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(Coughs)

2
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Oh...
The armor of the 8 immortals.

3
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Hmm, doesn't seem very special.

4
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Ehh... Heh. Housekeeping?

5
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Heh. Termites.

6
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Daah!

7
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Unh. Ohh.

8
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Aaaahhhh!

9
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Whoa!

10
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Uh, pass the bok choy, please?

11
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Jackie! Aah!

12
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You are too loud!

13
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Uncle,
you are the one who's yelling.

14
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(Gasps)

15
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You dishonor the only
known existing relic

16
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of the 8 immortals.

17
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You caused me to drop it.

18
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(Gasps) You dishonor your uncle.

19
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Hey, Jackie.

20
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Jade, what are you doing up?

21
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"Old yeller" is
keeping us all up.

22
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He hasn't slept in days.

23
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Tohru, where is my tea?

24
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(Snores) What?

25
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(Continues snoring)

26
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Aiyaaa!

27
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Uncle, why won't you sleep?

28
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Because I have
demons on the brain.

29
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I lay down, and all I hear is...

30
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Chi spell, chi spell, chi spell.

31
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Have you tried counting sheep?

32
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Demons always eat them.

33
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Ah, well,
thank you for watching Jade.

34
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Where are you going?

35
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We must study the
immortals' armor

36
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and discover what
magic it holds.

37
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Now? It is 3 A.M., uncle.

38
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You should really try to sleep.

39
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(Cell phone rings)

40
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How can I sleep
with all this noise?

41
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Yes?

42
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Jackie,
we've spotted the dark hand.

43
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I'm on my way.

44
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Care to know where you're going?

45
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I don't care. Anywhere but here.

46
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Ok.

47
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Whew. Uncle, I'm off to Spain.

48
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I will call you
for the chi spell

49
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once I find out which
demon we're dealing with.

50
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Take the armor.
It could be of some use.

51
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But you have to discover
what magic it holds.

52
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How can I do that if
you take it with you?

53
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(Stammers)

54
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Festive.

55
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I'm telling you,
Pamplona's famous for somethin'.

56
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It must be the paella.

57
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Oh, the thing they whack with
a stick till candy comes out?

58
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That would be a piata, ratso.

59
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This is Spain, not Mexico.

60
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(Grunts)

61
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I know this place is
famous for somethin'.

62
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Shendu: Soon it will be famous
for the return of dai gui,

63
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the earth demon.

64
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No, it won't.

65
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(TV plays quietly)

66
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Uncle: Jade, TV is too loud.

67
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(Turns down volume)

68
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Still too loud!

69
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Grrr...

70
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I can hear the electricity
in the wires. Unplug!

71
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(Sighs) I wish there was
a way to unplug <i>uncle.</i>

72
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There's gotta be a
chill-pill potion in here.

73
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Call uncle a lumberjack,
'cause he's gonna be sawing logs.

74
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Jade,
the books are laughing at me.

75
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♪ Not for long ♪

76
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Tea, dear uncle?

77
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Yes.

78
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Blaaaah! Jade, this tea

79
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tastes like it was brewed
with beard of goat.

80
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One more thing... it is bitter.

81
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One more thing... it is cold!

82
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One more thing...

83
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(yawning)

84
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(Snores)

85
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Hotcha.

86
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Hmm...

87
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- Hak foo?
- Here I am.

88
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Chan!

89
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Spanish mackerel technique!

90
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Unh! Ohh!

91
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Shendu: Stop him, you fop.

92
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I'm trying, you old dragon.

93
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Aah!

94
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Shendu: Without
touching the good magic.

95
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(Both grunt)

96
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Valmont: I've got it.

97
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Shendu: No, you fool.
It's good magic.

98
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Shendu: Get it.

99
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Gorilla grip. Ohh.

100
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(People yelling)

101
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Do you hear that, chan?

102
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The earth demon
has been released.

103
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How can that be the earth
demon, you baboon?

104
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The portal remains to be opened.

105
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(Yelling)

106
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That's what Pamplona's
famous for...

107
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(rumbling)

108
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The running of the bulls.

109
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Yaaahhh!

110
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Shendu: The box!

111
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Huh? What? Oh.

112
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Yaaahh!

113
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Uhh! Uhh! Ohh!

114
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Hoo-aaahhhh!

115
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Mouse runs through maze!

116
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(Grunting)

117
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<i>Hasta luego!</i>

118
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Wha? Huh?

119
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Mouse takes cheese.

120
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(Snoring)

121
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So... How deep is the sleep?

122
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(Clang)

123
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Yea deep. (Telephone rings)

124
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- Uncle's rare finds. May I help you?
- Jade?

125
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Jackie! How's Spain?
You get a chance

126
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to wear that smelly
old armor yet?

127
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No, but I did get a chance

128
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to be bowlegged and saddle-sore.

