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So, I've given up red meat.

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Really?

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Yep, no more red meat for me.

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Good for you.

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That's it, I'm done.

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How come you're doing that?

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No reason.

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What do you mean no reason,
you got to have a reason.

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No, no reason.

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What do you care?

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Hey, schmuck face,
you can't just say

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you're giving up red meat,

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there has to be some
motivation behind it.

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No reason.

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Gonna invest in the restaurant?

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Gonna come
to the meeting tomorrow?

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I don't know,
I'm thinking about it.

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Alright.

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Ted Danson's doing it.

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Really? Yeah.

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Is that so? Michael York.

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Yeah, a couple other people.

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Got the manager and the
assistant manager from Gus's.

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You think
it's a good investment?

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Oh, it's a great investment.

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It's great fun.

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It could be fun, couldn't it?

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Great fun, come on.

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I'll bet that's true,
I'll bet that's true.

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Yeah.

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You know.

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Hey!

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Hey buddy, what's the deal?

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What are you talking about?

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Did you throw something
in my garbage can?

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I threw garbage
in your garbage can.

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Yeah, that's my garbage can.

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So, it's garbage.

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I appreciate it
if you wouldn't do that.

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Doesn't garbage belong
in a garbage can?

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Yeah, my garbage belongs
in my garbage can.

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Your garbage belongs
in your garbage can, okay?

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Well, what's the difference?

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The difference?

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It's mine.

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Your can's not full,
I don't get it.

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Next guy I see throwing
garbage in there,

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I'm gonna kick his ass.

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I'll give that message
to the next guy.

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You think I'm kidding?

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No, I believe you.

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I'm gonna tell the next guy.

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Yeah, you do that.

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Hi, Barbara.

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Hi, nice to see you.

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Yeah, hi, how you doing?

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Hi.

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Ready to go?

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Yeah.

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Lar, do you want
some, um, coffee?

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Oh, no, no,
we're gonna get going.

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Okay.

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So, how's everything going?

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Well, you know, horrible.

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Horrible, yeah.

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I'm gonna get the catalogs.

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Great, thank you. And
I'll be right back, okay?

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How's everything?

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Good.

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I mean, she's talked
about Chet the whole time.

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Did you ask her about
the picture frame?

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No.

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How can I ask her
about the picture?

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She's been like that
all afternoon.

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I mean, I don't know
what to do about this thing.

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You gave her this picture,
you know, five months ago,

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all she's got to do is
get a frame on it, and, and...

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Alright, I'll ask her.

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Her husband's been dead
for four months now, I mean...

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I'll bring it up before we go.

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Okay, I think,
yeah, these are the ones.

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Great, oh, thank you.

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Right? Right, exactly.

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Yeah. Isn't that nice?

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But then just to show you
something different.

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Boy, I love this shirt.

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Isn't that a great picture?

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Oh.

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That is exactly the kind
of shirt that I would wear,

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don't you think?

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Mm-hmm.

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Did you take that here?

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Yeah, it was just right
in the backyard.

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I mean, doesn't
he look healthy, Larry?

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Do you know where he got this?

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I don't remember.

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No idea?

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I just, I don't remember.

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I love that picture.

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( Cheryl ) it's nice.

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Could it have been,
could it have been the mall

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or the promenade?

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No, but I'll...

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Think about it.

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So, you... okay.

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Well, thank you for lunch.

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That was really great.

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Was it in Santa Monica?

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I don't know.

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You don't know.

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You don't know, okay, alright.

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It's just it's such
a great looking shirt.

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It's caruso's,
yeah, it was caruso's.

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On Wilshire boulevard,
yes, of course!

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Caruso's, great.
That's a nice picture.

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I love it.

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Alright, well,
we're gonna take off.

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I'm gonna stop off at caruso's

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and get that shirt, I think.

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I wonder if it comes
in any other colors.

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See you.

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And just wanted to check in
about the frame,

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the picture that
you were gonna frame.

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Yeah.

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How's that going?

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I don't know.

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Okay, 'cause it's kind of been
like five months, you know?

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And we were just wondering.

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My husband dropped dead.

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Yeah, that was four months ago.

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Okay.

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You know, there was
just some details

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that I had
to take care of, right?

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You know what, if you...

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God forbid it should
ever happen to you, Cheryl.

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I don't think you would
be thinking about...

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She'd be dancing around
the trevi fountains in Rome,

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I think if... that's just a joke.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just not ready
to have a sense of humor

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about this, you know?

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I understand, I'm sorry,
you take care.

