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( Theme music playing )

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- Attendant: Welcome aboard.
- Thanks.

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I'm here. Excuse me.

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Attendant: Welcome aboard.

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Pinkberry?

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No, thank you.

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Are you really
pushing my drink back?

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Encroachment.

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- Encroachment?
- Yes, you're encroaching.

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Oh. Sorry.

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That's a penalty.

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Passage or penalty?

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Look at this. Look at the
size of these laces.

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Have you noticed that they're making
laces much longer than they used to?

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I'm just... I'm actually
trying to read something.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Sorry to disturb you.

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Okay.

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I could do better than this.

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I'll pick it up.

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Excuse me.

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Do you mind my asking
where you're going?

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I was going to go
to the bathroom.

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This bathroom is for
coach passengers only.

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Really? Who said that?

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Um, earlier I tried
to use the one up there

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and I was told that, you know, coach
isn't allowed to use first class.

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- We have our different areas.
- I am so sorry that they did that.

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- That's terrible.
- Thank you for understanding.

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Well, I understand
and I empathize with you

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- that you weren't allowed to do that.
- Thank you.

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But I'm still going
to use the bathroom.

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- Why would... why?
- I didn't stop you from using that bathroom.

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Oh, 'cause you're in first class so you
get to do whatever you want to do.

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- Not at all.
- You get on first.

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- You get free drinks. You get a hot towel.
- No no.

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Just 'cause I'm sitting up there you're
making a generalization about me.

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But I'm not like
a first-class person.

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- I'm coachy.
- It's just that you're not acting coachy.

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- I didn't stop you.
- You're not acting coachy. You're acting first classy.

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- I'm coachy.
- No, but you just think you get to walk back here...

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- You got it all wrong, okay?
- Oh, I'm sure that I do.

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You'd be up in first class if
someone bought you a ticket.

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- Poor misunderstood first class.
- Oh, poor little coachy girl.

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- I get everything.
- She's so jealous 'cause everybody else

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is more comfortable
than the coachy girl.

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I just want to pee
somewhere... everywhere.

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- I have nothing.
- ( Both mock crying )

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Miss.

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Miss.

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Yes sir, can I help you?

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Yeah, I'd like
another drink, please.

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Um, I actually think you
might have had enough.

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( Humming )

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No, I don't want water.

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I said scotch with two ice cubes.
No water.

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- I cannot serve you any more alcohol.
- What?

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For Christ's sake, I'll get it myself.
Where's the drink cart?

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( Humming )

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- Shut up!
- Sir, get out of my face and sit.

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You get out of my face.
Just get the fucking drink.

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That is it. I'm going to
speak to the captain.

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No, I am going
to speak to the captain.

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Why can't I have
another fucking drink?

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- ( Passengers gasp )
- ( man shrieking )

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Oh no, I'll stop. Please don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.

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Don't hurt me.
I'll go back to my seat.

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- Please don't hit me.
- I... I just... it was...

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- Don't hit me anymore.
- I didn't really...

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Thank you. Sir, that man was
abusive and he was drunk.

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- Thank you.
- ( Applauding )

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Man: Good job.

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Trying to help.
I was helping out.

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Somebody had to help her.

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Oh, please.

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Oh my... oh.

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- Thank you.
- Susie: What happened?

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- That was you?
- That was me. I jumped on him.

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- Crazy. What motivated you?
- Yeah.

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You know, uh, he was
abusing the stewardess

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and I just did it.

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- Look at you. How about that?
- So not like you.

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- I didn't even think about it really.
- God, you're very brave.

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Huh.

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You are. You're a hero.

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That too, I suppose.

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I'm Donna, by the way.

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Oh hey. Larry.

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Larry.

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- Thank you.
- Pfft.

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Larry: What is the deal
with these shoelaces now?

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They make them so long.

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I mean, I'm tripping over
these laces five times a day.

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But you got a girl out of it.

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She thinks I'm a hero.

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Only you and I know you
weren't an intentional hero.

