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You there! Laundry's that way!
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Hyah!
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Uhh!
4
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Uhh!
5
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Uhh!
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Fine work, team.
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No one can stop
the Chang gang...
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Not even the j-team!
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The coast is clear.
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Move quickly, tohru.
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Jade must not find out captain
black is assembling the j-team
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or she will hatch another kooky...
Jade: Jackie!
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I've hatched a mondo plan
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to take down the
j-team's arch-Nemesis
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Bartholomew Chang.
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Tell you all about it on the
way to section 13... awp!
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The only plan, Jade,
is for you to stay here with uncle.
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Grrr! Jackie never listens!
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Doesn't he realize
I'm not only a member
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but the brains
behind the j-team?
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Who is up for mah jong and mung beans?
(Tiles clacking)
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Maybe I can spell
it out for Jackie...
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With a little help
from uncle's magic.
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While in prison,
Chang managed to recruit an elite team,
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each possessing skills
matching your own...
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An anti j-team, if you will.
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Knock-offs are never as
good as the originals.
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Don't be so sure, viper.
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Meet master thief Philip crain.
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He's pulled heists on several
international museums...
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The louvre, guggenheim,
uffizi, Tate.
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I hit each of those
back when I was a thief.
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Not on the same day.
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Oh!
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El toro,
meet your criminal counterpart...
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Bob "the bopper" hathcock,
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pro-wrestling champ
gone renegade.
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His trademark move...
Bopper's bash.
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(Stupefied) Bopper's bash.
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(Covering) I mean,
everyone knows American wrestling is fake.
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Black: Tohru,
say hello to Helga sorensen.
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She held the world's
strongest woman title
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before throwing it away
for a career of crime.
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How strong could a woman be?
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Here's Helga lifting the
world's strongest man.
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Uhh!
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(Gulps)
48
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And my dance partner would be?
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"Little" Tony chun.
don't be fooled by the glasses.
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He's the most feared martial
artist on China's most-wanted list.
51
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Heh heh! Guess he's not
as cuddly as he looks.
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Hmm... Lookee here.
A seniority spell.
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"Gives it conjurer.
Authority over any subject."
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That means the j-team
will finally listen to me!
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I'll be their leader!
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(Chanting)
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So, unc, what would you
say if I commanded you
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to let me go to
section 13 with Jackie?
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Uncle would say,
go right ahead...
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Seniority rules.
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If you want to make uncle
angrier than rabid goat!
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Jade?
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(Gasps)
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Paco.
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Oh, no, no, no, Jade.
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The meeting is for
the j-team only.
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Then, good thing I brought
my membership card.
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Chang has one weakness...
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He will no doubt attempt to
reacquire his fortune in Jade.
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(Telephone rings)
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Black here.
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Bingo.
Museum of natural history.
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(Chanting)
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Ok, j-team, follow me!
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Jade, stay with paco!
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Grrr! Lousy spell!
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Ha ha ha ha! Ah, green!
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The color of Jade!
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Really, Chang, you should consider
taking up a legal pastime.
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Collecting baseball cards?
Snow globes, maybe?
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Warriors, attack!
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Uhh! Rarrr!
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No. I will take the bopper.
84
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Uhh! Uhh!
85
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Grrr!
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Pretty boy's mine.
87
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Uh, I cannot fight a woman.
88
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This woman will make you
scream like little girl.
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Uhh! Uhh!
90
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Uhh!
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Ha ha ha! Jolly good.
92
00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,948
Where'd you pick up that accent...
spies "r" us?
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The same place I picked
up this little gem.
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Uhh!
95
00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,155
Uhh!
96
00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,890
Uhh!
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You are quick!
98
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You mean, for a chubby guy?
99
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No, no, no! Not what I meant!
100
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(Chuckles) It would
seem the j-team
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has finally met its match.
102
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Uhh... huhh!
103
00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,720
I'll hang your
mask on my mantle!
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El toro fuerte never
removes his mask!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Grrr!
107
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Ooh! Aah!
108
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Uhh!
109
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Uhh! Uhh!
110
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Uhh! Uhh!
111
00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:00,512
I told you,
I do not fight women.
112
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Heeyah!
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Oof!
114
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,488
You're not the only one with the
toys, handsome.
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Ooh!
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Now, he is chubby.
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Ehh! Uhh!
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(All groaning)
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That smarts.
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Grrr!
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Chang!
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Uhh!
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Ohh!
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00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:35,046
You've been made by Jade...
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Er, brains behind the
j-team, not the stone.
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Jackie: Jade.
127
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,554
What? You said, stay with paco.
128
00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,055
Como estas?
129
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,291
The results speak for
themselves, Jackie!
130
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:50,362
Spell or no spell,
the j-team needs to start including me!
131
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Uh... Spell?
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Uh, what spell?
133
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What's it matter? Didn't work.
134
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(Gasps) Jade!
135
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Huh?! Huh?!
136
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,574
Or maybe it just
took time to kick in,
137
00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,411
because I forgot the garlic!