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Thank you for the lunch
and the catalogs.

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Yeah.

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So, what's the name
of this place, anyway?

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Bobo's.

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Bobo's?

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I like that.

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Ted.

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Jeff, hey.

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Are you in on this, too?

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What are you doing?

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You're throwing
your money away on this?

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Why not, why not?

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Really?

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Ever done anything like this?

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I once invested
in a whore house.

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I made a fortune on that place.

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How are you?

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I'm great, man, I'm great.

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How's Mary doing?

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Oh, she's good.

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She's in Australia
shooting that film still.

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Which is too bad,
because she's going crazy.

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She's missing Jill's birthday.

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Which reminds me,
a week from Sunday,

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the birthday party for Jill.

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I'm all over it.

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You're coming.

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All set.

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Alright, here's
the embarrassing part,

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we promised her a "wizard
of oz" kind of party thing.

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So, I'm going to do a scarecrow.

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If I got you the costume,
would you do, I don't know,

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one of them, the lion?

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Lion, sure.

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Him, well, I do
an unbelievable lion.

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Well, I got to do the lion,
though, seriously, though.

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Let me do the lion,
you will not regret it.

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A fat tin man?

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I won't come
if I have to do the tin man.

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Let him do it.

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You can be the lion.

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I'll be the fat tin man
that'll disappoint children.

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What are you
gonna do for Dorothy?

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What about Cheryl,
would she come?

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Cheryl could do Dorothy.

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She would love to.

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Great, thank you.

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I'll get the costumes and every,
this is really nice.

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Yeah, you like this?

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You got great taste,
where'd you get it?

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I got it, actually
I saw a dead guy's picture.

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Everybody, Larry David.

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Hey, Michael York,
how you doing?

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Glad to meet you.

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Michael's here
to class up our act.

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Lou dimagio.

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Hello, how are you doing?

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Nice to meet you, Larry.

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Pleasure to meet you.

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I'll be managing the restaurant.

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Jim swenson.

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Hi, Jim, oh, you were
the manager of Gus's.

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Yes, I was.

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Theresa nakamora.

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Hello, hi, Theresa.

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I was at Gus's, too.

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Let's sit, let's sit.

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I don't know if I'm gonna
come in on this.

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It sounds intriguing,
I have to say.

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We have a very
exciting place here,

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the location is perfect.

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And we got great ideas
for a new restaurant

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that it's going to be a hit.

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Well, I know one thing,
I will not be giving

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you people any money
if you serve kabobs.

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You're kidding, right?

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No, I'm not kidding.

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I don't think we have kabobs.

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Why are you a kabobaphobe?

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I just can't stand kabobs.

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"Kabobaphobe"?

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Have you had a bad experience
with kabobs, what happened?

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Just when you're putting
them off the stick.

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I'm a little afraid
of the stick, frankly.

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No kabobs.

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Oh, how about this,
how about this idea?

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I feel that you can never
get a waiter's attention.

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So, I'm suggesting
that every table

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should have a bell on it.

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And so, when you want the
waiter, you just ring a bell...

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Well, what if like
three or four people

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are ringing the thing at once?

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Like, how does
their waiter know...

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Well, first of all, every waiter
could have their own tone.

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So, you can identify.

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So, when the waiter hears
ding, ding, ding,

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they know it's him.

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And if then if it's ding,
ding, ding, a lower tone...

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A bell?

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They would answer to a bell
like a pavlovian dog?

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It's like a Butler,
it's like a Butler bell.

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Exactly, I'm surprised
you're not on board with that,

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it's english,
it's a Butler bell.

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Michael York, what do you think?

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I'm so appalled by the idea
that I'm struck dumb.

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Michael, it's a good idea,
think about it.

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What else do you have?

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What are you doing
for the waiters' uniforms?

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We have a very tasteful
white shirt, dark slacks.

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And, name tags.

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No good, huh?

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Oh boy, I think we can
do better than that, no?

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Larry, what do you envision?

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I don't know, I think,
I'll tell you what,

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I'll go shopping for uniforms.

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You'll come with me.

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I am there with you
to keep an eye on things.

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Alright, so give us a choice.

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Yeah, I'll come back
with something

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you'll be very, very happy with.

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Is evebody good with that,
I'm good with that.

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So, you're in charge
of the uniforms, okay.

265
00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:49,066
So, you're in.

266
00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:51,767
Welcome aboard.

267
00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,067
Maybe.

268
00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:00,967
So, we're definitely doing this?

269
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,776
It's right on ocean,
it's in a great location.

