1 00:00:06,733 --> 00:00:08,700 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,600 ( Rapid beeping ) 3 00:00:22,267 --> 00:00:24,267 What is that? 4 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,267 I don't know. 5 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:29,700 What is that, a cell phone? 6 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,233 ( Beeping stops ) 7 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,233 ( Sighs ) 8 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,633 ( Rapid beeping ) 9 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,933 God. 10 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:53,600 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 11 00:00:53,633 --> 00:00:56,300 Oh, it's a smoke alarm. The smoke alarm's going off. 12 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:57,833 ( Cheryl groans ) 13 00:00:57,867 --> 00:01:00,833 It's the stupid batteries. Co on, we've gotta find it. 14 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:02,367 ( Beeping continues ) 15 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,133 No, it's not that one. 16 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:12,200 It's not that one. 17 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,100 No. Try the guest room. 18 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:20,400 ( Beeping continues ) 19 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:24,433 I think it's downstairs. 20 00:01:54,767 --> 00:01:56,567 ( Screams ) 21 00:01:57,633 --> 00:02:00,333 ( Screams ) 22 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:02,300 ( Beeping continues ) 23 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:10,767 ( Beeping continues ) 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,933 ( Beeping stops ) 25 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:17,900 ( Beeping resumes ) 26 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,633 ( Beeping stops ) 27 00:02:28,933 --> 00:02:30,276 Richard: I don't think I have any feeling 28 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,967 in my shoulders, I swear to god. 29 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:33,876 - It does take its toll, man. - Take its toll... 30 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,066 - you did very well, by the way. - You don't have to condescend. 31 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:37,609 No, seriously, for a guy who doesn't play, 32 00:02:37,633 --> 00:02:39,500 I thought he did very well. You did. 33 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,109 You never play. What do you want from yourself? 34 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:43,066 - Give yourself a break. - Jeff: One thing I want to tell you, 35 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:45,200 - after you hit the ball six, seven times... - Yeah? 36 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,309 And it's not in the hole, just pick it up and we'll move on. 37 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,943 - You shouldn't take more than seven strokes. - Yeah, that's just crazines. 38 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:51,667 Just pick up the ball. He's right, yeah. 39 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,376 - Well, you'll never have to experience me again. - No, we had fun. 40 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,533 Didn't you have fun with us, hanging out? 41 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,867 It was a little boring, to be honest with you. 42 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,967 - That's a nice thing to say. - Well, it fucking was. 43 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:04,667 Okay, give me back my $150 that I spent on your guest fee. 44 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,300 You paid $150 for me to look like a fucking asshole? 45 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,109 - ( Men continue chattering ) - TV anchor: More shocking footage 46 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:12,233 from hurricane edna which has left extensive destruction in its wake. 47 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:15,967 - Larry: These poor people. - The storm surge inundated low-lying areas 48 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:17,743 - knocking out phone and power lines. - Oh, boy. 49 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,576 Larry: That's from global warming, that hurricane. 50 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,267 Anchor: 33 deaths have been reported and thousands left homeless. 51 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,066 Look at that... thousands of homeless people now. 52 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:26,176 Fema is estimating damage from this category 5 hurricane 53 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,733 in the billions of dollars. 54 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:31,333 Oh, wow. It's Katrina all over again. Poor people. 55 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:33,167 Did you go to funkhouser's party last night? 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,933 Jeff: No. Did you? 57 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,367 No. Huh-uh. 58 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,500 Why? 59 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,833 Because I'm going to Danson's party tonight. 60 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:42,833 Two back to back... 61 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,933 I don't want to go to two parties back to back. 62 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:46,767 It was a stupid night for him to have a party. 63 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,233 - Yeah. - Did you call him? 64 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:51,567 No. 65 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,467 - Well, what are you gonna say? - I'll tell him Sammy was sick. 66 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,243 You're gonna use your child to get out of a party? 67 00:03:56,267 --> 00:03:59,233 - Why not? It's the best thing in the world. - It's a perfect excuse. 68 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,367 - No one can argue with that. - Who argues with that? 69 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,500 I wish I had that. It's a great reason to have kids. 70 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:06,013 It's a great reason to have kids. It's one of the bonuses, yep. 71 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:09,500 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? 72 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:11,733 - You have nothing, nothing. - I know. 73 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:14,267 I'll just show up tonight and pretend I had the wrong night. 74 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,333 - That's stupid. - That's great. 75 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:18,967 - Oh, please. - No, that's fantastic. I love that. 76 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,233 Yeah. Ding-dong... "where's the party?" 77 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:22,876 - Isn't that a good idea? - That's a great idea. 78 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,400 He's not gonna buy that. That's such obvious bullshit. 79 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,567 No, it isn't. Nobody would go out of their way 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,500 that much... to show up at somebody's house, 81 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,300 pretend they had the wrong night. 