1 00:00:06,433 --> 00:00:08,533 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:16,776 - Larry: Okay, fine. - Cheryl: Let's go. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,300 - Can I take a break? - No! 4 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:19,933 - Why? - Let's push through his. 5 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,600 Work it, come on, yeah, so we can get this done. 6 00:00:22,633 --> 00:00:25,200 This house feels like a hotel to me. 7 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,300 - Hotel, really? - Yeah. 8 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:30,333 She's right about that. It's not as nice as the other house. 9 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:33,733 - Larry: I agree with you. It's not as nice. - ( Cell phone rings ) 10 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:37,633 Hi, Ted. I know. No no, we're here. 11 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:40,200 We're in the middle of it right now. 12 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:42,800 ( Giggles ) I know. Can you believe it? 13 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,333 - You hear this? - Hmm? 14 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,233 - She's talking to Ted Danson. - That was a guy? 15 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:50,133 - Yeah. - I thought it was a girl. 16 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:53,233 - No no, they have little chats on the cell phone. - No, they don't. 17 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,767 - They do all day long. - Really? 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,700 Yeah, I'm telling you, it's unbelievable. 19 00:00:57,733 --> 00:01:00,700 And when they're together, she goes like this. She gives him a slap. 20 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:02,643 - Touching like that? - Yeah, like a playful slap. 21 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:05,167 - Oh, the flirtatious slap. - The flirtatious tap. 22 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,500 - Really? - Yeah. 23 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,933 - That's like sex for platonic friends. - Yeah. 24 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:11,776 Because they can't touch each other, it's forbidden. 25 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,833 So they're allowed to go like that. 26 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:16,967 ( Knock on door ) - all right, I'm done helping you move. 27 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:19,900 - Hey, thanks so much. Thank you. - My pleasure. 28 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:22,809 - Are you going to the n.R.D.C. Opening tomorrow? - Yeah yeah, of course. 29 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,143 You know, they're naming a wing after me. 30 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,600 - Naming a wing? - Yeah, I gave 'em a ton of money. 31 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:29,433 - Well, good for you. - I'll see you tomorrow. 32 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,433 - Larry, Larry David? - Yeah. 33 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,533 Where's Loretta? Loretta! 34 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:38,333 - ( Boy shouts ) - peanut, peanut, boy! 35 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:40,333 Look at you, boy. Baby girl! 36 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,400 Oh my god, you all living large. 37 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,600 - What's up, sister? - Boy, what you doing here? 38 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,467 What you doing here? 39 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,633 Uh-oh, I knew I smelled some cooking. 40 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:52,500 Do I smell food? Come here, auntie. 41 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:54,967 ( All laughing ) 42 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:57,833 - Who is this guy? - That's my brother Leon. 43 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:01,500 What's up, girl? 44 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,300 Which room he gonna stay in? 45 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,433 What? Which room he gonna stay in? 46 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,709 - You can stay in my room, uncle Leon. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 47 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:10,133 - Let me get my bag. - Show him where the room is at. 48 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,233 Auntie rae: All right. 49 00:02:12,267 --> 00:02:15,066 Come on, boy! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 50 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:18,100 - Was he in the hurricane? - No, he lives here in L.A. 51 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:25,067 Cheryl! 52 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:30,433 Leon: Boy, I don't know. 53 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,567 I wonder if cooking good is hereditary. 54 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,700 You know what I mean? 55 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,443 Yeah, see, Loretta put her foot in it this time. 56 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:39,300 Loretta put her foot in it, turned it around, 57 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,433 and kicked you in your own asshole. You feel me? 58 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:44,467 Watch your mouth in front of the children. 59 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,433 Looks good, don't it, don't it? 60 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,267 Man, oh, man, what are you trying to do to your family with this food? 61 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,833 - You're gonna kill 'em. - What you talking about, l.D.? 62 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,267 Come on, all that cholesterol. It's no good for you. 63 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,067 Larry, can I talk to you for a second? 64 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:01,867 Really think about getting rid of all the bacon 65 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:03,867 and the sausage and everything. 66 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,267 I'm gonna think about eating it. 67 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,567 ( Laughing ) 68 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,300 You crazy, girl! 69 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:14,500 I'm a little creeped out right now. 70 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:18,267 Okay, I was just in Leon's room putting some flowers in there. 71 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:21,467 - Leon's room? - Yeah, and there's a... 72 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,967 There's a stain on the blanket. 73 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:29,066 - What kind of stain? What do you mean? - Like when a guy... 74 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:31,267 You know, and does his business, and he's alone. 75 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:34,167 It's so gross. 76 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,200 - Are you kidding? - No. 77 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:39,300 Hey, everybody in the family have them big ones. 78 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,633 - First night in our house? - I know. 79 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:46,066 Okay, I'm gonna talk to him. 80 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:48,867 - No, oh, god. - What, are you kidding? 