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( Female ) okay, uh,
here's the thing.

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I just,

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I just don't want to
do this show.

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I just don't want to
do it anymore.

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I've lost enthusiasm for it.

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I just don't
feel jazzed about it,

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and, um, I've kind of had it.

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So let's just
walk away from this.

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It's just too much of a headache

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and I'm utterly exhausted, okay?

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I can't believe
you're saying that,

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'cause it's such a great idea.

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It's a great idea.

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No, no, I know, Jeff,
I know it's a great idea.

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That's not what the issue is.

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Now, the problem,
quite honestly,

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has been you, Larry.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's just been
a fiasco from start to finish.

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The trouble seems to be
following you.

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He's a victim of circumstance.

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Okay, it's his not being
a victim of circumstance, guys,

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and, you know,

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lar, come on.

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This has been a joke,
it's been too much.

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I don't know what to say,

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I'm sorry that you
feel that way.

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It's a shame
'cause everyone loves it.

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Yeah, everyone loves it.

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Right, exactly.

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It's what's gone on after
that's been the problem, but...

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If we were to continue,

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where would we even go
at this point?

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Where would we even go?

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What are our choices here, CBS?

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Fox?

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( Larry ) no, not fox, I
don't like their politics.

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CBS is where I'd like
to go with it, CBS.

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What do you say?
Come on, we'll do CBS...

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It's just that it's tiring.

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This has been tiring.

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( Jeff ) he's gonna do
it all, from now on.

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He will do it all.

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At the next meeting, you don't
even have to say a word,

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I'll pitch the whole show, okay?

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Really?

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You don't even have to show up
and I'll sell it.

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Just divorce yourself
from the whole thing

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until there's a script
in front of you, okay?

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You are gonna do all of it?

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I will do the whole thing.

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The whole pitch.

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Yeah, the whole pitch.

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Come on, one more shot.

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Oh, my god, alright, CBS.

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CBS.

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Well...

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That was a little dicey, huh?

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Yeah, you know,
I knew we had them.

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Did you?

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Yeah.

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They needed reassurance,
I think, right?

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They needed reassurance,
that's completely what it was.

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Don't stare, come on.

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Oh my god, look at that.

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I just read about that
in the paper.

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It's called
"Scarlet letter punishment".

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"Scarlet letter punishment"?

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Poor guy.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Larry!

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Hey, Rick, how you doing?

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Good! Good.

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You know that guy?

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He works at the restaurant

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in your hotel.

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The "w" hotel.

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Why didn't you say
hello to him, you know him.

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I know, he wanted
to do a stop and chat.

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I didn't want to do
a stop and chat.

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"Stop and chat?"

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Where do you come up with these
things, "stop and chat?"

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He wanted to stop
and chat with me

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and I don't know him well enough
for a stop and chat.

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Hi, how are you? Nice to see
you too, take care, bye.

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No, it's more than that.

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For him all I need to do
is just say hello, and...

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You know what?
That was kind of rude.

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That was not rude.

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I don't have to do
a stop and chat with him.

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You always have these rules
and the phrasings,

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stop and chat.

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Larry, would you like to help us
stuff some envelopes?

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Um, no.

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( Sarcastically ) really?

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That shocks me.

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Ooh, guess who I'm going to see.

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Who?

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Kim.

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Kim nails or Kim psychic?

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Kim psychic.

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What?

103
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Yes, I'm so excited.

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You're going back
to that psychic?

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Yeah, to Kim.

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I kept calling and finally

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she said that somebody
cancelled their appointment, so.

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Last time she was dead on.

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Oh, she's great.

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Oh, yeah.

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She told Cheryl that I was gonna
get a hole in one in golf,

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and I got a hole in one.

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Wow, now that's amazing,
she's almost magical.

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She also told Cheryl that I was
gonna have a bad time in Hawaii,

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which I did, but, you know...

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( Cheryl ) but that wasn't so...

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Only you could
have a bad time in Hawaii.

