1 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,607 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:14,548 So Loretta was swearing at you and yelling at you? 3 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,518 - ( Laughs ) yeah. - And she really thought you were cheating on her? 4 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,454 Auntie rae gave me... She gave me the finger 5 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,332 - as she was driving away. Yeah. - Did she really? 6 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,058 - Oh god. - "Fuck you, Larry." 7 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,926 How's it feel living alone? 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,662 Well, I'm not alone. I've still got Leon. 9 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,398 Umm, listen. 10 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:33,134 I know I brought it up a million times, 11 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:37,105 but nbc is still harping me about 12 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,039 about doing a "Seinfeld" reunion. 13 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,675 Again? Don't they give up, these people? 14 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,444 So what do you think? 15 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,680 You know, those reunion shows, they're so lame, really. 16 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,917 They never work. The actors are 10 years older. 17 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,852 It just doesn't look right. 18 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,564 You know, I don't think so. And Jerry would never want to do it, either. 19 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,624 All right, look. I'm in agreement with you 20 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,392 but here's what I need, okay? 21 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,961 Come with me to nbc... Let me set up a meeting... 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,264 Say no. That way I can always say to them, 23 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,466 "he said no. You heard it from him." 24 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,668 Fine. Thank you. They'll leave me alone. 25 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,338 We move on to other things. None of this crap. 26 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:13,407 - Hi, honey. How are you doing? - Hi. Oh, the same. 27 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,643 - I'm sorry. - Really not good. Hi, lar. 28 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:19,113 - Hey. What's the matter? - I... you know, I'm tired. 29 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,615 I'm achy... my knees ache. 30 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,185 I feel weak. I've been to two doctors... 31 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,554 Everybody says I'm fine. It's in my head, 32 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,790 which is bullshit. As you know, I'm always happy and up. 33 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,592 You are a picture of happiness. 34 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,703 - She does have a very good disposition. - Jeff: She's bubbly. 35 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,039 - Wouldn't you say that? Bubbly. - Larry: Yeah, I think so. 36 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,366 I've never been so tired. It's just like... 37 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,768 Have you been in any tall grass lately? 38 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,303 Well, you know, on fire island I was in tall grass. 39 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,250 I was on the dunes, in the grass when we were there. 40 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,041 Have you been tested for lyme disease? 41 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,043 You think it's a tick bite or something? 42 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:53,347 It could be. I know somebody who had something, it wasn't diagnosed 43 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,087 and then it turned out to be lyme disease. 44 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,984 What have you got to lose? Take a blood test. 45 00:01:57,084 --> 00:02:00,020 What are you, a fucking doctor? How do you know these things? 46 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,457 ( Chuckles ) I'm a hypochondriac, so I'm aware of this stuff. 47 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:19,273 ( Laughs ) oh my god. 48 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,509 - What is this? - Cheryl: What are you doing? 49 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,644 I can't believe it. This is the second time 50 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,247 I've run into you in, what, three weeks? 51 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,416 - What are you doing here? - I had an audition. 52 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,552 - Really? - Yeah, I'm acting again. 53 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,722 - Wow. How'd you do? - I did okay. 54 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,662 - Yeah. - I don't think I got it. I don't know. 55 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,792 How do you know? What are you doing here? 56 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,828 I have a meeting 57 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,232 with Jeff and nbc about a "Seinfeld" reunion, 58 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,733 - but it's... - Really? 59 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,835 Yeah, but I'm not... I'm not gonna do it. 60 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,615 I'm just going... - no, that's perfect. People love reunion shows. 61 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,749 How much would people love to see that cast back together? 62 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,709 See what they're doing now, years later, and how they look? 63 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,446 - So you'd be running... running it. - Yeah, I'd be writing it. 64 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,648 - Yeah, what I used to do. Yeah. - Writing it and... 65 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,617 My god. You have to write a part for me. 66 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,354 - Oh ho, you've got it. - Okay. I'm not kidding. 67 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,955 - Yeah. - I'm not kidding. 68 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,933 - You're not kidding. Okay, fine. - No, I'm not. 69 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:13,261 - What else is going on? - Oh, I'm just... I'm doing pilates, 70 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:16,063 I'm learning Japanese and I'm into the Lakers. 71 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,699 - I am finally appreciating... - Now you're into basketball? 72 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,977 - After I leave? - But now I've got some girlfriends that are... 73 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,771 They are into it and we're going on Thursday night, 74 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,073 - going to the game. - Really? I was actually thinking 75 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,751 about going to that game. I was gonna buy scalper's tickets. 76 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,710 - Oh. - Maybe I'll run into you. 77 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:32,280 - I'm sure you will. Why wouldn't you? - Why wouldn't I? Yeah. 78 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,383 - I should run. - Okay. 79 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,926 - But it's good to see you. - Good to see you. 80 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,986 - Really. Bye. - Bye. 81 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:51,632 - What's she doing here? - She's... she's acting again. She had an audition. 82 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,401 Oh. Good for her. 83 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,604 - All right, let's get this bullshit over with. - Okay. 84 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,582 Sandy: Larry, I'm going to ask you the same question 85 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,741 that every affiliate asks me 86 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,676 ( chuckles ) every day of my job... 87 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,346 Is "when are we going to get a 'Seinfeld' reunion?" 