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, ( theme music playing )

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Hello? No, I can't find it.

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Yeah, you know,
my assistant's not here.

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I can't... I don't know
where it is.

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I'm sorry. Thank you.

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- Hey.
- Let's go.

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( Sighs ) lunch.

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- Lunch!
- I forgot all about it.

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Where's antoinette? Doesn't she
remind you of these things?

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Yeah, except she hasn't
been here in three weeks.

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- Well, where is she?
- She told me that her father was dying

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and she wanted to go home
and spend some time with him

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and he hasn't died.

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He's kind of,
you know, lingering.

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- What if he hangs on for, like, six months?
- That's the problem!

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- You're stuck.
- I know, what can I do? I can't fire her.

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- Right?
- You know, if he knew

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that his daughter's job
was in jeopardy,

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based on hanging on, he'd die.

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Maybe if she just said, "dad,
I've got to get back to work."

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- Yeah.
- ( knocks )

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Hey, I'm dino
from big dog productions.

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I'm moving in next door.
You can call me dog.

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- Everybody calls me dog.
- Larry: Dog!

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- Yeah, that's it.
- I like it.

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Um, anyway, I'm doing
the shark show.

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You've heard of the shark show,
right, "great white wonderland"?

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- I've seen some ads on busses, yeah.
- That's the show.

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Anyway, we're going to be seeing
each other around campus,

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so I just thought I'd
drift on in and say hey.

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- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

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Oh, we're probably gonna be
sharing the kitchen?

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Do you mind if I take a cabinet?

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- Yeah, sure.
- I really really appreciate it.

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- No problem.
- So we're cool with that?

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- Yeah.
- See you, man.

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- Thanks, dog.
- I can't believe you just gave away a cabinet.

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You never give up a cabinet.
Never give up a cabinet.

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- I guess I was stupid.
- You don't give away a cabinet.

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- Eh, I think it'll be fine.
- No, it's not gonna be fine.

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- Aw, don't worry about it.
- Let's go, come on.

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Okay, thank you very much.

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- See you tonight.
- Yeah, okay.

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- Did I just see you kiss the hostess?
- No.

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- Huh-uh.
- And she kissed you back.

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- Really?
- What the heck's...

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- What do you think?
- Beautiful girl.

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But you're shitting
where you eat.

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- That's right. I'm shitting where I eat.
- Yeah.

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We love this restaurant. You're never
gonna be able to come back here.

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Inevitably I will
break up with her.

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- There's no question about it.
- Uh-huh?

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But when that happens...

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- Mm-hmm?
- I will come back here.

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- And I will shit where I eat.
- Or eat where you shat.

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- Or eat where I shat.
- I've never seen it done.

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- I'm hell-bent on doing it.
- ( Phone chimes )

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- You're hell-bent?
- Yes.

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All right.

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Ah, she texted me.

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She texted you, how adorable.

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Yeah, a smiley face at the end.

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Oh, a smiley face.
See, I hate that.

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( Groans ) I told her
about the smiley faces.

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I can't stand it.
And everybody uses them!

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- I don't understand.
- What, are they gonna be in newspapers soon?

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("New York times" headline:
"Unemployment drops:)"

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- That's where we're headed.
- Man: Hey.

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- Hey, stu.
- Hi, how are you, stu?

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- What's up? Good to see you.
- Hi.

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- How are you? Good to see you.
- Hey.

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Oh, man, you know, your cheek
just touched mine on that hug.

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- Yeah, I hugged you.
- I know, but still,

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check-to-cheek contact from
men... that's unacceptable.

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- I'll remember that for next time.
- That's a no no.

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Hey, why don't we have dinner
on Saturday night?

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- Are you guys free?
- Well, to be honest,

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things aren't so great
with susie and I right now.

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I think it'd be best if we'd
bow out of Saturday night.

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- It's not gonna work.
- Of course, I understand. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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- Yeah, it's okay. It'll work out.
- All right, well then,

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Saturday night?

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Sure! Yeah.

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- I'll call you to confirm. Awesome.
- Okay.

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- Bye, guys.
- Okay, st...