82 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,509 He's gotta be a mental case to believe it. 83 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,133 No, I love that. That's fantastic. 84 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,967 Have you ever seen Richard look in the mirror? 85 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,600 Is that really what I do? 86 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:43,867 - You happy now? - Yeah. 87 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,700 - All right, I'll see you at Danson's? - Yeah. 88 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:49,433 Okay. - Thanks for turning me off to a sport forever. 89 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:50,967 It's okay. Are you gonna go tonight? 90 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:54,700 Uh, I don't know. I have to ask cha cha. I'll see. 91 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,367 - Cha cha. - Cha cha. 92 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,200 Where did he get her from? Man, oh, man. 93 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,500 - She is so hot. - Good for him. 94 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:05,333 - Good for him. - Yeah, good for him. Let him enjoy. 95 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,900 - She's somethin'. - Yeah. Wow. 96 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,567 - All right. - All right, my friend. 97 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,633 - See you at Danson's. - I'll see you at Danson's. 98 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:14,733 Okay. What are you gonna wear? 99 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:16,500 I'm gonna dress like a little Dutch girl. 100 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,300 - ( Guffaws ) - "what am I wearing?" 101 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,533 I can't stop thinking about the hurricane. 102 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:27,633 Oh, my nose is really itching me and I can't scratch it. 103 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:31,833 I mean, the pictures on TV were just... 104 00:05:31,867 --> 00:05:35,167 You can't even imagine that people survived it. 105 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,267 I know, it's awful. 106 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,200 Awful. I was watching it today. 107 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:41,800 All these people... they have no place to go right now. 108 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,867 - ( Car horn honks ) - hey! Hey, dum-dum, 109 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,500 go ahead, move in. 110 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:48,867 - Thank you. - I mean, their houses were completely destroyed. 111 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,476 You know what my father used to call those people? 112 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,567 Schmohawks. Did I ever tell you that? 113 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,100 Yeah. Have I mentioned schmohawks to you? 114 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:56,733 Schmohawk. "Hey, schmohawk!" 115 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:59,176 - He used to yell it out all the time. - Imagine for one second 116 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,100 if we lost... if you lost every single thing you had in your life. 117 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:04,676 What do I have? I don't know what's so... 118 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,967 - What do I have? - This is... well, there... 119 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,776 - I like this sport jacket. I can't replace this one. - Listen, when there's... 120 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,367 You know what some people are doing, 121 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,733 that I personally think is a really great idea, 122 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:17,333 is they're bringing in displaced families. 123 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,933 - Hmm. - You know, 124 00:06:18,967 --> 00:06:21,200 I've been doing a little research 125 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:23,900 and we could actually have a family here tomorrow. 126 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:25,167 - What? - Yeah. 127 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,267 Tomorrow? They have no place to go. 128 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,400 I would need a couple of months 129 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,233 to mentally prepare for that. Tomorrow? 130 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:32,867 We don't have a couple of months. 131 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,267 These people need help right now. 132 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,333 It's a nice concept. 133 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,800 Uh, you know, we'll think about it. 134 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,133 We don't need to jump into this thing right now. 135 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:46,300 Imagine how they would feel 136 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,667 to come here and live in our house. 137 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,633 Mmm. Oh, all right, we're here. 138 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,433 We're at funkhousers'. 139 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:55,800 Why aren't we just going to Ted and Mary's, Larry? 140 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,533 This is so stupid. 141 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:59,309 - This is so stupid. - What? Are you kidding? 142 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,967 There's nothing to it. We'll just pretend we had the wrong night. 143 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:05,433 This way he feels good... that at least we attempted to go to his party. 144 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,367 Can't we just go to Ted and Mary's? 145 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,733 We're gonna go to Ted and Mary's after we do this. 146 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,333 It won't take long. It's two minutes. 147 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:19,467 - Hey. - Hey, Marty. 148 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:25,100 What happened to you guys? 149 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,700 Where... where is everybody? 150 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:29,967 You mean, from the party? 151 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:34,600 Oh, they've been gone for about 24 hours. 152 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:36,767 - The party was last night. - Last night? 153 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,343 A great party. Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun. 154 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:39,909 - Are you kidding? - We never heard from you. 155 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:41,567 - Oh my gosh. - The party was last night. 156 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,400 - We sent you an invitation. - Oh, Marty. 157 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:45,900 Oh my god, that is unbelievable. 158 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,709 - I guess we mixed up the dates. - We missed the party? 159 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,733 - Totally missed it. - How did that happen? 160 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,133 Oh, it was a great party. 