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Of the leash

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For a pair of pants

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His favorite pastime

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For the last time

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-

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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?

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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.

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I hate dogs.

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I do not wish to be a dog.

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Yes!

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Aah!

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Okay, the coast is clear!

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Are we good or what?

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Okey-dokey, don't be pokey.

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Who's got on their thinking cap today?

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Don't you guys at least want
to take a crack at it?

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It's one minute to recess!

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All right.

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It's a plane

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To the rescue

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Uh...

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Hmm.

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Oh, I see. You just, uh...No.

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Oh, well --no. That's not it.

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Aha!

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What you ought to do --no.

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No. No.

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Oh, Scott, honey, it's okay

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if you don't get the answer lickety-split.

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I knew it would be, that's why I didn't.

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Okay, recess time --let's go!

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Unh-unh-unh. The bell hasn't rung yet.

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So, class, when we see a big
old brain-buster like this,

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what we want to do is simply break it down

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with our mathematical order of operations,

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or "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally."

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Fine, great, she's excused.
Can we go now?

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Oh, bless your little heart. Ha ha!

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No.

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"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"

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is a memory-booster-rooster.

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The first letter of each word
helps us know

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which math operation to do when.

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Parenthesis, exponent,
multiplication, division,

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addition, subtraction.

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Ha ha ha. Pretty snazzy, huh?

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Snazzy.

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Oh, you. Go to recess already.

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Yay!

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Oh, wait, wait, before you leave,

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I've been asked to make
one brief announcement.

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Oh, well, I guess it can wait.

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It's just about the new skateboard park.

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-Skateboard park?
-Skateboard park?

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Well, jeepers, now that we've got focus,

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perhaps I should return

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to the mathematical order of operations.

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Oh!

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Psych! Ha ha ha!

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Now, about the skateboard park --

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okay. Now, our mayor
has asked us to select

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one student representative to speak

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for all you boys and girls

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at tomorrow's city council meeting

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on the issue of whether or not

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there should be a mathematical
order of operations.

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Oh!

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Skateboard park.

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Ha ha ha! It really
is an amazing phenomenon.

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Dudes, I, like, think, like,
I should, like, be the one

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to talk at that, like,
council-meeting thingy tomorrow

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'cause, like, i'm, like,
the best skater.

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Yeah, but you can't, like, talk.

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I, on the other hand, am often commended

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on my excellent diction and elocution.

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But you can't... Like, skate.

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Me, me, please.

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No, it should be me.

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Oh, man, we've wasted our whole
recess picking someone,

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and we haven't even picked them yet.

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We could draw straws.

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Flip a coin!

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Rock, paper, scissors.

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Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.

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Great gobs of gopher guts, people.

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This isn't rocket science.

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1, 2, 3...Not it!

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Definitely not rocket science.

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We simply have to make a decision here.

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Alexander the Great, Abraham Lincoln,

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Harry S. Truman, Joan of Arc --

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little Joanie with the voices
in her noggin --

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they all changed our world --and why?

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Because they weren't afraid
to make the tough decision

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at crunch time.

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Cool. Can we get one of them?

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Tyler, next time we have history,

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pay attention!

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The point is,

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to quote postmodern existential
philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre,

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"we are our decisions."

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Okay, can we get him?

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Give me strength.

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Guys, I'm gonna make this
as easy as I can.

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You need a speaker, my friends.

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I said, a speaker with a spark.

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On a skateboard park

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Verve, a steely nerve

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And a mind to serve

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You bet I can

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Verve, and nerve

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That skateboard park

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I'll get us that park

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Whoa!

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I'm not so great at stopping this...

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Thing.

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Well, well, well, if it ain't the dog

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formerly known as Spot.

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Break out the liver munchies.

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Really, Moe? The munchies, Moe?

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Arf!

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I was being ironic, you dumb schnauzer.

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He's a traitor. Sic him!

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Oh, guys, guys, take it easy.