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That is right. - "Things
aren't so great right now..."

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With susie and I,
they're not so great.

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- "...with susie and I."
- They're not great.

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Congratulations.
That was gorgeous.

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- Perfection, right?
- Meanwhile I'm having dinner with the two of them.

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By the way, things many times
are not great with susie and I.

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It's never stopped us
from going to dinner.

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( Music playing )

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Oh, by the way,

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very cute text that you sent me.
It was very sweet.

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Be careful about
the smiley faces.

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- What's wrong with the smiley face?
- I feel like

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- I'm getting a text from a 10-year-old.
- Okay, I can do that.

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- All right.
- You think you can do that?

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- Yes, I can. Okay.
- Okay?

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- Let me ask you something.
- Mm-hmm.

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Do you see anything on my forehead?
Is there a little Mark there?

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- Y-yeah.
- Huh.

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- I'll go see Dr. rivkin.
- Why are we talking instead of kissing?

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Why can't you kiss and talk?

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I don't... I don't know, I just feel
like eating while you're talking...

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- It's not mutually exclusive.
- It seems a little weird to me.

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- I don't know.
- You know, I talk during intercourse too.

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- You do?
- Yes.

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- I'm looking forward to that.
- Okay.

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( Door opens ) - that is so funny.
Hey, guys.

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I just saw this
hilarious YouTube video.

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This woman,
she gets robbed, right?

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And, um... well,
that's not the funny part.

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I'm sorry, Larry,
this is my neice Mimi.

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- She's just staying with me for a couple of weeks.
- Hello.

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The funny thing is my mom's
the one who sent it to me.

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- No, she didn't.
- I didn't even know she knew how to use YouTube.

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Hey, you know,
we're making out here.

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Sorry.

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I didn't... I didn't know.
'Cause I heard you guys talking.

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You can talk and make out.

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Well, not if it's good.

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- That's really not your concern.
- I've never heard of that.

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Okay, now you've heard
of it. Tsk.

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- Larry: Good night.
- Enjoy your...

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- Here, take the bowl with you.
- Oh, thank you.

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- Heidi: Good night, sweetheart.
- Thanks, good night.

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Have fun talking. Ha ha.

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Maybe this is

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a good break in the action.

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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah okay.

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No problem.

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Oh goodness. But that was fun.

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- Yeah.
- Thank you for dinner.

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- Oh, you're quite welcome.
- Oh, do you have any cash?

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Just I can pay you back when
I see you at the restaurant.

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- Sure, yeah.
- I totally forgot I have to get up

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and go to the farmer's market and
I just need a little bit of...

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- how about 60 bucks? There you go.
- 60 bucks,

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- thank you very much.
- Bye.

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Bye.

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- ( Sighs )
- hey, Larry.

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- How's it going?
- You know what?

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- It's not going so great.
- Why's that?

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Why's that? Look at this!

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What'd you do? You stuffed
me into one cabinet!

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Looks like it all fit in there.

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I gave you a cabinet.
You took two?

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That's not fair. We have
the same number of people.

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Well, right now I have
two people, yeah,

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but I told you I'm doing the shark show.
They're gonna be back.

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- When? When are they coming back?
- I don't know, Larry.

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When they're done shooting the
sharks, they will come back.

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You want to be fair about this thing?
I'll take this cabinet,

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you take that cabinet
and we'll split this one.

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No.

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This stays exactly
the way it is.

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Okay? Peace, brother.

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Peace.

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( Phone rings )

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- Hello!
- Larry: Mr. O'Malley.

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- This is Larry David.
- Hello, boss Larry there.

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Hi, how are you doing?

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How are you feeling?

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Uh, about the same,
I think, yeah.

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Have the doctors...

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Told you anything?

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Oh, you know doctors.
They don't tell you anything.

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What kind of mood are they in when
they... when they talk to you?

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Do they kind of huddle
together and whisper?

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No.

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Do they seem morose?

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Lugubrious?

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No, they take tests and I...

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I don't know if I pass or fail.

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Hmm.

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- Is antoinette there?
- Hold on a second.

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Hey, thanks for calling.
That's so sweet of you.