81 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:51,509 I don't want to some guy staying here masturbating all over the place. 82 00:03:51,533 --> 00:03:52,933 You can't talk to him about it. 83 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,533 - Leon. - Larry. 84 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:56,933 Can I talk to you for a second? 85 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:59,367 Excuse me, ladies. I shall return. 86 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,733 Oh my god. I gotta get something over to... 87 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:05,233 All right. Man, I'm about to bust. 88 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:08,533 - Enjoyed your breakfast? - Larry, you know how to bring it. 89 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:10,667 - That's nice. - I'm about to blow up. 90 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,167 - I just spoke to my wife. - Okay. 91 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,733 And she said she was putting some flowers in your room. 92 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,867 And she found a stain... 93 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,233 On your blanket. 94 00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:25,733 Stain on my blanket, huh? 95 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,700 What, like juice, 96 00:04:27,733 --> 00:04:29,700 syrup, maybe syrup or something like that? 97 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:32,066 Huh-uh, no. 98 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:34,567 Gravies maybe, something in the gravy category? 99 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,500 Huh-uh, no. 100 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,333 What kind of stain was it? 101 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:42,633 - Hmm? - Ejaculate. 102 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:44,400 E-what? 103 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:45,800 Ejaculate. 104 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,333 Ajackalit. 105 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:50,100 Not ajackalit. Ejaculate. 106 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,833 Ejaculate? 107 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:57,800 Cum stain. Cum. 108 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,867 Cum stain. 109 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,133 What kind of cum was it, first of all? 110 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,200 What do you mean, what kind of cum? Cum's cum. 111 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,167 - Cum is not cum, Larry. - Cum's cum. 112 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,400 It couldn't have been mine. Know why? 'Cause I gets mine, Larry. 113 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,400 I brings the ruckus to the ladies. 114 00:05:11,433 --> 00:05:13,900 Okay, so you're denying this. Is that it? 115 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:15,933 First of all, look around this place, man. 116 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,400 Are there any visuals around here to Jack off to? 117 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:20,167 All we have is basic cable, right? 118 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,233 What am I doing, jacking off to "Andy Griffith"? 119 00:05:22,267 --> 00:05:24,066 Jacking off to Clara, huh? 120 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,400 - You mean aunt bea? - Aunt bea, Clara, whoever. 121 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:29,200 - Who's Clara? - Who's the lady who answer the phone? 122 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,667 - I don't know. - Is that her name, Clara? 123 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,167 I don't know Clara. I know aunt bea. 124 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,233 Nobody wanna Jack off to no damn aunt bea. 125 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,209 I don't remember any beauties on that show, frankly. 126 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,800 It's not my cum, Larry. 127 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:42,067 - Okay? - Okay. 128 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:47,567 So, yeah, just get the blanket clean. 129 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,800 - This is it? - That's all, yeah. 130 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:53,067 What are you doing? What are you doing? 131 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,667 You want me to clean the blanket. 132 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,867 Yeah, so just throw it in the bin. You don't need to... 133 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,067 I don't have a bin, Larry. I have to look at it to see what kind 134 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,633 of cleaning... - you don't need to inspect it. 135 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,900 Larry, do you want me to clean the blanket or not? 136 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,367 What are you doing? You throw it in. 137 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,800 Oh... ( laughing ) 138 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,533 Okay, I had nothing to do with that. 139 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:17,267 Sure, Larry, whatever you say. 140 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:20,100 No, somebody's staying at my house, and I'm sure he did that. 141 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:23,467 Larry, I could give a shit if it was Santa claus. I'm just trying to get it off. 142 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,167 No, I'm just telling you, okay, that I had nothing to do with that. 143 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,967 - That's not my stain. All right, fine. - Okay okay. 144 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,233 You look very cute when you're all blushy. 145 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,833 - You think I'm gonna tell? I'm your friend, Larry. - I didn't do it. 146 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:39,233 I'm not gonna lie about that. 147 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:41,767 You're really insane, you know? 148 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,967 Larry. 149 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:46,133 I don't see my yankee Jersey... 150 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,233 - By the way. - Huh. 151 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:53,867 - See that? - Wow, it must be gone then. 152 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,833 I'm sorry, Larry. 153 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:57,500 What? 154 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,800 What? It happens, Larry. That's what happens sometimes. 155 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:02,867 No no no, you don't understand. That's Joe pepitone's Jersey. 156 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,900 I've had that Jersey since I was a kid. Number 25. 157 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:09,400 It's gone. Somebody else must have taken it. 158 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,267 Well, do you think they'll return it? 159 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,100 Larry, in all the many years I've worked here 160 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,600 at the dry cleaners, no one ever returns anything. 