88 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,281 - Mm-hmm. - Huh? 89 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,783 - Yeah. I don't know. - Huh? 90 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,686 Well, the window is wide open right now and it's kind of perfect. 91 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,656 - Jeff: Well, listening to you... - Mm-hmm. 92 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,258 - Has me excited. - Well, it's because I'm excited! 93 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,294 - ( Execs chuckles ) - Jeff: I think that... 94 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,095 What are you thinking? Hour, half hour? 95 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,675 I am thinking whatever you want to do. 96 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,675 What are you thinking? Do you want to do an hour? 97 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,635 Do you want to do a half hour? We don't care. 98 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,604 It's the finest commodity nbc has put out... 99 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,007 I really like what you did in that take. 100 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,877 Really? 'Cause I can try it different way if you want me to. 101 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:40,180 I can... - no, don't change a thing. It's perfect. 102 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,583 And as far as the rest of you go, 103 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,418 I've got a couple of little things. 104 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,454 - Uh, Michael? - Yeah. 105 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:49,323 I loved the entrance. That slide? It's working. 106 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,325 Well, it's making me a bit dizzy, 107 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,293 but I'll do anything for you, Larry. 108 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,062 Julia, the business with the apple... 109 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,630 Come on, how funny is that? 110 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,166 Hey, it was your idea and it completely works. 111 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,535 The glasses? You're killing me. 112 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,904 I can't do it as good as you, but I'm gonna keep trying. 113 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:07,174 Yeah, and that new line... The kumquat and the quail? 114 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,777 - You're amazing. - Yeah, amazing. 115 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,846 - Jerry and Julia: Amazing. - Yeah, you're really unbelievable, Larry. 116 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,155 Man: We are thinking to leave the door open to the creative... 117 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,919 - I'll... I'll do it. - What? 118 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,220 - I'll do it. - You'll do it?! 119 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,089 - Execs: That is amazing. - Really? 120 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,358 - That's fantastic. - Wow. 121 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,969 - You're gonna do it? - I'm gonna do it. 122 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,161 And I have a pretty good idea for George too. 123 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:31,499 - He's already writing. - In the 11 years since the show's been off the air, 124 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,801 he's gotten married, divorced 125 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,736 and now he's gonna try to get his wife back. 126 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,471 - Funny. - Okay. 127 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,549 I know it's not a great idea, but I can work on it. 128 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,709 - No, I think it's a great idea. - I love this. 129 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,645 - What about Jerry? - I'll talk to Jerry and I'll talk to the cast. 130 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,380 - Great. Great. - Woman: Great. 131 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,024 - Man â£2: Awesome. - We need to celebrate. 132 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,183 - Woman: We do, yes. - You like basketball? 133 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,620 - Of course. - Do I like basketball? Yeah, of course. 134 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,798 - He loves basketball. - Do you want to go to a laker's game? 135 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,790 We were gonna try to go Thursday night. 136 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,002 - Yeah, we were gonna get scalper's tickets. - No need. No need. 137 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,396 - We will hook you up. Yes, I will hook you up. - No kidding? 138 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,096 Wow. - Don't you even worry about that. 139 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,166 You should've brought this idea up a long time ago. 140 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,368 - ( All laugh ) - thanks. 141 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,471 - This is exciting. - Okay. 142 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,742 Gotta call Jerry. 143 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,144 Oh! - Maybe I'll do that in the car. 144 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,146 You know who you've got to call? 145 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:22,115 Cheryl, to tell her that she's gonna be 146 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,452 in a "Seinfeld" reunion show. 147 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,254 I know what you're up to. You're so full of it. 148 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,256 We're sitting up there, you say I'll do it 149 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,924 and I'm going "really? You'll do it?" 150 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,403 And literally, it hit me the second we walked out of that meeting. 151 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,029 It's like "oh! This is your plan" 152 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,598 to get your ex-wife back." 153 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:41,401 Pretty fucking brilliant if you ask me. 154 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,070 Well, I mean, think of it this way: 155 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:46,306 I'm gonna... I'll be with her every day on the set, 156 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,576 directing her, working with her. 157 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,645 - She'll see me in this whole new light. - As a working man. 158 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,665 And already she started looking at me differently 159 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,592 - when I told her I was going for the meeting. - I know. 160 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,018 This is great. And I'm a hero now with nbc. 161 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,221 So I'm all for it. I'm gonna back you on this the whole way. 162 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,756 Pretty brilliant. 163 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,593 - ( Phone rings ) - good afternoon. 164 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,862 I've got this really good idea for George. 165 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,065 He's gotten married, divorced 166 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,034 and now he's trying to get his ex-wife back. 167 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,179 - I think that could be funny. - Yeah, that's not bad. 168 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,371 But anyway, there's no shortage of ideas. 169 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,274 But why would we do something like this? 170 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,278 I mean, I remember you talking about... 171 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,147 Whenever a sitcom does a reunion episode 172 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,949 you say, "isn't it pathetic?" 