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Announcer: Previously on
Jackie chan adventures...
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Drago: Your uncle
is a guest of mine,
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you get all 3 of 'em back
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when I get
- the containment unit.
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Show me the chi!
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Jade: Show me the chan clan!
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Drago: I told you slackers
to stay in the truck.
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Strikemaster ice:
Yeah, well us slackers
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kinda changed our minds
about how it's gonna go down.
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Jackie: Drago is drawing
the powers to himself!
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Drago: And my first order
of business will be
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to turn this world inside out!
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(Jade and tohru grunt)
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(Drago laughs)
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Tohru: Oh...
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(Falling cries from uncle,
tohru, Jade, and Jackie)
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(Falling cries from uncle,
tohru, Jade and Jackie)
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(Grunting)
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Tohru: Puh! I hate fish.
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Drago: Prepare yourselves,
my demon brethren.
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Your liberation awaits.
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Mc cobra: So, uh,
what do we do?
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Strikemaster ice: Yo,
if d-boy be turnin'
the earth inside-out,
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I'm stickin' with the man
like wax on a board.
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You feel me?
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Black: Ok, people, listen up!
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At 0300 hours, drago absorbed
all 8 demon chi powers.
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I'll need all available
equipment and personnel
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ready to deploy by Dawn.
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This isn't going to be easy,
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but I know you're
up to the task.
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The fate of the entire planet
rests in our hands.
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Now, let's move!
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(Agents talking excitedly)
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Uncle: All these years,
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black has learned nothing.
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Magic must defeat magic.
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Black: Drago was last seen
heading east.
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Jade: Agent Jade reporting
for duty, sir!
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Let's head 'em up
and move 'em out.
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Black: Jade, I think you've
done enough for one night.
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Jade: I didn't mean for drago
to keep the demon chi.
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I had a plan to--
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Jackie: We know you were
trying to protect us, Jade,
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and we appreciate it.
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Black: But from here on out,
little lady,
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you need to leave the fight
to the heavyweights.
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Uncle: Drago has absorbed
all 8 demon powers.
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Do you know of a spell
to remove them?
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Shendu: And why
should I help you?
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Uncle: Revenge?
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Shendu: My son may have
betrayed me, wizard,
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but I will watch proudly
as he destroys your world.
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Once all 8 powers
have combined,
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nothing can remove them...
Ever.
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Uncle: Then conversation
is over.
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Shendu: Wait!
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Release me.
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I will deal with drago
and see that you are spared.
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Uncle: Ohh, that
uncle cannot do.
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Shendu: Then your earth
is doomed.
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Black: No, Mr. mayor,
this is not a drill.
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We need to evacuate
the entire city immediately.
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Uh...Meteors--that's right--
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heading this way.
Oh! Big ones,
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size of, um...
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Big meteors.
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Gotta go.
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Tohru: Hmm. Is there also
a plan to evacuate
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the rest of the planet?
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Jade: I know I messed up,
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but let me make it up to you,
please, Jackie?
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You can't split up
the chan clan
at a time like this.
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Jackie: No, Jade.
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Section 13 is the safest place
in the city,
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and you are staying
right here.
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Jade: Awww!
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Jackie: Tohru, I need you
to take care of Jade.
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Tohru: I understand.
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Strikemaster ice: Uh,
it was a misunderstanding, yo?
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Drago: I don't
suffer traitors well.
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Strikemaster ice, dj fist
& mc cobra: Yizow! Wah! Yeeah!
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Strikemaster ice:
Yo, that is nasty.
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(Uncle mumbles)
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(Knock on door)
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Uncle: Shop is closed!
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(Knocking continues)
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Go away!
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Uncle is busy!
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(Knocking)
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Do you want drago
- to turn world inside-out?
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No? Then let uncle work!
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One more thing...
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Aiyaaa!
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Chow: Whoa, take it easy,
old timer.
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Hak foo: We are not here
to harm you.
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Finn: Yeah. We just heard
about this whole
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drago-turning-the-
world-inside-out thing.
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Ratso: I think there
was meteors comin'.
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Chow: Hey, the world
can't end now.
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We just got out
of the slammer.
