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Hey.

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Good morning.

3
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No.

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Larry, no.

5
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No, what?

6
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What are you talking about?

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Didn't you just wear
that jacket yesterday?

8
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Yeah, I'm wearing
the exact same outfit.

9
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I didn't feel like
going through that

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whole decision process
of picking out an outfit.

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Well, it's awful.

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You know what, I think
it's time to get rid of it.

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What are you talking about?

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What's the matter with it?

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Everything.

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Look at it, it's...

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Maroon.

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Maroon, yeah.

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You think that's a good look?

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Uh, I think it's
a good color for me, yeah.

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Um, hmm, well, it's not.

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So, why don't you
just take it off

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because I'm getting
some clothes together

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for that homeless guy that
hangs out by the gas station.

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Hey, I've had this jacket since
I started doing "Seinfeld".

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Yeah, I believe you.

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This is my show night jacket.

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I wore this on show night.

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Okay, well, great.

30
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But, you know, it's really
time to update...

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Your wardrobe a little,
don't you think?

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Get the hell out of here!

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Listen, listen...

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This will be quick and
painless, there you go.

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( Buzzer )

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Hey. Hey.

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Richard Lewis is in your office.

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Oh, okay.

39
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So, I'm not going to
be around this weekend

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in case you want to get in touch
with me for some reason...

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Where you going?

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I'm going to monterey.

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Oh, that's nice.

44
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Yeah, Cheryl's sister
is getting married.

45
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Becky is getting
married, really?

46
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Yeah, to a Jew.

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Marrying a Jew.

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Really, well...

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So, am I, they make
the best husbands.

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And he's converting.

51
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He's getting baptized
and the whole thing, whatever.

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Really?

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Wow.

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But, you know what,

55
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I'll leave you the number
where I'm going to be staying

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just in case anything comes up.

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Okay.

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I came up here for the paper,
thank you, but I...

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Oh god, I hate doing this,
'cause, you know,

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you always take it
the wrong way.

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You take everything the wrong
way ever since I've known you.

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Seven years ago I was in Paris
and I remember it exactly...

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Forget Paris!

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Alright, you stole my outgoing
message on my answering machine.

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What, are you crazy?

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What, are you nuts?

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I know you're ethical,
I'm ethical.

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When people steal jokes,
we fucking hate that.

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But I hate when people fucking
steal my outgoing messages.

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You don't even know
what you're talking about.

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You have my same answering
machine outgoing message,

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and it bugs me.

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That's my message!

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I wrote it in Paris!

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You wrote it in Paris, I had
that message seven years ago.

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Bullshit!

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I wrote it seven
and a half years ago!

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Who's word are you
going to trust, okay?

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An ex-alcoholics or a person
who was lucid 24 hours a day

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his whole life?

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Do me a favor?

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What?

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Please change it.

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What?

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'Cause it's really bothering me.

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I want you to change that
because people call me

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and they call you and they go,

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"well, Larry David
has the same thing."

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It's not fucking
Larry David's, it's mine.

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I mean, I don't have a wife,
I don't have, you know...

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My parents are dead,
you have a family.

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Come on, change,
can you, come on.

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Oh, he doesn't have a wife
and his parents are dead.

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That's right.

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I need, I hold
onto these things.

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Doesn't have a wife
and his parents are dead.

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Oh.

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Do me a favor
and change it for me.

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Yeah, I'll change it
because you don't have a wife

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and your parents,
you lost your parents.

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I'm laughing, you know why,
'cause you're funny.

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And they would've been 95,
but they're dead.

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I'm laughing...

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It's a shame.

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Are you done?

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I didn't steal
your message, asshole.

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I didn't take it.

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You took it from me,
but you know what,

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I'll be the man.

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I'll be the man.

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Whatever.

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I'll be the man.

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Ridiculous.

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Hi, uh, we're not in, please
leave a message at the tone,

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thank you.

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Fantastic.

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What's wrong with that?

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What's wrong,
because it's not fair.

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At least it's
an admission of guilt.

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It's not an admission of guilt.

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How's that an admission
of guilt?

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I was the man, it's not
an admission of guilt.

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I'm a big man,
I'm a big expansive man.

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You're a small petty,
you're a small petty man.

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Don't change that.

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I remember when
you made that message.

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I thought it was very funny.