173 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,318 - I said pathetic? - Desperate, pathetic. 174 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,087 Desperate? - When we would watch shows... other shows... 175 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,523 We'd see them do reunion shows, 176 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,525 you would look and you'd make that face... 177 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,327 You know, that very judgmental face of yours... 178 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,563 - I did? - Where you see people 179 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,798 who do not have your aesthetic standards. 180 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,134 You criticize and downgrade them for it. 181 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,236 That's your style. 182 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,371 - Criticizing and downgrading? - Yes. 183 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,206 What's not quite clear to me 184 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,676 is how you seem to have shifted 185 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,979 your whole attitude about these shows. 186 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,690 - I haven't shifted. - No, you've shifted. 187 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,091 - No, there's no shift. - There's a shift. 188 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,685 - No shift. - I'm being sold something here 189 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,287 and I don't know why. I get that funny feeling, 190 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:09,022 like when you're in a car showroom 191 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,259 and the guy is just trying to close that deal on the car. 192 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,495 It... it's just weird to me that you suddenly like an idea 193 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,698 that you always always hated. 194 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,433 I don't know. It'd just be fun to get together. 195 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,869 Get together? 196 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:24,004 You're not a get-together guy. 197 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,373 You don't like to get together. You hate to get together. 198 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,384 We could have a dinner. Why don't we just have a nice dinner? 199 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,178 I just think that everybody wants it. 200 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,147 Why are we depriving them of this? It's crazy. 201 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,059 I know, but it's like you're going back to an old girlfriend 202 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,218 and saying "hey, maybe I can make it work now", 203 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,053 10 years later." 204 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,756 Does that ever work in any relationship that you can think of? 205 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,492 Robert Wagner and Natalie wood. How about that? 206 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,628 They got divorced and they got back together. 207 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,163 And then she slipped off the boat and died. 208 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,166 - So how did that work out? - It was an accident. 209 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,803 And Christopher walken? How do you explain that? 210 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,305 I don't know what he was doing on the boat. 211 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,344 Just tell me... Why isn't it lame? 212 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,279 Why isn't... isn't it lame? 213 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,817 Because we'll do it in a way that won't be lame. 214 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,454 - We will. - Yeah. I can't argue with that. 215 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,523 - Let me talk to the others. - All right. 216 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,759 If I get the others, will you go along with it? 217 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,661 I guess I would, yeah. 218 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,830 - Really? - I trust your instincts. 219 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,232 - I trust you. - I'm telling you, it's gonna be funny. 220 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,744 And what about that story you were talking about... how George would have an ex-wife? 221 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,037 Yeah. - You know who'd be great for that is Meg Ryan. 222 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,739 Are you kidding me? 223 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,540 - Yes, Meg Ryan. - Meg Ryan? 224 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,451 - I... - I saw her in this thing the other night. 225 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,745 She got up and talked, she looks great. 226 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,214 - She's funny. She's great. - I don't know. I think we'd rather go with an unknown. 227 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,651 You know what? Casting will take care of itself. 228 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,094 - Yeah. It will. - We'll, you know... 229 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,787 - it will. Let's do it. - Fantastic. 230 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,421 - All right. Okay. - All right. 231 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,299 - I'm gonna talk to the others. - That sounds great. 232 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,159 Okay. 233 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,997 The big thing for George is the ex-wife who left him... 234 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,266 Yes. - ...And he wants to get her back. 235 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,770 No one's gonna buy it. The character is unlovable. 236 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,306 He is a... you know, he's a jerky, schmucky little character. 237 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,841 All right? He's just a buffoon. 238 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,911 He's so unappealing that to buy that there was a marriage 239 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,689 - that's sustained at all... - All right, first of all, 240 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,915 why is he unappealing? People loved the character. 241 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,284 Because he's selfish, he's stupid, he lies... 242 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,729 - Yeah, but people... he's not stupid. - He's abrasive, he's inept. 243 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,723 - He's funny. Everything you just said is funny. - Yeah, it's funny. 244 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,868 Okay, so maybe that's why... - it's funny 'cause everybody laughs at him, 245 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,526 'cause we all know schmucks like that. 246 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,130 But what I like about it... here's the upside to it, really... 247 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,666 It could make up for the finale. That's for sure. 248 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,343 What does that mean? "Make up for the fin"... 249 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,703 There's nothing to make up for. 250 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,238 It really lets us end "Seinfeld" on a good note. 251 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,141 It could be a "we know. We know. We're sorry." 252 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,743 On that level I like it. 253 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,746 And, creatively, it makes me... My juices are going. 254 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,949 - My juice is going. - Wait. What... 255 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,251 What's going on in this restaurant? 256 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,820 - Oh, the photos? - Yeah. 257 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,487 Boy, those are distracting, huh? 258 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,547 - But anyway, what were you saying? - And Julia... 