161 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:21,467 Sometimes you get home and you have something that isn't yours, 162 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,333 and sometimes something of yours gets taken. 163 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,833 That's just the unwritten law of dry cleaning. 164 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:28,467 Everyone knows that. 165 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,066 - Really? - Really. 166 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,967 Well, I don't subscribe to that law. 167 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:35,066 Oh, well, then maybe you should change it. 168 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,867 - Maybe I will. - Good. 169 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,767 I'll have your semen-covered blanket ready 170 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,400 on Wednesday. 171 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:51,200 Larry: So I confronted him. Of course he denied it, 172 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,100 but I mean, come on, give me a break. 173 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:56,133 He was in the room. I mean, who else could it be? 174 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,133 You gotta kick him out, hands down. 175 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,900 First night in the house. 176 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,267 Hey hey, I did it. 177 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,233 Come on, no big deal. 178 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:07,667 You did it? 179 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,600 Yeah, did it, yep, me. 180 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:13,066 - Are you serious? - Yeah, what's the big deal? 181 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:14,633 What's the big deal? 182 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,066 It was passover at your house. 183 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,433 I was drinking a little bit, 184 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:19,933 had some manischewitz, you know? 185 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,633 Feeling good, and I was away from the table. 186 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:25,567 I got an erection. I took care of it before I came back. 187 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,500 I didn't want to come back to the table with an erection at passover. 188 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:32,400 - Are you out of your mind? - No, it's no big deal. 189 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,200 - Passover? - It's not like yom kippur. 190 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:36,143 - I would never do it on the high holidays. - He wouldn't do it 191 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,667 - on a high holiday. - No, I wouldn't. 192 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:38,967 You're like a monkey. 193 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,067 - A monkey. - You are. 194 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,709 - You didn't do a very good job of cleaning up. - I did the best I could. 195 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,609 - That's the best you could? - I had to get back to the table. 196 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:48,700 They were doing the four questions and I love the four questions. 197 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,066 Gotta get back. It's very important. 198 00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:52,267 - I love the four questions. - This is unbelievable. 199 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,933 - No big deal. - It is a big deal. 200 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,909 Come to my house and do it. What do I give a shit? 201 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,833 Come on over and whack off. Have a good time. 202 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,066 ( All laugh ) 203 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,400 Oh, listen, 204 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,833 I left my sunglasses at your house. I need 'em desperately. 205 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:06,900 - All right, I'll look for 'em. - Don't let him in your house. 206 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,433 - Hi, guys. - Hey! 207 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,800 - Look at you. - No, look at you. 208 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,767 - You are miss nrdc. - Look at you! 209 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,767 - Well, thank you. - You make me wanna save the planet. 210 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,933 - So, should we go in, - okay, let's go in. 211 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,066 See the new wing? 212 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,509 Call me, actually. I have something to tell you. 213 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:26,200 - I've got something to tell you, too. - Oh, saying hello? 214 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,100 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 215 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:35,433 Why are you and Ted always kind of hitting each other all the time? 216 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,900 All this playful hitting? All that stuff? 217 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:40,200 It's not a conscious thing. I don't know. 218 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,267 I'm expressive with my hands. 219 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,967 - Hey... - ( gasps ) 220 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,167 - Cheryl: Larry David. That's great. - Huh? 221 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,433 - Never had a wing before. - I know. 222 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:53,500 That's pretty good. Pretty good. 223 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:57,133 - It's your night to shine. - Yeah yeah, it's great. 224 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:06,767 What is that? "Wing donated by anonymous." 225 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,433 - Yeah, yeah. - Anonymous? 226 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,600 I'm not crazy about that. Now it looks like... 227 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:16,833 Just looks like I did mine for the credit 228 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:20,667 as opposed to, you know, Mr. wonderful "anonymous." 229 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,800 I know who it is. 230 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,567 It's Ted. 231 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,200 Ted is anonymous. 232 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,533 What are you, kidding? 233 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,300 No, isn't that great? 234 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,833 He donated a whole wing and didn't want anybody to know. 235 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:41,233 Well, he told you, so he apparently wanted somebody to know. 236 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,933 He told me, okay? 237 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,900 Who else did he tell? How do you know he just told you? 238 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:48,333 The point is that he didn't need all the fanfare... 