270
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,833
They've got a great chef.

271
00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:05,833
They couldn't find
somebody else to invest?

272
00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:07,700
There are tons of
people with money in...

273
00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:10,100
Well, maybe they could,
but I'm lucky I was asked.

274
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,609
I think we should look at it
like a good thing.

275
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:12,600
We can make a lot of money
from this, maybe.

276
00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:14,067
Oh, I hope so.

277
00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,509
But that's not even the point,
it's not even about the money.

278
00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:16,533
What is the point?

279
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,100
You know, we could
hang out there,

280
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,833
people would come in and I'll
walk around and go to a table,

281
00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:23,066
"are you enjoying your meal?"

282
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,767
You're going to walk around?

283
00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,633
This is why you want to do this,
so, you can chat with people?

284
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,600
"How's everything,
are you enjoying it?"

285
00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,900
I thought you didn't
like talking to people.

286
00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:33,900
I don't like talking
to people I know.

287
00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:36,767
But strangers,
I have no problem with.

288
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,900
I think it'll be fun.

289
00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:40,300
I was put in charge of uniforms.

290
00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,133
This is something that
I'm very interested in.

291
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,576
I always wondered, how do
they choose the uniforms?

292
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,700
Who chooses the uniforms?

293
00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,109
Well, I'm going to
choose the uniforms.

294
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,267
I'm going shopping with Jeff

295
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,867
to pick out uniforms
for the waiters.

296
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,233
That's why you want to do this?

297
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:54,133
So, you can pick out
uniforms for...

298
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,567
Well, it's not only uniforms,
you're making other decisions.

299
00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:02,233
I asked about, we're gonna
get sweet potatoes on the menu.

300
00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,843
'Cause you can't get
sweet potatoes anywhere,

301
00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:05,367
haven't you noticed that?

302
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,633
Everybody's noticed that.

303
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,967
I have this great idea
about bells for the table,

304
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,467
because you can
never summon waiters,

305
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,467
they never come
when you want them.

306
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,067
Did you bring this up
at the meeting?

307
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,400
And how did that go over?

308
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,567
I think it went over okay.

309
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,633
They liked that idea?

310
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:18,733
Yeah, I think they did.

311
00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,600
People ringing bells
all over the restaurant?

312
00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,133
Yeah.

313
00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,067
Is that a new shirt?

314
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:27,900
Yeah, this is the shirt that
Chet was wearing in the picture.

315
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,667
At Barbara's house?

316
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,500
I went to caruso's and got it.

317
00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:32,733
They had three left.

318
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,033
Really? Yeah.

319
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,433
You went shopping?

320
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:37,000
I did, I love the shirt.

321
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,567
And Ted Danson liked it, too.

322
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,267
I'm getting a lot
of compliments on it.

323
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,533
It looks good.

324
00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,867
Come on, feel this material,
this is beautiful.

325
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,367
So, Barbara said she's going
to have that frame ready

326
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,367
for us next week.

327
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,367
Oh, good, see?

328
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,367
See?

329
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,700
It paid for me to open my mouth.

330
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,967
And your dentist called

331
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,633
and wants us over
for dinner Saturday.

332
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,100
Dr. bloure?

333
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,167
Yeah.

334
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,400
Wants to have us for dinner?

335
00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:00,633
Yeah.

336
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:04,567
I thought that you'd
know what that meant.

337
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,567
He's my dentist, why is
he calling me for dinner?

338
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,967
I don't know.

339
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,066
Well, what are we gonna
talk about, my teeth?

340
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:14,066
I didn't know what to say,

341
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,533
I thought you guys
talked about it.

342
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,133
No, I never mentioned
anything to him

343
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:18,276
about getting together socially.

344
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,200
I wouldn't mix social
and professional,

345
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,733
that's a terrible combination.

346
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,133
Well, I'm just gonna
tell him that

347
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,100
we're going out of
town or something.

348
00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:28,200
Okay.

349
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,676
Because if we go over
to his house for dinner,

350
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,343
then we're gonna have
invite him someplace,

351
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:33,343
and if we don't invite him
then he's gonna be offended.

352
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:36,067
Then the next time I go there
there's gonna be tension.

353
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,800
I invited you,
why didn't you invite me?

354
00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:38,867
You know what I mean?

355
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,076
We don't want
to get into that game.

356
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,533
Mm-mmm.

357
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,200
I'll need a new dentist soon,
there's no question about it.

358
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:49,467
That's the end of this dentist
for all intents and purposes.