259 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,858 Everybody is down for this? 260 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,368 I mean, have you talked to Julia about this? 261 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,262 - I was supposed to meet with her today... - Yeah? 262 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,307 But she said she had to drive her daughter to a birthday party. 263 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,099 And she kinda blew me off, so I don't know. 264 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,002 But I'm gonna meet with her tomorrow. Jerry'll do it if you do it. 265 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,371 - And Michael... yes? - I haven't spoken to him yet, 266 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,006 but I'm gonna meet with everybody. 267 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,143 All right. You know what? Let's do it. 268 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,754 You know what? Let's do it. I'm excited. 269 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,612 - Great. - This is gonna work. 270 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,949 - It's gonna be great. - And you know what? 271 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,952 For George's ex-wife, if we get one of these great actresses 272 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,595 that has the little bit of the funny voice... 273 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:30,357 You know, like a Jennifer tilly, like a Kristin chenoweth. 274 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,069 You don't need to concern yourself so much with who's playing George's wife. 275 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,004 - It's not concern. I'm excited. - Next thing I know, 276 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,672 you're gonna be... what, you're gonna be writing with me. 277 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,531 - You need some ideas? - No, we're good. 278 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,576 - 'Cause, you know, there were a few things... - Yeah, all right. 279 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,636 - That I pitched over the years you didn't... - yeah, whatever. 280 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,538 - They weren't that great. - And it's nice. 281 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,250 - We'll go out on a good note this time. - We'll have a great time. 282 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,551 We went out... We already went out on a... 283 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,977 Thank you. Thank you very much. 284 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,687 - Ah yes, thank you. - I hope everything was great. 285 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,456 - It was fantastic. - We don't need to go out on a good note. 286 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,949 - We went out on a good note. - And we'll do it again. 287 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,361 What are you going to leave? Let's coordinate the tip here. 288 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,855 Why? - Well, when we split the check, 289 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,991 we both have the exact same bill. 290 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,936 So why don't we leave the same thing so one of us doesn't look like an idiot? 291 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,120 What, are we favored nations all of a sudden for lunch? 292 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,474 No, but what is the big deal if we both leave the same amount? 293 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,909 What do you want to leave? What's your inclination? 294 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,467 - $12. - $12? 295 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,137 - Yeah. - Good. Put down $12. 296 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,518 - Write... write $12 down. - How much are you gonna leave? 297 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,477 - Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm. - What's your plan here? 298 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,415 I'm encouraging you to leave $12. 299 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:32,319 I think it's a number. There's nothing to be ashamed of 300 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,990 in writing $12 under "gratuity" on your check. 301 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,559 Are you gonna leave $12? 302 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,061 You want to know what I'm leaving? 303 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,806 I'm gonna write down what I'm leaving right now. 304 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,098 I'm writing a number. 305 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,067 Now I'm folding that number 306 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,737 and I'm putting it inside my little leather check holder. 307 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,040 Waiter. Thank you very much. 308 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,418 - No problem. Thank you. - You've been wonderful. Thank you very much. 309 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,811 You're not gonna tell me what you left? Is that it? 310 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,880 I am very excited about our show. 311 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,415 You don't believe in tip coordination, is that it? 312 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,152 Let's stay in touch about the girl. It's very important. 313 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,930 I've got a couple of ideas. I'll email you. 314 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,790 This is exciting, Larry. 315 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,625 Larry: And some funny ideas for Elaine. 316 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,361 - Oh, really? Like what? - Yeah. 317 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,864 A little girl asks you to give her doll a haircut. 318 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,404 Mm-hmm. You give her the haircut, 319 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,001 she finds out it doesn't grow back and she freaks out. 320 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,537 - Yeah, Elaine around a kid. - Around the kid and her mother yelling at her. 321 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,007 - So that could be funny. - Uh-huh, but I don't know. 322 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,810 I have to tell you, Larry, I've never seen a reunion show 323 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,346 - that was not tacky. - Yeah, I... 324 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,883 I mean, every time you see one of these reunion shows, 325 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,894 it feels like they're doing it for the wrong reasons. 326 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,453 - Really? - Hey, is Jerry into it? 327 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,156 Completely into it. He's chomping at the bit. 328 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,192 - Really? - Is it chomping or champing? 329 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,327 I think it's chomp... champing? What is champing? 330 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,705 I think it's spelled "champing" but pronounced "chomping." 331 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,033 No, it's spelled "chomping" and it's pronounced "chomping." 332 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,202 - Not so sure. - I'm so sure. 333 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,938 - Really? Hmm. - Yeah. Chomp. 334 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,673 Well, regardless, Jason... into it, 335 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,143 - wants to do it. - Oh my god. 336 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,145 I... - come on, let's do it. 337 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,547 Okay, well, maybe... All right. All right. 338 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,549 - I'm into it. - Fantastic. 