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I-I'm still one of you. Look!

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See? 100% pure canine.

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Uh, I mean...

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See? No pants. I'm a doggy.

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Ha ha ha.

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Uh...woof!

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Hey, that's not a real bark.

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That's just a people word --w-o-o-f.

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Get him!

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Oh! Don't do this to me, Moe.

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Whatever it is you're gonna do

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that I don't even want to think about --

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and I hope the thing I thought

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before I made myself stop thinking

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because it's too awful to think about

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isn't what you're thinking about.

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Ha! Got you! Ancient Tibetan
confusion technique.

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Hey, he thinks he can confuse us

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just because we're a bunch of dumb dogs.

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Get him again!

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Yeah, but if he was thinking
what he thought he thought,

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then what was he thinking
he thought when he thought it?

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Oh, for the love of food, will you?

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Those ancient Tibetans,
they're full of techniques.

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Now say you're sorry for attacking me.

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Okay, I'm sorry, Spot.

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I guess we're just having a bad day.

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Oh, really, Moe? What's the matter?

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Ha! I guess you can teach an old dog

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new ancient Tibetan tricks, huh?

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What's the matter, Spot,
is that we just heard

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they're planning
to tear down the dog park.

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The dog park? Our dog park?

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Oh, that beautiful enchanted land

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of puppyhood memories and fun --

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the wind in your ears,
the smells in your nose,

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the air in your tongue,

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the glorious throwing and fetching place

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where a hound can run
and roll free and happy

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in the grass and dirt...

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And whatever else is on the ground.

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Did I mention the smells?

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They can't take away our dog park!

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It's a living monument
to furry freedom and joy.

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We must save it for ourselves,

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for our children,

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for our children's children!

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Oh, uh, all right.

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Well, uh, for the children
of those who haven't, uh,

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visited the vet.

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Ooh! Ouch!

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It's a sad day for dogs.

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Arf! Amen to that!

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Oh, oh, oh!

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I bet you're talking
about the dog park, huh?

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Just a minute!

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It doesn't have to be a sad day.

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You're right, brother!

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When that city council meets

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In that hall tomorrow

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No, I mean Spot

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-

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-

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Thataboy, buddy, you show 'em

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they can't tear down our dog park

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just to put up some stupid
skateboard park.

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Oh, man, this is going to be sweet!

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I'm gonna work that new skateboard park.

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Um, Leonard?

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About this, uh, skateboard park thing --

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Hey, look who's here!

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Spot, my man, you're my mellow.

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You the dog!

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Yes. Yes. I the dog.

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And speaking of dogs,

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I just happened to run
into a few of them outside.

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It's gonna be so cool, Spot.

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When everybody sees me
on the brand-new half-pipe,

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ollieing into a 360 flip,
they'll all say,

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"wow, there goes
the best friend of the guy

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who got us the skateboard park."

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Woe is me.

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What to do, what to do?

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I promised the kids a skateboard park.

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I promised the dogs a dog park.

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Now, no matter which faction I please,

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I'll bitterly disappoint --

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not to mention be hated and reviled

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and possibly torn to shreds by the other.

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Oh! Death, where is thy sting?

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All right, I may be overreacting,

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but it is a bummer.

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This is amazingly bad.

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Tell me abou it. I've never been on the
horns of such a prickly dilemma.

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I'm talking about me.

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I've searched every shelf in the pantry.

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I think we've run out of wet food.

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Oy, him with the wet food again.

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You spit on the dry, it's wet!

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I've got your answer.

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You forget the dogs and the skateboards,

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you make the thing a bird sanctuary!

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Oh, yeah.

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Plenty of fine young ducks
be a-migrating come spring.

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Wait for me, baby!

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Oh, take a bath!

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You're right. Good idea.

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Ooh. I needed that.

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Wait. I have the solution.

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Really, you do? What?

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If we set up a cyber account

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with one of those pet food
delivery dot-com services,

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we'll never run out of wet food again!