161 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,066 This may be the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life... 162 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:56,500 - well, we've ever done. - So you guys thought the party was tonight? 163 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,367 Yeah, obviously. 164 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,133 Everyone else was here. 165 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,767 You know what? I swear I had a feeling. I really had a feeling. 166 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,333 Anyway... - anyway, it's so good to see you. 167 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,533 - Tell nan I'll call... - We're gonna get... 168 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,167 No, look look look look look, 169 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,600 you're here... come on in. Come on. 170 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,343 What? Get out of here. We don't want to impose on you. 171 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,500 You're not imposing. 172 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,509 You're tired from last night. You were up late with your party. 173 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,543 - Get out. Are you nuts? - Yeah, we wouldn't dream of it. 174 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,733 Don't worry. We've got some food left over, 175 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,633 got some games to play. Come on in. 176 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,233 No, but it's crazy. We don't... 177 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:27,276 - We would not dream of it. - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 178 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,933 You have no plans, 179 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,733 you're supposed to be here, 180 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:33,700 and you're here. So come on in. 181 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:38,200 Come on, Cheryl. Come on. 182 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,733 Come on in. 183 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,700 Come on in. 184 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:45,233 Come on. 185 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,267 Come on, larr. 186 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,200 Together: Come on, Larry. 187 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,567 Marty: Well, I'll tell you this: 188 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,933 - You missed a great party. - Larry: I'm sure, yeah. 189 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,800 - It was a lot of fun. - Nan: Oh... 190 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,733 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm sorry we missed it... 191 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:04,100 Yeah, well, we didn't wanna miss it. 192 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:06,143 - Obviously, we're here. - No, but you know what...? 193 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,133 Let me tell you what we did. 194 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:10,500 We hadan hour and a half 195 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,967 of the greatest improv karaoke singing 196 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,067 - you've ever heard in your life. - Larry: Oh, boy. 197 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,809 We're sorry we missed it. And you know what? 198 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,643 - We shouldn't be here right now. - Yeah, it's crazy. 199 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:22,767 - We really should go. - No no no no no. I'm not heaping guilt. 200 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,876 - I think we're gonna get going. - No no, don't go anywhere. 201 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:28,333 - No no no, sit down, sit down. - We're gonna get out of here. 202 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,633 - Nan: Please, oh, stop it! - Sit down! 203 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,467 Come on, sit down. 204 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,533 I'm okay with it. And stop feeling bad. 205 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:38,300 We're here now. 206 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,100 You know what game I love that we didn't play last night? 207 00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:42,867 It's... and we play it for money... 208 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,833 "1000 pick-up sticks." 209 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:48,100 I go get the sticks, I throw them all over the room... 210 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:50,066 ( Doorbell rings ) - ...And we pick up the sticks. 211 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,367 And the one with the most sticks wins the pot. 212 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,509 - That sounds good. - Cheryl: Are you expecting company? 213 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:56,600 Yeah, what is this? You got company? 214 00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:58,066 - Cheryl: Now we're intruding on your company. - I'll get rid of them. 215 00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:01,467 - Now it's really crazy. - Please relax. I'll get rid of them. 216 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,800 Cheryl: Are you guys expecting company? 217 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,600 - Susie: Hi. - Jeff: Hey. 218 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,500 - What are you doing here? - Both: The party. 219 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,500 Where's everybody? 220 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:17,167 Just a little note: The party was last night. 221 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,443 - What do you mean, the party was last night? - What are you talking about? 222 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:21,309 - The party was last night. - Jeff: It's tonight. 223 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,400 Well, guess who else thought it was tonight? 224 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,200 Who? 225 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,333 - What are the odds? - Yeah, what are the odds? 226 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:30,000 - Oh my god, how about that? - Susie: We're just gonna go. 227 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,143 - They had the wrong night just like us! - ( Nan laughing ) 228 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:34,500 - That's unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 229 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,267 - Marty: No no no. - Jeff: See you later. 230 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,300 - Marty: Come on in. - Jeff: No. No, listen... 231 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,433 We're gonna have a little get-together tonight. 232 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:43,133 - No no, we'll go. Cheryl, we'll go. - We'll go, we'll go. 233 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,800 We'll all go. 234 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,500 - Don't go anywhere. - We'll go. 235 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,700 No, don't go anywhere. Listen to me. 236 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:51,467 - We're gonna have a little party tonig. - Well, not a party... 