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Yeah, anybody could've
predicted that.

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And she said that one of my friends
was gonna get pregnant, Carrie,

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and she even said the name
and she's pregnant

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and she's gonna have a baby
and they're so happy.

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I mean, it's unbelievable.

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( Cheryl ) how weird is that?

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She's spooky.

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You know what I like about her?

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She even, like stuff that's bad,

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she doesn't hold back.

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She'll tell you.

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'Cause, you know,
a lot of psychics,

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they hold back on the bad stuff.

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Who's gonna pay to hear
a bunch of bad shit?

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Nobody want to hear that.

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Do you believe this?

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What the hell are they doing?

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Putt it.

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Every hole,

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they line up putts,
from the front, from the back.

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They walk around.

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What are they playing,
for thousands of dollars?

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I know.

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I've got a five-hour round here.

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We're fine.

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We're fine?

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Enjoy yourself. I
can't enjoy myself.

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They can't
feel your tension, okay?

146
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You're just all wired up.

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You know what? I got a masseuse.

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This weekend you're gonna
see her, my treat.

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You're just all tense.

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You need to relax,
'cause golf doesn't relax you.

151
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How can you relax if these guys
take a year like this?

152
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Well, you're right, so?

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My treat.

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Hey, sorry about this,
they're taking a year up there.

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No problem,
don't worry about it.

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I'm telling you...

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Alright, fine, I'll get it.

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( Larry ) finally, they're done.

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I can't hit
in front of an audience.

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You know, I just can't,
I just can't.

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( Female ) oh, right
there, what's that?

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( Larry ) that's a bad spot.

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Yeah, let's try to breathe
through it, okay, together?

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( Loud breathing )

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Is that better?

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Nah, not really.

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You know, sometimes
the body has a memory

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and it holds on to traumatic
events from our childhood.

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And do you think this
might relate to anything

170
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that may have happened to you?

171
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Well, my mother did throw me
against a brick wall

172
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when I was an infant, maybe...

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Really?

174
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Yeah.

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I didn't get hurt at all.

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Wow.

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And have you ever talked to her
about this, maybe?

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Yeah, I've mentioned it to her
a couple of times.

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She's okay with that?

180
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Yeah, she said
I was a little prick.

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How's your chi?

182
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It's good, it's delicious chi.

183
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The whole body does better when
there's no blockages anywhere.

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I feel it.

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Alright.

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Yeah? Mm-hmm.

187
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Would you like me
to finish you off?

188
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How?

189
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Well, oh, okay.

190
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Pah, pah...

191
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Hot...

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Stop, stop.

193
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Stop, stop.

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Stop?

195
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Stop.

196
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Are you okay?

197
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I'm just saying if
he gets Sarah Jessica Parker

198
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to do a guest shot on our show,
it would be great.

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Hey, Mike.

200
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Hey, how are you, man?

201
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Good to see you.

202
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Good to see you.

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Absolutely, absolutely,
what's going on?

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Is this, uh...

205
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What's going on?

206
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What's going on?

207
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What in the god's name
is wrong with you?

208
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You're nuts, you're nuts.

209
00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:54,967
You want me to wait outside?

210
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No, I don't want you
to wait outside.

211
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I want you to hear this, okay?

212
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Okay.

213
00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:01,967
He sends me to a masseuse

214
00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:06,066
and, you know, after
45 minutes I'm on my back,

215
00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,709
she says, "do you want me
to finish you off?"

216
00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:11,066
And I go, "well, okay".

217
00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,943
I don't know what the hell
she's talking about!

218
00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:15,343
I think she's gonna work some more
on my neck and that's gonna be it!

219
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Then she puts her hand
under the sheets

220
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and starts, you know,
pumping away.

221
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Wait a minute, are you
messing around with me?

222
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No, I didn't know
what she was talking about.

223
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Is this a gag?

224
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'Cause my character on my show
goes to a masseuse

225
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who wants to give him
a happy ending.