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Oh, so then to show that,
you know, I was the man,

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I changed the message right
in front of him in the office.

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From the office?

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Yeah.

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I didn't know you could
change your outgoing message.

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Yeah, it was easy.

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I thought you had to be here.

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No, so, what do I got to take?

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Do I need a traveling outfit?

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Uh, yes, you need
a traveling outfit,

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you need something
for the baptism,

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so, we're probably...

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What is a baptism anyway?

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You don't know
what a baptism is?

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I have no idea what it is,
something to do with water?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I can't believe you don't
know what a baptism is.

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Well, I don't know what it is.

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Well, you'll find out
tomorrow, first hand.

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You're going to witness
the whole thing.

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What does the average
gentile wear to a baptism?

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( Laughing )

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Something, uh...

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Blue blazer and a red tie
and a white shirt?

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Yeah, do you have that?

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My St. Anthony's...

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Khakis and a blue blazer
would be wonderful.

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And then a wedding,
something for the wedding?

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Then something for the wedding.

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Yes. Then the next day.

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Boy, this is rough.

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This guy's converting.

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Why is he doing that?

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You guys come to our side,
we don't go to your side.

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Yeah.

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Jews don't convert,
I'm really surprised.

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Well, you know what,
if he didn't convert,

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she wouldn't marry him.

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I know that about Becky,

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she's very passionate
about her religion.

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Why do christians take
everything so personally

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with Christ, you know?

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It's like, it's not only
do you have to worship him,

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you want everybody to.

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It's like, I like lobster.

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Do I go around pushing
lobster on people?

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Do I say, you must
like lobsters, eat lobster,

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it's good, it's good.

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It's not only where you live.

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You go to Africa, you travel
all over the world,

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get, eat lobster, have some
more lobster, it's good.

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I don't really think it's...

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We want you to have lobster!

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Lobster and religion,

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I really don't see
the similarities.

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Hey, what time is the car
picking us up in the morning?

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Uh, I'm going to drive.

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No, let's just take a...

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No, I don't want to
take that car service,

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they never show up
and they're not dependable.

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But then we have to
find a parking space

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when we get there
at the airport.

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We'll leave early, that's okay.

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Look at all this.

192
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That's too much stuff.

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( Cheryl ) come on,
honey, let's get going!

194
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I can't find the tickets.

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When was the last time
you had them?

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My office.

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I left them in the office.

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Oh.

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Shit.

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That's okay, we got time.

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That's okay.

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It's alright, we have time,
we got up early enough.

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They're not there
and I know where they are.

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Yesterday when
I pressed the security code

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to get into my office,
there was this creepy guy

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and he was, he was watching me

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and he saw me press every number

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and I'll bet you he got
into that office.

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I knew it, he was
standing out there

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and I knew something like
that was going to happen.

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So, somebody came
into your office

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and stole airline
tickets to monterey?

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That guy, there was something,

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I knew I should've
said something...

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Why would somebody
steal tickets to monterey?

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Why not? Monterey's
a beautiful place.

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Was anything else stolen?

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Was anything else gone?

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I don't know,
I wasn't paying attention.

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You know, all our
information is on there,

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our address, our phone number.

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He's not gonna
break into our house,

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he's going to monterey.

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Okay, this is ridiculous.

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I'm gonna call the airline
and tell them what happened.

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He can't just get on the plane
with our tickets, can he?

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Why can't he?

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He just hands them the ticket,
he walks on the plane.

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Call the airline.

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I don't think
it works like that.

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Alright, just tell
them what's going on.

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Okay.

233
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Hi, yes, airwest?

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Thank you.

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They're connecting me.

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Hi, my name is Cheryl David
and I'm...

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I'm on hold.

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Well, what?

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I'm still on hold, Larry,
how are we doing on time?

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I don't know.

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We'll make it, I think.

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Oh, hi, yes,

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we're on our way
to the airport right now,

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our tickets have been stolen...

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( Together ) somebody's gonna get
on the plane with our tickets...

246
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No, no, no, no...

247
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They just put me on hold.

248
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They're gonna get a supervisor.

249
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Look at this, look at this.

250
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Should I go to Lincoln?

251
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I need Lincoln approval, I just
can't do it on my own, tell me.

252
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Then go Lincoln!