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You don't think there's any way in the world
I would have done something about that guy?

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Impossible. Ricky gervais is
sitting in the booth behind you.

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- Oh, really?
- Yup.

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Can I turn around or is that...

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- all right, are we ready?
- Yeah.

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You know they replaced
all the lighting here.

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- Oh yeah, it's very nice.
- And then really went with what you got over there.

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So it's all... and then I keep this
going until you've turned around.

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- There you go.
- Okay, yeah.

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He's in town doing a play
right next door.

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Oh yeah, I heard about that play.
What's it called?

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Uh, "Mr. higginbotham"?

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- "Mister simmington." Yes.
- "Mister simmington."

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I've been hoping to sign him.
I just... I love him.

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- He'd be great to have.
- Yeah, he's great. You know what?

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- I'm gonna buy him a bottle of wine.
- Great move. Why not?

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Would you like me to get a
bottle of wine for Mr. gervais?

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- Sure.
- How did you...

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- okay. Yeah, sure. Please.
- Excellent.

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- Okay.
- I'll take care of that.

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See, you've got to be
careful with these waiters.

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They come over to your table,
they eavesdrop.

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I think that's why they're
always pouring the water.

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Yeah.
You can't say anything personal.

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I think that's one of the perks of
the job is picking up the tidbits.

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It's a tidbit festival.

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- Excuse me.
- Yes?

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- Did he order the wine?
- Yes, he got a very nice bottle.

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In fact, it was a $300 bottle.
So the best in the house.

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Enjoy.

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A $300 bottle of wine?
Are you serious?

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Look.

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He looks very happy.

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I'm sorry, that's completely
inappropriate.

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- It is inappropriate.
- It's really taking advantage.

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I agree with you. But
listen, man, I am starving.

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My blood sugar is just
going down to my feet.

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If I don't eat something...
I feel, like, faint.

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- Our food's sitting up there.
- Our food's sitting up there?

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- Yeah.
- Well, what the fuck?

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What is he doing? He's just sitting
there schmoozing with them?

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Yeah, it's like he found
a new best friend.

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You know what?
How about if I just go get it?

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- If you do that you're a hero.
- Really?

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- You're a hero.
- You got it, pal.

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All right. Thank you.

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- ( Laughing )
- one for you and one for me.

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Fantastic. Oh yes.

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- Enjoying your meal?
- As a matter of fact I am.

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Um, where did
this food come from?

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I brought it here.

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You understand I'm the waiter?

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Yet we were the ones
who were doing the waiting.

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So we became the waiters.

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This man is a hero.

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He just revolutionized the way
restaurants work, my friend.

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No one's gonna go hungry again.

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- Sorry.
- Gentlemen.

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I just can't believe,
quite honestly,

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that I haven't heard about what
happened on the plane, Larry.

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- Honestly, it was nothing.
- I think people need to know about it.

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I mean, do you remember
Sully sullenberger?

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- Sully, yeah.
- Sully sullenberger.

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When he landed that plane
in New York City

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right there in the water,
that was inspiring to people.

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That's interesting. I never made
the Sully connection before.

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I wonder what Sully would have
done if he was in my shoes?

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Not that I'm comparing
myself to Sully.

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People should know
that you did this.

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This is a whole other side of you
that people don't know about.

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You know about it.
That's enough for me.

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- Okay.
- If you want to call Sully...

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- ( Laughs )
- if we can get Sully's number

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- you can tell Sully, okay?
- You're too modest.

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It's funny, you know? I've never
really been tested like that before.

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- Hmm.
- Didn't fight in a war.

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Once I went to the seventh game
of a world series

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and came home on the subway
and it was very crowded

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and hot and disgusting.

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- People were sweating on me.
- Hmm.

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But I maintained my composure.

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I thought that was a good sign.

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Thank god you were on the plane.
That's all I have to say.

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- You could say more.
- I could?

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- Yeah.
- ( laughs )

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Keep the change.

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- This is where they live?
- They live around the corner.