129
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Let me speak with uncle.

130
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(Snoring)

131
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Uncle's taking a nap.

132
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Oh, that's wonderful!

133
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(Stammering) No. Wake him up.

134
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I need uncle here in
Spain immediately.

135
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Errrr... He... Uh...

136
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Just went into the bathroom.
You know how he gets

137
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when you interrupt
his private time.

138
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,068
I'll give him the message.

139
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,103
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh-huh.

140
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,439
Yeah. Uh-huh. Earth demon?!

141
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,441
Uh, mm-hmm. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah.

142
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,509
Chi spell. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, ok. I'll tell him.

143
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,045
And how long

144
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,448
does the deep sleep spell last?

145
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,886
Wake up!
Wake up, wake up, wake up!

146
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:22,954
(Sighs)

147
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,155
(Snores)

148
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,925
We should have forced
uncle to count sheep.

149
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,161
Sheep! Tohru, you are da bomb!

150
00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,732
I'll use the sheep talisman

151
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,267
to astro-project myself
into rip Van uncle's dreams.

152
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,603
Where you will tell him
about the earth demon,

153
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,105
and he will offer you...

154
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A chi spell.

155
00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,213
Incoming!

156
00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,457
Whoa. Sheep again.

157
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,894
Jade. How happy I am to see you!

158
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,529
You are?

159
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,499
You are my favorite person

160
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,601
in the whole wide world.

161
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,770
You're not uncle.
What've you done with him?

162
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,071
Heh heh heh!

163
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,174
Oh, oh, Jade,
you are such a card.

164
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,776
Heh heh heh.

165
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,177
(Uncle hums cheerfully)

166
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,645
Ha ha ha ha ha!

167
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,747
♪ Hee hee hee hee-hee hee-hee ♪

168
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:23,948
It's only a dream.

169
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,384
It's only a dream.

170
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,486
Just give me the
ingredients to cast a spell

171
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,788
against the earth
demon, and you can go

172
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,790
back to being all weird. Ok?

173
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,794
Oh, must I think about demons?

174
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,861
Happy thoughts.

175
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,596
Only happy thoughts.

176
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,066
Uncle! I need the chi spell!
Now!

177
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:44,803
O... K... Little miss cranky.

178
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,205
First you need the
symbol of the immortal

179
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who originally defeated
the earth demon.

180
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,209
And that would be?

181
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A flower!

182
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,612
Second...

183
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,614
(Yawning)

184
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,450
You need the key ingredient

185
00:11:58,452 --> 00:12:00,552
found. In every chi spell-

186
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,720
Hair of ewe.

187
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,822
Didn't know my
hair was so potent.

188
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,889
And third?

189
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,058
For that, I must do research.

190
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,794
(Yawns) After a nap.

191
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:10,862
Uncle!

192
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,963
Uncle!

193
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,036
- Grrr!
- Well?

194
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,337
Grab Mr. happypants.

195
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,772
We're flying to Spain.

196
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,474
"Mr. happypants"?

197
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:25,443
But what if uncle does not wake
in time to cast the chi spell?

198
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,414
We have a long flight to
catch up on our <i>research!</i>

199
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,548
Black: Black.

200
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,649
Captain black.

201
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,551
I've been trying to
reach you for hours.

202
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,520
Sorry, Jackie.
Company softball game.

203
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,888
Guess who hit a home run.

204
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,524
You did? Oh, congratula...
oh. No.

205
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,360
Listen, I need help from
satellite surveillance.

206
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,529
I have lost valmont's trail.

207
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,759
Shendu: So good to see you
out and about, dai gui.

208
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,629
Rahrr...

209
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,798
Too many flowers.

210
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,000
Dai gui does not like "pretty."

211
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,870
My kingdom must be submerged

212
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,705
into the depths of the earth.

213
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,775
Do not stand there!

214
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,143
Start digging!

215
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,045
D-d... Digging?

216
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,650
Shendu: We would be
most happy to assist,

217
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,152
burliest of brothers, but...

218
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,221
We have other portals to seek,

219
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,056
family to release.

220
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,257
Rahrrr...

221
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,293
Very well, then.

222
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,262
The dirty work
shall be mine alone.

223
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,342
Yaaahh! Aaahhh! Aaahhh!

224
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,052
Yaaahhh! Aaahhh! Aaahhh!

225
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,422
Hak foo: Antelope
flee raging bull!

226
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,990
Ratso: Land shark!

227
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,660
Hmm?

228
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,795
Bwaahh!

229
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,196
Gahh!

230
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,000
Yeee-ohhhhh!

231
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,869
Yohh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Oh, ow!

232
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,036
Gooww!

233
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,219
Rahrrr...

234
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,558
You are either a very large grub

235
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,693
or this Jackie chan

236
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,296
of whom all demons speak.

