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[Eerie Western instrumental music]

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-= Tremors 3 - Back to Perfection =-

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Is that the new guy?

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[Man responds in Spanish]

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[Dialogue in Spanish]

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[Martial instrumental music]

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[Woman speaks in Spanish]

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S? mi amiga.
We are completamente seguros here...

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...because l've selected
my position carefully.

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First rule of engagement:
Know your enemy.

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Second rule: Know where to engage him.

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You've kept your engines running.
I want maximum heat emissions...

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...from these coordinates.
Mucho caliente. Comprende?

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The time, 5:00.

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The place, seven klicks south of El Chaco.

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The situation:

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A single graboid reported
in the area two weeks ago.

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Only the third appearance of these underground
carnivores in the last 11 years.

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Unfortunately, lack of action
on the part of local authorities...

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...has allowed the creature
to metamorphose...

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...into the second stage of its life cycle,
producing six shriekers...

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...a voracious, hermaphroditic life-form...

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...which can double in number every
few minutes by eating sufficient food.

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In this case, chickens.

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[Eerie screeching]

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Ay, Dios mío!

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A truckload of chickens.

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lnfrared monitoring
now indicates the shrieker herd...

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...moving across the pampas toward us...

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...closing at less than 300 meters.

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290. 280.

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l've managed to lead the shrieker herd
away from civilian population.

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My tactical approach is
utilize various maneuvers...

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...demonstrated
by Sitting Bull at Little Bighorn...

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...and Field Marshal Rommel during
the North Africa campaign.

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The idea being to set up a proper kill zone.

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[Distant explosion]

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BURT: l should take this opportunity
to point out their zero tactical skills.

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[Screeching approaches]

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BURT: Lacking eyes or ears,
they can sense only heat and....

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[Man tries to interrupt]

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Patience, mi amigo.

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[Exhortations in Spanish]

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Nothing to worry about...

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...because for once l have
the proper tool at hand.

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[Martial instrumental music]

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Looking for a little heat?

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[Shriekers screech and howl]

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Any questions?

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[Fast-paced instrumental music]

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[Horn honks]

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MlGUEL: Burt, welcome home.

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We saw you on CNN
shooting that cannon thing.

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Dual .50 antiaircraft turret mount.

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Good to see you, Miguel.
What the hell is that?

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Some real estate guys out of Reno.
They want to cut up the valley into parcels.

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-That'll be a cold day in hell.
-That's what l told them.

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Burt, while you were gone...

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...there was this conga line
of cement trucks going up to your place.

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What are you building up there?

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l installed an underground
graboid barrier, my own design.

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Big cement box,
two-feet thick, steel reinforced...

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...completely surrounding my compound...

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...sides and bottom.
Now l can sleep nights.

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Come on, Burt. What's it been, 11 years?

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No reason to lower your guard.

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Burt, welcome home.

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Put in a bar code reader?

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Jodi, they can use that
to build a profile on all my purchases.

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Burt, welcome home.

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Yeah, welcome.
Next they'll want a sample of my DNA.

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How have you been?

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JODl: l guess l'm getting by.

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BURT: Getting by? You're doing better
than your uncle ever did.

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JODl: ln retail, if you're not three steps
ahead, you're one step behind.

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JODl: You want your mail?
BURT: Yeah, l guess.

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Perfection Valley Ranchettes.

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They've been making offers to all of us.

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Shall l file it for you?

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JODl: Cool watch.
BURT: Gift from the gauchos.

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It continuously updates
its time to the nanosecond...

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...by connecting directly
to the cesium clock in Colorado...

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...via ultrasonic frequency.

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Well above our normal range of hearing,
but it'll give a dog fits.

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Right. So, were you able to
get me graboid or shrieker parts:

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Beaks, tentacles, claws?

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Aren't you overdoing all this a little?

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Burt, this stuff is our claim to fame.

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China has pandas. Australia has koalas.

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And we've got these...

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...even if they are extinct here.

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Are you trying to turn the valley
into a theme park?

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lt worked for your friends, Earl and Grady.

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l'm just fighting for my piece
of the leisure dollar. But this...

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...this is your theme park kind of guy.

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BURT: ''Desert Jack's Graboid Adventure,''
who the hell is this yahoo?

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He moved in while you were gone,
started this business...

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...taking people out on graboid safaris.

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l don't believe this.

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JACK: [Over loudspeaker]
Believe it, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is no theme park simulation here.

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You are in the heart of graboid country.

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These savage subterrestrials...

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...these death-dealing denizens of dirt...

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...first appeared about 1 1 years ago.

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Yeah, you keep your eyes peeled,
your mind and body centered.

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These things can jump up at any moment.

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What the--

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Just a jackrabbit, folks. Just a jackrabbit.

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Breathe and release. There you go.

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These suckers, I've seen one jump...

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...clear 50 feet out of the ground,
like a volcano.

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Swallowed a semi-truck whole.
Now that's what I call roadkill.

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I tell you, yes, friends,
this whole area is a major feeding ground.

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Just over that ridge there
is where a simple shepherd...

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...named Old Fred lost his herd of sheep.

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Yeah, and everything else
from the neck down.

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Now as l said,
we're in the heart of graboid country.

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Right in the heart of it.

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Whoa!

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JACK: Looks like we have company, folks.

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BOY: Man. ls that a graboid?

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JACK: Yeah, looks like it. Get back, son,
you're going to lose a limb now.

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[Screams] Oh, God!

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JACK: lt's flooded!
BOY: Calm down, lady!

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Has it spotted us yet?

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l don't know. l can't tell.
But it's bigger than l've ever seen.

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Look!

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Oh, God!

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BOY: Here it comes!
JACK: Take control of yourself, don't panic.

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Keep going. Come on. Moving in!

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Well, we'd better get the hell out of Dodge!

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Come on now.

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We got it. lt's called divine intervention.

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Just stick with Jack,
you're going to make it back.

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That's one.

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l think he picked up our scent.

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-Thought they only hunt by sound.
-That's what l meant, sound.

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Four!

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All right, baby. Been waiting for you.

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Come to Daddy.

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Come on now, hop on this here rock.

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Here you go. Here you go.
Give me your hand, darling. Come on.

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All right.

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Hang on to your hat now.
Here's the rest of us.

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We got everybody now?

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Let's see here, one, two, three, four, five.

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That's good. Well, l think
we just best wait it out a spell.

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How long do you think it will be?

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Well, ma'am, time is the eternal river.

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l suggest we not swim upstream.

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Damn, it's hot out here.

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JACK: Anybody up for an ice-cold beer?

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l got $3 a bottle domestic, $4.50 imported.

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Also, might l recommend
my fresh fruit juices?

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Monster Mango. Graboid Grape.

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For a buck extra,
you can keep the souvenir glass.

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Glows in the dark. Look at that.

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[Martial instrumental music]

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RECORDlNG: Please enter access code...

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...or Level 1 security program
will be activated in ten seconds.

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Nine seconds,
eight seconds, seven seconds...

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...six seconds, five seconds.

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JACK: Thank you for your business.
l'd say we got pretty lucky out there today.

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-Absolutely.
-All we saw was dust.

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That's all you want to see, believe me, son.

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Stay on the blacktop now
till you're clear out of the valley.

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Tell your friends about us.

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JACK: Got to restock the cooler here.

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By the way, you didn't pay me
for that bag of ice this morning.

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JACK: Well, you know,
l thought it was complimentary ice.

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l'm in business here, Jack.

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So am l. l've been thinking you ought
to sell me my refreshments at wholesale.

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-Because?
-lt's a part of our symbiotic relationship.

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Symbiotic relationship.
That's a good one, Jack.

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JACK: You see, Jodi, all things are related.

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My business brings business
to your business.

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Probably like an increase of about,
approximately around...

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...50%.

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Actually...

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...22%, with questionable sustainability.

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Questionable sustainability?

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Do you have a business plan?

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l try not to plan too much.
l trust in the ebb and flow of the universe.

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You have to plan to be a viable entity
in today's economic landscape.

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See, me, l'm in phase three
of establishing my product identity.

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You know, L.L. Bean, ''canoey,'' outdoorsy.

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Land's End, ''golf clubby,'' ''sailboaty.''

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l see. l see. Chang's Market.

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ls that, you know, that, kind of ''deserty,''
''underground monstery''?

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JODl: Exactly.

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All righty.

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Sure hope nothing stops you
from becoming a viable entity...

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...because l hate when that happens.

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l'm billing you for that complimentary ice.

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[Deep underground rumbling]

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You know, l really like this clay.

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lt doesn't crack in the kiln,
but it is so expensive.

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l can get 10% off if you order 200 pounds.

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Yeah, l can't even afford that.

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-Hi, Jodi.
-Hey, Mindy.

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MlNDY: Can you give these to Jack
when he comes in?

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Sure. Throw them on the table.

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Thanks.

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Mindy, l think Jack was
expecting you to sew those pants...

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...not just stick tape on them.

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Mom, tape is a total statement.

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People like Jack and l understand that.

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l was into safety pins, myself.

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-Hey, Burt.
-Hey, Mindy.

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BURT: l thought you were off at school.

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Mom didn't tell you?

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l had to drop out.
We couldn't afford the tuition.

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So, l'm back working
at the Arby's down in Bixby...

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...and trying to survive my mother.

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Well, l hope things work out.

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Thanks.

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JACK: Beer is inside.

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There you go. Watch your step.

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Gummer?

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ls that you?

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lt is, isn't it?

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Damn!

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Real pleasure to meet you, sir.
Jack Sawyer.

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l've started up this little tour business.

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Kind of an homage to you guys.

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I would be honored
if you would consider being a part of it.

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Sign a few autographs...

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...maybe a little weapons demonstration.

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MlLTON: Mom, take a picture of me
with the tremor.

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MlLTON'S MOM: Cute idea.

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They're called graboids.

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Come on over here, folks.

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Look who I've got for you. Come on down!

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The legendary Mr. Burt Gummer himself.

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MlLTON: Mom, it's the gun guy.

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lt is.

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Here, Milton.

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Stand right here, up straight.
You don't mind, do you?

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Straight, honey. Nice and tall. Taller!

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Say ''graboids.''

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-Graboids.
-Oh, great.

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Thank you so much, Mr. Goober.

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You had that look on your face.
What was that about?

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MlLTON: Don't start, Mom.

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They're out of their gourd right now.

247
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,936
My inner voice has been telling me...

248
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,564
...you and l are destined to work together.

249
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,940
What do you think?

250
00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:38,570
lf l had an inner voice
it'd be telling me to tell you to get lost.

251
00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:44,035
Well, you know, take your time.

252
00:18:44,118 --> 00:18:47,287
You just think about it
and get back to me now.

253
00:18:47,371 --> 00:18:49,331
He'll come around.

254
00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:03,304
Buford! Get your head out of your pants.

255
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:05,180
Just looking at the scenery.

256
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:07,892
Drooling on yourself.
Go set up for the next group.

257
00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:11,814
You don't have to be so mean.

258
00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:15,482
Boy, you're about as sharp
as a bowling ball.

259
00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:18,070
Yeah, tough guy.

260
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:22,032
Hi, Mindy.

261
00:19:24,826 --> 00:19:28,329
That skull was ripped wide open, boy.

262
00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:32,126
Eyeballs popping out. Ugly!

