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Larry David?

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Hi, Phil dunlap, here for
the chef's position.

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Hi.

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Thank you, thank you very much.

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Ah.

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Ah, hey, hey, look at you.

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Look at you.

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Yeah, look at you.

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Wow.

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When did you start losing it?

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I started losing when I was 15.

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15, wow, earlier than me, yeah.

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Yeah, a little bit earlier.

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Well, I actually like it.

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Ah, yeah, me too.

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Just dab a little
sunscreen on and it's fine.

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Yeah, a lot of sunscreen, right?

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Yeah, you can't go outside
without the sunscreen.

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No convertibles.
No convertibles.

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Oh, god, I hate that.

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Oh, absolutely.

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'Cause you have to wear a hat

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if you're gonna be
in a convertible.

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And then you look like
you're trying to hide something.

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Oh, well, that's what they do,

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these guys with the hats,
don't they?

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They wear it all the time.

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And they'll meet a girl
or something.

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And then they'll
show up on a date.

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What are they gonna do,
they're gonna take the hat off,

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where it, they have
a terrible decision...

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Right, right, then
the girl's gonna be, like,

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I didn't know you were bald.

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Exactly. You
misrepresented yourself.

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Right, yeah.

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Nonoxinol?

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No, you? No.

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Everyday for the rest
of your life you have to...

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Oh, my god,
the drops and everything,

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then you got to massage it in.

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There's something
psychologically

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psychologically wrong with them,

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what about
the transplant people?

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Huh?

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I hate those people.

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Toupee?

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No.

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Oh, no, absolutely not.

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Those guys, they should
kill those guys.

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Exactly.

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I'm surprised Hitler didn't
round up the toupee people.

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I mean, if I'm going
to be a sick megalomaniac.

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To round up people who I hated,
they would be on my list.

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I would say
get the toupee people.

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Absolutely.

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I'd have my henchmen
going around,

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tugging at people's hair.

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If it comes off...

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( German accent )
balden, come with me.

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( German acct ) ah, balden.

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My fault.

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It was my fault the whole time.

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No, no, no, it was my fault,
I overreacted, and...

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We were all crazy.

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No, if I hadn't told
mindy Reiser that thing.

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To new times, good friends.

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Back on track.

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Water under the bridge.

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Good, good.

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It's good to see you guys.

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How's, by the way...

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Does that bother anybody,
when I make a noise like that?

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Is anybody disturbed by that?

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Why, and why should you be,
what is it, so what?

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So, how is everything going?

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How are the kids,
how's the house?

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Good, oh, jakey's
driving us nuts though.

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He's always wanted a dog,
and we keep putting him off.

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He wants a dog, we can't
put him off anymore.

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No freaking puppy.

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You know, I don't
want the peeing,

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I don't want the chewing.

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I want a good, smart,
trained dog.

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Jeff's got that German Shepherd.

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Oh, right.

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They're looking to get rid...

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Oh my god, this would
be perfect for you.

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How old is the dog?

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He's, I don't know, maybe four.

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I had a German Shepherd
when I was a little boy.

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Yeah, yeah.

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He keeps talking about him.

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You can't believe this dog.

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It's a corpse-sniffing dog.

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They got it from
the fire department.

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A what?

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It's a corpse-sniffing?

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I'm telling you,
this is an amazing dog.

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What's his name?

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Oscar.

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Oscar.

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Oscar.

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What happened was,
they separated, and, uh...

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Jeff and his wife.

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She was left alone in the house

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and was worried, so she got
a dog for security, and...

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And she got a Shepherd.

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Right, and now...

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Well, now they reconciled
and he's moved back,

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but he's allergic to the dog,

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and he's sniffing
and sneezing all the time,

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and he's a wreck.

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But the dog is so great.

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I mean, it's like having
a person there who barks.

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He understands everything.

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How's the dog with kids?

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Great, they have a little girl.

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But the dog is
fabulous with her.

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Wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Sounds perfect.

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You know what, how do we do
this, how do we do this?

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Alright, so, you're interested?

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Absolutely.

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Yes, yes, very.

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That could be
absolutely perfect.

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It's just like an elephant
sticking his head in a pond.

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What are you watching?

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This routine.

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Stop it.

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Mm-mm.