359
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,200
I'm telling you,
it's already ruined,

360
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:54,567
the whole thing, ah,
everybody's got to get together.

361
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,833
Got to get together.

362
00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:57,347
The whole world's
got to get together.

363
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,700
Hey.

364
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,400
How about this?

365
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,133
That's what you want
the waiters to wear?

366
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,167
Yeah, why not?

367
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,467
So, you want the waiters
to dress like you?

368
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,066
Why is that bad?

369
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:15,267
Man, you're out of control.

370
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,500
No, they should walk around
looking like you.

371
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,067
I didn't say that.

372
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,667
What about this?

373
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,800
Hey, what about this?

374
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,167
Come on.

375
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,209
It looks like
a tablecloth, right?

376
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,200
Yeah.

377
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:29,433
Yeah? Yeah.

378
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:32,066
So, the waiters shirts
match the tablecloth.

379
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,867
And?

380
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,433
What do you mean, "and"?

381
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:36,933
That's interesting.

382
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:39,067
Yeah. Interesting?

383
00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:42,800
I'm not finding anything.

384
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,443
We got to get out of here,
there's nothing here.

385
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:46,600
I'm gonna get,
remember that shirt

386
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,609
I was wearing the other day
that Ted Danson really liked?

387
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:49,700
That cream shirt?

388
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:50,767
Yeah, with the black?

389
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,043
I think I'm gonna
get that for him.

390
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,167
That's nice. I got it here.

391
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,400
That's very nice.

392
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,500
I might even get
another one for me.

393
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,500
Why?

394
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:58,933
'Cause I always ruin my shirts.

395
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,100
I stain them and I like it,

396
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,343
it would be good
to have an extra one.

397
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,567
Is it crazy to have
two of the same shirt?

398
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,100
No, it's fine.

399
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,633
You get a stain on it,
you got another one.

400
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:10,700
Excuse me.

401
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,066
Yes, sir?

402
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,143
I don't know if you remember me,
I was in a couple days ago,

403
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,667
I bought that two-tone shirt.

404
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,176
You said you had three
in the basement.

405
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,500
Yeah, the cream and black,
I remember, yeah.

406
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,933
I want to get the other two.

407
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,500
Just give me one second.

408
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,533
Check that out.

409
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,600
Man, she is hot.

410
00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,100
Look at that shirt.

411
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,167
Is that a beauty?

412
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,967
The epaulets,
look at the epaulets.

413
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,233
It's a military shirt.

414
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,600
Yes, exactly,
it's a military shirt.

415
00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:40,709
I don't know where
you're going with this.

416
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,300
Have you ever been
in a mess hall?

417
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,767
No, I've never been
in a mess hall.

418
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,067
Have you ever seen
well-dressed soldiers eating?

419
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,376
No, I've never been
in the military,

420
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,876
okay, well you should
eat in a mess hall.

421
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,043
Have you eaten in a mess hall?

422
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,233
Yes, I have. Really?

423
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,676
Yeah, I've never eaten
in an officers' mess hall.

424
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,100
But I can imagine
that they're all there

425
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,243
in their brilliant uniforms.

426
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:58,066
When were you in the military?

427
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:00,243
Oh, years ago, but that has
nothing to do with anything.

428
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,633
Excuse me.

429
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,867
I don't normally do this,
but I know you from somewhere

430
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,900
and I just can't place it.

431
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:07,467
Uh, Burt bondy.

432
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,066
I think I know you
from the 12:15 spin class

433
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,767
down at the gym.

434
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,767
Burt.

435
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,167
No, I've never taken
a spin class, sorry.

436
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,233
Oh, I'm sorry.

437
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:16,267
Okay.

438
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,300
Are you a friend of bill w.'S,

439
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,500
in the program, a.A.?

440
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:21,909
I think I know you
from there, don't I?

441
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:25,633
No, I wish you did, it sounds
like a nice place to hang out.

442
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,400
What is your name?

443
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:29,500
Larry David.

444
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:32,067
Larry David, Burt bondy.

445
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,700
I know you from the waiting room

446
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:35,167
at the dentist's office.

447
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,233
Dr. bloure, we have
e same dentist.

448
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:42,700
Oh, okay, okay,
yeah, yeah, right.

449
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,533
I don't actually
go to him anymore.

450
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,800
I still see him.

451
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,276
If I run into him
I'll tell him you said hello.

452
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,633
You don't have to.

453
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:50,876
You don't want me to say hello?

454
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,876
It's kind of a trite thing
to say to somebody anyway.