226
00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,567
That happened on your show?

227
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You don't watch my show?

228
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You don't?

229
00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:33,367
No.

230
00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,600
Oh.

231
00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:36,467
Put my foot
in my mouth, alright.

232
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,776
I'm sorry, how's the show going?

233
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You don't watch it,
why do you care?

234
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I'm just making conversation.

235
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I know you are.

236
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That's why I'm not
throwing it back your way.

237
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Did you enjoy it?

238
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I stopped it.

239
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What do you mean you stopped it?
Who stops a whack off?

240
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I stopped it after 12 pumps.

241
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,667
No wonder you're still uptight.

242
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,533
You either do zero pumps
or, like, a thousand pumps.

243
00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,467
I don't know how I did it.

244
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How did you do that?
What did you summon?

245
00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:02,633
I don't know,
I don't know how I did it.

246
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,233
If I stopped at 12 pumps,
I would tell my wife.

247
00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:07,933
I'd go home that night and say,
"honey, I was getting a massage

248
00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:10,333
and I took 12 pumps and I
stopped, 'cause I love you."

249
00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,733
I will never ever,
ever tell her.

250
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,476
And, you know what,
if your wife ever finds out,

251
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,167
you're a noble man,
you made it stop.

252
00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,300
She's not gonna find out,
don't worry about it.

253
00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,333
Alright.

254
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:22,367
Oh, my god.

255
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,100
She's got an appointment
with that, um...

256
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That psychic today.

257
00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,733
The hole in one psychic?

258
00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:30,867
I told you about that?

259
00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,367
Yeah.

260
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,476
The psychic told his wife that
he was gonna hit a hole in one,

261
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and he did.

262
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Is it possible that a psychic
could know something like that?

263
00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,500
She knew hole in one.

264
00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,709
You better stop her from going.

265
00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:41,733
Larry, good seeing you.

266
00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:42,967
Good to see you, Mike.

267
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,833
Don't forget about
the CBS meeting.

268
00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:47,867
CBS, today, yeah, I'll see
you there, don't be late.

269
00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,276
Hey, she's great,
do you want her number?

270
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,767
Absolutely.

271
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,800
Absolutely.

272
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,066
Cheryl?

273
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,100
Yes, I'm up here!

274
00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,300
Hi. Hi.

275
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,633
How was your massage?

276
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,933
Good.

277
00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,200
Good, guess what?

278
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,633
I have made plans
for us tonight.

279
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,367
We're gonna celebrate
your CBS deal.

280
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,667
It's not even...

281
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,233
Listen, I have a limo
that's gonna pick us up.

282
00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:15,567
It's gonna take us to moho
for dinner at the "w" hotel.

283
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,076
And then if we're,
you know, feeling frisky,

284
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,109
then we can stay all night,
we can do whatever we want to.

285
00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:22,800
I saw that guy who manages
the place, Rick crane,

286
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,733
I ran into him
on the street the other day

287
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,933
and I didn't do a stop and chat.

288
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:30,267
He wanted to stop and talk
and I just kept walking,

289
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,900
but I said hello, but...

290
00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:33,933
Why didn't you stop?

291
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,000
It's too awkward and horrible
to do those stop and chats.

292
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,033
Don't worry about it,
I wouldn't worry about it.

293
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:41,643
We're probably not even
gonna run into him.

294
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,233
The deal with CBS,
we have the meeting today.

295
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,967
It's not a done deal
or anything.

296
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
I don't even know...

297
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,673
Oh, come on,
it's as good as done, right?

298
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,633
Have you seen my keys?

299
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,200
I have an appointment
with the psychic.

300
00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,133
I'm actually running late.

301
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,233
Oh, oh, I got them, I got them.

302
00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,300
Alright, well,
I will see you later.

303
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,066
Honey, I got a better idea.

304
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,067
What?

305
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,067
Let's fool around.

306
00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:04,200
Right now?