263
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:36,547
Now as l said,
you're in the heart of graboid country.

264
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:39,174
Yeah, you're right in the heart of it.

265
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:41,467
Let me tell you something, boys...

266
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:44,846
...you're right in the frigging heart of it!

267
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:52,353
WOMAN: Honey, did you see that?
MAN: Sweet Jesus! Look!

268
00:19:57,653 --> 00:20:00,153
JACK: Having a little engine trouble, folks.

269
00:20:00,362 --> 00:20:02,364
Stay calm. Stay calm.

270
00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:06,369
WOMAN: Where is it?
JACK: Stick with Jack, you'll make it back.

271
00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:11,124
JACK: Hold on to your hats.
MlNDY: Help, help, graboid attack.

272
00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,376
This is what you guys do all day?

273
00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:18,548
l mean, no offense, Buford,
but it's like tragically lame.

274
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:22,176
This is a good living.

275
00:20:22,259 --> 00:20:24,554
Compared to what l was doing before.

276
00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:25,764
Which was?

277
00:20:26,889 --> 00:20:28,475
Well, l was...

278
00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:31,978
...shoveling roadkill for the county.

279
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:36,484
Okay, l get you, but...

280
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:39,529
...why is Jack wasting his time...

281
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,948
...scamming yahoos
with this Scooby-Doo routine?

282
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:47,202
l bet there are a zillion better things
a guy like that could do.

283
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:53,501
l bet he's nursing a broken heart.
Or something totally tragic.

284
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:58,590
l bet he's just dying
to talk to somebody who understands him.

285
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,093
JACK: All right, we got everybody now?

286
00:21:02,176 --> 00:21:04,970
Damn, it's hot out here.
Anybody up for an ice-cold beer?

287
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:12,271
You know, l couldn't help but notice
that you're getting...

288
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,357
...awfully red out here in the sun.

289
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,693
[Deep underground rumbling]

290
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,038
Do you really have to keep doing that?

291
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,586
When is this tour going to be over,
anyway?

292
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,213
You don't enjoy my company, huh?

293
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,382
A man could take offense at that.

294
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,518
What's that?

295
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,063
[Buford screams]

296
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,152
[Suspenseful music]

297
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,660
MlNDY: [Screams] Freeze!

298
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:22,926
ls he all right?

299
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,223
[Deep underground rumbling]

300
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,949
[Silently mouths instructions]

301
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:49,871
[Gulps]

302
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,000
[Graboid hisses]

303
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:56,879
[Silently mouths instructions]

304
00:23:10,142 --> 00:23:11,185
[Keys clatter]

305
00:23:13,187 --> 00:23:15,272
[Suspenseful music]

306
00:23:21,195 --> 00:23:22,988
JACK: Come on, give me your hand!

307
00:23:29,704 --> 00:23:31,790
This thing is not even real!

308
00:23:31,873 --> 00:23:34,292
MlNDY: Everybody, shut up!
JACK: Listen to her!

309
00:23:34,376 --> 00:23:37,253
MAN: Who's that other guy?
MlNDY AND JACK: Shut the hell up!

310
00:23:37,336 --> 00:23:40,296
Jack's jeep can outrun it,
but we need a diversion.

311
00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:43,092
Some noise! Everybody, grab something.

312
00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:46,053
WOMAN: Like what?
MlNDY: Like anything.

313
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,682
We're going to throw stuff out that way...

314
00:23:48,765 --> 00:23:51,267
...then we're going to pile in the Jeep
and haul ass.

315
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:53,854
Got it? Okay. On three.

316
00:23:54,146 --> 00:23:58,276
One, two, three! Okay!

317
00:24:02,028 --> 00:24:03,696
[Camera clatters]

318
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:14,082
MAN: Where's my camera?
You threw away my brand-new camera?

319
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,586
[Rapid electronic beeping]

320
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:26,345
This time we're ready for you.

321
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,725
[Siren blares]

322
00:24:33,395 --> 00:24:36,564
This shipment of graboids
has four tentacles instead of three.

323
00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:40,526
They look ridiculous.
Nobody is going to buy them.

324
00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:43,988
-What the hell is that?
-lt's Burt's siren.

325
00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:47,327
JODl: The graboid ladder?
lt can't be real, Nancy.

326
00:24:47,409 --> 00:24:50,328
NANCY: He wouldn't blow the siren
unless it was for real.

327
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:53,957
l hope Mindy's okay.
Hope she doesn't do something stupid.

328
00:24:54,207 --> 00:24:56,126
l'm not paying for them!

329
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:06,762
MAN: lf you ask me, there's something
very amateurish about this operation.

330
00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:12,477
You take people into a life-or-death
situation, and you don't have a real gun?

331
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,812
Are you even licensed to do this?

332
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,190
You wanted to see a graboid,
you saw a graboid.

333
00:25:18,357 --> 00:25:22,068
l advise you to hit the highway
and don't stop till you reach Seattle.

334
00:25:22,152 --> 00:25:24,406
l expect you to pay for that camera!

335
00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:29,536
NANCY: Mindy, thank God!
What's going on?

336
00:25:29,619 --> 00:25:31,788
MlNDY: Mom, they're back.
We just made it out.

337
00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:33,999
Graboids? Live ones?

338
00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,669
JACK: Burt, we found one.

339
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:43,757
Son of a bitch killed Buford.
l mean, boom and he was gone.

340
00:25:44,675 --> 00:25:47,262
The thing is like the size of a whale.

341
00:25:47,429 --> 00:25:48,930
Yep, l've seen them.

342
00:25:49,764 --> 00:25:52,560
NANCY: Burt, is it okay?
Can we come down?

343
00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:57,524
Come on down. They're not close.

344
00:25:57,607 --> 00:25:59,691
You check the seismo-monitor l gave you?

345
00:25:59,774 --> 00:26:03,903
lt's not working very well.
l think the batteries are dead or something.

346
00:26:04,446 --> 00:26:07,574
Come on, Burt. lt's been, what, 11 years?

347
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,620
[Radio crackles]

348
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,497
Burt here. Talk to me.

349
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:15,708
MlGUEL: Burt,
was that siren noise for real?

350
00:26:15,918 --> 00:26:16,876
Affirmative.

351
00:26:17,501 --> 00:26:18,962
No me chingas.

352
00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:22,131
BURT: You on your roof?
MlGUEL: Damn right, l am.

353
00:26:22,465 --> 00:26:25,843
Check your seismo-monitor?
Any graboid activity near your ranch?

354
00:26:29,097 --> 00:26:33,185
Burt, that aerial thing, it got bent, man.
l've been meaning to fix it.

355
00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:38,607
Well, now it's all hands on deck, Miguel.

356
00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:42,779
So, l suggest you bug out asap,
maintain a steady speed on your truck...

357
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:45,655
...and report to HQ at Chang's,
you copy that?

358
00:26:50,077 --> 00:26:52,162
[Cows bellow]

359
00:26:54,998 --> 00:26:57,085
[Deep underground rumbling]

360
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:03,215
BURT: Good news, there are only three.
JODl: How do you know that?

361
00:27:03,423 --> 00:27:08,262
BURT: A few years ago, l put a geophone
monitoring system around the valley.

362
00:27:08,471 --> 00:27:12,685
Data transmits to my laptop,
gets triangulated.

363
00:27:12,850 --> 00:27:16,062
lt's all based
on Rhonda LeBeck's geological research.

364
00:27:16,271 --> 00:27:19,565
-l sell all her books.
-The comics were better.

365
00:27:20,066 --> 00:27:21,066
Totally.

366
00:27:22,026 --> 00:27:23,904
[Clears throat]

367
00:27:24,112 --> 00:27:27,448
They're moving slowly
down from the north, just like last time...

368
00:27:27,532 --> 00:27:30,911
...from Jasmer quadrangle,
straight down the valley...

369
00:27:31,161 --> 00:27:33,831
BURT: ...into Calypso quadrangle.
MlNDY: Huh?

370
00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:37,793
-l think he means Cactus Flats.
-Why can't he just say it?

371
00:27:39,294 --> 00:27:40,962
So, what do we do?

372
00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:45,050
Your little jungle boat ride is over, mister.

373
00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:48,888
-Time to fish or cut bait.
-So what do we do?

374
00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:52,851
NANCY: Burt, excuse me,
but we're not cut off this time.

375
00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:55,562
We don't have to act like militia nitwits.

376
00:27:55,646 --> 00:27:56,855
We'll call for help.

377
00:27:56,939 --> 00:28:01,275
BURT: Nancy, since no one has bothered
to maintain their seismic equipment...

378
00:28:01,358 --> 00:28:03,902
...we don't know how long
they've been active...

379
00:28:03,985 --> 00:28:06,864
...and therefore have no idea
when they may become shriekers.

380
00:28:07,156 --> 00:28:08,950
We can't wait for the authorities.

381
00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:10,994
We are the authorities.

382
00:28:14,330 --> 00:28:15,833
What do we do?

383
00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,169
We hunt them down.

384
00:28:20,295 --> 00:28:22,213
We wipe them out.

385
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:26,718
We can go at dawn.

386
00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,980
BURT: These are perfect.

387
00:28:39,522 --> 00:28:41,942
BURT: How many do you have in stock?
JODl: Eleven.

388
00:28:42,151 --> 00:28:44,236
Need to requisition all of them.

389
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,532
Requisition. Am l getting reimbursed?

390
00:28:46,614 --> 00:28:48,740
BURT: Not today.
JACK: How does it work?

391
00:28:48,907 --> 00:28:50,909
JACK: Killing them with a toy truck?

392
00:28:51,702 --> 00:28:55,205
-Graboids hunt by sensing--
-Sound. l know.

393
00:28:55,289 --> 00:28:59,167
A graboid hears a toy truck,
goes after it just like a cat to catnip.

394
00:28:59,251 --> 00:29:03,422
-lt's in the comic books.
-When he swallows detonate the explosive.

395
00:29:03,506 --> 00:29:06,050
Boom! End of worm.

396
00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:08,845
Explosive.
Where are we going to get the explosive?

397
00:29:10,722 --> 00:29:13,557
This, not being an officially
sanctioned event...

398
00:29:15,602 --> 00:29:17,854
...l've provided something
of my own design.

399
00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:20,606
MlGUEL: Don't worry about Burt.
He knows what he's doing.

400
00:29:20,689 --> 00:29:22,942
lt's like his thing. Put these on my tab.

401
00:29:23,026 --> 00:29:25,945
BURT: Mount up and move out.
JODl: You don't have a tab!

402
00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:27,447
MlNDY: Jack, l'm going with you.

403
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:29,491
No, you're not.

404
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:47,385
BURT: Yes, sir?

405
00:29:47,468 --> 00:29:50,345
STATLER: Good morning. Mr. Gummer?

406
00:29:51,639 --> 00:29:53,016
'Morning.

407
00:29:54,642 --> 00:29:56,228
Agent Frank Statler.

408
00:29:56,312 --> 00:30:00,024
-My cousin, he went back to Mexico.
-l've filed for my business license.

409
00:30:00,107 --> 00:30:02,482
The right to bear arms
shall not be infringed.

410
00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:04,527
Department of the lnterior.

411
00:30:05,028 --> 00:30:07,530
This gentleman is Field Agent Rusk
of the BLM...

