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Oh, so...

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How are we doing?

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Alright.

4
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Feeling alright,

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no uncomfortable sensations?

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No, how much longer?

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Uh, maybe 10 to 15 more minutes.

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Ah, very good, very good.

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Yeah, I think you'll be very
happy with the treatment.

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Mm-hmm. Really?

11
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You actually you think
you're gonna fix my neck, huh?

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Well, of course,
I absolutely guarantee it

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if you follow
my prescribed course.

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Uh-huh.

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Four to six weeks,
maybe twice a week.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Well, forgive me for
sounding a little cynical,

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but I've heard that before.

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You have?

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Oh, yeah, I've been to
a lot of different people.

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They all kind of
tell me the same thing.

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Really?

23
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I never get any results.

24
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I've been to doctors
and chiropractors and...

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Healers, people who
call themselves healers.

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( Laughing )

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Yeah, healers.

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What a joke that is.

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Well, I understand
your concerns.

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But acupuncture has been
around for a long time

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and it's been in my family
for several hundred years.

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Yeah?

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Yes.

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Uh-huh.

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I absolutely guarantee
total recovery.

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You do, huh?

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Yes.

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Okay, I'll tell you what.

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I got a little
proposition for you.

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Hmm?

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If you can fix my neck,
I'll give you $5,000.

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And if you can't,

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then I don't pay for
any of the treatments.

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$5,000?

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$5,000.

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If I treat you and you recover?

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Yep.

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And if you do not recover,
I get nothing?

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You get nothing.

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Well, it would be like taking
candy from a baby, but...

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Really?

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Yes.

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I love your confidence.

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Well, wait a minute now,
if I cure you,

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how would I know if
you are cured or not?

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What are you saying?

57
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You're saying that
I wouldn't tell you?

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Just so I wouldn't have to pay
the money, that's ridiculous.

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Come on, I'm a man of honor.

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It's a family tradition, honor.

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Well, it's not in my family,

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but I'm trying
to break the mold.

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Alright, done.

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I hope you win.

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Larry?

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( Female ) thank you.

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Whoa.

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How you doin'?

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Hey.

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It's Barry.

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Yeah.

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You don't have to
look at me that way,

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no need for pity.

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No, I mean, I'm just
shocked to see you here...

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Working.

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How long you been doing this?

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It's been awhile.

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What do you want?

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Um...

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Quarter pound of Swiss
and a half pound of Turkey.

81
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Quarter pound of Swiss...

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( Together ) and a
half pound of Turkey.

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Alright.

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Do you ever hear from any of those
old guys at "Saturday night live"?

85
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Uh, you know, sometimes you
run into somebody, you know?

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I talk to Elliot
and Andy occasionally.

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Oh, yeah, how's Elliot doing?

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Good.

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The writing wasn't
happening, huh?

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Well, you know, just couldn't
write for TV anymore.

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Things are going good.

92
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Except for this thing
with my dad...

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Situation.

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You remember my dad?

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Yeah.

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He came to your house,
yeah, I remember.

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He's doing this like...

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( Coughing )

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This weird number on me...

100
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Try and put that
on the Swiss if you can.

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I covered my mouth.

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Yeah, sure.

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Yeah, so, my dad
is just doing this,

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he's basically dying
is what's happening.

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And he had a triple bypass,

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a quadruple bypass.

107
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Oh, boy, he's got seven
total bases there, yeah.

108
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And uh, he's left me
the money in his will.

109
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But he won't let me
have any of it, you know?

110
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Not a penny, until, like,
he's actually dead.

111
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Your father's got a lot
of money, doesn't he?

112
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Yeah, yeah, you know,
and so, it's, uh...

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He knows you're
working in a deli?

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Of course he does, yeah.

115
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And he won't give you
the money until he dies?

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Why do people do that?

117
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I don't know why you have
to wait until he dies.

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That's crazy.

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You'd think that he would
want his kid to be happy,

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like, for, as his last
memories of him, you know?

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Are you guys out of
peanut butter here

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'cause I can't find it.

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Um, hey, let me
ask you something.

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It's really amazing that
you came in here today.

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It could really help me out.

126
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Right.

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I need to borrow $5,000.

128
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Of course you do.

129
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I'll be able to pay you back
as soon as he, you know,

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as he goes.

131
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Yeah, when do expect that'll be?