237
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,498
Grub. Grub.

238
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,902
Consider yourself
buried, Jackie chan!

239
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,246
Yaaahh!

240
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,048
Nnaaahhhh!

241
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,716
(Panting fearfully)

242
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,431
What do I have to lose?

243
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,137
If you have powers,

244
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,973
now would be a good
time to demonstrate!

245
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,275
Look what <i>I</i> found.

246
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,148
Raahhrr!

247
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,384
Grub... Or flatworm?

248
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,487
Hah... Hah hah... Hah... huh?

249
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,857
Hup!

250
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,994
Didn't feel a thing.

251
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,997
(Snoring)

252
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,899
We got all the chi ingredients.

253
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,000
We're golden.

254
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,802
Good, because it does not seem

255
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,271
the sleep spell will
wear off anytime soon.

256
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,340
About that little screwup, t...

257
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,409
Maybe Jackie doesn't need to
know about sleeping beauty here?

258
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,379
But...
How can Jackie <i>not</i> notice?

259
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,451
Earthquake?

260
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,219
Earth <i>demon.</i>

261
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,488
Raahhhrrr!

262
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,559
Raaahhhrrr!

263
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,228
Unhh!

264
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,464
Arrhh! Yarhh! Rahhrr!

265
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,101
Jackie!

266
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,406
Uncle!

267
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,141
Raahhrr!

268
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,577
Whoops.

269
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,678
Raahhrr!

270
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,080
Uncle! You look rested.

271
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,082
Did you bring the chi spell?

272
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,484
(Snoring)

273
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,553
Yes!

274
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,055
Where is it? Ow!

275
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,357
Uh...
Uncle needs preparation time.

276
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,127
I will keep dai gui busy.

277
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,237
Uhhhh!

278
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,438
Arrhhh!

279
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,078
I shall shell you of that armor.

280
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,652
I bet that you
are soft inside...

281
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,220
Like a lichee nut.

282
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,556
Nnn... Uncle! Hurry!

283
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,859
Huh?

284
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,529
(Snoring)

285
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,998
Nnn... Gnhh... Duhh!

286
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,870
Uncle!
This is no time for a nap!

287
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,306
No sweat, Jackie.
We're just about ready to chi.

288
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,908
<i>You</i> made the chi spell?

289
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,009
Talk later!

290
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,984
And now for the hair of me.

291
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,388
Jade! The spell!

292
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,589
Hit it, t!

293
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,991
(Chanting like uncle)

294
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,960
(Chanting)

295
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,862
(Repeating)

296
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,799
Ohhh!

297
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,736
(Chuckles embarrassedly)

298
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,938
Aim still needs work.

299
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,539
No portal has opened.

300
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,174
The chi spell did not work.

301
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,977
Mmm... But...
I followed the instructions!

302
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,213
Ohhh...

303
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,986
Dai gui does not like flowers.

304
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,054
Oh, no!

305
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,255
(Uncle yawning)

306
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,157
(Yawning)

307
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,059
Good morning, Jade!

308
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,827
Raahhrrr!

309
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,030
Aiyaaaahhh!

310
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,035
Uncle, we have the ingredients.

311
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,170
What are we doing wrong?

312
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,372
I see no hair of ewe.

313
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,674
I keep plucking,
I'm gonna get a bald spot.

314
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:08,379
No, Jade. Ewe. A female sheep.

315
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,115
Well, there's plenty of those...
In your dreams.

316
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,317
Wool?

317
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,191
(Frantic chanting)

318
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,026
(Joins in chanting)

319
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,028
(Chanting continues)

320
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,963
(Frantic chanting)

321
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:30,835
Uhh... Raaahhhh...

322
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,638
Uhhh!

323
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,740
Here comes my favorite part.

324
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,042
Dai gui: Nooooooo...

325
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,678
Ooooooo...

326
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,187
How are you feeling, uncle?

327
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,222
Very well... Thank you.

328
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,192
Except for the demon
screaming in my face!

329
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,526
One more thing!

330
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,563
I told you the armor
was good armor!

331
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,031
One more thing!

332
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,467
You should never question uncle!

333
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,838
You should've made
uncle's tea stronger.

334
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,440
He is still cranky.

335
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,641
I don't think

336
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,943
there's enough tea in China

337
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,911
to simmer uncle down.

338
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,147
But I'll take Mr. sourpuss

339
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,149
over Mr. happypants any ol' day.

340
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,825
Hey, Jackie.
How many hours a day do you work out?

341
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,628
That really depends.
If I'm filming the whole day,

342
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,663
at least an hour a day.

343
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,032
Nothing to shoot for
the next couple of days,

344
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,336
then at least 3 hour a day.

345
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,705
After you train so hard...

346
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,040
Ok, I have to watch...

347
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,108
My diet.

348
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,345
Nothing... Important...
Than health.