412
00:30:07,613 --> 00:30:11,035
...and Dr. Andrew Merliss,
Director of Paleontology at Smithsonian.

413
00:30:11,118 --> 00:30:13,411
We don't have time to chat.
We've got work to do.

414
00:30:13,494 --> 00:30:15,999
Not if it's hunting graboids, you don't.

415
00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:18,125
l called them, Burt.

416
00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:21,920
STATLER: l was granted authority
to insure adherence to Section 1472-B...

417
00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:23,838
...of the Endangered Species Act...

418
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:27,510
...which guards the welfare
of large-class desert reptilians.

419
00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:31,762
l'm enforcing an immediate ban
on hunting of graboids in Perfection Valley.

420
00:30:32,389 --> 00:30:34,810
Those are my cattle out there, pendejo.

421
00:30:35,350 --> 00:30:39,396
MlGUEL: The BLM man gave permission
to kill anything dangerous to my cattle.

422
00:30:39,479 --> 00:30:43,359
El lobo, el coyote and el graboid.

423
00:30:43,650 --> 00:30:47,155
Your BLM man reports to him,
who reports to me...

424
00:30:47,238 --> 00:30:51,325
...and l'm here to tell you
there will be no more killing of graboids.

425
00:30:51,534 --> 00:30:55,205
So, we let them live,
and we become the endangered species.

426
00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:59,041
You have been instrumental
in the eradication of the oldest...

427
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,585
...rarest species on earth.

428
00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:03,838
Not once, but on three separate occasions,
on two continents.

429
00:31:03,922 --> 00:31:06,967
Defending lives and property,
a guest of two foreign governments.

430
00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:10,554
-Are you even aware of the public outcry?
-Public? Not this public.

431
00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:11,931
Our mandate is simple:

432
00:31:12,013 --> 00:31:15,517
To investigate, trap and transport
at least one creature for study.

433
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,852
Trap and transport?

434
00:31:16,935 --> 00:31:20,438
When you find out that's impossible,
we'll be overcome with shriekers.

435
00:31:20,521 --> 00:31:23,234
lf we discover
there is a threat to public safety...

436
00:31:23,317 --> 00:31:26,486
...we're prepared to evacuate
Perfection Valley and seal it off.

437
00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:29,448
Wait a minute! You'd make us leave?

438
00:31:29,574 --> 00:31:32,744
That's not why l called you.
l called you here to help us.

439
00:31:32,828 --> 00:31:36,665
The government will offer compensation
for your property. That's a given.

440
00:31:37,707 --> 00:31:39,165
Eminent domain.

441
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:42,253
And people call me paranoid.

442
00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:44,839
JACK: l don't think you're paranoid.

443
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,258
MlGUEL: l do, but not no more.

444
00:31:49,594 --> 00:31:51,680
[Rifle shots]

445
00:32:00,647 --> 00:32:02,732
[Rapid electronic beeping]

446
00:32:04,109 --> 00:32:05,777
[Deep rumbling]

447
00:32:13,786 --> 00:32:15,580
Son of a bitch!

448
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:21,293
[Martial instrumental music]

449
00:32:36,935 --> 00:32:39,019
[Sinister instrumental music]

450
00:33:04,588 --> 00:33:06,465
BURT: ''Call me lshmael.''

451
00:33:06,548 --> 00:33:09,427
Now if you would kindly
lean your endangered carcass...

452
00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:11,762
...over my property line.

453
00:33:12,052 --> 00:33:17,017
l'll call your untimely demise self-defense.

454
00:33:35,453 --> 00:33:37,456
JODl: Damn stupid graboids.

455
00:33:37,705 --> 00:33:40,499
Can't afford to get eminent domain out.

456
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:43,502
Every cent l have is tied to this business.

457
00:33:46,339 --> 00:33:48,508
Well, at least you got a business.

458
00:33:56,309 --> 00:33:58,226
JACK: Body language says it all.

459
00:33:58,435 --> 00:34:00,853
RUSK: Does it say l could use a cold beer?

460
00:34:01,187 --> 00:34:03,857
JODl: What will it be?
RUSK: Miller Lite.

461
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:12,491
JACK: Yeah, we still don't have cell towers.

462
00:34:13,076 --> 00:34:14,869
You can use the pay phone.

463
00:34:15,078 --> 00:34:17,663
Outside it's CBs and walkie-talkies only.

464
00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:19,498
RUSK: Charming.

465
00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:24,962
You guys weren't serious
about making us move out, were you?

466
00:34:25,087 --> 00:34:28,257
Unless we can catch one of them,
we may have no choice.

467
00:34:36,725 --> 00:34:39,685
lt kind of seems like a small operation.

468
00:34:41,271 --> 00:34:43,565
l mean, to catch one whole graboid.

469
00:34:44,274 --> 00:34:48,987
We don't have much of a budget.
lt's not a high priority in Washington.

470
00:34:52,867 --> 00:34:55,286
But if you did catch one...

471
00:34:56,787 --> 00:35:00,291
...l mean, you boys would
go home heroes, right?

472
00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,215
Look good on a resume.

473
00:35:08,132 --> 00:35:09,801
And your point would be?

474
00:35:10,802 --> 00:35:13,512
The one guy who knows
about these things...

475
00:35:13,596 --> 00:35:16,140
...the one guy who could help out...

476
00:35:16,223 --> 00:35:19,810
...is warming up the bench
because you took him out of the game.

477
00:35:23,981 --> 00:35:26,275
l didn't take him out of the game.

478
00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:33,075
BURT: [Over radio] May I remind you, Jack,
they are not your friends?

479
00:35:33,159 --> 00:35:35,618
They are government agents. Over.

480
00:35:35,786 --> 00:35:38,954
JACK: [Over radio] Cut me some slack.
All I did was negotiate.

481
00:35:39,038 --> 00:35:42,166
BURT: You did what?
JACK: l cut us a deal.

482
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:46,630
We help catch one live graboid,
they give you back your hunting license.

483
00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:52,011
BURT: Copy that. Roger. One question.
JACK: Shoot.

484
00:35:53,846 --> 00:35:56,641
ls your head up your ass for the warmth?

485
00:35:56,724 --> 00:35:58,224
We thought you'd be happy.

486
00:35:58,308 --> 00:36:01,436
-You want to get eminent domained out?
-Catch a live graboid?

487
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,940
lt's hard enough to kill one
without saturation bombing.

488
00:36:05,023 --> 00:36:08,110
l told them, Burt Gummer,
he'd come up with something.

489
00:36:08,653 --> 00:36:11,864
The bastards are smart,
and they'll get smarter.

490
00:36:11,947 --> 00:36:15,077
You're still here, aren't you?
l'd say you're up to it.

491
00:36:24,377 --> 00:36:27,004
So, Mr. Gummer, what do you think?

492
00:36:33,178 --> 00:36:34,596
Fish or cut bait.

493
00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:40,853
You...

494
00:36:41,937 --> 00:36:44,482
...say you have some sort of tranquilizer.

495
00:36:46,025 --> 00:36:48,026
RUSK: Yeah, we're using tranq darts.

496
00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:56,785
We got them to chase us,
but couldn't get these to penetrate dirt.

497
00:36:57,076 --> 00:37:01,039
l'm ordering titanium tips
and a more powerful launch gun.

498
00:37:01,665 --> 00:37:05,211
Of course, you could squander
the taxpayers' money...

499
00:37:05,295 --> 00:37:07,922
...but l can get a graboid to swallow this...

500
00:37:09,550 --> 00:37:12,302
...with this, for $49.95.

501
00:37:12,885 --> 00:37:15,680
Then, if it goes to sleep, you can dig it up...

502
00:37:15,763 --> 00:37:18,308
...take it back to Area 51...

503
00:37:18,475 --> 00:37:21,059
...or whatever fits
your plausible deniability.

504
00:37:22,396 --> 00:37:25,857
l don't understand what you just said,
but do we have a deal?

505
00:37:27,943 --> 00:37:29,944
Because we want to know
what we should do.

506
00:37:30,445 --> 00:37:32,407
You guys do what you do best.

507
00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:36,494
Find something simple and complicate it.

508
00:37:39,245 --> 00:37:43,917
lt's good he expresses himself.
Repressed emotions can be real toxic.

509
00:37:45,252 --> 00:37:46,628
He needs counseling.

510
00:37:48,796 --> 00:37:50,300
-Get in!
-Huh?

511
00:37:51,259 --> 00:37:53,094
You got me into this.

512
00:37:53,971 --> 00:37:55,097
All right!

513
00:37:59,017 --> 00:38:00,558
BURT: Use the door!

514
00:38:09,819 --> 00:38:11,154
MERLlSS: lt's unbelievable!

515
00:38:12,572 --> 00:38:16,243
Frank, Charlie. lt's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.

516
00:38:17,369 --> 00:38:19,829
l was doing cores...

517
00:38:19,913 --> 00:38:22,790
...out where they recorded
the earliest graboid movements.

518
00:38:22,999 --> 00:38:24,083
Voila!

519
00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:26,920
l hit this on my third dig.

520
00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:34,636
lt's an egg.
l've proven they come from eggs.

521
00:38:35,096 --> 00:38:38,556
I've already carbon-dated it.
The yolk remains are current...

522
00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:41,518
...but the shell is over 300 years old.

523
00:38:42,436 --> 00:38:46,357
-Graboids must have come from these.
-They lay dormant for 300 years?

524
00:38:47,524 --> 00:38:52,071
lt appears so. l need to use your phone.
l must call the museum.

525
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,700
JODl: l'll give you $50 for that.

526
00:38:54,992 --> 00:38:57,200
lt's going straight to the Smithsonian.

527
00:38:57,450 --> 00:38:58,661
All right, all right. $100.

528
00:39:17,973 --> 00:39:19,473
Somebody getting married?

529
00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:28,234
First, we make enough noise
to lure one in close.

530
00:39:28,525 --> 00:39:31,822
Then, we use
the remote-controlled truck as bait.

531
00:39:32,573 --> 00:39:34,781
Damn feds. l told them to butt out.

532
00:39:35,867 --> 00:39:38,618
JACK: No, l think that's somebody else.

533
00:39:40,287 --> 00:39:43,708
Well, Burt. Long time no see.

534
00:39:44,334 --> 00:39:47,546
Looking good. Hard core as ever.

535
00:39:48,129 --> 00:39:50,799
-Melvin?
-lt's Mel, actually.

536
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,597
How come you never answer our letters,
and l got to drive all the way out here?

537
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,474
Perfection Valley Ranchettes. That's you?

538
00:40:00,891 --> 00:40:03,185
You said l'd never amount to anything.

539
00:40:04,353 --> 00:40:08,024
Look, Burt, we're making
some really good deals here.

540
00:40:08,484 --> 00:40:11,069
Between you and me,
because we're friends...

541
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,990
...you'll get twice
what we're offering the others.

542
00:40:14,073 --> 00:40:16,409
What the hell are you doing?
You grew up here.

543
00:40:16,492 --> 00:40:19,453
Exactly. l wouldn't wish
this place on anybody.

544
00:40:20,245 --> 00:40:22,580
So, come on, Burt. What do you say?

545
00:40:23,707 --> 00:40:26,126
l'd say, l'll give you
a ten-second head start.

