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There.

2
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There we go, Larry.

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Let me get this
cotton out for you

4
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and you'll be ready
for Dr. funkhouser.

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Thank you, Delilah.

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Hey, Saul.

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How are you?

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Mm, lost a crown.

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Sorry about last time.

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You're not gonna
throw up this time.

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I swear.

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I hope not.

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Now, why didn't you tell me
that you're allergic?

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I can't do the gas,
it just makes me sick.

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Go... aah.

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What's this?

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We have to do this now,
it's insurance.

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Open up.

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You're gonna take
a picture of my mouth?

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Wide, open up wide.

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That's very, very
angry and red today,

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but I think it's gonna be fine.

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By the way, it was very
nice of you to rsvp

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for my uncle Leo's testimonial.

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How can I miss his testimonial?

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I mean, I've got people
coming from Russia, you know.

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Really?

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Yeahcousin coming from Russia.

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I don't see him playing
golf anymore though.

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Does he still play?

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My uncle Leo,
he's not a spring chicken.

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Yeah, I know.

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You know, I mean, sometimes he's
feeling like he could do it,

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and sometimes he doesn't
want to embarrass himself.

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Roll up and we'll do this.

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What's going on here?

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It's a little sedative.

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You can't take the gas,
this is the alternative.

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Oh.

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Roll up the sleeve
and we'll do it.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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You afraid of the needle?

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No, no, you know what,

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I'm just concerned
that if I roll it up,

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it's gonna lose its elasticity.

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You see how it kind of
clings to the wrist now?

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They call it an elastic cuff
for a reason,

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'cause it snaps back.

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You'd think it would,
but it's not like a sock.

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A sock snaps back.

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You can wear a sock,
500 times with no problem.

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No, socks are cheap,
they don't snap back.

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It takes more than once for
it to lose its elasticity.

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Believe me, on very few
subjects I'm a expert on,

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and I'm an expert on elastic.

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Alright, you know what,
you know what, Larry?

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If you're that
concerned about it,

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why don't you just
take it off your body,

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and then you don't have
to worry about it...

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Oh, okay.

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Sorry, excuse me, uh,
Mr. sherman is on the phone.

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Well, just talk to him,
I'm with a patient right now.

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He needs to talk to you.

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Why?

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It's the root canal,
he's called three times.

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Alright, okay, fine,
alright, you know what,

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we're just gonna roll
this right up right now

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because I haven't got the time.

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I was gonna take the shirt off.

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I have people with real
problems in there, Larry,

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and I have to do this now.

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I have an hysteric on the phone,

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I have people
in the waiting room,

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and this is enough already,
it's enough!

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Know what I'm saying?

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Five minutes
you're gonna feel fine.

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What line is it?

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Line one.

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Oh, great, look,
he ruined the shirt.

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Look, look at this cuff,

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and it's flopping all over
the place, look at that.

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What, what's, what's with him?

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He's not himself right now.

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His uncle has hodgkin's.

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Yeah, but it's
the good hodgkin's.

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I didn't know there
was a good hodgkin's.

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I'm not saying
it's a great hodgkin's.

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It's a good hodgkin's.

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( Phone ringing )

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( Cheryl ) I'll get it.

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Hey, pop.

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Mmm?

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Do me a favor, okay?

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Next time use the bathroom,
make sure to keep the seat down.

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What are you, pussy whipped?

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It's not really about her,
it's about me.

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I pee sitting down.

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How long you been doing that?

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Well, it started because I was
getting up to go at night sometimes,

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and, uh, I didn't feel
like putting the light on,

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so I would sit down,
and then I, you know,

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I got very comfortable
with it, you know.

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Comfortable with...
A man doesn't do that.

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A man stands up to pee,
what are you doing?

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I like to sit down, and I don't
want to wind up in the toilet,

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because you're
keeping the seat up.

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Keep the seat down.

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No, you stand like a person.

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I'm very upset with this,
this is crazy.

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You know what
Winston Churchill said,

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"why stand when you can sit?"

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Have you ever heard
that expression?

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No, I never heard
that expression.

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But I don't think
he meant the toilet.

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Do you want me to get
those glaucoma drops

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for you at the drug store?

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Yes, I'm just about out of them.

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Go pick up the drops for me,
and thank you very much.

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Okay.

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Larry, so that was susie.

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Um, they're having
a dinner party on Friday,

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because of
the funkhouser testimonial,

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they're having a little,
you know, dinner party

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with Marty funkhouser
and they have their cousins

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coming up from Russia, so,

126
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and, uh, Ted Danson
will be there with Mary.

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Oh, okay, Ted asked us
to take care of his dog.

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They're going out of town for
a couple of days so I said okay.

