years old and I have never learned a lesson 177 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,644 in my entire life. 178 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,645 Oh-ho! 179 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,146 -Do you think that's helping? -I do. 180 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,483 That's who we don't wanna be like, okay? Come on. Let's go. 181 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,653 MIKA BRZEZINSKI: The trial of the State of Georgia 182 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,780 versus Larry David is underway... 183 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,574 -LARRY: You're kidding me. -...with jury selection beginning tomorrow. 184 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,327 Could you do me a favor? Could you put on ESPN please? 185 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,370 Thank you. 186 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,663 So why don't you wanna come with us? 187 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,997 We're going to Auntie Rae's restaurant. 188 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,833 -It's supposed to be great. -I know. Send her my love. 189 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,502 But I'm here to see, you know, Cynthia. 190 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,170 We're getting along great. 191 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,505 In bed, everything is cool. 192 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,923 -We're still great lovers. -Ugh. 193 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,675 RICHARD LEWIS: What are you-- Why are you annoyed? 194 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,218 -You can't-- Why can't you-- -SUSIE: That's TMI. 195 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,428 -We don't wanna hear that. -Why? What is-- 196 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,680 -'Cause it's a-- It's a picture of you, uh... 197 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,849 -No, no! -You don't have to picture me. Picture her! 198 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,225 LARRY: We don't wanna picture that. 199 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,518 -RICHARD: Why can't I-- -No. Please, no. 200 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,854 I'd rather picture my parents naked than you naked. 201 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,856 -JEFF: Don't mention intercourse anymore. -Really. 202 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,149 A little bit nauseous. 203 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,359 -Oh, hey. -Hey, what's up? 204 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,694 Hey, man. 205 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,862 -LEON: Scotch. -So you guys-- 206 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,573 It sounds like you were, like, madly in love. 207 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,034 -(SIGHS) We were deeply in love. -Wow. 208 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,203 In fact, so much in love that when I broke up with her, 209 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,122 -she attempted suicide. -Ooh. 210 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,457 -Really? -What? 211 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,668 You're telling me that if she can't have you, 212 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,962 -she'd rather be dead? -I guess so. 213 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,756 LARRY: You know, sometimes when you break up with someone, 214 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,925 to get pity, they say they attempted suicide 215 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,427 so the person will go back with them. 216 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,928 -It's manipulative. -LARRY: It's manipulative. Yeah. 217 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,805 Wait a minute. You're doubting her suicide attempt? 218 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,390 You think you're suicide material? 219 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,850 -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. -Really? 220 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,643 -Richard. -RICHARD: Hi, beautiful. 221 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,062 -Hi. -Good to see you, baby. 222 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,064 -Good to see you, too. -This must be Cynthia. 223 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,190 -It sure is. -Yes. 224 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,358 -Hi. -Hi. Susie. 225 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,360 -Susie, nice to meet you. -My husband, Jeff. 226 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,070 -CYNTHIA: Hi, Jeff. -JEFF: Pleasure. 227 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,571 -LEON: Hey. -CYNTHIA: It's a pleasure to meet you. 228 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,572 SUSIE: And Larry. You know Larry. 229 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,823 -It's her. -Yeah. 230 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,617 Yeah, Larry's over here. Big shot Larry on the news. 231 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,534 -CYNTHIA: Larry. Yes. -Hello. 232 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,037 -RICHARD: And his friend Leon. -Hi. Yeah. 233 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,247 -Hey, how you doin'? -CYNTHIA: I'm good. How are you? 234 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,248 Nice to meet you. 235 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,377 I think we met earlier today, actually. 236 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,587 On I-85. I was trying to get over 237 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,922 -to the exit. -LEON: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 238 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,717 And, uh, you wouldn't-- you wouldn't let me in. 239 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,845 What-- I don't think I-- Doesn't sound like me. 240 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,598 -Do you have a blue Mercedes? -I do. 241 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,433 -Huh. -CYNTHIA: But it wasn't me. 242 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,436 I wasn't even on I-85 today. So you just-- 243 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,480 You weren't on I-85 today? 244 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,232 I was not on I-85 today. 245 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,110 You know, this is exciting to hear this Highway Patrol story, 246 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,237 but we're gonna go eat dinner and have some time... 247 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,407 -♪ (LOUDLY HUMS "HIGHWAY PATROL" THEME) ♪ -That's right. Enjoy dinner. 248 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,951 -Say hello to Auntie Rae. -Enjoy your evening. It was very nice to meet you. 249 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,954 -♪ (CONTINUES HUMMING THEME) ♪ -Thanks for everything. Both of you. 250 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,789 All right, guys. We gotta go. We have a reservation. 251 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,874 I know the Highway Patrol theme. I was singing it. 252 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,376 -JEFF: Go. -♪ (CONTINUES HUMMING THEME) ♪ 253 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,836 SUSIE: That's wonderful, Larr. 254 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,337 If you need anything else, let me know. 255 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,588 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 256 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,798 -CHERYL DAVID: Hi, guys. -Hello, Cheryl. 257 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,425 -CHERYL: How's it going? -♪ (CONTINUES HUMMING) ♪ 258 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,592 -You just got here? -CHERYL: Yeah. 259 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,844 SUSIE: Wanna come to dinner with us? 260 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,886 We're going to Auntie Rae's. It's gonna be delicious. 261 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,681 -Oh. No, I'm waiting for Ted. -Oh. 262 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,932 He's finishing up an interview 263 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,726 because he's protesting tomorrow. 264 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,769 -Oh, okay. -On your behalf. 265 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,147 No, he's protesting on his behalf. 266 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,692 He's not gonna stand by and let people be mistreated. 267 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,652 He's not gonna stand by off camera 268 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,820 and let people be mistreated. 269 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,573 Okay. Anyway, we're gonna go to dinner after. 270 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,742 Do you know of any good places around here? 271 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,952 Oh, oh. The Mexican place. 272 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,454 Oh, that place is good, La Conde. 273 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,747 No, no. She doesn't like Mexican food. 274 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,331 -SUSIE: No? -LARRY: No. 275 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,250 SUSIE: Well, you go to the left and there's like a million restaurants. 276 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,294 -We better go, guys, because you know Auntie Rae. -All right. Let's go. 277 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,545 You cannot be late for Auntie Rae. 278 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,839 -See you later, Cher. -Okay. Yeah. Hey. Excuse me. 279 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,133 Why would you say that? 280 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,760 Huh? Say what? 281 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,012 That I don't like... (WHISPERS) ...Mexican food. 282 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,722 Well, you don't like Mexican food. 283 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,016 Don't say it in front of people. 284 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,727 -I told you that in confidence. -What? Confidence? 285 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,188 I don't know what your problem with it is. 286 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,022 Because it's personal to me. 287 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,648 -No, that's not personal. -It is. 288 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,401 Telling people what sexual positions you like, 289 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,736 that would be personal. 290 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,655 -Just keep it to yourself. -You don't like funnel cake. 291 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,407 Is it okay if I tell people that? 292 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,575 -Yes. -You didn't like the remake 293 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,202 of The Fugitive with Harrison Ford. 294 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,703 -Can I tell people that? -Yes. 295 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,038 Okay. 296 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,207 -I won't tell anybody else... -CHERYL: Thank you. 297 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,043 (WHISPERS) ...that you don't like Mexican food. 298 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,544 Thank you. 299 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,214 -Are you okay? -I am. 300 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,132 -I'm not so sure. -Okay. 301 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:55,261 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 302 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:59,766 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 303 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,726 LARRY: She won't let us in. She sped up. 304 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,229 And no doubt that it was her. Was it not? 305 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,022 -It was her. -Huh? She gave us the finger. 306 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,775 We gave her the finger. Terrible, terrible person. 307 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,194 You know what? I'm-- I'm gonna say something to him. 308 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,446 Oh, don't tell-- Larry, don't be a buttinski 309 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,823 and start telling Richard. 310 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,700 Let him have his illusions, whatever they are. 311 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:17,951 You never learn your lesson. 312 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,537 -I don't learn my lesson? -No, you do not. 313 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,247 When have you ever learned a lesson? 314 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,331 Okay, I'll tell you when. Okay. 315 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,209 When I was 19 years old, I was in a bar. I had a drink. 316 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,753 And I looked at the bartender and I said to him, 317 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,130 "Hey, Captain, I'll have another," 318 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,757 and he gave me like the dirtiest look. 319 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,218 And I've never called anybody captain since. 320 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,428 Why would you call him captain? 321 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,763 What do you mean why? You've never called anybody captain? 322 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,724 Not captain, but I did call a motherfucker chief, 323 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,600 and then realized he was a real Indian and shit. 324 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:47,230 All right. We've got four Rae's Special Salads. 