546
00:40:27,336 --> 00:40:31,048
People are folding, Burt,
and l got this whole county in my pocket.

547
00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:33,426
You can't hold out forever.

548
00:40:34,343 --> 00:40:36,596
l was born to hold out.

549
00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:38,389
[Electronic beeping]

550
00:40:38,472 --> 00:40:42,268
Burt, is this bad? lt looks kind of bad here.

551
00:40:42,769 --> 00:40:44,729
JACK: ls this bad? lt's....

552
00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:53,322
Graboid. One of them spotted us.
Freeze. Everybody, quiet.

553
00:40:53,405 --> 00:40:55,157
-A graboid?
-Quiet!

554
00:40:55,324 --> 00:40:56,532
Are you kidding?

555
00:40:57,826 --> 00:40:58,910
MEL: For real?

556
00:41:03,915 --> 00:41:06,001
[Pager beeps]

557
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:08,546
[Silently mouths instructions]

558
00:41:24,687 --> 00:41:26,772
[Burt screams]

559
00:41:39,619 --> 00:41:42,288
Burt! Burt, hang on!

560
00:41:44,915 --> 00:41:47,876
Hey, Burt, hang on. l'll get a rope.

561
00:41:56,511 --> 00:41:58,596
[Melancholy music]

562
00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:09,608
[Radio crackles]

563
00:42:13,238 --> 00:42:14,196
Yeah.

564
00:42:15,072 --> 00:42:17,367
BURT: [Over radio]
Houston, we have a problem.

565
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,327
-Burt?
-Affirmative.

566
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:24,081
Are you okay?

567
00:42:24,206 --> 00:42:27,668
BURT: Not much time.
Only got limited air. What's my 20?

568
00:42:27,751 --> 00:42:29,712
Hold on. Hold on.

569
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:36,510
JACK: Well, you're about a quarter mile
west-- No, better make that east of me.

570
00:42:36,886 --> 00:42:40,306
BURT: Couple of miles from my place,
engage the graboid.

571
00:42:40,473 --> 00:42:41,224
What?

572
00:42:41,557 --> 00:42:45,270
BURT: Drive like hell, and lead the bastard
through my front gate. Copy?

573
00:42:45,562 --> 00:42:48,106
Yeah, l copy, but....

574
00:42:48,815 --> 00:42:51,650
BURT: Out of air. Burt out.

575
00:42:51,776 --> 00:42:54,071
Burt! Burt, what do l do when l get there?

576
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:56,322
What do l do? Burt! Burt!

577
00:42:56,948 --> 00:42:59,034
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

578
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:09,129
Come on, graboid.
Come on, baby, come on!

579
00:43:10,211 --> 00:43:11,839
Come on, baby.

580
00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:15,550
We are running with the graboid.

581
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,577
Holy shit!

582
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,121
Head-on collision.

583
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,000
Burt! Burt, are you down there?

584
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,587
[Silence]

585
00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:52,005
Hang on. l'll be right there.

586
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:59,929
[Sound of crashing tools]

587
00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:10,649
Hold on, buddy! Hang on, buddy!

588
00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:12,694
Just breathe!

589
00:44:15,613 --> 00:44:16,698
Come on, baby!

590
00:44:18,282 --> 00:44:19,450
Hang on, buddy!

591
00:44:24,872 --> 00:44:26,040
Hang on!

592
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:47,478
Jack! That Melvin guy
said you got attacked!

593
00:44:47,813 --> 00:44:49,648
What the hell are you doing?

594
00:45:11,504 --> 00:45:12,880
l'd prefer...

595
00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:16,592
...we keep this...

596
00:45:20,472 --> 00:45:21,597
...to ourselves.

597
00:45:23,766 --> 00:45:25,852
[Faint martial motif]

598
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,244
You guys definitely need to be supervised.

599
00:45:46,415 --> 00:45:49,627
BURT: Burt here. You read me?
Come back.

600
00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:54,799
Come back. Burt here. Come back!

601
00:45:55,674 --> 00:45:56,843
ls that a graboid?

602
00:45:57,426 --> 00:46:00,012
BURT: Yeah, but we should be
seeing two of them.

603
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:03,182
BURT: Have either of you
heard from the feds?

604
00:46:03,432 --> 00:46:05,726
BURT: l can't raise them.
JACK: Not since this morning.

605
00:46:05,977 --> 00:46:09,481
l guess they've gone out of radio range.
They were chasing a graboid.

606
00:46:09,688 --> 00:46:14,027
They were chasing it?
lt wasn't chasing them? l don't like that.

607
00:46:14,527 --> 00:46:16,154
So, maybe they scared it.

608
00:46:18,990 --> 00:46:21,492
Jesus, what is that?

609
00:46:32,337 --> 00:46:34,632
Dr. Merliss, what happened?

610
00:46:35,674 --> 00:46:37,383
[Sobbing] We found the graboid.

611
00:46:38,636 --> 00:46:40,012
On the surface.

612
00:46:43,265 --> 00:46:46,310
-lt was--
-Hollow. Split open.

613
00:46:47,602 --> 00:46:50,688
Yeah, split open. Split open.

614
00:46:57,030 --> 00:46:58,447
When we examined it...

615
00:47:00,950 --> 00:47:01,993
...the sound.

616
00:47:03,161 --> 00:47:06,164
l heard this screaming.

617
00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:10,919
And then they were all around us.

618
00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:13,922
So fast!

619
00:47:15,590 --> 00:47:17,800
Rusk and Statler...

620
00:47:19,595 --> 00:47:20,762
...torn to pieces!

621
00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:27,061
l hid in my van,
but they were ripping it apart.

622
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,527
l remembered something.
Don't let them see body heat.

623
00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:39,073
l sprayed myself.

624
00:47:42,577 --> 00:47:45,246
lt's cold. lt's so cold.

625
00:47:45,497 --> 00:47:49,626
-That was good. That was good thinking.
-No.

626
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:54,922
Not entirely effective, l'm afraid.

627
00:47:57,966 --> 00:47:59,927
MlGUEL: Mi madre!

628
00:48:07,143 --> 00:48:11,649
BURT: [Radio] Nancy, Mindy. Come back.
NANCY: Yes, Burt. We're on Chang's roof.

629
00:48:11,774 --> 00:48:15,944
MlNDY: ls the graboid still around?
BURT: We've got a bigger problem now.

630
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:19,114
-Squealers?
-No, screechers.

631
00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:21,574
Shriekers.
The government team is all dead.

632
00:48:21,658 --> 00:48:25,286
NANCY: My God.
BURT: These SOBs don't hunt by sound.

633
00:48:25,371 --> 00:48:28,247
They see heat
with sensor organs on their heads.

634
00:48:28,331 --> 00:48:31,378
BURT: You've got to hide
your body heat somehow. Copy.

635
00:48:31,461 --> 00:48:32,711
Hide our body heat?

636
00:48:34,506 --> 00:48:36,298
Burt, we copy.

637
00:48:39,427 --> 00:48:41,554
Can't track shriekers with geophones...

638
00:48:41,637 --> 00:48:44,349
...so l'm rigged to download
infrared satellite images.

639
00:48:44,682 --> 00:48:47,435
When shriekers first emerge,
there are only six of them.

640
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,230
lf we can kill them before they find food
and multiply, we have a chance.

641
00:48:51,314 --> 00:48:54,317
Okay, here we go.
Preston Dry Lake. Jeep trail.

642
00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:57,696
There we are. Those are our cars, right?
Reading the engine heat.

643
00:48:57,986 --> 00:49:02,367
BURT: Bingo. We have a visual.
JODl: Two, four. There are seven of them.

644
00:49:02,451 --> 00:49:05,371
You mean, they're already
making more of themselves?

645
00:49:05,746 --> 00:49:10,167
Yeah, they munched on Statler and Rusk.
We better get moving.

646
00:49:10,459 --> 00:49:12,545
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

647
00:49:23,139 --> 00:49:25,224
l totally hate my life.

648
00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:39,321
Damn, l still don't see them.

649
00:49:40,114 --> 00:49:43,159
JODl: How do you focus these things?
BURT: Here, try these.

650
00:49:43,409 --> 00:49:46,703
JACK: Better get that satellite thing again.

651
00:49:46,788 --> 00:49:49,959
JACK: We got you covered.
BURT: That's it, right there.

652
00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:53,588
MlGUEL: There's eight of them.
JODl: What are they eating?

653
00:49:53,671 --> 00:49:56,132
Coyotes, lizards, snakes. They don't care.

654
00:49:56,672 --> 00:49:58,090
This is really serious.

655
00:49:58,174 --> 00:50:01,970
l keep trying to tell you people!
How far are your cattle?

656
00:50:02,053 --> 00:50:04,431
-lf they get to your herd, we're in trouble.
-Burt, look.

657
00:50:04,722 --> 00:50:08,144
Look there. They're going into
that box canyon over there.

658
00:50:08,227 --> 00:50:10,104
JACK: There's only one way out of there.

659
00:50:10,188 --> 00:50:12,273
-lf we get there before--
-l'm with you.

660
00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:14,901
We just roll in and mop
those little devils up.

661
00:50:19,781 --> 00:50:21,031
Graboids!

662
00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:25,077
BURT: Go! Go!
JACK: Come on! Come on!

663
00:50:27,704 --> 00:50:31,126
Miguel! Where the hell....

664
00:50:36,923 --> 00:50:38,008
Es blanco.

665
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:51,563
Holy shit.

666
00:50:52,815 --> 00:50:55,649
l've never seen a live one.

667
00:50:56,568 --> 00:50:57,736
Holy shit!

668
00:51:02,574 --> 00:51:03,743
What do we do now?

669
00:51:04,201 --> 00:51:06,830
Radio Nancy and Mindy
to call for some kind of help.

670
00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:12,793
JACK: Damn thing tried to eat my Jeep.
What the hell is it thinking?

671
00:51:13,711 --> 00:51:16,045
The engine. He went for the noise.

672
00:51:16,129 --> 00:51:18,883
Haven't you read the graboid comics?
lt's all in there.

673
00:51:19,883 --> 00:51:22,595
Freaking slug. l owe money on that thing.

674
00:51:30,563 --> 00:51:32,898
-Jack, you got your walkie?
-lt's in my Jeep.

675
00:51:33,398 --> 00:51:34,481
Where's yours?

676
00:51:39,403 --> 00:51:40,655
BURT: On my hood.

677
00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:47,705
Well, l guess we just wait.

678
00:51:48,789 --> 00:51:50,916
BURT: Darn! Man!

679
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:11,688
JODl: Are you worried
that the shriekers might get out...

680
00:52:11,772 --> 00:52:15,609
...and go eat Miguel's cattle,
and, l don't know, the rest of Nevada?

681
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:19,779
Absolutely. But l do not dwell on that
over which l have no control.

682
00:52:19,862 --> 00:52:22,239
That's great. l have to do all the dwelling.

683
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:24,158
lf you choose to.

684
00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:27,661
You know what l've found?

685
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,334
Most people prefer
your dramatic cumulus and nimbus clouds.

686
00:52:34,336 --> 00:52:36,754
But l've always had
a weakness for a cirrus.

687
00:52:38,715 --> 00:52:41,176
Yeah. Wispy, and way up there, you know?

688
00:52:43,095 --> 00:52:44,304
l wouldn't know.