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Us?

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Oh, you're not gonna
do anything?

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It's just gonna be me?

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I like dogs,
I'm very happy to do it.

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Okay, you do that.

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Uh, look what this dentist
did to my shirt today.

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What happened?

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It's all stretched out.

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Yeah, I know.

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No matter where I sit
at these dinner parties,

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it always seems like
every conversation

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is more interesting and entertaining
than the one I've having.

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Right, mm-hmm.

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Except when you're
sitting next to me.

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No, it still feels that way.

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What are you doing,
what have you got, the mail?

145
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Yeah, I grabbed it
on the way out,

146
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oh, a bill from Dr. funkhouser.

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You're kidding, already?

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Yeah, wonder if Saul's
gonna be there tonight?

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He didn't mention
anything to me about it.

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I just saw him.

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I can't believe
he already sent me a bill.

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Boy, that was fast.

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Needs his money.

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Ooh, eeew, aaah!

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Oh! Oh my god.

156
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What are you crazy?

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You almost, what's going on?

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What is that?

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Here's a copy of
the picture of your tooth

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for insurance purposes?

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My tooth, that's my tooth?

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Oh my god, that's in your mouth.

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Why are they
sending it to me for?

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Why didn't they send it
to the insurance company?

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I don't need a copy of that!

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My god!

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This is great.

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You came all the way from Russia
for your uncle's testimonial?

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( Speaking Russian )

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Yes, his favorite uncle.

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Favorite uncle, huh?

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It's nice, you get to see
your cousin Marty, right?

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He loves Marty.

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I like talking
through a translator.

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It's fun, yeah.

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I wish I could do
this with my wife.

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( Laughing )

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What's with the bare feet?

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It's more comfortable this way.

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Feels like at home, you know.

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Oh, yeah?

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Uh, where did, where do you,

183
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where do you buy
your glasses, in France?

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Los Angeles.

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Can he try it on?

186
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Uh, you know what?

187
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I don't really like people
trying my glasses on.

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Just for one minute.

189
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I'd rather not, I'm a little
uncomfortable with it, yeah.

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Oh, he's a guest here,
so, like...

191
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I understand.

192
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But that doesn't mean
I need him to try on my glass,

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uh, no, no, no.

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What are you doing?

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No!

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Okay.

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This Russian is nuts.

198
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He just grabbed for my glasses.

199
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Out of nowhere just
grabbed for your glasses?

200
00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,167
Just grabbed my glasses,
he wanted to try them on.

201
00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,233
I said I don't like when
people try my glasses on.

202
00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:06,300
He just grabbed for them?

203
00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,467
Yeah, and what's with
the no shoes?

204
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That's great,
I have to have dinner

205
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and look at his
disgusting feet all night?

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They'll be under the table.

207
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Where's Ted and Mary?

208
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They had a movie premiere,
they couldn't make it.

209
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Oh, too bad, too bad.

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It would've been nice
to have him here.

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Yeah.

212
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Instead of all
these funkhousers.

213
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Yeah, it's a chock
full of funkhousers.

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( Susie ) Jeffrey, I need
you in the kitchen, honey.

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Alright.

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Oscar, come on boy,
come here boy, yeah.

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Who's a good boy,
yeah, he's a good boy,

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oh, what a good boy,
yeah, good boy.

219
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Enjoying the dog?

220
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Dinner's served.

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( Susie ) and he's gonna
take care of Ted's dog.

222
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Very good.

223
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You can stay up
'til 10, young lady.

224
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Hi, Larry.

225
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Hi, Sammi.

226
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Maybe you should take
your shoes off like that guy.

227
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Take my shoes off like
that guy, I don't think so.

228
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You could be twins.

229
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Yeah, I don't want
to be twins with him.

230
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Oh, no, come on, Sammi,
what are you doing?

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Sammi, Sammi, come on,
give me that sneaker, Sammi.

232
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Hey, lar, you ever hear
of denta friend?

233
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Denta friend, no.

234
00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,500
It's a new Sonic toothbrush

235
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that would really
get rid of your plaque.

236
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What are you talking about,
get rid of my plaque?

237
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I don't have any plaque.

238
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My cousin's hygienist
told me you had plaque.

239
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( Speaking Russian )

240
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Your cousin's hygienist told you
I have a lot of plaque?

241
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What's the big deal?
Plaque is not a serious disease.

242
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First of all, number one,
I don't have any plaque.

243
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( Laughing )

244
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Number two, she shouldn't
be talking about it.

245
00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:05,500
That's a breech of
patient/hygienist confidentiality.

246
00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:07,867
There is no patient/hygienist
confidentiality.

247
00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,333
You're so wrong, there is so.