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Very soon...

133
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Very soon.

134
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Okay, tell me if
I got this right.

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You gave $5,000 to
the acupuncturist?

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Yeah.

137
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And $5,000 to that
asshole, Barry weiner?

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Oh, asshole.

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Umm...

140
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So, in the last three hours
you've given away $10,000.

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Yeah, it's not quite accurate.

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I haven't given
the acupuncturist

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the $5,000 yet.

144
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He has to cure my neck
and I'll be happy to

145
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give it to him if
he does, by the way.

146
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And...

147
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Weiner's father
has a heart condition

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and he's not supposed
to live that long,

149
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and then he'll give me
the money back.

150
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And I don't know why
you call him an asshole.

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He's not an asshole,
he's just shy.

152
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No, he's not shy.

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He thinks he's smarter
than everybody else,

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and he sits there
and he judges and he...

155
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No, he doesn't, he's just shy.

156
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You got shy asshole confusion,
my friend.

157
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No, I don't think so, my friend.

158
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Yes, I think so, my friend.

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People come to you with their
hands out, you can't say no?

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I have trouble saying no.

161
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You know why?

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( Knocking )

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'Cause you're a pussy.

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I'm being frank.

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Maybe I'm nice.

166
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You have nice pussy confusion.

167
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Maybe I'm just nice.

168
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And he invited us to his
wife's surprise birthday party

169
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and I couldn't say
no to that either.

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Hey there,
flowers for Larry David.

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Cheryl, somebody
sent me flowers.

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Are those from your mistress

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and you just haven't
told me about that?

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Yeah, I wish.

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Thanks.

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Did you give him a $5,000 tip?

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This is really bizarre.

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Flowers.

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Who would send you flowers?

180
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I don't know.

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They're pretty.

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"Enjoy these beautiful
orchids, kazu."

183
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Who's kazu?

184
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The acupuncturist.

185
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( Laughing )

186
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Why is the acupuncturist
giving you flowers?

187
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I don't know.

188
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So, I don't know, you know,
working in the deli,

189
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it was just,

190
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it was depressing
to see him like that.

191
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Did you even know, did you
know he was working there?

192
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No, I didn't know he was
working in the deli.

193
00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,800
He keeps in contact with me.

194
00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,433
But he didn't let me
know that stuff.

195
00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,567
Uh-huh, boy.

196
00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,066
But for the grace of god,
go you.

197
00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,300
Go me, not you?

198
00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:10,700
No, not me.

199
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Yeah, go me.

200
00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,533
He invited me to
a surprise party...

201
00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:16,933
Next Thursday night
for his wife.

202
00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:17,967
You're going?

203
00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,343
Yeah, I'll pick you up,
we'll go together.

204
00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:22,567
So, what do you think of
this whole orchid thing?

205
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It's, you know, I think
it's some sort of

206
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Japanese, gay thing.

207
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Really? Yeah.

208
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This is a little strange,

209
00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,143
I don't know if
I'll even go back to him.

210
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I don't think I'll go back,
'cause of th.

211
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Would you? I don't know?

212
00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:34,333
Would you go back?

213
00:07:34,367 --> 00:07:35,967
It's a weird thing.

214
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I wouldn't go back.

215
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Let me ask you a question.

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Is it common in Japan for a man
to send another man orchids,

217
00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:46,600
a professional man?

218
00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,567
Doctor, or a...

219
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( Speaking Japanese )

220
00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,067
See, I knew you'd
open up a can of worms

221
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just by starting to ask him.

222
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He's been weird all lunch.

223
00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,300
What the hell?

224
00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,367
What was that?

225
00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,267
That guy's a freak.

226
00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,833
I think I struck a chord.

227
00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:04,867
Hey, Larry.

228
00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,433
Hey, Joel.

229
00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:08,167
Good to see you.

230
00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,133
It's been a few days.

231
00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,167
Yeah, this is
my manager, Jeff Greene.

232
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,500
Jeff, nice to meet you.

233
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Heard a lot about you.

234
00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,133
He's going to handle
my estate when I die

235
00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:17,400
and I leave you all my money.

236
00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:19,233
Have you worked it out that way?

237
00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:20,500
Cheryl will love me.

238
00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,043
Yeah, what are you doing,
you're not working today?

239
00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,600
Yeah, I'm going back right now.