339 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,319 ( Phone ringing ) - I've got to go get this. Be right back. 340 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,597 - Can I get you anything to drink? - No thanks, I'm good. 341 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,190 - Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah. 342 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,927 - Hey! - Hey. 343 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,929 - How's it going? - It's good. 344 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,397 How was the birthday party the other day? 345 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,333 What birthday party? 346 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,903 You know, you went to a birthday party with your mother. 347 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,072 No, I didn't go to a birthday party. 348 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,607 - Really? - Yeah, really. 349 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,709 That's not what your mother said. 350 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,312 I didn't go to a birthday party. 351 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,914 Huh. 352 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,283 Interesting. 353 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,925 Larry: I've got some really good ideas for Kramer. 354 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,569 This one idea that actually happened to me... 355 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,163 I picked up a hooker so I could use the carpool Lane 356 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,698 to get to dodger stadium 'cause I was late for a ballgame. 357 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,468 That happened to me. I've spoken to Jason, he wants to do it. 358 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,171 Jerry will do it. I just talked to Julia, 359 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,805 she's in. What do you think? 360 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,008 Huh? Do you like that idea? 361 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,842 - Huh? - Yeah. Mmm. 362 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,878 - Good idea, right? - Oh, yeah. 363 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,681 I mean, am I crazy? Tell me. What do you think? 364 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,815 - Hmm? - Yeah. 365 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,085 - Am I crazy? - Hmm? 366 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,787 Am I crazy? Do you think I'm crazy? 367 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,722 I don't know. 368 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,691 Okay, I'm glad you said that. 369 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,835 I'm glad you think I'm crazy. That means it's a good idea. 370 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,896 If you think it's a crazy idea, then it's a good idea. 371 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,240 If you said, "no, you're not crazy," 372 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,066 then I'd think it's not a good idea. 373 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,468 - You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. 374 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,537 - Huh? You get that, right? - Definitely. Sure. 375 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,606 - So what do you think? - Yeah. What? 376 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,808 - Let's do it. - Do it? 377 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,177 Come on, let's do it. 378 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,945 - Let's do it. - What time do you have? 379 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,381 - 2:12. - ( sighs ) 380 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,217 I'm sorry. I've got to pick up Beth. 381 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,353 Oh, okay. I've got the check. What are you doing? 382 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,098 - You can get this? Just a tea. - Of course. Yeah, come on. 383 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,699 - You had a tea. Come on. - Okay, all right. 384 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,591 - This is exciting. Are you excited? - Yeah. 385 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,736 - Huh? It's exciting. - Yeah yeah. It was good seeing you. 386 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,538 - It's exciting, right? - I've gotta go. I'll see you later. 387 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,364 - Great to see you. I'm excited. - All right. 388 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,899 - How are we doing over here, sir? - Doing good. 389 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,635 - Good good. - Doing good. 390 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,471 - Anything I can get you? - No. I have a question I want to ask you. 391 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,382 Okay. - You remember I was sitting here yesterday? 392 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,875 - Yeah. - Would you mind telling me 393 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,145 how much tip the guy I was with left you? 394 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:22,115 Oh. ( Chuckles ) we don't do that. 395 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,851 - You don't do what? - We don't share 396 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,096 - that information with customers. - Huh, "share information"? 397 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,022 Honestly, who gives a crap? 398 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,191 I was in here. I was with a guy. 399 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,992 I'm just curious. What did he leave? 400 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,763 It was a healthy... healthy tip. 401 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,500 - Was mine a healthy tip? - Yeah. 402 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,369 Was his healthier? 403 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,604 I... I... - let me ask you this question: 404 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,874 - Was it over $12? Huh? - Do you want me to refill your water or... 405 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,186 Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12. 406 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,554 I... I could really get in trouble with my manager. 407 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,380 Nobody even knows what we're talking about. 408 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,957 Scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12. 409 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,384 Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over $12? 410 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:01,088 - Oh, for god's sake. What an asshole. - Is there anything else? 411 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:04,191 Let me ask you this question: Was it over $15? 412 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,434 Just tug on your tie up here. Was it over $15? 413 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,160 This is making me real uncomfortable. 414 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,238 Nobody's even... ( Stammers ) to anything we're talking about. 415 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,331 Was it over $15? Tug on your tie. 416 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,966 - Oh my f... oh fuck! - Sir? 417 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,902 Is that all I can get you? 418 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,971 No, don't go yet. One second. I have one more question to ask you. 419 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,075 Did that son of a bitch give you a $20 tip? 420 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,278 - What if it was more? - How much did he give you? 421 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,414 - Huh? Was it over $30? - Do you want the check? 422 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,583 Yeah, if it's over $30, I want you to raise that cup over that pot. 423 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,553 - Okay, I hope you enjoyed your meal... - Yeah, thank you. 424 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,622 And come back soon. 425 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,730 - Larry: Hey! - Jeff: Hi, how are you? 426 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,298 Good. Guess what. 427 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,434 - What? - I've got some news. They're all in. 428 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,470 Really? We're doing the reunion show. 429 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,573 - Fantastic, man! - Is that unbelievable? 