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It ain't fair.
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Finn: So whaddya say, unc?
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We're freelance.
We're reasonably priced.
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Ratso: And we promise
not to steal nothin'.
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Uncle: Do not just
stand there. Get cracking!
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Strikemaster ice:
Yo! It's 5-0.
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Black: All right, you punks.
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Where's drago?
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Drago: Bwa ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Black: You have got to
be kidding me.
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Jackie: Bad day.
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Jade: We can't
just sit here, tohru.
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Jackie needs our help.
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Tohru: Your safety
- is Jackie's primary concern.
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Jade: Come on, big t.
We're missing all the action.
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Grrr.
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Drago: I was hoping
you'd put up a fight.
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Black: It's go time.
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Strikemaster ice: Yo, we can't
let drago have all the fun.
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Sorry 'bout your ride,
cueball.
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Black: Oof!
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Ah--uhh.
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Mc cobra: Boo-yah!
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Jackie: You don't talk much,
do you?
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Oof!
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Drago: Mmm! Tasty.
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(Burp)
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(Agents yell)
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(Strength efforts
from strikemaster ice,
dj fist, & mc cobra)
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Black: Fall back!
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All agents fall back!
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Drago: Bwa ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!
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It's pointless to run!
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There's nowhere on earth
to hide from your new masters.
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Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we spank those fools.
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(Drago growls)
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Drago: I should
prepare a proper welcome
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for my demon brethren.
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A city in ruins will
- make them feel right at home.
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Strikemaster ice: Cool!
Let's get this party started.
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Drago: No. I have
a special task for you.
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I have given you each
another taste of demon chi:
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Earth...
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Thunder...Wind.
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Strikemaster ice: Whoa.
What's the dilly-yo?
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Drago: I want you to
eliminate section 13
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and everyone in it
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once and for all.
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Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
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(Panicked screams
from passengers)
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Jackie: Captain black,
on the bridge!
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Black: I see it. Go! Go!
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Clip your end
to the bridge!
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(Frightened shouts
from passengers)
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Jade: Talismans, yes!
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Drago's got chi power,
but we have t-power.
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Tohru, we have to
get them to Jackie.
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Tohru: Jade--
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Jade & tohru: Whoa-oh...
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Strikemaster ice: Yo yo yo!
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The ice crew
is in the hiz-zouse.
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Jade: Bring it on,
crater face.
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Hyah!
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Tohru: Stay back, Jade.
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Jade: Grrrr.
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(Attack cry from tohru)
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(Groan)
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Strikemaster ice: Ooh...
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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Jade: The gecko gang
got a booster shot.
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Time to give 'em a taste
of their own medicine...
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Talisman style.
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Tohru: Jade, no!
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Whoa!
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Strikemaster ice: Aw,
you're worried about
the shorty.
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That's sweet, yo,
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but you best be worried
about yourself, big man.
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Uncle: Scale of codfish!
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Finn: Comin' right up. Whoa!
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Uncle: Nail of groundhog.
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Chow: Yeah, I got it!
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Whoa!
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Powdered butterfly wing!
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Ratso: Monarch or swallowtail?
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Black, straining: Can't...
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Hang on much longer.
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(Passengers fret)
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(Rope whiplashes)
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El toro: I thought you could
use a hand, mi amigos.
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Jackie: El toro!
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Viper: Heard you were
having a shindig, Jackie.
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Jackie: Viper--eh, viper.
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Paco: And do not forget
El paco fuerte.
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Where is Jade?
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(Tug-of-war efforts from all)
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(Driver sighs)
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Woman: Thank you.
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Valmont?
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El toro: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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El toro fuerte
never removes his mask.
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Black: Apparently drago's
lookin' to play a little ball.
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Jackie: Well, he's going to
have to beat the home team.
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(Massive strength effort
from tohru)
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Jade! Jade!
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Jade, what are you doing?
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Jade: Nabbing the talisman so
we can kick that
ice twerp's butt.
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Tohru: We must leave...Now!
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Strikemaster ice:
You ain't goin' nowhere.
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Tohru: Whoa! Uhh!
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Jade: Tohru!
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Strikemaster ice: Peace out!