307
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,767
Listen, I have an appointment.

308
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,500
Forget the psychic,
come on, let's fool around.

309
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,233
It took me a long time
to get this.

310
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,867
No, no, not right now!

311
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,667
No, means no!

312
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,933
God, no, save it for tonight!

313
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,500
Save it for tonight!

314
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:23,667
Larry, no, listen,
I have got to get going.

315
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,367
You're gonna make me late.

316
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,267
I've got a lump and I'm afraid
she's gonna tell you about it!

317
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,833
Do you hear what I'm saying?!

318
00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,833
I'm dying!

319
00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:35,567
( Female ) and that's the name of
the show, "aren't you Evelyn?"

320
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,600
I like the edge of it,
because it's funny,

321
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,500
but it's a little quirky, too.

322
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,167
This is all Larry's idea,
by the way.

323
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,733
He came to my office
and pitched it,

324
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,600
and I immediately
just thought it was superb

325
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:49,467
and, um, lar, hello?

326
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,067
Hello? We're pitching.

327
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,500
Yes, so.

328
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,633
Did she offer you coffee
or water or something?

329
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,400
Oh, she did, I don't want any,

330
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,809
but perhaps
you'd like an Espresso?

331
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,467
We can make you a latte here.

332
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,067
I'm okay, thank you.

333
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,300
Alright.

334
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,500
You know, the thing that's hard,

335
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:10,833
about having been
on a successful show

336
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:13,633
is, um...

337
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,733
is that, you know, it's great,

338
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,167
but everybody
identifies me with Elaine.

339
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,833
Okay, so, for instance,

340
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,333
recently, I was skiing
with my family in Jackson hole.

341
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:29,933
And I was wearing
the helmet, the goggles,

342
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,733
the big, baggy clothes, covered
in snow, blah, blah, blah...

343
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,066
Oh, I see your husband, Larry.

344
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,233
Yeah, he getting a massage.

345
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:41,633
Right.

346
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,066
Oh, he getting more
than just a massage.

347
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:47,433
He's very happy.

348
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:53,400
Yeah, he having sex
with her hand!

349
00:12:53,433 --> 00:13:00,600
Oh, she pump 32 times,
then woosh!

350
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:03,067
So, that is an example,
don't you think?

351
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,233
Larry, Larry, isn't that
a good example of, you know,

352
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,433
trying to...

353
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:09,567
Like, um, right,
like, the skiing thing.

354
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,367
Like, when she was skiing, um...

355
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,267
No, no, no,
that's just what I said.

356
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,200
I know, I know, she was skiing
and she had the problem.

357
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,900
No, no, no, I said that, so...

358
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,900
Situations like that are
gonna come up on the show.

359
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:22,967
Just like that.

360
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,800
So, I'm thrilled
that you're here.

361
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,567
I'm a huge fan
of both of you, obviously.

362
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,667
( Julia ) thank you.

363
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,800
And I love your idea,

364
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,733
and we would love
to be in business with you.

365
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:35,767
Great, fantastic!

366
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,400
Talk further about
casting and further, you know...

367
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,367
I've kinda gotta take off,
I'll see you soon.

368
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,800
Thank you.

369
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,066
Nice to see you.

370
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,147
( Male ) we'll be in touch.

371
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,133
How did it go?

372
00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:02,400
Oh, hey, um...

373
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:06,367
It went well, I think, uh...

374
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,733
I think they really
liked the show.

375
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,700
I think, um,
I think they want to do it.

376
00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:15,433
Aren't you gonna ask me
how my appointment went?

377
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:18,433
Oh right, the psychic,
how did it go?

378
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:25,133
Well, I know everything, Larry.

379
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,633
I know what happened.

380
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,533
What happened what do
you mean what happened?

381
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,066
What happened, what happened?

382
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,643
What are you talking about,
did something happen?

383
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,667
Yeah.

384
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,833
What, what happened?

385
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,200
That you're having an affair.

