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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪

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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪

3
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♪ A nutty mutt living a dog's life ♪

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♪ But when he'd hear the bell for school ♪

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♪ He'd start to drool ♪

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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪

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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪

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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪

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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪

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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪

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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪

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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪

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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪

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♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy ♪

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♪ Turns out he's a regular Einstein ♪

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♪ And Leonard is treading a fine line ♪

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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?

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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.

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♪ I want to be a boy ♪

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I hate dogs.

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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪

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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪

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I do not wish to be a dog.

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♪ Now this bowser's ready for trousers ♪

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♪ I got to be a boy ♪

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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪

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♪ This teacher's pet is gonna be a boy ♪

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Yes!

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["Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" plays]

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Ooh! It's the most beautiful
scarf I've ever seen!

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I'm sure of one thing--

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this definitely came
from a girl.

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Well, whoever
my Secret Santa is,

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thank you, thank you,
thank you!

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Shows how much she knows.

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I don't normally
shop off the rack,

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but that scarf just screamed out
to me, "Leslie!"

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Very nice, Leslie.

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All righty, then.

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It's time for my own little
Christmas cookie

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to open his present.

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Mom!

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Come on, Leonard, let's see what
your Secret Santa brought you.

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Oh, please, please, please, let
it be something good.

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-Eww!
-Eww, gross!

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What's wrong with you people?

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Haven't you ever seen
a wormball before?

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Oh, come on, boys, I'm taking
you back home.

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[all] Eww!

50
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[schoolbell rings]

51
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Okay, not so fast.

52
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I didn't give you your homework assignment

53
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for the Christmas vacation.

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Now, everyone get out your
pencils and write this down.

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[all] Aww!

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Have... a...

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wonderful...

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vacation...

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Psych!

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[cheering]

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Okay, bye!
See you next year!

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Have a great vacation!
Merry Christmas!

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A wormball!
Can you believe it?

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At least you've got Christmas to
look forward to.

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This yo-yo from my Secret Santa
is the only toy I'm gonna get.

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What are you talking about?

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Mom and I always get you toys
for Christmas.

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What you and ma get me
are dog toys.

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A rawhide bone. A new collar.
A dish with my name on it.

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Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

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Well, that's because you're a dog.

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True... technically.

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But inasmuch as I spend half my
life in the persona

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of Scott Leadready II--
a boy--

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It would be nice if just once

76
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I could get some boy toys
for Christmas.

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Quit complaining.

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At least you know
you're going to be

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disappointed for Christmas.

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With me it's always the big buildup

81
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of all the great stuff
I'm gonna get,

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followed by the letdown of
getting underwear, socks,

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and "educational" games.

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Hey, look at this.

85
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"Lost. A beloved Tibetan terrier.

86
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Moby-Dog.
$500 reward for his return."

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He probably ran away

88
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'cause he knew he wasn't
gonna get any good toys.

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Looks like everyone's gonna
have a blue Christmas.

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♪ Deck the halls with boughs of Holly ♪

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♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

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♪ Pretty Boy loves Mr. Jolly ♪

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♪ Fa la la la la [whistles] la ♪

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Leave it to you to ruin a
holiday classic!

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And speaking of holiday bummers,
look what the cat dragged in.

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No offense.

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Ah-huh. None taken.
What's the matter with you two?

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Uh, let's just say we've seen
the ghost of Christmas future,

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and it ain't pretty.

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-[clicks]
-Hey...

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Where'd you get the yo-yo?

102
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From my Secret Santa.

103
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You have a Secret Santa?!

104
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Where did you get
that Secret Santa?

105
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Can I get a Secret Santa?
What exactly is a Secret Santa?!

106
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Hmm? Huh? Hmm? Hmm?

107
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I bet you the guy who invented
the term "birdbrain"

108
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never owned a cat.

109
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A Secret Santa is where everyone
puts their name in a hat,

110
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you pull out a name and become
that person's Secret Santa,

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and have to get them
a Christmas present.

