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Pasta if you like,
uh, very good.

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( Speaking Italian )

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What because, uh, what?

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Eh?

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What's the sauce with the fish?

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What, what fish?

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He didn't even mention the fish.

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There was no fish.

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Was fish the second thing?

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( Speaking Italian )

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I'll just have the, uh,
I'll just have the first thing.

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( Speaking Italian )

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Okay, and I'll have
the second thing.

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Graci.

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They should write
the thing down.

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I don't even know
what he's talking about.

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I have no idea
what we just ordered.

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So guess what's coming up
in a few months?

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I'm sure it's been on your
mind, our anniversary.

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10 years. 10 year anniversary.

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Boy, they just flew
right by, didn't they?

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So listen I know what I want.

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I would like, um,
and just keep an open mind.

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So remember our...

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Is it ever closed?

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Ever once, has it ever
been closed to anything?

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Okay.

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Um, I would like
for us to renew our vows

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and have a real
wedding ceremony.

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You got it.

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Yeah.

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Are you serious?

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Nothing big, small.

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Okay, no, no, yeah.

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And some friends,
family that kind of thing.

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Oh my gosh, I can't believe
you just said yes to that.

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I'll tell you what, you just,
you built it all up.

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I did, I didn't know
how I was gonna bring up,

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but thank you.

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You thought it was
gonna be a huge fight.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, now let's talk about
my 10th anniversary present.

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Alright, what would you like?

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I believe my present has
already been agreed upon.

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Really?

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Yes.

47
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Yeah, I don't know,
what are you talking about?

48
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We already talked about this?

49
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Right here at this restaurant.

50
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Really?

51
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10 years ago right
before we got married.

52
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In these seats, same seats.

53
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I feel like we're
married already.

54
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We're just making it legal.

55
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It's just gonna be,
you know, permanent

56
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and my friends think I'm crazy,
but I do I just...

57
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Well how, they think
you're crazy, how dare they?

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Well, that's what I say.

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Which friends
think you're crazy?

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I don't want to name names,
but look it's working, right?

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Who, Julie?

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She thinks,
she thinks you're crazy?

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I just think that we should
be a family, you know.

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We should share
the same last name.

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I want to be Cheryl David.

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David, what do you
want to be a David for?

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I want to be your wife...

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Davids want to be
out of being David.

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I don't want to be a David,
I have to be a David.

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But if you don't have to be
a David, why be a David?

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I feel like
I have to be a David.

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Is it, are you worried about
not being able to have sex

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with someone else for
the rest of your life?

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Is that what you're worried?

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Where did you get that? No.

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Because you know what?

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Okay, okay.

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How about if we get married now,
like, right now,

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for our 10 year anniversary you
can have sex with someone else?

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What?

81
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If that's your hold up here
then let's just do that.

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Come on, you're not
gonna let me do that.

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What are you saying that for?

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I will.

85
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Just sex one time,
it's not a big deal.

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Oh, right!

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I can't believe you
remember that so well.

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Yes, I did remember.

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You have a good memory.

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For some things.

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Yeah. Yeah, for some things.

92
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Alright well, I said you
could have sex with somebody

93
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and you should do that,
it's our 10th anniversary.

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You should do that.

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I'm joking around,
I'm not gonna do it.

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No, no, no, no, you should.

97
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I said it 10 years ago.

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You should go out
and have sex with someone.

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No, no, it's nice, but...

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No, no, no, no.

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Thank you, that's sweet that
you want to you, you know.

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I'm insisting on it.

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You want to keep your word
and everything.

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No, because if you think you can
have sex with somebody else

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then you should do that.

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What does that mean?

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Okay, "lady, I'm Larry David
and my wife said"

108
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I could have sex
with somebody tonight."

109
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First of all I'm insulted, okay.

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You are?

111
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Even if I wanted to, you don't
think I'm capable of it.

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No, I don't think
you're capable of it.

113
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I really don't.

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That's why I think you, um...

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So if I do this okay...

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Mm-hmm.

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Just so there's no
misunderstanding here.

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It's okay with you?

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Mm-hmm.

120
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If you find somebody
and say hey...