455
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,433
Someone says hello, you know?

456
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,433
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.

457
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:57,567
Oh, very high level.

458
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,600
I got to get there, that's good.

459
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,600
Okay, it was nice meeting you.

460
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,733
Okay, Burt, take care.

461
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,067
Take care.

462
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,133
Burt bondy, what was
that all about?

463
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,376
My dentist invited me
out to dinner,

464
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,676
I'm supposed to be
going there tonight,

465
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,233
and I told him
I was out of town.

466
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,833
Sir?

467
00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:15,233
Last two.

468
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,333
Great.

469
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,400
It's kind of got a little
French quality to it, no?

470
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,867
Yeah, French foreign legion,
maybe, but, no.

471
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,176
Yeah, they might
think we have, like,

472
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,933
scientologists for
wait people or something.

473
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:35,209
Are you kidding me, you don't like
this, is that what you're saying?

474
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,567
Larry, it's horrible.

475
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,567
I look at that and I see
we're serving airline food.

476
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,667
I'm sorry.

477
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,066
Can I show mine? Alright.

478
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,533
Simple, simple, simple.

479
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,467
This is the shirt,
crisp, clean, beautiful.

480
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:54,100
Okay, now, here's where
it all comes together.

481
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,567
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present...

482
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,767
The vest.

483
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,900
A vest, a vest, a Navy vest.

484
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,733
Simple, lovely.

485
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,767
It feels good, it's a vest!

486
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,867
Upscale.

487
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,200
That's very classy, right?

488
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,267
It's along the lines
of what we were talking about.

489
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,300
Applause,
actual applause, mind you.

490
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,433
That's my favorite.

491
00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:15,067
So, everybody like that?

492
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,967
I got you a present.

493
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,633
Oh, look at that.

494
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,600
That's the shirt
you wore in the other day.

495
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,800
That's great, thanks, lar,
that's really sweet of you.

496
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,367
Oh, gee, look at that.

497
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,433
A little rip there.

498
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,733
My god, I'm sorry.

499
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:41,433
Well, just take it back,
I'm sure they'll fix it for you.

500
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:46,800
Uh, couldn't you take it back?

501
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,833
I don't even know
where this store is.

502
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,500
Um...

503
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:55,066
Well, it's on Wilshire
and eighth.

504
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,609
I don't understand,
you want me to take it back?

505
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,066
I just gave you a gift.

506
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,143
You didn't give me a gift,
you gave me a defective shirt.

507
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,076
It's got a hole in it, that's
not a gift, come on, Larry.

508
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,933
I don't own this shirt
anymore, as I see it.

509
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,067
I gave it to you,
it's your responsibility.

510
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,200
It's not the point.

511
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,843
The point is,
if you give somebody a gift,

512
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:11,567
it's supposed to be a gift,
not a problem.

513
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,400
Right, and if you give
somebody a gift,

514
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,676
they're not supposed
to be an ingrate,

515
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,876
they're supposed
to say thank you.

516
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,533
Alright, how about
I give you a gift,

517
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,067
and you have
to pick it up in Seattle.

518
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,467
That's a problem,
it's not a gift.

519
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,509
It's not quite the same thing,
I'm giving you a gift.

520
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,700
It is the same thing, Larry.

521
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,066
I appreciate the gesture,
thank you, but...

522
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,700
Fine, I'll keep the shirt.

523
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,767
Great.

524
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,233
I can use an extra shirt.

525
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,943
I mean, you took a nice thought,
and all of a sudden it's like...

526
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,343
Well, you took
a nice thought, and...

527
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,500
I'm sorry.

528
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,800
Okay, so, we're going with
the blue shirt and the vest?

529
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,900
Thank you, everybody,
I appreciate that.

530
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,767
It just seems like
you're taunting Ted.

531
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,500
I'm not taunting him.

532
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:51,167
Taunting him...

533
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,800
When I buy a new shirt, I like
to wear it a lot, so what?

534
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,343
I didn't think about him
when I put it on.

535
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,433
Okay.

536
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:57,633
Hi.

537
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,867
Hi, Jill, happy birthday!

538
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,066
Hi, Larry.

539
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,800
Hi, Ted, good to see you.

540
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,967
Thanks for coming, Cheryl.

541
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,667
I like your tiara, that's nice.

542
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,300
Fifth birthday,
this is very cool.

543
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,400
So, uh, let's get going,
where's my lion costume?

544
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:12,500
I'm ready.

545
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,066
Actually a change of plans.

546
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,143
You know, I want
Jeff to do the lion.