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No, I'm sorry, no.

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The cork is dry.

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We need to send this back.

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What? Don't send this back.

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You don't even have to taste it.

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You know what,
just go tell the manager.

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Have him taste it,
an actual Bordeaux glass.

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Can you please pour some for me?

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You can't send this back.

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You're an expert in wine,
go ahead, go ahead, taste it.

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Larry, come on.

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Fine.

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It's fine, it's delicious.

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At $140 a bottle,
I don't want fine.

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Larry couldn't possibly
tell that these...

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No, Larry, Larry,
come on, you can't.

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Sophisticated enough to know...

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( Stu braudy ) it's not a
matter of sophistication,

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it's a delicate thing.

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Look, you don't have
to drink it.

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You don't have to drink it.

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We'll order something else.

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I'll get you a nice spritzer.

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A spritzer.

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That's great.

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Didn't I say last time
we were here

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I wasn't gonna have dessert?

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So, what's going on
with your restaurant?

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You haven't said a word.

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Thank you for asking.

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I'm not really allowed
to talk about it.

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She doesn't really like it,

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she's bored with
restaurant talk.

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No, you tell it.

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You know, when I was
on "Seinfeld"

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I wasn't allowed
to talk about "Seinfeld".

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I'm not allowed to talk about
anything I'm doing, you know.

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I bore her, she bores so easily.

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We're opening next week.

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This new chef we got,
he's gonna be fantastic.

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Great, where did you find him?

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Okay, Larry only likes him
because he's bald.

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No, that's true because...

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What makes you say
that, Cheryl, why?

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Because he told me, he goes,
I found this guy, he's great.

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He's bald.

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Don't say that, that's not true.

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Is that?

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Oh, yeah, I hired,
yeah, I did hire a bald man.

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And only because he's bald.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no splitting.

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No splitting.

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You picked up the last one.

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Don't you have to go
to the bathroom?

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Huh?

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Yeah, I got to go
to the bathroom, right.

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Go to the bathroom,
go to the bathroom.

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Thank you, st...

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Anyway, thanks stu, that's very
nice of you, thank you.

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You're welcome.

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What about me,
you gonna thank me too?

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And thank you, Susan.

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You're welcome.

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Why do I have to thank you?

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For dinner.

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That my husband
and I treated you to.

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Oh, I thought
he treated me to it.

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Stu pulled out the credit card
and put it down, yes.

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Yeah.

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So, I thanked him.

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And he's using our money
to pay for it.

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So, you could thank us,
we're taking you out to dinner.

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Well, you can call it our money,

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but just for the sake
of discussion,

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he's the one who goes to work
and then earns the money.

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You don't work.

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Alright, what about, Cheryl?

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You don't work yourself.

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Whose money is it in your house?

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Honey, it's our money.

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No, it's not.

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I've earned the money.

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Oh, so, what do you do,
you pay her a salary?

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How does she buy things?

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She spends the money
that I've earned.

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She didn't work,
I earned the money.

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Loving you is my job, Larry.

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I earned the money,
it's just a fact.

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Stu, is it our, it's our money.

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Our money.

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I, you know, and, uh...

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Right?

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He works, he gets the money.

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And it becomes...

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It's not their money,
it's my money.

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It's not about where it's coming
from, it's what it becomes.

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No, it's completely about
where it's coming from.

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That's what it's about,
where does it come from?

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Well, I must say
that I am just glad that,

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in my marriage,
that's not an issue.

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That stu considers it...

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It's not an issue
in our marriage either.

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It's just a fact of
where the money came from.

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Havin' a great,
I'm so glad to see you guys.

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I'm just so happy to see you.

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This is nice.

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Hey, you know me,
I don't like to complain.

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Oh, yeah, yes, yes.

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I think you know me
well enough to know that by now.

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What?

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How come there's no partitions
in the bathroom,

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between the urinals?

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Here? Yeah.

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I don't know.

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I thought we were
gonna have that.

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Do we have, is it important?

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I mean, it looks nice now.

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We want a little pee privacy,
do we not?

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I'm absolutely with you.

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You don't want someone
looking down at your thing.

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This isn't a bus station,
I mean, what do you think?

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This is not gonna be that
kind of crowd, but...

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This is a high class
restaurant, Larry?