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( Cheryl ) oh, there's the lot.

254
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Hi.

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Okay, let me just...

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No, no, because
I've already spoken to you.

257
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That's what I'm saying,
I can't, you, you,

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you cannot help me,
I, no, I need a...

259
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Oh, just forget it.

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You know what, just forget it,

261
00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:38,833
we're already here
at the airport.

262
00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:40,533
There's no spaces.

263
00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:42,133
Well, hmm.

264
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,933
This is unbelievable.

265
00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:50,300
Yeah, parking is hard
to find at the airport.

266
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:53,167
That's something new, Larry.

267
00:10:55,133 --> 00:11:00,066
Well, maybe in retrospect we
should've taken the car service.

268
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,600
Oh, my god.

269
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,633
Larry, we've been
down this aisle.

270
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,267
What's this guy doing?

271
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,933
What's this guy?

272
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,967
Yeah.

273
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,300
Excuse me, you leaving?

274
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,667
Yeah, he's leaving.

275
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,900
Yeah.

276
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:16,767
Beautiful.

277
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,433
So, I guess we'll
just run to the gate

278
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,967
and maybe
he's already in our seat.

279
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,167
I wonder if he brought a date.

280
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,567
What's taking this guy so long?

281
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,567
What the hell is he doing?

282
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,867
Nothing.

283
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,167
( Honking )

284
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:45,333
Yeah, it's alright,
take your time.

285
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,167
Take your time,
nobody is waiting for you.

286
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,867
Make a call,
have a cup of coffee.

287
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,700
I mean, have a nice bagel.

288
00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:53,900
Take a little nap.

289
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:56,233
That's fine.

290
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:58,633
What are you doing in there?

291
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:02,333
Trade places,
you can do it over here.

292
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,500
I'm trying to get
catch a plane, sir.

293
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:06,733
Well, get here earlier,
it's not my fault.

294
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,500
Thanks for the tip.

295
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,600
Hey, she's leaving.

296
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,867
Oh, good, okay.

297
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,900
Yeah.

298
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:21,200
What?! Hey, hey!

299
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,567
Did he not...

300
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,200
Hey, mister!

301
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:32,333
If the lot's full,
why do they even let you go in?

302
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,633
They shouldn't even
give you a ticket.

303
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:37,400
Gotta drive around
like an idiot for 15 minutes?

304
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:40,067
Oh, god, look at that line.

305
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:43,200
Well, what do you want to do?

306
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,833
We don't have time
to stand in line.

307
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,500
We just can't
cut right in front.

308
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,867
This is an exception,

309
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,876
we're gonna have to just go
to the front and tell her.

310
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,066
Go to the front?

311
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,167
We'll just explain
the situation.

312
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,733
We don't have time,
Larry, come on.

313
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,767
Hi.

314
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,867
( Female ) excuse
me, we're in line.

315
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,167
Somebody took our tickets...

316
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,467
We lost our tickets.

317
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,876
I'd be happy to help you if you
just step to the back of the line.

318
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,700
We really don't have time.

319
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,667
I was actually on the phone...

320
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,943
I understand that, ma'am,
but you need to get

321
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,209
to the back of the line, please.

322
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,433
Everybody here has
been waiting, okay?

323
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,176
I will take care of you
when it's return, okay?

324
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,167
Thank you.

325
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,500
Is the plane filled up?

326
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:21,633
Sir, please get to the back of
the line right now, thank you.

327
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,967
I'm so sorry about that.

328
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,233
Alright, where were we?

329
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,867
You're all set.

330
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,400
The other two are just snacks
because it's a short trip...

331
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,967
I got the guy.

332
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,067
That's the guy.

333
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,067
What?

334
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,433
I got the guy.

335
00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:12,467
Okay, you can give me
the ticket, okay?

336
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,833
I want the ticket.

337
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,066
I don't know what
you're talking about.

338
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,076
What I'm talking about,
I'm talking about the ticket

339
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,700
that you took from
my office, okay?

340
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,800
Yeah, you memorized
the building code.

341
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,876
I want the ticket I gotta get
on the plane, I got a wedding.

342
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,376
I think you got me confused
with somebody else.

343
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,733
No, I don't think I do.

344
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,733
I don't have your ticket, okay?

345
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,933
I have my own ticket.

346
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,066
Of course you do, yeah.