237 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,333 What the hell are you doing? You stole my wrong-night bit. 238 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,100 I didn't steal it. I give you full credit. 239 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,400 It's a brilliant idea. I told susie 240 00:10:58,433 --> 00:11:00,066 - it was your idea. - We're never getting out of here. 241 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,543 - We'll be out of here in five minutes. - Five minutes? 242 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,800 - Trust me. Five minutes. - Let me tell you something: 243 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:06,676 There's no way you're making Danson's party tonight. 244 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,167 - We are locked in here. This is it. - "Locked in." 245 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,200 - Five minutes... we're out of here. - Oh, really? 246 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,067 - Watch. Five minutes. - Oh yeah? You watch. 247 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,567 Marty: So, is this fun or what? 248 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,343 - The cake is wonderful. - Susie: The cake is incredible. 249 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,067 - Best cake ever? - Best cake I ever had. 250 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,066 Ever. And who's ever had more cake than me? 251 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,176 - Susie: Exactly. He's right about that. - Marty: Do you love that? 252 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,076 What is the deal? I've never tasted anything like that. 253 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,400 - Everything is handmade. - Where did you get it? 254 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:31,343 - I'm sucking on it like a mint. - At a cake shop. 255 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:34,500 - What was the shop? - That's a new way of eating cake... like a mint. 256 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,767 Wait, I need to find... where? 257 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,500 26th street bakery, we got it. 258 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:39,867 - Susie: You know Jeff... he can't stop... - The texture. 259 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,533 - All right, this has been... - Jeff: Yeah, we gotta get going. 260 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,376 - We gotta get going. - Marty: Has this been better than you thought? 261 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,400 - We gotta get going. - Yeah, thank you. 262 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,800 - No, I've gotta get going. - No no, we gotta get going. 263 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,867 My daughter is waiting for a puppet show. 264 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,943 - My dad has a virus. He's in bed... - Larry's dad's got a virus. 265 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,209 - With fever, with covers up to his neck. - We shouldn't be here. 266 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,267 Your dad always has a virus, okay? 267 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,509 - Fuck you, he doesn't always have a virus. - Hold it one second. 268 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,743 ( Dinging on glass ) - you guys stay here, keep him company. 269 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:04,700 - We have to do something for Sammy. - You stay here then. 270 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,867 - You stay. - You stay. 271 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,567 - You stay. - ( Marty bangs on table ) 272 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,300 - Nan: Oh. - Marty: Hold it a minute. 273 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,567 You guys were supposed to be here 274 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,533 to go to a party, right? 275 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,367 You got nothing going on. 276 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,500 Father sick, puppets... 277 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,400 Tomorrow you'll take your puppets over to his father's house 278 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,100 and make him feel better, okay? 279 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:25,667 We're gonna have fun. And guess what our next move is. 280 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,066 - Jeff: What? - We're going into the living room 281 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,933 and we're gonna play "the newlywed game." 282 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,833 - Nan: Yes. - Because we played it last night 283 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,833 and it was spectacular. 284 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,733 All: Oh my god! 285 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,167 - ( Nan laughs ) - Marty: Yes, that's great. 286 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,167 Nan: Do I know my husband? 287 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,500 - Larry: Unbelievable. - You are good at this. 288 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,567 - Okay, next question. - Okay, all right. 289 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,433 That was great. "If you could have sex" 290 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:52,800 with one of your friends' wives or girlfriends... 291 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:53,943 - ( All exclaim ) - "...Who would it be?" 292 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,500 - Susie: Ooh. - ( All giggle ) 293 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:59,267 - Susie: That's a dangerous one. - Both: Okay. 294 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,567 - Larry: All right. - Cheryl: Hold on, hold on. 295 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,543 - Marty: Tell me when you're ready. I'm ready. - Larry: I think we got this. 296 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,467 - Both: I'm ready. - Jeff: I'm ready. 297 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,967 - Marty: I'm gonna go first, okay? - All right. 298 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,067 I will say, Cheryl, that you are adorable. 299 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,533 Thank you. ( Chuckles ) 300 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,833 Susie, you dress great. 301 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:22,100 Yeah, well, that's my forte, Marty. 302 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,833 But when I really think about it, 303 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,667 - I've gotta go with my little poofer. - ( Screams ) 304 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,833 - Look at the... - ( all exclaiming ) 305 00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:32,167 - Oh my god. - ( All laughing ) 306 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,066 - Oh my god. - Oh, man. 307 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:37,100 - Jeff: Oh, god. - Susie: That's cute. 308 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,376 - How about that? How about that? - Marty: Isn't that great? 309 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,600 - Go go, I wanna hear yours. - Cheryl: That is great. 310 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,567 - Hold it, hold it, hold it. - Cheryl: Okay. 311 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,200 - You're next. - All right. 