239 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:50,076 Fanfare? What fanfare? I don't like the fanfare. 240 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,967 You're saying I like fanfare? 241 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,967 He can tell a few people. He just doesn't need the whole world to know 242 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,500 that he donated all this money. 243 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,509 You know what? I didn't need the world to know, either. 244 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,800 Nobody told me that I could be anonymous and tell people. 245 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,066 I would have taken that option, okay? 246 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:07,400 You can't have it halfway. You're either anonymous or you're not. 247 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,533 - What is it? - People are pointing out 248 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,809 - there's Larry David's wing. - Oh, yeah, there's Larry David, 249 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,066 the guy who has to have his name up on the wall, 250 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,933 as opposed to Mr. anonymous, 251 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,467 but was really Ted. 252 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,767 - I'm proud of you. - Anonymous. 253 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,500 It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity. 254 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,233 What do you think about that? 255 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:29,467 Oh, I want to go talk to senator boxer. 256 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,533 I'll be right back. 257 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,600 - Hi. - Hi, Larry. 258 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:37,133 - Hello, senator. - It is good to see you. 259 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,066 Senator, I wanted to talk to you 260 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,733 about an issue 261 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,467 that doesn't really get a lot of play in the papers. 262 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,700 Well, tell me 'cause I like new issues. 263 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:51,333 Okay, I'm talking about what's going on 264 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,667 at the dry cleaners. 265 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:56,066 What's going on at the dry cleaners, Larry? 266 00:11:56,067 --> 00:12:00,066 Well, what happens is sometimes they'll give your item 267 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,500 to someone else and then that person owns it 268 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:06,066 and walks around in it, and you have no recourse. 269 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,667 And there's no oversight. It's just complete chaos 270 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,733 in the dry cleaning industry, as I see it. 271 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,066 Larry, the thing about it is 272 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,833 that sometimes you get an item 273 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,433 that isn't yours and sometimes you lose an item. 274 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,233 So at the end of the day, it balances out. 275 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,667 Yeah, well, it's not balancing out for me, senator. 276 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,633 I never get an item, and you know what? 277 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,433 If I got it, I would return it, 278 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,967 because I think the whole system is flawed. 279 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:32,066 Larry, you see these slacks? 280 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:34,300 See 'em? 281 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,833 Dry cleaners. 282 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,100 Those are somebody else's pants? 283 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,200 Well, they're mine now. 284 00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,667 - You're part of the problem, senator. - Please don't... 285 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,367 - Isn't he great? - Ted. 286 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,600 - Oh, you know each other, right. - Oh, yeah. 287 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,567 You look fabulous! 288 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,667 You are such a hero. 289 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,876 - You are, Barbara. - You know when you founded the oceans foundation, 290 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,700 you changed everything because his kids couldn't swim in the bay. 291 00:12:56,733 --> 00:13:00,067 Oh oh, the poor little kids. 292 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,233 They couldn't swim in the bay. 293 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,867 Oh, what about the 400-foot pool they could swim in? 294 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,967 That wasn't available to them at the time? 295 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,100 Well, you know, could I just say, 296 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,967 that aside, look at this. 297 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,333 Anonymous. You really... I know. I know. 298 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,800 I didn't say... Larry, did you know 299 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,500 this anonymous is Ted? 300 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,467 - Yeah, I did. - The point I want to make is: 301 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,900 You didn't need to do this. 302 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,200 - That's true. He didn't. - He didn't. 303 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,600 But that's why I kept my name off, 304 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,833 because I think it's the exhibit. 305 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,900 It's the issue that needs to stand forward, not me. 306 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,109 - And you're so passionate about the issue. - Thank you. 307 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,533 You know, too many people 308 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,043 don't do things out of the goodness... 309 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,533 They want the credit. 310 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,100 You are number one in my book, Ted Danson. 311 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,100 - Senator. - Please don't forget... 312 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,066 I've gotta run. Bye, Larry. Bye, Ted. 313 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,576 - So sweet. Bye, darling. - See you later. 314 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,867 - Yeah, bye. - Right this way. 315 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:53,300 Wow, wow. 316 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,367 - I didn't expect that. - What is this bullshit? 317 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,833 What? Anonymous. Give me a break. 