112
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But they never know it's from
you, hence the word "secret."

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What a perfectly wonderful idea!

114
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We should do the Secret Santa thing!

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Pretty Boy, let's put our names
in a hat.

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I'm guessing that
if I say no,

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you're just going to keep on
bugging me till I give in.

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Yep!

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All right.

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Hey, dogboy, let me borrow
your hat.

121
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I'll get some paper
and pencils!

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Here we go!
Okay, write...

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Write the name...

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Okay, and now we pick!

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Ooh, this is so exciting!

126
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Uh, I got me.

127
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And I got me.

128
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Okay, try again.

129
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[humming]

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Me again.

131
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Same here.

132
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Okay, one more time.

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Shake 'em up really good.

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Okay.
Hey, I got-- oops!

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I can't say.
It's a secret.

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I've seen some meshugeneh
kitties in my day,

137
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but hands down,
you take the cookie!

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Could you two please keep it
down to a dull, annoying roar?

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We're trying to be depressed
over here.

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Hey, check this out!

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[announcer] Graphics so real
you can see them!

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Sound so alive
you can hear it!

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Once you play the Mach III
Game Command

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everything else will seem
like a game!

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The Mach III Game Command.

146
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It's better than Mach II--
it's Mach III!

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In stores now.

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Did you see that?!

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Getting a Mach III Game Command
for Christmas

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would make me the happiest kid
in East Westland

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for the rest of my life!

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Or at least till they come out
with a Mach IV Game Command.

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...and it's got graphics so real
you can see them!

154
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And it's much better than
mach ii because it's Mach III.

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Did I mention that?!

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Only about 15 times.

157
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So...
Can I get it for Christmas?

158
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Please, can I?!
Please?! Please?!

159
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I don't know, Leonard.

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We'll have to see what Santa thinks.

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Now, how 'bout a little less chatter

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and a little more eating?

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All right.

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If I don't get that Mach III
Game Command, I'll just die.

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Well, it's nice to see you're
keeping things in perspective.

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W-What do you think?
Do I have a chance?

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A chance?!

168
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Lenny, weren't you listening to your mom?

169
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She said, "we'll have to see
what Santa thinks about it."

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So?

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Every kid past third grade knows
that when a parent says,

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"we'll have to see what Santa
thinks about it," they mean,

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"I'm gonna get on the phone to
the North Pole and make sure

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my snookums gets whatever his
heart desires."

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Really?
How did I miss that?!

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So, while you're reveling in
your Mach III Game Command

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on Christmas morn,
I'll be itching like crazy

178
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because my new dog collar chafes my neck.

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Yeah!!

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This is gonna be the best
Christmas ever!

181
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But I don't know why you're
so unhappy.

182
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I always share my toys with you.

183
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That's the whole point.
They're your toys!

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I play with your toys.
I wear your clothes.

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I sleep in your room.

186
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I want my own stuff!

187
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Aw, cheer up.

188
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At least you're not lost like that dog

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whose family is so worried that
they're willing to pay

190
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500 bucks to get him back.

191
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Oh, really?

192
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At least his family is willing
to spend a little dough-re-mi

193
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to show how much they love him.

194
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Wait a minute!

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$500!
Leonard, you're a genius!

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Don't you see?

197
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All I have to do is go out
and find that lost dog,

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return him to his owners,
collect the 500 simoleons,

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and no more hand-me-downs for
this dog-on-the-go!

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Hey, that's great!

201
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I'm gonna get my
Mach III Game Command,

202
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and you're gonna get
the $500 reward,

203
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and this really is gonna be the
best Christmas ever!

204
00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:04,379
Oh, Leonard, it's a Christmas miracle!

205
00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,919
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
Ah! Here we go.

206
00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,880
Now, then, let's just see what
they might have

207
00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:15,209
for a crabby canary.

208
00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,499
Hey! What do you think you're
doing barging in here like that?

209
00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:25,753
I know this Secret Santa thing
is supposed to be a secret,

210
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but let's quit the games
and admit it.