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So big dog productions rented the office next
door and they're sharing the kitchen with us.

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And I had to give up a cabinet.

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Larry, no!
You never give up a cabinet.

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Never ever give up a cabinet.

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- He actually took two.
- ( Sighs )

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This is why you need to be here.
Can't you come in for a day?

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You know, straighten up a little bit.
Maybe you can get one back.

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( Groans ) all right, fine.

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- Oh, terrific.
- Why are you not with Richard right now?

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- You were supposed to have lunch with Lewis.
- Ah!

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I'm 15 minutes late already! See,
this is why I need you to come in.

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I'll be there tomorrow. Bye-bye.

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Ahh!

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- I'm so sorry, honest to god.
- Oh!

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Oh, you decide
to show up after all.

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So sorry. No, I was
at the dermatologist.

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And he kept me
waiting for 45 minutes.

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- 45 minute... rivkin did?
- 45... yes!

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He made you wait for 45...
Are you lying to me?

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- No!
- Your voice just went up.

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- What? So what?
- That means you're lying.

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- Get out, no!
- People who do that, that means they're lying.

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- I was just being emphatic.
- The whole Watergate trial,

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( high-pitched )
they went "no, I wasn't there!"

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- Okay, but I was being emphatic.
- Rivkin?

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- Boy, that really burns me, man.
- What?

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I'm really... that pisses me off.
'Cause he's a cool guy

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and now he's turning into one
of those guys in Beverly Hills.

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You know, they keep you waiting there in
the room there with 1300 other people.

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- I usually go right in.
- Somebody was... had got a bad burn

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- and it took a long time.
- Well, this is bullshit.

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- It's not his fault! He had a burn victim.
- He's my doctor, why can't...

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- Hi, how are you?
- Hey!

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- Both: Hi.
- What just happened here?

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- Am I dreaming?
- Oh, Richard, Heidi.

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- Hi.
- She's the hostess here.

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- How are you?
- Hi, Heidi. Nice to meet you.

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Hi, nice to meet you. Wow, you
never told me about Heidi.

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- Did you go to the farmer's market?
- No, I didn't.

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I overslept, so I went to whole foods
instead and I used my credit card.

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- So you still got the $60.
- Yeah.

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Anyway, I didn't want to interrupt.
I just wanted to say hi

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and tell you to have a nice lunch.
It was so nice to meet you.

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Pleasure.
Thank you. Have a good meal.

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Bye.

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- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- I know.

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- You don't shit where you eat.
- This is your favorite restaurant.

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You work 20 seconds from here.
You're not gonna stick with her.

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- No, of course not.
- You'll never be able to come here again.

229
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,970
- Oh, won't I?
- I shat where I ate

230
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,239
all over Hollywood
and Beverly Hills.

231
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,909
- I'm down to four restaurants.
- Mm-hmm.

232
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,778
Mr. chow's... out.
The palm... out.

233
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,814
- You can't go there?
- Med cafe... out.

234
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,648
So, you know,
what are you doing?

235
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,217
I say that I will
eat here again.

236
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,418
- Oh really?
- Yes.

237
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,321
I will be the Edmund Hillary...

238
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,565
- ( Snickers ) the ed...
- Of shitting where you eat.

239
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,691
- You think so?
- Yes yes.

240
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,459
- The first guy?
- The first guy.

241
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,796
- Until that happens, you're an idiot.
- Hey, let me ask you something.

242
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,598
Sure.
So yesterday she took $60 from me.

243
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,010
- I heard, yeah.
- To go shopping.

244
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,903
- But she didn't use it?
- So?

245
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,339
It's... shouldn't she be
giving it back?

246
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:16,443
What's $60 by comparison to
intercourse with a woman like that?

247
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,645
Still, it's a question
of character.

248
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,514
- You know.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Lincoln.

249
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,218
- You're a fucking schmuck.
- Well, we don't see it the same way.

250
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,622
- Happy?
- Oh!

251
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,058
- How about that?
- Fabulous.

252
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,793
This is what a desk
should look like.

253
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,228
Yeah, how did it get
that way, by the way?