318 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,809 If you're anonymous, how come people know about it? 319 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,600 I told maybe one or two people, 320 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,233 friends that I didn't think I wanted to have a secret. 321 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,233 I have a feeling everybody in this room knows. 322 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,667 Can I have your attention, everybody? 323 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,667 We're gonna start the ceremony and senator Barbara boxer would like 324 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,467 - to say a few words. - Thank you so much. 325 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,233 This is a night to thank two very special people... 326 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:22,200 - You know, you're full of shit. - You're a fucking asshole. 327 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,567 - So one is Larry David. - Anonymous. 328 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,067 Larry David. 329 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,066 We are very thrilled with his contribution, 330 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:33,467 - and the other is anonymous. - ( Cheering ) 331 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,733 So you know not one person, 332 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,767 not one thanked me for the donation. 333 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,133 Are you aware of that? 334 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,733 Next time I give money to anybody 335 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,300 it'll be anonymous, I can tell you that. 336 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,900 And I'm going to tell everybody. 337 00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:01,067 I know who the masturbator was. 338 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,967 Jeff. 339 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,067 Uh-huh. 340 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,833 - Ted Danson told you that. - It doesn't matter. 341 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,800 Oh my god. That's really unbelievable. 342 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,909 - You know what's unbelievable? - That's unbelievable. 343 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:22,300 Is that your friend would think that's it's okay 344 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,667 to come over to our house and jerk off. 345 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,767 - He's had too much to drink, you know... - Too much to drink? 346 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,400 - Yeah, he was drunk. - Well I've had drinks before, 347 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:31,943 and I didn't go over to somebody's house 348 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,700 - and masturbate in the guest room. - Well, good for you. 349 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,433 And by the way, 350 00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,200 Jeff is banned from our house. 351 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,100 - You're banning him from the house? - Yeah. 352 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,133 He is not welcome in our house anymore. 353 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,700 I tell you what: I'd rather have 354 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,833 the masturbator in the house than the gossiper. 355 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,500 Well, you obviously weren't going to tell me, Larry. 356 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,867 I would have told you on the way home or waited until I got in the house, 357 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,200 - oh, right. - So we'd have a good laugh over it later. 358 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,567 - A laugh? - Well, whatever. 359 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,700 - Did you really think... - No probably not. 360 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:02,967 That's hilarious... "hey, Cheryl, guess who jerked off on our blanket?" 361 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,733 "It was Jeff. Isn't that hilarious?" Yeah. 362 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,433 Yeah, that's a fun ride home. 363 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,267 Heya, what's going on? 364 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,700 Tch... 365 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,367 It's crazy, really, but, 366 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,100 I... you know. ( Sighs ) 367 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,067 Um... 368 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,967 Cheryl found out about the stain on the blanket. 369 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,267 How could she find out? You... 370 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,533 You didn't tell her. 371 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,066 No. 372 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,733 Ted Danson? 373 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,400 Yeah, her girlfriend Ted! 374 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,433 - Why would he do do something like that? - I don't know. 375 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,433 - That's unbelievable! - I don't understand that! 376 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,933 - That was a private moment! - Absolutely. 377 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,767 - And then he's gossiping? - What a little yenta! 378 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800 That's crazy! 379 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,066 Now how am I gonna look Cheryl in the eye? 380 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,333 How can the four of us ever go out again? 381 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,200 That's another thing. 382 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:04,067 She's uh... she was pretty upset, and, uh... 383 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:08,333 She's banned you from the house. 384 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:12,300 - Cheryl banned me from your house? - You're banned. 385 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,767 What the hell is going on? 386 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,767 Oh, hey, suz'. 387 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,067 - Larr'. - Hi, how are you? 388 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,876 What do you mean Cheryl banned you from the house? 389 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,333 - Who just said...? - I heard you! 390 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,733 Don't try to bullshit me! Why, what happened? 391 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,533 What's gonna happen if I don't tell? 392 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,500 I'll call Cheryl and find out. 393 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:31,700 - What the fuck difference does it make? - Well, okay. 394 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,967 Last passover... 395 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,133 You what?! 396 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:40,767 You jerked off in their house? 397 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,066 - Yeah. - Oh, that is sick! 398 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:46,967 You have wrought your semen outside our home, Jeff? 399 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,900 - Yeah. - That's adultery! 