386
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:39,400
I'm not having an affair!

387
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:42,800
I know about it,
she told me about it.

388
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,343
She told you what,
what did she tell you?

389
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,467
That's insane!

390
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,400
She said that you're
having an affair

391
00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,500
with a woman with long, red hair

392
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,933
and a tattoo of a star.

393
00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:54,067
I have not touched another
woman, that's ridiculous.

394
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,567
I'm not having any affair!

395
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,709
You're not having an affair.

396
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:57,867
No.

397
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,633
Why would she make up
a story like that?

398
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,567
I don't know why she would,
maybe she's an anti-semite.

399
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,367
I don't think so.

400
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,667
You don't think so?

401
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,066
Oh, I'm sure there's
some Korean anti-semites.

402
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:11,567
She's not Korean.

403
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,200
She's American.

404
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,367
She's American?

405
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,509
I thought you said
her name was Kim.

406
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:19,300
Her name is Kim.

407
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,867
This is not the point.

408
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,600
The point is that she told me
this whole thing

409
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:24,800
about you having an affair.

410
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,100
She's wrong.

411
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,467
She seemed very sure of it.

412
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,467
No, it's not true,
I'm not having an affair.

413
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,743
I have never touched
another woman.

414
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:40,633
Never ever, ever, ever, ever.

415
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,400
If you were having an affair,

416
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,167
you'd probably lie about it,
wouldn't you?

417
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,133
I would imagine I would.

418
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,567
Then how do I know that
this just isn't a lie?

419
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,433
Because if I just told you
the truth about that,

420
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,027
it means that I'm just
a truthful person

421
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,500
who would tell you
the truth about anything.

422
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,767
No affair, sorry.

423
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,233
Promise.

424
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,309
Who's gonna have an affair with me?
I'm not a cool guy.

425
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,343
You gotta be a cool guy
to do that.

426
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,900
That's true.

427
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,776
I couldn't do that, I wouldn't
know how, what would I do?

428
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,767
I don't know,
you would not be good at it.

429
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,433
It took me six months
to even put a move on you.

430
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,200
I know.

431
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,133
She didn't say anything
about my health, right?

432
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,967
No, no.

433
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,500
Come on.

434
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,833
Seriously.

435
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,633
I know, 'cause I had this
whole night planned for us...

436
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,500
We're still gonna
have a great night.

437
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,200
Come on, I want to,
we're gonna celebrate.

438
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,533
I got the thing, CBS, come on!

439
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,800
I know, I know.

440
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,467
Oh, come on, don't listen
to this nonsense.

441
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,467
Thank you.

442
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,733
You're very welcome.

443
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,933
Oh, you don't have to
do that, I got it.

444
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,667
I got it, it's my job.

445
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,066
Um, so what are you gonna,
what are you gonna do now?

446
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,200
I'll be in the car.

447
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,633
You're waiting in the car?

448
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,066
I'll be waiting in the car,
I'll wait for you.

449
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,933
Okay, we'll be a couple
of hours, I guess.

450
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,067
That's great.

451
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,167
Is that alright?

452
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,700
That's fine,
that's how it works.

453
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,533
You guys enjoy your meal.

454
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:11,833
Great, we're going to.

455
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,066
You'll be alright here
and everything?

456
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,067
I'll be fine.

457
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,700
Okay, thank you.

458
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:18,767
Look at the size, why'd you get
a stretch limo? It's gigantic.

459
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,376
'Cause we're celebrating,
that's what people do.

460
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,533
I know, but we could've
got a town car.

461
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,367
But that doesn't
say we're celebrating.

462
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,367
What is this?

463
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,066
A little bit of a line.

464
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,076
I'm not gonna wait for this.

465
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,633
Just wait your turn.

466
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,500
I'm joking,
what's the matter with you?

467
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,200
Yeah, I'm gonna push them
out of the way.

468
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:36,833
Well, you don't know sometimes.

469
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,200
Well, good evening.