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But I want to stop at
the bakery and get some bread.

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No wine?

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Everybody brings wine.
I bring bread.

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Oh.

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( Doorbell buzzes )

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- Ah, hello.
- Hello.

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- Hello, Donna. So good to see you again.
- Hi.

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- Good to see you too.
- The food's gonna be a lot better here

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than on the plane, I guarantee.

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What is that, lar?

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Enjoy.

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This is what you bring?

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- It's Italian bread.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, but this
doesn't go with my menu.

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You don't know what I'm serving.

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Don't impose your desires
on my whole cuisine.

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- It's delicious.
- Everyone brings wine or maybe some nuts.

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- That's the point. Everybody brings that.
- You bring bread.

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- If everybody's bringing that...
- ah, Ricardo.

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- How are you?
- I'm so excited that you're here.

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Star power.

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Star power at
my dinner party, huh?

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- Thanks so much for coming.
- A little gift.

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Oh my god. Oh my god,
I can't believe this.

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- Signed.
- Signed.

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The funniest show in
the history of television.

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- It was funny.
- I love this show.

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I wouldn't call it the funniest
show in the history of television.

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I would, lar.
This show was hilarious.

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No doubt about it, funny show.
But the history of television?

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"Seinfeld," lovely show.

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Well, thank you. It was good.
There was good.

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- Oh no, I love broad comedy.
- Yeah.

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- I will treasure this, Ricky.
- I love the laugh track on it.

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- I'm so happy he's here.
- It reminds you when to laugh.

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- We didn't do one.
- It's a very funny show.

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It's just odd to just show
up with your own DVD.

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- Yeah.
- Never heard of somebody

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who's in something and then
showing up with it.

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- You've never heard of that?
- No, it's an odd thing.

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What, do you mean it's odd because
you've never heard of it?

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- You don't know everything, do you?
- Well, no.

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I'm sure there's loads of things that go on
that you've never heard of that aren't odd.

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What's this deal?
You got a scarf?

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Yeah, I want to keep my throat warm
'cause I'm in a play at the moment.

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So I have to project everything.
It's not like TV.

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- If you don't mind my saying...
- Not at all.

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It looks slightly affected.

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Yeah, I was worried about that.

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But one person
thinking it's affected,

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1,000 people let down...

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- I get it.
- Yeah.

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So what's the name of this play?

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- "Mister simmington."
- What is it? Is it drama?

237
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,217
- Yeah, very much so.
- Really?

238
00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:01,088
It's one man's fear of
the outbreak of world war I.

239
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,423
And he's worried about
what will happen to britain.

240
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,259
It's a sort of
double-edged story

241
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,772
because the parallel is he's
fighting his own war, a class war.

242
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,207
- It's not that important.
- You should come along and see it tomorrow night.

243
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,732
I'll get you
a couple of tickets.

244
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,668
Jeff and susie are coming.
So join the party.

245
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,105
Oh, um...

246
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,941
You know what? I'd love to.

247
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,911
Donna is working tomorrow night.
She can't come.

248
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,578
But you could still come though.

249
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,448
Come along. You can't talk to her
anyway during a play, can you?

250
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,994
So you're not really missing her
for that three and a half hours.

251
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,886
- Three and a half?
- Yeah.

252
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,722
- Mmm.
- Drinks in the interval.

253
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,657
- "Mister simmington" it is.
- Excellent.

254
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,227
Tickets will be
at the box office.

255
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,063
- Let me ask you a question.
- Go on.

256
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,899
Did you enjoy the wine
the other day?

257
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,811
Oh, thank you, yes.
It was absolutely wonderful.

258
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,404
- I hope so because it cost a lot of money.
- It was beautiful.

259
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,316
- So I hope it was good for that price.
- It was great. Really great.

260
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,575
You know, it was like
a $300 bottle of wine.

261
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,144
Was it?
I didn't look at the price.

262
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,046
- You didn't?
- No, not when it's a gift.

263
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,857
- That's kind of odd, isn't it?
- No, not when it's a gift.