254
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,764
You know, it just builds up.

255
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,999
- This is great.
- Thank you.

256
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,034
- All right.
- Ooh, and I got you treats.

257
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,203
- There it is.
- You see? It's one day.

258
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,706
You came in for one day, tomorrow
you'll go back to the hospital.

259
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,742
And I am gonna get
that cabinet back for us.

260
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:53,446
You get that cabinet back, there'll
be a little something in it for you.

261
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,883
Okay, I'm gonna just
unpack that stuff.

262
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,818
- Good to have you back.
- Absolutely.

263
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,219
- This is nice.
- Thank you.

264
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,521
- Knock knock knock.
- Hey, Larry, hello!

265
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,991
- Oh hey, how's it going?
- Larry!

266
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,494
- Give it up, okay?
- Woman: Aw, come on.

267
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,297
- ( Moans )
- ( woman laughs )

268
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,332
- Hi.
- Hi, honey. How are you?

269
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,802
- Good.
- Miriam was visiting. We just wanted to come by

270
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,245
and say how excited
we are for dinner.

271
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,305
- Yes yes!
- It's very exciting.

272
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,908
You know I'm taking out the
hostess from the restaurant?

273
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,476
- That's so cute. That's adorable.
- Yeah.

274
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,313
- She's smart too.
- I'm sure she's very intelligent.

275
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,053
- I don't doubt it.
- Yeah, you wouldn't be with someone who's not.

276
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:32,519
- No, I would be.
- Anyways.

277
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,856
But I am dying to know why in the
hell aren't Jeff and susie coming?

278
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,956
- What did they say?
- They said that things aren't

279
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,860
- great right now.
- Great, yeah.

280
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,120
- What does that mean?
- Yeah.

281
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,130
I don't know. He didn't tell me.

282
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,598
- Is he having an affair?
- ( High-pitched ) no!

283
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,300
- Oooh, you heard it right?
- Yeah.

284
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,145
That high... - heard what?
What are you talking about?

285
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,038
- He went way up, right? You heard it?
- Yeah.

286
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,116
- That's what people do when they're lying.
- Oh, stop it!

287
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,741
- Come on.
- Is he having an affair?

288
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,176
( Deeply ) no no!

289
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,478
Larry... - no, he's
not having an affair.

290
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,723
We're not gonna say a word,
so don't even worry about it.

291
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,158
It doesn't matter
and you haven't said a word.

292
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,285
- I haven't said a word.
- We know nothing.

293
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,988
It's true, you do know nothing.
There's nothing to know.

294
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,223
- ( Miriam laughs ) bye.
- We'll see you.

295
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,159
- Bye, sweetie.
- Can't wait.

296
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,494
Antoinette: Bye, nice to see you.
Larry David's office.

297
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,795
No, hi, mom.

298
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,333
Uh... okay, yeah, I'll be there.

299
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,841
My dad just died.

300
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,743
My mom... the last thing
he said was

301
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,413
"where's antoinette?"

302
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,415
Guess where I was.

303
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,187
Huh.

304
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,961
That is what we call in my
business a benign keratosis.

305
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,262
You'll be fine.

306
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,132
I was sick from this,
honest to god.

307
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,134
I'm glad you came in.
All you have to do

308
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,104
is cover this with a little 100
sunblock and you'll be fine.

309
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,207
- All right, 100... pretty high.
- Yeah well, it does the job.

310
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,442
Look, I want to talk to you
about something else.

311
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,179
I was so sorry to hear about
antoinette's father Jim.

312
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,881
Ah, well.

313
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,384
You know that he and I used to play
in a band together for a while.

314
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,054
Right!
- As a matter of fact, antoinette called me recently

315
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,523
and asked me to play
at his funeral.

316
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,391
I'm playing.

317
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,927
"Danny boy" on the flute.

318
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,895
- Is that so?
- As they lower the casket.

319
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,106
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Yeah.

320
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,598
All right, I'm on my way.

321
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,868
Oh, listen, one other thing. Richard
Lewis, he's a friend of yours, is he not?

322
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,370
- Yeah.
- Yeah yeah.