689
00:52:46,138 --> 00:52:48,684
-Well, don't you ever look up?
-l'm busy.

690
00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:50,936
Too busy to look up?

691
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:56,024
Yeah, as a matter of fact, l am.
l'm working for myself here.

692
00:52:56,567 --> 00:52:59,236
All right? l could have
stayed in San Francisco...

693
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,823
...parlayed my MBA into
a six-figure income. But, hey.

694
00:53:02,907 --> 00:53:05,702
l'm busting my ass
eking a living out here...

695
00:53:05,785 --> 00:53:08,912
JODl: ...to build something for myself.
JACK: l know it's not easy.

696
00:53:09,455 --> 00:53:12,208
But l just think you can
enjoy yourself while you eke.

697
00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:15,628
Who says l'm not enjoying myself?

698
00:53:16,336 --> 00:53:19,007
You know, l don't have
to justify myself to you.

699
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,885
[Silently mouths response]

700
00:53:31,478 --> 00:53:32,437
Foodmall?

701
00:53:33,647 --> 00:53:36,023
You said you bought
all your supplies from me!

702
00:53:36,107 --> 00:53:39,694
l don't recall signing
any purchasing agreement.

703
00:53:39,777 --> 00:53:42,697
lt was a verbal commitment.
lt was understood, okay?

704
00:53:42,781 --> 00:53:45,783
ln exchange for tying up
my telephone lines and my computer.

705
00:53:45,866 --> 00:53:47,745
You're getting free overhead, pal.

706
00:53:47,828 --> 00:53:50,414
And, for your information,
l do enjoy myself.

707
00:53:52,626 --> 00:53:53,542
l do.

708
00:54:02,301 --> 00:54:05,596
Well, one bit of good news.
The shriekers are still in the canyon.

709
00:54:07,765 --> 00:54:10,560
BURT: Got to be the same one
l saw outside my house.

710
00:54:10,644 --> 00:54:12,103
Albino, l think.

711
00:54:14,356 --> 00:54:16,524
We used to have a female goat like that.

712
00:54:17,901 --> 00:54:18,945
No kids.

713
00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:22,321
MlGUEL: lmpossible.
BURT: Sterile?

714
00:54:22,823 --> 00:54:26,243
Maybe that's why El Blanco
hasn't turned into Los Shriekers.

715
00:54:27,535 --> 00:54:28,662
Son of a--

716
00:54:42,259 --> 00:54:44,344
[Alarm beeps]

717
00:54:47,222 --> 00:54:49,975
BURT: 5:00, on the dot.

718
00:54:51,644 --> 00:54:52,895
Be sunrise soon.

719
00:54:53,937 --> 00:54:56,648
ln 37 minutes, 32 seconds.

720
00:55:04,490 --> 00:55:06,619
MlGUEL: Hey, Burt. Heads up!
BURT: What?

721
00:55:07,576 --> 00:55:08,953
BURT: Why, you....

722
00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:15,960
MlGUEL: He follows you, Burt.
l think he's got a thing for you.

723
00:55:17,044 --> 00:55:20,298
BURT: lf l could reach my
Grizzly .50-caliber, l'd have a thing for him.

724
00:55:35,104 --> 00:55:37,191
[Eerie screeching]

725
00:55:44,448 --> 00:55:45,574
ls that them?

726
00:55:46,283 --> 00:55:47,577
lt must be!

727
00:55:48,495 --> 00:55:52,124
But l've never heard them
make a noise like that before.

728
00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:55,085
Like coyotes...

729
00:55:57,085 --> 00:55:58,587
...with their kill.

730
00:55:59,129 --> 00:56:02,007
BURT: They're still in the canyon.
Can't afford to wait.

731
00:56:02,091 --> 00:56:04,176
l've got to get to my radio.

732
00:56:05,053 --> 00:56:07,097
Wait, Burt! Try this.

733
00:56:07,722 --> 00:56:09,892
l saw it on a repeat of MacGyver.

734
00:56:12,143 --> 00:56:14,522
Dental floss! l always carry it.

735
00:56:26,032 --> 00:56:27,826
MlGUEL: There. There, there.

736
00:56:28,536 --> 00:56:31,288
MlGUEL: Yeah. Come on. Come on!

737
00:56:37,544 --> 00:56:40,841
MlGUEL: There, you got it.
BURT: Yes!

738
00:56:47,763 --> 00:56:50,517
Nancy! Mindy! Burt here. Come back!

739
00:56:51,268 --> 00:56:52,143
What's up?

740
00:56:52,436 --> 00:56:54,353
We're pinned down by...

741
00:56:54,436 --> 00:56:57,105
...this great white graboid,
and we need an assist.

742
00:56:57,190 --> 00:57:00,485
l want you to make
one hell of a racket over the radio. Copy?

743
00:57:00,568 --> 00:57:02,737
You want noise, Burt? l copy that.

744
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:19,379
-Honey, what's going on?
-Burt just phoned in a request.

745
00:57:22,342 --> 00:57:24,427
[Hard rock blares over radio]

746
00:57:30,058 --> 00:57:31,809
MlGUEL: He's going for it.

747
00:57:36,730 --> 00:57:39,358
BURT: Here we go. One more.

748
00:57:41,819 --> 00:57:43,613
MlGUEL: lt's coming back!
BURT: Yep.

749
00:57:56,959 --> 00:58:00,463
BURT: He's taken the bait.
Jodi, Jack, let's move it.

750
00:58:03,258 --> 00:58:07,221
-This is yours: .308, four shots in the mag.
-l don't know--

751
00:58:07,303 --> 00:58:10,599
lt won't bite you. Jack, grab your
Weatherby and let's do this.

752
00:58:10,683 --> 00:58:13,727
-My ''Weather'' what?
-Your rifle. ln your gun rack?

753
00:58:14,103 --> 00:58:17,189
The gun is not real.
Borrowed it off some movie guy.

754
00:58:17,732 --> 00:58:20,400
BURT: Here. You do know which end
the bullets come out of?

755
00:58:20,483 --> 00:58:23,403
JACK: l've seen movies.
BURT: Here. You look cold.

756
00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:28,284
Now, let's go bag our limit of shriekers.

757
00:58:28,618 --> 00:58:29,910
Come on!

758
00:58:30,912 --> 00:58:32,997
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

759
00:58:49,639 --> 00:58:51,934
MlGUEL: Has to be right around that bend.

760
00:58:53,684 --> 00:58:54,728
[Gusting noise]

761
00:58:54,812 --> 00:58:57,814
JACK: What the--
JODl: Jeez, what are they doing?

762
00:58:58,064 --> 00:58:59,316
BURT: l do not know.

763
00:59:01,484 --> 00:59:05,114
BURT: Let's tenderize them a little.
MlGUEL: l remember these babies.

764
00:59:11,369 --> 00:59:12,579
BURT: Cover!

765
00:59:12,871 --> 00:59:14,956
[Massive explosion]

766
00:59:20,045 --> 00:59:23,049
Holy shit! He doesn't fool around.

767
00:59:23,716 --> 00:59:25,594
Burt is very committed.

768
00:59:25,677 --> 00:59:27,763
Come on, come on! Let's hit them!

769
00:59:28,513 --> 00:59:29,973
[Jack whoops]

770
00:59:31,808 --> 00:59:33,349
JACK: Check it out!

771
00:59:35,268 --> 00:59:38,230
Vaporized them!
l mean, there's nothing left.

772
00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:42,110
No, no. We should see remains.
They wouldn't just disintegrate!

773
00:59:42,193 --> 00:59:44,863
-How do you know?
-l've blown them up before!

774
00:59:53,079 --> 00:59:56,957
MlGUEL: lt looks like they shed
some kind of husk or skin, like a snake.

775
00:59:57,332 --> 00:59:58,794
l don't like that.

776
01:00:04,257 --> 01:00:06,636
Maybe they went back underground.

777
01:00:07,218 --> 01:00:09,263
Let's just go find my truck.

778
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,185
[Somber instrumental music]

779
01:00:24,987 --> 01:00:27,991
MlGUEL: Burt! l really liked that truck.

780
01:00:29,367 --> 01:00:32,537
JODl: Man. That has to hurt.
lt was new, wasn't it?

781
01:00:33,746 --> 01:00:35,957
MlGUEL: At least it died for a good reason.

782
01:00:36,999 --> 01:00:41,004
And my Grizzly Big Bore. My sidearms.

783
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:52,473
My ammo.

784
01:00:55,269 --> 01:00:59,065
JODl: Something moved,
over behind the fence.

785
01:01:05,572 --> 01:01:07,029
[Roaring]

786
01:01:10,909 --> 01:01:13,036
JACK: lt's a shrieker?

787
01:01:14,246 --> 01:01:16,165
Not no more, it's not.

788
01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:20,503
BURT: ln Mexico and Argentina,
we killed them before they lived 12 hours.

789
01:01:21,379 --> 01:01:23,548
JACK: This is what happens
when you don't?

790
01:01:23,631 --> 01:01:27,303
JODl: They just keep mutating like a virus?
BURT: l have no idea!

791
01:01:27,761 --> 01:01:31,515
BURT: Hey, look. That son of a gun
has the same heat sensor.

792
01:01:33,348 --> 01:01:34,725
Tracking us.

793
01:01:37,103 --> 01:01:38,980
[Roars menacingly]

794
01:01:40,108 --> 01:01:42,109
lt's not smart to track Burt.

795
01:01:48,365 --> 01:01:50,243
What's it doing now?

796
01:01:55,164 --> 01:01:56,539
JODl: What the....

797
01:02:09,889 --> 01:02:12,891
JACK: Point, shoot! Come on!
Point, shoot!

798
01:02:22,775 --> 01:02:23,860
No!

799
01:02:35,539 --> 01:02:36,873
JODl: Oh, my God.

800
01:02:39,251 --> 01:02:42,545
-l shouldn't have taken that shot.
-Should have shot sooner!

801
01:02:43,255 --> 01:02:46,842
JACK: How could you know it was going
to take off like a goddamn rocket?

802
01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:50,722
[Melancholy music]

803
01:02:58,938 --> 01:03:00,732
Jack, give me your walkie.

804
01:03:04,152 --> 01:03:06,612
Nancy, Mindy? Burt here. Come back.

805
01:03:06,695 --> 01:03:08,322
Yeah, Burt. We're here.

806
01:03:09,658 --> 01:03:11,367
Nancy, listen. They....

807
01:03:13,578 --> 01:03:15,663
They killed Miguel. He's gone.

808
01:03:15,955 --> 01:03:18,332
Oh, my God, no.

809
01:03:18,415 --> 01:03:20,627
What, Miguel? No!

810
01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:28,302
Nancy? Jodi here.

811
01:03:28,802 --> 01:03:30,888
JODl: [Over radio]
The shriekers can fly now.

812
01:03:30,971 --> 01:03:34,682
So, get off the roof.
You're not safe up there anymore. Copy?

813
01:03:34,766 --> 01:03:36,851
[Nancy and Mindy scream]

814
01:03:39,814 --> 01:03:41,189
NANCY: Hurry! Help!

815
01:03:46,696 --> 01:03:48,531
NANCY: Lock it! Lock it.

816
01:03:50,909 --> 01:03:52,993
[Thudding]

817
01:04:13,306 --> 01:04:14,557
[Hissing]

818
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,102
MlNDY: [Screams] lt's coming back!