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I got you, you got me!

212
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I don't know what you're talking
about.

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[glass breaks]

214
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Come on, there were only two
names in the hat.

215
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You don't have to be a rocket
surgeon to figure it out.

216
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Sorry. No comprendo.

217
00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,495
Oy!

218
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Okay, here's the deal--

219
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how do I know whether
to get you something good

220
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or a piece of junk, unless I
know what you're getting me?!

221
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Pretty Boy, you're missing
the point of gift giving.

222
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It isn't about obligations.

223
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Your gift is an expression of
how much you care about someone.

224
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Ohhh. I see.

225
00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,004
All right, then, just tell me
how much it costs.

226
00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,583
Ha! No can do.

227
00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:08,627
Half the fun of Secret Santa
is not knowing.

228
00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:10,829
Oh, yeah?!
Well, I know one thing.

229
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,037
I know you are a big pain
in my beak!

230
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Okey-doke, so now I'll just pop
by the toy store

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and pick up one of those
"Match" III game thingies.

232
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Then we're all finished with the
Christmas shopping.

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[woman] Get out of my way!

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00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:41,247
[indistinct shouting]

235
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Excuse me, young man, could you
tell me please

236
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where you keep the "Match" III Game
Commands?

237
00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:49,788
Hah, we don't "keep" them.

238
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Those things fly off the shelves
faster than they come in.

239
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If I give you my phone number,

240
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,423
would you call me if any more arrive?

241
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Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

242
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:05,922
Sure, Leslie, you can come over
and play with it

243
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,580
any time you want.

244
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,537
Mi Mach III Game Command es su
Mach III Game Command.

245
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,875
Tomorrow afternoon would be great.

246
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,919
All righty, then.
It's a date.

247
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,170
Ciao.

248
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,133
Well, I'm off to find
the missing dog

249
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,378
and cash in on the reward.

250
00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:23,708
I should be back before dinner.

251
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,882
Good luck.

252
00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,129
Thanks, but with this nose
and these brains,

253
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,878
I won't be needing any luck.

254
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,169
Moby-dog, you are as good as found.

255
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,167
Mo-by!

256
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,253
Mo-by!

257
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,083
Where are you?!

258
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:43,996
[sighs]

259
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:47,075
So much for this nose
and these brains.

260
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,576
Oh, well, maybe I'll get lucky.

261
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,037
Brr-rr-rr.
It's getting cold.

262
00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,133
[horns honking]

263
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,830
Great googly moogly, Mary Lou!

264
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,787
It's the mother lode!

265
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,995
Oh, my Leonard is gonna be so happy!

266
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,883
Hey, what the--
oh, no-- yikes.

267
00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,379
Hey! Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, boy. Ow!

268
00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,208
Hey, look out!
Get out of my way!

269
00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,921
Get out of my way!
Give me that!

270
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,503
Noooo!

271
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:44,290
I can squeeze you in from 4:00 to 4:30,

272
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:45,705
Saturday the 9th.

273
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,082
I'm sorry, that's my earliestavailability.

274
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,286
Oh, all right.

275
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,165
I guess I'll take
whatever I can get.

276
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,455
[wind blowing]

277
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,959
Moby?
Are you down there?

278
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,501
Hello? Anybody?

279
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:05,083
Oh, what's the use?

280
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,628
[shivering]

281
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,080
Ah-choo!

282
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,630
Gesundheit.

283
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,829
Thanks.

284
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,129
Don't mention it.

285
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,828
Well, I guess I'd better keep looking.

286
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:18,628
Apparently my keen senses have
been dulled by the cold.

287
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,082
Moby-dog, I presume?

288
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,996
That's my name,
don't wear it out.

289
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,923
Oh, brother, you don't know how
glad I am to see you!

290
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,500
Spot's the name, and rescue is my game.

291
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,173
Come on, I'm taking you home to your
family!

292
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,380
[chuckles]
My family is right here.