323
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,141
He recently canceled
an appointment with me

324
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,344
at the last minute
and hasn't rescheduled yet.

325
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,447
Have you any idea why such
a thing would take place?

326
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,982
Nope.

327
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,317
And several people who
he has refered to me

328
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,054
have canceled at the last minute
and have not rescheduled.

329
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,323
- Do you have any idea why...
- No!

330
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,227
Well, it's a mystery to me.

331
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,496
I wouldn't worry about it.
He's a little nutty.

332
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,697
- You know.
- This I know.

333
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,232
Listen, as long as you're here,

334
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,252
it's been about two years
since you've been here.

335
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,103
- Okay.
- I need to look you over

336
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,805
- from head to toe.
- The full body scan in my underwear?

337
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,507
It's important I take
a look at you.

338
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,343
- I'm very uncomfortable with that, frankly.
- I know you are.

339
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,480
You-you look at my penis.
I-i... I don't... I don't like it.

340
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,740
It will be the briefest look
at your penis, believe me.

341
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:19,186
I have to masturbate before I
come so I exhaust the area.

342
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,288
- It's a whole to-do.
- It's routine.

343
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,656
It's routine and it is
strictly necessary, all right?

344
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,394
- So if you don't mind, I'll make an appointment...
- thanks, doc, I don't think so.

345
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,371
I hope you're planning on putting
that stuff away somewhere.

346
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,274
Yeah, I am putting it away.
Right here.

347
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,411
I have no space in here, so
where do you suggest I put it?

348
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,180
We've got some ground rules
we've gotta make here, right?

349
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,350
This space has to remain clean!

350
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,853
There can be no bullshit on this
counter, do you understand?

351
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,089
By the way, you're the one
who took my stuff

352
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,425
out of these two cabinets
and put it into this one.

353
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,128
You're telling me it's unfair
the amount of cabinet space

354
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,030
- that I've taken?
- Yes yes.

355
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,532
There are two things about dog
that everybody knows, okay?

356
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,867
I am clean and I am fair.

357
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,036
- Oh really?
- Okay?

358
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,770
These cabinets are mine... look!

359
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,273
"For big dog only.
For big dog only."

360
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,442
Big shit! You put the
labels on, so what?

361
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,311
- You can rip the labels off.
- Don't touch the fucking labels!

362
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,215
Look, big dog does not
give up cabinets.

363
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,385
- Well, guess what, big dog.
- What?

364
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,588
This food is staying here because
I have no place to put it!

365
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,391
This isn't even food.
What the fuck is this?

366
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,660
- It's rabbit food.
- Oh, is that right?

367
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,930
You got pudding in here, okay? You
got fucking pudding. Gimme a break.

368
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,600
Chocolate pretzels?
Get the hell out of here!

369
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,403
What do you got in here?
Oh, cheese dips... come on.

370
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,215
This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this?
You put this in your body?

371
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,750
Yeah, it's good bread.
It has no yeast in it.

372
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,452
- It's not bread.
- That's bread, that's bread.

373
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,212
By the way, I saw the show?
It stinks.

374
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:55,782
The sharks are swimming around. Nobody's
even... the sharks aren't eating anybody.

375
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,194
- Nothing's going on, just sharks swimming around.
- Are you getting negative

376
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,562
- about my show?
- Yeah, your show stinks.

377
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,222
And you know what?
I'm not calling you dog anymore.

378
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:06,159
The dog days are over.
From now on, you're dino!

379
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,395
- Jesus Christ, calm down.
- Fuck you, dog!

380
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,197
You said "fuck you, dog" to me?

381
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,432
Take your fucking rabbit food

382
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:17,036
and your goddamn five-lb bread and
stick it up your fucking ass!

383
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,908
- Finally the guy dies.
- Oh my god.

384
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,810
She found out on the phone
in my office, yeah.

385
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,012
Oh my god, that's awful.

386
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,181
I know... I know what
she must be going through

387
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,450
because my dad died
about two years ago.

388
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,453
Huh.

389
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,627
What... what was that?

390
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,008
That's all you have to say when
I tell you my father died?

391
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,864
What should I have said?