312 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:50,133 I'm gonna go with... 313 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,267 - Cha cha. - Jeff: Cha cha? Wow. 314 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,400 - Susie: Cha cha? Lewis's girlfriend? - Jeff: Yeah, cha cha. 315 00:13:56,967 --> 00:14:00,633 Oh my god, I had no idea you had a thing for cha cha. 316 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,543 What are you talking about? I don't have a thing for cha cha. 317 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,067 Richard's girlfriend? 318 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,733 - What? - Marty: That was a dumb answer. 319 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,800 - Oh, stop it. - I mean, I had no idea 320 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,109 that you've been... that you wanted to have sex with cha cha. 321 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:13,043 I don't want to have sex with her. I'm answering the question. 322 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,867 - What was the question, Marty? - "Who do you want to have sex with?" 323 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,076 - Who did you put down? - Susie: Obviously, there's a fantasy going down. 324 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,076 - Jeff: Oh, get me involved now. - Susie: Who did you say? 325 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,733 - Who were you gonna say? - I was gonna answer susie. 326 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:26,933 - Marty: Good answer. - Oh, god, you're both full of shit. 327 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,400 - Exactly. - You are full of shit. 328 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,067 - You are full of shit. - I love my wife. 329 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,476 - Oh, you're all so good. - I didn't even know about cha cha. 330 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,700 You love your wives. Fuck you and fuck you. 331 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:40,200 Oh, you're the one that's mad. I love it. 332 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:47,167 Come on, honey. I don't care about cha cha. 333 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,167 I was trying to win the game. 334 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,500 You thought she was sexy. I thought that's what you would write down. 335 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:55,300 Cheryl, come on. 336 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,300 I don't... Come on, what can I do? 337 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,067 What can I do? I'll do anything. Come on. 338 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,633 Anything? 339 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,667 Well, you know, 340 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,533 short of adopting this hurricane family. 341 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,133 Cheryl: I can't wait to get to the airport 342 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,267 to see the family. It's so exciting. 343 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,833 - Are you excited? - Mmm. 344 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,833 We'll finally get to meet them. They're gonna be so happy. 345 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,643 The guy on the phone was saying how excited they were 346 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,400 when they got on the plane 'cause they'd never been to L.A. before. 347 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,133 I can't wait to see what they look like. I know that sounds weird, 348 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,100 but I've been talking, you know, to them... 349 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,400 ( Car horn honks ) 350 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,800 and about them, you know... 351 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,800 Yeah. I just... 352 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:44,133 I just want to make one quick stop before we go. 353 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,066 - Hey. - Hey. 354 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,233 What are you guys doing? 355 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:57,066 What's... what's going on? 356 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,733 What do you mean? 357 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,700 - Where's everybody? - We thought there was a party. 358 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,900 Oh my god, you thought the party was tonight? 359 00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:08,233 - Yeah. - Last night. 360 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,133 What? The party was last night. 361 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,200 - Are you kidding me? - No, man. 362 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,533 - That's unbelievable. What? - I can't believe it. 363 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:18,066 - We got the wrong night? - Yeah, you did. 364 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,533 - Oh, shoot. All right. - Jesus Christ. Holy cow. 365 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,100 I'm actually glad to hear this. 366 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,600 I was a little pissed off that you didn't call. 367 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,643 - Oh, well, now you know why we didn't call. - Yeah. 368 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,067 - Hey, Mary. - Of course we didn't call... 'cause we were coming tonight. 369 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,133 - Come on in. - Oh, no no. We're not gonna come in. 370 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,267 - Yeah, come in, seriously. - We got the wrong night. It's our fault. 371 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,067 - Hey, Mary. - They thought the party was tonight. 372 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,533 - ( Laughing ) - you're kidding. 373 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,400 Can you believe how stupid we are? 374 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,909 - All right, it's good to see you. - Mary: Larr. 375 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,600 - We'll call you later. - No way you're leaving. 376 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:49,133 This is fantastic. We have so much leftover food. 377 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,409 You're gonna come in and help us eat it. 378 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,833 I'll call you tomorrow and we'll get together. 379 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,500 - We'll do the whole... - Why? 380 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:56,576 - We'll do a proper... - I'll take you out to dinner. I'm paying. 381 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,967 Hey, larr, you don't have any plans, 382 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,900 you're supposed to be here, you're here. 383 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,733 Come on in. Come in, Cheryl. It'll be fun. 384 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,067 Well... 385 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,733 This'll be fun. We've got leftovers. We'll make an omelet. 