325 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,189 -Here you go. -Whoo! 326 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,774 -SUSIE: Thank you. -Oh, I also brought y'all 327 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,901 some extra salad dressing, because y'all are gonna love it. 328 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,153 -Hoowee! -Y'all need anything else? 329 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,529 I think we're good. Thank you very much. 330 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,822 -WAITRESS: All right. -LEON: Good. Thank you. 331 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,407 -Oh, my God. -WAITRESS: You're welcome. 332 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,575 Oh, my God. This is so delicious. 333 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,035 What is in this that's so good? 334 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,537 -LEON: It's great. -This is the best dressing I've ever had. 335 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,122 It's really good. I agree with you. 336 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,832 Oh, my God. If I had this recipe, 337 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,127 I would make salads every day, I'd be losing weight like crazy. 338 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,129 -LARRY: Mm, really good. -Auntie Rae! 339 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,255 -Hey! -LEON: Hey! 340 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,381 I hope y'all having a good time. 341 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,966 -Oh, yeah. -Let me tell you something, Auntie Rae, 342 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,011 this is the best salad dressing I've ever had in my life. 343 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,138 I'm happy that you like it, baby. 344 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,891 And I would love to be able to make it back in LA. 345 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,309 So what's the deal? What's in it? 346 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,978 Well, you know, baby, I'm glad you're enjoying it, 347 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:30,315 but that's one recipe that they can't pull out of me. 348 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,691 -Oh, come on. -AUNTIE RAE: No. 349 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,985 -Even for you, baby, I don't do. -SUSIE: Oh, damn. 350 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,821 Mm-mm. That's just the way it is. 351 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,741 -Mic drop! -(AUNTIE RAE LAUGHS) 352 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,159 So, I'll see y'all in a little bit, all right? 353 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,953 SUSIE: What is in this? It's so fucking good. 354 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,373 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 355 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,708 EARL MACK: Well, well, well. 356 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,294 I feel like I won the jury lottery today. 357 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,798 I look around here and I see nothing but good people. 358 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,550 I can envision having y'all over on a Sunday after church 359 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,928 for a little barbecue sometime. 360 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,722 Earl Mack. He's good. He's really good. 361 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,975 But the circumstances today call for this question. 362 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:10,647 Who here could see themselves stealing a loaf of bread 363 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,191 in order to feed a hungry stranger? 364 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,276 Yeah? 365 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,320 I ask they're all dismissed for cause. 366 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,447 Dismissed. 367 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,866 Damn it. 368 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,703 -I wanted some of those jurors. -Yeah. No, she was good. 369 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:25,995 JUDGE WHITTAKER: Defense, you're up. 370 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,748 -Thank you, Judge. -Oh, wait. I have some thoughts. 371 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,375 What? 372 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,043 -♪ (JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -LARRY: All right. 373 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,129 That guy's got a string tie him. Let's get rid of him. 374 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,506 No liberal would be caught dead in a string tie. 375 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,717 Juror number 20, thank you. 376 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,884 JUDGE: Dismissed. 377 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,512 Not loving 22. Big hair. 378 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,223 Shades of Kellyanne Conway. No good. 379 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,599 Juror 22, dismissed. 380 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,686 -LARRY: Forty. That's a Fox watcher. -JUDGE: Dismissed. 381 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,979 Twenty-three. 382 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,314 You see that comb over? He's a self-loathing bald man! 383 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,567 He hates himself and he hates other bald men. 384 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,819 -He's gotta go. -Okay. 385 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,405 JUDGE: Juror 23, dismissed. 386 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,282 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 387 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,075 Uh, members of the jury, 388 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,578 as you know, there's lots of publicity around this case. 389 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:11,082 As you see the cameras outside, there's intense media scrutiny. 390 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,918 So we're gonna have to sequester you. 391 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,379 -(JURORS GRUMBLING) -JUDGE: I know, I know. 392 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,548 We'll give you a nice hotel, try to make you comfortable. 393 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,883 Oh, sequestering. That's awful. 394 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,092 JUDGE: No watching TV, no listening to the radio... 395 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,385 I would hate to be cooped up like that. 396 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,387 I don't think I could take it, you know? 397 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,306 And I'll bet a lot of them cheat on it too. 398 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,308 There's probably a bad sequesterer among them. 399 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,852 -Don't you think? -Larry, I wouldn't worry about the jury. 400 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,062 You're the defendant. 401 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,731 And if you get convicted, you'll be a felon. 402 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:39,319 ♪ (HUMS "DRAGNET" THEME) ♪ 403 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,612 Dragnet. 404 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,822 JUDGE: Tomorrow, the lawyers will give their opening arguments. 405 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,909 Court adjourned. 406 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,828 It is day one of the trial of Larry David, 407 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,997 the Seinfeld co-creator who's run afoul... 408 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,625 -Is that for Larry? -...of the new Georgia voting law 409 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,127 that he views as partisan, draconian, 410 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,088 -and unconstitutional. -Thank you very much. 411 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,466 How this plays out could have major ramifications 412 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,884 for the next election. 413 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,427 -Keep it close. -VALET: Yes, ma'am. 414 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,595 Thank you. 415 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,474 -Hi. -Hi, Larry. 416 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,267 You got that blue Mercedes, huh? 417 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,812 -Yeah. Nice car. -LARRY: Oh, very nice. 418 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,939 That's the exact model of the car 419 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,149 that wouldn't let me into the lane. 420 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,985 -That's right. I remember... -And a woman was driving. 421 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,904 -Huh! -But it wasn't me. 422 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,156 -What a crazy coincidence. -CYNTHIA: Yeah. 423 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,535 So, um, Richard told me 424 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,705 that you once contemplated, uh, 425 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:36,292 dare I say, attempted suicide? 426 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,627 Richard told you that? 427 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,920 LARRY: Yes. Yes. We're very close. 428 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,840 I tell him everything. He tells me everything. Yeah. 429 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,550 Yes, I did, Larry. 430 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,926 Why did you do it? 431 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,178 Oh, it was the whole... the breakup? 432 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,472 It was a very emotional time for me. 433 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,682 -I was... -LARRY: Hmm. 434 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,975 ...very much in love with him 435 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,852 -and-- -Him? 436 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,187 -You're Richard's friend? -Yeah. 437 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,274 And you don't believe anyone could be in love with him? 438 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,734 No. 439 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,028 Have you ever known love, Larry? 440 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,155 Have you ever known the loss of a great love? 441 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,532 LARRY: Oh, I've known love and I've known loss. 442 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,828 2004, Yankees lost the last four games to the hated Red Sox. 443 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,288 Devastated for weeks. 444 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,540 Felt like killing myself, actually. 445 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,958 Different kind of love, Larry. 446 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:21,296 And in 1994, of course, when the Rangers won the Cup. 447 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,840 Come on. Doesn't get any better than that. 448 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,134 When Messier lofted that trophy, 449 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,927 I thought my heart was gonna burst. 450 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,014 Larry, I was in love with Richard. I made a choice. 451 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:34,100 I'm-- I-- I was emotionally distraught. 452 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,436 And, yes, I did attempt suicide. 453 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,645 How did you do it? 454 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,022 I think you're the first person 455 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,899 who has ever asked me that question, Larry. 456 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,442 -Really? -So inappropriate. 457 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,402 You know, you're right. It would be inappropriate, 458 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,489 if in fact the person actually attempted suicide. 459 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,158 Oh, so you're saying you don't believe I attempted suicide? 460 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,534 -How'd you do it? -I don't remember. 461 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,453 -It was long time ago. -You don't remember? 462 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,997 (STAMMERS) Pills, okay? 463 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,332 What kind of pills? 464 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,960 Pink pills. 465 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,464 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 466 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:08,385 ♪ (QUIRKY SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 467 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,602 Okay. 468 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,272 Tell Richard I'll be in the car. 469 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,614 Hey, what are you doing sitting with your back to the door? 470 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,701 Because of my fans. They just swarm all over me. 471 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,286 Really? You're kind of like a Beatle in a way, aren't you? 472 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,663 -Can you spread that around? -LARRY: Yeah. 473 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,708 Hey, Cynthia, she's waiting in the car for you. 474 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,501 What do you mean? No, she's gonna meet me in here. 475 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,295 No, no. I had a little... I had a little thing with her. 476 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,131 -What do you mean? -(LARRY CHUCKLES) 477 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,509 You know, I asked her about the, uh, the suicide. 