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You know, you should get
one of these cordless vacuums!

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Hey, Mikey boy!

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What?

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What...

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I'm talking.

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Yeah?

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Sorry, I was just
listening to music.

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You know what,

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you better get yourself
a new girlfriend, alright?

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'Cause this isn't gonna
last that much longer.

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Yeah, well, whose fault
is it that I don't have

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a girlfriend anymore, Larry?

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Hey, I did you a favor,
the problem is

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it's hard to even fix you up,
you're so particular.

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I would like to be with
an attractive woman, yes.

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What guy wouldn't?

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Not only does she have
to be good-looking...

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But she's going out
with a blind man.

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So?

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She has to wait on
hand and foot.

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So?

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What matters to women is
what's on the inside of a fella.

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Okay, first of all, you've got
nothing inside of you, okay?

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Let me just make that clear.

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You are the most superficial man
I've ever met,

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blind or sighted, okay?

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Be that as it may
it's just not that fair

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that people get to
see her and I don't.

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So you're saying
it's not fair that

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everybody knows what
she looks like except you.

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Right, it's not fair.

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Did you get the corners?

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Alright, well, you know
what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna keep
my eyes and ears open.

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Maybe there's somebody
I can fix you up with.

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I am Max bialystock,
first producer ever

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to do summer stock
in the winter.

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You've all heard of
theater-in-the-round.

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You're looking at the man
who invented theater... aggh!

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Aggh!

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Aggh!

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There he is.

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Honey, right here,
he's right here.

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I still can't see
out of this side.

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Hey. Hi, Larry. Hey!

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Hi Christine, hey.

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You okay?

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Yeah, thanks for
coming to get me.

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Yeah, come on in.

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Look, I got severe tire damage.

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That sucks.

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You know those signs, it's true.

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Awful.

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Hang on a second.

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You got it?

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No.

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Wait, just stop, stop.

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No, no, no, stop,
don't do anything.

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I'm not doing anything.

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You got to, just stop.

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Okay, now.

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Okay.

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Oh, man.

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You okay?

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Yeah, my car, the gate came,
crashed right down on it.

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We're just taking
Christine to yoga class

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and then we'll go
to rehearsal, okay?

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Oh, okay, yogurt.

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Hmm?

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Is that a prefix,
you think, "yo"?

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Yo-ga, yo-gurt.

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Think that's related,
'gurt, 'ga.

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They're both healthy things.

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Yogurt, yoga.

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I don't think so.

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Hey, I thought of
some more yos'.

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Yodel, have you ever yodeled?

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Bye, honey.

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Yo-de-yo-de-le-de-hoo.

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Larry, great seeing you.

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Bye, Christine.

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Bye, guys.

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How about, what's his name,
from the movie, uh...

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She can't hear you,
why don't you come up front?

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Ah, I'm okay.

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Come on up front.

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I'm good.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah, why,
what's the difference?

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Larry, I'm not gonna drive you
around like I'm your chauffeur.

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Get in the fucking
front seat, alright?

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You're not driving me around
like I'm a chauffeur.

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We're two minutes
from the rehearsal hall.

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You know what kind of person
asks another person

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to drive them around like this?

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This is the kind of
mentality is what's...

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What kind of person is
so insecure that they have

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to make somebody move
into the front seat

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so they don't think that they're
driving somebody around?

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No, the kind of person
that's so insecure that needs

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to be driven around
in the backseat,

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subliminally, that you
need me to drive you around?

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Why do I have to leave my seat,
go into the front seat?

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Because I asked you to sit
in the front seat of my car

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and it's my car and if it's my
car, I make the rules, okay?

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Oh, you're making the rules?

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We would have already
been there already.

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Yes, very good.

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Oh, you can't drive with
somebody in the backseat.

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You're such a baby.

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You're a grown man baby.

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Are you saying I'm a man-child?

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I'm saying you're a little baby.

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You know what,
little baby wants a ride?

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We'll give little
baby a ride, okay?

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You know what,
little baby's wants to walk.

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No, no!

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I should have brought
my little baby seat for my...

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Mr. David, where to now?

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Where to now, Mr. David?

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Sorry if I didn't read
the rules getting into the car.