121
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I don't want to hear
any crying afterwards.

122
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No, and say oh, I can't
believe you did that.

123
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No, I would not be crying.

124
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Huh?

125
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Oh boy, alright, well thank you.

126
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Thank you for my
10th anniversary present.

127
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You're welcome.

128
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How long do I have to do this?

129
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Well, you have until our
anniversary and that's it.

130
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Good luck.

131
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I just hope Jeff is gonna
be at that karaoke party

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because I have got a lot
to say to that young man.

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Listen, listen maybe we should
skip the karaoke party.

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Why do you want to skip karaoke?

135
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Oh, it's horrible.

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Horrible?

137
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Listen, why don't
we go home and I'll,

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I'll make it worth your while.

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Because I want to go to karaoke.

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Oh my god.

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( Music )

142
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* just in time,
found you just in time *

143
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* before you came in time *

144
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do you know married men
everywhere

145
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that's their dream that
their wife says oh go ahead.

146
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What's Mel doing here?

147
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Frank's been in,
like, two of his movies.

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You didn't know that?

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Oh.

150
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They're old friends.

151
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* my Bridges all were crossed *

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* nowhere to go

153
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this is great,
you got permission.

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Come on, man.

155
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She actually
challenged me to do it.

156
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Well, damnit man, do it!

157
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She was laughing at me.

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You've got to, man.

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Well, who I am supposed
to do this with?

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I don't know, there's got to be
somebody that you thought about.

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We've all...

162
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Well, that doesn't mean I could
walk up to them and do anything.

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I don't, you know...

164
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But now you've got permission.

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This is the thing that I'm the
worst at in the world, this.

166
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This and drawing.

167
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It's a big thing to draw,
how could I do that?

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Do you think I could do it?

169
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Yeah, uh-huh?

170
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Go, daddio, go.

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Practice.

172
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Okay fine, yeah.

173
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It's a start, go.

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You want to see how
inept I really am, huh?

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I want to see you in action.

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Do you, you want to see this?

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Just go, go, yeah,
go make a move.

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Show me, just practice.

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I'll watch.

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Go ahead.

181
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* hey, we're all here

182
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* and now I know just
where I'm going *

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do you like karaoke?

184
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Yeah.

185
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It's good, you know,
something to do at night.

186
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There's nothing to do at night.

187
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What can you do at night?

188
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Bowling, movies.

189
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It's like a third thing to do
after bowling and the movies.

190
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I don't know if you bowl or not,
I don't go that often,

191
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but it's fun, it's fun.

192
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You can't find a ball,
that's the problem.

193
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I don't know, maybe
you own a bowling ball.

194
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I don't own a bowling ball.

195
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My whole lifevery time
I'm in a bowling alley

196
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sticking my fingers in all these
holes, picking up the balls.

197
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You got to get your own ball.

198
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I don't bowl enough
to think to get my own ball.

199
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It takes up a lot
of space in the house.

200
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You keep looking at it
in the closet going

201
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what I am doing
with a bowling ball?

202
00:08:01,133 --> 00:08:03,800
I don't even bowl,
you know what I mean?

203
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So you don't want
to get rid of the ball.

204
00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:08,500
How do you get rid
of a bowling ball?

205
00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:09,567
Think about that.

206
00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,167
Who do you give
a bowling ball to?

207
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Nobody bowls.

208
00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:15,333
The thing, it only
fits your fingers.

209
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You throw a bowling ball
in the garbage can,

210
00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,809
you know what that
sanitation man's gonna do?

211
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He's gonna knock on your door.

212
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That's how upset he's gonna be.

213
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He's gonna say who the fuck
threw a bowling ball

214
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in the garbage can?

215
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Okay, alright.

216
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I'm around town.

217
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How did it go?

218
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* that lucky day

219
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* hey, my lonely, lonely life
that lucky day *

220
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thank you, thank you,
thank you very much.

221
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,067
Come on, everybody.

222
00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:03,533
Put it together, Mel Brooks.

223
00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,066
How about that?

224
00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:07,333
That was fantastic.

225
00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:09,233
Alright, now who
wants to go next?

226
00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,433
Huh, anyone?