478 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,844 RICHARD: Oh, Jesus Christ. 479 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,429 The woman tried to hang herself. 480 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,973 -Oh, she did? -Yes. 481 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,766 Well, isn't that curious. 482 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,894 'Cause she told me she took pills. 483 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,604 Well, what's the difference, pills, hanging? 484 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,064 What's the difference? What's the difference? 485 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,357 You think somebody would remember 486 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,942 how they tried to kill themselves. 487 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,861 Why are you doing this to me again? 488 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,319 Ruining my potential wives, 489 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,281 ruining my chance to have children. 490 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,491 -Jeez. Yeah. What? -I want family. 491 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,492 -How are you gonna do that? -We'll adopt. 492 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,369 What are you gonna adopt, a 40-year-old? 493 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,454 Yeah. A doctor. 494 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,415 -LARRY: (LAUGHING) A doctor? -A doctor or a lawyer. 495 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,624 Good. Good idea. 496 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,666 -Why not? -Yeah. Why not? 497 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,836 Well, you better go out. She's waiting in the car. 498 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,171 You better go out. 499 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:27,839 Oh, God. 500 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,342 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 501 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,720 Okay. You ready? 502 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,472 (SCOFFS) No. 503 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,850 (CROWD CHEERING) 504 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,393 SUPPORTERS: Justice for Larry! 505 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,854 TED DANSON: (ON MEGAPHONE) Stop suppressing the vote! 506 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,190 Stop suppressing the vote! 507 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,525 Larry, care to comment on the trial? 508 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,694 -Can you hear the crowd? Yeah. -Yes. 509 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,987 Any comment? Larry. 510 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,114 Stop suppressing the vote. 511 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,575 ALL: Stop voter suppression! 512 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,204 Stop-- Hold on. Stop suppressing the vote. 513 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,538 ALL: Stop voter suppression! 514 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,123 -What are you doing? -What do you mean what am I doing? 515 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,500 (CHUCKLES) What are you doing? 516 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,211 -I can't sit this one out, Larry. -LARRY: Oh, really? 517 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,005 Election Integrity Act? It's bullshit. 518 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,590 They're stealing votes. 519 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:14,386 Yeah. You're stealing the spotlight. 520 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,513 By the way, why are you telling everybody 521 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,683 -that Cheryl doesn't like Mexican food? -(LARRY SCOFFS) 522 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,935 Telling everybody? What, are you kidding? 523 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,561 I told one person, and so what? 524 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,063 It's not your story to tell, Larry. 525 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,898 There's no story. It's not a story. 526 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,234 -What's the shame in not liking Mexican food? -Just keep-- 527 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,403 -Keep your voice down. -LARRY: Why is that bad? 528 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,571 Larry, we gotta go. We gotta go. 529 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,906 -TED: Good luck in there. -LARRY: Yeah. 530 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:35,990 Hi, Mr. Danson. 531 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,409 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 532 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,787 -Stop suppressing the vote. -ALL: Stop voter suppression! 533 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,832 -Earl. -Morning, Counsel. 534 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:44,916 Captain. 535 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,961 Oh, my God. Will you look at this? 536 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,170 No coasters. 537 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,339 (SCOFFS) No coasters. 538 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,299 They want you to respect the law, 539 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,136 but the law doesn't respect wood. 540 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,179 You see the irony there? 541 00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,931 Hey. 542 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,266 LARRY: Oh, hey. 543 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,311 All rise. The honorable Judge Whittaker presiding. 544 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,148 Take your seats. 545 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,026 Ready for your opening statements? 546 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,235 I am, Your Honor. 547 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,987 JUDGE: Counselor, you may proceed. 548 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,905 My grandfather... 549 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,992 told me we are a country of laws. 550 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,118 That's all we are. 551 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,079 You may not like the Election Integrity Act, 552 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,748 but that's not the point. 553 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,126 Larry David broke the law. 554 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,294 He's gonna admit that to you 555 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,338 and I'm gonna bring up a number of witnesses 556 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,590 who are gonna show you a pattern. 557 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,177 It's not a very nice pattern. 558 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,680 Because Larry David doesn't respect the law. 559 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,723 He lives outside. 560 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,393 Unrestrained by the guardrails of human decency. 561 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,145 If we lived by Larry David's code, 562 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,188 you know what we'd have? 563 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,482 Anarchy. Who'd like anarchy here? 564 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,151 He'd love it. 565 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,154 Because that man wants to burn it all down. 566 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,822 (CHUCKLES) I don't know where he gets that from. 567 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,326 EARL: Now, we have to dig deep and ask ourselves today 568 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:05,830 whether or not this man deserves the right 569 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:10,502 to walk freely among good, decent, respectable people 570 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,380 like you and me. 571 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,216 JUDGE: Thank you, Counselor. 572 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,009 (WHISPERS) Larry, you fucked! 573 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,219 (WHISPERS) Shut the fuck up. 574 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,054 -This motherfucker's good. -JUDGE: Ms. Sanders? 575 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,472 Yes, Judge. 576 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,519 Did Larry David break the law? Of course, he did. 577 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,481 And yes, Larry is the one who's on trial here. 578 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:36,111 But Larry David is not the one who should be on trial. 579 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,697 It is this unconscionable, 580 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:42,409 inhumane law that should be on trial. 581 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,245 You can't give another human being water 582 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,746 on a hot day? 583 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,041 The district attorney will say he broke the law. 584 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,210 Case closed. Simple as that. 585 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,378 (KNOCKS ON DESK) 586 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:57,549 But what if the law said that Black people 587 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,092 have to ride in the back of the bus 588 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,762 or that Jewish people have to wear stars on their clothes? 589 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,766 -(FLY BUZZING) -SIBBY: We know this law is wrong. 590 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:10,020 Its only purpose is to scare people off from voting. 591 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:10,937 (FLY CONTINUES BUZZING) 592 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,898 SIBBY SANDERS: It is an insult to democracy 593 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:18,862 and it goes against everything the Bible tells us, 594 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,572 what our parents taught us. 595 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,741 Ask yourself this... 596 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,578 what would Jesus do 597 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:30,415 if he saw a line of people sweltering in the heat, 598 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,501 crying out for water? 599 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,795 -Would you convict Jesus? -(LOUD THUD) 600 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,131 SIBBY: I think we all know the answer to that. 601 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,257 (FLY CONTINUES BUZZING) 602 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,969 And if you wouldn't convict Jesus... 603 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,054 -(BUZZING STOPS) -LARRY: Ha! 604 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,182 ...then you can't convict Larry. 605 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,184 (BUZZING RESUMES) 606 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,435 -(BUZZING STOPS) -SIBBY: Thank you. 607 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,103 -(JURORS WHISPER) -JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Sanders. 608 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,855 -LARRY: Hey. -We got 'em. 609 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,733 -Good job. -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 610 00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,069 JUDGE: Is the state ready to call its first witness? 611 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,613 The state calls Joe Boccabella. 612 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,948 -Who's Joe Boccabella? -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 613 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:04,949 LARRY: Oh, my God. 614 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,286 That's not Joe Boccabella. That's Mocha Joe. 615 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,288 Mr. Boccabella, I understand at one point, 616 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,748 you were in the coffee business? 617 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,917 Yes, I was. It was called Mocha Joe's. 618 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:14,751 Maybe you heard of it. 619 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,252 Ever have a problem with anybody? 620 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,462 Not really. Normal stuff. 621 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,174 Until one day Larry David came in. 622 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,425 EARL: Could you tell us what happened? 623 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,510 He started complaining, 624 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,387 my scones were like muffins, too soft... 625 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,721 (WHISPERS) Yeah. They were soft. 626 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,973 ...my tables were wobbly, and that my coffee was cold, 627 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,308 which it was not. 628 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,893 -Objection, Your Honor. Relevance. -No. Which it was. It was cold. 629 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,521 -Goes to motivation, Your Honor. -I'll allow it. 630 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:35,855 EARL: And it ended there? 