400 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,467 - That's cheating on me! - When did... 401 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,567 You masturbate in this house and this house alone! Maybe a hotel. 402 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,300 Not at a friend's house! 403 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,900 I have to agree with her, really. 404 00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,376 You know what, Larry? I can handle this. 405 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,943 He's my husband. Shut the fuck up, okay? 406 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,567 - Okay. - It's sick, Jeff! 407 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,433 You don't jerk off in somebody else's home! 408 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,967 And Cheryl kicked him out? 409 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,267 - Yeah, she banned him. - Really? 410 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,600 Who the fuck is she to tell my husband what to do? 411 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,233 - I punish my husband! - I could not agree more with you. 412 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:17,066 - Thank you very much, Larry. - You're right. 413 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,767 Ban him from the house? 414 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,176 - Fuck you, ban him from the house. - Fuck you, yeah, absolutely. 415 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,100 I will take care of you in my own way. 416 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,133 And you know what? Jeff is banned from your house? 417 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,733 You are banned from my house. 418 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,733 Get the fuck out! 419 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,533 What? What are you... - get the fuck out of my house! 420 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,333 Be gone with you! Out! 421 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,600 If he's banned, you're banned! 422 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,800 - You're banning me? - Yes, I am banning you. 423 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,967 - You're banning me from your house? - Yes I am. 424 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:43,200 - Okay, fine. I'm banned! - Good! 425 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,567 Don't come back! 426 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,767 Don't worry, I won't! 427 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:51,067 ( Kids squealing, screaming ) 428 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,367 - Boo! - It's a ghost! Don't let him get me! 429 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,867 What the hell's going on here? Oh, hell no! 430 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,567 - I will take you out! - ( Screaming ) 431 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,300 The days are over where you been terrorizing my people! 432 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,700 - It's me! - Me who? 433 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:07,267 Larry David! What are you doing up under this klan sheet? 434 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,300 - What? - Mm-hmm. 435 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,633 Oh my god, no no no. 436 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,600 - We were playing ghosts. - Ghosts? 437 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,800 Where I come from, you see somebody in a sheet, 438 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,867 ghost is not the first thing you think about. 439 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,633 You think about k.K.K. 440 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,433 - K.k.k.? - Yeah. 441 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,867 ( Laughs ) come on, are you kidding? 442 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,567 Scared me half to death, Larry. 443 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,533 Okay, you can get off now. 444 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,200 - All right. Well, help me, love. - Go ahead. 445 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,667 I'll get these groceries... 446 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,900 Hey, Jeff's sunglasses. 447 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,867 - Hey, Leon! - What up? 448 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,200 What are you doing? You want to take a ride with me? 449 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,233 I gotta return Jeff's sunglasses. He left them here. 450 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,700 I got some stuff to tell you anyway. 451 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,167 All right, Larry. Hold on. 452 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,933 Give me two minutes, Larry. 453 00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,300 Ho ho ho! So it's Jeff been jackin' off? 454 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,367 That's the jackoff suspect, huh? 455 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,267 Yeah. Leon, I am so sorry. 456 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,333 That's some fucked-up shit right there, man. 457 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,867 I know. I owe you one. 458 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,367 You damn right you owe me one. 459 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,600 - Okay, so we're cool? - We're cool, man. 460 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:15,400 Okay. Hey, Leon... 461 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,733 - You see that guy? - That guy right there? 462 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,533 Larry: In the yankee Jersey. 463 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,733 Number 25... that's my Jersey! Joe pepitone! 464 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:23,843 What? The dry cleaner gave it to him. 465 00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:25,000 He never gave it back. 466 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,767 That's some bullshit right there. 467 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,433 - I'm going to handle this shit. - What are you doing? 468 00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,767 - I'm gonna get your shit back for you, man. - What are you talking about? 469 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,609 Be cool, Larry. I'm gonna get that shit back for you. 470 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,733 Leon! 471 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,400 Yeah! 472 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,600 ( Laughing ) yeah, that's how I do it, baby! 473 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,867 Ha ha ha! Joe pepitone up in this motherfucker. 474 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,833 Jesus. Nice goin', man. 475 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,409 - That's how I doos it, baby. - Nice going. 476 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,767 - That's how I doos it, Larry. - I like it. 477 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,133 What do you want? 478 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,367 Jeff's glasses. 479 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,933 Found them in my house. 