347
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:33,600
It's a bereavement thing,
my mother's death.

348
00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,533
Yeah, right, okay, yeah.

349
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,067
I'd like to take
a look at it, okay?

350
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,933
Yeah, it's your ticket right?

351
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,567
You want to see my ticket?

352
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,066
Yeah, I do, yeah.

353
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,309
Okay, you want to see?
Let's take a look, alright?

354
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,367
Yeah, yeah.

355
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,267
What's the name right here?

356
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,333
Is it your name, no, it's mine.

357
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:50,800
Chris darga.

358
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,167
See, if this were yours,

359
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,267
it would say
"fucking douchebag".

360
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,200
Asshole.

361
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:00,733
Sorry about your mother.

362
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,933
( P.A. system )
ladies and gentleman,

363
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,867
airwest, flight 1459
to monterey, California,

364
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,733
is now boarding
rows 16 through 30.

365
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,967
Once again,
for all airwest passengers,

366
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,433
flight 1459 to monterey,

367
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,900
we are boarding
rows 16 through 30.

368
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,533
I know what you did.

369
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,367
You talking to me?

370
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,633
Yeah.

371
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,700
I know.

372
00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:37,700
What?

373
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,767
The ticket...

374
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,833
What ticket?
What are you talking about?

375
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:43,067
The ticket, the ticket,
right here, to monterey,

376
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,100
I know, come on.

377
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:46,367
I think you got the wrong guy.

378
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,500
Why don't you give me
the ticket back,

379
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,733
I won't even say anything...

380
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:53,367
I don't have your ticket,
what are you talking about?

381
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,533
Come on, the ticket.

382
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,600
Go fuck yourself.

383
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,400
Okay, okay.

384
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,873
( P.A. system )
ladies and gentlemen,

385
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,467
airwest flight 1459 to monterey

386
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,067
is now boarding
rows one through 15...

387
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,667
What are you doing?

388
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,667
I was looking for the guy.

389
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,376
Did you look at these people,
did you see anything?

390
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,733
I don't know who
you're looking for, Larry.

391
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,533
( P.A. system ) final boarding
call for flight 1459,

392
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,233
non-stop to monterey,

393
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:29,200
will all remaining passengers
please board.

394
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,900
Okay, you know,

395
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:40,200
your flight does not even
leave for another hour,

396
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,200
so, you have plenty of time

397
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,673
and we're not even
boarding that yet,

398
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,567
so, just take it easy and we'll
call you when we're ready, okay?

399
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,933
Thanks.

400
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,067
Hi.

401
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,133
Hi.

402
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,733
We lost our tickets,

403
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,967
we need to get
on this flight right now.

404
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,367
Somebody stole our tickets,
they're on the plane.

405
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,700
I don't have a single ticket,

406
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:58,667
I'm completely sold out,
I'm sorry.

407
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,066
( Cheryl ) we already
have tickets.

408
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,067
The point is, the point is

409
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,143
somebody is in our seats, see?

410
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,333
I don't think that's...

411
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,376
No, that's very possible...

412
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,367
( doors closing )

413
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,066
Actually the doors closed
that means...

414
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,343
I actually am not legally
allowed to go back on the plane.

415
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,843
What I can do is I can
get you on another flight...

416
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,700
Somebody's sitting
in our seats on the plane.

417
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:14,367
We have tickets for that flight.

418
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,933
Can I see the tickets, please?

419
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:20,167
They were stolen.
We don't have them...

420
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,900
Okay, I can't go on the plane,
my hands are tied.

421
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,043
But what I can do for you folks

422
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,533
is I can get you
on the next flight

423
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,300
which will actually
get you in at 4:00.

424
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,467
That would not
be good, actually.

425
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,333
We would miss the baptism,
we would miss...

426
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:33,433
Oh, I'm sorry.

427
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,167
Yeah, we're trying
to go to a wedding

428
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,100
and we need to be there
in a few hours...

429
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,667
Okay, I have an idea,
I think I can actually...

430
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,743
Okay, maybe
I think this will work.

431
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:42,876
I don't have another
flight to monterey,

432
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,867
but I can send you in
through San Francisco,

433
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,100
10:30, would get you
into San Francisco,

434
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,300
um, it's only an hour flight,

435
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,576
you could rent a car
and just drive to monterey,

436
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,600
it's about 100 miles.