547
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,167
You are the lion.

548
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,567
Hey, yes.

549
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,133
You can be the tin man.

550
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,133
Dorothy.

551
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,867
Dorothy, please,
thank you, that's great.

552
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,400
Tin man, I don't want to
do the tin man.

553
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:25,809
I have no connection
to the tin man.

554
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,067
I don't even like the tin man.

555
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,600
It's a kid's party,
you'll be fine, lar, really.

556
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,967
Why'd you take me off the lion?

557
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,567
No reason.

558
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,267
No reason, there's
got to be a reason.

559
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,200
Larry, it's a party,
let's lighten up, come on.

560
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,267
You'll be fine.

561
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,167
Is it 'cause of the shirt?

562
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,233
'Cause I wore the shirt?

563
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,400
Because of the shirt, right?

564
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,967
Don't be silly, Larry.

565
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,109
Help me out here, will you?

566
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,200
It's a party.

567
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:48,600
So, have a good time.

568
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,833
If I can't do the lion,
I don't want to do the tin man.

569
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:52,500
I don't like the tin man.

570
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,500
Well, alright, we'll find
someone else, lar.

571
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,643
I'll be right back, sweetheart,

572
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,300
I'm gonna get that
other gift, alright?

573
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,843
Fine, yeah, find somebody else,
that's a good idea.

574
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:01,500
What an a-s-s-h-o-l-e.

575
00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:03,167
Hey! Okay.

576
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,600
What, she's five years old,
she doesn't know how to spell.

577
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:10,267
I'm not gonna do the tin man.

578
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,933
Very close.

579
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:16,700
Oh, the tin man is too good.

580
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,066
Come on, let me hear
you do the voice, do it.

581
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,067
I don't do the voice.

582
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,200
What do you mean?

583
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,400
I don't do impressions.

584
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,133
Well, why'd you say
you can do the lion?

585
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,643
Look at me, I'm the lion,
I don't have to do the voice.

586
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,943
You know what,
he's doing a great job.

587
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,609
Did you see us come down
the yellow brick road?

588
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,733
We're having fun, alright?

589
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500
Larry!

590
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,167
Oh!

591
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,900
Oh, oh, Larry, I'm so sorry.

592
00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:41,267
Oh, my god!

593
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,800
She broke my tee!

594
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,733
She didn't mean to, Larry.

595
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,800
Alright, let's get some ice.

596
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,900
Oh, oh, my shirt!

597
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,967
Larry, we've got
to get you to a dentist.

598
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,567
A dentist? It's Sunday.

599
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,967
They're not open on Sunday.

600
00:19:57,067 --> 00:20:00,033
Well, we'll have
to call Dr. bloure.

601
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,533
Dr. bloure.

602
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,733
Burt bondy.

603
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,600
Maybe I need a little
more novocaine.

604
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,733
No, it's gonna kick in,
it's fine, yeah.

605
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,867
Still a little something,
it's getting there?

606
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,109
A little bit,
yeah, it's getting there.

607
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,767
I feel it getting numb.

608
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,333
Good, let me give it a minute.

609
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:29,233
Anyway, thanks for doing this.

610
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:33,100
I know dentists don't
like to come in on Sundays,

611
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,400
it's like a sacred day.

612
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,200
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
you know?

613
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:38,733
But I appreciate it.

614
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,467
Not a problem.

615
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,533
Happy to do it.

616
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:44,800
Sure missed you last Saturday.

617
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,800
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry.

618
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,876
How did it turn out,
was it good?

619
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,800
Oh, it was nice, but, you know.

620
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,033
Oh, it would've been great.

621
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:52,900
I'm so sorry I couldn't make it.

622
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,067
Did you have a good trip?

623
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,100
Yeah, we went up to sonoma.

624
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,700
My cousin's got
a pear farm up there.

625
00:20:58,733 --> 00:20:59,767
A pear farm?

626
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,800
Yeah, like an orchard, right?

627
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,367
Bartlett pears.

628
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,300
Bartlett, those are...
I like pears.

629
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,967
They're delicious, but all
weekend long, pear after pear.

630
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,209
Pears in everything, sure, sure.

631
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,333
Boy, oh, boy, you know,
I was getting the runs

632
00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:14,567
up there after awhile.

633
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,300
Well, fruit will do that.

634
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,133
I would much rather have been
in your house on Saturday night

635
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,900
than eating pears, believe me.

636
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:22,509
And, you know, it's relatives,
what are you gonna do?

637
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,867
Right, right.