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Still people go off to the side.

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You know, they've got
the 45 degree angle things.

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But is it really
important, Larry?

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Yes, Michael,
it is important, yes.

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Huh?

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Alright, so we'll have it,
we'll get them.

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I stand corrected.

262
00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,667
What are they called?

263
00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:58,867
Splash guards.

264
00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,333
Guys, we can't get it in time.

265
00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:01,867
We open in three days.

266
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,933
We can't possibly have the
bathroom fixed in three days.

267
00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:07,567
So, we'll pee at home
for a while before we come.

268
00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,233
Hey, everybody.

269
00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:11,600
Who's this?

270
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:12,667
It's Oscar.

271
00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:15,267
My family's dog, not my dog.

272
00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,533
This dog kills me,
I'm so allergic to it.

273
00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:20,066
I have to hang with it today
'cause susie's got some stuff

274
00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:22,067
to do with tiling
at the new house.

275
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,066
If you're allergic,
why do you have the dog?

276
00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:26,500
Because my wife and I were
separated for a while,

277
00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,700
and while we were separated,
she got this dog,

278
00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:31,533
and now, I'm back and the dog
ain't going anywhere.

279
00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:33,133
Yeah, I want to talk
to you about that.

280
00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:34,667
Don't touch your eyes,
like, don't...

281
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,867
I'm not touching anything.

282
00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,066
What's the matter?

283
00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,267
What are you doing, Oscar?

284
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,467
Oscar!

285
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,200
Hey, what's wrong with it?

286
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:42,967
Really acting up.

287
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:43,767
Not in the kitchen.

288
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,900
What are you doing, Oscar?

289
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,067
( Growling )

290
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,200
What's he got?

291
00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:55,533
Did somebody drop
some meat or something?

292
00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:58,700
No, that floor is spotless
for the health inspection.

293
00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:02,100
Well, looks like
he smells something.

294
00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,267
Isn't he a corpse-sniffing dog?

295
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,200
( Barking )

296
00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:14,300
Well, folks.

297
00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:18,000
This rescue canine
is well-credentialed,

298
00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:21,167
and I think there's
a real strong possibility

299
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,667
that there's a dead body
underneath that floor.

300
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:28,167
There will have to be
an investigation,

301
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,100
and we'll have
to tear up the floor.

302
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,767
Oh, come on, that's ridiculous.

303
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,700
How long will that take?

304
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:35,800
I don't know.

305
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:39,233
Oh, this is a nightmare.

306
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,867
I'm telling you, I'm gonna take
my money out of this place.

307
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,800
Well, what if there's
a dead body under there?

308
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,709
We're fucked, no one will
ever come to theestaurant

309
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:49,809
where they found a dead body.

310
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,300
It'll be in the papers,
we're fucked.

311
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,667
If there's a dead body
underneath there, we are fucked.

312
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:57,033
I can't live with this dog,
it's making me crazy.

313
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:59,300
I mean, my eyes are burning.

314
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:02,133
Right here, I have a pain
that is so severe,

315
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,500
from that freaking dog.

316
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,633
I am highly allergic to dogs.

317
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,233
You know the braudys?

318
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,500
That guy who smashed
into alanis morrisette?

319
00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:11,533
Oh that idiot.

320
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,567
Yeah, that guy.

321
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,109
We had dinner with them
the other night.

322
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,967
They're looking
for a dog for the kids.

323
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,600
And I mentioned to Oscar,

324
00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:21,633
they would take that dog
off your hands tomorrow.

325
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:24,400
My daughter's in love
with that dog, what do I do?

326
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,500
You've got to sit down
and talk to her.

327
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,433
And tell her daddy
can't live in this house

328
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,733
because the dog makes daddy
sick and she'll understand,

329
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:31,600
don't you think?

330
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:34,067
Yeah, I think she would.

331
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,400
I mean, explain it to her,
what's going on.

332
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:38,600
If she doesn't know
you've got to tell her.

333
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:39,700
Tell her, talk to her.

334
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,733
Hold on.

335
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,700
Oh, my god, it's Oscar!

336
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:47,467
Look at that, he came,
I can't believe it.

337
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,643
What a good boy, yeah, it's nice

338
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,200
to be affectionate
to something German.

339
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,433
You don't get the opportunity
that often, you know?