392
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,000
"I'm sorry to hear that."

393
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,036
"Sad news"?

394
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,240
With all due respect,

395
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,975
don't you think the sorry window
has closed on that?

396
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,712
The sorry window? I didn't
know there was a sorry window.

397
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,749
Two years, you're still getting sorries?
I don't think so.

398
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:06,286
- That's a long time for sorries.
- I don't think so.

399
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,821
That's like saying
"happy new year" in October.

400
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,457
( Scoffs ) it's different.

401
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,560
Oh shit.
I forgot to put sunblock on.

402
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,129
- Do you want me to put it on for you?
- Yeah, thanks.

403
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,664
You're welcome.

404
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,169
Oh, um, by the way,

405
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,036
- you know that pen you loaned me?
- Yeah.

406
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,973
I'm just gonna return it.

407
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,675
But I don't... I don't need it.

408
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,245
- You can keep it.
- Turns out I didn't need it either.

409
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:36,249
But when I borrow something,
I return.

410
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,585
Borrow, return.

411
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,086
Oh, for god's sake.

412
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,455
Is this about...

413
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,758
Is this about the 60...
The 60 bucks that you lent me?

414
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,260
No, of course not!

415
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,597
Although, I mean,
now that you mention it.

416
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,800
I did give you $60.

417
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,337
I guess it's kind of, what?
In your wallet now.

418
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,439
This is ridiculous.

419
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,841
I can't believe you would
actually need

420
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,444
to get $60 back from me.

421
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,825
That I probably would have given
you at some point anyway.

422
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,281
I don't think you would have.

423
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,917
Okay, you know what, Larry?

424
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,187
I've really tried,
but the truth is

425
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,589
- I think this has run its course.
- Huh.

426
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,658
- It's a breakup.
- Yeah, it's a breakup.

427
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,060
Is this 'cause I didn't
say I'm sorry?

428
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,831
- Is that what this is about?
- Nothing to do with the I'm sorry.

429
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,766
Did you get the whole head?

430
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:31,070
Yes, I did.

431
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,840
- ( Huffs )
- ( door closes )

432
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,458
Oh!

433
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,197
Sorry.

434
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,333
I'm very sorry.

435
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,438
Terribly sorry. So sorry.

436
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,973
Excuse me.

437
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,376
You've got something
on your head.

438
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,979
I believe they refer to that
as a smiley face.

439
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,315
They're frequently
used by idiots

440
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,784
at the end of emails
and text messages,

441
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:21,588
(such as "I miss you.:)"

442
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,757
- I don't know if it's appropriate for a funeral.
- It's not.

443
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,360
You're probably right about that.
Not much I can do about it.

444
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,762
I have a hat in my car.
It's a dodger hat.

445
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,365
Yeah, I hate the Dodgers.
That's okay.

446
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,504
Mom, it's Larry. Hi, Larry.

447
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,206
So sorry.

448
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,642
Larry, you've got
something on your forehead.

449
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,478
I believe that's called
a smiley face.

450
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:49,582
- What's it doing there?
- Well, a disgruntled woman

451
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,219
drew it with sunblock and then
I fell asleep in the sun.

452
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,855
She owed me $60
and wouldn't pay me,

453
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,758
so I... I brought it up.

454
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,427
- It's not hers!
- Right.

455
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,862
- It's not hers. It's my money.
- Right. Absolutely.

456
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,341
- Mom, I'm gonna go get a glass of water, okay?
- Am I crazy?

457
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,125
- I'll be right back.
- Rosemary, am I crazy?

458
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,601
- Well, um...
- Huh?

459
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,538
- Thanks for being here.
- Yeah.

460
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,206
They loved each other very much.
It's very hard on her.

461
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:18,778
And she was not at her father's
bedside when he passed away.

462
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,048
You know, the bedside's
a little overrated, frankly.

463
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,050
Not that much goes on there.

464
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,453
You think they're gonna say
"rosebud" or something.

465
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,221
They're not saying rosebud,
whatever that is.

466
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,992
Obviously she's grieving
deeply for her father.

467
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,027
How long do you think the...