240
00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:24,467
Well, what's with the outfit?

241
00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,633
Oh, it's casual Friday.

242
00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:26,867
I don't like this.

243
00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,933
I don't like this casual.

244
00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:29,500
What are you, my mother?

245
00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:31,066
You're encroaching
in my territory.

246
00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:34,833
I want you people to be
uncomfortable all the time.

247
00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:36,067
Well, you don't like this,

248
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,900
you should come by
on naked Tuesdays.

249
00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:40,267
Yeah, naked Tuesdays.

250
00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,800
See, he's a funny lawyer.

251
00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:42,733
Alright, listen, I gotta go.

252
00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:43,833
Nice to meet you.

253
00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:45,233
Alright, I'll see you.

254
00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:46,300
I'll see you Tuesday.

255
00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:48,200
Casual Friday.

256
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Pisses me off.

257
00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:53,967
I'm telling ya, soon it's
going to be casual Monday.

258
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Five to 10 years.

259
00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,267
That's the direction
we're heading.

260
00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,067
It's going to be
a sad state of affairs.

261
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:02,633
People like you, walking
around like people like me.

262
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,667
It's no good.

263
00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,733
I'll never do it.

264
00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,900
Yeah, wait'll
you taste this flambé.

265
00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,800
I'm telling you,
it is sensational.

266
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,200
It's why we came.

267
00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:13,700
Ah, here we go beautiful.

268
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,066
So, I got a meeting
set up for you at abc.

269
00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:27,400
Just got to confirm a date
with Julia and...

270
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,400
Okay.

271
00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:29,600
Oh, my god.

272
00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,133
Oh, Jesus!

273
00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:39,367
( Speaking Japanese )

274
00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,967
( Japanese )

275
00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:52,067
Honey?

276
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,067
What?

277
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,100
Where's Jeff?

278
00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:55,133
I don't know.

279
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,643
He was supposed to be
here 15 minutes ago.

280
00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,633
I know.

281
00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,333
Why are we even riding
with him anyway?

282
00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,667
I don't know, he asked me
if he could pick us up.

283
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,133
And you couldn't say no.

284
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,643
Listen, I think we should
just go without him.

285
00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,333
Well, he'll, I'm sure...

286
00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:07,367
( knocking )

287
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,367
Oh, there he is.

288
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,367
There he is.

289
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,367
Okay, let's get going.

290
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,000
Hi, oh, thank you.

291
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,067
Look how pretty you look.

292
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,000
Well, thank you.

293
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,767
You look pretty too.

294
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,200
I'm a pretty little girl.

295
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,367
Larry!

296
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,767
Hey.

297
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,276
Well, what, what,
what are you doing?

298
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,267
What took you so long?

299
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,809
Well, room service
was late with my food.

300
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,833
What do you want?

301
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,033
No.

302
00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,833
You're not wearing that.

303
00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:30,900
What, why?

304
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,500
You're not wearing jeans
to this party.

305
00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,667
They're not jeans,
they're corduroy pants.

306
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,900
That's the same thing.

307
00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:38,600
And a blue sweatshirt
and a black jacket, no.

308
00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:40,133
Oh, blue and black
that's no good?

309
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,133
That's no good.

310
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,100
You need to change.

311
00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:43,343
Since when is
blue and black no good?

312
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,900
Trust me on this one, please.

313
00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:46,200
You're going to have to change.

314
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,400
And quickly.

315
00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:49,367
You look terrible.

316
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,633
It's awful.

317
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,509
Maybe I have a lime green
t-shirt like yours to put on,

318
00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:53,633
asshole.

319
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,267
What's wrong with
a lime green t-shirt?

320
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,600
No, it looks good.

321
00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:57,900
Well, thank you.

322
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,867
No, I completely...

323
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:06,200
Oh.

324
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,100
Oh, shit.

325
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,367
Oh, my god.

326
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,900
Hi.

327
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,900
Jeez.

328
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,133
Hi, Carol.

329
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,133
I don't know who to hug.

330
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:17,333
Hi.

331
00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:18,433
So good to see you.

332
00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:22,367
I was in the deli the other day.

333
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,767
I left my sunglasses,
I came by to pick them up.

334
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,667
Oh, my gosh.

335
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,533
Wow, this is so bizarre.

336
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,433
So, you got 'em, right?