430 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:57,610 It's unbelievable. Who'd have thunk? Now check this out. 431 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:03,250 Susie has lyme disease. 432 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,661 - Who saved her life? Who saved her life? - Can you... I saved her life. 433 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,155 - You saved her life. - Dr. David. 434 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,299 - Dr. David. Paging Dr. David. - You know, she went to... 435 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,335 - calling Dr. David. - How many doctors did she go to? 436 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,093 I mean, that's kind of scary. 437 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,566 - I'll be right back. - All right. 438 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,435 Cheryl! Hey, Cheryl! 439 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,770 Hey. 440 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,475 Oh, I'll... I'll catch up with you guys inside. 441 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,943 - Hi. - Hey. 442 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,446 - This is crazy. - Yeah. 443 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,782 - How are you? Good. - Good. Good. 444 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,617 So remember I was telling you 445 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,287 that I was gonna see them about a "Seinfeld" reunion? 446 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,155 - Yeah. - We're doing the show. 447 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,823 - You're kidding. - No. 448 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,825 And you... 449 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,495 Are gonna play George's ex-wife. 450 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,764 - I am? - Do you want to? 451 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,233 - Oh my god! - Huh? 452 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,610 - Are you kidding me? - I swear to god. 453 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,370 - Can you act? Huh? - ( Laughs ) yes. 454 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,406 - You can? Are you sure? - I can. I am very good. 455 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,541 - You're not gonna embarrass me, are you? - No. 456 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,843 - I mean, I've got to talk to Jerry. - Thank you so... 457 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,389 - I'm sure he won't have any problem with it. - Oh my god, Larry. 458 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,648 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 459 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,717 I can't tell you how much that means to me. 460 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,085 - Thank you. - Wow. 461 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,154 Oh my god, you have no idea what this means to me. 462 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,123 - Really? - Okay, I'm gonna go. 463 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,959 - Yeah, I've just got to talk to Jerry. - Thank you so much. 464 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,862 Oh my god! Oh my god! 465 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,467 I'm telling you, it was unbelievable. 466 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,436 You should've seen the look on her face. 467 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,514 - I couldn't get over it. - Man: Here are your tickets, sir. 468 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,373 Thank you. 469 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,108 We'll go see a fantastic game, huh? 470 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,877 - It's all working out. - Yeah. 471 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,979 Where are these? 472 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,681 ( Rock music playing ) 473 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,883 Announcer: And the home team, your Los Angeles... 474 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,353 - Larry: 319. Are you kidding me? - ( Crowd cheers ) 475 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,055 Look at this. This has to be a mistake. 476 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,433 He couldn't have given us seats up here. 477 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:54,527 - This is a joke. Just a joke. - Oh my god. 478 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,763 Can you believe these seats this guy gave us? 479 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,731 - ( Buzzer blares ) - ( whistle tweets ) 480 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,734 Look at this. You've gotta be kidding. 481 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,304 - Announcer: £5... - Unbelievable. 482 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,473 This is crazy. We could've stayed home 483 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,351 - and watched it on TV. - I could have ridden the treadmill, 484 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,277 watched it on TV and gotten the same effect. 485 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,821 Why? Why would he do this? Why would he give... did he do it on purpose? 486 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,848 - I don't know. - Should we give him the benefit of the doubt? 487 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,419 - Yeah, I guess. - I'm not used to giving people the benefit of the doubt. 488 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,554 I don't even know how to condition myself to do it. 489 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,756 I thought he had courtside seats. 490 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,626 Can I... can I borrow your binoculars for a second? 491 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,329 - Yeah, sure. - Sir, thank you very much. 492 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,665 - ( Crowd cheering ) - ( announcer speaking ) 493 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,235 Jeff: Oh, he does have courtside seats. 494 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:40,307 He's sitting in them... He and David spade. 495 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,609 What? He's sitting next to David spade. 496 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,613 Larry: I can't believe it. 497 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,449 I'm gonna call him. 498 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,285 - Fucking asshole. - ( Beeps ) 499 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,728 - ( Gasps ) oh! - What? 500 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,930 He screened my call. 501 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,342 - How do you know he screened your call? - I saw him on the binoculars. 502 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,677 He screened the call. You know, I always thought people were doing that 503 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,245 when I called them. This just confirms it. 504 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,704 See, it taught me a lesson. 505 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,682 I was gonna give somebody the benefit of the doubt... 506 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,343 I almost did... and then something said "no, don't." 507 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,878 Don't. It's not for you." That's not my thing. 508 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,080 That was a complete and utter waste of time. 509 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,459 - Oh, what a waste of time. - Why'd we even stay the whole time? 510 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,085 - I don't even know. - Oh, Sandy Goodman. 511 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:29,088 Listen. Just don't go nuts. 512 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,291 All right? I know you want to say something, but don't... 513 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,694 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. - Okay. 514 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,097 Hey. - Hey, Larry. I'm glad you made it. 515 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,732 - Yeah. - Did you enjoy the game? 516 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,602 Well... 517 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,171 Jerry: You told the head of nbc to go fuck himself? 