437
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,067
That'd get you by about 2:00

438
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,333
and that should work for you.

439
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,367
And then at least
we wouldn't miss the baptism.

440
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,867
That's fine, we'll do that.

441
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,043
I'll set that up for you,
I just need a credit card

442
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:01,700
and I'll get this
all rolling for you.

443
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:04,600
Larry, give her
your credit card.

444
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,433
Hey, you got the cell phone?

445
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,767
I want to call Richard Lewis,

446
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,500
I want you to
corroborate this message.

447
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,067
That is so ridiculous.

448
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,400
Why, why is it ridiculous?

449
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:27,367
Ha ha, that is such
a funny message,

450
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,467
how did you ever come up
with something like that?

451
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,633
You are so clever.

452
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,400
Hey, I'm sitting here
with my wife

453
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:37,233
and I believe that she can shed
some light on this controversy.

454
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,066
So, just hold on.

455
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,667
No, I don't want to do that.

456
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,243
Come on, Cheryl. I
don't want to do that.

457
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,376
I don't want to do it, Larry.

458
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,567
I don't feel like
doing that right now.

459
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,500
Um, she'll talk
to you in person.

460
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,967
She wants to
discuss this in person.

461
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,067
Okay.

462
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,066
( P.A. system )
flight 627 to San Francisco...

463
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,500
Thank you.

464
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,400
Thank you. Yeah.

465
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,767
( Female ) all set.

466
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,100
Um, how long does it take
to get to monterey?

467
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,667
About two hours.

468
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,200
We can still make it.

469
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:24,300
Alright, I'm gonna drive,
I'm gonna drive, thank you.

470
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:29,067
( Larry ) Jesus
Christ, slow down.

471
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:36,600
* ba, ba, ba, ya, ya... *

472
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:43,733
* ah, la, ba, ba, ba... *

473
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,267
I'm gonna check the machine.

474
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Have you ever had a fresh grape?

475
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,267
Huh?

476
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:59,100
I've had fresh apples,
I've never had a fresh grape.

477
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,167
I've never had a fresh cherry,
never had a fresh pear,

478
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,300
never seen a pear,

479
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,000
never saw a pear
outside of a fruit stand.

480
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,843
What's going on, the machine's
not even coming on.

481
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:11,933
There's no message.

482
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:13,543
The message that you changed
from your office?

483
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:14,600
Yeah.

484
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,400
Yeah, it's not working?

485
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,567
No.

486
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,367
Did you check it
after you you changed it?

487
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,367
No, I didn't check it,
I thought I did it right.

488
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,200
Yeah, yeah.

489
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,100
Well, so what?

490
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:31,900
So we miss a couple
of calls, big deal.

491
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,633
This is nice country,
don't you think?

492
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,233
Nice country up here.

493
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,933
Maybe we should move up here,
think we should?

494
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:48,400
I think you should look at the map
and find out where we are exactly.

495
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:52,233
Settle down, are we settled
down, do you think?

496
00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:55,933
I mean, what do you have to be
to be settled down?

497
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,733
We have a house and chairs.

498
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:00,267
You know, grape works as a soda,

499
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,300
sort of as a gum,

500
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,633
but I wonder why
it doesn't work as a pie.

501
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:08,100
Grape pie, there's no grape pie.

502
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,233
I don't know,

503
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,667
did we think we really
needed Alaska and Hawaii?

504
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,800
They gotta ruin everything.

505
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,967
They ruined the continental
United States,

506
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,167
ruined it.

507
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,567
We have a beautiful
pacific coast, Atlantic coast,

508
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,876
that's the
continental United States.

509
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:22,980
You don't need more states.

510
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,700
We're not the British empire.

511
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:28,333
They tryin' to turn us
into the British empire?

512
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,200
And what is Puerto Rico anyway?

513
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:34,133
( Cheryl ) okay, please,
I am trying to drive.

514
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:39,833
Okay, that's 3/10ths
of a mile, right there.

515
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:41,067
Yeah?

516
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,733
So... i don't know.

517
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,233
It's gotta be
around here, right?

518
00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:45,933
Is that a...?

519
00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,100
I will be so mad...

520
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,400
If we miss this.

521
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,400
This is a row of pines.