227
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,767
Look hey, Larry David.

228
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,267
Oh, come on.

229
00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,276
What do you say, Larry, will you
come up and give us a song?

230
00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,300
Oh come on, stop it.

231
00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,567
Come on, lar.

232
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,467
Are you crazy?

233
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Oh, I can't do it.

234
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Alright.

235
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Alright.

236
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,833
Oh, shut up!

237
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* I've been away
from you a long time *

238
00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:42,367
* I never thought
I'd miss you so *

239
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,500
* somehow I feel
your love is real *

240
00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:50,333
* swannee, you're calling me
you crazy river *

241
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:58,367
* swannee how I, how I love you
my dear old swannee *

242
00:09:58,433 --> 00:09:59,643
so what do you think
Mel Brooks wants?

243
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,367
I have no idea.

244
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,467
Usually I know.

245
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,243
So he just called out of
the clear blue sky?

246
00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,400
Out of the clear blue sky.

247
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,167
He's one of my idols, you know.

248
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,333
I know he is, that's why
I was excited for you.

249
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:12,600
Hey! ( Honking )

250
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:13,743
I'll call, I'll call you back.

251
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,433
What, what the hell
are you doing?

252
00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,676
What, what the fuck
are you doing?

253
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,200
What am I doing,
what are you doing?

254
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:19,767
What the fuck,
I'm trying to walk here.

255
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,009
What while you're
talking on a cell phone?

256
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:22,967
You almost fuckin'
killed me, you douche bag!

257
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,743
You cut right in front of me,
you're talking on a cellphone?

258
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,343
What, there's a law against
talking on a cellphone?

259
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,767
No, you can't, not while
you're wheeling around.

260
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,100
You almost hit my car.

261
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,743
I'm just trying to get
my car, you fuckin'...

262
00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:32,976
Oh learn how
to drive that thing.

263
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,233
Piss off, you douche bag.

264
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,267
Oh, asshole.

265
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,267
You fuckin' pussy, piss off!

266
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,867
Hey, look at this.

267
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,767
Yeah?

268
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,033
Wow, there's money in here.

269
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:04,867
Larry David,
Jeff Greene to see Mel.

270
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,443
He'll be with you
in a second, have a seat.

271
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:10,767
You know what, I found
this thing in the lobby.

272
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,733
Oh.

273
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,833
I don't know what the deal is.

274
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,833
Uh, actually this
belongs to Dennis.

275
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,343
He does the computers
in the building.

276
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:21,067
It probably fell out of his
chair this morning or something.

277
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,300
Chair?

278
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,467
Yeah, he's in a wheelchair.

279
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,733
I'll bet that's the guy,
you know that?

280
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:29,733
A guy in a wheelchair
cut right in front of my car

281
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:30,567
in the parking lot.

282
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,100
I almost hit him.

283
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,767
He was talking on his cellphone.

284
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,833
Yeah, well, he's in a,
he's in a wheelchair.

285
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,633
Yeah, I know,
it's a moving vehicle.

286
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,967
There's got to be some kind
of regulations I would think

287
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,933
even for people
in electric chairs.

288
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:43,900
Mm-hmm.

289
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,167
He's motoring along.

290
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,067
You don't need to be
talking on a cellphone.

291
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,800
It's dangerous.

292
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,267
Mel will be right out.

293
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,867
Names for babies, is that you?

294
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:57,066
Yes, actually my partner and I
are adopting a baby.

295
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,567
You got yourself a partner.

296
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,533
I got a wife.

297
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,733
Mm.

298
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,867
Not exactly a partner.

299
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:06,667
More like a rival,
you know what I mean?

300
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,533
It's a rivalry.

301
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:12,200
I wish I could say
this is my partner.

302
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,533
So let me ask you, you got any,
you got any names picked out?

303
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,933
Uh, actually we do.

304
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,600
Is it, uh, a boy
or what are you...

305
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:19,867
It's a boy.

306
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,066
Uh, and we are
adopting him from China.

307
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,867
Ah, adopting from China.

308
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,933
Mm-hmm.

309
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,700
Chinese names, do I know
any Chinese names?

310
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,233
Well you got, uh...