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Here we go, driving Mr. Larry.

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Hey, take it easy, man.

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You're the baby, Larry.

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Oh, I'm the what? I'm the baby?

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'Cause I want to take a poll,
that makes me a baby.

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No, you know what
makes you a baby?

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What?

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The fact that you're
a big stupid baby.

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Oh, I'm a stupid.

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Look at this thing
you're walking around with.

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A big sack on your back.

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It's my knapsack.

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* they were helpless,
they were hopeless *

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* then along came bialy

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good, hmm, morning.

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Hey, by the way...

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Hey, by the way...

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Your little cousin finished all
the grape nuts this morning.

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You know what, he's a guest
in our house, we should just...

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How much longer, by the way?

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I don't know,
three or four days.

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I don't know,
we'll see, we'll see.

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Alright.

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Hey, if it's okay with you,
I'm taking your car today.

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I got a meeting with Mel Brooks.

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Oh, okay.

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And you know what I'm thinking?

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Maybe while you're out,
you could get it washed.

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It looks pretty clean,
by the way.

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Do you mind?

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But it's totally clean.

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Good morning.

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Morning, I got
to show you something.

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A card trick.

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Oh, a card trick, okay.

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Okay, you see this deck?

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Yeah.

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One deck.

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Now you have to tell
me when to stop.

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Stop.

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Now this, mm, do do,
do doop, is your card.

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Okay.

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I'd like you
to shuffle this, please.

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Alright.

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And efficiently
and any way possible.

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Okay, fine, it's all shuffled.

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Okay, and...

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This is your card.

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Wow!

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Yeah.

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How'd you do that?

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I'm sorry, I can't tell you.

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Sorry.

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Come on, Stewart,
how'd you do the trick?

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No, magicians don't tell people
how they do their tricks.

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Yeah, well, you're
not really a magician.

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Oh, yeah, I am.

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What, 'cause you do one trick,
that makes you a magician?

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Didn't I trick you?

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Were you a magician before
you knew how to do that trick?

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Mmm, not really.

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Well, that's, who taught
you how to do the trick?

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A magician.

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Okay, so you weren't a magician.

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A magician taught you
how to do the trick.

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Mm-hmm.

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Right? Yeah.

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Okay, so I'm not a magician.

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Now you're a magician,
so you teach me how to do it.

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I can't, just 'cause
you said, I am a magician.

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I can't teach you.

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You didn't know that trick
before the magician

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taught it to you, right?

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Yeah.

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So why did
the magician tell you?

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He can tell that I'm a magician.

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Well, you can tell
that I'm a magician.

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But I'm a magician,
just naturally a magician.

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That's what you're saying.

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I'm saying,
I'm naturally a magician.

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But you don't know any tricks.

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And you're just not.

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I mean, see, because
I'm a magician,

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if you were
naturally a magician,

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I'd feel that you were
naturally a magician.

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Are you gonna
tell me this trick?

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No.

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Magicians don't
reveal their secrets.

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Fine, I got to go.

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You guys are a lot alike.

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Yeah, except
he's not a magician.

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Hey, let me ask you something.

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Huh?

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You going to that
Halloween party?

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Of course.

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You are?

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Yeah, we're taking you.

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You gonna wear a costume?

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Of course I'm wearing a costume.
It's a Halloween party.

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I'm not gonna wear a costume.

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Oh, I almost didn't tell you.

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So, last night, at about 11:30,

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I go to the bathroom
to, uh, you know.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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You got the energy
for that at 11:30 at night?

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I always have the energy, yeah.

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Can of hurrah.

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Can of hurrah.

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So I'm thinking about,
Jenna Jameson, you know?

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Who's she?

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A porn star, way hot.

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And, um, all of
a sudden, she pops out.

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You know who pops in, you're
not gonna believe this.

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Cheryl.

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Can you believe that?

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My wife?

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Cheryl, yeah.

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What do you mean, you used...

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Yeah, she was there
I couldn't believe it.

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Boom, she was there,
you can't control who pops in.

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She pops in.

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She pops in?

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Well, why didn't
you pop her out?

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I tried popping her out,
she wouldn't pop out.

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What, she insisted on staying?

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Not exactly.

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I want to be here
with you, Jeff?