386 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,167 - Sure. Oh yeah. - You guys, we can't... we can't... 387 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,133 It'll be great. Come on. 388 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,176 - This is like pulling teeth. - ( Mary and Ted laugh ) 389 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,100 Come on in, you guys. 390 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,767 I don't know. Can you still see it? 391 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,733 - Not like it was. - A huge cyst. 392 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,467 It was like... when they got around to taking it out, 393 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,900 it turns out I could have almost broken my jaw 394 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,867 - by just chewing on ice. - Cheryl: Oh my gosh. 395 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,020 - It got all the way down into here. - But the dentist 396 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:44,700 really undersold the magnitude of it, I think. 397 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,876 Oh, completely. - 'Cause you thought it would be nothing. 398 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,800 - Ever had any operations like that? - No, huh-uh. 399 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,833 Ted and Larry: Hmm. 400 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:55,767 - This is nice. - Yeah. 401 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,700 So what's going on with you guys? 402 00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:01,066 - Eh, not much, not much. - Nothing. 403 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,233 You know something? You're behaving like 404 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,200 - you don't want to be here, Larry. - No. 405 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,900 - What? - Mary: You want to be here, don't you, larr? 406 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:10,043 Absolutely. That's crazy. Of course I want to be here. 407 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,076 - I just feel I'm intruding, that's all. - We are intruding. 408 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,933 I was raised not to intrude on people. 409 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,433 My mother would be horrified... horrified if she knew 410 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,233 that I was sitting in the living room 411 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,400 the night after a big party just took place... 412 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,767 Horrified. And it's bothering me. 413 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,066 Oh my god, you know what? 414 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,400 I left the car running. 415 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,066 - No, you didn't. - How did you know I didn't? 416 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:33,100 If you walk away from the car, it's on, and you got 417 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,109 your car keys in your hand, it goes "beep beep beep beep beep." 418 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,066 No, it doesn't go "beep beep beep beep beep." 419 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,643 Yeah, it does go "beep beep beep beep beep," Larry. 420 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,300 - I have one too. - Really? 421 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,209 - Do you want to make a little side bet? - Yeah. 422 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,767 - How much? - 500 bucks. 423 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,967 - Okay, 500 bucks? - Yeah. 424 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,900 - Okay, yeah, you're on. - All right, great. 425 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,367 Okay, I'm gonna go check the car. 426 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,100 You check the car. You stay where you are. 427 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,709 - She can do anything she wants. - No no. 428 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,667 ( Knocks on door ) 429 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,167 I'll get it. This is ridiculous. 430 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,300 Teddy, we're late. We're sorry. You know cha cha, right? 431 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,767 - I do. Hi, cha cha. Nice to see you. - Hi. 432 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,309 Richard: What's with the no-valet for the party? 433 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,500 You need some dough? 434 00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,867 Yeah, see, you made a mistake. 435 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,933 You think that the party is tonight, 436 00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:16,066 but it was actually last night. 437 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,667 - You're kidding, right? It's a joke? - No, I'm not. 438 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,333 - Ted: So come on in and sit. - No, it's... 439 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,343 - it's embarrassing. - No no, it's not embarrassing. 440 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:26,800 You know, Larry and Cheryl made the exact same mistake you did. 441 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,567 - Come on in. - Cheryl and Mary: Hi. 442 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,276 - Richard: Mary, Cheryl. - Ted: You won't believe this: 443 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,400 They made the exact same mistake you did, Larry. 444 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:35,167 They thought the party was tonight. Interesting. 445 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,500 ( Laughs ) yeah, it is interesting. 446 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,409 Can I get you guys a drink? You want a drink, Richard? 447 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,567 Uh, I'm a recovering alcoholic. 448 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,900 Oh, right. I forgot that. He's an alcoholic. 449 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,633 - Okay, you want something? - Hi, Cheryl, Mary. 450 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,709 - Remember cha cha? - Can I talk to you for a second? 451 00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:50,376 - Mary: Hey, cha cha. - What are you doing? 452 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,833 What did you steal my thing for? 453 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,543 - What thing? - Showing-up-on-the-wrong-night thing. 454 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,909 What, do you have a fucking copyright on this stupid little thing? 455 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,709 You're making a fool out of me. He's onto me now. 456 00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,709 You think you're making a fool of... I'm being made a... 457 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,300 I got 35 calls. 458 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,676 Don't ever say to anyone you want to have sex with my girlf... 459 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,709 I didn't say... we were playing "the newlywed game." 460 00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:07,209 What does that have to do with "I want to have intercourse with cha cha"? 461 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:10,100 I wanted to win the game. Do you even know what I'm talking about? 462 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,967 Okay, you know what? 463 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,409 I can't stay in the same house as him. We're gonna go. Come on. 464 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,200 No no no, you know what? I should go. 465 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,267 - No no no, I'm going. - No no, I'm going. 