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( Announcer babbling )

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Alright, come on,
vinny, come on.

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Good, good catch, good catch!

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Get out of bounds!

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Put it in... get out of...

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Oh, my god, why didn't
he get out of bounds?

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What a moron!

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What, it's only another two
yards that you're gonna get.

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So what, you don't
need two yards.

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You got two and
a half minutes to go,

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you gotta get out of bonds.

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Oh, I hate watching them.

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I just hate watching them!

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They just aggravate me so much!

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Alright!

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Yes, yes, go, go!

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Beautiful, first down,
excellent, that's the call!

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That's the call!

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Hi, honey!

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Hi.

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Uh, Cheryl's home.

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Oh, no, she went to
visit her mother

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in Tallahassee for four days.

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Okay, I'll see you later.

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Hey!

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Hi.

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Hi, welcome home.

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Thank you.

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Good to be home.

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Good to see you.

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Oh.

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How've you been,
what's been going on?

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Nothing.

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Yeah, you got a little...

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What?

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Got a little scruff going,
it's cute.

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Oh, the prostitutes
don't seem to mind it.

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No, oh, good, good.

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They give you a discount?

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Yeah, they do,
they get off on it.

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Oh, my god, I'm so tired.

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There was that three hour
difference and...

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You should go up and take a nap.

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Uh, I'm too wound up right now.

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You know little Griffin,
my youngest nephew?

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Yeah, mmm-hmm.

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Uh, and he wanted to
play on the stairs

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and my sister's like,
"no, it's too dangerous."

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My mom says,
"oh, I've raised four kids."

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I...

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Uh-huh.

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Okay, why don't you
just watch your game?

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Come on, it's the last
two minutes.

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I'll be right up, okay?

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( Announcer ) man, they shoot themselves
in the foot every single time

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they get in this position.

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So, somebody told me today

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that too much soy
makes your brain shrink.

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Kind of scared me a little bit.

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I've been having soy for
breakfast with my cereal

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everyday for the last 10 years.

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What am I gonna do,
switch to milk now?

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I don't know if could
switch to milk.

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You know, cholesterol.

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Can't win, really.

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So, so tell me about the trip.

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What, um...

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How's your cousin, Griffin?

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Griffin is my nephew.

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How's your mother
and everything?

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She's wonderful.

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She's sarcastic wonderful
or just...

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Does that mean
she's not wonderful or...

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No, she really is wonderful.

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Well, I'm sorry about
what happened downstairs

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when you got home.

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I was watching the game

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and it's like the last
two minutes, you know.

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That's fine.

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Doesn't sound like it's fine.

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But, you know...

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I'm sensing rancor.

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Or is it "ranker"?

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Rancor?

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I know how to spell it.

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Larry, please, it's fine.

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I don't know what you
want me to say right now.

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Well, how about...

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"Honey, I forgive you.

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Would you like to have sex?"

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How about that?

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Or any combination of that.

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Mm-hmm.

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Either forgiveness or the sex.

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Of course, both would be great.

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That would be ideal.

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I'm not expecting both.

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Hey, if you were watching
the oscars or something, okay,

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and they were about to announce
the best actress category

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and I came home, I would say,

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"no, sit down,
finish watching it."

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I think if you had
been gone on a trip,

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I could make two minutes for you

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to listen to what happened
and see how you're doing.

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If it was in the third quarter,

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easily, I'd give you 15 minutes.

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But we're in the last
two minutes of the game.

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They've got the ball
on the 35 yard line.

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Well, you know,
the moment is passed.

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There's nothing
we can do about it now.

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( Female ) how many frequent
flier miles do I need?

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Okay, I'm gonna call you back.

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Hi.

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Phil scheff called.

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He said you can call him
whenever you want.

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What are you wearing?

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I'm gonna work out later.

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You can't wear that.

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What happened to the outfit
I got you last week?

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I'm not comfortable in it,
it's too new.

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Hey, wait a second,
wait a second.

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You haven't shaved.

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Alright, what's going on?

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Nothing.

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No, no, no, no, no,
something's up with you.

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Cheryl's not talking
to me, that's all.

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Alright, what did you do?

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Well, I was watching the game,
the football game,

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and she'd been away
for four days

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and she comes home with two
minutes left to go in the game

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and my attention
was diverted and, uh...

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Oh, Larry, Larry, Larry.

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You gotta get her a gift.

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You can't come home
empty handed.

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Absolutely not.

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Yeah.

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We were at this jewelry store
a couple weeks ago.