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Tohru: Jade, leave here!
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Jade: Rat? No. Tiger? No.
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Come on, ox, where are you?
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Tohru: Uhh! Do as I say, Jade!
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Leave here! Now!
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Jade: Hang on, t!
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Monkey? Rabbit?
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No! Tohru!
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Tohru...
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Uncle: Aiyaaa!
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Spell will not work.
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Chow: So...The earth
is doomed?
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Ratso: But I like it here.
My mom lives close.
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Uncle: We must
get reinforcements.
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(Drago chewing)
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Viper: Ew. Chew
with your mouth closed.
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Drago: Chan!
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You're just in time to watch
me rip your planet wide open!
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Paco: You'll have to get
past the j-team first. Yulk!
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El toro: Stay
in the dugout, paco.
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Paco: But I am ready, El toro.
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I brought my own mask.
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Strikemaster ice:
Yo, time to play ball!
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Uncle: Aiyaaa!
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Section 13 is rubble.
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Finn: Eh, bummer.
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Chow: Eh, I never
liked the place.
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Ratso: They had
good doughnuts.
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Uncle: Stop!
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You want to earn paycheck,
yes?
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Then start digging.
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Finn: Sure thing, boss.
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Chow: We're on it.
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Ratso: I love manual labor.
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Hak foo: Hungry gopher
digs hole.
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Paco: The palenque
pile driver!
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Mc cobra: Yo, mama,
can't touch this.
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(Cobra sucks in deep breath)
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00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,994
(Blows)
252
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,829
Black & viper: Aaah!
253
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,265
Drago: Ya gaa mee mo,
à ya gaa mee chi-wah.
254
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,067
Ya gaa mee mo,
ààya gaa mee chi-wah
255
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:27,071
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
256
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,873
Jackie: I'll take the demon
on the left.
257
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,675
Jade: Time for
the seventh-inning butt whoop.
258
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,812
The amazing t-troop
is in the house.
259
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,814
Jackie: Jade, explain.
260
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,948
Jade: don't worry, Jackie.
261
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,250
I have the dog talisman--
immortality.
262
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,853
And I brought enough
for everybody:
263
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,588
Invisible snake for viper,
264
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,256
superstrong ox for El toro,
265
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,858
combustible dragon
for captain black,
266
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,527
and speedy rabbit
for uncle Jackie.
267
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,099
Supermoose:
¶ da-da-da-da-da-daaa! ¶
268
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,268
antler action!
269
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,370
Paco: Hey, what about me?
270
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,206
(Attack cries from all)
271
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,708
(Big lift effort from Finn,
chow, ratso, & hak foo)
272
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,044
All: Whoa!
273
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,113
Uncle: Tohru!
274
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,716
Tohru: Oh... Sensei.
275
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:15,486
Uncle: Uncle is very pleased
you are not pancake.
276
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,888
Where is Jade?
277
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,124
Tohru: She had the talismans.
I told her to run.
278
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,192
Finn: Hey, buddy.
279
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,694
Chow: Long time no see.
280
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,862
Ratso: Have you lost weight?
281
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,064
Uncle: Uncle did not
tell you to visit.
282
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,832
Keep digging.
283
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,834
Finn: If big t's
not our reinforcements...
284
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,302
Chow: Then who is?
285
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,316
Black: And this
is for toasting my Van!
286
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,359
(Viper stomps foot, grunts)
287
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,899
Viper: 3 strikes...
You're out.
288
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,738
Supermoose:
¶ pop goes the demon ¶
289
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,073
hyuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!
290
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,675
Jade: ¶ hey,
- batter, batter, batter ¶
291
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,210
¶ sa-wing batter batter ¶
292
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,914
paco: Jade, may I
have a talisman, too?
293
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,750
Jade: Well, I was saving
this one for myself,
294
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,518
but...Knock yourself out.
295
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,020
Paco: Yes!
296
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,291
Astro paco: Hang on, El toro!
I am coming!
297
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,126
Jade: Kids.
298
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,994
Astro paco: Finish him off
with the Tijuana twister
299
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,829
or the cabo cannonball.
300
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,000
Astro paco: Jade!