468
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,963
Grieving process

469
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,298
might take for her?

470
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,402
It's going to take
probably several weeks

471
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,637
for my daughter
to get back to work.

472
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,273
Mmmm, I don't know, maybe...

473
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,609
Maybe I could fill in for her.

474
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:53,413
- Really?
- I was an executive secretary for 30 years.

475
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,683
Wow, this is a very
exciting and interesting idea.

476
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,051
I really need something
to do right now

477
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,887
to take my mind off of my grief.

478
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,323
And I would be holding
the job for my daughter.

479
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,059
- You're shitting me?
- Not shitting.

480
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,128
- No shit?
- No shit.

481
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,997
- Let's do it.
- All right.

482
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,633
Uh, Monday morning.

483
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,802
- Deal. ( Giggles )
- deal.

484
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,705
Don't wear that hat.

485
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,441
Man: I first met Jimmy in 1968.

486
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,410
I was fresh
out of business school,

487
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,446
clutching my little c.P.A.
Degree in my hot hand.

488
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,481
He saw a little piece of music

489
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,917
sticking out of the corner
of my briefcase.

490
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,921
And he said, "you play?"
He hired me that day

491
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,756
right on the spot.

492
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,792
He thought I had a lot of
passion... passion for music

493
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,462
- and passion for accounting...
- Richard?

494
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,764
I once said to
his wife Rosemary...

495
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,699
How's that rash?

496
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,436
Do you care... honestly?

497
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,337
More than you do apparently.

498
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,773
You canceled
our appointment last week.

499
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,476
I canceled my appointment
because you made Larry David

500
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,778
wait 45 minutes
before you saw him.

501
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,748
No way I'm waiting 45 minutes for
any doctor, let alone you or any...

502
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,550
Wait wait wait.
I beg your pardon.

503
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,385
I made Larry David wait 45
minutes for an appointment?

504
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,388
- That's what he told me right to my face.
- Nonsense. That's a lie.

505
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,459
I never let any of my
patients wait 45 minutes.

506
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,060
That is a boldfaced lie.

507
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,897
I'm saying he lied.

508
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,398
What an asshole he is.

509
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,634
What an asshole he is.

510
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,436
I'm sorry.
I still have the rash.

511
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,772
That jerk.

512
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,118
* camptown ladies sing
this song, doo-dah doo-dah *

513
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:42,388
* a camptown racetrack five miles
long, doo-Dee doo-Dee day *

514
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,757
- * going to run all night...
- ( Honks )

515
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,325
* going to...

516
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,562
Pull over, Mr. David, please.
I'd like to speak with you.

517
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,765
Thank you.

518
00:23:57,036 --> 00:24:01,541
What this I hear? I made
you wait 3/4s of an hour?

519
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,043
Yeah, sorry. Sorry about that.

520
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,278
What the hell's that
sunburn on your head?

521
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,180
- That's...
- Look, I don't care about this.

522
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,550
You have slandered me,
my friend.

523
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:14,587
Sorry. I was... I was late for
this lunch with Richard Lewis

524
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,557
and I've been late a few times
with him and I need an excuse

525
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,192
and I'm... I'm sorry.

526
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,196
- You'll talk to Mr. Lewis?
- I'm gonna tell him.

527
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,433
You'll submit to a full...

528
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,569
Body survey?

529
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,839
If you don't sneak a peek
at the penis, I'll... I'll...

530
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,307
- I don't want to see that.
- Okay.

531
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,877
Where the hell's the procession?

532
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:41,113
I'm supposed to play "Danny boy"
on my flute at the graveside!

533
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:44,150
Where the hell's the cemetery?
Do you know where it is?

534
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,852
I don't know.

535
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,088
Where did they go?

536
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:52,725
I'm sorry. I don't know where Dr.
Rivkin is.

537
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,194
I don't know what to tell you.

538
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:58,264
I hear he keeps his patients
waiting all the time.

539
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,601
Yeah well, I'm canceling
my appointment.

540
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,471
Excuse me, Larry.
Here's your tea.

541
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,874
- Oh wow, look at that.
- There you are.