470
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:40,133
Hi, so nice to see you.

471
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,933
So glad you could join us.

472
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:43,067
How's it going?

473
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,433
Good.

474
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,967
I'll seat you myself.

475
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,067
Great, great.

476
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,433
Right this way.

477
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,509
I hope this table's
to your liking.

478
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,933
Very good, thank you.
Sure, thank you.

479
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,267
My pleasure.

480
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,933
A little chilly in here, no?

481
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,867
Yeah, isn't it.

482
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,433
This is lovely.

483
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,767
Did you hear this guy?

484
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,066
Huh?

485
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,267
Have you been catching on
what's going on here?

486
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,467
What's going on here?

487
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,333
With this guy, what's going on?

488
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,433
He's been completely
snubbing me.

489
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:19,367
It's not even subtle,
it's ridiculous.

490
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,533
Thank you.

491
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,167
Hi, I'll be back
for your drink order.

492
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,400
Okay, thanks.

493
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,367
You gotta stop
and talk to people,

494
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,333
like there's so much
information to exchange.

495
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,400
"Hello, how you doing?"

496
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,667
"How are you?" "good."

497
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,300
"How's it going with you?"
"good, uh-huh."

498
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,267
"Oh, okay, well, take it easy."

499
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,767
Are you gonna get an appetizer,

500
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,233
or are you just gonna go
straight to the main dish?

501
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,633
I don't know.

502
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,276
So what are we gonna do
about that driver,

503
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,509
just let him sit in the car
for the next couple of hours?

504
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,833
That's his night?

505
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,333
That's why he gets paid,
he sits there and waits.

506
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,333
It's not a bad job.

507
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,300
I know.

508
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,876
But, I'm uncomfortable with him just
sitting out there waiting for us.

509
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,533
I feel like I have
to hurry, you know?

510
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,600
Didn't you used to drive a limo?

511
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,333
Did you do waiting?
You had to wait.

512
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,100
Yeah, I know, and I hated it.

513
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:06,267
I've decided that this
is my favorite restaurant.

514
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,500
It's really good, isn't it?

515
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:11,567
The shrimp is so good,
I can't get over it.

516
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,509
Shrimp are great, but I hate
ordering the same thing.

517
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:14,767
What do you mean?

518
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,367
Well, we both got the same dish.

519
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,067
Why?

520
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,943
I wouldn't give you any of mine
if I had something different.

521
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,800
What are we gonna do
about dinner for, um,

522
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,767
what's his name,
Greg, the driver?

523
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,133
Should we buy him dinner?

524
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,800
I don't know what to do.

525
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,667
The limo guy?

526
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,767
Yeah.

527
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,467
How many times are we gonna
talk about Greg?

528
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,667
Oh, he's probably
hungry out there.

529
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,243
Do you think we should
order a dinner for him?

530
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,667
No, I think it's
too late for that.

531
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:44,700
Well, I got some leftovers here.

532
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,933
Maybe I'll just get him
a doggie bag or something.

533
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,633
Is that bad?

534
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,066
I don't have to eat
these two shrimp.

535
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,676
Are you gonna finish that shrimp?
Your last shrimp?

536
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,367
Uh, yes, I am gonna
finish that, thank you.

537
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,800
Boy, I'm almost full already.

538
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,367
And you're a shrimp ahead of me.

539
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,467
What do you think,
are you gonna eat that?

540
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,200
No, I'm gonna give it
to the limo driver.

541
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:15,467
Well, you don't have to,
you want to finish it, go ahead.

542
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,433
No, no, no, I don't want it now.

543
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,600
Go ahead...

544
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,567
No, I'm telling you I'm done.

545
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,100
Hey.

546
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,733
Hey, I got you some food.

547
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,967
Oh, that's great, thanks.

548
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,800
Thank you so much.

549
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,867
Yeah, there's some
shrimp in there and...

550
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,400
Like, leftovers?

551
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,933
Well, there's shrimp, and...