264
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,415
- Really? Does it?
- It ruins it. Yeah.

265
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,051
Huh, interesting.

266
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,129
'Cause then you put a monetary
value on someone's gesture.

267
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,756
Some people might think that you
may have taken a little advantage.

268
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,724
Who? Who?

269
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:15,095
- Well, I suppose if you took a survey...
- why would you ever do that?

270
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,197
- Just to see. Just to get an answer.
- Okay.

271
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,299
- And you say to this person...
- Yeah.

272
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,836
If somebody offered you a
bottle of wine in a restaurant,

273
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,905
how expensive a bottle
of wine would you order?

274
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,750
I would think I'd better look at the price.
I don't want to take advantage.

275
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,943
Here's my DVD... $30.
No, I'd never say it.

276
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,420
This very generous person
bought me a bottle of wine,

277
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,313
I don't think I'll take
advantage of him.

278
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,815
It doesn't matter. It's a gift,
that's how I look at it.

279
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,516
Susie: Okay, everybody,
dinner is served.

280
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,888
There's place cards on the table.
Find your name.

281
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,148
I've done something a little
interesting and different.

282
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,110
- Donna, you're over there next to Ricky.
- Okay.

283
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,694
- I've separated the couples.
- What?

284
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,306
- I thought it'd be fun.
- What are you talking about separating the couples?

285
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,375
- I separated the couples.
- Why? What's the point of that?

286
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,343
- Meet new people, mingle.
- I don't want to meet new people.

287
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,870
- I don't want to mingle.
- Well, you're gonna have to

288
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,906
because you're sitting
down there next to Hank.

289
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,750
- I have to sit next to some stranger for three hours?
- Just go do it.

290
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,077
- Just go, okay?
- This is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

291
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,380
All right, everyone.
Bon appã©tit.

292
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,249
- Ricky: Looks amazing.
- Susie: Doesn't it?

293
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,351
Thank you.
To our first dinner party.

294
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,486
- Cheers.
- All: Cheers.

295
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,322
Jeff: First of many.

296
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,933
Susie: We're just here for the summe.
We're subletting.

297
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,292
- How's it going?
- Hey.

298
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,929
Oh, you're married
to the actress, right?

299
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,731
I am. I am the husband
of the brit.

300
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,866
- I'm Hank.
- Yeah well, hi. Larry.

301
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,003
- Hey, Larry.
- I don't know why they had to separate the couples.

302
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,739
I mean, that's ridiculous.
You know, totally ridiculous.

303
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,807
( People laughing )

304
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,744
Turned out to be a door for good skin
so he wasn't a pedophile at all.

305
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,413
- ( Laughing )
- oh my god.

306
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,683
Ricky: That's true.

307
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,953
You know, when I first saw you

308
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,721
I guessed you for a spaniard.

309
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,058
Yeah.

310
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,994
- I'm glad you're not Spanish.
- Really?

311
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,363
I'm not a fan of the Spanish.

312
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,764
Why is that?

313
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,768
It's a personal thing. I got
picked on a lot by some kids.

314
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,203
By spaniards?

315
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,106
Yeah. Well, they spoke Spanish.

316
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,141
Oh, they're not from Spain?

317
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,676
I don't know where
they were from.

318
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,479
- ( Banging )
- oh my god.

319
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,082
- What is that?
- I'm sorry, I've shattered your bread.

320
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,684
What is that? It's not my bread.
Larry brought it.

321
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,153
- It's hard, huh?
- Wow.

322
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,455
- It's supposed to be hard.
- Not this hard.

323
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,600
Yes. You know what? You don't
know anything about bread.

324
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,893
I know that you're meant to
be able to eat it at least.

325
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,162
Right. It's supposed
to be toasted, okay?

326
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,331
Toasted with some butter
and maybe a little garlic.

327
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,342
You know what? Talk to
your friends and neighbors

328
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,403
down at that end of the table.
Annoying everybody.

329
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,110
I don't really even know
how to write cursive anymore.