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I couldn't pop her out,
I'm not in control of it.

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Besides, my bench
is kind of thin.

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I don't really have
a lot going on there.

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Oh, your bench is thin?

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What, is she on your team now?

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No, she's not on my team,
she popped in.

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What the hell are you
using my wife for?

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I thought you'd be flattered.

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Flattered? I'm fucking nauseous.

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What, nauseous,
why'd you be nauseous?

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It's... ugh.

261
00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,900
You, my wife, I just
don't like the whole idea.

262
00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,067
It didn't really happen.

263
00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:59,467
I know, but it feels,
but you used, in your mind.

264
00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,267
Okay.

265
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:01,933
Alright.

266
00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:02,667
Do me a favor, okay?

267
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,333
What?

268
00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:07,467
I don't want you using
my wife anymore for that, okay?

269
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,800
I'll never intentionally
use your wife for that.

270
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:10,767
What do you mean,
"intentionally"?

271
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,200
You can't control who pops in.

272
00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:13,733
Yeah, okay.

273
00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:15,367
Next time she pops in,

274
00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,200
pick your pants up
and get out of the room.

275
00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,100
Hello.

276
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:24,367
How you doing?

277
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,633
Very well, thank you.

278
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,876
Good, how's the adoption
coming, good?

279
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,667
Uh, yes.

280
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,267
It's going very well, thank you.

281
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,767
Great, great, great.

282
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,843
Wait till you get the kid, it's
gonna change your whole life.

283
00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,800
"Get the kid"?

284
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:40,933
Mel will be with you
in just a second,

285
00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:42,066
you can go on back.

286
00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,500
Okay.

287
00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:46,933
How you doing?

288
00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,133
You're carrying on
like it's a funeral.

289
00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,833
But that's what it is, to me.

290
00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:56,433
It's a decision.

291
00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:56,933
Hey.

292
00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:57,767
Hey.

293
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,133
Larry, Jeff, come in, come in.

294
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,567
Close the door, please.

295
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,833
Do you have any complaints?

296
00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,567
I mean, how's it going for you?

297
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,900
I've got one tiny thing,
just one small issue.

298
00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:12,233
I'm not happy with the toilet
paper in the rehearsal hall.

299
00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,767
You're gonna get the softest,

300
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,200
most beautiful toilet paper,
you'll be so happy

301
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,667
you'll be hanging around
the toilet everyday.

302
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,667
You'll get me the softer rolls?

303
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,133
You got it!

304
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,467
Alright.

305
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,176
Mel, can we get to why you
asked Larry to come here?

306
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,500
Oh, yeah, we have
a little problem.

307
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:26,400
Yeah, right.

308
00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:30,200
Ben stiller is gone.

309
00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:32,633
He is history, he has left us.

310
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:37,867
He came to me and said,
it's either me or Larry David.

311
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,300
Make up your mind.

312
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:43,267
Well, you know, I went right
Larry David, stiller out.

313
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,833
He complained about some things,
I don't know, minor stuff.

314
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:46,967
You're kidding.

315
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,867
No, we're not kidding,
Ben stiller quit.

316
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,600
You wouldn't sit
in the front of a car.

317
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,800
You couldn't move into
the front of the car?

318
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,500
I mean, I have to move up to,

319
00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,376
we were two minutes away
from where we were going.

320
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,276
They were two minutes away
from where they were going.

321
00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:01,633
At Ben stiller's birthday party,
you didn't bring a present.

322
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,833
He said, no gifts.

323
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:05,833
They always say no gift,
but everybody brings a gift.

324
00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:08,933
So, you're at the show,
you won't shake his hand.

325
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,433
I happen to have a small phobia

326
00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:13,066
about shaking people's hands
who have snot on it, that's all.

327
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,907
It's a small thing,
it's a teeny little phobia.

328
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:17,076
And at the birthday party,
everybody sang happy birthday.

329
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,633
I don't like
the happy birthday song.

330
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:19,600
I don't sing
the happy birthday song.

331
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,143
He never sings
the happy birthday song.

332
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,467
I don't like it either,
I hate the happy birthday song.

333
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,867
It's a trite, cliché song.

334
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:25,967
I hate it.