552
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,167
Yeah.

553
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,533
There's some rice in there.

554
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,467
But, I didn't touch
any of the shrimp.

555
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,900
I divided the rice
very carefully.

556
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,700
It's all clean, it's all good.

557
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,300
How am I supposed to eat, there's
no fork, there's no napkin.

558
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,333
I can't eat this.

559
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,967
I'm sorry, I forgot the fork.

560
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,267
I'll go...

561
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,900
I'll go get you
a fork and a napkin.

562
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,233
That'd be great.

563
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,433
Sorry.

564
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,633
That's fine.

565
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,533
We should've got
the guy a dinner.

566
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,476
Give him the leftovers
like that, that was crazy.

567
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,433
He should be happy
that you got him something.

568
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,867
Just sit down, honey.

569
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,333
I gotta get him a fork.

570
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,300
I didn't give him a fork.

571
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,800
You haven't even
eaten your pie yet?

572
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:24,967
No, I'm waiting for you.

573
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,200
Oh, okay.

574
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,233
I'll just give him a fork,
I'll be right back.

575
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,767
You're going back out there?

576
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,633
I gotta give the guy a fork.

577
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:36,100
I'll be right back, okay?
I'll be right back.

578
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,500
Oh, hey, Larry, how's it going?

579
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,967
Oh hey, the food
was sensational.

580
00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:47,133
Excellent.

581
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,933
Yeah, really spectacular.

582
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,900
Wonderful, do you mind telling
me what you got in your pocket?

583
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,500
A pen.

584
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,233
I was thinking
of the other pocket.

585
00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,767
Oh, I got a napkin and a fork.

586
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,600
There's a driver outside.

587
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,133
Pardon me for suggesting this,

588
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:09,300
but it seems like you're walking
out with our silverware.

589
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,333
I am, in a way,
but I'm not stealing it.

590
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,067
I'm just borrowing it
for a minute

591
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,609
and letting him eat his meal,
then I'll come back and get it.

592
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:16,867
We're still having dessert.

593
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,333
I'm just gonna
give him two minutes,

594
00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:19,376
and I'll come back
and get the fork.

595
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400
I call that stealing.

596
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:24,066
Okay, I know what this is about.

597
00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:27,667
You're upset, the other day
when I saw you on the street,

598
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,700
and I didn't do
a little stop and chat,

599
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,433
you know what,
I'm not good at little,

600
00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,400
at artificial small talk,

601
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:35,609
"hello, how are you",
kind of thing.

602
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,143
I don't know what
you're talking about.

603
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,533
Could you wait right there?

604
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,567
What? What are you doing?

605
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,400
I'm gonna call the police.

606
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,933
You'll be appearing at the west
Los Angeles municipal court.

607
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:55,200
Judge katz.

608
00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:56,400
That's a lovely building.

609
00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:57,733
Yeah, you're gonna like that.

610
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,633
If you could
sign right here, please.

611
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:02,067
Alright, I guess in hindsight

612
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,367
I probably should've let the guy
eat with his hands.

613
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,809
That would've been, probably the
better thing to do, don't you think?

614
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,567
Just have him get it
all over his face

615
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,800
and have dogs come up maybe
and lick it off him.

616
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,533
That's really
what I should've done.

617
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,700
Sir, you'll have
every opportunity

618
00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:17,733
to present your case
to judge katz.

619
00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:18,876
The court date is on the back.

620
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:19,900
Okay.

621
00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,200
And you have a good evening.

622
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,700
Yes, you, too,
thank you very much.

623
00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:30,167
Oh, god, oh, the driver.

624
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,066
Shit, I completely forgot.

625
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:34,500
I am so sorry.

626
00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:38,500
I had the fork
and the guy caught me

627
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:41,533
taking the fork
out of the restaurant

628
00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:42,833
and he called the police.

629
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:44,733
I have to go before a judge!

630
00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:47,267
Don't worry about it,
I'm okay, thanks.