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If only that brain could be harnessed

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for the power of good.

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"Spit on the dry." Ha ha ha.

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Birds.

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Oh, what would Abe Lincoln do
in this predicament?

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Oh, sure, he had big fat
armies and hotshot advisers.

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You're just a short fuzzy
mutt in borrowed pants.

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Mr. Jolly just told me you might ditch
the skateboard park.

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What are you thinking?

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I don't know what I'm thinking.
I don't know what I stand for.

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I don't even know who I am anymore.

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I'm Scott!

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I'm Spot!

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I'm Scott!

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I'm Spot!

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I'm Sca-pot!

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Pi-scot!

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I'm Biscotti!

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Stop!

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Look, I don't mean to be mean --

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Yeah, right, that's what humans say

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just before they say
something really mean.

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You go, Lenny!

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But if you don't choose
the skateboard park,

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then maybe that means
you're not really a kid,

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and if you're not really a kid,
then I'm sorry,

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but maybe you should just stay home

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and not go to school.

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00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,377
Oh, he's good.

269
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,708
Gee whiz.

270
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,712
The kid in me totally agrees with him,

271
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,132
but the dog in me...

272
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,328
Can never forget the fun...

273
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,327
The beauty...

274
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:31,957
The almost unbearable joy
of being a dog in the park.

275
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,881
Oh, fickle capricious world!

276
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,079
What do you want from me?

277
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,456
Well, I can't speak
for the world, little buddy,

278
00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:42,212
but I still like that bird sanctuary.

279
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,630
Hey! I took a shot!

280
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,923
Always remember,

281
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,920
whenever you have a problem
you can't solve...

282
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000
What?

283
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,173
Someone should've paid
attention in class

284
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,710
and not wanted to run out
to recess so fast!

285
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:21,832
Heh heh heh!

286
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,917
Hey, I must be dreaming.

287
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,826
Yep, I'm dreaming.

288
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,170
Oh, wow, Alexander the Great,

289
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:45,290
Mr. Lincoln, Joan of Arc,
and Harry S Truman --

290
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,415
just who I need!

291
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,250
Tell me, guys, how can I
make a really hard decision?

292
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,793
And, Harry, how come there's no period

293
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,955
after the "S" in your name?

294
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,923
Well, pretty dog

295
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,960
who speak like a man,

296
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,921
I shall give you the answer.

297
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
Spot! Get up!

298
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,495
Aah! Well, thank you very much.

299
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:11,713
The maid of Orléans was just
about to give me the answer.

300
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,252
Uh, yeah, tell me about it later.

301
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,495
Now we've got to get you
to that city council meeting

302
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,883
so you can get us our skateboard park.

303
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,579
You are gonna get us a skateboard park,

304
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,377
aren't you, Scott?

305
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,378
I guess the kids

306
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:30,168
would be pretty disappointed if I didn't.

307
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,790
Well, I just saw the strangest thing.

308
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,955
Our front yard's all filled
with dogs, just sitting there,

309
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,791
staring at the door
as though they're waiting

310
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,457
for someone they love
and trust to come out.

311
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,923
Oh, hello, Scott.

312
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,170
My, don't you look spiffy
for your big speech today.

313
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,880
Well, let's go, boys.

314
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,999
City hall's not gonna come to us.

315
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,500
Ha ha ha.

316
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:05,168
Stand up, little ones.

317
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,330
Spot Helperman is passing.

318
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,710
I know it's tough, fella,

319
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,964
but just keep telling yourself,

320
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,291
"today, I am a kid."

321
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,830
Don't forget my sanctuary, dog-breath!

322
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,997
Ahem.

323
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,875
What? I got a feather
sticking up in the back?

324
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,789
I don't think it's very nice of you --

325
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,827
Excuse me? I'm doing
like I do every morning --

326
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,877
a little groom, a little splash,

327
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,919
then a nice nosh at the seed bell.