293
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,828
Oh, boy.
The pooch is hallucinating.

294
00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,627
Listen, pal, I hate to break it to you,

295
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,959
but there's nobody here but us canines.

296
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,791
Not here.

297
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,325
Here.

298
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,042
Spot, this is Charlotte.
Charlotte, Spot.

299
00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,995
Oh! I, uh...
Ooh-- howdy, ma'am.

300
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,083
Hi, Spot--

301
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,826
and Moby, I think it's time.

302
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,327
Time?!
Time for what?!

303
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,957
Time to go home and collect
the reward?!

304
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,921
Uh, that is, I mean-- be with
our loved ones?

305
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000
No. Time for our family to be born.

306
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,963
Uh, run that by me
one more time.

307
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041
I'm about to have puppies.

308
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:22,455
Oh! That's nice.
She's about to have puppies.

309
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,082
Puppies?!

310
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,246
But...

311
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,133
I don't know anything 'bout
birthin' puppies,

312
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,578
Miss Charlotte!

313
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,078
Leonard, I'm home.

314
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,286
Hi, mom.

315
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,285
There's my little
bundle of joy.

316
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,205
Ha ha.
What do you have there?

317
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:42,041
Oh, this is my Mach III
Game Command play-schedule.

318
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,535
See, I've broken it down into
three categories--

319
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,625
"cool kids," "not-so-cool kids,"
and "total geeks."

320
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:51,129
Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have
jumped to conclusions like that.

321
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,918
I don't know how to tell you this,

322
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,750
but Santa couldn't get any
Mach III Game Commands

323
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,004
and neither could I.

324
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,503
I looked everywhere.

325
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,463
What?! But you said--
I called everybody!

326
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,792
They all think--

327
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,495
Lenny, I'm so sorry.

328
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:05,423
[telephone rings]

329
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,576
I'll be right back.

330
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,038
[rings]

331
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,576
I'm ruined.

332
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,917
This is gonna be the worst
Christmas ever.

333
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,920
Hey, how come Spot's not here for dinner?

334
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,580
He went out to find some stupid lost dog.

335
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,077
Spot's outside?
In this weather?

336
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,036
What weather?

337
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:24,955
[wind howling]

338
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,040
Oh, my gosh!

339
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,375
It's a blizzard!

340
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,539
Spot! Here, boy!

341
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,245
Spot, are you out there?!

342
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,878
Hey, Nanook, in case you didn't
notice, I'm a tropical bird!

343
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,129
Shut the door!

344
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,583
Oh, Leonard, you'll never guess
what just happened!

345
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,827
That was the young man from the
first store I went to,

346
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,457
and he said that someone just
returned a Mach III Game Command

347
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,002
and if we can get down there in
the next 30 minutes,

348
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,173
it's all ours!

349
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,420
Ha ha, isn't that fantastically
fabuloso?!

350
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,290
It's a Christmas miracle,
I tell you!

351
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,415
-Forget the game.
-What?

352
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,920
Spot's out there in the storm,

353
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,920
and I'm afraid if we don't find him,
he might freeze.

354
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,130
Oh, my gracious!

355
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,918
Poor little Spotty's out in this?!

356
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,880
Get your coat!
I'll start the car.

357
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,713
Does no one care about my
delicate constitution?!

358
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,206
[voice breaking]
Oh...Oh...

359
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,921
The miracle of life.

360
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,920
I can't believe I was here to
witness it.

361
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,670
Everything I've ever seen or
done or thought about

362
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,000
suddenly seems so trivial.

363
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:37,923
[crying]

364
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,749
But...
We can't dwell on the past.

365
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:46,044
Come on, Moby.
Time to get you home.

366
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,245
I appreciate what you're trying
to do here, Spot,

367
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,423
but I can't leave my family.

368
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,380
But what about your human family?

369
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,918
Ma and Pa and Little Bobby or
Jimmy or...

370
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,880
Montana, if they went with one
of those unique yuppie names.

371
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:03,081
What about them, huh?
Don't they count?