631 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,858 I wish. He came back in and he said he was opening up 632 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,902 -what he called The Spite Store. -Oh, here we go. 633 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,862 JOE BOCCABELLA: A coffee shop, right next door 634 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,364 to my store, Mocha Joe's. 635 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,491 He was trying to put me out of business. 636 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,493 EARL: This almost sounds fantastical. (CHUCKLING) 637 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,369 It got even worse. 638 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,037 I got a call in the middle of the night 639 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,706 that Mocha Joe's was on fire. 640 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,000 -♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -JOE: And when I got there, he was standing there, 641 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,167 watching my beans burn. 642 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,503 -What did you do? -(EXPLOSION) 643 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,839 -He burned my beans! -I didn't burn your beans! 644 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:01,673 You burned my beans. 645 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,216 Joey Funkhouser started that fire 646 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,259 with his big new penis. 647 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,177 Mr. David, shut your mouth 648 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,138 or I'll have my bailiff do it for you. 649 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,515 (SCOFFS) What's he gonna do? Hit me? 650 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,517 -What are you gonna do? -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 651 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,687 EARL: State would like to call Matsue Takahashi. 652 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:21,568 Mr. Takahashi, could you please tell the jury 653 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,194 what your occupation is? 654 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,487 I own the golf club. 655 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,072 How were Larry David's interactions 656 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,908 -with the other members? -Oh, he's always disgruntled. 657 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,495 And, also, he never say fore when he hit the ball. 658 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,456 One time, he hit a member in the back 659 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:36,541 -with a golf ball. -(GOLFER GRUNTS) 660 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,210 -Oh, my God! -Hey, what the fuck? 661 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:42,714 And I understand there was an incident 662 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,050 involving some wildlife at the club? 663 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,551 Oh, yes. 664 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,011 -(SWAN SQUAWKING) -MATSUE TAKAHASHI: He killed... 665 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:51,139 -Hey! Hey! Hey! -...my beautiful black swan, Yoko. 666 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,058 Hey! (SCREAMS) 667 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,226 -(ALL GASP, MURMUR) -LARRY: The swan attacked me! 668 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,728 It was kill or be killed. 669 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,396 -You're a murderer. Murderer! -LARRY: It was self-defense. 670 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,981 -(GAVEL BANGS) -Order! 671 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,317 (SPEAKS JAPANESE) 672 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,235 (SPEAKS JAPANESE) 673 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:06,071 -♪ (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -EARL: The state is honored 674 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,240 to call Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman. 675 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,412 Lieutenant Colonel Vindman, I understand you have 676 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,498 a long history of uncovering corruption. 677 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,083 I reported President Donald Trump 678 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,586 when he was sitting president and he attempted to extort, 679 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,630 in a quid pro quo, President Zelenskyy, 680 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,131 who's now fighting a war against Russia, 681 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,467 and President Trump ended up being impeached. 682 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,512 I continue to expose corruption wherever I find it, 683 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,430 and I will not tolerate corruption 684 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,058 from Trump, Putin, or Larry David. 685 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,434 -(ALL GROAN) -Come on. 686 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:39,688 -Trump, Putin, and Larry David? -(ALL WHISPER) 687 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,773 That's an unusual combination. 688 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:44,401 I overheard Larry David attempting to bribe 689 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,027 a Santa Monica city councilwoman. 690 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:47,195 It was a perfect call. 691 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,280 -A perfect call. -(GAVEL BANGING) 692 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,449 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 693 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,742 LARRY: Vindman, Takahashi, 694 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,036 they fly all the way out here to do that? 695 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,454 They fly to Atlanta? 696 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,997 I don't know. What are we gonna do? 697 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,125 What am I gonna do? This is looking bad. 698 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,293 Well, if I think of something, I'll let you know. 699 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,461 I gotta get going. 700 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,046 Tomorrow's my anniversary 701 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:08,383 and Susie made these big dinner plans for us tonight, 702 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,676 fancy restaurant. 703 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,803 And you know what? I gotta get her a gift. 704 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,096 I don't even know what the fuck to get her. 705 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:14,806 Another one? You just got her a birthday gift. 706 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,933 I know. Yes. 707 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:20,353 She loved that-- (CHUCKLES) She loved that salad dressing. 708 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:22,272 Couldn't get the recipe from Auntie Rae. 709 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,858 -That'd be a good gift. -Yeah. That's a great gift. 710 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,484 I know, but she's not gonna give it out. 711 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,569 She said no. 712 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,029 I'm gonna give it a little bit of a try. 713 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:31,614 -LARRY: What are you talking about? -Watch a man in action. 714 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:33,742 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 715 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,161 Hey, there. It's Rae's. How may I help you? 716 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,246 My name is Journey Gunderson. 717 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:41,374 My wife is in the hospital 718 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,793 because of the dressing on your salad. 719 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,128 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 720 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,713 There are numerous doctors 721 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,007 and we need to know what's in that dressing. 722 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,801 Mr. Gunderson, we never give that recipe out, sir. 723 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,678 -You need to let us know. -(WHIMPERS) 724 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,680 Oh, that's her. She's in so much pain. 725 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,015 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Ah! Journey! 726 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,726 JEFF: The doctors need to know the specific ingredients. 727 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:01,519 -LARRY: (OVER PHONE) Journey! -I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- 728 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:04,356 I'm sorry. Mr. McGunderman, is that your wife? 729 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:05,774 JEFF: That was Karen Gunderson. 730 00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:07,317 She's all catawampus. 731 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,903 -I'm sorry. All kind of what? -JEFF: Catawampus. 732 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:13,615 Wampus? What the heck is wampus, Mr. Gurney Manunderson? 733 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,992 -(EXCLAIMS) -AUNTIE RAE: Hang in there. 734 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:16,910 Uh, Karen Gunderson, 735 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,204 honey, me and your husband, Gurney Germerny, 736 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,497 we gon' get you better, baby. 737 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,624 Now, listen here. It's a tablespoon of vinegar. 738 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,209 One tablespoon vinegar. 739 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,795 And I use, yeah, three teaspoons 740 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,713 -of the olive oil. -Yeah. 741 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:30,131 AUNTIE RAE: And some clove garlic. 742 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:33,218 And I use a half a teaspoon of Dijon mustard, a dollop... 743 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:37,222 -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -SUSIE: What is this? 744 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,140 (BOTH GASP) 745 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,142 -Auntie Rae's salad dressing. -LARRY: (MOCKINGLY) Auntie Rae's salad dressing. 746 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:44,270 Aw, that is so thoughtful. How'd you get this? 747 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:46,147 Love finds a way. 748 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:48,191 Oh, baby doll. 749 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,694 But, wait. There's more. 750 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,070 -More? More? -JEFF: Oh, more. 751 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,572 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Happy anniversary. 752 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,574 -What is this? -What? What-- What is this? 753 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,034 (GASPS) It's a recipe. 754 00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,661 -Oh, the recipe! -SUSIE: It's the recipe for the salad dressing. 755 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,413 -(BABBLES) You got the recipe. -SUSIE: Oh, my God. 756 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,541 -How did you get the fucking recipe? -It's the recipe. 757 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:07,127 This is the best gift you've ever given. 758 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,921 Better than any kind of poem or sonnet. 759 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:12,298 You're the best husband in the whole world. 760 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:14,134 What about this young man 761 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:17,429 -from Chicago, huh? -Mm-hmm. Oh, I love this. 762 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,596 -(LEON CHUCKLES) -Look at this. 763 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,807 -Oh. Hi, Leon. -LARRY: Oh, boy. Look who's here. 764 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,600 -LEON: You know what it is. -Yeah, what? 765 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,810 That motherfucking Seinfeld, man. 766 00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:24,936 I've been catching up on that shit. 767 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,604 Binge watching that bullshit, man. 768 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,857 Oh, yeah? What do you-- What do you think? 769 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,026 Man, this goddamn Kramer, man, he's too much, man. 770 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,445 Walk into your fucking house unannounced and shit. 771 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,530 -Yeah. -You might as well take off the fucking door 772 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:36,906 and put a fucking saloon door on that bitch. 773 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:38,116 -(LAUGHS) -LEON: You know what I'm saying? 