819
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:43,711
NANCY: What are you doing?
MlNDY: They can only see heat!

820
01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:54,391
l'm not dumb, you know!
Come on, into the meat locker!

821
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,615
Honey, l never thought you were dumb.

822
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,208
[Jodi groans disgustedly]

823
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:20,751
[Flies buzz]

824
01:05:22,794 --> 01:05:25,756
An egg. Graboid egg.

825
01:05:26,049 --> 01:05:30,386
JACK: So it's a graboid, to a shrieker,
to one of these here new things...

826
01:05:30,469 --> 01:05:32,345
...and finally back to a graboid.

827
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:37,059
JODl: lt would make sense, biologically.
l guess they developed the ability to fly...

828
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:40,021
...so they can carry the eggs
as far as possible.

829
01:05:40,104 --> 01:05:41,772
[Jack yelps]

830
01:05:44,442 --> 01:05:48,322
JACK: Well, look at that. Look at that
right there. Reacts with the air.

831
01:05:49,115 --> 01:05:51,532
Smells like a bad night of beans.

832
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,826
JODl: Some high-octane
stomach acid he has there.

833
01:05:53,910 --> 01:05:56,203
BURT: Extremely reactive.
Almost like pure sodium.

834
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:59,623
JACK: Whatever it is,
they work it up there in their ass, see--

835
01:05:59,707 --> 01:06:02,669
-Excuse me?
-No, no. That's how they blast off.

836
01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:04,337
Always something new with these things.

837
01:06:04,421 --> 01:06:05,880
[Gusting overhead]

838
01:06:05,964 --> 01:06:08,551
BURT: No, forget it, you're both empty.

839
01:06:08,634 --> 01:06:09,801
-Empty?
-Already?

840
01:06:09,885 --> 01:06:12,429
You fired ten, she fired four.
l'm empty, too.

841
01:06:12,513 --> 01:06:14,014
That's just great. Great.

842
01:06:14,097 --> 01:06:17,017
My place is three miles away.
We have to try to make it.

843
01:06:17,101 --> 01:06:19,310
With these honkers doing aerial recon?

844
01:06:19,394 --> 01:06:21,646
We have to conceal
our body heat somehow.

845
01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:23,190
BURT: All right, it....

846
01:06:26,986 --> 01:06:29,823
l can make a dumb suggestion.

847
01:06:39,457 --> 01:06:42,334
JODl: No! All l'm saying is,
we discovered them, right?

848
01:06:42,418 --> 01:06:44,754
So, we should name them. Let me think.

849
01:06:46,297 --> 01:06:48,049
Okay. ''Blast-Offers.''

850
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:54,305
Or ''Butt-Launchers.'' That's better?
''Ass-Blasters!'' How's that?

851
01:06:55,389 --> 01:06:57,308
JACK: Sounds like a porno film.

852
01:07:01,396 --> 01:07:03,065
[Gusting noise]

853
01:07:03,148 --> 01:07:04,400
Listen!

854
01:07:05,483 --> 01:07:06,985
JACK: Get down! Get down!

855
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,618
He didn't see us! We're okay.

856
01:07:18,455 --> 01:07:20,541
[Electronic beeping]

857
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,922
-Lunch date?
-Damn! El Blanco.

858
01:07:26,632 --> 01:07:28,465
JACK: l'm sorry?
BURT: White graboid.

859
01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:32,010
-He's moving towards us.
-Can't we get a break here?

860
01:07:32,093 --> 01:07:33,929
Come on, come on. This way.

861
01:07:34,722 --> 01:07:37,140
Beneath this ridge is
a solid granite intrusion.

862
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:40,352
We'll follow it,
but El Blanco will have to go around.

863
01:07:40,436 --> 01:07:44,566
JACK: Granite intrusion?
BURT: l memorized the valley's geology.

864
01:07:45,317 --> 01:07:48,237
JACK: Oh, yeah.
l been meaning to do that.

865
01:07:51,698 --> 01:07:54,199
BURT: Give me your weapons
and make yourselves at home.

866
01:07:54,282 --> 01:07:58,037
I'll see if Nancy and Mindy got through
to the Air National Guard.

867
01:08:08,257 --> 01:08:09,425
JACK: Lots of choices.

868
01:08:13,554 --> 01:08:15,890
Nancy, Mindy. Burt here. Come back.

869
01:08:18,558 --> 01:08:21,103
Burt calling Nancy and Mindy. Copy?

870
01:08:33,366 --> 01:08:35,535
You know those supplies l bought?

871
01:08:37,036 --> 01:08:39,373
How about l let you have them at cost?

872
01:08:40,499 --> 01:08:41,874
Feeling guilty?

873
01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:44,878
BURT: Nancy, Mindy. Come back.
JACK: Yeah.

874
01:08:46,629 --> 01:08:49,217
But mostly l'm going to need
traveling money.

875
01:08:50,342 --> 01:08:53,053
BURT: Burt calling Nancy and Mindy.
Copy?

876
01:08:54,512 --> 01:08:55,472
You copy?

877
01:08:58,725 --> 01:09:00,894
Burt here. Come back. Nancy? Mindy?

878
01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:05,981
BURT: Nancy? Mindy? Talk to me.
JODl: So, you'll be leaving?

879
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,404
Can't run a business
where your customers get eaten.

880
01:09:12,822 --> 01:09:16,328
-Guess not.
-Nancy, Mindy, Burt here. Come back!

881
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,746
Damn it! Hope they got out okay.

882
01:09:19,663 --> 01:09:21,541
[Electronic beeping]

883
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:25,420
Our old friend El Blanco
is finally coming this way.

884
01:09:25,504 --> 01:09:29,674
Not to worry,
our perimeter is completely graboid-proof.

885
01:09:30,841 --> 01:09:32,926
[Gusting noise]

886
01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,390
But is it Ass-Blaster-proof?

887
01:09:40,435 --> 01:09:42,520
[Crashing]

888
01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:49,862
BURT: Come on, come on.
l'll grab my weapon!

889
01:09:50,321 --> 01:09:52,072
Go! Go! Come on!

890
01:09:52,198 --> 01:09:54,448
This way, into the safe room!

891
01:09:55,741 --> 01:09:56,785
Come on!

892
01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:02,749
Seal it!

893
01:10:04,168 --> 01:10:06,254
[Heavy thudding]

894
01:10:09,924 --> 01:10:13,510
-What is all this? Food?
-Better. MREs.

895
01:10:14,261 --> 01:10:16,972
Most dense, most nutritious food
known to man.

896
01:10:17,639 --> 01:10:21,352
Okay, how long can we wait it out in here?

897
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:26,399
Six, seven years. Depending on how well
you maintain your dietary discipline.

898
01:10:26,483 --> 01:10:28,026
[Heavy thudding]

899
01:10:37,494 --> 01:10:39,955
Son of a bitch is melting the door down.

900
01:10:40,039 --> 01:10:43,208
Damn his butane, butt-blasting ass.

901
01:10:44,584 --> 01:10:47,045
BURT: Forget that! Here!

902
01:10:47,839 --> 01:10:51,841
-Escape tunnel!
-Burt, l like you.

903
01:10:51,925 --> 01:10:53,802
You should! Go on, go on!

904
01:10:53,885 --> 01:10:56,723
What happens if this thing eats your food?

905
01:10:59,851 --> 01:11:02,311
Ass-blaster blitzkrieg.

906
01:11:02,646 --> 01:11:04,563
Go on! l'll take care of it.

907
01:11:06,565 --> 01:11:08,859
[Suspenseful music]

908
01:11:17,827 --> 01:11:21,414
Trick or treat, you son of a bitch!

909
01:11:35,803 --> 01:11:39,600
-Five gallons of unleaded.
-Man. You really go the distance!

910
01:11:39,683 --> 01:11:43,145
Yeah, l'm a masterpiece of self-destruction.

911
01:11:43,729 --> 01:11:47,233
Fire should reach my stock
of reloading powder right about...

912
01:11:48,610 --> 01:11:49,819
...now.

913
01:12:13,885 --> 01:12:16,219
BURT: Come on! Over here.
JACK: Go, go!

914
01:12:20,933 --> 01:12:21,976
[Radio crackles]

915
01:12:22,060 --> 01:12:24,938
NANCY: [Over radio] Burt!
BURT: Now what?

916
01:12:25,021 --> 01:12:27,774
Burt, where've you been?
We've been trying to raise you.

917
01:12:27,982 --> 01:12:30,652
NANCY: You won't believe it.
BURT: No, try me.

918
01:12:30,735 --> 01:12:33,614
NANCY: You know those flying shriekers?
We've got one!

919
01:12:34,531 --> 01:12:38,036
Well, actually, it almost got us,
but you know how we got it?

920
01:12:38,244 --> 01:12:40,954
Food! lt ate half the food in the store!

921
01:12:41,037 --> 01:12:43,541
NANCY: If they eat enough,
they go into a food coma!

922
01:12:43,624 --> 01:12:46,710
No. They multiply!

923
01:12:46,835 --> 01:12:49,422
NANCY: No, Burt, they don't! Just feed it!

924
01:12:49,505 --> 01:12:51,799
Give it all your MREs.

925
01:12:53,342 --> 01:12:55,051
Burt, do you copy?

926
01:12:56,263 --> 01:12:57,305
Burt?

927
01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:00,558
NANCY: Burt, do you copy?

928
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:02,727
Burt?

929
01:13:06,814 --> 01:13:08,024
Burt's....

930
01:13:08,524 --> 01:13:12,486
Burt is not available at the moment,
but thanks for the update, Nancy.

931
01:13:13,821 --> 01:13:17,617
What kind of Supreme Being
would condone such irony?

932
01:13:18,868 --> 01:13:23,081
Well, there are those who say,
the marksman aims at himself.

933
01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:26,835
Power of non-attachment.
You need to tap into that right now.

934
01:13:31,505 --> 01:13:34,300
Enough with the Zen zingers, all right?

935
01:13:36,469 --> 01:13:38,388
Burt? Maintain.

936
01:13:39,431 --> 01:13:43,979
A lifetime of preparation,
and l end up a refugee?

937
01:13:47,607 --> 01:13:52,028
l hate to ask, but have we gone through
all this just to be eaten by El Blanco?

938
01:13:54,571 --> 01:13:58,492
The explosions were so loud,
they have driven him far away.

939
01:13:59,077 --> 01:14:01,496
You really should read the comics.

940
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,124
[Hissing overhead]

941
01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:07,378
JODl: There are four more of them?

942
01:14:08,461 --> 01:14:11,090
Nothing like a fire to attract
every heat-seeking...

943
01:14:11,173 --> 01:14:13,091
...meat-eater in the valley.

944
01:14:13,383 --> 01:14:17,846
-We have to hide.
-Where? l have no home!

945
01:14:18,263 --> 01:14:19,389
Junkyard.

946
01:14:20,307 --> 01:14:22,852
Junkyard! Yeah.

947
01:14:23,685 --> 01:14:25,521
We just have to get that far.

948
01:14:29,525 --> 01:14:31,442
The universe provides.

949
01:14:31,985 --> 01:14:34,072
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

950
01:14:36,866 --> 01:14:41,286
-The universe provides a boat?
-And a blue tarp. Come on!