248
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,233
It's unethical,
maybe not legally

249
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like a doctor or a lawyer,

250
00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,143
but it's unethical
is what he's saying.

251
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It's totally unethical.

252
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And I don't have
any plaque by the way.

253
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Do I have an
electric toothbrush?

254
00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:19,133
He has an electric toothbrush.

255
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,533
How often do I floss?

256
00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:21,867
At least twice a day.

257
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,233
Tell him I don't
have any plaque,

258
00:09:23,267 --> 00:09:24,533
okay, did you tell him that?

259
00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:25,800
You have plaque.

260
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,443
You want to have a plaque
contest with me, Marty?

261
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,667
Any time you want.

262
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,600
Any time you want.

263
00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,433
Let's have a plaque contest.

264
00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:32,467
Fine, you want to.

265
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,200
Challenge me just
like you do in golf.

266
00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:35,767
By the way, that tip,

267
00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,067
remember the tip I gave you
at Ben stiller's house?

268
00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:38,933
Have you tried it?

269
00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:40,066
The best tip I ever got.

270
00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:41,433
Fantastic, yeah. Fantastic tip?

271
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,400
Hold it, hold it, I've got a tip
that will save your game.

272
00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,533
Change it,
it's the easiest thing,

273
00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:47,643
the weatherman gave it to me.

274
00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,066
Weatherman gave you
a good golf tip?

275
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,467
I played with him two weeks ago,

276
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,367
and it's changed my entire game,
and it is so simple.

277
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,833
Really? What is it?

278
00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:56,176
Lock your hands
this way and hold it.

279
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:56,800
Which way, okay.

280
00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,100
Yeah, okay.

281
00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,776
Now, instead of bringing
your hands back like this.

282
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,633
Right.

283
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,333
You start the rotation...

284
00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,733
( Sammi screaming )

285
00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:06,900
Sammi, what is it? What, what?

286
00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:08,967
What is that? What is this?

287
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,333
Oh, it's disgusting.

288
00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:11,433
What the hell is this?

289
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,800
Hey, wait a second.

290
00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:16,000
That's a picture of my tooth,

291
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,643
the dentist took it
for insurance purposes.

292
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:18,667
Where did you get that?

293
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,867
It just fell out
of Larry's jacket.

294
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,300
Fell out of my jacket?

295
00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,776
What are you leaving
stuff out like that for?

296
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,676
What are you bringing that
into a person's house for?

297
00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:28,267
She took the mail into my car.

298
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,809
Why would you bring it
into their house?

299
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,167
Disgusting, Larry.

300
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,576
Well, it was in my pocket,
she went through my pocket.

301
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,200
You know what?
I think we're gonna leave.

302
00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,143
Alright, we had a great time,
thank you very much.

303
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,933
Okay I'm sorry about this, we'll
see you at the testimonial.

304
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:45,667
Crown, I was getting a crown,
that's all, and...

305
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,733
She shouldn't have been
going through the papers.

306
00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:49,000
Cheryl, it's disgusting.

307
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,867
It is disgusting, believe me,
I think we're gonna leave.

308
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,533
I'm not feeling very well.

309
00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:54,700
What, you're not well?

310
00:10:54,733 --> 00:10:56,100
No, I had too much cake.

311
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,133
Oh.

312
00:10:57,167 --> 00:11:01,066
Oh, um, I need my,
uh, my sneaker.

313
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,667
Larry, now is not
the time, okay.

314
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:03,633
Ok.

315
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,107
You can go home
without your sneaker.

316
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,200
Are you driving?

317
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,443
You have more sneakers at home.

318
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,867
Okay, your sock might get dirty.

319
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:09,700
Sammi, Sammi, where's my...?

320
00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:11,333
( Cheryl ) Larry!

321
00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:15,300
It's okay, you're gonna be okay.

322
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,800
You know, she could have
told me where the sneaker was.

323
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:23,200
It's not that hard.

324
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:25,400
In the closet, three words.

325
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:29,133
One word, closet,
how about that?

326
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,100
How about that hygienist?

327
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:34,333
It's, like, if you
go to a prostitute,

328
00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,209
and the prostitute
goes around telling everybody

329
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,267
you got a small penis,

330
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,267
not that I've ever
been to a prostitute.

331
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,633
Not that I have
a small penis, you know.

332
00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:47,133
You plunk down
$300 for a hooker,

333
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,167
expect her to keep
her mouth shut.

334
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,067
Ugh.

335
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,833
I'm only guessing $300,
what do I know?

336
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,500
What?

337
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,267
My stomach is killing me.

338
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,933
I am never gonna eat
at their house again.

339
00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,800
I swear, I don't know
what susie does when she cooks,

340
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,167
but it's awful.