311
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,133
You got wang
from the good earth.

312
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,333
Remember wang lung?

313
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:34,833
Wang isn't a bad first name.

314
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:35,867
Wang?

315
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,667
Then you got
the whole ang family.

316
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:42,700
Fang, bang, tang.

317
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,700
Tang is not actually a bad name

318
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,367
because it's like China
but it's, it's not China.

319
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,300
It's a juice is what it is.

320
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,733
Tang.

321
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,300
Is that so bad naming
a kid after a juice?

322
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,667
Maybe that's not so bad.

323
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,833
But it has Chinese
overtones, tang.

324
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:00,700
But yet there's a...

325
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:01,533
Tang.

326
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,676
You got a little jolt with it.

327
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,066
Mm-hmm, yeah.

328
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,809
I don't think that would go over
too well with the school kids.

329
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:09,066
Uh, that's gonna be
the least of his problems, no?

330
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:12,066
Mel will be right with you.

331
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,133
You know what, I'm gonna
run to the bathroom.

332
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,800
I'll be right back.

333
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,700
Oh, oh, ooh!

334
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,233
Oh my god, what...

335
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:29,133
Larry, Larry David.

336
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,633
Oh my god.

337
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,467
Ooh, did I hurt you?
I'm so sorry.

338
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,100
Is it bad?

339
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,300
Is it bad?

340
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:35,833
No, no, it'll be alright.

341
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:36,900
Is it bad?

342
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,243
No, I got to get, uh,
let me get some help.

343
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:38,900
Is it bad?

344
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,333
Don't move, don't move.

345
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,833
Hurry up.

346
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:51,067
Hi, Jeff Greene, I'm a patient
of Dr. Morrison's.

347
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,067
I called about Larry David.

348
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,367
Oh yeah.

349
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,843
Just sign in and the doctor
will be with you in a minute.

350
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,500
Oh.

351
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:59,233
Well, do I actually have
to put my name on this thing?

352
00:13:59,267 --> 00:13:59,867
Yes.

353
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,367
Yeah.

354
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,233
I generally don't like to put my
name on these lists, you know.

355
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,867
People come in,
they see your name.

356
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,500
Just, just sign in.

357
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,900
Just sign in.

358
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,700
I don't like having
my name on these lists.

359
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,700
Then sign Ben vereen.

360
00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:14,067
Who cares what
you sign, come on.

361
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,933
Your head's bleeding,
just sign in!

362
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:16,967
Ah.

363
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,367
( Music )

364
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,533
( Cellphone ringing )

365
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,833
Hello.

366
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:44,933
Dude.

367
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,167
What are you doing?

368
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,567
What?

369
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,509
What are you calling me
on the doctor's phone for?

370
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,500
I'm bored to death in here.

371
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,533
Don't use the doctor's phone,
that's not right.

372
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,967
Why, what's the big deal?

373
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,100
They don't like it.

374
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,733
Well, I just thought
I'd give you a call,

375
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,333
see what's up, how you're doing?

376
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:00,267
What are you reading?

377
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,800
"Men's fitness."

378
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:02,900
"Men's fitness"?

379
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:06,400
Yeah, about America's
fattest cities.

380
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,800
Oh, you know what,
there's the doctor.

381
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,943
Alright, I'll talk to you later.

382
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:12,333
I will, uh,
I'll talk to you later.

383
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,700
That was Jeff.

384
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,467
You're not supposed
to use that phone.

385
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,500
Sorry.

386
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,267
It was a local call.

387
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,067
You're not supposed
to use the phone.

388
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,443
It doesn't matter whether it was
a local or a long distance call.

389
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,066
We just don't want people
using that phone, okay.

390
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:36,933
Fine, what's the big deal
though, uh, if I may ask.

391
00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,133
What's the problem?

392
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,600
There is no problem.

393
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:43,066
We just don't want people
using that phone.

394
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,433
I don't understand
why not though.

395
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,400
Why couldn't I use it?

396
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,367
Well, you could use it,
you obviously did.

397
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,833
We don't want you
to use it though.

398
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,109
With all due respect I just don't
really understand the rule.

399
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,867
I don't see
what the big deal is.