340
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:53,867
Good boy.

341
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:59,433
Daddy doesn't feel good.

342
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,367
Sneezing.

343
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,667
Up all night.

344
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,933
It hurts right here.

345
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:06,200
Right here I have a horrible,
horrible pain.

346
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,933
And my eyes are watering.

347
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,967
And I feel horrible.

348
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,600
And the reason this
is all happening

349
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,867
is because of your pal, Oscar...

350
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,500
Alright?

351
00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,567
So, you have to decide between

352
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,267
whether you want daddy or Oscar.

353
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:24,067
Mm, Oscar.

354
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,066
No, no, what I'm saying is,
that if you say Oscar,

355
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,467
daddy won't be here.

356
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,167
I know.

357
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:31,867
You know?

358
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,066
Mm-hmm.

359
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:36,567
But you're choosing Oscar,
I'm your dad.

360
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,933
I just love that dog.

361
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,533
Mm-hmm.

362
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:46,967
I have to go to the bathroom.

363
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:03,133
We open in three days.

364
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,533
This is ridiculous.

365
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,933
We shouldn't have
called the cops.

366
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,267
We shouldn't have even
brought the dog in here

367
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,200
in the first place.

368
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,933
( Barking )

369
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,967
Hey, what's going on?

370
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,100
He found something,
has he got something?

371
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,800
Wait a second,
wait a second, hold on.

372
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,500
I think he's found something.

373
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,067
What do you got there?

374
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,667
Holy shit.

375
00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,133
What does he got?

376
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:36,200
A bra?

377
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,067
Is that it, is there more?

378
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,143
Is there, is there
a body with it?

379
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,267
Nothing else down here,
that's it.

380
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,667
That's it, a bra?

381
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,767
That's it folks,
there's nothing else in there.

382
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,333
Oh, my god.

383
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:52,267
Well, he's a bra-sniffing dog.

384
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,267
He's a good bra-sniffing dog.

385
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,767
Terrific. Great.

386
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,300
This is bullshit.

387
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,333
All this for that?

388
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,900
Mystery is solved.

389
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:03,133
How long is it gonna take
to get all this back?

390
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:06,067
Well, with what you got
going on here, it's a mess.

391
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,100
They dug up the electric,
the gas, the plumbing, it's...

392
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,167
So, how long?

393
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,476
It's three weeks
to a month, Larry.

394
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,933
Yeah, but that's
on the safe side.

395
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,676
Things could arise, you got
the city involved now.

396
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,800
Larry, I'm sorry, but.

397
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,400
Hey, let me ask you this?

398
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:21,967
Can we get the splash guards
in the urinal now?

399
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,067
What do you think?

400
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,667
I'll apply for that,
that's good, Larry.

401
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,933
We'll get the splash guards.

402
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,400
Blessing in disguise.

403
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:31,800
Larry!

404
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,667
A dog!

405
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:37,367
She chose a fucking dog
over her own father.

406
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,233
You sat down, you laid
it out, you told her?

407
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,133
I told her, daddy's sick.

408
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,233
He can't stay in
the same house with Oscar.

409
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,433
She wants Oscar,
she wants the dog!

410
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,467
Okay, calm down.

411
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,067
Where is the dog?

412
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,066
They took him back
to your house.

413
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,400
My house?

414
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,967
No, no, his house, his house,
I live at the w. Hotel.

415
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,367
It's his house now.

416
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,600
By the way,
he turned up a bra today.

417
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,100
There's no corpse.

418
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,267
A bra?

419
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,767
What the fuck's
wrong with that dog?

420
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,167
He's a bra-sniffing dog.

421
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,567
A bra-sniffing dog,
what the fuck?

422
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,176
He's closing us down
for three weeks now.

423
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,233
Because of a bra?

424
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:12,576
Yeah, they dug up
the whole place in the...

425
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,067
That fucking dog!

426
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,333
Hey, take it, take it easy.

427
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:20,200
I got to call that
bald chef and tell him.

428
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:20,900
He's gonna be disappointed.

429
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,100
So, you know what?

430
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,933
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

431
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,066
Where are you gonna be,
at the w. Hotel?

432
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:26,867
W. Hotel.

433
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,267
You're gonna hear from me soon.