341
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,967
Yeah, it was really
pretty bad, wasn't it?

342
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,967
Oh, my god, it was so bad.

343
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:09,367
I was trying to make
myself throw up.

344
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,433
That's how bad it is.

345
00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,333
Oh, god, poor thing.

346
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:15,600
Oh, just feel like I need, uh...

347
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:17,066
Oh, quiet, quiet,
the weatherman's on.

348
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:19,300
By the beaches it is a bit cool,
around 70 degrees,

349
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,600
but tomorrow's forecast,
folks, I'm sorry to say it,

350
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,867
it is rain, thundershowers,

351
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,700
the big ones, folks, all day.

352
00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:26,967
So for you golfers out there,

353
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,209
better find
something else to do.

354
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,667
I know I'll be watching
that "godfather" trilogy.

355
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,800
Jennifer, stu, back to you.

356
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,067
( Phone ringing )

357
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,933
Hello.

358
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:36,933
Hey.

359
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,433
You listening to this?

360
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,833
Yeah, I just saw it, listen...

361
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,200
Uh, I'm not gonna play.

362
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:41,967
What?

363
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:44,333
Come on, it's gonna rain.

364
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,476
He's only saying
it's gonna rain.

365
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,500
We don't know for sure.

366
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,576
He's only saying
it's gonna rain?

367
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,200
It's his job, it's gonna rain.

368
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,243
Let's wake up in the morning

369
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:52,066
and at least talk
on the phone and see...

370
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,776
No, no, no, you know what,
I'm gonna stay home with Sammi.

371
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,867
What?

372
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,767
No, she's having
a tough, tough night,

373
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,400
and I just think, it'd be better

374
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,743
if I stayed home
with her tomorrow.

375
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:03,867
He's not right
all the time, you know.

376
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,433
Well, he's right
most of the time.

377
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,243
And you know what, it's gonna
rain tomorrow, okay?

378
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:07,900
Okay.

379
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:10,333
Bye. Bye.

380
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:28,900
( Splashing sounds )

381
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,233
Aah!

382
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:31,967
What?!

383
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,733
Aaah!

384
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:35,133
What happened, Larry?

385
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,667
I fell in the toilet.

386
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,066
Uh, did you leave the seat up?

387
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:43,633
Oh, I guess I did
when I tried to throw up.

388
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,267
Oh, I'm sorry.

389
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,066
Oh, you gotta keep
the seat down, Cheryl,

390
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:51,133
that too much to ask,
to keep a seat down!

391
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:54,233
Soaking wet.

392
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:59,833
I hurt my back, soaking wet, oh.

393
00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:04,900
Aah...

394
00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:07,267
What's wrong?

395
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,400
My back, oh.

396
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:14,700
What a lousy night's sleep.

397
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,967
Man, Cheryl...

398
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,333
It's beautiful out.

399
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:28,200
Jeff cancelled golf because
the weatherman predicted rain.

400
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:32,100
Well, sometimes
they're wrong, Larry.

401
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:35,133
Predicts rain, doesn't rain,

402
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,267
it's not the first time
this has happened.

403
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:40,533
Cheryl, something
fishy's going on here.

404
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:46,167
What if the weatherman
predicts it's gonna rain

405
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,400
just so he can keep
people off the golf course

406
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,833
and have it for himself,

407
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,143
what do you think
of that theory?

408
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,066
I think it's ridiculous.

409
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,200
Really, do you?

410
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,300
Mm-hmm.

411
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:59,400
Something about that
weatherman I don't trust.

412
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,833
I don't like that weatherman.

413
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,933
He's a very slick weatherman.

414
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:07,533
Sounds like you're
really on to something.

415
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,100
I'm gonna go to
that golf course.

416
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,400
Want to check something out.

417
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,067
Get my cane.

418
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,267
Oh, brother.

419
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,433
Hey, Chuck.

420
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:29,933
Hey, how's it going, Larry?

421
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,400
Not bad.

422
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,066
How's it looking out there?

423
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,900
It's wide open, man,
hardly anybody out there.

424
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,333
Is that right?

425
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,667
Yeah, hmm, probably
has something to do with

426
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,367
that weather forecast.

427
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,500
You know what, probably does.

428
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,066
Huh.

429
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:51,467
Have you seen
the weatherman out there?

430
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,176
Well, yes, matter of fact,
there he is with,

431
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,833
Dr. funkhouser,
coming up on the ninth hole.

432
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,066
What do you know?

433
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,733
So, uh, what's with the cane?

434
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,167
Fell in the toilet.

435
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,700
Hey, lar.

436
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:13,776
Hey, Larry, what's going on?