480 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,909 He mentioned it to me so I thought I'd return them. 481 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,700 All right, fine, thank you. 482 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:35,867 Um... I know I'm banned from the house and all... - yeah? 483 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,767 Think I could use your bathroom? 484 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,633 No, a ban is a ban. What, does my word mean nothing? 485 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,100 I really gotta go. 486 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,767 All right, I will temporarily lift the ban. 487 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,767 In out... quick! 488 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,433 Beautiful. Thank you. 489 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,200 - ( Thumps ) - what the fuck?! 490 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,233 Ow! ( Groans ) 491 00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:56,500 - It was a playful tap! - What are you, nine years old 492 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:59,633 in fourth grade? Get your fuckin' hands off of me! 493 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,100 ( Groans ) 494 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,200 - It was a playful tap. - Get in and out! 495 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:08,700 Leon: So what are we gonna do now, 496 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:10,833 get me a new blanket, new bed, all that shit? 497 00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,367 Leon, I'm not getting you a new bed. 498 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,100 Come on, man. That's crazy. 499 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,633 That's crazy right there. 500 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,900 - That mattress is tainted! - Hey, wait a second. 501 00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,800 Oh my god! There's another Joe pepitone Jersey! 502 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,200 This is unbelievable. 503 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:25,233 Is it possible there's two of these things? 504 00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:27,900 - Can't be two. - Let me check the size. 505 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,333 - 44. - 44? 506 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:32,367 No, mine's 42. 507 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,633 This can't be my Jersey. That's my Jersey. 508 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:39,333 Okay, well let's get the right shirt then. How 'bout that? 509 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,867 All right, I can handle that right now. 510 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,633 That guy right there. It's his shirt. 511 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:05,100 We're definitely taking the damn shirt. 512 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,100 - Larry? - Huh? 513 00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:09,100 Larry David? Hey hey hey. 514 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:11,100 Hey, it's merle... merle berger 515 00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:12,743 from the n.R.D.C. Function the other night. 516 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,067 Oh, merle! Hey! 517 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,633 Hey, did you send that guy over to take my Jersey? 518 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,967 Well, I didn't really send him. 519 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,933 He kind of went off on his own. 520 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,700 He just took the Jersey off my back! 521 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,776 I don't think it's really your Jersey, though, is it, merle? 522 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,767 What do you mean? I was wearing it. 523 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,200 Did you get that Jersey from the dry cleaner? 524 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,233 Yeah, I got it... I got it from the dry cleaner. 525 00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:37,333 Okay, merle, that Jersey is my Jersey. 526 00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:40,633 I brought it into that dry cleaner and they gave it to you by mistake. 527 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,409 - But you didn't return it. - Yeah, but that's the law of the dry cleaners. 528 00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,066 You know, you win some, you lose some. 529 00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,376 - That's the way it works. - That doesn't work out with me. 530 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,043 I never get any stuff from the dry cleaner. 531 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:51,109 The only mistakes they make with me are to give my stuff to other people. 532 00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:53,066 That's not my fault. I've lost tons of stuff 533 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,767 at the dry cleaners. I lost drapes! 534 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,176 Well, I'm sorry for your losses but you're not gonna make it up now. 535 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,833 If you got a problem with this 536 00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:01,367 why don't you just write your congressperson? 537 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,700 Yeah, well I spoke to senator boxer. How about that? 538 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,467 Oh, that's great. And what did she say? 539 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,100 She said... 540 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:11,700 That she's gonna go to Washington and take care of this problem. 541 00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:14,700 Okay, you know what? 542 00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,367 I'm on the board at the n.R.D.C. 543 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,900 And your name's coming off that wall. 544 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,600 How would you like that? 545 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:21,267 You're gonna take my name off the wall? 546 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,700 - Yeah, I'm gonna... - No! You wouldn't. 547 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:25,200 Oh, you bet I would. 548 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:27,167 - Okay, go ahead, do it. - I'm gonna do it! 549 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,943 And why don't you put up "anonymous" instead? 550 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,867 I will. That's a perfect idea. 551 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,143 - Yeah, really? Go ahead and do it. - I have a lot of pull. 552 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,500 - Okay, let's see. - Good. 553 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:35,867 You come by there next Monday, 554 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,567 it's gonna say "anonymous" on the wall. 555 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,600 - Okay, good! Don't forget. - I'm not! 556 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:46,066 Leon: Okay. Joe pepitone! ( Laughs ) 557 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,567 We got a matching set, man. 558 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,233 ( Screaming ) 559 00:24:55,267 --> 00:24:56,733 Mom! 560 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,100 What's wrong, Sammy, darling? 