774 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:39,868 This motherfucker just walking in when he want to. 775 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,078 -(LAUGHS) -So what's gonna happen today? 776 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,371 Is it gonna be better than yesterday? 777 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,457 'Cause yesterday was a disaster. 778 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,292 -I mean, a disaster. -(EXHALES) Yeah. 779 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,502 I think this judge really has it in for me. 780 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:50,879 He really does. 781 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,839 -What's it gonna be? -I don't know. 782 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,425 Anything you could do about it? What? What? 783 00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:57,719 -I don't know. -You know what you need? 784 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,139 -Sympathy. -Oh, really? 785 00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:04,059 Let me tell you a little story about Horsecock Williams. 786 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,643 This motherfucker's always in trouble. 787 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,354 Always in fucking court. 788 00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:09,647 Know what he fucking does? 789 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:12,108 He'll come in the courtroom in a wheelchair. 790 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:15,320 And he rolls in there slow and fucking shaking and shit. 791 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:18,156 Everybody's like, "Oh, my God. That poor man." 792 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:21,534 The judge is touched. The bailiff is touched. 793 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:23,787 Sketch artist is fucking bawling so bad 794 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,663 that the sketch is blurry. 795 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:29,376 And that motherfucker wins every fucking time. 796 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,252 This motherfucker wins. 797 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,380 He is a sympathy snatcher. 798 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,214 Wow. 799 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:35,840 LEON: Horsecock is fucking amazing. 800 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,885 He had an idea about getting wheelchair hookers, 801 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,512 put 'em out on the street and shit. You know what I mean? 802 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,223 Have you ever had sex with a woman in a wheelchair? 'Cause I have. 803 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,850 Have you ever tapped some ass on crutches? 804 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:48,061 You ever crutch fuck? (LAUGHS) 805 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:50,063 That's like fucking an animal 806 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,190 'cause the crutches are an extra set of legs. 807 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,193 -(LAUGHS) -Shit. Break that ass off, huh? 808 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,028 -(SUSIE GROANS) -LEON: Wheelchair hookers, 809 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,531 there's a market for every fucking thing. 810 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,740 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 811 00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:02,867 LEON: He always had great ideas and shit. 812 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:06,204 Motherfucker's innovative. Horsecock is fucking amazing. 813 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,290 Day two of the trial is underway and it's up to the jury 814 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:12,002 to decide what kind of man Larry David is. 815 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:15,296 We're expecting even more witnesses from the prosecution. 816 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,966 SUPPORTERS: (CHANTING) Free Larry. Free Larry. 817 00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:19,509 Jurors, I wanna remind you 818 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,594 not to discuss this case with anyone 819 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:23,263 until deliberations begin. 820 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:26,057 You'll have an opportunity to deliberate-- 821 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,268 -(DOOR OPENS) -SUSIE: Get your fucking hands off me. 822 00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:32,772 I got it. I got it. I'm fine. I'm not helpless. 823 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:34,441 (GASPS) 824 00:29:34,524 --> 00:29:38,028 Oh, my God. Look at this. She came, she came. 825 00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:41,072 -Oh, you're here. -CHERYL: What is going on? 826 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,907 -LARRY: Honey. You came. -Yeah. 827 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,993 -I'm here. -Look, look, look, look. 828 00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:47,162 -Honey's here. -(CHUCKLES) 829 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:49,914 Why didn't you tell me? I would've carried you up the steps. 830 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:53,251 -It's fine. It's fine. -Oh. (KISSES) 831 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,962 Oh, oh, oh. 832 00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:59,424 Such a brave girl. Oh, my God, what a surprise. 833 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:00,633 Who is that? 834 00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:01,760 Just go with it. 835 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,136 Are you through? May we continue? 836 00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:05,722 I'm sorry, Your Honor. My sweetheart just arrived. 837 00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:07,390 She got hit by a bus a few months ago 838 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:09,809 and she was lying on the ground, I rushed over. 839 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:11,936 I gave her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 840 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:15,231 And I carried her to my car. Not that easy. 841 00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:17,609 Took her to the hospital, we fell in love 842 00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,027 and I moved to Pacoima to be with her. 843 00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:20,236 And look at her, the poor thing. 844 00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:22,113 I saved her life. Tell-- Tell him I saved-- 845 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:24,282 -You just told him. -(HESITATES) 846 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,784 -Yeah, we're in love. -LARRY: Yeah. 847 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:28,495 He's great. He's a... He's a wonderful man. 848 00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:29,829 And the... the animals... 849 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,289 -Oh, oh! Oh. -LARRY: Oh, yeah. 850 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:34,125 -He works in an animal shelter. -The animal shelter. Yeah, yeah. 851 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,336 -And the kids... -And, uh-- Oh, the disable-- 852 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,046 -He works with disabled kids. -LARRY: Disabled kids. 853 00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:40,006 Oh, he walks in, "Larry's here!" 854 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,050 They'd all jump up if they could jump. 855 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,094 All right, enough. Uh, please. 856 00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,513 Uh, prosecution, you got any more witnesses to call? 857 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:48,807 Yes. We would like to call, uh, 858 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,975 witness Rachel Heineman, please. 859 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,978 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 860 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,147 EARL: Could you please state your name for the record? 861 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:59,234 Rachel Raheli Shuli Hamda Sarala Heineman. 862 00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:00,985 And how do you know the defendant? 863 00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:04,823 I was unfortunate enough to be on a ski lift with the accused. 864 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:05,907 And for some reason, 865 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,326 Hashem decided to stop the ski lift 866 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:09,953 as shkiyat hachamah, that's sundown, 867 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,454 was approaching, and as a woman, 868 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,331 I'm not allowed to be with a man after sundown. 869 00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:15,583 -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -RACHEL: So I informed him... 870 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:16,835 Somebody's gonna have to jump. 871 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,254 -To which he said... -What, are you fucking nuts? 872 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:20,672 RACHEL: And so I was forced... 873 00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:21,506 (SCREAMS) 874 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,675 -...to jump 45 feet. -(BODY THUDS) 875 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,511 I broke both my knees, my ankles. 876 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,846 I put together a little diagram. 877 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,764 -I'm still traumatized. -(INDISTINCT MURMURING) 878 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,599 -(WHISPERS) Yeah. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 879 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:36,521 Larry David pissed on a portrait of Jesus Christ in my home. 880 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:37,814 -(ALL GASP, MURMUR) -What? 881 00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:39,524 -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -MAUREEN: He tinkled on it. 882 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,692 -He sprayed Jesus. -Oh! 883 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:43,153 -MAUREEN: And not just a little. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 884 00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,905 He came to our restaurant. He screamed. 885 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,282 (IMITATES JAPANESE) 886 00:31:47,365 --> 00:31:49,284 -(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) -(IMITATES JAPANESE) 887 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,536 -(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) -(IMITATES JAPANESE) 888 00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,872 -(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) -(IMITATES JAPANESE) 889 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,915 -(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) -(IMITATES JAPANESE) 890 00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:58,877 (SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) 891 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,589 Larry David is a sad senior 892 00:32:02,672 --> 00:32:04,716 with long balls and mental issues. 893 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:08,011 You've seen the big piles of shoes in a Holocaust museum. 894 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:10,555 What kind of monster takes some of those shoes 895 00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,432 out of there and wears them? 896 00:32:12,515 --> 00:32:14,225 -(JURORS GASP) -IRMA KOSTROSKI: Who can do that? 897 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,852 What kind of guy is Larry David? 898 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,229 He's the kind of man who carelessly, 899 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:21,733 maybe even maliciously, had me drink from his glass 900 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,026 and gave me COVID. 901 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:24,861 -(INDISTINCT MURMURING) -(SCOFFS) He gave me COVID. 902 00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,988 -Bullshit. -Ruining the biggest night of my 903 00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:28,698 and some of my fans' lives. 904 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,949 And he doesn't give a damn. 905 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,577 And I still can't smell a fucking thing. 906 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,913 -♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -EARL: State would like to call 907 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,207 -Tara Michaelson. -(WHISPERS) Who's that? 908 00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,875 -(WHISPERS) I don't know. -EARL: Ms. Michaelson, 909 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:42,170 how many years of therapy have you had? 910 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:44,756 I started therapy when I was about nine. 911 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,424 So, um, 21 years. 912 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,260 And is there one particular incident? 913 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,429 When I was about eight years old, 914 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,348 I went with my parents to a movie premiere. 915 00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:55,141 And right before the movie started, 916 00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:58,770 I went by myself to the women's restroom. 917 00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:01,147 And I found Larry standing there. 