400
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,633
The history of how
we arrived at that

401
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,133
is so complex that I won't
even bore you with it.

402
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,900
Just let it be said that
we don't allow anyone to use

403
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,733
the phones in
the examination rooms.

404
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,133
Yeah, I mean, I just don't
see how it's hurting anybody.

405
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,600
It's not, it's not
hurting anybody.

406
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,709
We just have a rule here, you
don't use the doctor's phone.

407
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:12,867
It's simple.

408
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,809
Yeah, I just don't understand
what the reason is.

409
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,066
I mean, you're saying not to use
it, but what's the reason?

410
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,100
I don't understand why you
have to know the reason.

411
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,400
I'm just trying to understand
why you decided that.

412
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,967
It seems very capricious to me.

413
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,533
You know, it's hard
to make a rule

414
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,600
that takes in all
the contingencies.

415
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,567
So we just have a rule
don't use the phone.

416
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,567
Okay.

417
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,800
Understood.

418
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,533
Alright, alright,
glad you understand it.

419
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,066
So what happened to you?

420
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,067
Let's have a look.

421
00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,600
I got hit by a door.

422
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,500
Wow, sit down, will you?

423
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,500
Mel Brooks is coming
out of a bathroom and he,

424
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,400
a swinging door hit me.

425
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,067
Yeah, Mel Brooks, huh?

426
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,067
Yeah.

427
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,433
Yeah, is it the Mel Brooks?

428
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,567
The funny guy, yeah.

429
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,066
I like Mel Brooks,
I'm a big fan of his.

430
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:52,967
Lay down, will you?

431
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:53,833
Yeah, he's great.

432
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,567
Put your head on the pillow.

433
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,733
Yeah, I have tickets
for his play "the producers".

434
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,467
Oh really?

435
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,367
Yeah.

436
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,067
Oh yeah, I hear it's great.

437
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,067
So do I.

438
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,300
Boy this is, uh,
kind of a nasty cut.

439
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,700
Alright, I think all we have
to do here is clean this up

440
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,333
and, uh, put in a few stitches.

441
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,067
Oh really?

442
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,500
Mm-hmm.

443
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,800
Oh, okay.

444
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,067
Again I'm sorry about
the, uh, the phone stuff.

445
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,066
Oh, it's okay,
don't worry about it.

446
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,107
Just, um, if you're ever
in a doctor's office again,

447
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,433
don't use the phone.

448
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,300
Yeah, it just seems like
an odd policy to me though.

449
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,066
Mm-hmm, it's a rule
that is pretty universal

450
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,376
in examination rooms,
you don't use the phone.

451
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,833
Yeah, I understand.

452
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:28,943
It's just that the rule doesn't
make any sense, that's all.

453
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,633
Well, it makes sense to us.

454
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,066
Okay, fine.

455
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,709
We don't have many rules here,
that's one of them.

456
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,476
It seems a little odd though
that if you're making

457
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,733
a local call that anybody
would care, but whatever.

458
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,667
Well, it's not the expense of
the call we're concerned about.

459
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,476
Now, I don't know if you've
ever had stitches before,

460
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,567
but there is a slight
bit of pain involved.

461
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,833
Nothing more I would say
really than a little prick.

462
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:48,967
Mm-hmm.

463
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,700
Yeah, it is definitely
a prick involved.

464
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,567
Uh, yes, there is
a prick involved.

465
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,467
Yeah, there's
one prick involved.

466
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,733
Yeah, I would say there
is one prick involved.

467
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:59,667
I agree, I'm not a doctor,
but I agree there is one prick.

468
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,300
Yep.

469
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,433
And the more I look at this
I think this is pretty minor.

470
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,933
Oh oh, what the hell?

471
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:20,867
You drooled on me!

472
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,400
So have you thought about anybody
for the 10th anniversary present?

473
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,967
I have been thinking about it.

474
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:37,800
And?

475
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,933
You know, I got three months.

476
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,900
I'm gonna take my time

477
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:47,533
and wait, wait for
the right one.

478
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,100
And you, my fat friend,
will be the first to know.

479
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,833
Alright, good, I should be.