337
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:31,400
Yeah.

338
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,300
Alright, well,
why don't you two go in,

339
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,100
we'll wait out here.

340
00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:36,300
What is that?

341
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,100
It's my birthday.

342
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,733
That's why we got you
a birthday gift.

343
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:41,600
He told us it was your birthday.

344
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:42,743
But why would you have gotten...

345
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,176
'cause he told me
it was your birthday,

346
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,733
so, I knew I was gonna stop by
for the sunglasses and I...

347
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,100
It's from the three of us.

348
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,767
There's a surprise party
in that house.

349
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,833
Honey.

350
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,833
Um...

351
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,600
You're having a surprise party?

352
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,066
What, you didn't invite us?

353
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,267
Oh, my god, I...

354
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,700
I'm so sorry, Carol.

355
00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,100
He had to change his outfit.

356
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:04,067
You are so selfish.

357
00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,600
( Together ) surprise!

358
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,433
Yeah, great, thanks.

359
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,733
Happy?

360
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,467
You knew?

361
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,800
What happened?

362
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:22,267
Larry had to change his
outfit and it was just...

363
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,867
A tremendous amount of time.

364
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,067
He had to eat.

365
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:29,233
Have a big dinner for two hours.

366
00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:31,067
Oh, my god, you guys, oh.

367
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:34,867
Sit down, have a big
fucking meal in the hotel.

368
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:44,100
Do you believe them, do you
believe what they did to me?

369
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,600
I mean, 600,000 people.

370
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,900
600,000 people died
in the civil war.

371
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:52,167
And for what, to save the union?

372
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,933
Why, why did we want
to save the union?

373
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,133
Who cares?

374
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,209
I don't know, I don't care.

375
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,066
What is so important
about saving the union?

376
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,267
Do you need the south?

377
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,300
What do you do?

378
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,467
Well, I do a lot
of work for the nrdc.

379
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,567
Nrdc.

380
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,800
What the hell is that?

381
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,067
The natural resources
defense counsel.

382
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,600
Oh, you're an environmentalist?

383
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:11,767
I am.

384
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,800
That's wonderful.

385
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,233
Thank you.

386
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:17,400
I mean, I wish my son could get
into something like that,

387
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:19,633
but no, there's
no chance of that.

388
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,700
No.

389
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,500
Do you believe my wife
made me change clothes

390
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:23,576
before I came here tonight?

391
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,567
She didn't like my outfit.

392
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,533
You look good, though.

393
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:27,467
I didn't get
"outfit approval" tonight.

394
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,500
Do you get that
"outfit approval"?

395
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,900
Huh?

396
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:31,700
They got to approve your outfit.

397
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,500
I listened to her.

398
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,700
I actually went up to change.

399
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:36,800
Right.

400
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,433
That's one of
the reasons that...

401
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,267
You know, we were late.

402
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,867
'Cause I listened to her.

403
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,476
If we're not fighting
for the environment,

404
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,467
then we're fighting to get money

405
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,467
so, we can fight
for the environment.

406
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,300
Money?

407
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,367
You always need money.

408
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,467
Well, it's a non-profit
organization, so...

409
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,967
You never called me.

410
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,433
No, I didn't.

411
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,800
I didn't know you...

412
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,433
You know, I'm not, I'm not poor.

413
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:58,700
You aren't?

414
00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,400
Well, Mr. weiner,
maybe we should talk.

415
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,767
Oh, call me c.D.

416
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,633
Mm, what does c.D. Stand for?

417
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,933
Oh, let's see.

418
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,967
It might stand for
"certified deposit".

419
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,733
For the nrdc.

420
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,333
I like the sound of that.

421
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:14,600
You want to have lunch?

422
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,533
And we'll talk about
how we can arrange

423
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,700
maybe my contributing something?

424
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,933
Oh, my gosh, that
would be wonderful.

425
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:25,333
Yeah, well, you're not gonna
just talk about money.

426
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,667
Of course not.

427
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,809
We'll talk about each other.

428
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,300
Okay.

429
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,733
I'd like to get to know you.

430
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:31,733
Wow.

431
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,400
I'd like to get to know you too.

432
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,443
Oh, my god, you're gonna
give me another heart attack.

433
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:38,433
Stop it, Mr. weiner.

434
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,500
Oh, my goodness.