918 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:03,525 -Hello. -Thank you for fixing Judy's hair. 919 00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:04,859 Oh, you're welcome. 920 00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:06,653 TARA MICHAELSON: He gave me a hug. 921 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,448 Mommy! Mommy! That bald man's in the bathroom 922 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,951 and there's something hard in his pants. 923 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,786 (ALL GASP) 924 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,162 EARL: Thank you, Ms. Michaelson. 925 00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:19,290 I believe the prosecution rests, Your Honor. 926 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:21,334 The defense will now call their first witness, please. 927 00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:23,795 Yes, Your Honor, I'd like to call Rae Black. 928 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:26,464 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 929 00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:27,716 LEON: That's my auntie right there. 930 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:30,218 She carries candy in her bra. If we're all lucky, 931 00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:31,803 we're gonna get some of that titty-taffy. 932 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:35,098 I'm so glad she's here. So far, it's been a disaster. 933 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:37,267 (SCOFFS) It was supposed to be so easy. 934 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,477 Now, it's all gone catawampus. 935 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:45,775 (SIGHS) 936 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,154 -What was that? -Ah! 937 00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:51,656 CHERYL: What is happening? 938 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,202 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 939 00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,371 SIBBY: Mrs. Black, Larry David gave you water 940 00:33:58,455 --> 00:33:59,414 on that hot day. 941 00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:01,332 But it's not the first time he took care of you. 942 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:03,918 He took you and your family in after Hurricane Katrina. 943 00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:06,338 Well, his wife did. 944 00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:09,049 But you did live with him for quite some time. 945 00:34:09,132 --> 00:34:10,091 It's true. 946 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:14,304 Long enough for him to use the N-word around me. 947 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,681 -(ALL GASP, MURMUR) -He did that shit. 948 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:18,099 -What? -And long enough for him 949 00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:21,978 to hug me and have a hard-on, an erection that he 950 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:24,063 -was rubbing all up against me. -We don't need to talk about that. 951 00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,940 AUNTIE RAE: And the last time I saw him, 952 00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:28,360 he was carting around a Black lawn jockey. 953 00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:29,860 -Move to strike, Your Honor. -No, no, no. 954 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,322 -That's her witness, Your Honor. -Denied. It's your witness, 955 00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:33,572 you're stuck with the answers she give. 956 00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:35,617 Why is she doing this to you, Larr? 957 00:34:36,284 --> 00:34:37,409 And another thing. 958 00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:39,996 No, no, no. No further questions. 959 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:41,373 JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Sanders. 960 00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:42,581 What the hell? 961 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:47,045 You sons of bitches. It was you! 962 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:50,005 I know it was you, Bernie Bonderman, 963 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:52,384 and you, Karen Bonderman, 964 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:55,387 -trying to steal my recipe. -(ALL GASP) 965 00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:58,181 -AUNTIE RAE: How could you? -You stole that recipe, Jeff? 966 00:34:58,223 --> 00:34:59,849 (HESITATES) No. 967 00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:01,559 -You stole the recipe? -No, I didn't-- 968 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,269 -Fuck you, Larry David. -(GAVEL BANGS) 969 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:05,563 -Ms. Black-- -And fuck your monkey ass-friend... 970 00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:07,399 -JUDGE: Miss-- -...Bashiba Munderman. 971 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:09,651 Ms. Black, I will have order in this court. 972 00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:12,028 You know what, fuck it! 973 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:14,406 -You lying piece of shit, Jeff. -(ALL GASP) 974 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:18,410 That is the lowest form of anything I've ever heard. 975 00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:20,829 -Stealing a fucking anniversary gift. -(GROANS) 976 00:35:20,912 --> 00:35:22,247 Take that recipe, Jeff, 977 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:24,874 and shove it up your fat fucking ass. 978 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,376 -(JEFF GROANS) -(INDISTINCT MURMURING) 979 00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:29,587 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Oh, my God. She's walking. 980 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:31,673 She's walking! 981 00:35:31,756 --> 00:35:35,510 It's a miracle. It's a-- Look, it's just a miracle. 982 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:38,888 How did she do it? I can't even believe it. 983 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,098 -Walking. -Order. 984 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,434 -She's walking. Oh. Oh. -JUDGE: Mr. David. 985 00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:44,394 -Mr. David. -Oh. She's walking. 986 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:46,730 -JUDGE: That's enough, Mr. David. -(WHIMPERS) 987 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,898 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 988 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,066 JUDGE: Pick this up tomorrow. 989 00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:52,235 -This day is over. -(GAVEL BANGS) 990 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:55,405 MIKA: (OVER TV) Massive protests outside the Atlanta courthouse today, 991 00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:59,159 -including multiple Emmy-winning actor Ted Danson. -Stop voter suppression! 992 00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:00,744 These are a little tight. 993 00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:04,789 -(SUPPORTERS CHEERING) -There you go. Freedom to vote. 994 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,294 -Maybe Ted Danson gives a damn about democracy... -Yeah. 995 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,379 ...that's why people love him. 996 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:14,299 That's why people respect him. Mika... 997 00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:15,759 -I know. -That's why the guy's my hero. 998 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,470 -Yeah. He's an amazing actor. -Oh, I love you, guys. 999 00:36:18,553 --> 00:36:20,805 No, no, don't, don't touch the hair. 1000 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:25,310 What if Ted Danson had given that woman in the line water, 1001 00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:26,811 instead of Larry David? 1002 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,688 -I think everything would be different, right? -(SCOFFS) 1003 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:30,273 -Larr! -WILLIE GEIST: (ON TV) Yeah. Likability, certainly... 1004 00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:32,984 -LARRY: Hey, you made it. Oh! -Look at you. Oh, my God. 1005 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:35,320 -Hey. -Oh, my God. 1006 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:37,781 It's a bottle of water. I mean, it's not your fault. 1007 00:36:37,822 --> 00:36:40,492 -Exactly. I didn't do anything. -Pure, decent human being 1008 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:41,785 is all you're trying to be. 1009 00:36:41,826 --> 00:36:43,453 -Let that be a lesson to me. -JERRY SEINFELD: Right. 1010 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:45,330 So, how are you getting through this? 1011 00:36:45,413 --> 00:36:47,207 You're sitting in court all day? 1012 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:49,125 -Yeah. -Well, what do you think about? 1013 00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:51,586 -Let me give you a hypothetical. -Okay. 1014 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,255 Suppose you're friends with someone 1015 00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:55,590 -who's in the circus. -Sure. 1016 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,509 -LARRY: He knows the bearded lady very well. -Okay. 1017 00:36:57,592 --> 00:36:59,511 And you go to the performance at the Garden, he says, 1018 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:02,764 "Hey, the bearded lady's having a little shindig, 1019 00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:04,516 -why don't you join us?" -A little get-together. 1020 00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:06,518 You go to the bearded lady's apartment. 1021 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:08,728 -It's a normal apartment. -Nothing freakish. 1022 00:37:08,812 --> 00:37:10,146 -No, nothing freakish at all. -JERRY: Yeah. 1023 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:11,690 You wouldn't know you were in a freak's apartment. 1024 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:12,732 -JERRY: No. -Okay. 1025 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,943 Now, you see this picture. 1026 00:37:15,026 --> 00:37:16,945 -This gorgeous woman. -Yeah. 1027 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:20,365 And your friend says to you, "That's the bearded lady." 1028 00:37:20,448 --> 00:37:22,784 -She has no beard. -Clean-shaven bearded lady. 1029 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:26,496 She's quitting the circus. She's got a big crush on you. 1030 00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:28,665 -Really? -She'd love to go out with you. 1031 00:37:28,707 --> 00:37:30,208 -She's gonna start shaving. -JERRY: Really? 1032 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,544 -But at the party when we're there... -(CHUCKLES) At the party. 1033 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:34,379 -...she's got the beard on. -LARRY: She's got the beard on. 1034 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:36,047 -Rabbinical? -Very rabbinical. 1035 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:37,716 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Wow. 1036 00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:39,592 Yeah. Any interest? 1037 00:37:39,676 --> 00:37:41,386 -She's sexy. -LARRY: Everything. 1038 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:42,929 -Charming. -Got it all. 1039 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,180 -Wow. -The kind of woman 1040 00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:45,515 -you used to dream about... -JERRY: Yeah. 1041 00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:47,600 -...when you were a teenager. -JERRY: Yeah. 1042 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:50,395 -Fly in the ointment, though. -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 1043 00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:53,273 And this is a big fly, and he's alive. 1044 00:37:53,356 --> 00:37:54,607 What's the worst that could happen? 1045 00:37:54,691 --> 00:37:57,152 The worst that could happen is it's a paper napkin... 1046 00:37:57,235 --> 00:37:58,653 -(LARRY LAUGHS) -...and she wipes her mouth, 1047 00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:01,406 and, uh, there's some-- part of it snags. 1048 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:03,491 Is there a Fred Flintstone kind of line? 1049 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:04,784 -No, there's no line. -JERRY: No line? 1050 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,745 No, there's no line. She gets a good shave. 1051 00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:08,830 -Electric or blade? -Blade. She shaves every day. 1052 00:38:08,913 --> 00:38:11,374 But at the end of the day, she's five o'clock shadow lady. 1053 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,001 She'll shave twice a day for you. 1054 00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:15,003 What if I happen to be home at 4:30? 1055 00:38:15,086 --> 00:38:16,254 Guess who's on the ledge. 1056 00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:20,550 -(BOTH LAUGH) -♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1057 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,677 Today, Larry David will take the stand, 1058 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:24,596 and he will get a chance to explain 1059 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,389 his motivations on election day. 1060 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:28,600 And defend himself from the accusations 1061 00:38:28,683 --> 00:38:30,935 hurled at him by yesterday's witnesses. 1062 00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:36,608 Larry David... (SPEAKS SPANISH) 1063 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:38,610 Mr. David has got his work cut out for him, 1064 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:41,488 the picture that's been painted by the prosecution so far 1065 00:38:41,571 --> 00:38:44,616 is that of a petty, conniving, and, frankly, 1066 00:38:44,699 --> 00:38:46,493 -spiteful man. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1067 00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:48,870 SIBBY: And how hot was it that day? 1068 00:38:48,912 --> 00:38:50,038 -It was a scorcher. -Mm. 1069 00:38:50,121 --> 00:38:52,540 Even I was sweating, and let me tell you something, 1070 00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:54,292 I don't sweat, it's the craziest thing. 1071 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,628 Like I could be playing basketball in the summer, 1072 00:38:56,711 --> 00:38:57,587 I won't sweat. 1073 00:38:57,629 --> 00:39:00,382 You know, occasionally for some reason, 1074 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:02,550 I'll sweat during intercourse sometimes, which is odd. 1075 00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:05,637 -You know, all of a sudden, "Oh, I'm sweating!" You know? -He needs to stop talking. 1076 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:09,224 And how long was the line to vote? 1077 00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:10,684 LARRY: It was really long. 1078 00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:15,480 All those people having to wait in the hot sun. 1079 00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:18,191 -No trees. -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1080 00:39:18,274 --> 00:39:19,401 No grass. 1081 00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:21,361 And was there any shade? 1082 00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:23,738 (IMITATES SOBBING) No shade. 1083 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:32,622 I know I speak for Ms. Black and all of us 1084 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:35,000 when I say thank you for your actions. 1085 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,669 Oh, God bless you. 1086 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,462 And may God bless us all. 1087 00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:47,887 -Yes. Yes. -JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Sanders. 1088 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:51,099 -Prosecution, you got a cross? -EARL: Yes, Your Honor. 1089 00:39:51,182 --> 00:39:52,142 Proceed. 1090 00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:53,810 Let's talk about laws, Mr. David. 1091 00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:55,437 Do you ever remember taking anything 1092 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,730 that didn't belong to you? 1093 00:39:56,813 --> 00:39:58,481 You ever remember stealing anything? 1094 00:39:58,523 --> 00:40:00,358 -No. No. -EARL: No? 1095 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,527 -You don't remember taking flowers... -No. 1096 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,112 -...from a dead woman's... -No. 1097 00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:05,530 ...memorial? 1098 00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:08,408 ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1099 00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,870 LARRY: Oh, that? Well... 1100 00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:16,041 Do you remember taking a golf club out of a coffin? 1101 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,544 LARRY: (SCOFFS) It was my 5-wood. 1102 00:40:19,627 --> 00:40:21,796 EARL: You pried the club out of a dead man's hand? 1103 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,424 LARRY: Okay. So you know when you get attached to a club, 1104 00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,260 you don't wanna give it up even if it's in a coffin? 1105 00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:29,220 Well, that was that 5-wood for me. 1106 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:31,514 Did you ever bribe a city councilman? 1107 00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:35,060 Do you remember breaking in to the house 1108 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:36,561 of the head of the city council 1109 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,731 in order to take a letter from Mr. Vindman 1110 00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:41,816 -that incriminated you? -(CROWD GASPS, MURMURS) 1111 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:44,402 Ladies and gentlemen, Larry David undermines 1112 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:45,987 our free and fair elections. 1113 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:49,157 He is exactly who the Election Integrity Act 1114 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,867 was built to protect us from. 1115 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:53,787 -Objection, Your Honor. -Overruled. 1116 00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:55,205 -Really? -Yeah. 1117 00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:57,582 Let's go back to the year 2000, 1118 00:40:57,665 --> 00:40:58,625 if we could, please. 1119 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:01,544 Larry David, this is from the Los Angeles Times. 1120 00:41:01,586 --> 00:41:03,672 It's an obituary written by you. 1121 00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:06,549 Could you read it to the jury please, sir? 1122 00:41:06,591 --> 00:41:09,135 "Devoted sister, beloved cunt." 1123 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,261 -(SOBS) -CHERYL'S FATHER: Huh? 1124 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:12,555 It's a typo. Don't you see? 1125 00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:14,474 It's a typo. 1126 00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:15,767 The fact is... (CHUCKLES) 1127 00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:17,894 ...I've heard that she actually was a bit of a cunt. 1128 00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:20,105 -(ALL GASP) -But that's still no excuse 1129 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:21,606 to put that in a newspaper. 1130 00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:24,192 I have no further questions. 1131 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:26,027 JUDGE: Thank you, Counselor. 1132 00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:28,405 -I've talked to Larry about Seinfeld and shit. -Mm-hmm. 1133 00:41:28,446 --> 00:41:30,115 (CHUCKLES) So... 1134 00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:32,450 my question is, where the fuck are the tapes at? 1135 00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:33,618 -Tapes? -Larr-- The tapes. 1136 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,286 Larry won't give that shit up. The tapes. 1137 00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:36,579 -What tapes? -The fuck tapes. 1138 00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:37,747 You know what the fuck I'm talking about. 1139 00:41:37,789 --> 00:41:39,416 -No, I don't. -Every week, 1140 00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:40,625 you getting new ass, right? 1141 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:41,918 Every fucking show... 1142 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,670 -Mm-hmm. -...you meet some new chick. 1143 00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:45,672 -Well. -And I know you fucking. 1144 00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:47,257 -You probably fucking people. -Mm-hmm. 1145 00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:49,676 I did. I did. I had 'em all. 1146 00:41:49,759 --> 00:41:50,760 -Of course, man. -Yeah. 1147 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:52,512 -Come on. -And it's all on tape. 1148 00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:53,596 I don't know how you knew. 1149 00:41:53,638 --> 00:41:54,639 I figured that shit out, that's why. 1150 00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,142 Yeah. Yeah. But they're on laser disc. 1151 00:41:57,225 --> 00:41:58,643 -Oh! -Do you have a player? 1152 00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,353 -Fuck me, man. -Yeah, sorry. 1153 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,564 -No way to convert that shit to something else? -Yeah. No. 1154 00:42:02,647 --> 00:42:05,900 That's a shame. It's 13 unbelievable hours. 1155 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,819 -What a fucking waste, man. -Yeah. 1156 00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,279 I might sell it to Netflix. 1157 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,656 SIBBY: But it doesn't change the fact 1158 00:42:11,698 --> 00:42:14,451 that this law is unconstitutional. 1159 00:42:14,492 --> 00:42:18,621 Yes, Larry David did a lot of things wrong. 1160 00:42:19,956 --> 00:42:23,668 But this time, he did something right. 1161 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:25,754 -(INDISTINCT MURMURING) -SIBBY: And now, 1162 00:42:25,837 --> 00:42:29,341 you have the opportunity to do something right too. 1163 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:32,552 Thank you. 1164 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,347 -Look at her. -SUSIE: Terrific. 1165 00:42:35,388 --> 00:42:36,931 Thank you, Counselor. 1166 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:38,058 Mr. Mack. 1167 00:42:38,141 --> 00:42:40,060 -EARL: Yes, Your Honor. -(WHISPERS) Wow. That was great. 1168 00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:44,356 I know some of you may not like this law. 1169 00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:46,858 But he broke it. 1170 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:49,027 And this is an incredible opportunity 1171 00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:53,656 to put away somebody before they hurt other good people. 1172 00:42:53,698 --> 00:42:57,619 We are just scratching the surface of the depths 1173 00:42:57,702 --> 00:43:00,038 that this monster will go to. 1174 00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:01,915 There's a police report that exists 1175 00:43:01,998 --> 00:43:04,584 stating that Larry David would not give candy 1176 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,378 -to children on Halloween. -BOTH: Trick or treat. 1177 00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:07,671 I don't-- I don't think so. 1178 00:43:07,712 --> 00:43:10,048 -God, asshole! Fuck you. -Thanks for nothing, asshole. 1179 00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:14,302 He broke into a graveyard to move his mother's body. 1180 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,388 -This is nice. -Oh, yeah? 1181 00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:19,432 EARL: He brought a sex offender to a Passover seder. 1182 00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:22,686 He ate a dying dog's last meal. 1183 00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,063 Oh, that is really good. 1184 00:43:25,146 --> 00:43:26,690 -EARL: And he fornicated... -(LARRY GROANS) 1185 00:43:26,731 --> 00:43:29,359 ...with a blowup doll in broad daylight. 1186 00:43:29,401 --> 00:43:31,111 Oh, my God. 1187 00:43:31,736 --> 00:43:33,279 I made you a pillow sham. 1188 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:35,824 -EARL: He taught a child how to make a swastika. -What the... 1189 00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:37,492 GREG: What was his name again, Larry? 1190 00:43:37,575 --> 00:43:38,451 Hitler? 1191 00:43:38,535 --> 00:43:40,662 -Get in the car. -EARL: He hired a prostitute 1192 00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:43,790 so that he could drive in the carpool lane. 1193 00:43:43,873 --> 00:43:46,084 I had sex with my uncle. 1194 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:51,172 And he pretended to be an incest survivor... 1195 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:54,134 named Todd. 1196 00:43:54,217 --> 00:43:58,513 This man was asked to go to a dinner and just be cordial 1197 00:43:58,596 --> 00:43:59,889 and he couldn't even do that, folks. 1198 00:43:59,931 --> 00:44:01,975 He couldn't even be cordial. 1199 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:05,895 Good people, you have one decision to make. 1200 00:44:05,937 --> 00:44:07,897 I trust you'll make the right one. 1201 00:44:07,939 --> 00:44:10,900 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1202 00:44:10,942 --> 00:44:12,777 JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Mack. 1203 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,779 Jury will now begin their deliberations. 1204 00:44:14,863 --> 00:44:17,574 -BAILIFF: All rise. -(GAVEL BANGS) 1205 00:44:17,615 --> 00:44:19,075 Court is adjourned. 1206 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:21,036 How you feeling? 1207 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:23,788 Confident. 1208 00:44:26,374 --> 00:44:28,084 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1209 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:31,212 ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 1210 00:44:31,296 --> 00:44:32,714 Jerry. Jerry Seinfeld. 1211 00:44:32,797 --> 00:44:34,632 -Oh, my word. Sorry, man. -Hey, how you doing? 1212 00:44:34,674 --> 00:44:36,092 Can I have two seconds of your time, please? 1213 00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:38,845 I can't. I'm having dinner with my friends. 1214 00:44:38,928 --> 00:44:40,013 My name's Michael Fouchay. 1215 00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:41,765 I'm actually a legitimate businessman. 1216 00:44:41,806 --> 00:44:43,725 -I run Fouchay Enterprises. -All right. 1217 00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:45,268 You might have heard of us. 1218 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:47,270 -We own several businesses. -I have not, but I like the accent. 1219 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:48,438 -South African? -Yes. 1220 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,190 -Yeah, I like that accent. -I'm amazed you recognize it. 1221 00:44:50,273 --> 00:44:51,566 -Yeah, I do. -MICHAEL FOUCHAY: Thank you. 1222 00:44:51,608 --> 00:44:53,985 I mean, I think accents in general are moronic. 1223 00:44:54,027 --> 00:44:55,737 -MICHAEL: Right. -Why don't you talk the way we talk? 1224 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,821 You're here. You can hear it. 1225 00:44:56,905 --> 00:44:58,990 Listen, my brother's having a birthday. 1226 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:01,034 He's turning 40. I've got a lovely house. 1227 00:45:01,117 --> 00:45:03,536 No one ever turned 40 before. Yeah, go ahead. 1228 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,830 You come, you smile, take a few photos, 1229 00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:07,791 shake a few hands, just be cordial. 