951
01:14:41,996 --> 01:14:46,416
Get your heinies up here before
they see us! Now, move! Come on!

952
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,879
Get in! Put it over yourself!

953
01:14:57,804 --> 01:15:02,392
JACK: Come on! Like l said, just stick
with Jack, you're going to make it back.

954
01:15:12,569 --> 01:15:15,155
JODl: Now, go left. No, no! Right!

955
01:15:15,238 --> 01:15:16,531
Jack, go right!

956
01:15:17,658 --> 01:15:20,703
JODl: Not that far! Now go right!
JACK: Make up your mind!

957
01:15:28,419 --> 01:15:29,920
What the heck--

958
01:15:32,965 --> 01:15:34,508
The little turd.

959
01:15:35,718 --> 01:15:39,931
JODl: We made it! Look!
Plenty of places to hide!

960
01:15:40,431 --> 01:15:42,517
[Puffing overhead]

961
01:15:47,482 --> 01:15:50,858
Wait. lt doesn't see us.

962
01:15:53,235 --> 01:15:55,614
BURT: Calmly, get out of the boat.

963
01:15:57,615 --> 01:15:59,493
And calmly, just head for--

964
01:15:59,576 --> 01:16:00,619
[Hisses]

965
01:16:00,786 --> 01:16:02,871
lt sees us! Shit! Run!

966
01:16:04,539 --> 01:16:06,543
JACK: Got you, Jodi! Let's run.

967
01:16:11,671 --> 01:16:12,881
JODl: lt's coming!

968
01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:16,384
My God.

969
01:16:24,477 --> 01:16:27,730
-lt's right there, can you hear it?
-l hear it.

970
01:16:46,792 --> 01:16:49,169
-lt's right there.
-That's what l said.

971
01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,171
Let's get out of here.

972
01:17:09,356 --> 01:17:11,691
JACK: Yeah!
BURT: That one's for Miguel!

973
01:17:12,359 --> 01:17:14,487
About time we got a break.

974
01:17:15,737 --> 01:17:17,656
Here comes the rest of them.

975
01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:21,369
JODl: God! Do you think they see us?
Do they know we're here?

976
01:17:21,661 --> 01:17:22,494
No.

977
01:17:26,707 --> 01:17:27,792
Yeah.

978
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:32,588
-Cover. We got to find cover.
-We can hide in these.

979
01:17:33,465 --> 01:17:34,548
No.

980
01:17:35,883 --> 01:17:37,510
There. Come on.

981
01:17:40,055 --> 01:17:41,305
Go, go!

982
01:17:43,183 --> 01:17:46,562
-God, no. Can we hide over there?
-No time!

983
01:17:57,739 --> 01:17:58,991
Well.

984
01:18:00,409 --> 01:18:02,744
Let's assess the situation.

985
01:18:04,329 --> 01:18:06,749
-We're screwed.
-We're screwed in an outhouse?

986
01:18:06,833 --> 01:18:10,503
BURT: lf l had been able to grab
just one gun! Even a single shot.

987
01:18:10,586 --> 01:18:12,671
-How long are we stuck here?
-Minutes.

988
01:18:12,754 --> 01:18:15,757
Our combined heat will make
this thing glow to them.

989
01:18:15,841 --> 01:18:20,304
-So, we run! We just run like hell!
-No, they fly. We couldn't get half a mile.

990
01:18:20,637 --> 01:18:23,850
Okay. Can't stay. Can't go. Your turn.

991
01:18:26,853 --> 01:18:28,397
[Heavy thudding]

992
01:18:31,774 --> 01:18:33,735
We've got to fight them.

993
01:18:34,277 --> 01:18:36,571
They're not that smart.
They only see heat.

994
01:18:36,655 --> 01:18:39,032
JODl: They light their farts.
How does that help?

995
01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,538
No, wait.

996
01:18:46,582 --> 01:18:49,041
They're full of flammable chemicals.

997
01:18:49,834 --> 01:18:53,839
Could we ignite them, somehow?
Get them to swallow something hot?

998
01:18:53,922 --> 01:18:58,720
-How?
-Stick them with something hot, or a fire.

999
01:18:59,136 --> 01:19:02,599
-A flaming spear.
-They'll kill us if we get that close to them!

1000
01:19:02,683 --> 01:19:05,309
l'd rather shoot them, somehow.
lf l just had my--

1001
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:08,187
JODl: Burt, you don't have a gun.
Deal with it.

1002
01:19:13,108 --> 01:19:14,944
-A potato gun!
-A what?

1003
01:19:15,194 --> 01:19:16,904
-A potato gun!
-What?

1004
01:19:17,905 --> 01:19:19,866
Didn't you make one as a kid, Burt?

1005
01:19:19,949 --> 01:19:24,872
-l converted my BB gun to full auto--
-We made them from an old pipe.

1006
01:19:24,955 --> 01:19:28,000
You seal up one end,
put in a few drops of lighter fluid...

1007
01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:32,420
...stick in the potato, light the touchhole.
Potato will go a hundred yards.

1008
01:19:32,504 --> 01:19:35,757
JODl: Only, instead of a potato,
we shoot a flaming arrow.

1009
01:19:36,509 --> 01:19:37,551
Why not?

1010
01:19:40,762 --> 01:19:41,680
l like it.

1011
01:19:41,764 --> 01:19:44,349
Yes! Now, of course,
we have to do some shopping.

1012
01:19:44,433 --> 01:19:48,228
We need to get some pipe, any size,
things for arrows, rags to burn.

1013
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,939
Then we'll need something
for gasoline. Alcohol.

1014
01:19:52,399 --> 01:19:53,567
This won't be easy.

1015
01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:56,945
Wait, l got a line on flaming liquid.
You two, go for parts.

1016
01:19:57,028 --> 01:19:59,740
-You see any of these rocket-butts nearby?
-No?

1017
01:19:59,824 --> 01:20:02,369
No? All right, let's go.

1018
01:20:03,243 --> 01:20:04,663
Watch yourselves.

1019
01:20:11,084 --> 01:20:13,170
[Suspenseful music]

1020
01:20:25,725 --> 01:20:27,812
[Puffing]

1021
01:21:04,307 --> 01:21:06,393
[Jodi screams]

1022
01:21:34,921 --> 01:21:37,007
[Puffing and thudding]

1023
01:21:40,510 --> 01:21:41,971
Yeah.

1024
01:22:07,622 --> 01:22:10,333
Ass-Blaster! Blasted your own damn ass!

1025
01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,418
JACK: What the hell was that?

1026
01:22:13,045 --> 01:22:17,381
JODl: l killed one! l did it!
JACK: Way to go, girl!

1027
01:22:17,799 --> 01:22:20,677
BURT: Don't get cocky!
That still leaves three!

1028
01:22:22,304 --> 01:22:23,555
l killed one.

1029
01:22:38,278 --> 01:22:42,033
BURT: [Calls] Listen up, it'll be dark soon.
How are we doing, people?

1030
01:22:42,408 --> 01:22:45,203
JODl: l got some pipes.
JACK: l got some rags.

1031
01:22:45,286 --> 01:22:46,371
BURT: Good work!

1032
01:22:47,747 --> 01:22:51,375
JACK: l need some arrows.
BURT: Let's meet over at that yellow truck.

1033
01:22:52,877 --> 01:22:55,504
Okay, Nestor, we need your help.

1034
01:22:59,176 --> 01:23:00,594
Yes.

1035
01:23:06,724 --> 01:23:08,017
Thanks, Nestor.

1036
01:23:16,944 --> 01:23:18,486
[Jodi screams]

1037
01:23:19,238 --> 01:23:20,823
Burt.

1038
01:23:20,948 --> 01:23:23,535
-What's taking Jack so long?
-l don't know.

1039
01:23:27,246 --> 01:23:30,289
-Jack!
-ls that enough?

1040
01:23:32,959 --> 01:23:34,210
That will do.

1041
01:23:35,003 --> 01:23:36,129
Now, look.

1042
01:23:36,839 --> 01:23:39,383
Let's move to that mobile home.

1043
01:23:39,592 --> 01:23:42,345
lt offers high ground for a good line of fire.

1044
01:23:42,429 --> 01:23:44,304
[Gusting overhead]

1045
01:23:45,433 --> 01:23:46,601
Run!

1046
01:23:55,358 --> 01:23:56,859
BURT: Come on, Jodi!

1047
01:24:09,415 --> 01:24:12,544
JACK: Lock it! Yeah, eat that.

1048
01:24:16,671 --> 01:24:18,048
Damn, girl.

1049
01:24:25,306 --> 01:24:27,392
[Ass-Blaster puffs outside]

1050
01:24:29,684 --> 01:24:31,521
Come on, let's get to work.

1051
01:24:45,994 --> 01:24:48,995
A friend, Nestor,
was killed in the first graboid incursion.

1052
01:24:49,079 --> 01:24:52,375
His trailer ended up here.
He loved his shine.

1053
01:24:54,128 --> 01:24:55,837
JACK: Here, rip some of these.

1054
01:24:58,048 --> 01:25:01,843
JACK: Now, you have to seal up one end.
Also, make a touchhole to light it.

1055
01:25:01,926 --> 01:25:03,387
BURT: l get the concept.

1056
01:25:08,933 --> 01:25:12,313
Any minute, this guy will kamikaze
through your roof like before.

1057
01:25:12,396 --> 01:25:15,899
All right, l need a gun sight.
Anybody grab any tape or wire?

1058
01:25:17,651 --> 01:25:20,155
Your earrings. Your earrings!

1059
01:25:20,613 --> 01:25:22,532
JACK: Take them off.
BURT: Excellent.

1060
01:25:38,798 --> 01:25:40,758
BURT: Still don't have a touchhole.

1061
01:25:42,929 --> 01:25:45,431
This has a little hole. Will this work?

1062
01:25:54,856 --> 01:25:55,773
Yeah.

1063
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:07,203
Armed and dangerous.

1064
01:26:10,205 --> 01:26:12,709
-But do we have a lighter?
-Burt does.

1065
01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:15,418
How do you know?

1066
01:26:17,087 --> 01:26:18,630
Well, you're Burt.

1067
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:23,511
Damn right l am.

1068
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,598
[Gusting outside]

1069
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:33,938
Shit! Another kamikaze run!

1070
01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:36,817
BURT: Whiskey down the barrel.
About a shot's worth.

1071
01:26:40,779 --> 01:26:42,823
He knows. He's up!

1072
01:26:42,990 --> 01:26:44,324
BURT: Open the door.

1073
01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,077
Door open!

1074
01:26:48,077 --> 01:26:49,037
There!

1075
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,205
JODl: Now?
BURT: No, wait for it.

1076
01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:54,085
-Now?
-Wait for it.

1077
01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:55,669
Wait for it.

1078
01:26:58,297 --> 01:26:59,215
Now!

1079
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,105
lt worked!

1080
01:27:15,565 --> 01:27:18,484
JACK: Blew him away! l mean, blew him--

1081
01:27:19,653 --> 01:27:20,820
Blew him away!

1082
01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:23,616
BURT: That's why we're at the top
of the food chain.

1083
01:27:24,866 --> 01:27:26,743
JODl: Two down, and two to go!

1084
01:27:30,371 --> 01:27:32,247
[Heavy thudding]

1085
01:27:34,501 --> 01:27:35,502
Reload.