518 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,807 Yeah, I did. The guy said he's gonna fix me up with tickets. 519 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,076 He puts me up in the rafters, the worst seats. 520 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,012 - So what? - And then I caught the asshole screening my call! 521 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,515 So crap on the head of the network? What are you doing? 522 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,451 He's apoplectic. Apoplectic, Larry. 523 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,287 That kind of behavior is completely unacceptable! 524 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,756 - Yeah. - Julia: You want to know what else is unacceptable? 525 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:08,060 It is totally and completely unacceptable 526 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,296 that you would grill my daughter Gracie 527 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:14,166 about whether I took her to a birthday party. 528 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:18,270 And then you call me a liar? 529 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,907 Okay, first of all, I didn't really grill her. 530 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,909 I just asked a question. 531 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,711 And I didn't call you a liar. 532 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,447 I just said it was... interesting. 533 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,450 What about this would you find interesting, Larry? 534 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,553 Well, the fact that you told me that you were 535 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,022 taking her to a birthday party. 536 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,758 And she said she never went to the birthday party. 537 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,593 So I thought that was interesting. 538 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,195 Do you also find it interesting that, 539 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:46,499 in fact, I have two daughters? 540 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,269 Grace and Mary. 541 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,439 I took Mary to the birthday party. 542 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,708 - That's interesting. - What I find interesting... 543 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,644 In fact, fascinating... Is that you would 544 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,379 go back to a restaurant where you and I had a meal 545 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,315 for the sheer purpose of harassing a waiter 546 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,818 for the most insignificant incident, 547 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,887 I'm sure, that's ever happened in this man's life. 548 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,998 We split a check and he doesn't want to coordinate the tip! 549 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,582 - Jason: Why should I? - Why should you? 550 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:12,968 Why do I need to coordinate the tip? 551 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,537 You go out with a friend, you tip in concert! 552 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,896 Why are we in concert? There's no concert! 553 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,041 - No, two different people, two different tips. - We're not in concert! 554 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,876 - A tip is a solo, Larry. - Larry: No, it's not! 555 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,335 - Thank you. Thank you. Solo. - You tip in concert! 556 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,472 - A tip is a solo. - What is the big secret? 557 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,807 He's got a big secret! What is the big secret?! 558 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,787 You're digging into my personal... you-you gotta know what my taxes are?! 559 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,621 - You wanna know what I paid for my house?! - No, I just think 560 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,689 it's the right thing to do! That's all! 561 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:34,957 There's no right and wrong to it. 562 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,916 In fact, you're wrong and I'm right! 563 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,428 - That's not even the big issue here, by the way. - Julia: There we go. 564 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,129 Because unless you apologize to Sandy Goodman, 565 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,022 there's not even going to be a reunion show. 566 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,657 What reunion show? 567 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,971 - Didn't you tell him? - Larry: Yes, what are you talking about? 568 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,663 We discussed it the other day at lunch. 569 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,866 - I don't remember you telling me that. - What? 570 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,335 You told me point blank. You discussed it. Everybody's... 571 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,646 - This is not cool. - I did discuss it! 572 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,305 Michael: Look, a reunion show... 573 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,674 Let's do it. It's a great idea. 574 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,486 Jerry: All right, you've got all the principals, 575 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,244 but the project's in the toilet 576 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:08,114 because Larry David doesn't want to sit in the loge. 577 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,583 I don't think that was the loge. That was way up. 578 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,653 Larry, you have got to speak with Sandy. 579 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,722 You have got to clean up that mess. 580 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,824 You've got to apologize. 581 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:21,260 Jeff: I never should've left you alone with Goodman. 582 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,329 Jerry's right. You've got to apologize. 583 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,732 Fine. 584 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,934 Oh, what, are you... are you gonna go in begrudgingly 585 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,969 - or are you gonna go in Sincere? - Begrudgingly. 586 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,305 ( Sighs ) you can't give a begrudging apology. 587 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:34,807 You've gotta give a Sincere apology. 588 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,676 I'll go somewhere between 589 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,645 begrudging and Sincere. How's that? 590 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,112 Somewhere between? Where between? 591 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,148 - I'll straddle the line. - What kind of line? 592 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,984 It's not completely Sincere and it's not completely begrudging. 593 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,862 I'll tell you where the line is... the line is 594 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,855 you probably fuck up the apology. That's the line. 595 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:52,424 If I fuck up the apology, then I'll apologize for the bad apology. 596 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,661 You can't apologize for an apology! 597 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,162 You get one shot, that's it. 598 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,798 Hey, what about Cheryl? 599 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,337 - Okay. - There you go. 600 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,940 - All right. - I'm gonna hate myself more than normally. 601 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,010 Hey, Jeff, did you see my cell phone? 