1230 00:45:07,832 --> 00:45:09,209 Yeah. Can't do it. 1231 00:45:09,292 --> 00:45:11,169 -MICHAEL: Why not? -Can't be cordial. 1232 00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:14,964 (SCOFFS) Um... Uh... 1233 00:45:15,006 --> 00:45:16,883 -Uh, excuse me. No, I'm sorry. -Oh. Excuse me. Pardon me. 1234 00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:18,385 -No, go ahead. No, I'm so sorry. -So sorry. No, you go. 1235 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:20,470 -No, go ahead. -Hey, you know, you look a lot like Joe Pesci. 1236 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:21,846 -Anybody ever tell you that? -Really? 1237 00:45:21,888 --> 00:45:23,306 -Yeah. -You think I'm fucking funny? 1238 00:45:23,348 --> 00:45:24,808 -You think I'm a clown? -JERRY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1239 00:45:24,849 --> 00:45:26,017 Am I here to make you fucking laugh? 1240 00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:28,770 Yeah, that's what he says in the... 1241 00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:34,192 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1242 00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:40,281 DAN ABRAMS: The jury has reached a verdict 1243 00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:42,784 in the trial of the people of the state of Georgia 1244 00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:44,202 versus Larry David. 1245 00:45:44,244 --> 00:45:46,705 It's not about what this man has done or the poor decisions 1246 00:45:46,746 --> 00:45:50,041 he's made in the past, it is about this heinous 1247 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:52,210 and needlessly cruel law. 1248 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:57,257 (CROWD CHEERING) 1249 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:01,553 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1250 00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:02,887 Huh? 1251 00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,764 -You're here? -Hey, LD. 1252 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:06,641 Don't worry. I broke up with Cynthia. 1253 00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:08,935 Oh, jeez. Really? That's too bad. 1254 00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:10,270 Yeah, well, I'm a little worried. 1255 00:46:10,353 --> 00:46:12,439 -She bought a gun. -She's gonna kill herself? 1256 00:46:12,522 --> 00:46:14,315 No. You. 1257 00:46:14,399 --> 00:46:16,317 (CHUCKLES) That's funny. 1258 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,236 It's not a joke. 1259 00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:20,238 Hey, man. 1260 00:46:20,321 --> 00:46:22,574 I binged all those Seinfeld episodes. 1261 00:46:22,657 --> 00:46:23,700 Oh, yeah? 1262 00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:25,702 All I got left is the fucking finale. 1263 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:26,703 Wow. 1264 00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,580 Although, I heard some terrible things about it. 1265 00:46:28,663 --> 00:46:30,749 I heard you fucked it up. 1266 00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:33,418 -BAILIFF: All rise. -Good luck today, man. 1267 00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:42,218 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 1268 00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:44,971 -have you reached a verdict? -We have, Your Honor. 1269 00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:49,351 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1270 00:46:51,186 --> 00:46:52,604 I don't understand, why does the judge 1271 00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:53,938 have to peek at it? 1272 00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:56,941 Yeah, and I gotta see it, and then ma-- then you go back. 1273 00:46:56,983 --> 00:46:57,984 This makes no sense. 1274 00:46:58,068 --> 00:47:00,111 Yeah. They can't make two copies? 1275 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:10,121 On the charge of violating the Election Integrity Act, 1276 00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:12,040 how do you find the defendant? 1277 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:17,712 We find the defendant guilty. 1278 00:47:17,796 --> 00:47:18,880 -What? -Oh, come on. 1279 00:47:18,963 --> 00:47:20,757 -This is a travesty of justice. -Come on. 1280 00:47:20,799 --> 00:47:23,968 -(INDISTINCT CLAMOR) -Oh, my God. 1281 00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:26,721 Mr. David, seems you have a history 1282 00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:30,475 of doing the same things wrong over and over. 1283 00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:34,354 And I truly hope this time you finally learned your lesson. 1284 00:47:34,437 --> 00:47:35,980 And to make sure of that, I'm gonna sentence you 1285 00:47:36,022 --> 00:47:37,816 to the maximum the law allows. 1286 00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:38,983 -One year in prison. -(CROWD GASPS) 1287 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:43,029 -What? Come on. Seriously? -LEON: Larry, look. 1288 00:47:43,113 --> 00:47:45,156 When you get there, get a job at the library. 1289 00:47:45,198 --> 00:47:46,783 No, I think the infirmary. 1290 00:47:46,825 --> 00:47:47,951 JERRY: Maybe something in reception. 1291 00:47:47,992 --> 00:47:49,828 "Hello, jail. Can I help you?" 1292 00:47:49,911 --> 00:47:51,121 -JUDGE: Bailiff. -(GAVEL BANGS) 1293 00:47:51,162 --> 00:47:52,872 Take Mr. David into custody. 1294 00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:54,249 Hey, Larry. Don't worry. 1295 00:47:54,332 --> 00:47:57,168 I'm gonna take real, real good care of that house of ours. 1296 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,671 -Oh, my God. -Bye, Larr. 1297 00:47:59,754 --> 00:48:00,839 LARRY: Hey, let me ask you something. 1298 00:48:00,922 --> 00:48:03,133 What do you do about, you know, toothpaste 1299 00:48:03,174 --> 00:48:05,844 and shaving cream and Q-tips? 1300 00:48:05,927 --> 00:48:08,680 Is-- Is there a store or is it like a hotel 1301 00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:09,931 where they just leave it out for you? 1302 00:48:10,015 --> 00:48:11,766 And can I bring my own toilet paper? 1303 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:13,143 Oh, and my phone charger. 1304 00:48:13,184 --> 00:48:14,853 Leon, Leon, I need my phone charger. 1305 00:48:14,936 --> 00:48:16,521 -You don't got a charger. -I loaned it to you. 1306 00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:19,482 -I gave it back. -Bullshit! That's my charger! 1307 00:48:19,524 --> 00:48:20,942 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1308 00:48:21,026 --> 00:48:23,153 I should probably go do some interviews. 1309 00:48:23,194 --> 00:48:25,155 (SIGHS) Where should we eat? 1310 00:48:28,033 --> 00:48:29,534 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1311 00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:32,704 Hey. Look at this. 1312 00:48:32,787 --> 00:48:34,372 That happens to me too. 1313 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:36,875 -What do you call that? -It's a pants tent. 1314 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,251 -Pants tent. -LARRY: Yeah. 1315 00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:40,587 I got a five-inch bunch up here. 1316 00:48:40,670 --> 00:48:41,796 INMATE: You know something, 1317 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,007 I stopped wearing corduroys because of that. 1318 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:45,884 Yeah, I'm wearing corduroys now. 1319 00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:47,927 Yeah, and women, 1320 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,220 they don't know what a pants tent is. 1321 00:48:49,304 --> 00:48:51,556 They-- It could lead to misunderstandings. 1322 00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:52,974 They get confused. 1323 00:48:53,058 --> 00:48:54,934 -(DOOR BANGS OPEN) -GUARD: Hey. 1324 00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:56,644 Somebody's here to see you. 1325 00:48:59,647 --> 00:49:02,067 All right, Chuckles. Let's get you out of here. 1326 00:49:02,108 --> 00:49:03,443 -What? Wait. -JERRY: Yeah. 1327 00:49:03,526 --> 00:49:05,362 What are you-- What are you-- What are you talking about? 1328 00:49:05,403 --> 00:49:06,738 It's over. 1329 00:49:06,821 --> 00:49:08,865 -It's over? -You're a free man. 1330 00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:10,241 -LARRY: I'm a free man? -That's right. 1331 00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:12,494 -How am I a free man? -I'll tell you how. 1332 00:49:12,577 --> 00:49:14,746 You know that Mexican restaurant near the hotel? 1333 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:15,997 I go there to get something to eat. 1334 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:17,374 I don't even like Mexican food. 1335 00:49:17,415 --> 00:49:19,084 That's okay. I won't tell anybody. 1336 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,211 -What do I care? -Well, some people care. 1337 00:49:21,252 --> 00:49:22,712 -Really? -LARRY: Yeah. 1338 00:49:22,754 --> 00:49:25,840 Anyway, there's this guy there, looks like Joe Pesci. 1339 00:49:25,924 --> 00:49:27,676 So I go up to him, talking to him. 1340 00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:29,094 I go you really look like Pesci 1341 00:49:29,135 --> 00:49:30,470 -from Goodfellas. -Yeah. 1342 00:49:30,553 --> 00:49:32,180 He goes, "Oh, what am I, a clown for you?" 1343 00:49:32,263 --> 00:49:33,390 I go, "Ah, that's a Pesci line." 1344 00:49:33,431 --> 00:49:34,557 -LARRY: Yeah, yeah. -You know? 1345 00:49:34,599 --> 00:49:36,476 -He doesn't like that too much. -LARRY: Uh-huh. 1346 00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:40,105 Anyway, today in the courtroom, I look in the jury box. 1347 00:49:40,146 --> 00:49:42,649 That's that guy. Same guy. 1348 00:49:42,732 --> 00:49:43,900 The hair, Pesci. 1349 00:49:43,942 --> 00:49:45,026 Yeah, yeah, that's the guy in the jury. 1350 00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:46,611 -The juror. I know that guy. -JERRY: Yeah. 1351 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,363 -The big pompadour. Yeah, yeah. -JERRY: With the hair. Yeah, yeah. 1352 00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:50,115 He's not supposed to be in a Mexican restaurant 1353 00:49:50,198 --> 00:49:51,491 because he's under sequester. 1354 00:49:51,574 --> 00:49:53,410 -He broke his sequester? -Broke his sequester. 1355 00:49:53,451 --> 00:49:55,453 -He's supposed to sequester. -He's supposed to sequester. 1356 00:49:55,537 --> 00:49:57,455 -He's a bad sequesterer. -You can't not sequester 1357 00:49:57,497 --> 00:49:59,457 -when you're supposed to sequester, right? -You should be sequestering. 1358 00:49:59,499 --> 00:50:02,127 Yeah. I tell the judge, judge calls the restaurant, 1359 00:50:02,210 --> 00:50:04,129 they look at the security footage. 1360 00:50:04,170 --> 00:50:07,340 Mistrial declared. Sentence thrown out. 1361 00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:09,134 You're done. 1362 00:50:09,217 --> 00:50:12,637 How about that, sport fans? 1363 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:16,933 Uh-- I-- Well, you know... (HESITATES) Come on. 1364 00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:18,685 -Ah! -I mean, crazy. 1365 00:50:18,768 --> 00:50:20,145 You don't wanna end up like this. 1366 00:50:20,228 --> 00:50:21,604 Nobody wants to see it. 1367 00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:23,231 Trust me. 1368 00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:25,358 (CHUCKLES) Wow. 1369 00:50:25,442 --> 00:50:27,027 Breathe the free air, young man. 1370 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:29,279 Yes. (INHALES DEEPLY) 1371 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,823 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1372 00:50:31,865 --> 00:50:33,116 Oh, my God. 1373 00:50:35,201 --> 00:50:37,662 This is how we should've ended the finale. 1374 00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:39,372 Oh, my God, you're right. 1375 00:50:39,456 --> 00:50:41,291 How did we not think of that? 1376 00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:43,084 (BOTH GROAN) 1377 00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:48,548 ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached our cruising... 1378 00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:49,341 CHERYL: Wow. 1379 00:50:49,424 --> 00:50:50,592 -TED: Yeah. -Try that one. 1380 00:50:50,675 --> 00:50:51,968 -You know what? -Yeah. 1381 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,178 Handcuffs look tight on that one. 1382 00:50:53,219 --> 00:50:54,679 They do. Did they hurt? 1383 00:50:54,721 --> 00:50:56,056 -Uh-uh. -No? 1384 00:50:56,139 --> 00:50:57,640 Montgomery Clift. 1385 00:50:57,682 --> 00:50:59,684 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1386 00:51:02,145 --> 00:51:03,855 -Whoo! Hey. -Hey, what is that? 1387 00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:06,149 -I need it for the light. I need it to read. -LARRY: The what? I'm-- 1388 00:51:06,191 --> 00:51:08,109 I'm trying to read. I can't see. You're blinding me. 1389 00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:09,319 Well, I need it to read. I need-- 1390 00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:11,363 Why don't you use the overhead light? 1391 00:51:11,404 --> 00:51:12,781 Just let her keep the shade up. 1392 00:51:12,864 --> 00:51:15,116 I'm trying to watch a movie, all I see is glare. 1393 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,910 It's like I'm watching a fucking radio right now. 1394 00:51:16,993 --> 00:51:18,370 My retinas are burning. 1395 00:51:18,453 --> 00:51:20,121 -This is bullshit. This is bullshit. -(INDISTINCT CLAMORING) 1396 00:51:20,205 --> 00:51:21,539 Cheryl and I want it open. 1397 00:51:21,623 --> 00:51:24,167 It's a community shade. She doesn't own that shade. 1398 00:51:24,209 --> 00:51:26,211 -Go fuck yourself, Larr. -We'll take a vote. 1399 00:51:26,294 --> 00:51:28,380 Go back to fucking jail, Larry. 1400 00:51:28,463 --> 00:51:30,632 -Oh, nice. That's nice. -I vote with them. 1401 00:51:30,715 --> 00:51:32,801 -I vote with them. -It's not your window. 1402 00:51:32,884 --> 00:51:35,220 (OVERLAPPING CLAMOR) 1403 00:51:35,303 --> 00:51:39,182 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1404 00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:57,635 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