Duh!
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00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,348
(All gasp)
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00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,118
This can't be good.
140
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,120
Oh, bad day!
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00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,354
Oh, boy.
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Mommy.
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00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,664
(J-tots gasp)
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00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,133
El toro à es El nio?
145
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,835
This is so not the type of
seniority spell I had in mind.
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00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:34,506
Ha ha ha ha! The mighty j-team,
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victims of their
own foolish magic!
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Now, if you brats don't mind...
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Go find a busy street to play in
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while the grown-ups
steal a fortune in Jade.
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Jade!
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I know! I am so grounded.
153
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,561
No! Kids against grown-ups!
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Rrarr!
155
00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,364
Waah! Aah!
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00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,035
(Soft punching)
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00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,437
Hyah!
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00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,738
Uhh! Ehh!
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00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,374
(Grunting)
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00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,042
Hyah!
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00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,311
Jalisco hairpull!
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00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,546
(Efforts)
163
00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:17,148
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
164
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,516
Acapulco ankle-lock!
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00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,584
(Efforts)
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00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,487
(The bopper chuckles)
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00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,389
(El toro sputters)
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00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,024
(Grunts and groans)
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00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,894
Uh... Friends?
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00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,297
I will break you.
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00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,366
(Crying)
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00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,701
(Wails) Ohh!
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00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:41,106
Heee... heee... heee...
174
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,774
(singsong) "V" my name is viper,
175
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,609
my boyfriend's name is Van,
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00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,844
he lives in Venezuela,
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00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,246
sends me violets when he can!
178
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:56,154
Looks like it's up
to me to stop Chang.
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00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,222
Heee-yup!
180
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,224
Ooh!
181
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:04,329
(Grunting) Hey, watch it!
182
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,731
(Efforting)
183
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:10,402
Ta-ta, j-tots!
184
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,739
El toro, what should we do?
185
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,341
Not so fast, paco.
186
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,877
I'm the biggest,
so that means I'm in charge!
187
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:22,847
And I say, let's see what
uncle thinks we should do.
188
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,282
Heh heh!
189
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,285
(Laughter and chatter)
190
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:31,656
Sensei, sensei,
look what Jade did to us!
191
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,591
Tattletale.
192
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,797
Aiyaaa!
What have you done to us, Jade?
193
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,866
Whoa. Well, let's see.
194
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,669
I've turned Jackie
into a rough-houser,
195
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,204
tohru into a crybaby,
196
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,541
viper into a...
blecch! Girly-girl,
197
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,844
and El toro into... (Sniffs)
198
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,080
Sorry.
199
00:11:55,082 --> 00:12:00,151
Pee-yew! Paco,
maybe you should change your hero.
200
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,221
El toro fuerte never
removes his pants!
201
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:07,292
Hmm. It would seem Jade's spell
202
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,828
has left our adult minds intact,
203
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:14,733
but made us victim to
childlike impulses!
204
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:19,237
(Giggles) Uncle said, "butt!"
205
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,741
Jackie,
this is no time to be childish!
206
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:26,411
Jade is right!
We must act our real ages!
207
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,912
We must find the stolen Jade
208
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,814
and return it to safety!
209
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:33,184
We must stop Mr. poopy-head!
210
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,855
Nuh-uh, Jackie.
You're too young to stop Chang.
211
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,723
And I'm too young
to be an adult!
212
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,792
Uncle, you have to do something!
213
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:44,662
Luckily, uncle possesses
ancient fortune-teller
214
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:49,400
which will reveal
remedy to situation.
215
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,436
Pick color.
216
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,771
Uh, blue.
217
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,041
B-l-u-e.
218
00:12:57,043 --> 00:13:00,779
Ooh, fortune teller reveals...
219
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,848
You have big crush on Jade.
220
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,050
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
221
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,285
(Giggling)
222
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,255
♪ Jade and paco
sittin' in a tree ♪
223
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:13,792
Ok, children,
you leave aunt Jade no choice...
224
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,094
It's naptime!
225
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,228
No siesta!
226
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,631
I'm not tired.
227
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,366
(Yawns)
228
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,839
First one asleep gets a
cookie when they wake up.
229
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,846
Uh-uh. Not you, paco.
230
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,314
I cannot win the cookie?
231
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,183
Uncle, listen.
232
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,818
If you don't find
a reversal spell
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00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,020
to return the j-team
to normal fast,
234
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,290
the world's greatest crime
fighting team is kaput!
235
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,859
Oh, oh! Any leads on Chang?
236
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,428
Intelligence indicates
Chang owns a cargo ship
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docked at port 17.
238
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:55,200
No doubt he'll try and move the
stolen goods out of the country.
239
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,635
Not with the j-team waiting.
240
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:01,673
Jackie, you sound all...
Chipmunky.
241
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,844
Captain black,
is the section 13 mainframe running?
242
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,545
Uh... Of course.
243
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,981
Then why don't you catch it!
244
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,283
(Laughter)
245
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,054
Let's move!