466 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,200 - No no! - No no, I don't think you understand. 467 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,067 - I have to go. - No, I'm going. You stay. 468 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,567 - No, you stay. - You stay. 469 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,300 - You stay. You stay. - You stay. You stay. 470 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,867 - Ted. - Cheryl: Sorry. Thank you for everything. 471 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,667 - So lovely. - Bye-bye. 472 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,433 Good night. 473 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,967 Come on, schmohawk! 474 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:52,833 Cheryl: Oh, Larry. 475 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,500 Uh... hey. 476 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,333 Oh, gosh. 477 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,133 Look at them. 478 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,733 Hi. 479 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,433 Are you waiting for the Davids by any chance? 480 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:11,933 - Yes. - You are? 481 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,843 - Wake up, baby. Wake up, auntie rae. - Oh my goodness. 482 00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,400 - We're so sorry we're late, so sorry. - Things happen, they do. 483 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:18,067 Well, you know, traffic... 484 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,066 You'll see, in Los Angeles it's terrible. 485 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,367 - I'm Loretta black. - Hi. Larry. 486 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,066 Cheryl. 487 00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,933 - This is my auntie rae. - Hello, I'm Larry. 488 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:28,500 - These are my kids, keysha and Daryl. - Keysha and Daryl. 489 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:31,067 So let me see, your last name is black? 490 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,400 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 491 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,867 It's like if my last name was Jew, 492 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,533 like Larry Jew... 493 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,667 'cause I'm Jewish. 494 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,667 Well, we really do appreciate y'all letting us stay with you. 495 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,500 - We really do. We appreciate it. - We really do. 496 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,743 - No, I was just saying, 'cause you're black... - Larry, grab... 497 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,309 - it's not too heavy for you, is it? - No no. 498 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,233 - Get that... - And I'm Jewish. 499 00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:55,600 Thank you so much. We really do appreciate it. 500 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,567 - It's not too heavy for you, is it, Larry? - No. 501 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,133 Thank you, thank you. 502 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,500 Okay, say your last name was gentile... 503 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:05,467 - Come on in. - Ooh, would you look at that? 504 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,700 - This is nice. - This is real nice. 505 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:12,267 Oh, yes. My goodness. 506 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,300 And spacious too. I mean, just... 507 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,967 What do you think, huh? Isn't it something? You like it? 508 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:19,067 It's a swank place you got here, Larry, very swank. 509 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,643 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Oh, auntie rae. 510 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,433 Go go, you go take a look around. 511 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,167 - Go ahead. - Oh, thank you. Go on, babies. 512 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,167 - Don't touch anything. - Yeah, I thank you, I thank you. 513 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,467 Mm mm! This is a nice place. 514 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,633 Fixtures going all along the staircase... 515 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:38,333 Ooh-ee! I can't believe this. 516 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:41,300 - We don't smoke in the house. - Them curtains... just fabulous. 517 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:44,367 - And the couches... they so fluffy! - Cigarette... smoking... 518 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,066 - Y'all got nice taste. - Thank you. 519 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,743 - Where's the kitchen at? - It's right around there. 520 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,133 - I'm going. I'm going. - ( Chattering ) 521 00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,767 - This is so great. - She's smoking. 522 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,700 They're so great. 523 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,800 Oh, you know what we should do? Let's have a party. 524 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,376 Let's have a party and invite our friends so they can meet the blacks. 525 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,143 - A party? - Hey, you guys want to have a party? 526 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,933 - ( Guests exclaiming ) - yeah, Loretta? 527 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,867 What? A party? 528 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,900 - We're having a big party. - Uh-huh. You need a cake? 529 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:17,067 We do. A chocolate layered cake. 530 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,400 We want to get the same one 531 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:21,066 that Marty funkhouser gets. 532 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,533 Oh, yes. He's actually ordered it a couple of times. 533 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,067 - Cheryl: Yeah. - I have one 534 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,900 that I just prepared recently. 535 00:23:26,933 --> 00:23:28,767 I think it was the best cake we've ever had. 536 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,867 Unbelievable. We can't stop talking about it. 537 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,933 It is one of our most popular cakes. 538 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:36,767 - Cheryl: I can understand why. - Yes, and here he is. 539 00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:45,067 - That's a penis. - Yeah, well, we're an erotic bakery. 540 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,300 Oh my god. 541 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:55,066 This is where Marty buys his cakes? 542 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,867 - I ate that? - Yes, you ate this cake. 543 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:01,367 Funkhouser... he knowingly served us penis. 