434
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,300
You're gonna hear from me.

435
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,267
Where are you going?

436
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,133
I got something to take care of.

437
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,767
Fuck!

438
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,067
Hi, Larry.

439
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,600
Hi, Sammi.

440
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:49,133
My mommy's next door.

441
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,367
She'll be home soon.

442
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,467
And my daddy's at a hotel.

443
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,367
Can I come in?

444
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,133
Mm-hmm.

445
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,433
What are you drinking?

446
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,733
Grape juice, want some?

447
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,733
Oh, positively.

448
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:05,967
Anyway, I actually,
came to talk to you.

449
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,467
Hmm.

450
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:18,633
Hey, you know what, I think
I'm gonna have this instead.

451
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,300
Okay.

452
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,733
I just want to try this wine.

453
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:28,233
Believe me, I know as much about
this stuff as the next guy.

454
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:29,700
Come on.

455
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:38,833
No.

456
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,633
Too fruity.

457
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,667
And a tad on the oaky side.

458
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,900
What does oaky mean?

459
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,700
It tastes like a tree.

460
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,567
It tastes a little like a tree.

461
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:56,300
Let's talk about your dad.

462
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,733
Okay?

463
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,633
Isn't there another animal
that we could interest you in?

464
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:03,267
Perhaps a little pussy cat?

465
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,100
I don't like cats.

466
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,167
How about a rabbit?

467
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,433
Mm-mm.

468
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,800
Pony?

469
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,267
I never heard of a little girl
that didn't want a pony.

470
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,333
Turtle?

471
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,500
Turtles scare me.

472
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,066
Hamster.

473
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:19,200
Put him in a cage and you can
torture them a little bit.

474
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:20,200
They're boring.

475
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,200
No, but you torture them.

476
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,609
It's not boring
if you torture them.

477
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:25,333
I like Oscar better.

478
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,733
Oh, what is that,
that dog whistle?

479
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,333
Is that Oscar's whistle?

480
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,433
Uh-huh.

481
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,167
I wouldn't blow it, he's asleep.

482
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,333
Oh, look at this.

483
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,066
I saw your daddy
use it the other day.

484
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,833
He came running out
of the restaurant.

485
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:44,066
I don't understand how this
thing works actually.

486
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,467
Where's the whistle part?

487
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:54,100
Anyway, that's my spiel.

488
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:58,167
So, come on, Sammi.

489
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,867
What do you say?

490
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:03,567
I don't want Oscar.

491
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,300
I want daddy.

492
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,267
Go home!

493
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,633
It's all taken care of.

494
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,167
That's right.

495
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,267
We had a little chat.

496
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,467
I'm taking him to the braudys.

497
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,100
He's sitting right next to me.

498
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,133
You're more than welcome.

499
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,667
Alright, my friend.

500
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,700
Good-bye.

501
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,300
Well, oscey boy.

502
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,300
Huh?

503
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,667
What do you say, oscey boy?

504
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,800
We're going to the braudys,
you excited?

505
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:38,909
Are you excited
about the braudys?

506
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,300
Come here, give me a kiss.

507
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,933
Give me a, give uncle Larry
a kissy, that's a good boy.

508
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:44,967
Ooh.

509
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,066
Alright, look at your new home.

510
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:52,433
You're such a good boy.

511
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:55,200
Yeah, you're such a good boy!

512
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,900
Hello.

513
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,167
Hi.

514
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,333
Well?

515
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,367
Here's Oscar.

516
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,066
This is the corpse-sniffing dog

517
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,176
I was telling you
about at dinner.

518
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,100
Right. Oscar.

519
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:08,867
I remember dinner.

520
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,833
Yeah, all yours.

521
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,267
Do you have something
to say to me, Larry?

522
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,733
Yeah, congratulations.

523
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:22,167
No, I mean, do you have anything
else to say to me from dinner?

524
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,900
I enjoyed the chicken very much.

525
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,876
I was a little surprised
at how good it was actually.

526
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,500
Very funny, that's very funny.

527
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:34,433
Look, I didn't want to make
a big deal out of it,

528
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,876
but you know exactly how I feel
about what happened at dinner.

529
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,066
Larry, I'm waiting,
I'm just waiting.

530
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,200
I'm still waiting.