631
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,700
Did you eat the food?

632
00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,333
No, I'll get something
on the way home.

633
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,967
Don't worry about it, I'm good.

634
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,433
I'm sorry.

635
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:59,333
So, uh, I'll maybe
call you next week?

636
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,633
That was great, thank you.

637
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,800
Bye.

638
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,433
Excuse me.

639
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:23,133
I'm sorry, I know
this sounds strange.

640
00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:24,200
I just...

641
00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:28,133
Do you have a tattoo of a star?

642
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,900
How did you know that?

643
00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:34,167
Wow, yeah, on my arm,
that's wild.

644
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,333
Cheryl, what are you doing?

645
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,067
Larry?

646
00:24:49,267 --> 00:24:51,043
( Judge ) alright, in the
matter of Larry David,

647
00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:53,167
the record reflect
the presence of Mr. David.

648
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200
This case is
here for sentencing.

649
00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:59,066
Mr. David, you wish to be heard
before I impose sentence on you?

650
00:24:59,067 --> 00:25:00,700
Um, yes, judge katz.

651
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,967
And may I say shabbat shalom.

652
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:08,400
What happened is simply
that I was trying to

653
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,600
bring a fork to a working man,

654
00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:13,800
who was a driver,
a limousine driver,

655
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,143
and he had dinner, but he did not
have a fork to eat the dinner,

656
00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:19,567
so, all I was doing was attempting
to bring him a fork and a napkin

657
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,043
so he wouldn't have to
eat with his hands

658
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:23,933
and get it all over
his face and his clothing,

659
00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:27,900
and, uh, it was only out of
some personal animus

660
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:29,733
that the restaurateur
had toward me

661
00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:31,667
because I ran into him
on the street

662
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,567
and I didn't stop and have
a little chat with him.

663
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,667
I don't like to make little
chit chat on the street.

664
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,333
I like to have a real
conversation with people.

665
00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,900
It's touching what you tell me.

666
00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,067
It seems to me
that there was an indication

667
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,467
that you were gonna do what
you wanted, when you wanted

668
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,667
because you feel
because of your celebrity,

669
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,333
somehow you can do things
without consequences.

670
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:57,567
Mr. David, I need
your help in this.

671
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,100
Obviously, a fine
isn't going to do anything.

672
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,100
It just won't mean anything to
you, you have too much money.

673
00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:05,800
So, what do you
expect this court to do

674
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,200
so that the public understands
that I'm not according you

675
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,067
any special treatment?

676
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:19,200
I could work at the temple
on Saturday mornings,

677
00:26:19,233 --> 00:26:21,533
hand out tallises and yarmulkes.

678
00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,500
And you think this is
a fitting punishment?

679
00:26:23,533 --> 00:26:25,233
Isn't it a joy?

680
00:26:25,267 --> 00:26:27,700
Well, temple can be quite
grueling as you well know.

681
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:32,333
You know, Mr. David,
I've been thinking about this.

682
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,833
And you know what I'm gonna do?

683
00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:38,300
I'm gonna give you a sentence
that will guarantee

684
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:42,700
that you will never,
ever do this again.

685
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,533
( Chattering )

686
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,333
Hi, Larry.

687
00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:10,533
I didn't beat my wife.

688
00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:13,767
How's the shrimp, al?

689
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,100
Are you enjoying the shrimp
from the Chinese restaurant?

690
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,700
Evening.

691
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:32,333
That was a water bottle
in my pants.

692
00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:33,933
A water bottle!

693
00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:36,700
Here's a good question for
"who wants to be a millionaire".

694
00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:38,900
What idiot runs abc?!

695
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:41,533
But I'm not gonna...

696
00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:48,600
Um, it's...

697
00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:54,200
It's a long story.

698
00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:58,567
I was trying to help a driver,
a working man,

699
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,133
so, he wouldn't have to
eat with his hands.

700
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,900
Miss "CBS bigwig."

701
00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:28,667
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