335
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,576
Did you hear this thing
with the shish kabob?

336
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,640
Okay, you know about that?

337
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:29,867
That's painful.

338
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,400
He's stroking,
showing a stroke...

339
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,533
Oh, it was an accident.

340
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,567
Right into the kid's eye.

341
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,567
By the way, can I say something?

342
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,267
Please.

343
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,333
Mel?

344
00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:39,267
Blessing in disguise.

345
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,700
Okay, he's a wonderful actor,
he's a fantastic actor.

346
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:44,467
I don't think he belongs
in musical comedy, frankly.

347
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,400
It's gonna work out,
it's gonna be fine.

348
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:47,776
Everything will
work out beautifully.

349
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,067
Alright.

350
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,733
So, uh, so you'll work on
the toilet paper thing?

351
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:52,767
Done, done.

352
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,967
Pink, pink, blue, soft,
anything you want.

353
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:55,933
You got it, I love it.

354
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:57,267
Blue, I don't know about blue.

355
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,567
Listen, you know, don't
worry about Ben stiller.

356
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,833
In my mind, I've got a couple
of wonderful people and,

357
00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:06,533
you know, what do
you think of, uh,

358
00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,067
do you know David schwimmer?

359
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,343
Sure, yeah the guy from friends?

360
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,533
Yeah.

361
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:11,533
Now think about that guy,
think about that.

362
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,433
He can move well, sings well.

363
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,567
And we'd save a little money
on the marquee.

364
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,233
Larry David schwimmer, get it?

365
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,767
Okay, bad joke.

366
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,143
I think that's a good idea,
I like that.

367
00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,933
Bye, fellas, thank you.

368
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:24,267
Good to see you.

369
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,267
Bye bye.

370
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,667
God bless, keep up
the good work.

371
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:30,433
Mel, you're making
a terrible mistake.

372
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,833
I'm telling you, there's
something wrong with this guy.

373
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:34,267
He's mentally challenged.

374
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,833
There is something about
this middle-aged bald guy

375
00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,100
that is thrilling!

376
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,700
Car wash.

377
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,066
Come on.

378
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,100
We got one.

379
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:54,133
Good, good, alright.

380
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,100
10 dollars.

381
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,100
10 dollars.

382
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,133
Okay.

383
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,933
We're for the langely center
it's a charity

384
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,333
and it's where we all belong.

385
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,167
Okay.

386
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,400
10 dollars.

387
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,867
Here you go. 10 dollars.

388
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:10,533
Everybody's seeing I'm
putting it in my pocket, okay.

389
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,233
Nothing's coming off this.

390
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:19,500
( Car horn honking )

391
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,600
Your foot's wet and you're on...

392
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:24,533
Oh, sorry.

393
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,233
You're on the seat.

394
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,967
Could you close the door 'cause
you're spraying it over inside.

395
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,767
It looks pretty clean in here.

396
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,267
Ah, it's dusty.

397
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,667
You're making a mess.

398
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,067
You're making it
a bigger mess than it was.

399
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,500
I think it's okay now.

400
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,733
No, it ain't looking
like it's supposed to.

401
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,066
I guess I'll get going now.

402
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:55,633
No, no, just give me, like,
one more minute, okay?

403
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,467
Fuck!

404
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,100
Well, guess what,
I'm out of gas.

405
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,167
You left no gas in the car.

406
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,700
How do you drive
around like that?

407
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,733
I don't know.

408
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,500
And I'm nowhere
near a gas station.

409
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,767
I got to pee so bad.

410
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,066
You know what?

411
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,400
Where's my sunblock?

412
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,833
I'll bet you those guys
took my sunblock.

413
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,367
I was at a gas station,

414
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,133
yeah, 'cause I got
your car washed.

415
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,933
You know what,
I can't even talk.

416
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,700
I have to go to the bathroom
so bad, I'm dying.

417
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,867
Alright, goodbye.

418
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:08,933
( Knocking )

419
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:12,400
Hi, sir.

420
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,733
I'm so sorry to bother you.

421
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,700
I know this is gonna
sound a little crazy,

422
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:21,333
but my car ran out of gas
and I need to use a bathroom.

423
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,333
Is it possible just...

424
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,367
No!