531
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:46,800
Well, I guess you'll have
to continue to wait

532
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,367
if it's a thank you
that you're waiting for.

533
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,767
Because a thank you is just a
little more than you can handle.

534
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,633
No, it's not more
than I can handle.

535
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,700
If you had paid r the meal,

536
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:00,900
I would've thanked you
as I told you.

537
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,033
Okay.

538
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,067
Extraordinary.

539
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,376
It's extraordinary,
it's a shame.

540
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,933
So, am I to assume that
you do not want the dog?

541
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:08,976
Is this what
you're saying to me?

542
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,609
Larry, if you want
to thank me for dinner,

543
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:12,433
then I will look at your dog.

544
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,243
I thank people when
they deserve to be thanked.

545
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,600
Mm-hmm.

546
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,876
In this particular instance, you
do not deserve to be thanked.

547
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,243
Because a man
and a woman are married...

548
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:22,133
Because you haven't worked a day
since you got out of college,

549
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,700
you've never held a job.

550
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:24,967
Hey, look it's a dog.

551
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Doggie!

552
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,767
Oh, he's so cute.

553
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,400
Leave the doggie alone,
he's not our dog.

554
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,533
His name's Oscar.

555
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,500
That's Larry's dog.

556
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:32,967
I wanted to give
this dog to you,

557
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,333
but your mommy doesn't want it.

558
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,976
Don't be silly, you weren't
gonna give him to me.

559
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,100
It's your dog, Larry.

560
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,233
At some point
we're gonna get a dog.

561
00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:42,633
Daddy and I were talking, but...

562
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,700
Oh, he's such a good dog.

563
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:44,967
Not this dog.

564
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,233
We'll go look for a dog
some place else.

565
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:49,633
Why go look for one
when there's one right here?

566
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,700
Yeah.

567
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,000
Please?

568
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,433
Please?

569
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:56,400
Okay, okay, alright.

570
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,667
Here you go, boys.

571
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,533
Let's go. Cool.

572
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:00,733
Hey, hey, what do you say?

573
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:01,733
( Boys ) thank you!

574
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,800
You're welcome.

575
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:06,567
He sleeps on my bed.

576
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,333
Enjoy.

577
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,200
Oh, shit.

578
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,433
You sick fuck, Larry David!

579
00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:37,633
What the fuck do you
think you're doing

580
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,167
getting my kid drunk?!

581
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,066
Drunk, what are you
talking about?

582
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,967
She's slurring her words,
she's bumping into things.

583
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,967
She stinks like a fuckin' wino!

584
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,167
Oh, I poured some of your...
I had poured some wine.

585
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:56,933
Oh, she must have accidentally,
a seven-year-old kid,

586
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,066
drank some wine?

587
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,800
It was a, the glasses got...

588
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,667
Do I look like a fucking idiot,
that I'm gon believe you?

589
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,500
You got her drunk and you stole
the fucking dog, alright?!

590
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,133
No, she told me
I could have the dog.

591
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,767
She told you
you could take the dog

592
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,900
after you got her
all fucked up on alcohol.

593
00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:14,333
All liquored up.

594
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,133
I thought she had
a speech impediment.

595
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,600
You've known the kid
since she was born,

596
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:21,967
and she suddenly develops
a speech impediment.

597
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,867
That's what was
so puzzling to me.

598
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,066
Oh, listen, you four-eyed fuck.

599
00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:26,267
You stole the dog!

600
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:29,867
She's at home hysterical
that her dog is gone!

601
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,300
I don't know
what you did to him.

602
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:34,300
Maybe you brought him for some
animal testing or something,

603
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:37,433
you sicko fucko asshole.

604
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:41,500
Get me the fucking dog!

605
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,533
First of all,

606
00:22:57,567 --> 00:23:02,067
I just want to thank you
for dinner the other night.

607
00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:08,533
I don't know what got into me.

608
00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:11,367
I was so wrong about that.

609
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,467
You're married, you're a couple.

610
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,800
Of course you get thanked.

611
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,900
It's a 50/50 thing.

612
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,600
So, what if he works
and you don't?

613
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,267
That has nothing to do with it.

614
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,167
You're a housewife,
you raise the kids.

615
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,667
You've got kids,
that's a full time job.