638
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,767
And we visited the cabin where,

639
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,733
uh, Bob bartlett,
who the pear's named after,

640
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:31,100
a guy named Bob bartlett.

641
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,176
I didn't realize the pear
was named after a guy.

642
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,833
In the early part
of the 20th century.

643
00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:35,066
Here in the, here...

644
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,333
Yeah, right here
up in sonoma, Bob bartlett.

645
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,833
And we went to his,
saw his cabin and everything.

646
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:45,333
And he's still got
relatives there, actually.

647
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:46,876
Yeah, and they're still
making a living

648
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,467
off of these pears
for over 100 years now.

649
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,909
Everybody knows
a bartlettear, right?

650
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:55,500
The bartletts are...
They run the town there, yeah.

651
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,700
That's that green pear, right?

652
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,066
No, it's a brown pear.

653
00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:03,267
They start off green,
then they turn brown.

654
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:06,700
I thought that was the bosk
that was the brown.

655
00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:09,066
No, no.

656
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,633
It's the bartlett.

657
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,200
Burt bondy was in this week.

658
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,467
Burt bondy?

659
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,700
Do I know him? I don't know.

660
00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:22,333
He seems to think you do.

661
00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:24,933
Really? Mm-hmm.

662
00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:27,067
I don't think so. Burt bondy.

663
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,733
I think we're ready.

664
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,567
Did she hurt you?

665
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,400
Oh, she tried to, didn't she?

666
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,467
C'mon...

667
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,833
( Door slamming )

668
00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:51,867
Honey?

669
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,300
Yeah.

670
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,800
How did it go?

671
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,066
Look at that.

672
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:03,300
These are supposed
to be temporaries, okay?

673
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:04,633
See the size of these things?

674
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,833
He did it on purpose, bloure.

675
00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:09,367
Because bondy obviously
told him that he ran into me

676
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,500
and I wasn't out of town
and he did this to get even.

677
00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:15,066
Well, they're only temporaries.

678
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,543
Yeah, I know they're
only temporaries,

679
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:19,100
but temporaries aren't supposed
to look like chicklets, okay?

680
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:20,509
Look at this, look at
the size of these things.

681
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,800
Yeah, that's about right.

682
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,733
You don't know what
you're talking about.

683
00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:25,876
I don't think you really know
anything about temporaries.

684
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,300
How do you know?

685
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,609
I can imagine that you know
very little about temporaries.

686
00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,709
Well, I don't want to sit here
and have a conversation

687
00:23:31,733 --> 00:23:32,743
with you about temporaries.

688
00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:33,909
That's what they're
supposed to look like.

689
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:35,409
Oh, like I want to
talk about temporaries.

690
00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:36,867
Did you see what's on?

691
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:40,066
You're just as scared as I am.

692
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:42,066
Oh, wonderful.

693
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:45,066
You know, if you just
would've done the tin man,

694
00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:46,307
none of this would've happened.

695
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,233
Maybe Jill did it
on purpose, too.

696
00:23:48,267 --> 00:23:49,533
You know, that's a possibility.

697
00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:52,767
Well, maybe you shouldn't
have called Ted an asshole.

698
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,933
The shirt, look at this.

699
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:58,733
Fortunately I have
two more upstairs.

700
00:23:58,767 --> 00:24:02,100
The one I bought for Ted,
and I bought an extra one, see?

701
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,367
You know,
it's not funny, Cheryl.

702
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,876
I got hit in the mouth
with a baseball bat.

703
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,800
I'm sorry and I honestly
am concerned about that.

704
00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:11,200
( Doorbell ) who
the hell is that?

705
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,967
Oh, that's Barbara
with the frame.

706
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:19,267
Hey, I'm so sorry,
can I come in?

707
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,133
Yeah.

708
00:24:21,167 --> 00:24:22,333
I am so sorry.

709
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,433
That's an awful thing to happen.

710
00:24:24,467 --> 00:24:25,500
How you doing?

711
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,733
Great.

712
00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,867
Let me see.

713
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,076
Wow, they're big, aren't they?

714
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,867
Yeah, they're very big.

715
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:32,933
They hurt?

716
00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:35,233
No.

717
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,500
I'm so sorry.

718
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:37,733
Yeah, you know what?

719
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:38,909
Can I just give you
a little word of advice?

720
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,200
Yes, anything, absolutely.

721
00:24:40,233 --> 00:24:43,800
Forget the piñata parties, okay?