425
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,909
Would it be possible, I can
just get in for two minutes?

426
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,343
Why would I let
a stranger in my house?

427
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,076
Well, I'm not, you know,
I'm not really a stranger.

428
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,667
I did the Seinfeld show on,
I've done...

429
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,700
Hello, how are you?

430
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:49,500
You know, I was driving by
and I couldn't help, but...

431
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:57,333
I beg you...

432
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,567
I'd like to make
an offer on your house.

433
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,367
10 bucks for a pee.

434
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,867
Oh my god.

435
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,467
May I help you?

436
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,767
My car is out of gas

437
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,200
and I'm just desperate
to use a bathroom.

438
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,600
Come in, please come in.

439
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,066
Be my invited guest, come in.

440
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,067
You're kidding?

441
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,667
Please come in,
pleased do come in.

442
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,633
( Toilet flushing )

443
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,833
Whoa!

444
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:28,700
Woo!

445
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:31,533
( Laughing ) refreshed?

446
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,133
That was so nice
of you to do that.

447
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,767
And can I just say something?

448
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,876
If you're ever
in my neighborhood

449
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,133
and you need to use
a toilet, I'm your guy.

450
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,867
Oh, okay, I will remember this.

451
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,066
Alright.

452
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,433
Is there anything else
I can do for you?

453
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,100
I hate to impose again.

454
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,133
No, no, no.

455
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,476
You just gave me
an enormous favor.

456
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,333
You got room for
another one, actually?

457
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,267
I am very curious, please.

458
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,900
Really?

459
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:55,167
I need to get gas for my car.

460
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,167
I got to walk somewhere
to a station...

461
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,600
Gas.

462
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:58,567
Gasoline.

463
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,333
I have a refinery in the back.

464
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,333
I'm joking!

465
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,733
I would be pleased
to take you to get gas.

466
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,667
That is unbelievable.

467
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,066
My wife left me with no gas.

468
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:07,767
She does it all the time.

469
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,066
Oh, you are married.

470
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,667
Yes.

471
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,900
That's a disappointment.

472
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,233
I thought maybe I'd
finally met someone.

473
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,643
Well, you don't have
a man in your life?

474
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,600
I don't.

475
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,400
Yeah, we're a very
superficial people.

476
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,500
We like to know what
women look like so...

477
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:21,700
It's gonna be tough
for you when the...

478
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:23,500
Hmm.

479
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:25,533
What, what is it?

480
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,833
I think I got a guy for you.

481
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:29,233
A blind date?

482
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:30,367
Literally.

483
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,933
Alright, look,
I'll tell you what.

484
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,267
You'll take me,
we'll go get some gas, okay?

485
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,267
Of course.

486
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,709
Alright, and I'll tell
you all about it.

487
00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:37,833
I cannot wait.

488
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,467
Hey, haboos.

489
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,100
Yeah?

490
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,067
You hungry?

491
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,267
Yeah.

492
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,267
I've worked up
a little appetite.

493
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,509
You want to get a little lunch?

494
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,833
Why not?

495
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,967
Ever had delicatessen?

496
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:55,733
So the dog digs up a bra
but it's really too much.

497
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,367
Oh Larry, that's funny.

498
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,067
You like that?

499
00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,567
Yeah.

500
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,333
Oh this place is beautiful.

501
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,200
Hey, it's the guys
from the car wash.

502
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,900
Hey guys.

503
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:08,633
Hello.

504
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,400
Hello. Hello.

505
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:10,533
Remember me?

506
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,200
Yeah, the guy with
the really clean car.

507
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,133
Yeah.

508
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,300
The blue car.

509
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,433
You guys did quite
a good job on that car,

510
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,367
thank you very much.

511
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,800
No problem,
we had fun cleaning it.

512
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,066
How did you do today?

513
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,100
Pretty good.

514
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,333
Yeah?

515
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,800
We did good today.

516
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,843
How much money did you make?

517
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:27,800
We made $100, we had 10 cars.

518
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,066
Wow, pretty good,
congratulations.

519
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,833
Good, good.

520
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,933
Hey, you guys, let me
ask you a question.

521
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,800
Did you happen to see
any, uh, sunblock

522
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,400
on the passenger seat in my car?