480
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,700
My big fat friend.

481
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,333
( Laughing ) mm, fatso.

482
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,633
Yeah, fatso.

483
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,333
Oh, hey.

484
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,467
Did you get your wallet?

485
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,933
Yeah, how did you
know about that?

486
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,300
I found it.

487
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,300
Wait a minute, you're
the guy from the car.

488
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,333
Yeah.

489
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,933
Joanne gave it to me
in Mel Brooks' office.

490
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:19,833
Yeah right, right,
I gave it to her.

491
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,600
That's not what she said.

492
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,667
Wait a second, she said
she found that wallet?

493
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,933
Yes.

494
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,767
That's an exact quote,
"I found this"?

495
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,443
She said she found the wallet
and she gave it to me

496
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,800
and I gave her 100 bucks.

497
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,066
And you know what, seriously you
should worry a little bit less

498
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,833
about the wallet and maybe
maintain a little focus

499
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,567
on your driving skills, buddy.

500
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,066
Hello.

501
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,967
Jeff Greene and
Larry David to see Mel.

502
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:47,367
Okay.

503
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:52,533
You know, I ran into the guy
in the wheelchair downstairs,

504
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,933
your friend, Dennis.

505
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,567
He told me that you said
that you found the wallet?

506
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,867
And he gave you $100 reward?

507
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,066
What's up with that?

508
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,767
How dare you come in here...

509
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,400
How dare I?

510
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,000
And accuse me...

511
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,300
Hey, what's going on?

512
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,967
This is the guy
that I told you about.

513
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,467
Oh, you got a problem
with our lifestyle

514
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,667
that we want to adopt a baby?

515
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,833
No, not at all.

516
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,600
Yeah. You need a good
fuckin' ass kicking.

517
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:14,800
That's what you need!

518
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,400
You want to name our baby tang?!

519
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,167
You think it's good to name
a kid after a breakfast drink?!

520
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,667
We don't think
that's a good name!

521
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,100
Do you understand that?!

522
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,333
I understand.

523
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,967
Damn fucking right!

524
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,033
You apologize to her,
you apologize now!

525
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,067
I'm sorry, okay, sorry, sorry.

526
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,340
What are you doing here anyway?

527
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,000
I got a meeting with Mel Brooks.

528
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,767
Well, you're here.

529
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,333
You came.

530
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,900
Yes.

531
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:46,400
And I guess you're wondering
why I called you.

532
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,300
Kind of, yeah.

533
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,100
Do you remember the other night

534
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:54,700
I sang at the karaoke club
and then you got up?

535
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:55,733
Yeah, he was great.

536
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:59,033
And the audience went
pretty wild for me.

537
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:04,100
And then you sang "swannee"
and they went crazy.

538
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:08,200
And when you sang
I was absolutely floored.

539
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,967
I mean, I, you think I...

540
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:11,800
( laughing ) really?

541
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,267
No, no, I couldn't get over it.

542
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:18,367
And bang, bang
something went off in me.

543
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:23,067
In a couple of months
the guy playing Max bialystock

544
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,133
will be going out on the road

545
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,167
leaving an empty slot
called Max bialystock,

546
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,300
the leading character
in "the producers".

547
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,967
I want you, Larry David,

548
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:39,300
to be the next
Max bialystock on Broadway.

549
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:44,567
I would like you to play
the lead in "the producers".

550
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,467
And when this thing goes off
I'm never wrong.

551
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,400
The guy...

552
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:52,200
I, I, I don't, I mean, I'm...

553
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,133
I don't know what to say, I'm...

554
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,267
Weren't you great?

555
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,333
He was great.

556
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,543
But no, I mean,
you know, a Broadway show.

557
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,767
I'm not, like
a theater actor, uh...

558
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,600
When we made the movie of
"the producers", the guy that

559
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:09,267
played Carmen giya was this
incredible talented Greek actor.

560
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,233
His name is Andreas,
Andreas voutsinas.

561
00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,500
And Andreas used to say to me...

562
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,767
"Or you got it or you ain't."

563
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,267
I said, Andreas, you can't
start a sentence with "or".

564
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,066
He said never mind.