522
00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,100
We already passed pines.

523
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,176
And that looks like a car,
is that a car?

524
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,066
Hey, is that a car up there?

525
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,400
Stupid directions.

526
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:59,400
Let's just stop
and get out and take a look,

527
00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,700
it's gotta be here.

528
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,200
I don't know.

529
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:27,367
Stop, stop!

530
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,267
( Cheryl ) no, Larry!

531
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,133
No!

532
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,176
( Female ) what's going on? No!

533
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,066
Jesus, get him, he can't swim!

534
00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:40,167
Get him! Hold your breath!

535
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,733
Oh, god!

536
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,200
Hold on!

537
00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:00,867
How you doing?

538
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:12,167
Anybody need a change
of dry clothes?

539
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,867
Hot bath?

540
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:16,967
You happy about this, Larry?

541
00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,076
Is this what you had in mind?

542
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,467
You like this, you dick?

543
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,667
Honey, it's fine.

544
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,066
It's not fine, what the hell
is the matter with you?

545
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:26,200
I thought that he was drowning him, okay?
I'm sorry!

546
00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:27,709
Bullshit, you didn't
think he was drowning,

547
00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:29,133
you just didn't
want him to convert.

548
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,300
So you came screaming
down the hill to stop it.

549
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,066
What do I care?
I don't care if he converts.

550
00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,600
That is ridiculous.

551
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:36,600
You didn't want to
lose a Jew and you know it.

552
00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:37,643
I don't care if I lose Jews.

553
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:38,676
Take them all,
I don't need them.

554
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:39,700
I don't want them.

555
00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:41,076
That was the whole point
of the baptism,

556
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,133
but you came and blew it.

557
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:43,900
What is that supposed to mean?

558
00:23:43,933 --> 00:23:46,333
I want you, I don't
want you to be Jewish.

559
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:49,066
It was an accident,
you didn't mean to interrupt.

560
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:51,567
I never saw a baptism before,
I don't know what it is.

561
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,533
How can you not know
what a baptism is?

562
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:54,833
Because I'd never been to one.

563
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,643
Okay, well, I've never been to,
you know, a bris,

564
00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:57,700
but I know what it is.

565
00:23:57,733 --> 00:24:00,066
Larry, Larry,

566
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:01,533
Larry...

567
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,967
Come here.

568
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,633
You don't know me, Dave levin,

569
00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:08,943
I'm the schmuck's
brother-in-law.

570
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:10,876
Listen, what you did
is a very gutsy thing, okay?

571
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,967
I'm here to say,

572
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,367
you don't have to take a bow
for it, I'm just telling you.

573
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,066
As one Jew to another,

574
00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:19,066
it's a gutsy thing to come in and
step in on something like that.

575
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:20,233
I didn't even...

576
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:22,167
For my family, thank you.

577
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,867
You did good, excuse me,
you did good.

578
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,967
But I didn't even,
I thought he was...

579
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,800
You're with us now, okay?

580
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:33,333
You're with us now, alright?

581
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:35,367
Well, the question is,
what do we do now?

582
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,467
When do we go back in?

583
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,500
Right.

584
00:24:37,533 --> 00:24:38,543
What do you mean, go back in?

585
00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:39,833
We gotta finish it.

586
00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:41,066
Finish it? I did it.

587
00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:42,433
I did what I said
I was gonna do.

588
00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:44,833
I got under the water,
you held me under.

589
00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:45,876
No, honey, you just
kind of started it,

590
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:46,940
but it didn't really work.

591
00:24:46,967 --> 00:24:48,267
( Male ) not complete.

592
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,343
That's not my fault, I did
what I was supposed to do.

593
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:51,800
But you gotta go back in.

594
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:52,933
I dunked you one time,

595
00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,800
you need to be dunked
three times.

596
00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,400
You need two more dunks.

597
00:24:56,433 --> 00:25:00,233
You're joking,
no, no, no more dunking,

598
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:01,533
I don't want anymore dunking.

599
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,243
Get back in there,
a couple of dunks, you're done.

600
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:04,543
I don't want to
go back in there,

601
00:25:04,567 --> 00:25:05,776
it was hard enough
the first time,

602
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,240
I don't want to
go back in there now.

603
00:25:07,267 --> 00:25:10,367
I like the way you told them you've
never seen a baptism before.