523
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,067
I don't know.

524
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:43,067
I didn't see any.

525
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,833
I never saw any sunblock at all.

526
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:46,700
Is that right?

527
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:48,900
No, huh, didn't see any?

528
00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:51,867
I didn't see nothing.

529
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,933
No?

530
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,567
I'll tell you why
I asked because

531
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,900
there was some sunblock
when I drove in and...

532
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,100
No there wasn't.

533
00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,533
The sunblock was missing.

534
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,867
I didn't, I didn't know that.

535
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,933
I got who knows, who knows?

536
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:10,133
We know nothing about sunblock.

537
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,300
Okay, I was just...

538
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,967
You want to sit down and
have some food with us?

539
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,167
It's really good.

540
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,467
Sure, okay.

541
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,667
This is my friend haboos.

542
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,267
Oh, hello.

543
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:18,900
I'm Larry.

544
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,800
I'm Stanley.

545
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,367
Now weren't there, um,
weren't there four of you?

546
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,733
Uh, no, not recently.

547
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,333
No, at the car wash
there were four of you.

548
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,066
No, oh you mean the guy
that was holding the card.

549
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:36,833
There was four.

550
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:37,933
Yeah, but it, no.

551
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:39,400
Yeah, he must have gone home.

552
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:40,500
He must have gone home?

553
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:43,066
Well, you don't know
if he went home or not?

554
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,667
Um, I just...

555
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,833
I don't know why.

556
00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:51,733
Huh, alright.

557
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,567
( Laughing )

558
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,267
I think we know what
happened to the sunblock.

559
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,267
We lied!

560
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,400
Yeah, we lied!

561
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,500
This is really good tuna salad.

562
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,433
It's good?

563
00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:07,933
You want some haboos, huh?

564
00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:14,500
I'm gonna get this
dry cleaned for you.

565
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,100
I can't do that, Larry.

566
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,376
I'm gonna get it
dry cleaned for you.

567
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,467
No, I don't mind.

568
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,467
Haboos?

569
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,867
I insist.

570
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,140
I'm gonna dry clean it for you.

571
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:24,267
Okay, Larry, okay.

572
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,000
Uh, I'm so sorry.

573
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,533
Hey, I got a good joke.

574
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,433
An arab, a Jew
and an Asian fellow,

575
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:33,833
walk into a bar, okay?

576
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,100
( Laughing )

577
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,233
I didn't tell the joke yet.

578
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,967
Wait 'til I tell the joke.

579
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,167
I'm getting a
corned beef on rye.

580
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:51,033
( Laughing )

581
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:05,467
So what's her name?

582
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,867
Haboos.

583
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,233
Hello, haboos.

584
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,467
I mean, it's quite amazing
when you think about it.

585
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,100
Nobody knows what
she looks like, okay?

586
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:13,567
Nobody.

587
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,933
It's great.

588
00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,767
Everybody's in
the same boat as you.

589
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,733
You have leveled the playing
field for me, Larry.

590
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:21,833
Nobody will ever know
what she looks like.

591
00:21:21,867 --> 00:21:23,233
Everybody's blind now.

592
00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:25,067
That's exactly what it is.

593
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,067
What an idea, that's just great.

594
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,067
Thank you.

595
00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:30,176
Just kind of fell in my lap.

596
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,600
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

597
00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:33,300
When can we do this?

598
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,476
It just goes to show, if you gotta
pee someplace, knock on a door.

599
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,543
You never know
what could happen.

600
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,267
I'm intrigued, let's do it.

601
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,133
By the way, you know,
I have to go with you,

602
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,267
like as a chaperon thing.

603
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,167
What?

604
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,067
I'm sorry,
they require a chaperon.

605
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,133
A chaperon.

606
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,867
Alright, good,
so I'm gonna call her.

607
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,533
You know, there's
no downside here.

608
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,667
Really, there's none,
it's perfect.

609
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,333
It's perfect, call her up.

610
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:54,667
She's quite a Muslim.

611
00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:00,700
Tell me when to stop.

612
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,066
Stop.

613
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:07,100
Why do you do it fast?

614
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:09,066
Well, actually
you were too fast.

615
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,200
Oh, I was too fast?