435
00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:42,800
You're so charming
and beautiful.

436
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,900
I don't know how that
schlep ever married you.

437
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,567
Me either.

438
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,400
I think I do know what you mean.

439
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:58,867
I mean it very sincerely.

440
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:00,767
Hi.

441
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,066
You remember Barry's father?

442
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,067
I sure do, how you doing?

443
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:04,967
Hi, how are you?

444
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,133
Good to see you. Good.

445
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,533
Well, please excuse me
to the ladies' room.

446
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:09,909
Larry, why don't you
have a seat here?

447
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,733
And chat with Mr. weiner.

448
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:12,733
You will be back, though?

449
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:13,900
I will be back.

450
00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:16,066
'Cause he certainly
can't fill in for you.

451
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:16,833
No, he can't.

452
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:17,833
But he'll do his best.

453
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:18,833
I'll be right back.

454
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,300
You'll come right back.

455
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,967
Yeah.

456
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,200
Oh, my god.

457
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:27,700
What a treat, oh, god.

458
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:35,700
Is it a custom in Japan for...

459
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,066
A man to send

460
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,233
orchids to another man?

461
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:43,967
Like a professional,
someone who's a professional,

462
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,066
a doctor or a dentist or an...

463
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,933
Acupuncturist?

464
00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:51,267
Now, how the hell would
I know what that means?

465
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,233
I don't know what
they do in Japan.

466
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:56,467
They might take it up the ass
for all I know in Japan.

467
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,500
What are you askin' me for?

468
00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,200
It's a stupid question.

469
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:03,800
So, what are you
doing these days?

470
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,500
I'm working on...

471
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:09,200
Actually a new show
for Julia Louis-Dreyfus

472
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,333
from "Seinfeld"?

473
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,333
Yeah.

474
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,167
You got to be kidding me.

475
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,833
Well, how do you know her?

476
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,567
I worked on the show.

477
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,300
What show, "Seinfeld"?

478
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,467
Yeah, "Seinfeld".

479
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,367
What did you do?

480
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,533
I was the co-creator.

481
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,066
You must have made a bundle.

482
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,400
I did okay.

483
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,500
You're a lucky bastard.

484
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,700
I am, I'm very lucky.

485
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,200
And I'll tell you something.

486
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:37,967
I'm lucky that I had a father
who was so supportive of me

487
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,987
because without him it
never would have happened.

488
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,600
I was working in a dry cleaner.

489
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:42,700
I didn't tell him.

490
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:45,600
I had no money, but I needed
to support myself.

491
00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:48,267
And then one day,
he found out about it...

492
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,933
Next thing I knew, he said to me

493
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,109
listen, I got a lot of money.

494
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:57,066
I'm gonna give you this money
anyway, after I die.

495
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,633
Let me give you some now.

496
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,843
Your father left you
money before he died?

497
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:01,233
Oh, yes, he did.

498
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:04,100
He gave me a quarter of what
I was gonna get in the will

499
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,733
and that enabled me to
go out and start writing.

500
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,807
I never would have gotten
"Seinfeld" if not for him.

501
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:13,667
And I was able to put food
in the refrigerator,

502
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,600
when he came over,

503
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,066
he had great things to eat.

504
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,467
I bought a barcolounger,
a big screen TV

505
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,867
with the money.

506
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,633
When he'd come over to my house
he could sit and relax.

507
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,300
Why should he wait until he's
dead to give me the money?

508
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,233
It's ridiculous.

509
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:29,200
Listen, put a sock in it.

510
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,367
I got to move fast.

511
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,643
Do you know of an estate lawyer?

512
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,067
My lawyer's in acapulco.

513
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,767
I need an estate
lawyer right away.

514
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,967
Yeah, I know a great
estate lawyer, Joel Reynolds.

515
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,243
I just ran into him
the other day.

516
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,500
Reynolds, where he is?

517
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,900
Yeah, he's in Santa Monica.

518
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,433
Reynolds and McKay, he's great.

519
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,400
He's good with estates?

520
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,367
He's terrific, yeah.

521
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,067
You mean, that kind of stuff.

522
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,767
I gotta make a change right away

523
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,600
and I can't wait for my lawyer.

524
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,733
Thank you for the lawyer.

525
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:52,933
And I love your wife.

526
00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:55,433
What kind of change,
what are you talking about?