565
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:24,133
"Or you got it or you ain't."

566
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,600
You got it, Larry.

567
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,133
You got it, Larry.

568
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,300
You got it, mister.

569
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,867
Mr. Brooks is right,
my friend, you got it.

570
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,500
Oh, by the way Ben stiller will
be taking over at the same time.

571
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,433
So it will be Larry David
and Ben stiller.

572
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:39,100
I got a great idea.

573
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,200
Go to the show tonight,
see the show.

574
00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,900
Let it get into you pores,
let it get into your system.

575
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,767
I'm telling you I'm never wrong.

576
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,700
I am never wrong.

577
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,909
I know it sounds crazy to you.

578
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,100
I know it sounds insane.

579
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:50,600
It doesn't sound crazy to me.

580
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,767
You were born to do it.

581
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,600
You know what it sounds like?

582
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:53,633
It sounds like a joke.

583
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,433
It sound like Allan funt
or Jamie Kennedy's

584
00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:57,809
gonna come walking
through the door.

585
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,167
You were born to do it.

586
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,700
Just see the show tonight,
see what happens.

587
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,167
See what happens
and then let this

588
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,733
all come back to you, okay?

589
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:08,267
You're gonna do it,
it's gonna happen.

590
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,500
He's going to do it, Mel.

591
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,633
Okay, Jeff, tell him
in the elevator.

592
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:12,767
Tell him how great he is.

593
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,809
Gentlemen, a pleasure,
good to meet you.

594
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:14,967
Take care.

595
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:17,600
I did all the plays in
high school, I swear to god.

596
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,533
They give me the lead every one.

597
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,067
Or what are your m4 and m5,
those are your house seats?

598
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,067
Yeah, let him have it.

599
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,543
He's got to, no,
no, they'll be there.

600
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,167
Just pick them up
at the box office.

601
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,533
Thank you. Larry David.

602
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:32,867
Giant fuckin' mistake
if I say so right to your face.

603
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,600
Okay, zero mostel...

604
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:35,100
Yeah, I know.

605
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:35,933
Zero mostel.

606
00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,066
I know what you're gonna say.

607
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,933
Nathan Lane, Jason Alexander
and Larry David?

608
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,233
Come on, Mel.

609
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:43,367
Trust me.

610
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,800
When I know I know
and this time I know.

611
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,133
Thank you very much.

612
00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:06,567
Alright.

613
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,233
What's wrong?

614
00:24:08,267 --> 00:24:10,500
Ah, this thing's killing me.

615
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,233
You know, I'm gonna
take a painkiller I think.

616
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:14,543
Oh wait, I don't think
you should do that?

617
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:15,333
Why?

618
00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:16,433
Do they make you tired?

619
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:19,267
It's killing, it really hurts.

620
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,066
How are you gonna
take it without water?

621
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:22,209
I don't know, I'll pop it in.

622
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:23,567
Maybe you should wait.

623
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:30,733
Okay, okay, okay, Larry.

624
00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:33,066
Did you get it?

625
00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:33,800
Yeah, I got it.

626
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,733
Ben stiller?

627
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,200
Yeah, I think that is.

628
00:24:38,233 --> 00:24:40,600
Alright.

629
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,066
Hi.

630
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,167
Hey, how are you doing?

631
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,367
Good to see you.

632
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,600
Nice to see you.

633
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,066
Hi, Ben.

634
00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:51,867
Oh, oh good thank you.

635
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,967
Nice to see you.

636
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,067
You okay?

637
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:55,700
Yeah, what happened?

638
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:59,100
Mel Brooks hit me
with a bathroom door.

639
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,400
Cut my head.

640
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,067
I know, it sounds like a joke.

641
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,933
What, were you talking to him?

642
00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:05,633
I met him today.

643
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:06,433
Yeah.

644
00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,767
Oh, you met him today, okay.

645
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,100
So he told me
you're doing the show.

646
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,500
I am yeah, I'm doing
the show and,

647
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,833
and so you were talking
to him about maybe...

648
00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:19,333
He offered me
the Max bialystock.

649
00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,533
Yeah, I know.

650
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:23,200
It was a little
shocking to me too.