542
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:10,209
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

543
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,512
By the way, I gotta tell you,
you're doing a fantastic job.

544
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:16,015
- Thank you, Larry.
- I'm very very pleased.

545
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,217
I like this new system
you installed here.

546
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,520
You put my change in here.
The vaccum-sealed nuts...

547
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:23,355
I mean, come on.

548
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,357
And I am going to get
that cabinet back.

549
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,826
I bet you will.

550
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,228
Oh, you must be Mr. Greene.

551
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,330
- That I am.
- Rosemary.

552
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,733
- Hi Rosemary.
- I'll be right back.

553
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,771
- You fired antoinette?
- No, that's her mother.

554
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,573
- It's her mom?
- Yeah.

555
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:44,010
She's amazing! I'd love to fire
antoinette and hire her permanently.

556
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,078
I can't do that.
Nobody could pull that off.

557
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,314
- Impossible.
- Ready to go to lunch?

558
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:51,217
- I'm just gonna run to the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.

559
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,891
- Excuse me.
- It's okay.

560
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,727
I'll just put these on his desk.

561
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,229
How are you doing?
You holding up okay?

562
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,132
( Tearfully ) I must tell you,
at times it's very difficult

563
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:10,002
because I do miss him
very very much.

564
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,779
( Huffs )

565
00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:23,315
Hey, dog!

566
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:27,586
That's my kitchen too!
I've got a cabinet in there!

567
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,723
Hey, Larry.

568
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,859
How are you, man?
Hey, what's up, man?

569
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:34,794
- ( Whimpers )
- oh, good to see you.

570
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,805
Hey, we're so excited to have
dinner with you guys.

571
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,331
We're excited to hang out
with Heidi... Heidi, right?

572
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,500
Oh, um...

573
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,069
Pfft, you know what, stu?

574
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,638
- I'm so sorry.
- No, Larry, don't.

575
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:48,340
The thing is things aren't
great right now

576
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,909
between me and Heidi.

577
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,711
Mm-hmm.
You're actually gonna use

578
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,646
the same bullshit excuse
that Jeff did?

579
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:56,783
- That things aren't great right now?
- I am telling you the truth.

580
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,051
I can't believe it.
So you're telling me the truth?

581
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,688
Yes! - And Jeff's
telling me the truth?

582
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,222
( High-pitched ) yeah, yes!

583
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:04,757
Uh-oh.

584
00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:07,994
- Jeff was lying?
- Yeah.

585
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:11,864
Oh shit.
Oh, we made a huge mistake.

586
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,066
Miriam told susie that...

587
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,035
That Jeff's having an affair.

588
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,671
What, is she insane?
Why would she do that?

589
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,449
Because your voice... when we came
to your office your voice went up.

590
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,176
- So susie thinks they're having an affair?
- Yes.

591
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,645
( Music playing )

592
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,827
- So you think that my wife has a big mouth?
- ( Deeply ) yes!

593
00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:44,463
Is that why Jeff doesn't want to go
to dinner with us? - ( Deeply ) yes!

594
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,766
- Susie!
- Philandering

595
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,935
cocksucking fucking fatso!

596
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:51,704
Susie!
- Does he think he can get away with this shit with me?

597
00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,740
- No, susie! No!
- Rosemary: Leave him alone!

598
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,242
Susie: Who is this fucking
whore you're with? - ( Slaps )

599
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,244
Jeff: Hey, that's
antoinette's mother.

600
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,646
You're fucking antoinette's mother?
That's sick!

601
00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:02,849
- ( Slaps )
- Rosemary: Stop please.

602
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,686
( Whistles )

603
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,958
- ( Forced laugh )
- hello.

604
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:14,827
Um, I asked you
not to come here.

605
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,563
Yes, I know,
but I shat where I ate.

606
00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:20,867
And now I shall
eat where I shat.

607
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:23,102
My relationship
with you is over,

608
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,637
but my relationship
with this restaurant

609
00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,373
lives on.

610
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,055
Is everything okay
with your meal?

611
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:47,126
- Did you put something in the food?
- ( High-pitched ) no!

612
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,297
( Theme music playing )