527
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:56,933
You'll find out.

528
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,200
I don't know, Cheryl.

529
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,867
Maybe he'll make a contribution.

530
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:08,867
Hey, the worst that can happen
is you'll fly to Mexico with him

531
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,200
and come back with a big check.

532
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,567
Ha-ha.

533
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,167
Where are you meeting for lunch?

534
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,833
Oh, that's
the Japanese restaurant.

535
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,633
I was there with Jeff last week.

536
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,433
Hey, Barry weiner's here.

537
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:26,333
Alright, listen, get as much
money as you can from him.

538
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,233
Be charming.

539
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:28,967
Okay, goodbye.

540
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:29,967
What did you do?

541
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,667
What the hell did you do?

542
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,667
Did you tell my father some
story about a dry cleaner?

543
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:38,433
Yeah, I told him that
I worked in a dry cleaner,

544
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,733
and my father found out
about it and then,

545
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,476
instead of giving me
the money after he died,

546
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,500
he gave it to me before he died.

547
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:46,967
Yeah, well, your little
conspiracy with Cheryl worked.

548
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,600
He cut me out of
the will, Larry.

549
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,967
He thinks that
I put you up to it,

550
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,176
and now, he's cut me
out of the will

551
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,600
and given all his money to ndrc.

552
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,167
Nrdc.

553
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,633
Nrdc, whatever the hell it is.

554
00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,267
Just like you and Cheryl
planned, your little conspiracy.

555
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,067
But why, when he left
last night after the story,

556
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,867
he said he was going
to get a lawyer

557
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,343
and he wanted a lawyer and
the name of a lawyer from me.

558
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:07,509
The lawyer that you gave him.

559
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,500
He's down there
right now, Larry.

560
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:13,400
He is down there flushing
my fucking life down the toilet.

561
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,600
That's what he's doing
right now, thanks to your help.

562
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:20,067
Okay, alright, bye-bye.

563
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,900
Hello, sir, Joel Reynolds.

564
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:26,067
You're Joel Reynolds?

565
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,067
Yes, I am.

566
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,667
Would you like to
have a seat, sir?

567
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,767
Yeah, in a minute.

568
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,967
Uh, I'm a little puzzled.

569
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,743
What's this outfit,
is it a Halloween party,

570
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:35,600
or what is it?

571
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,066
Oh, it's casual Friday.

572
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,700
Casual Friday,
what does that mean?

573
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:41,600
That means we dress
like we would at home.

574
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,467
But you're not at home.

575
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,066
No, it is casual Friday, so.

576
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,167
Yeah, I know, you told me
that already.

577
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,233
What do you do on casual Friday?

578
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:51,167
We just come in, do our work.

579
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,633
But we dress casually.

580
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,833
I don't like it.

581
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:56,667
Well, it's just
one day of the week.

582
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,933
I don't give a damn
if it's half a day a week.

583
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,533
I don't like it.

584
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,100
I'm here to change my will.

585
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,500
A lot of money is involved.

586
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,800
It's very important to me.

587
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:05,909
Oh, we wouldn't
treat you casually.

588
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,309
Then why the hell
you dress that way?

589
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,400
It's just...

590
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,909
I want you to be
on cutting edge, man,

591
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:11,343
whenever you're
handling my business.

592
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:12,167
This is cutting edge.

593
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,333
I don't need this crap.

594
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,167
You look like a fucking cowboy.

595
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,967
You're j.R., huh?

596
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,133
Joel Reynolds, right?

597
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,600
You belong in Dallas, not L.A.

598
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,067
I'm sorry, please...

599
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,500
Yeah, you should be sorry

600
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:27,000
because you just
lost my account.

601
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:29,267
You go rangle somebody else's.

602
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,233
Thank you very much.

603
00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:32,600
Sonofabitch.

604
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,800
If you come back on
a Monday or a Tuesday.

605
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,667
You gotta talk to him and tell
him I didn't put you up to that.

606
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,167
You have to convince him.

607
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,500
I'm totally screwed.

608
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,333
( Phone )

609
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,500
Wait, hold on.

610
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,833
Hello.

611
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,609
Hi, this is Kathleen calling
from Dr. moriyama's office.

612
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,033
Yeah.

613
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,809
I'm just calling to confirm
your acupuncture appointment.