301
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,636
Drago: If that's the best
you can do, chan.
302
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,715
Drago: The future belongs
to me!
303
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:55,119
Shendu: I think not, boy.
304
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,523
First, you must pay
for your treachery!
305
00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,824
Drago: Dad?
306
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,559
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
that thing's drago's pop?
307
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,410
Tohru: Demon must
defeat demon.
308
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,578
Jade: Tohru!
309
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:22,947
You're ok.
310
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,650
Hak foo: Charging rhino
flatens giraffe!
311
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,751
Stubborn mule kick!
312
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,953
Komodo dragon paralyzes goat!
313
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,888
Finn: Maybe we'll
sit this one out.
314
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,328
Chow: It looks like chan's
got it covered.
315
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,330
Ratso: You think we could
go get a Hot Dog?
316
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,738
Drago: You're weak, old man!
317
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,174
Conquest is a job
for a fiery young dragon.
318
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,644
Shendu: You are
an impudent child.
319
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,147
Jade: Shendu's
- getting his butt whooped.
320
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,949
The talismans!
321
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,968
Jackie: Uhh!
322
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,003
Uncle, you released shendu?
323
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,471
How? Why?
324
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,107
Uncle: Uncle still have
tricks up his sleeve.
325
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,010
Jade: Throw your talismans
to shendu!
326
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,746
Repeat: Throw your talismans
to shendu!
327
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,285
Supermoose: Mo-o-o-ose
328
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,987
muscle!
329
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:48,533
Shendu: I am complete!
330
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,902
Tohru: Sensei,
331
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,504
if we cannot remove
the demon chi from drago,
332
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,074
perhaps we can remove drago
from the earth.
333
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,309
Uncle: A reversal spell.
334
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,646
Big reversal spell.
335
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,747
Take this.
336
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,983
Uncle has been saving it.
337
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,486
Uncle & tohru :
¶ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ¶
338
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,488
¶ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ¶
339
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,323
¶ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ¶
340
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,999
strikemaster ice:
This is whack, yo.
341
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,711
Drago: Father! Help me!
342
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,515
Shendu: You deserve such
a fate for your disloyalty.
343
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,550
Drago: I'm sorry, father!
344
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,152
Please!
345
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,323
Jade: Jackie, wait!
346
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,159
Sometimes the greatest victory
is the battle not fought.
347
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,130
Shendu: This is my domain.
348
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,265
Remember your place!
349
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,067
Drago: Yes, father.
350
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,802
Psyche!
351
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,270
Shendu: No-o-o-o-o!
352
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:04,342
Uhh!
353
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,611
Uncle & tohru:
¶ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ¶
354
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,746
¶ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ¶
355
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,581
¶ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ¶
356
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,253
Jade: Yes!
357
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:22,160
Ratso: Aw, we missed the end.
358
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,831
Paco: Going somewhere?
359
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,166
Viper: Nice job.
360
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,001
We should team up
more often.
361
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,102
Uncle: Keep it.
362
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,970
Graduation present.
363
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,972
You are full chi wizard.
364
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,575
Jade: Go, tohru,
you're a wizard. Oh, yeah!
365
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,711
Black: That was some
good strategic thinking
back there, young lady.
366
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,581
We could use someone like you
at section 13.
367
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,185
Jade: You want me
to be a real secret agent?
368
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,387
Can I, Jackie? Please?!
369
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,789
Jackie: Well...
We'll talk later.
370
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,991
Jade: Hey, that means no.
371
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,826
Come on, Jackie.
Our country needs me.
372
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,195
The world needs me.
373
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,629
Hak foo: Bear hug!
374
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,599
Drago: Ohh! The earth
was within my grasp!
375
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,001
You never let me
have what I want!
376
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,972
Shendu: I told you not to
play with your father's world!
377
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,074
Drago: Why not?
You aren't using it!
378
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:14,145
You're always too busy
fighting wizards!
379
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,385
Jade: Hey Jackie, have you
ever worked with a crocodile?
380
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,486
Jackie: Never.
381
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,388
That I've never done
in my life.
382
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,525
I touch rhino, lion...
383
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,626
Elephant...
384
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,795
Yeah. Not crocodile.