437
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,667
Beautiful day, huh?

438
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,100
Yeah, great day for golf.

439
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,300
What's up?

440
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,776
Yeah, you know I was
supposed to play today.

441
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,833
Really?

442
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,867
Then Jeff called me
last night and cancelled

443
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:25,467
because of your weather report
about thunder showers.

444
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,067
He made a mistake,
so what, come on.

445
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,309
I said there was gonna
be thunder showers?

446
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,367
Yeah, yeah.

447
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,600
Oops.

448
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,467
Uh-oh, oh, woop.

449
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,933
Yeah, okay, nice to see you.

450
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,367
Too bad for me...
Too bad for me.

451
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,133
Take care.

452
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,833
I don't quite get your point.

453
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:42,267
Alright, weatherman,
I'm gonna tell you my point.

454
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:47,600
I've got a sneaking suspicion
that you're predicting rain

455
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,967
to clear the golf course
for yourself.

456
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,767
My god, come on, Larry.

457
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,133
That's ridiculous?

458
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,276
That's ridiculous,
Larry, come on.

459
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,400
It's happened before,
weatherman, you know it.

460
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,567
And you know what?

461
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,043
I'm calling the weather
people on you.

462
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:00,967
And you're gonna say,

463
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,767
uh, report me because
it's a nice day?

464
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,800
I'm gonna report you
because every time

465
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,433
you want to play golf,
you make sure that it's raining.

466
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,667
Larry, Larry, first of all,

467
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,500
I'm not a weatherman,
I'm a meteorologist.

468
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:12,043
I'd appreciate
a little bit of respect.

469
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,433
Oh, excuse me, doctor.

470
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,867
Can you guys just calm down?

471
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,809
We're in the middle of
a game of golf here, alright.

472
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:17,733
Uh, Larry?

473
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,066
Yes.

474
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,576
There's a low pressure system
sitting out over the coast.

475
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,333
The jet stream brings
that into this area.

476
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:25,233
The jet stream is controlled
by the rotation of the earth.

477
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,833
You know who controls that, god.

478
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:29,100
You know what, there's
a jet stream of bullshit

479
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,833
comi out of
your mouth, my friend.

480
00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,167
You are busted, buddy.

481
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,209
Stop pointing with the cane.

482
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:33,933
You're busted!

483
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:36,067
Yeah, Dr. funkhouser,

484
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,509
I'd appreciate it next time
in the office,

485
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:40,067
don't roll up my sleeve if
I request you not to, okay?

486
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,343
Look at, look what
you did to my shirt?

487
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,233
What did I do with it?

488
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:43,667
It's not clinging anymore.

489
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,300
It's not clinging?

490
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,066
It's not clinging to the wrist
the way it's supposed to.

491
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,133
Fine, okay, you know what.

492
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,900
And, hey, one more thing, okay.

493
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,167
What?

494
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,567
From now on, don't take
any pictures of my mouth.

495
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,676
What are you talking about?

496
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,200
You almost gave my wife
a heart attack

497
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,967
and you traumatized
a little girl!

498
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,700
What?

499
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,066
Hey, Walter Brennan,

500
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,367
the barn's on fire,
the barn's on fire.

501
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,467
I'm turning you in, weatherman.

502
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:14,667
Hey, Larry, what happened
to you, buddy?

503
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,367
Fell in the toilet.

504
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,367
What do you mean?

505
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,100
Cheryl left the toilet seat up.

506
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,433
I fell in.

507
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,900
Really?

508
00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:26,867
Yeah.

509
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,533
Well, did you hurt yourself?

510
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,867
Yeah, I hurt my back, yeah.

511
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,567
I'm sorry, I shouldn't
be laughing at you.

512
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,000
That's alright,
it's funny, I guess.

513
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,667
Yeah, well, no, I mean, it's...

514
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,843
Hey, you know, something's
that good that I ran into you,

515
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:41,133
Mary and I were talking
this morning, and, uh,

516
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:44,533
what we decided to do is
we're gonna go ahead and board,

517
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,933
uh, roxy, our dog, um...

518
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,400
What?

519
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,367
I know you offered to
take care of her, but, uh,

520
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:54,667
I just think it's better
to put it into a kennel.

521
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,833
It's a small dog, wouldn't
be much point any way.

522
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,667
I was kind of looking
forward to it.

523
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,133
I like dogs.

524
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:04,967
Yeah, um, I just think,
I just think, uh, you know,

525
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,067
maybe next time or something.

526
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,233
Um, but I really
appreciate the offer, I do.

527
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,833
Thank you, that was
very sweet of you.

528
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,867
Talk to susie today
by any chance?

529
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,900
Yeah, I talked
to her this morning.