614
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,500
Uh, no, I can't do it.

615
00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:55,033
Okay, the doctor just wants
to know how you're feeling.

616
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,067
I'm better.

617
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,233
That's good.

618
00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:59,800
Uh, would you like to
schedule another session?

619
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,767
Um, no, no.

620
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,500
Not now.

621
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:05,900
Okay, thank you, Mr. David.

622
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,100
Okay.

623
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,267
You got to get down there.

624
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,600
You got to do something.

625
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:13,633
He's having, he's supposed
to have lunch with my wife

626
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,066
at this Japanese
restaurant later.

627
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,066
You're the only one that
can fix it, you know?

628
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,067
You have to talk to him.

629
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,467
Shit.

630
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,500
I was just trying to be helpful.

631
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,066
Uh, Mr. weiner, I don't think
I should have anymore...

632
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:30,176
Oh, no, no, no, no,
you should, you should.

633
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,467
Well, maybe after.

634
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,167
Because it's a wonderful preface
to a great Japanese meal.

635
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,600
Okay. Come on.

636
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:37,576
Well, I think we should go
ahead and order then, at least.

637
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,567
We will order certainly.

638
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,200
Mm-hmm.

639
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,600
But I have some news
for you first...

640
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:45,067
Well, first a little spice.

641
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,300
Larry?

642
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,300
Hi.

643
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,300
Hi.

644
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,500
What are you doing here?

645
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:54,167
I just came to apologize
for last night.

646
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,767
Just to let you know that
your son did not put me up

647
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,433
to say any of that stuff
that I said to you about...

648
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:02,067
Oh, he didn't,
no, he didn't, huh?

649
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,267
And he shouldn't be punished
as a result of what I did on...

650
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,467
( Yelling )

651
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:28,367
Why, you shit.

652
00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:45,133
Oh, hi, hi, nice to see you.

653
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,200
Hello.

654
00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:48,167
Oh, hi, Carol.

655
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,600
Uh, so sorry.

656
00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:50,800
Hi.

657
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,733
Everybody, this is Larry David.

658
00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:55,943
Larry and I used to
write together

659
00:22:55,967 --> 00:22:56,933
on "Saturday night live".

660
00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,167
A long time ago.

661
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,167
Here's his wife, Cheryl.

662
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,133
Hi.

663
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,066
And this is Jeff Greene.

664
00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:05,333
Jeff used to be my manager.

665
00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:10,067
So sudden, unexpected.

666
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,400
Larry, you remember,
my cousin, Doug...

667
00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:18,200
From the party, Thursday?

668
00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:19,833
Sure, hi, Doug.

669
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:21,300
Hi.

670
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:25,066
Larry was the last person
to see him alive.

671
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:28,500
Well, technically
it was the waiter.

672
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:31,067
So, you're the one?

673
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,333
So, what do you do?

674
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:40,533
I'm a button man.

675
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:41,600
Button man?

676
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,833
Yes, I sell buttons
to the cut-up trade.

677
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:45,633
Garment manufacturers.

678
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:48,500
I got a belly button
story for you.

679
00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:52,100
My best friend had
a baby 15 years ago.

680
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,300
And I was the godfather.

681
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,076
And I was in the delivery room
and he asked me to cut

682
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,100
the umbilical cord
and I don't know,

683
00:23:57,133 --> 00:23:58,600
I kind of botched it somehow.

684
00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:01,200
And mangled
the whole belly button

685
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:04,533
and now the kid won't
even talk to me, it's...

686
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:08,167
That's a sad story, excuse me.

687
00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:13,400
Larry, Larry.

688
00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,267
Thank you.

689
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,433
Back up, man,
you're right in my face.

690
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:19,833
Oh, okay.

691
00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:23,100
There it is.

692
00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:25,433
I told you,
don't cash it for week.

693
00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:27,066
Oh, this is...

694
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,867
No, I told you you'd
get it as soon as he died

695
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,967
and you made it happen.

696
00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:32,109
I didn't make anything happen.

697
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:33,400
You kind of did.

698
00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:36,267
That's just great, Larry,
you got your money back.

699
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,467
What?

700
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,233
The check.

701
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,700
What check?

702
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:42,776
What are you talking about?

703
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,600
Larry lent Barry $5,000.

704
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:48,800
The condition was when
his dad passed away,

705
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:50,767
he would get the money back.