616
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:11,567
Yeah.

617
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,109
Maybe I'm just not stopping
where you want me to stop.

618
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:13,633
No.

619
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:14,233
Yeah.

620
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:14,833
No, really, no.

621
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:15,800
I think so.

622
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,933
I think I got
a little something here.

623
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,400
You're stopping on the card,
you know where the card is,

624
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:24,433
and that's, when I say stop,
that's the trick, right?

625
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:25,467
Is that the trick?

626
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:29,733
No, it's not, this is your card.

627
00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:33,133
Okay.

628
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,933
You listen to me, superman.

629
00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:45,833
I want that trick.

630
00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:49,400
No can do.

631
00:22:49,433 --> 00:22:51,833
I apologize, but you
just can't do anything.

632
00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:52,933
You're not a magician.

633
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:55,133
You're not a magician
either, Stewart.

634
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:55,933
Yeah, I am.

635
00:22:55,967 --> 00:22:56,867
No, you're not.

636
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,233
Mm-hmm.

637
00:22:58,267 --> 00:22:59,843
'Cause you know one trick,
that makes you a magician?

638
00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:02,433
That's not a magician,
one trick's not a magician.

639
00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:03,567
Yeah, it is.

640
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:10,333
You going
trick-or-treating tonight?

641
00:23:10,367 --> 00:23:12,400
Mm-hmm.

642
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,067
I'm taking half that candy.

643
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,367
Don't say a word to her.

644
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,066
You put it in the pantry,
I'll divide it up, understand?

645
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,133
Okay.

646
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:23,867
Okay?

647
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:24,400
Yeah.

648
00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:26,133
Now listen.

649
00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:27,509
I got some friends
coming over this weekend

650
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,267
to watch the ball game,
so be nice to them.

651
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,967
Capisce?

652
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:32,733
Capisce.

653
00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,567
( Cheryl ) Larry?

654
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,800
Coming, honey.

655
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,867
Is that leather
or pleather, or...

656
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,833
Vinyl, and it's hot as hell.

657
00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:43,067
I'm sweating like a pig.

658
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,533
Well, you look good.

659
00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:46,233
Look at this.

660
00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:48,100
Lar, happy Halloween.

661
00:23:48,133 --> 00:23:49,067
What do you think?

662
00:23:49,068 --> 00:23:50,133
Oh my god.

663
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,067
Huh?

664
00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,067
Doesn't she look great?

665
00:23:52,068 --> 00:23:53,700
Is this great?

666
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,100
Oh, look at Andy divine
over here.

667
00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:58,533
Yes I am, sheriff.

668
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,733
Now you look hot.

669
00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:02,167
Thank you, susie.

670
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,267
What are you wearing?

671
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,567
What is this,
no outfit, no costume?

672
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,233
No.

673
00:24:06,267 --> 00:24:07,700
Okay, you know what?

674
00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:08,600
What?

675
00:24:08,633 --> 00:24:09,943
I want you to change
your costume.

676
00:24:09,967 --> 00:24:10,833
What?

677
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:11,876
I don't like that costume.

678
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:12,933
Why?

679
00:24:12,967 --> 00:24:14,476
I have my reasons,
you got another costume?

680
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,833
Larry, that costume
is gorgeous, you're wrong.

681
00:24:16,867 --> 00:24:20,233
Thank you, I spent an hour
getting ready for this.

682
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:22,066
I don't have
anything else to wear.

683
00:24:22,067 --> 00:24:24,067
Not so, excuse me.

684
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,733
I've got just the thing.

685
00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:27,609
You have the figure for that,
and nobody else...

686
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,066
I don't know what's
wrong with him.

687
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:29,867
I have the figure
for that, also.

688
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,700
Oh, in your dreams.

689
00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:31,800
Haboos's burka.

690
00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:33,367
Just back from the dry cleaners.

691
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,067
You're going as an
islamic fundamentalist.

692
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,867
It's hot in this thing.

693
00:24:46,767 --> 00:24:48,800
What the fuck?

694
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:52,467
Hey, osama, go back
to your own fucking country.

695
00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:07,133
Okay, you ready?

696
00:25:07,167 --> 00:25:10,767
Yeah, I'm a little nervous,
but let's give it a shot.