602 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,344 Uh, no, I did not. 603 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,246 Hi, lar. Oh, here it is. 604 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,415 All right, listen. I've gotta run. 605 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,551 Don't forget to pick up Sammy, okay? 606 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,262 - I'm not gonna forget. - Susie: All right. 607 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,654 - Hey. - What? 608 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:23,990 No "thank you, Larry", 609 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,993 for saving my life"? 610 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:29,762 Saving my life? How'd you save my life? 611 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,231 - You didn't save my life. - I diagnosed your illness. 612 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,411 All right. Well, it's treated, and I'm feeling great. 613 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,836 - Give it up, man. - Give what up? 614 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,214 What kind of person doesn't say thank you to another person for saving their life? 615 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:41,798 - Oh, Larry, thank you so much. - I'm glad you're feeling better. 616 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,276 You saved my life. I'd be dead without you. 617 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,245 - You would be! - Oh, bullshit! 618 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,691 You know what happens to lyme disease if it's left untreated? 619 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,017 What? - Everything goes... the kidneys, the joints, 620 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,653 - the lungs, the heart... everything! - Well, then you should be 621 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:56,288 very glad I'm feeling better, shouldn't you?! 622 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,900 If somebody saved my life, I'd be fucking kissing... 623 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,592 You didn't save my life, asshole! 624 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:01,894 - You know what? - What? 625 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:05,531 Next time I'm not gonna say anything, okay?! 626 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:08,000 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and let you die! 627 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,945 - You want me to die? Get the hell out of here. - You know what? 628 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,171 You've got a little spot on your forehead. 629 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,049 - Get the hell out of here. - Don't get it checked out. It's not skin cancer. 630 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,713 - Out out out out! - Don't check that out, 631 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,576 that little spot you got there. 632 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,413 I just wanted to apologize 633 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:24,050 if I offended you 634 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,052 or insulted you 635 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,888 in any way. 636 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,626 So this is me 637 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:36,062 apologizing. 638 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,632 It's about as sorry as I can get. 639 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,035 I guess my question is: 640 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:47,306 Was it sorry enough? 641 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,209 That's it? 642 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,878 - No good? - "No good"? 643 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,981 - Too begrudging? - Very begrudging. 644 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,049 Can I apologize for the apology? 645 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,686 You know what? I want to put the kibosh 646 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,588 on our relationship. 647 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:06,392 I can see where this road is going and I don't like it, 648 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:10,562 so we're done. The reunion show is off. 649 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,564 - Yeah. - Good luck to you. 650 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:16,035 - I'll be fine. - Good luck to your network, 651 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:20,673 - thank you. - Okay, I could not find your acid reflux pills, 652 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,742 so I got you tums and echinacea. 653 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,476 - Thank you. - I found the ginseng. 654 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,789 - Oh, what's the matter, you sick? - I have a stiff neck. 655 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,448 I have aches. I have pains. 656 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:33,786 - I'm not well. - Have you been in any tall grass recently? 657 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,621 In the Hamptons over the weekend, 658 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,724 yes, with my kid. Why? 659 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:41,694 No reason. 660 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,508 Larry, you saved my life. 661 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,677 - Ah. - Now go do what you do. 662 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,112 - Okay. - Okay. 663 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,881 Hey, everybody, let's get back to work. 664 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,182 - All right. - All right. 665 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,517 Pick it up from Kramer's entrance. 666 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:07,686 - Yup. - All right. 667 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,792 Larry, I want you back. 668 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,061 Let's go home and make love. 669 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,464 ( People chatting ) 670 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,843 ( People crying ) 671 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,217 Ah. 672 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,804 ( Phone rings ) 673 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,539 - Jerry: Hello. Hey. - Hey. So guess what. 674 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,941 - What? - Show's back on. 675 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,575 - Get out of here! - Yeah! 676 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,277 - Unbelievable. - I know! 677 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,513 - What did you do? - I talked to Goodman 678 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,782 - and I straightened it out. - And you apologized. 679 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:12,885 No. - Well, listen. You'll never believe what happened to me. 680 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:14,821 I'm driving along... I'm in Beverly Hills... 681 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,889 You'll never guess who I bump into. 682 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,657 - I give up. - Meg Ryan. 683 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,127 - Who? - Meg Ryan. 684 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,762 Really? And I said, "you are absolutely" 685 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,432 our dream cast 686 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:27,699 "for George's ex-wife." 687 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,535 - And she's gonna do it! - What? 688 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,770 - I'm gonna put her on. Hold on. - Meg: Larry! 689 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,506 Isn't this great! George's ex-wife! 690 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,484 ( Laughs ) I can't bel... it's such a great idea. 691 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,111 Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks. Here's Jerry. 692 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,713 Jerry: Show's back on! Meg Ryan's in! 693 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,582 We are gold! 694 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:45,885 ( Theme music playing )