722
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,776
It's a dangerous game,
you could see what could happen,

723
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,800
you got kids swinging
baseball bats around,

724
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,533
and even if
the candy comes down,

725
00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:52,067
then you've got these vultures
coming and getting candy,

726
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,367
stuffing it in their pocket,

727
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,200
killing each other
to get to the candy.

728
00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:57,233
It's a crazy, crazy game,
it's dangerous.

729
00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,676
I don't know how
the spaniards do it.

730
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,467
How long have they been
doing this piñata?

731
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,167
Not one Spanish person has
figured out that the piñata

732
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,300
is a sick fucking game?

733
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,667
I hope you know Jill
did not do that on purpose.

734
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:12,300
Really, she feels
terrible about it.

735
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,667
You shouldn't have called me
an asshole in front of her,

736
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,100
but...

737
00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:17,433
She's a pretty good speller.

738
00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:18,533
Yeah.

739
00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,233
Five years old,
she can spell asshole.

740
00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:21,833
That's pretty good.

741
00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,500
Hey, you know what,
on the way up here,

742
00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:26,133
I was thinking,
I would like that shirt.

743
00:25:26,167 --> 00:25:27,767
I'll take it
and I'll exchange it.

744
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,367
It was a great gift.

745
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,300
You can't exchange anymore,
they're out.

746
00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:32,433
There's no more left.

747
00:25:32,467 --> 00:25:33,600
Oh, it doesn't matter.

748
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,800
I can take it to a shirt guy,
he'll fix it.

749
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:38,200
This one's ruined,
as you can see.

750
00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:43,500
And I was kind of planning
on keeping the other one.

751
00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:45,333
The one you gave me?

752
00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,567
The one you gave back to me.

753
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,066
I only gave it back to you

754
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:51,376
because you were being rude
about me having to exchange it.

755
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,833
Well, you still, nevertheless,

756
00:25:52,867 --> 00:25:55,533
didn't accept my gracious gift,
and you gave it back to me,

757
00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:56,900
why are you doing this?

758
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:59,067
Every time we get together
we push and pull like this.

759
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,576
You should have kept the shirt
in the first place, you...

760
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,633
Larry, Larry!

761
00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,067
I'm trying to watch
"the wizard of oz".

762
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,267
You just said you have
two shirts upstairs.

763
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:10,267
Go upstairs, give Ted his shirt,

764
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,267
and you'll have one
for yourself.

765
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,400
Hi, Ted.

766
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,733
You got two shirts?

767
00:26:23,867 --> 00:26:25,733
Well, I bought an extra one.

768
00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:40,867
* somewhere over the rainbow *

769
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,067
( Larry ) hey.

770
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:46,700
Just put it down.

771
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:54,733
* there's a land that I heard of
once in a lullaby *

772
00:26:56,733 --> 00:27:00,233
* somewhere over the rainbow *

773
00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:03,267
( doorbell ) oh, that's Barbara.

774
00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:08,267
So, the restaurant, you in?

775
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,133
Yeah, I'm going in
for the same amount as you.

776
00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:12,967
Yeah?

777
00:27:13,067 --> 00:27:14,067
Yeah, you got a problem?

778
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,467
No.

779
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,500
Is that alright?

780
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:17,667
Yeah. Yeah?

781
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,433
Okay.

782
00:27:19,467 --> 00:27:21,066
Alright, that looks great.

783
00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:22,576
Yeah, I thought it
came out really well.

784
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,767
It really did.

785
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,133
Yeah, I'm sorry it took,
you know, such a long time.

786
00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,909
It's just, you know,
with Chet and, you understand.

787
00:27:27,933 --> 00:27:29,900
I know, I know.

788
00:27:29,933 --> 00:27:33,200
Yeah, that looks good.

789
00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:34,676
Oh, we're watching
"the wizard of oz".

790
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,900
You want to come back?

791
00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:38,567
Come on.

792
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:44,267
* oh, why can't I

793
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,367
come on in, have a seat.

794
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,100
Barbara, do you know Ted?

795
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,133
Hi.

796
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,066
Oh, my god, oh.

797
00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:54,233
This was our movie.

798
00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:55,667
Chet loved this song.

799
00:27:55,700 --> 00:28:02,333
* if happy little bluebirds fly
beyond the rainbow *

800
00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:04,067
Chet's shirt.

801
00:28:05,067 --> 00:28:09,300
( Sobbing )

802
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,167
No, no!

803
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,500
( Male ) hey, asshole!

804
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:58,267
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home box office

805
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:03,100
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entertainment company, l.P.

806
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:11,133
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807
00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:21,167
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