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23rd street jewelers and she was
looking at this bracelet

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and it was platinum, it had,
like, little diamonds in it.

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Ooh, oh, yeah, that's it.

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Yeah, is that it?

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Yeah, that's what
I was afraid of.

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Hey, hey!

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You're that
chicken I'orange guy, huh?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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How you doing?

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Good, how are you?

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Hey, good to see you.

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Nice to see you.

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Hey, thanks a lot
for that chicken.

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That was highly appreciated.

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Yeah, oh, did you like it?

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Oh, man, I loved it.

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Good.

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Hey, you wouldn't have
any spare change?

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Anna?

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Here's a piece of gum, here.

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Piece of gum?

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Hey, look at this.

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What should we do?

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Okay, take care of yourself.

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Okay.

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No.

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I wasn't with that guy!

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I'm not with him!

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Hey, these are
my workout clothes!

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Excuse me, sir,
could you do me a favor?

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I'm gonna dial a number.

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If a woman answers the phone,
just hang up,

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and if a man answers,
hand it back to me, okay?

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Are you putting me on?

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No.

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What is this about,
what are you...

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I hate my friend's girlfriend.

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I don't want to talk to her.

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Please, thank you.

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It's a guy.

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Thank you very much.

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Richard, hey.

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What are you doing now?

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Um, I need you
to do me a big favor.

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L.d.

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Hey.

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Hey, man.

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No wonder.

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Look at you.

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What?

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You look like
the Jewish ratso Rizzo.

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I was gonna work out.

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Thank you for doing this.

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Well, I mean, alright.

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Thank you.

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The bracelet is
right in the front.

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That's the first thank you
in over two years, by the way.

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I just want you to know.

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You haven't done anything
for me to thank you for.

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Good point, good.

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So, the bracelet is
right in the front.

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It's platinum,
it's got little diamonds.

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Is there a name like
"pluto's tail" or anything?

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I don't know the name of it.

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It's right in the front center.

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Of what?

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Of the display case.

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It's very prominent.

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Is it on one of those
velvet neck things?

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Yeah, it's right in
the front center...

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No, it's a necklace...

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It's a bracelet, a bracelet,
it's not on a hand.

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It's a bracelet.

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It's not on a thing?

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There's only
two bracelets in the...

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It has to either be on
a hand or on a mannequin.

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Why'd I ever call this guy?

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Alright, give me
some bread, alright.

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Use your credit card.

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I'll pay you back
later today, I promise.

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Thank you.

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Hey, smarty pants.

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Closed.

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Good planning.

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Oh, shit.

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I'll do this.

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I'll do it, but I'm hungry
and we'll come back.

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We'll come back, let's go eat.

226
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Where do you want to go?

227
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I don't know, Elliot farms.

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Alright, you drive.

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You know what,
it's so gorgeous out.

230
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We haven't talked, let's walk.

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You want to walk?

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It's about 25 minutes,
a half hour it'll take us.

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So what?

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Come on, like we're
in New York again,

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you know what I mean?

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I never walked in New York.

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Briskly, it's only
about 20 minutes.

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I need it for my cardiovascular.

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I told you, 25 relatives
had heart attacks in my family.

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Do me one, let me walk.

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Okay, please.

242
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I'm not lying.

243
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Why do you think?

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We're men and men need it more.

245
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No, it's not about that.

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I got it.

247
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Why?

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I got it, it's fine.

249
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No, it's because they are
so offended by our genitalia...

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That they have to be
in love with us to have it.

251
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That's why we can have sex
with anyone and they can't.

252
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Oh, because penises don't look
as attractive and that's why...

253
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Yes, they can't just
have sex with any man.

254
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They have to really love the man

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to get involved
with their penis,

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with their grotesque penis.

257
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I'm missing something.

258
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No, I think it's a good theory.

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It's a disgusting theory
at lunch,

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I'll tell you that much.

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We're already finished
so it doesn't matter.

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Thanks for lunch, by the way.

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You're welcome, what is this?

264
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What?

265
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There's a space here
to tip a captain?

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A captain?

267
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Instead of a waiter?

268
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,567
No, both.

269
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,067
Look at this.

270
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,233
There's a space for a captain
and a space for a waiter.

271
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,333
So, you give both.

272
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,543
What do you mean, I give both?

273
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,933
What am I supposed to give?

274
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,043
You give the waiter
what you want

275
00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,567
and the captain half.

276
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,700
Half of the waiter's?

277
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,833
Half of my 20 percent
allotment to the waiter?