530
00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:17,467
I had to apologize for not
being at the party last night.

531
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:22,700
She mention anything
about, uh, last night?

532
00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:26,333
Yeah, she was kind of miffed
that we didn't call.

533
00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,066
We had to go someplace else.

534
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:32,200
We were supposed to
be there, but, uh, why?

535
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,100
No reason.

536
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:36,067
Uh, alright, I'm going to,

537
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,100
gonna go hit some,
hit some balls.

538
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:42,233
I'll see ya.

539
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,233
Yeah, see ya.

540
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:56,767
Hey.

541
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,800
Came for my sneaker.

542
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,967
Alright, what happened to you?

543
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,600
I fell in the toilet.

544
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,067
How'd you fall in the toilet?

545
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,867
I went to go pee
and the seat was up.

546
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,667
What does that
have to do with you?

547
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,233
I pee sitting down.

548
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,433
You pee sitting down?

549
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,767
Yeah, have you ever tried it?

550
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,667
No!

551
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,933
It's more comfortable,

552
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,500
when you get up during the night

553
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,209
you don't have to turn
the light on and wake up,

554
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,967
and you get to read.

555
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,033
What are you reading?

556
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,833
I'm reading a lot of stuff.

557
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:23,833
What stuff?

558
00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:25,667
If I pee 20 times during a day,

559
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,976
I can get through the whole "New
York times", for god's sake.

560
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,233
20 times?

561
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:31,533
Yeah, hey, buddy, when you're
peeing all over your shoe,

562
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,733
I'm learning something.

563
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,209
What makes you think
I'm peeing over my shoe

564
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,200
while you're learning something?

565
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,409
Alright, just get
my sneaker, will you?

566
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,576
I don't need to discuss this.

567
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,867
( Susie ) Jeffrey, who's there?

568
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,267
Larry.

569
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,400
Carmelita, put Oscar in
the bedroom and close the door.

570
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:46,800
( Dog whimpering )

571
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,867
Hey.

572
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:48,933
Hi, lar.

573
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,567
Get this, the weatherman
is a total fraud.

574
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,733
He predicts thunder showers
so nobody will show up

575
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,433
and he'll have
the golf course to himself.

576
00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,667
I just came from there,
he's playing with your cousin.

577
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,900
Why do you pee sitting down?

578
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,700
Many reasons.

579
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:06,433
You crap standing up?

580
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:09,433
By the way, you left last night.

581
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:11,076
You were about to give me
the weatherman's tip

582
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,067
and you never gave it to me.

583
00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:13,500
I can't.

584
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,809
He just called me
on my cell phone

585
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,500
and said "don't
give it to Larry."

586
00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,066
What an asshole.

587
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,367
Well, he's not an asshole,
he has his tips.

588
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,400
He is an asshole.

589
00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:25,367
What the fuck happened to you?

590
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400
Cheryl got nauseous
from your dinner last night,

591
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,733
and she left the toilet seat up,

592
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,900
and then I went to pee
and fell on the toilet.

593
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,676
She didn't get sick
from my dinner, Larry, okay?

594
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,133
Hey, how are you feeling?

595
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,467
I'm not feeling great.

596
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,067
Yeah, Marty, you're never
feeling great, okay.

597
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,067
And let me ask you a question.

598
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,200
What?

599
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:44,267
You talk to Ted Danson
today by any chance?

600
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,066
Yeah, he called to see
how the party went.

601
00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:50,867
Mm, 'cause I was supposed
to take care of his dog,

602
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:55,133
and then suddenly he
told me I didn't need to.

603
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,900
Mm, I wonder why.

604
00:21:56,933 --> 00:22:00,567
Yeah, I wonder.

605
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,800
I'll get your sneaker.

606
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,066
Hey, Marty, let me
ask you a question.

607
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:17,367
Does your father
have good hodgkin's?

608
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:23,733
Oscar ate it.

609
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,333
Well, I am the good news,
bad news kid.

610
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:35,267
The good news is, folks,
that wonderful weather

611
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,767
we've been enjoying
here all week

612
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,843
in the whole Los Angeles basin,
that's gonna continue tonight,

613
00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:40,967
and all day tomorrow, Saturday.

614
00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:43,109
So if you're going to
the Leo funkhouser testimonial,

615
00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,100
I'll see you there.

616
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,376
We're gonna have
a wonderful day and Leo,

617
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,133
nobody deserves
this more than you do.

618
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:50,367
But the bad news is
we have a cold weather front

619
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,700
that's gonna push in around
midnight Saturday night.

620
00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:55,667
We're gonna have thunder showers
all day Sunday

621
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,676
and they're gonna continue
all the way into Monday.