328
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,921
You know what I'm talking about.

329
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,631
Bird sanctuary this, bird sanctuary that.

330
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,829
It's like all you care about is birds.

331
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:52,077
Maybe that's 'cause
all I care about is birds.

332
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,288
A cat could get his feelings very hurt

333
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,165
by a statement like that.

334
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,921
I hurt your feelings?

335
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,421
Very much so.

336
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,422
Good.

337
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:02,422
That makes my day.

338
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,380
I live to hurt your feelings,
'cause you know what?

339
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,748
Your feelings are ridiculous!

340
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,754
Birds should love birds,
cats should love cats.

341
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,884
Period. I have spoken.

342
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,880
Oh, I see what this is,

343
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,630
Mr. Defensive,

344
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,880
you just can't admit how much you care.

345
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,709
You cover it with bluster and shrieking

346
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,672
and harsh words.

347
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:24,042
What the --

348
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,666
the meaner you are to me,
the more I know you like me.

349
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:27,710
You're sick.

350
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,542
Translation --you think I'm great.

351
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,915
You're driving me nuts.

352
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,920
In other words, you like me
better than birds.

353
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,920
Oh, yeah?! Well, get over here,

354
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,290
and I'll tattoo your furry mug
like a woodpecker.

355
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:42,127
Come close, and I'll shower
your face with kisses.

356
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,920
All right, I didn't want to say this,

357
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,420
but you pushed me to it.

358
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,630
From the bottom of my tiny talons

359
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:52,959
to the top of my top feather,
from deep inside my hollow bones,

360
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,711
I, Pretty Boy Helperman,

361
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:59,962
despise you, Mr. Jolly Helperman!

362
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,170
Ah... I am loved.

363
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,633
Why, I --

364
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,079
if you --for two cents --

365
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,330
Well, once again, that cat
has ruined the splash and nosh.

366
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,625
Mr. Mayor, council members,

367
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,539
esteemed citizens of the fair community

368
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,245
of East Westland,

369
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,915
I stand here today to urge
each and every one of you

370
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,290
to put aside your differences,

371
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,285
look into your hearts,

372
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,745
and find the collective strength

373
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:36,584
to cancel this meeting.

374
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,327
Ha ha ha ha.

375
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,788
Just a little joke
to, uh, ease the tension

376
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:47,955
I seem to have caused by making that joke.

377
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,501
So...

378
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,793
Onward?

379
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,785
Oh, poor little thing.
He must be a nervous wreck

380
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,995
speaking to a big group like this.

381
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,333
At least he's not sweating.

382
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,208
No, but he sure is panting a lot.

383
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,631
What I mean to say is,

384
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,579
I think the park should be...

385
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,995
It should be...

386
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,750
Son, we've got to move along
to the next item on our agenda.

387
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,915
Please state your position --
what should the park be?

388
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:20,961
When we see a big old
brain-buster like this,

389
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,461
what we want to do
is simply break it down...

390
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:30,035
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally!

391
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,205
All right, your Aunt Sally's excused,

392
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,171
but what should the park be?

393
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,460
No, that's the way you solve
a big math problem.

394
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,503
You break it down into smaller pieces

395
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,883
and work them out in order of importance.

396
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,790
Heavens to Betsy!
He was listening in class!

397
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,747
And dogs who want to play

398
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,631
Where the skaters skate

399
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,629
Where the dogs are --wait

400
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,500
And compromise

401
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,583
The solution lies

402
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,247
It's not an "or"

403
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,673
We've been looking for

404
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,250
Dogs can have the park

405
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,293
Skaters rule till dark

406
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,287
Too great for words

407
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,627
It's for the birds

408
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,380
For hearing my remarks

409
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:25,955
And make it stick

410
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,709
and that rhymes with me

411
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,332
What the answer would be

412
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,327
And I did it in order

413
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,628
Is she a border?

414
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,420
Just join our rally

415
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,915
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