278
00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:52,967
Allotment?

279
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,333
Well, I have 20 percent
allotted to the waiter.

280
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,776
Sound like you're in
the schemata business.

281
00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,400
The captain's gonna be
horning in now on my allotment?

282
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,667
On what the waiter's getting?

283
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,066
No, no, the waiter was good.

284
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:07,567
So, it's 30 percent,
is that what you're saying?

285
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,700
20 and 10.

286
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:10,233
20 and 10?

287
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:11,733
You see a captain,
what does he do?

288
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,167
I think I saw, the guy
at the podium, he pointed.

289
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,343
I think the captain's horning
in on the waiter, frankly,

290
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,066
'cause most people are probably

291
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,833
reducing the tip to the waiter.

292
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:21,300
You think he's horning?

293
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,100
That's hilarious.

294
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,567
Who is this captain
out of the clear blue sky?

295
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,066
You're gonna not
leave anything for the...?

296
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,567
I'm giving the waiter
30 percent.

297
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,676
Let the waiter give the captain
10 percent if he wants.

298
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,100
I'll give the waiter the money.

299
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,967
Let's go, thanks for lunch,
by the way.

300
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,533
And thanks for the penis talk.

301
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:42,067
Next time, there'll be
a space for a lieutenant,

302
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,066
then maybe a colonel,
tip the colonel,

303
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,400
how much, colonel?

304
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,400
What does the colonel get?

305
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:47,867
I bet in elementary school,

306
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:52,400
you didn't put the little penny
in the unicef slots, right?

307
00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,500
It's unlikely.

308
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,800
Hello, excuse me?

309
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,267
Hi, hi.

310
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,676
I can't believe
you actually stopped.

311
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,100
I've been standing out here
for over an hour.

312
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:04,167
And you're the first people
that have actually stopped.

313
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,066
Anyway, I hate to impose on you.

314
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:10,400
I wonder if I could just take up
a few minutes of your time.

315
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,600
I need a little help.

316
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,967
What do you need?

317
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,400
Uh, thank you,
thank you so much.

318
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,667
I just moved into
the neighborhood

319
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:22,733
and I have these boxes in
the middle of my living room

320
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:26,800
and I actually just need
a minute of your time

321
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,767
to help me move them
to the corner

322
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,700
so, I don't trip over them.

323
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,800
I don't see.

324
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:35,333
Where do you live?

325
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,467
Around the corner,
just right around the corner.

326
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,967
It would help me so much
if you could just help me.

327
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,833
I kinda gotta
get to the jewelry store.

328
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,409
Yes, I know,
it's a terrible imposition.

329
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,233
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

330
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,133
How can you not
help a blind man?

331
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,867
How could you say "blind man"
in front of a blind man?

332
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,933
Oh, please, no.

333
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,333
I didn't mean that in a bad way.

334
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,833
I meant sightless.

335
00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,067
I didn't mean...

336
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,066
I respect the blind
as much as anybody.

337
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,767
It's not a problem, believe me.

338
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,633
I didn't mean that
in a derogatory sense

339
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,067
I got my own problems.

340
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,340
And I'm a recovering alcoholic.

341
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:09,733
I have intimacy problems.

342
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,600
Poor guy, terrible
intimacy problems.

343
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,143
Can't get close to a woman,
it's a terrible thing.

344
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,967
It happens to be true.

345
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,767
We're all the same,
we're all the same.

346
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,567
He can't see and you have
intimacy problems.

347
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,900
You guys have a lot in common.

348
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:26,200
Your problems are very similar.

349
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,267
We'll help you move.

350
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,967
Thank you so much.

351
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:31,833
Yeah, we're right
behind you, bro.

352
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:33,066
Are you still there?

353
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,066
Yeah.

354
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,767
My name is Michael.

355
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,767
How you doing?

356
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,867
Hi.

357
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,066
Here it is.

358
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,867
Thank you so very much.

359
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,533
This means the world.

360
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,533
Thank you.

361
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,467
Um, okay.

362
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,233
What I need is the computer.

363
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,633
Do you see it?

364
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,109
Very lovely place you got,
by the way?

365
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,300
Really?

366
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,133
Thanks, just put it
on the table.

367
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,233
Uh, in the corner.

368
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,167
Try to think about
my fingers once, will ya?

369
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,200
Great.

370
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:18,367
Just throw a little chair
and I'm good.

371
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,400
I can handle this.

372
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,833
Yeah, ooh, the ancapatha, sorry.