622
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,433
Folks, don't shoot me,
I'm just the messenger.

623
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:01,700
Alright, back to you.

624
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,066
( Larry ) I'm not really dressed
appropriately for this thing.

625
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,243
( Cheryl ) I think you're fine.

626
00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:08,233
What are you doing, what's this?

627
00:23:08,267 --> 00:23:09,400
These are name tags.

628
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,200
Name tags?

629
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:10,567
Mm-hmm.

630
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,867
Okay.

631
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,467
What for?

632
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,900
Everybody wears name tags.

633
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:17,067
What?

634
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,367
Thank you.

635
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,933
Hi, hi Cheryl.

636
00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,633
Hi Saul.

637
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:22,600
Just putting on our name tags.

638
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,700
Name tags?

639
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:25,300
Yeah, everybody's
wearing a name tag.

640
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,233
Why, what's wrong?

641
00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:27,533
I gotta wear a name tag?

642
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,076
You're a little too sophisticated
to wear a name tag?

643
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,100
Come on, Larry.

644
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,276
No, it has nothing
to do with that.

645
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,376
It has to do with my jacket.

646
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,833
If I put this on,
it's gonna leave

647
00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:36,100
little paper remnants on it,
it's gonna ruin the suede.

648
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:37,933
Look, this comes off,
it goes on, alright.

649
00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:39,433
It's just like that.

650
00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:40,733
You know what?

651
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,143
You already ruined a shirt
of mine by rolling up my sleeve.

652
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,767
There, okay, it's on,
you're gonna go celebrate

653
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,200
with everybody else, right?

654
00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:48,800
Come on, let's just go inside,
okay, what do you say?

655
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,100
Okay.

656
00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:51,943
Alright, okay, fine,
thank you for coming, Cheryl.

657
00:23:51,967 --> 00:23:53,200
Thank you, Saul, oh.

658
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:55,133
It'll be fine, it's not
very nice suede anyway.

659
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,967
Okay.

660
00:23:57,067 --> 00:23:59,233
Did you have any idea
it was gonna be this big?

661
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,400
Here's our, here's our table.

662
00:24:01,433 --> 00:24:04,867
Hey, there's Jeff.

663
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,133
Hey, lar, what's up?

664
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:08,400
You guys aren't at our table?

665
00:24:08,433 --> 00:24:10,367
No, why don't you switch,
nobody's gonna notice.

666
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,409
I don't know who
these people are.

667
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:12,300
Switch 'em.

668
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,433
Come on, who's gonna know?

669
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:14,300
It's like they do this
to us on purpose.

670
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,333
Excuse me, what are you doing?

671
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,400
No, I'm just making sure
all the place cards

672
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:19,643
are where they're
supposed to be, that's it.

673
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:20,900
This is mine and my husband's.

674
00:24:20,933 --> 00:24:23,633
Oh, yeah, okay, Jenny and Sam,
I think this is...

675
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,400
Oh, and you're Larry,
Larry David.

676
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,176
Yeah, but you're supposed
to be at this table, yeah.

677
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,067
Uh, listen, I heard about your
tooth plaque problem, and...

678
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,800
The what?

679
00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:33,609
Your problem, you know,
with your tooth plaque.

680
00:24:33,633 --> 00:24:34,909
No, no, no, I don't have
a problem with plaque.

681
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:35,973
Where'd you get this from?

682
00:24:36,067 --> 00:24:37,507
Well, it's not
important who said it.

683
00:24:37,533 --> 00:24:38,533
It's not important?

684
00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:40,300
The hygienist,
did she tell you, huh?

685
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,100
I, I really...

686
00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:43,667
Who, Dr. funkhouser?

687
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,833
Listen, I know about
this really great product

688
00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:46,867
that could help you out.

689
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,276
I don't have
a tooth plaque problem.

690
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:51,133
I floss probably more often
than anybody in this room.

691
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,800
Good, don't need to know.

692
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,200
Okay, just do me a favor, okay.

693
00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:55,767
N't mention this.

694
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,233
Don't be so sensitive.

695
00:24:57,267 --> 00:25:00,767
It's not something I didn't
grow up dreaming of doing this.

696
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,576
In fact, it's not something
I even thought about.

697
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,909
It's just something
that I was good at.

698
00:25:03,933 --> 00:25:05,243
I kind of had the voice
for it something I...

699
00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:08,167
Well, if it isn't the old
reliable weatherman.

700
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,333
Hey, Larry, where's your cane?

701
00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:11,967
Back's all better.

702
00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:13,933
Good, good, yeah, nice.

703
00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:16,767
So, uh, you called
Marty funkhouser,

704
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,267
specifically told him
not to give me the tip?