561 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:05,100 Leon: Mmm! Bam! 562 00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,333 Bam! 563 00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,367 - War. - War. 564 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,767 ( Together ) I declare war! 565 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,767 Boom! Aw! 566 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400 All right! What'd I get? 567 00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:14,200 Take it. Peanut, grab that door! 568 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:15,600 Get the door, peanut! 569 00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:17,567 I just want to do my thing, Larry. 570 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,233 What is your thing? 571 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,967 I'm gonna be a director, man... 572 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,700 Action movies, all that stuff, man. 573 00:25:22,733 --> 00:25:24,476 Larry: You know you can't just go right into that. 574 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,567 You gotta get something in production, you know what I mean? 575 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,300 Leon: Oh. Oh, man. 576 00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:32,900 This is a new low, even for you, Larry. 577 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,066 Huh? 578 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:37,400 You came over yesterday, you went to the bathroom 579 00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:39,833 and you choked it on Sammy's Teddy bear 580 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:43,500 as some kind of revenge masturbatory payback! 581 00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:46,933 Okay, I didn't do that... - oh, bullshit! You're a fucking liar! 582 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:48,066 - What, I did that? - Yes you did! 583 00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,067 Larry: Are you crazy? 584 00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:50,933 It's that jackalit, right? 585 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,433 Who the fuck is this? 586 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,067 That's Leon, Loretta's brother. 587 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100 What's up what's up, what's up what's up? Mmm. 588 00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:59,233 I tell you one thing: I like a woman with a smart-ass mouth like that. 589 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,243 - Yeah, well fuck you too! - Mmm. You handle yourself. 590 00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:03,833 That's beside the point, Leon. This is sick, 591 00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:07,267 this is perverse, and I think this is the lowest you've ever gone. 592 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,733 - Come on, I didn't do that. - Oh really, then who did? 593 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:12,500 - I don't know. - Just some anonymous person? 594 00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:14,066 Who's anonymous, then? 595 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:17,533 - Cheryl: Oh, I know who anonymous is. - Who? 596 00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,100 - It's Ted Danson. - How do you know? 597 00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:22,500 Well, he told me, but he told me not to tell anybody. 598 00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:25,400 That's how he likes to do it. Makes him feel better about himself. 599 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,933 Danson?! 600 00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,700 Oh, that's disgusting! 601 00:26:29,733 --> 00:26:31,900 That is just disgusting! 602 00:26:31,933 --> 00:26:34,600 What a perv, man! Actors! 603 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:37,600 - ( Door slams ) - boom! War. 604 00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:39,667 ( Together ) I declare... 605 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,700 - Boom! - War. 606 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:45,933 ( Classical music playing ) 607 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,367 ( Doorbell rings ) 608 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,633 I'll get it. 609 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,467 Ted, it's Suzie for you. 610 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,500 I wonder what she wants. 611 00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:13,433 - Hey, larr, how are you? - Hi Kathy. 612 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,433 - How are you doing, man? - Good. 613 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,066 Hey, I wanted to tell you I heard that you took your name off the nrdc building 614 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,333 and had it replaced with anonymous. 615 00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:25,066 I think it's so wonderful. I admire you so much for that. 616 00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:28,967 Kathy, I get plenty of fanfare. I don't need the fanfare, you know? 617 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,209 - Good for you, Larry. - I really don't. 618 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,300 As a matter of fact, I hope you don't mind 619 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:36,067 that I told a few people that you were the anonymous person. 620 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,067 I hope that's okay that I let that slip out. 621 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,833 Well, I can't really tell you what to do, but I... yeah... 622 00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,733 People should know you're anonymous. 623 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,309 You're a great guy, Larry... - well, if you want to tell people go ahead. 624 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:49,067 - You know, it's up to you. - I have already and I might continue. 625 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,933 - Continue away. - All right, I will. 626 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,400 - Thank you. - Take care, honey. 627 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:54,767 - Bye bye. - Bye. 628 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,567 Man whispering: It's that guy. That's the guy. 629 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,467 Hey! That's the guy! 630 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,867 That's that bald guy that took my Jersey! 631 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,200 You gotta let me in! 632 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:39,667 These people are chasing me! 633 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,600 Sir, the building's closed. I can't help you. 634 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:44,300 No no, I'm Larry David. That's my wing! 635 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,200 - That says "anonymous." - I'm anonymous! 636 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,600 I'm anonymous! 637 00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:50,633 I'm anonymous! 638 00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,267 Larry David is anonymous! 639 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,200 ( Theme music playing )