373
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:24,267
This is very heavy.

374
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,633
Member of the Lily family.

375
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,167
Push it, push it!

376
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,067
I had a colonoscopy
two weeks ago.

377
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,333
Thank you very much.

378
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,333
It's our pleasure.

379
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,333
Thanks.

380
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,867
You have no strength.

381
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,533
You're so fucking dainty.

382
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,133
You know what? The wingback
chair would be better.

383
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,567
There's nothing else, is there?

384
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,733
Where do you think
I should put the TV?

385
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,066
Back up, back up!

386
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,633
You're like
a goddamn lion tamer.

387
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:52,633
Uh, okay, well, hey,
listen, thanks, it's Mike.

388
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,700
Thank you very much.

389
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,933
Thank you so very much.

390
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,933
Richard.

391
00:14:56,967 --> 00:15:00,067
Larry, thank you, Larry.

392
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,633
Thanks, thanks so much.

393
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,133
Yeah, okay, thanks, alright.

394
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,276
Be well, take care of yourself.

395
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,367
Okay, yeah, just the mattress.

396
00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,600
Where do you want the mattress?

397
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,467
In the bedroom.

398
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,667
Good.

399
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,533
Thank you so very much.

400
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,367
Okay, you happy?

401
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,467
You sure?

402
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,067
And it looks great, by the way.

403
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,667
Thank you very, very much.

404
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,700
You should be very happy.

405
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,900
The place looks great.

406
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,543
Thank you, Larry,
thanks, thanks, Richard.

407
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,833
And you rule, thank you.

408
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,533
Thank you so very much.

409
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:47,533
Just bring the TV in
and stick it in...

410
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,933
The fireplace there...

411
00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:52,100
And go.

412
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,467
Get the TV from the bedroom?

413
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,833
Uh-huh.

414
00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:03,767
Stick it in the recess
of the fireplace.

415
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,467
Why, why, why, why did
we move it in the bedroom then?

416
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,600
Why is it in the bedroom?

417
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,509
I don't know why we moved it
in the bedroom, I...

418
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,543
You told us to move it
in the bedroom.

419
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:11,767
No, I did not!

420
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,400
Richard said
bring it in the bedroom.

421
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,267
Anyway, you don't even want it,
why do you want it over here?

422
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,267
For my guests!

423
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,267
It doesn't work over here.

424
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,809
You could ruin the whole
hearth affect.

425
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,067
I think you said the bedroom.

426
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,167
What in the name of god

427
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,509
am I gonna do
with a TV in my room?!

428
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,066
I'm blind, for chrissakes.

429
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,067
But it doesn't work in here!

430
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,076
It just doesn't, doesn't fit!

431
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,633
That's where it belongs!

432
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:32,133
Are you questioning
my sense of space, Larry?

433
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,007
I'm not questioning
your sense of space, but...

434
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,267
Thank you, bring in the goddamn
TV and be done with it!

435
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,143
Hey, this is not a marriage,
can we just do this?

436
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,400
Thank you, Richard.

437
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,176
Because I have a lot of things
going on in my life, too,

438
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,500
just bring it in!

439
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:46,500
( Larry ) Richard!

440
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:47,867
I'm sorry.

441
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:56,066
Look, we did a good thing,
but I, who knew?

442
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,767
The blind man misled us though.

443
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,967
It's true, but...

444
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,267
He did mislead us.

445
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,567
He didn't tell us the truth
about what we had to move.

446
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,400
He was a deceptive blind man.

447
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:07,100
I think if your blind,
you have some, uh...

448
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,066
You got license,
you got blind license?

449
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:11,100
I can finish my own thought.

450
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,609
You weren't doing
a very good job of it.

451
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,833
I'm exhausted.

452
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,533
( Laughing )

453
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:23,900
You like that?

454
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:24,900
Shit happens.

455
00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:26,567
Oh, shit happens.

456
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,067
That's great.

457
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,367
Let me see this thing

458
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,367
that we wasted our whole
lifetime trying to get.

459
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,400
See in the front, in the center.

460
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,767
On that little ramp thing?

461
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,933
Yeah, yeah.

462
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,933
It's beautiful.

463
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:41,066
I know, it's nice.

464
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,433
Wave goodbye.

465
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,667
It's good to see you.

466
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,066
Yeah.

467
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,109
You know, I gotta tell you this.

468
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,433
You helped a blind man.

469
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,433
And, you know, to me,
this was a great day.

470
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,500
It was?

471
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:53,833
Yeah.