705
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,200
Yeah, exactly what I did.

706
00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:24,700
I got a little tip for you,
weatherman, okay?

707
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:25,700
Okay.

708
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,700
Expect to find
a little company tomorrow

709
00:25:27,733 --> 00:25:28,843
when you're on the golf course.

710
00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:30,709
I heard your little bullshit
report last night...

711
00:25:30,733 --> 00:25:31,967
Lar? Yeah.

712
00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:33,167
Bring a rain coat.

713
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,509
It's gonna thunder shower
all day tomorrow.

714
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,543
You won't see me out there.

715
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,533
Oh, I'm really worried,
weatherman, yeah.

716
00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:38,233
Yeah, really, it's gonna,
bring a slicker.

717
00:25:38,267 --> 00:25:39,233
It's not gonna work.

718
00:25:39,267 --> 00:25:41,066
It's not gonna work
tomorrow, buddy.

719
00:25:41,067 --> 00:25:42,276
Good to see your back's better.

720
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:43,867
Yeah.

721
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:46,633
Well, this is a great day
as you all know

722
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,733
here at rolling valley
country club.

723
00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:51,867
35 years ago to this date,

724
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:55,967
my father Leo funkhouser
joined this club.

725
00:25:56,067 --> 00:26:00,167
And at the time we were the
first and only Jewish family,

726
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,667
and today we still are,
but we love this place.

727
00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:08,833
It's great to see
all your faces here.

728
00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:11,967
And, uh, this is a very
special day for all of us.

729
00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:16,367
You know, it's not often that
a son gets to honor his father

730
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,367
in front of his friends.

731
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,533
It's usually after the fact.

732
00:26:19,567 --> 00:26:22,200
And I'm so proud of my dad,
he's meant so much to me.

733
00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:25,533
When we were little,
and I was a baby...

734
00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:29,867
Oh look at this, look at that.

735
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,867
That's it, that's
the end of the jacket...

736
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,700
When I was three years old
he couldn't do it any more

737
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:35,876
'cause I was taller than he was.

738
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:39,900
Well, what a great day.

739
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,633
Uh, there's not a lot I can say.

740
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,800
Leo, right now,
as you all know, has retired.

741
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:47,633
My mom couldn't be here
tonight of course.

742
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,567
She passed away 10 years ago...

743
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:55,900
( Speaking Russian )

744
00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:59,066
Excuse me, excuse me, can you
keep it down a little bit,

745
00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:00,433
'cause it's very, it's loud.

746
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:02,233
I have to translate
to my husband.

747
00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:03,533
He doesn't understand.

748
00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:04,900
I understand, but you know what,

749
00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,433
just be a little quieter,
that's all.

750
00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:09,467
Yeah, drink your tea or coffee,
whatever you said,

751
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,433
my husband said.

752
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:11,700
I'm just trying to hear what,

753
00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:13,509
I'm trying to hear what
your cousin has to say.

754
00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:16,400
Yeah, shut your mouth.

755
00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:18,100
You can see your plaque.

756
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,433
What did he say?

757
00:27:19,467 --> 00:27:21,200
Shut my mouth,
I don't have any plaque.

758
00:27:21,233 --> 00:27:23,433
You tell him I don't have
any plaque, okay, yeah.

759
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:26,800
Yeah, you have full
mouth full of plaque.

760
00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:32,133
Oh, yeah, at least I don't hide
my baldness with a yarmulke.

761
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:35,467
Huh, he has more
hair than you do.

762
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,740
I'll bet you got nothing under.

763
00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:39,200
Okay, he'll show it to you
if you'll show him glasses.

764
00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:41,833
You tell him you don't
touch my glasses, yeah.

765
00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,633
Don't you touch those,
don't touch.

766
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:44,500
Larry.

767
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:50,633
Oh, I hurt my back again.

768
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,700
Let's bring the roof down
for my father,

769
00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:54,066
Leo funkhouser.

770
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:56,167
( Applause )

771
00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:04,500
Larry, get up.

772
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:06,800
I can't, I hurt my back.

773
00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:07,933
Stand up.

774
00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:09,400
Can't.

775
00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:12,400
I hurt my back.

776
00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:13,567
Larry, get up.

777
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,967
Get up.

778
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,733
Hurts.

779
00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:18,400
I can't.

780
00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:22,200
Get up.

781
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,367
I can't.

782
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,533
I hurt my back.

783
00:28:26,567 --> 00:28:30,066
I hurt my back, oh, oh.

784
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,667
Get up.

785
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,833
Get up.

786
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:41,200
It had to freaking rain.

787
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:43,433
It had to freaking rain!

788
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:53,833
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789
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,233
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790
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791
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