330
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,018
So how's your marriage?

331
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,186
What the hell?

332
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,089
Why would you ask me that?

333
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,892
I'm trying to elevate
small talk to medium talk.

334
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,594
Okay, fine.

335
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,663
Um...

336
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,098
It's all right.

337
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,834
You know, it's fine. It's okay.

338
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,769
How often do you have sex?

339
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,439
- Almost never.
- Hmm.

340
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,107
( Donna laughing )

341
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,409
What we did is we made
another one further down

342
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,946
- and his little plums are hanging down.
- Jeff: His plums!

343
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,415
We covered them in breadcrumbs

344
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,052
so the carp would sort of
jump and nip at them.

345
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,754
Yeah, it was amazing.

346
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,090
- Jeff: You're kidding me.
- Larry: You know what?

347
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,492
You know what? This is not
fair what's going on here.

348
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,152
- This is not fair.
- What's the matter?

349
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,671
You say you're separating
the couples?

350
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,335
- You're not separated.
- We're the hosts.

351
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,475
Oh, you're the hosts? You
fixed this whole thing, okay?

352
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,634
You fixed it all so you
could be at the cool table.

353
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,604
You got Ricky gervais, you got
ally, you got your Broadway stars.

354
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,806
- Go back and sit down.
- The cool table?

355
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,141
What are you, in third grade?

356
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,876
Excuse me, susie.
Where is the toilet?

357
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,578
- Ooh!
- Susie: Oh my gosh!

358
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,048
So sorry. Ricky, can I
please pay you for that?

359
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,350
Oh, don't. It's very expensive.

360
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,920
- It's okay, I insist.
- It's a $500 scarf.

361
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,123
That's okay. I'm good for it.

362
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,825
- Hank, what happened?
- I tripped over my shoelaces.

363
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,761
That's exactly how Larry fell
into the guy on the plane.

364
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,399
What?
- On the plane he tripped over his shoelaces.

365
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,469
Donna: Larry, is that true?

366
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,788
You know what, Larry? I think you're
taking the wrong tactic with these women.

367
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,416
I really do. I think you have
to present who you really are.

368
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,260
- Otherwise you get stuck.
- I did present who I really was...

369
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,653
A phony, a fraud,
a prevaricator.

370
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,031
- I presented who I was.
- No, it's better she knows who you are.

371
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,366
And she either
accepts you or not.

372
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,767
I took her home
at the end of the night.

373
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,927
She was so cold. She's
lost all respect for me.

374
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:44,507
Honestly, this whole thing never would have
happened if you didn't separate the couples.

375
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,033
We became a couple because we
didn't want to be separated.

376
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,502
My dinner party,
you play by my rules.

377
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,647
You know what? Don't invite me anymore.
How about that?

378
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,442
I don't have any choice.
You're like an appendage to us.

379
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:59,379
Hey, Larry David. Ricky
gervais left a ticket for me.

380
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,682
Here you go. It's $200.

381
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,219
They're charging me $200
for the ticket.

382
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,255
I thought he was giving
it to me for free.

383
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,490
- What can you do?
- What is it with this guy?

384
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,326
- He's costing me a fortune.
- Just pay. We're here.

385
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:20,099
- At least the seats are good.
- Yeah. Thank you.

386
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,369
- Nice full house.
- Good seats.

387
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,205
Yeah, full house. Oh, here.

388
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,275
- What are you doing?
- I want the aisle.

389
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,510
That's my ticket.
I had the aisle ticket.

390
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,313
Larry, we had three seats,
they were the house seats

391
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,216
and any one of us could sit
in any of these seats.

392
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,993
No, you weren't there
when I got the envelopes.

393
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,328
I took them out
and put them together.

394
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,154
Hey, don't fuck things up for me.
Sit down.

395
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,055
God damn it.
Sit next to your husband.

396
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,833
I don't want to sit next to my husband.
I'm with him all the time.

397
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,402
He's your best friend,
you sit next to him.

398
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,803
Last night it was okay
to sit next to him.