706
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,133
Excuse me, there was
no condition.

707
00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:55,767
Oh, I get it, you took $5,000,
you're a bounty hunter.

708
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,567
You murdered
my uncle for $5,000.

709
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,100
Come on, please...

710
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,433
You knew he had a heart
condition, didn't you?

711
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:03,833
Well, I didn't...

712
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:05,509
Why did you have to
throw the water at him?

713
00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:07,143
I didn't throw the water
at him, the waiter...

714
00:25:07,167 --> 00:25:08,167
You're lying.

715
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,066
The waiter threw
the water at him.

716
00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:11,400
I didn't...

717
00:25:13,067 --> 00:25:14,300
We should get... Jeff!

718
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:15,833
Let's go.

719
00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:18,067
No, you're not going anywhere,
you killed my uncle,

720
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,067
you murderer!

721
00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:19,900
Hey!

722
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:21,533
Stop it!

723
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:22,667
My neck, my neck.

724
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,300
Let go of him!

725
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,100
( Speaking Japanese )

726
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,066
Oh, Larry-San.

727
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,067
Hi.

728
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,867
Who was that?

729
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,867
Oh, I got lucky, my wife.

730
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,367
Your wife?

731
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,367
Yes.

732
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,967
Wow.

733
00:25:56,067 --> 00:25:57,067
Yes, wow.

734
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,533
How do you like that?

735
00:25:58,567 --> 00:25:59,567
Good for you.

736
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,967
Thank you very much.

737
00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:02,067
Ah, how are you?

738
00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:04,767
Somebody got me in a headlock.

739
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,600
I am much, much worse.

740
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,500
Well, I think we can
do something about that.

741
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:09,933
You're a very confident man.

742
00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,300
You really are.

743
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:15,867
Say, would you like to make
another deal on that one?

744
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,800
What do you mean another one?

745
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,100
Well, you already owe me
5,000 for the other one.

746
00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:22,467
Would you like a chance
to get it back, maybe?

747
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,809
I owe you five,
how do I owe you five?

748
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:26,066
I don't owe you 5,000,
what are you talking about?

749
00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:28,833
Well, my receptionist
called you and talked to you

750
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:29,767
on the phone.

751
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,167
You told her and she told me

752
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,133
that you said that
you were better.

753
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,800
I said...

754
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:40,066
Yeah, she asked me
how I was feeling.

755
00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:41,200
I said, better.

756
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,233
Better than before,
not 100% better,

757
00:26:44,267 --> 00:26:46,367
not all better, but better.

758
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,467
Better?

759
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:51,467
After I treated you,
you were better, right?

760
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,700
In english, better doesn't
mean better, completely better.

761
00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:57,433
I don't, there's
a confusion here,

762
00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:59,167
a language confusion.

763
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,800
Better is not all better,
it's better.

764
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:02,867
Larry-San,

765
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,733
wait a minute, you said better.

766
00:27:05,767 --> 00:27:08,800
Better is better,
you said you were better.

767
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:13,933
This, Larry-San,
this will cause me

768
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,333
some great shame with my family.

769
00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:18,500
Everyone knows about
this agreement.

770
00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:21,066
My employees, my business.

771
00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:23,833
We made an agreement
as men of honor.

772
00:27:23,867 --> 00:27:27,300
You owe me $5,000,
I made you feel better!

773
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,067
So...

774
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,067
How do you intend to pay?

775
00:27:40,967 --> 00:27:42,567
I have a...

776
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,100
Check...

777
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,067
Made out to me for $5,000.

778
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,733
I can endorse it over to you.

779
00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:52,200
Don't cash it for a week.

780
00:27:52,233 --> 00:27:54,066
For a week?

781
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:55,733
Of course, I'll need a...

782
00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:57,967
Picture ID.

783
00:28:02,633 --> 00:28:07,067
So, I got the orchids.

784
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,433
Oh.

785
00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:11,233
They were so nice.

786
00:28:11,267 --> 00:28:12,833
Thank you for sending them.

787
00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:15,066
( Japanese )

788
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:17,433
Something you do
for all your patients?

789
00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:18,933
Send them...

790
00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:20,567
Orchids?

791
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:26,300
Ancient Japanese custom.

792
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:39,367
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793
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,066
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794
00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:48,067
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