246
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,190
But Jade said we're not allowed to stop...
You know...
247
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,226
Mr. poopy-head?
248
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,963
Well, Jade did not say
we couldn't stop...
249
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,632
Mr. doody-face.
250
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,704
Just what I like to hear...
Nothing.
251
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,771
Huh?!
252
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,482
"Dear Jade, how are you?
I am fine.
253
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,718
"We went to port
17 to stop Chang.
254
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,420
"When I get back,
let's have a tea party?
255
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,689
Best friends forever. Viper?!"
256
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,626
Unh! They pulled a Jade.
257
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,896
I better pull a Jackie
before it's too late.
258
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,299
♪ I have ants in my
pants, and I must dance ♪
259
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,268
Uncle, do your homework
260
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,870
or... No dessert!
261
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:09,807
Paco,
make sure he finds that spell.
262
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,958
We can't let them steal
all the pretty Jade.
263
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(Gulp) But we're
no match for them.
264
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You are El pollo.
265
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(Imitating chicken)
266
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,303
No. Tohru may be a crybaby,
267
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but he is right.
268
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,306
(Whimpering)
269
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We need to hatch a plan.
270
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A really mondo plan!
271
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And final ingredient...
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Garlic.
273
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,251
Then this will turn the
j-team back to normal?
274
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,253
No...
275
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But it will make you donkey boy!
Ha ha ha ha!
276
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Quickly now,
277
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load the Jade onto the ship
278
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,267
so we can...
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(horn honks)
280
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Move your leg.
281
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,275
You're stepping on the brake.
282
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,777
Oh, oh, tun left now. Now right!
283
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,746
Have we lost them?
284
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,048
Uhh... unh!
285
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,759
So, you want to play?
286
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,695
Make the j-tots wish
they were never born.
287
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,599
(All gasp)
288
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,538
Jade: Back off, you bullies!
289
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,041
Hyah!
290
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,981
Look out!
It's a siamese flesh-eating lizard!
291
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Aah!
292
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,853
Aah!
293
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,856
Oop, don't forget...
294
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(Chanting rapidly)
295
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,894
Huh? Huh? Huh?
296
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,699
Yes! Garlic's the charm.
297
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,736
Warriors, attack!
298
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,371
(All yelling)
299
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,475
Ok, Jackie,
care to explain the helium voice
300
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,344
and the crank calls?
301
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,812
Paco?
302
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,981
Que pasa, seor b lack?
303
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,550
Hot cha!
304
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,152
Whoa, Nellie!
305
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,753
Never mind donkey boy.
306
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,656
Uncle has devised
reversal spell.
307
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,425
Paco: You must take
it to the j-team.
308
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,527
Seor u ncle is too
young to drive.
309
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,730
But first we must
stop for ice cream!
310
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,864
Now?
311
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,901
You want uncle to
cast reversal spell
312
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,870
on j-team? Yes?
313
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:58,910
Then you will stop
à for ice cream!
314
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,979
Huh! Huh!
315
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,116
Sorry, Chang,
I only pick on villains my own size.
316
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,552
Then the kid gloves are off.
317
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,556
Whoa! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
318
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,927
Let's dance, pipsqueak!
319
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,395
Hyah! Hyah!
320
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,699
Rrrrrrr... Rrrrrrr...
321
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,701
Unh! Ow! Unh! Ow!
322
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,170
(Both crying)
323
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,512
Tag! You're it!
324
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,914
Hey, we're not playing tag.
325
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,050
Then how about peek-a-boo?!
326
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,989
Patty cake, Patty
cake, Baker's man,
327
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,091
bake me a cake like Jackie chan!
328
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,231
Bopper's bash!
329
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,101
Puebla poo-plex.
330
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,571
(Sniffs)
331
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:05,576
Eww... Stinkies!
332
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,090
No fair!
333
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,927
Wedginator!
334
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,663
Ooh! Ok, ok!
335
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,932
Uncle!
336
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,135
That is my name.
Do not wear it out.
337
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,574
Pbbbbbbbt!
338
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,477
(Chanting rapidly)
339
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,093
Yay!
340
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,029
Ahem. Ahem.
341
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,264
Uh, many thanks, sensei.
342
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,166
Good work, j-team.
343
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,168
You will need a note
from your parents
344
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,770
to get this back.
345
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,171
Rrrrrrr!
346
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,074
Yeah. You are so grounded!
347
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,976
Chang is not the only one
348
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,878
who is grounded, Jade.
349
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,181
I know you are, but what am I?
350
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,288
Hey, Jackie, what's your
favorite museum in the world?
351
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,357
There's only 2 museums
I really remember.
352
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,126
One is in Paris.
There's so many art.
353
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,995
I see Mona Lisa.
354
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,664
But there's one museum,
very interesting.
355
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,867
The Egypt, uh... Museum.
356
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,236
A lot of mummies.
357
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,605
A lot of different
interesting things.
358
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,374
Really, totally different
than Paris museum.