651
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,533
What?

652
00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:26,176
You mean he offered,
you mean he actually offered...

653
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,567
Yeah. Really?

654
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,533
Offered him the, I know.

655
00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:31,200
That is...

656
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,133
Are you guys just going

657
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,900
because it took him a long time
to make this decision.

658
00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:37,967
Well, yeah.

659
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,400
Well, can I ask you
something, you act?

660
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:41,867
( Laughing )

661
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,533
No, no, I don't.

662
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,500
Yeah, and you sing?

663
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,667
I don't do anything really.

664
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,233
I mean they'll have to teach me.

665
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:50,233
Right, right.

666
00:25:50,267 --> 00:25:52,067
I mean, he saw in a karaoke bar.

667
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,067
Wow.

668
00:25:53,068 --> 00:25:54,533
You're fucking with me, right?

669
00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,343
No, it's true, but I'm
still thinking about it.

670
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:57,643
I haven't made up
my mind or anything.

671
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,066
Yeah, yeah, well you
should think about it.

672
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:01,267
Honey, actually I see,
uh, Brian and Lee.

673
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:01,967
We should go say hi.

674
00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:02,867
( Sneezing )

675
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:03,700
Bless you.

676
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,267
Good to see you, see you later.

677
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,600
Hey, well, whatever happens
happens, right?

678
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:08,600
Good to see you.

679
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:11,066
Lar, good luck,
this is a big decision.

680
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,333
Take care.

681
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,376
I'll watch it tonight
and I'll, I'll think about it.

682
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,433
Good luck.

683
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,267
Ben, so good to see you.

684
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,467
And we'll talk about
apartments if you need to.

685
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,066
I'm sure we'll all
gonna be, uh...

686
00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:23,066
I'll check it out.

687
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:26,667
Okay, bye.

688
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,767
What is wrong with you?

689
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,600
What are you talking about?

690
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,233
Why didn't you shake his hand?

691
00:26:34,267 --> 00:26:35,600
He put his hand out for you.

692
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:37,467
He sneezed all over his hand.

693
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,300
But he just sneezed on it.

694
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,767
How rude is that?

695
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,067
He didn't notice anything.

696
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,833
He put his hand out
for you to shake it.

697
00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:47,067
Of course he noticed that,
everyone noticed that.

698
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,343
I'm not going to shake his hand.

699
00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:50,533
Its got snot all
over it, come on.

700
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,733
Partners Leo all the way.

701
00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:56,066
And nothing or no one
will ever come between us.

702
00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:57,500
Nothing or no one, Max.

703
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,367
( Knocking )

704
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,467
Come in. Come in.

705
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,633
( Applause )

706
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,867
I'm back down from the pills.

707
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:16,100
Oh, about our 10th anniversary
present, it's...

708
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:18,533
Alright, it's fine if you
want to get out of it.

709
00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:19,667
No.

710
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,567
Believe me I will not
think any less of you.

711
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,100
No, I don't want to get
out of it, a deal's a deal.

712
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:27,467
I just want to tell you that
there's a few ground rules

713
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,367
that we need
to talk about, okay.

714
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:35,066
Okay, rule number one is
it's a one time only.

715
00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:37,700
Okay, one time only.

716
00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,433
And there's a deadline.

717
00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:42,700
It's our anniversary at midnight
and then it's over.

718
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:45,267
Yeah, kind of like cinderella.

719
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,066
And by the way...

720
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,067
Yeah.

721
00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:49,933
You know if I do
this show on Broadway?

722
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,167
Yeah.

723
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,733
My opening night is the same
night as our anniversary.

724
00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:54,367
Really?

725
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,933
That would be fun.

726
00:27:55,967 --> 00:28:01,300
* when you got it, flaunt it *

727
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:07,066
* show your assets,
let them know you're proud *

728
00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,200
what do you think?

729
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:09,600
You think you want
to do the show?

730
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,267
* stick your chest out,
shake your tush *

731
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:16,067
you know maybe I will.

732
00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,967
Maybe I will.

733
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:38,533
* when you got it...

734
00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:48,133
( Laughing )

735
00:28:56,067 --> 00:29:00,233
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