544 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,066 - What is wrong with that guy? - Let's go. 545 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,900 - What an idiot. - Thank you. This is crazy... 546 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:07,743 - a crotch. - The cake is delicious, by the way. 547 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,433 Thank you very much, sir. 548 00:24:09,467 --> 00:24:11,633 - ( Soft jazz music playing ) - ( people chattering ) 549 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,733 - I'll tell you, it was something else. - She's right. 550 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:17,833 It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in my lifetime. 551 00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:20,767 - We are lucky we got out of there alive. - Yes, we are. 552 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,633 - I want you to meet these guys. - Okay. 553 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,533 I hope we're not too rude, but we showed up 554 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,400 - the night of the party. - Good one. 555 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,733 - Yeah. - Yeah. 556 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,800 Let me ask you a question. 557 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,733 How come you didn't tell me that I was eating 558 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:35,066 - a black penis the other night? - You mean the cake? 559 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:36,533 Yeah. 560 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:38,933 Well, I told you it was a black log cake. 561 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:40,767 Yeah, still, 562 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,066 I was eating a black penis. You didn't mention it. 563 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:47,800 Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody. 564 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,576 Next time you're gonna do something like that, 565 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,167 tell me, okay? I think that's unfair. 566 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,633 Why did you take the balls home? 567 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,967 I didn't know they were balls. 568 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,667 ( Richard and cha cha conversing, giggling ) 569 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,600 Excuse me. 570 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,267 Mm-hmm. Yes, it was you. 571 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,800 Well... oh, boy oh boy. Hey. 572 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,533 - Hi. - Hi, cha cha. 573 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:14,733 - Hi, Larry. - I'm sorry about the other night. 574 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:17,167 I was just trying to win "the newlywed game" is all. 575 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,167 Look, I'm over it. I'm here. 576 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,743 - Believe me, I'm way over it. - You know... 577 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:23,267 - Hey, everybody, who wants cake? - Children: I do, I do. 578 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,367 Oh, great great. The best cake I ever had. Come on. 579 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,833 Give you a childish apology... 580 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:29,567 No, because it was my routine and... 581 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:35,167 Jeff! 582 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,367 Jeff, the cake! Jeff! 583 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,167 ( Insects chirping ) 584 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:09,900 ( Muffled ) I'm... 585 00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:12,133 I'm so sorry. First of all, 586 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,633 you have to understand something, okay? 587 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,300 My friend Jeff did not know... 588 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:20,900 Did not know that there was a penis in that box 589 00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:22,667 when he picked that up from the bakery. 590 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,967 He called in the order and they gave him the box. 591 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:26,800 He didn't look inside the box. 592 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:31,167 How's keysha? 593 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,267 I finally got her to sleep. She's upset. 594 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,533 Of course. Of course she's upset. 595 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:40,066 Understandable. To see a big penis like that... 596 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:42,467 What are you gonna do? She's a little girl. 597 00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:47,400 Okay, you know... 598 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,433 The smoking-in-the-house 599 00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:51,900 I wanted to talk to you about. 600 00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,667 ( Mumbling ) um, is there any way 601 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,600 maybe you would consider 602 00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,567 smoking... 603 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,233 Outside 604 00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:04,067 on occasion? 605 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,767 How's the cake? 606 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,400 - Pretty good. - Mmm. 607 00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,867 Pretty... pretty good. 608 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,900 You want some? 609 00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:20,333 Good night. 610 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:23,800 Good night. 611 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,667 - Where have you been? - Ate some penis. 612 00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:47,267 ( Groans ) 613 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:56,500 ( Alarm beeps ) 614 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,400 ( Alarm stops ) 615 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,200 So what are we gonna do now, l.D.? 616 00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:20,833 Larry: Maybe some family will adopt us. 617 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,533 Holy moly. 618 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,600 What happened? 619 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:28,967 - A fire. - Oh my god. 620 00:28:29,067 --> 00:28:31,066 ( Radio chatter ) 621 00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:32,867 What are you doing here? 622 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,500 - Oh, I'm here for the party. - The party? 623 00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:38,267 The party was yesterday. 624 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,133 What? 625 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:42,400 Yesterday. The party was yesterday. 626 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:44,233 Oh, you're kidding me. 627 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:52,267 ( Theme music playing ) 628 00:28:54,300 --> 00:29:02,300 ( Theme music playing )