399
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,629
That was fine, right?
You separate the couples

400
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,874
but you sit next to your husband.
I'm a little confused.

401
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,338
- What are you confused about?
- Last night's very regimented.

402
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,179
Okay? And tonight it's like
a free-for-all, is that it?

403
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,680
- I want the aisle.
- Keep your voices down.

404
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,441
- I'm very confused.
- ( Applause )

405
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,511
( Dramatic music playing )

406
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,822
Ally: Mr. simmington!
Mr. simmington!

407
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,457
Ricky: Yes? Yes?

408
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,125
- What?
- Have you heard?

409
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,329
Of course I've heard.
It's in the morning paper.

410
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,431
It's not every day
that archduke Franz ferdinand

411
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,098
is struck down
by an assassin's bullet.

412
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,635
I'm scrunched in here.
I want that seat.

413
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,471
- Oh, fuck you, Larry. I'm the girl.
- Shut up.

414
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,106
You're a girl? You're a witch.

415
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,043
And should it be
a life they give,

416
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,412
then they will give it gladly.

417
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,382
- ( Arguing )
- this unforg...

418
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,185
( arguing continues )

419
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,321
Shut the fuck up.

420
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:52,124
If that is so, then I am done.

421
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,993
- Shall I lose you?
- ( Arguing continues )

422
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,596
Shall I lose Robert?

423
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,998
And what about you?

424
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,201
I... I will do my duty gladly.

425
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,136
How am I gonna watch
this for three hours?

426
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,005
It's gonna be rough
for all of us.

427
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,242
Shh. Watch the play.

428
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,656
Did you hear the fucking idiots
talking all the way through as well?

429
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,748
- Just like "bip bip bip."
- You were fantastic.

430
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,518
- Really?
- In fact, I was able to overhear

431
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,687
what the whole to-do was about.

432
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,457
Yeah, there was a woman and she took
a seat that didn't belong to her.

433
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,927
She was a hideous
hideous looking person.

434
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,263
Susie: I don't think you
got a good look, Larry.

435
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,600
- I got a great look.
- The woman was quite attractive if I recall.

436
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,935
- Maybe on some bizarro planet.
- Mm-hmm.

437
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,306
Listen, you were great. Forget about them.
You were great.

438
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,841
No, honestly, that's
the worst I've ever been.

439
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,353
That was, like... that was... at
most that was nine out of 10.

440
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,145
And usually I'm 10 out of 10.

441
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,456
- That was a nine out of 10?
- A nine?

442
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,849
- Yeah.
- Larry: Seems a bit high.

443
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,685
- How much theater do you see?
- I saw "Oklahoma."

444
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,622
- Frivolous nonsense for the moronic classes.
- Oh really?

445
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,890
Are you kidding? "Oklahoma"?

446
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,627
"Oh what a beautiful morning,
oh what a beautiful day.

447
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:05,565
I've got a beautiful feeling,
everything's going my way."

448
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,266
- Oh dear.
- Oh, come on.

449
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,637
You're comparing this thing
we saw tonight

450
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,839
to a Rogers
and hammerstein musical?

451
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,642
- With all due respect.
- This is about life and death and war.

452
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,544
- This is about the human spirit.
- Yeah.

453
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,980
"Poor jud is dead.
Poor jud is dead."

454
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,115
- Please.
- Bubblegum.

455
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,951
How long you got
to do this play for?

456
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:28,588
The run's been extended,
so another six weeks.

457
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,723
Must be hard to do
all that fake crying.

458
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,668
- No, they're real tears.
- Those are real tears?

459
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,827
- Of course, real tears every night.
- Seriously?

460
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,396
( Chuckles ) come on.

461
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,864
Where do you
think they come from?

462
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,501
Here's where they came from.
( Mock sobbing )

463
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,703
You're not crying. There's
no tears coming out.

464
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,081
Come on, what'd you do? Did you
sneak in some of that glycerin?

465
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,575
No, I'm saying if it means
something to you, you can cry.