472
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,066
Everyday's a great day for me.

473
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:59,567
Look at you, Norman Vincent,
Norman Vincent Lewis.

474
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,100
No, I'm not
Norman Vincent Lewis.

475
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,400
Are you Norman Vincent Lewis?

476
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:05,733
Is it true or not that
I have more, I don't know,

477
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,067
Serenity than you?

478
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,900
You seem never,
you have no gratitude.

479
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,533
You have more Serenity?

480
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,967
In my own way I do.

481
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,067
I am in pretty bad shape
if that's the case.

482
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,267
I mean, I love you.

483
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,233
You are just a babbling
brook of bullshit.

484
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,433
I'll see you.

485
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,433
Thanks for your help.

486
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,533
Yeah.

487
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,900
Yeah, yeah,
I hear what you're saying,

488
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,409
but I gotta
tell you something, Richie boy,

489
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,143
I don't think you know
what you're talking about.

490
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,367
If they punt, the way
the giants defense is playing,

491
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,567
they won't get the ball back.

492
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,167
Hey, let me ask you something.

493
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,509
You didn't happen to
pick up my credit card

494
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,467
at lunch today, did you?

495
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,333
I don't know, I must have left
it on the table or something.

496
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,066
Great, we're all made up.

497
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,067
Everything's great.

498
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,567
Got her some roses.

499
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,633
Boy, it's amazing
how these roses work.

500
00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,867
Yeah.

501
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,967
You want to buy the bracelet?

502
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,300
Is it her birthday?

503
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:17,800
Well, yeah, okay, go ahead.

504
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,066
They're running,
oh, what idiots!

505
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,633
Do you believe this team?

506
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:30,233
Oh, I gotta go, Cheryl's home.

507
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,867
Hi!

508
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,867
Hey!

509
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,867
How are ya, honey?

510
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,867
Hi.

511
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,367
Oh, oh...

512
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:40,533
Okay.

513
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:43,167
How's it going?

514
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,467
Oh, it's football again.

515
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,900
Is there a game on?

516
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:47,900
You didn't know that?

517
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:49,300
Right now, on the TV?

518
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,500
You're kidding?

519
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,066
Wow.

520
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,800
How was your nrdc meeting?

521
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:54,967
Oh, it was great.

522
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,200
We're gonna have a big
beach cleaning day.

523
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,200
Beach cleaning day?

524
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,833
Yeah, like thousands
of volunteers.

525
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,067
And we're gonna have booths
all up and down the beach,

526
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,867
and hopefully it'll get
more people involved.

527
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,000
Hopefully, but, you know,
not me, of course,

528
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,533
but I wish everybody good luck.

529
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:10,833
Thank you, I would not
expect you to get involved.

530
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,533
Well, it's a lot of work.

531
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:13,900
Volunteering.

532
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,000
Oh, and you know what?

533
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:18,733
I passed by that
jewelry store on 23rd

534
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,833
and I think I really
do want that bracelet.

535
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:26,433
You know what?

536
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:31,700
I was gonna buy you
that bracelet today.

537
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,800
Really? I almost bought it.

538
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,967
You did?

539
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,600
Yeah, unfortunately,
the store was closed.

540
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,833
Oh, well, you can
get it tomorrow.

541
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,233
Well, you know, I was...

542
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,833
I was talking to Richard Lewis
on the phone earlier

543
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,933
and he was with me today, and...

544
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:54,800
He just asked me if he could
buy it for his girlfriend

545
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,967
and I guess I kinda
told him, "okay."

546
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,267
Why would you do that?

547
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,533
Well, we'd already made up.

548
00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:08,533
So, I don't want the bracelet
because we made up?

549
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,533
That doesn't make sense.

550
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,933
I know it doesn't,
it was stupid.

551
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,633
Let's just call him and tell him

552
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,400
that it was a mix-up and not
to get it for his girlfriend.

553
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:17,543
I'll get it
for you tomorrow, okay?

554
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,533
First thing tomorrow morning.

555
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:19,800
But I don't want to call him

556
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,609
because his girlfriend's
gonna pick up the phone

557
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:23,133
and I don't want to talk to her.

558
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,133
I'll call, I'll call.

559
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,867
No, no, because
he's got caller ID

560
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,066
and then I'm gonna
be on the phone with him

561
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:30,066
for five hours explaining
to him why I hung up.

562
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,533
And I don't want that.

563
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,066
I'll get up and go down there.

564
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,700
I will be there when
they open the store.