1086
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:40,424
Whiskey.

1087
01:27:42,635 --> 01:27:45,054
l'll take that arrow. Load it.

1088
01:27:46,097 --> 01:27:47,472
That will do it.

1089
01:27:52,727 --> 01:27:56,231
JACK: Get down! Stay down!
No! l got an idea.

1090
01:27:56,314 --> 01:27:59,819
We'll shoot it through the other skylight.
Stay down, Burt.

1091
01:28:00,903 --> 01:28:02,530
JODl: Now what?
JACK: Spread your legs.

1092
01:28:02,614 --> 01:28:03,740
JODl: Excuse me?

1093
01:28:05,408 --> 01:28:06,742
l get it. Okay.

1094
01:28:09,077 --> 01:28:12,374
-Don't blame me if l miss because--
-Aim and shoot!

1095
01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:13,415
Okay!

1096
01:28:25,929 --> 01:28:28,931
-What the hell did you do?
-l shot him.

1097
01:28:31,643 --> 01:28:34,772
JODl: Burt.
JACK: Burt!

1098
01:28:37,565 --> 01:28:39,568
We should go hunting sometime.

1099
01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:43,613
JACK: Here you go.

1100
01:28:47,032 --> 01:28:48,744
JACK: l think he looks pissed!

1101
01:28:49,203 --> 01:28:54,291
-Pissed, but dumb. No sitting duck, Burt?
-Never assume anything.

1102
01:28:56,627 --> 01:28:57,837
She's ready.

1103
01:28:58,588 --> 01:29:02,550
BURT: Stand by to fire at my command.
Light me!

1104
01:29:08,972 --> 01:29:11,225
-No way!
-l knew it!

1105
01:29:11,518 --> 01:29:13,894
Sons of bitches are
always on a learning curve.

1106
01:29:13,977 --> 01:29:15,021
Load.

1107
01:29:22,405 --> 01:29:23,738
lncoming!

1108
01:29:42,342 --> 01:29:44,761
Lighter. l need a lighter.

1109
01:29:54,103 --> 01:29:57,189
BURT: lt's going to blow!
lnto the back room, now!

1110
01:29:57,606 --> 01:29:58,816
JACK: Get in here.

1111
01:30:00,485 --> 01:30:02,320
JACK: Go, go! Get in here, Burt!

1112
01:30:04,656 --> 01:30:06,741
[Massive explosion]

1113
01:30:30,057 --> 01:30:31,308
JODl: Yuck.

1114
01:30:32,726 --> 01:30:33,728
JACK: Jeez.

1115
01:30:39,233 --> 01:30:41,653
Twenty-three hours, 59 minutes.

1116
01:30:43,153 --> 01:30:44,363
Mission completed.

1117
01:30:44,447 --> 01:30:46,531
[Deep underground rumbling]

1118
01:30:49,452 --> 01:30:52,579
Damn it! How the hell
does he always know where l am?

1119
01:30:52,663 --> 01:30:54,206
[Electronic beeping]

1120
01:30:56,793 --> 01:31:00,255
The watch. The ultrasonic signal.

1121
01:31:08,596 --> 01:31:11,098
JODl: Burt! Are you okay?
BURT: l'm caught.

1122
01:31:17,648 --> 01:31:20,191
JACK: Burt, it's coming!
Get rid of the watch!

1123
01:31:23,821 --> 01:31:25,948
You're crazy. Get out of here!

1124
01:31:27,698 --> 01:31:30,745
JACK: El Blanco, you want it?
Come get it, dude!

1125
01:31:32,203 --> 01:31:34,499
[Suspenseful music, rumbling]

1126
01:31:44,342 --> 01:31:45,843
JACK: Here you go, buddy!

1127
01:31:47,177 --> 01:31:51,097
BURT: My Leatherman tool! ln my pocket!
JACK: Here you go, little buddy, now!

1128
01:31:51,181 --> 01:31:53,767
Right side, bottom row, third pocket.

1129
01:31:55,478 --> 01:31:59,941
-Cut the springs where my vest is snagged.
-How do you open this?

1130
01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:12,288
What is that?

1131
01:32:16,875 --> 01:32:18,001
All right.

1132
01:32:18,084 --> 01:32:20,170
[Suspenseful music continues]

1133
01:32:33,058 --> 01:32:34,144
Come on.

1134
01:32:35,895 --> 01:32:38,480
JACK: Jodi, hurry it up!
JODl: l'm working on it!

1135
01:32:42,234 --> 01:32:43,109
One.

1136
01:32:44,571 --> 01:32:47,071
-Get out of here. Go on!
-Shut up, Burt!

1137
01:33:01,254 --> 01:33:02,297
JODl: Come on.

1138
01:33:04,175 --> 01:33:05,133
BURT: Go on!

1139
01:33:21,651 --> 01:33:22,944
God Almighty!

1140
01:33:51,388 --> 01:33:52,432
Wow.

1141
01:33:55,977 --> 01:33:57,562
Good throw.

1142
01:33:58,730 --> 01:34:03,611
l used to pitch a little single A ball
till the old rotator cuff started acting up.

1143
01:34:16,456 --> 01:34:20,879
On the off-chance that
El Blanco's coming back for seconds...

1144
01:34:21,337 --> 01:34:23,505
...want to get me off this thing?

1145
01:34:25,967 --> 01:34:27,885
[Upbeat country music]

1146
01:34:43,276 --> 01:34:44,194
NANCY: Yes.

1147
01:34:45,569 --> 01:34:47,823
Could you hold on for just a minute?

1148
01:34:49,699 --> 01:34:51,409
They matched your offer.

1149
01:34:52,328 --> 01:34:56,248
Well, l'm sorry.
This is the world's only living Ass-Blaster.

1150
01:34:56,331 --> 01:34:58,585
And l have a daughter
to put through school.

1151
01:34:58,668 --> 01:34:59,918
l want a car.

1152
01:35:00,585 --> 01:35:01,629
BOY: Come on.

1153
01:35:09,761 --> 01:35:11,680
Could you hold a minute?

1154
01:35:13,432 --> 01:35:15,518
The Vegas guys went even higher.

1155
01:35:16,185 --> 01:35:17,604
Should we do it?

1156
01:35:21,066 --> 01:35:24,109
Siegfried, Roy, he's all yours.

1157
01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:28,614
JODl: Make sure
you stay behind the ropes.

1158
01:35:38,667 --> 01:35:40,293
JODl: Hey.
JACK: Hey.

1159
01:35:42,003 --> 01:35:46,549
-Hitting the road, Desert Jack?
-Well, more like, Car Wash Jack.

1160
01:35:47,427 --> 01:35:50,260
l landed a job managing
that place down in Bixby.

1161
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:52,348
The universe provides.

1162
01:35:54,098 --> 01:35:55,684
JODl: Congratulations.
JACK: Thank you.

1163
01:35:55,767 --> 01:35:57,770
So, l guess you'll be sticking around.

1164
01:35:59,313 --> 01:36:02,567
Yeah, l like the area. lt has a lot to offer.

1165
01:36:04,192 --> 01:36:07,738
Hey, listen, l'm breaking in
my new rear axle. You want to...

1166
01:36:08,822 --> 01:36:10,534
...go for a little ride?

1167
01:36:10,659 --> 01:36:12,451
l'm restocking.

1168
01:36:15,162 --> 01:36:16,789
Nice clouds out there.

1169
01:36:18,082 --> 01:36:20,126
l can see the clouds from here.

1170
01:36:21,002 --> 01:36:23,879
Yeah, but these....
See, these are the good ones.

1171
01:36:28,217 --> 01:36:29,261
Well....

1172
01:36:33,349 --> 01:36:36,518
JODl: Mindy? Can you watch the store?

1173
01:36:38,812 --> 01:36:40,897
[Soft, sentimental music]

1174
01:36:59,915 --> 01:37:01,043
lt figures.

1175
01:37:02,837 --> 01:37:04,171
Older women.

1176
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,387
[Deep underground rumbling]

1177
01:37:12,596 --> 01:37:15,058
Buenas tardes, Senor Blanco.

1178
01:37:15,641 --> 01:37:18,811
That's it, just follow the car.

1179
01:37:38,958 --> 01:37:39,833
Burt!

1180
01:37:40,709 --> 01:37:42,127
Hey, nice wheels.

1181
01:37:42,295 --> 01:37:44,172
l've been expecting you, Melvin.

1182
01:37:44,256 --> 01:37:46,883
You are one persistent
little money-grubber.

1183
01:37:47,175 --> 01:37:50,343
Come on, Burt. Look around, man.
There's nothing here.

1184
01:37:50,426 --> 01:37:53,848
l'm going to turn this into something.
l'll build homes for families.

1185
01:37:53,931 --> 01:37:56,934
The smart thing for you to do
is cash in right now.

1186
01:37:58,144 --> 01:38:00,646
-You might want to join me, Melvin.
-Why?

1187
01:38:01,857 --> 01:38:03,357
lt's safer up here.

1188
01:38:13,868 --> 01:38:17,622
Jesus Christ, Burt!
l thought you killed all those things.

1189
01:38:17,914 --> 01:38:21,668
BURT: l never said that.
MEL: God, man, kill it! Blow it up!

1190
01:38:23,211 --> 01:38:24,756
What are you waiting for?

1191
01:38:24,839 --> 01:38:28,508
BURT: The thing is, as long as one
of these reptilians is still alive...

1192
01:38:28,592 --> 01:38:31,720
...this whole area is deemed protected.

1193
01:38:31,970 --> 01:38:36,307
You know, pursuant to section 1472-B
of the Endangered Species Act?

1194
01:38:36,474 --> 01:38:41,437
ln other words, no houses,
no condos and no ranchettes.

1195
01:38:42,691 --> 01:38:45,859
You're crazy. Okay?
These things, man, they're going to--

1196
01:38:45,942 --> 01:38:49,237
They're going to eat you, Burt.
They're going to get all of you.

1197
01:38:49,321 --> 01:38:53,242
We got new geophones,
graboid barriers, blanket protection.

1198
01:38:53,450 --> 01:38:58,206
The whole town agrees. Between you
and El Blanco, they'll take him every time.

1199
01:38:58,749 --> 01:39:00,040
Adiós, Melvin!

1200
01:39:01,668 --> 01:39:03,128
Burt! Hey!

1201
01:39:06,005 --> 01:39:06,922
Burt!

1202
01:39:08,048 --> 01:39:08,966
Burt!

1203
01:39:11,594 --> 01:39:13,722
MEL: [Shouts] Burt! You asshole!

1204
01:39:14,806 --> 01:39:17,225
You damn son of a bitch!

1205
01:39:18,060 --> 01:39:20,312
God! I hate you!

1206
01:39:20,772 --> 01:39:22,355
I hate your guts!

1207
01:39:22,690 --> 01:39:24,734
You sorry, sick...

1208
01:39:25,358 --> 01:39:27,151
...paranoid, right-wing...

1209
01:39:27,735 --> 01:39:29,487
...redneck psycho!

1210
01:39:30,196 --> 01:39:31,698
Shit-kicker!

1211
01:39:31,865 --> 01:39:33,825
Goddamn you, Burt!

1212
01:39:34,910 --> 01:39:36,704
And I hate that hat!