466
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,711
You know what?
I'm looking at your eyes

467
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,547
and I see no evidence at all
that anybody was crying.

468
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,516
Usually when someone
finishes crying

469
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,918
they wipe the evidence
away there was ever a tear.

470
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,753
And did you wipe it away?

471
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,955
Yes I did.
And the evidence for that

472
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,190
is in the bin on a tissue.

473
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,459
- Oh, is that so?
- Check it out, Columbo.

474
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,896
- All right, we can get going.
- We can get going?

475
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,298
- Oh, you know what?
- Go on.

476
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,301
At the will-call window
I picked up the ticket

477
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,303
and they charged me $200.

478
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,871
You thought it'd be more?

479
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,508
I thought... you told me
you were getting me a ticket.

480
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,710
- It's a sold-out show.
- I did get you a ticket.

481
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,546
I was under the impression that
you were picking up the ticket,

482
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:30,182
given the fact that I bought
you a bottle of wine for $300.

483
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,452
That was a gift...
The gift of wine.

484
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,622
Thank you. And I've given
you the gift of art.

485
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,757
Whether you give me a gift
or I give you a gift,

486
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,426
it costs me money.

487
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,829
- Okay, well...
- Thanks for coming.

488
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,432
- Thank you for a meaningful evening.
- Cheers. Thank you.

489
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,437
Jeff, susie.

490
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,204
- Oh, you were unbelievable.
- Hey.

491
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,906
- Jeff: Just wonderful.
- Thank you.

492
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,876
Yes, really really good under
very difficult circumstances.

493
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,416
What I especially
enjoyed about it...

494
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,046
Do you know what, Larry?

495
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,391
I don't give a shit what you
enjoyed about my performance.

496
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,827
But I really do give a shit what
you talked to my husband about.

497
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:08,287
The other night at the table you
decided to talk about my marriage.

498
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,925
Oh well, I was just really trying to
elevate small talk to medium talk.

499
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,585
- That's all I was doing.
- Well, don't.

500
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,596
My marriage is my business.

501
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,065
My marriage is fine.
It has nothing to do with you.

502
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:22,969
And another thing, I fuck my
husband four or five times a week.

503
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,604
Four or five times
a fucking week.

504
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,474
So shove that up your ass.

505
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,411
Jeff: Thank you very
much for coming back.

506
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,381
I'm this close to signing him.
This close.

507
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:38,017
I think one more interaction
I'm good to go.

508
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,286
- Really?
- I was lucky

509
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:43,089
that he didn't have a clue
that it was us

510
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,601
- making the commotion at the theater last night.
- Oh my god.

511
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,827
- Could you imagine?
- Have you gentlemen decided?

512
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,296
Oh. Hello.

513
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,475
How'd you get this section?
I thought you were down there.

514
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,300
Well, I'll be covering
this section today,

515
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,035
unless of course
you want to handle it.

516
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,805
You know, I'm sorry I got up
and got the food the other day.

517
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,773
It's all right.
Water under the bridge.

518
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,842
Yeah? That would make me happy.

519
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,577
- Of course.
- There you go.

520
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:05,912
What can I do for you today?

521
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,580
I'm going with the bison burger.

522
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,448
I'll get the chopped salad
with the avocado.

523
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,350
Okay. Thank you, gentlemen.

524
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,553
Thank you.

525
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,032
- Where did he come from?
- Scared the shit out of me.

526
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:20,159
- Just materializes.
- At very private moments.

527
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,094
- Yes.
- There's Hank.

528
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,731
- Hey, Hank.
- Hey Hank, come here for a second.

529
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:27,233
Come here. Come here.

530
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,770
- Hey.
- I can't... I really can't be talking to you.

531
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,839
- What? What are you talking about?
- ( Sighs )

532
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,775
Listen, you owe Ricky gervais
$500 for the scarf, right?

533
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,810
- Yeah.
- Okay well, he owes me $500.

534
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,680
So my suggestion is why don't
you just give me the $500

535
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,448
and everybody will be even.