697
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,276
I'm a little concerned
about the weather.

698
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,933
I got an umbrella, it's alright.

699
00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:15,633
Okay.

700
00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:16,333
Okay.

701
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:19,167
Just be casual.

702
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,200
Hello.

703
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:21,667
Haboos, hello.

704
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,167
Larry.

705
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:22,800
Hi.

706
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:23,767
Michael?

707
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,933
Michael.

708
00:25:24,967 --> 00:25:26,066
I am indeed.

709
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,900
You're beautiful.

710
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:31,200
Look at this man,
he's like your brother.

711
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:32,533
He's a bald brother.

712
00:25:32,567 --> 00:25:34,066
I don't believe this.

713
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,600
I've heard so much about you.

714
00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,700
Larry has just sort of
praised you to the skies.

715
00:25:37,733 --> 00:25:39,233
I've been raving.

716
00:25:39,267 --> 00:25:41,867
Oh, well I have so few dates,

717
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,267
and tonight I have a date
with two handsome men.

718
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,867
Look, I got your dry cleaning.

719
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:49,933
Oh, Larry, you remembered,
oh, thank you so much.

720
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:50,967
Fixed your cloak.

721
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:52,400
I got the stains
out of the cloak.

722
00:25:52,433 --> 00:25:54,200
Oh, thank you so much,
Larry, thank you.

723
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,867
And your hood and,
uh, the whole...

724
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,300
I like the way she talks.

725
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,267
It's kind of a sexy thing.

726
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,376
Did I tell you, did I tell you?

727
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,200
This is wonderful.

728
00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:04,800
So what shall we do,
what shall we do?

729
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,667
Oh, jeez, um,
whatever you like, haboos?

730
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:13,467
What about a walk or
something, uh, romantic, uh...

731
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,167
Oh, you got the drizzles.

732
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,133
It's drizzling, I don't know.

733
00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:17,767
Yeah, I think it's
about to come down.

734
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,267
I don't mind, I don't mind.

735
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,600
You don't mind, you got
a hood on, what do you care?

736
00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:22,909
You know what,
I got an umbrella.

737
00:26:22,933 --> 00:26:24,576
If you wanna take a walk,
we can take a walk, that's fine.

738
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,300
It's like daredevil,
you're like daredevil.

739
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:29,100
Oh, can you get this thing...

740
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:31,633
Oh!

741
00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:34,867
My veil.

742
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,067
Ugh!

743
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,500
( Screaming )

744
00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:45,267
Ooh.

745
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,467
Not so hot, huh?

746
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,733
No, not so hot.

747
00:26:49,767 --> 00:26:52,066
Well...

748
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:55,400
Thanks for trying.

749
00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,500
Yeah.

750
00:26:57,933 --> 00:27:01,433
Please shuffle the deck.

751
00:27:09,267 --> 00:27:12,400
Thank you, and...

752
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,066
This should be your card.

753
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,433
Yeah, you peeked.

754
00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:19,967
You bent it so
you could peek at it.

755
00:27:20,067 --> 00:27:22,066
You had to look at it
from behind.

756
00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:23,333
How'd you know?

757
00:27:23,367 --> 00:27:25,467
Anyone could figure that out.

758
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,633
Uh, where's Larry?

759
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:27,600
I don't know.

760
00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:29,233
And the game's about to start.

761
00:27:29,267 --> 00:27:31,167
Well, he's probably
in the bathroom.

762
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,533
( Wind whistling )

763
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,733
Larry David?

764
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Why don't you close the door?

765
00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:15,767
I think we have
some time before the show.

766
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,267
I'd like to give you your
10th anniversary present.

767
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,066
What are you doing?

768
00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:32,067
Who invited you?

769
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,067
Get the hell out of here.

770
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,867
Look at you, you are sick.

771
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,867
Where's the other one?
I want the other one.

772
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:37,800
Get out!

773
00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:39,333
I'm the only one here, baby.

774
00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:41,200
And now for
the rest of your life,

775
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:43,933
you sick four-eyed pervert fuck,

776
00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:47,400
you're gonna be fantasizing
about me in this outfit.

777
00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:53,067
Ha ha ha ha!

778
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,133
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