604
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,500
That was brilliant,
that was brilliant.

605
00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,533
( Female ) you're a
genius, a genius.

606
00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:17,500
Well, you know, I thought

607
00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:19,200
something had to
be done, really.

608
00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:20,433
You did it.

609
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:21,967
You done did it, boy.

610
00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:24,167
So, I said that thing
about the baptism, and...

611
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,500
Yeah, rabbi akeba
says it takes one man.

612
00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:28,066
We don't have to
do it in a river.

613
00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:29,533
Do you have a tub in this house?

614
00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:31,900
Well, yes, of course,
we have a tub.

615
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:32,933
We can fill the tub up.

616
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,100
I'll tell you what,

617
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,867
get me a cup of water,
I'll sprinkle you.

618
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,667
Just a cup of water.

619
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,067
I don't think
it's about the river.

620
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,540
I don't think
I should be doing this.

621
00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:41,567
What?

622
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,867
You know what?

623
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,733
I don't know what it's like
to have a baptism,

624
00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:46,066
I don't know what
you're supposed to feel,

625
00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,233
but, I felt something.

626
00:25:47,267 --> 00:25:49,076
When I went in that water,
when I was held under there,

627
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,700
I felt some sort of revelation,

628
00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:52,176
like it was some sort of
message from god that...

629
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,133
That I shouldn't do this.

630
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:57,100
After I came out of the water,

631
00:25:57,133 --> 00:25:59,667
I didn't feel like a Christian,
I felt like even more of a Jew.

632
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:00,833
What are you talking about?

633
00:26:00,867 --> 00:26:01,933
I'm just saying,

634
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:04,100
something happened to me
there that told me

635
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,067
someone or something was saying,

636
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,933
don't do this,
be happy with who you are,

637
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,433
you're Jewish and that's okay.

638
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:12,200
Well, I need for you to be a
Christian before I marry you.

639
00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:14,633
Whoever steps up and
does something like that?

640
00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:15,833
I feel good.

641
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:16,900
You should, you should.

642
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:18,200
You're amazing.

643
00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,467
You're a hero.

644
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,100
Thank you.

645
00:26:21,133 --> 00:26:23,633
I'd like you talk
at my daughter's bat mitzvah.

646
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,133
Something changed
my mind for me,

647
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,609
something makes me
feel different now.

648
00:26:26,633 --> 00:26:27,933
And I think it was the baptism.

649
00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,276
Fine, then we're
not getting married.

650
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,433
I'm not getting baptized.

651
00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,100
Well, I'm not getting married.

652
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,700
( Cheryl )
okay, Sheldon, Vicky...

653
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:36,733
Hey, Larry, did you hear that?

654
00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:37,933
We're not getting married!

655
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,700
You happy now, you sonofabitch?!

656
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:42,800
Don't call him a sonofabitch,
he's not a sonofabitch.

657
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:44,576
This man happened to do
a wonderful thing today.

658
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,667
What?

659
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,833
What are you saying,

660
00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:48,743
that being a Christian
isn't a wonderful thing?

661
00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:49,800
What are you insinuating?

662
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,100
No, he's not saying that.

663
00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,066
It's wonderful for you,
we resent the recruitment.

664
00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:55,300
We don't need you!

665
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:57,333
Your people...!

666
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,567
( Arguing )

667
00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:04,267
Everything's a problem
with you people!

668
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:13,400
( Yelling all at once )

669
00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:36,133
Ah, it's good to be home.

670
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:51,667
Hey, there's my jacket,

671
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,700
there's the guy
you gave my jacket to!

672
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:55,867
Hey!

673
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:57,500
Can you help me out?

674
00:27:57,533 --> 00:27:59,467
Remember me?
I gave you the jacket.

675
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,633
Oh, hi.

676
00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:03,400
That's my jacket,
it looks really good on you.

677
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,709
I'm glad you could
use it, there you go.

678
00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:05,733
Thank you.

679
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,800
Thanks again for...

680
00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:08,533
Okay, bye.

681
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:11,833
Oh... oh, dear, yes?

682
00:28:11,867 --> 00:28:16,667
I found these airplane tickets.

683
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,833
I tried to call you.

684
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,267
The phone number was on there.

685
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,433
You guys don't have
a phone machine?

686
00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:34,567
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