616
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,700
And you deserve a thank you.

617
00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:30,933
And I was dead wrong.

618
00:23:30,967 --> 00:23:33,267
And I'm sorry.

619
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,800
Thank you.

620
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,133
I...

621
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,767
That's great.

622
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,700
That wasn't easy to do
and I really do appreciate it.

623
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:46,500
You know what, once
I realized the situation

624
00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:49,333
and how wrong I was,
it was easy to do.

625
00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:52,200
I'm very, I am impressed.

626
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:56,900
And listen, when you're wrong,
you're wrong, you know?

627
00:23:56,933 --> 00:23:59,400
I just didn't, but thank you.

628
00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:02,900
Good, good.

629
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,500
How's the dog working out?

630
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:08,500
The dog is actually great.

631
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:09,333
Really?

632
00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,733
Yeah, the kids are loving him.

633
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,800
They're loving him,
he's sweet as can be.

634
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,873
And well trained, just like
you said, he's terrific.

635
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,500
I'll tell you why I'm asking,

636
00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:20,567
because something's
come up and...

637
00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:27,067
The owner of the dog,
actually wants the dog back.

638
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:30,167
I just left her, and...

639
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,333
Her kid's pretty
broken up about it.

640
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:36,200
What do you mean,
what do you mean?

641
00:24:36,233 --> 00:24:40,567
Well, it's a long story,
but when her daughter told me

642
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,733
I could have the dog.

643
00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:44,367
She was quite drunk at
the time, unbeknownst to me.

644
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,067
She's drunk,
how old is this girl?

645
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,900
Seven.

646
00:24:47,933 --> 00:24:49,600
Anyway.

647
00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,633
So, when she said
I could have the dog

648
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,243
she wasn't in her...
Didn't have all of her senses.

649
00:24:53,267 --> 00:24:54,467
Alright, okay, okay.

650
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,567
Alright, so now I understand.

651
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,100
So that's why you're here.

652
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,433
No, I came to thank you
for dinner.

653
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:04,067
God, I just knew it, I knew it.

654
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,400
And as long as I'm here
I'll take the dog.

655
00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:08,833
As long as you happen to be
here, you'll take the dog back.

656
00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:10,233
What are you, sick?

657
00:25:10,267 --> 00:25:13,167
I'm only asking,
I really need it.

658
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,409
I mean, she wants the dog back.

659
00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:16,367
It's her dog, it is her dog.

660
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,643
No, it's not her dog
anymore, Larry,

661
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:19,100
because you brought it here.

662
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:20,776
You've had it for a half hour
so, you think it's your dog?

663
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,066
You know what, it's not
going to happen.

664
00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:24,066
Oscey.

665
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:26,900
Just get, leave,
leave right now.

666
00:25:26,933 --> 00:25:29,067
Leave or I am
calling the police.

667
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:29,900
I'm sorry.

668
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:30,667
You're not giving me the dog?

669
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,433
No, I am not.

670
00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:32,767
I'm not giving you my dog.

671
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,409
Well, you're really gonna
disappoint a little girl.

672
00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:38,467
Well, Larry, you go back and
tell her to have another drink.

673
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,600
Because she's not
getting her dog back, okay?

674
00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:43,333
Okay, I take back
my thank you, by the way.

675
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,066
The one that you never
actually gave me anyway.

676
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,300
Okay, bye, Larry.

677
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,067
B'bye, now, b'bye, now!

678
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,567
You can leave now.

679
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,100
You can do it right now because
I will be calling the police.

680
00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:54,933
Go, b'bye.

681
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,200
I have to go walk my dog.

682
00:25:57,233 --> 00:26:00,367
Then I'm gonna have him
do a little fetching for me.

683
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,867
We might hop into the pool.

684
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,533
Bye, Larry.

685
00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:06,333
Bye, no, keep going.

686
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:08,167
Keep going, leave!

687
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,600
Oscar, Oscar!

688
00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:12,300
Good boy!

689
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:15,533
Oscar, you come back!

690
00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:18,167
Larry, you piece of shit!

691
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,933
Thank you, thank you very much!

692
00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:27,933
( Car alarm )

693
00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,500
What's going on?

694
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,233
Why'd you bring the dog back?

695
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,600
( Car alarm )

696
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:17,067
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