536
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,984
Hey, there he is. Ricky.

537
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,418
Oh jeez.

538
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:50,156
I owe you $500,
Larry says you owe him $500.

539
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,559
So he wants me to give
the $500 to him directly.

540
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:53,960
Is that cool?

541
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,095
( Laughs )

542
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,731
- No good?
- Not really.

543
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,700
Never mind that.
Just me the $500.

544
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,045
- Nothing to do with him.
- I'm just gonna give him the money.

545
00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:05,237
He bought a bottle
of wine for $300.

546
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,516
No, you bought me a bottle of wine
and I got you into the theater.

547
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,742
And I paid $200 for his ticket...

548
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,754
That I really didn't want to
go the play in the first place.

549
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,279
Thank you. Don't worry about it.

550
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,347
- I know what's going on.
- What?

551
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:18,918
I know it was you two idiots whispering
all the way through my show.

552
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,029
- I wasn't anywhere near him.
- What are you talking about?

553
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,389
- Where do you get that from?
- The waiter.

554
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,191
Jeff: The waiter?

555
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,894
And you, I wouldn't let
you represent me now.

556
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,328
Forget it.

557
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:31,130
Look at you there, two idiots.

558
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,266
It's like Laurel and Hardy.
Donna was right.

559
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,903
What? What did you say?

560
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,305
- Nothing.
- You've been talking to Donna?

561
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,207
No. - No, you just
said Donna was right.

562
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:45,411
- Yeah, she is.
- So you've been talking to Donna.

563
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,013
No.

564
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:50,016
- Have you been seeing Donna?
- No.

565
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:53,552
Huh. Are you sure?

566
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,200
Okay.

567
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,973
I'm really up
for that bison burger.

568
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,176
- Good choice.
- Hey, there's our food.

569
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,086
Ricky: The evening was all
charming the last time.

570
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,055
Oh yeah. ( Laughs )

571
00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:31,523
- You were too much.
- I'm charming, but...

572
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,926
- Donna: It's the english thing.
- Yeah yeah.

573
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:36,428
- It's the accent.
- Exactly, yeah.

574
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:39,198
No no no.

575
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,375
( Laughing )

576
00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,377
( Chatting )

577
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:01,120
This is my favorite
carriage here.

578
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,627
( Bell dings )

579
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:22,975
Mugger: Give me your money.

580
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,211
- Mugger: Don't move!
- Ricky: Okay okay.

581
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,790
- Give me that ring! Give me that ring!
- Ricky: Give him the ring.

582
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:30,482
Now! Come on! Give me that!

583
00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,951
Take 'em... take 'em off!

584
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,753
Donna: Just give him your shoes.

585
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:37,289
( Shouting ) take them off!

586
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:40,126
- Shut up!
- Okay, don't hit me in the face though.

587
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,331
( Shouting )

588
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,434
Come on, face the ground.

589
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,668
Give it to me. Take it off.

590
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,538
Give me that purse.
Give it to me.

591
00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:55,174
Ah! ( Groaning )

592
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,845
Drop it! Drop it!

593
00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:00,346
- Drop it!
- ( Mugger grunts )

594
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,148
More?

595
00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:07,887
That's it. Yeah, get
the hell out of here.

596
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,356
Yeah, I was just about... whoa.

597
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,959
Yeah, well.

598
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,027
I believe this belongs
to you, young lady.

599
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:17,096
- My god, Larry.
- There you go.

600
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,466
- Thank you.
- What do you know?

601
00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:24,470
$500.

602
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,139
- There you go.
- Thanks.

603
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:30,977
See you around.

604
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,581
Oh, and you're right
about the bread, simmington.

605
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:36,749
It is hard.

606
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,485
( Doors ding )

607
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:43,422
Hey! Hey!

608
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,725
Hey!

609
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,527
No no! Hey! Hey!

610
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:51,097
Hey!

611
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,599
Hey! Hey!

612
00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:55,868
( Theme music playing )