565
00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:38,533
I will turn the key.

566
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:41,433
I'll greet them in the morning.

567
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,500
It's all done.

568
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:45,767
Uncle Larry is here, yeah.

569
00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:10,533
Larry? Oh, oh.

570
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:11,633
Whoa.

571
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:14,500
What's this all about?

572
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,133
Well, I have to get dressed up
to go to this jewelry store.

573
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,100
Oh, my god, you look great.

574
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:21,100
Thank you very much.

575
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,500
Wow.

576
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,576
Would you mind handing me that
sport jacket there, please?

577
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,333
I can barely move,
I'm just shocked.

578
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,309
Oh, the restaurant called
while you were in the shower.

579
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,300
They have the credit card?

580
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:31,367
Yeah. Okay, great.

581
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,367
So, you don't need mine?

582
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,533
No, I'm gonna go pick it up

583
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:34,809
before I go to
the jewelry store.

584
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:35,833
Okay.

585
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,800
Excuse me.

586
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,967
Oh, hi.

587
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,376
Hi, I called earlier
about the credit card.

588
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,233
Oh, yeah, okay, let's see.

589
00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:58,667
Um, what's your name?

590
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,833
Larry David.

591
00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,333
Alright, it's yours.

592
00:23:01,367 --> 00:23:02,333
Thank you so much.

593
00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:03,400
Okay.

594
00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:05,367
Hi, morning.

595
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,800
Fuck!

596
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,233
The only table I have
that night is, uh...

597
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:23,066
Excuse me,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

598
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,567
My car's blocked in.

599
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,800
I don't know if
it's from this restaurant.

600
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,600
It's a black BMW,
it's a convertible.

601
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,167
It's probably Perry's car.

602
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,167
Who's Perry?

603
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,433
The captain.

604
00:23:33,467 --> 00:23:35,300
He's right over there.

605
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:36,400
Perry?

606
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:42,933
Um...

607
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,443
Could you please do me a favor?

608
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,600
I think you're blocking my car.

609
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,500
Oh, did you park in
an employee reserved space?

610
00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:51,843
I did, I left
my credit card here.

611
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,567
I just had to run
in for 30 seconds.

612
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,100
That's all.

613
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,176
Oh, you're the guy
from yesterday.

614
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,167
So, you got your card?

615
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,167
Yes, I did.

616
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,167
Oh, good.

617
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,243
And you had
this table, too, right?

618
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,233
Yes.

619
00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:02,467
And the table was good?

620
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,667
It was great, wasn't it?

621
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,867
It was okay.

622
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,800
The service was good?

623
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,167
It was fine, yeah.

624
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,843
We did everything,
I just want to make sure.

625
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:14,267
You know, normally
when we have good service,

626
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,933
we get tips.

627
00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:20,300
I think you left something
like 30 percent for the waiter

628
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,933
and you just drew a line through
my waiter captain tip.

629
00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:25,100
I thought maybe it
was something.

630
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,900
Hold on a second.

631
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,900
The waiter didn't
give you any money?

632
00:24:29,933 --> 00:24:32,400
No, waiters don't tip out
to waiter captains.

633
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:35,267
And I make a living off my tips.

634
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,020
That waiter didn't share
that tip with you?

635
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,600
No, he didn't.

636
00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:41,367
That is so unfair,
that's terrible.

637
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,567
Really terrible.

638
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,733
Yeah.

639
00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:46,067
You know, I mean you make
a living off your tips.

640
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,900
And here is a 30 percent tip
and he gets the whole thing.

641
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:51,600
Yeah, and a line right
through the waiter captain.

642
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:56,633
Well, I was emphasizing
what an extravagant tip it was

643
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,633
in some ways, I guess.

644
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:58,900
No, well, the waiter's...

645
00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,933
I was calling attention to it,
you know, here...

646
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,200
Share this.

647
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,733
Actually, I'm in the middle
of something right now, so...

648
00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:08,076
Listen, I'll move
the car for you.

649
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,867
Just give me
the keys and I'll...

650
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,443
I'll move your car
and I'll put it in the space...

651
00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:13,167
It's got a special code.

652
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,533
It'll take two seconds.

653
00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:18,467
Stay here, do your work
and I'll just go move the car.

654
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,900
You better find yourself
another mode of transportation.

655
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,467
Richard!

656
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,500
Wait!

657
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,300
Wait!

658
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,367
Anna?

659
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,300
Jeez.

660
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:30,933
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661
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:35,967
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662
00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:44,067
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663
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