372
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,536
My owners don't have any kids, but I do.

373
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,875
I'm a dad now...
And I'm needed here.

374
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,075
Of course.
You're right.

375
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,626
I understand,
but if you don't mind,

376
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:15,919
I think I better be
getting home

377
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,920
so I can spend Christmas
with my family.

378
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,580
[whimpering]

379
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,877
[chuckles] Looks like you made
a new friend.

380
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,959
Aw, let's name him "Spot."

381
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,998
"Spot"?
You want to name him "Spot"?

382
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,293
[voice breaking]
That's the nicest--

383
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:36,172
Oh, now look at me--
gettin' all emotional!

384
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,250
Hello, little Spot.

385
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,673
Yes! Yes!
Welcome to the world

386
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,500
ah... choo!

387
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,923
Gesundheit.

388
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,040
Oh, Moby, I'm worried.
It's getting awfully cold.

389
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,665
If we don't get the puppies
someplace warm

390
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,040
I'm afraid they might not make it.

391
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,075
Might not make it?
No!

392
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,626
I will not allow it!

393
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,999
Not as long as I have a breath
left to take.

394
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,083
You two stay here and keep the
puppies as warm as you can.

395
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,496
I'm going for help.

396
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,043
I shall return!

397
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,997
Spot!
Spotty-wotty!

398
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,293
Here, boy!

399
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,043
Spot!

400
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,915
Oh, please, if I can just get my
Spot back,

401
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,830
I'll never ask for another toy.

402
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,825
Where am I?

403
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:35,746
[shivering]
S-s-s-so c-c-c-cold.

404
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,083
Spot, where are you?

405
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,036
Leonard, honey...
[sighs]

406
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,500
We've searched the whole town
twice, and now, I'm afraid,

407
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,423
it's time to go home and pray

408
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,000
that Spot found someplace warm
to spend the night.

409
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:54,043
No! Please, can't we just look a
little while longer?

410
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,205
Please?

411
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,671
All right, sweetie, but just for
a little while.

412
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,920
I can barely see the road in
front of me.

413
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,083
So tired now.

414
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:11,076
Must sleep before Santa comes.

415
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,956
Ohh...

416
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,673
Look...

417
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,460
A nice, soft cloud to rest on.

418
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,212
[shivering]

419
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,955
Yow!
What am I doing?!

420
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,541
I can't quit now...

421
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,375
But how am I ever gonna find my way home?

422
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,535
It's hopeless.

423
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,035
Ooh, look, a car!
Wait a minute!

424
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,035
Wait a minute--
that's not just a car.

425
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,415
Could it be...

426
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,790
Yes...
It's Mrs. H. And Leonard!

427
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,745
They've come to rescue me!

428
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,875
It's a Christmas miracle!

429
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,077
Oh! Oh, no!

430
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,706
My last chance at salvation!

431
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,082
Wait a minute...

432
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,126
There's still a chance!

433
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,080
[barking]

434
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,003
He's alive!

435
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,173
[both]
It's a Christmas miracle!

436
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,326
Oh, Spot, thank goodness we found you!

437
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,208
Lenny, you've got to follow me.

438
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,081
There's something
we have to do!

439
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,376
But...

440
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,788
[barking]

441
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,168
[whimpering]

442
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,753
And you're telling me this little fellow

443
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,503
actually found our Moby
and his new family?

444
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,503
That's right!

445
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,333
Spot's the best dog
in the world.

446
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,417
Well, this is just about the
best Christmas present

447
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000
anyone ever got.

448
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,883
And you folk's have got a $500
reward coming to you.

449
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Oh, no, no.

450
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,673
We couldn't take money for
bringing your doggy home.

451
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,330
It just wouldn't be right,
especially on Christmas Eve.

452
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,037
[thinking] Nooo!

453
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,825
[all] Aww!

454
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:34,377
[thinking]
Aw, who cares about a stupid reward?

455
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,788
Okay, well, we better
be getting home.

456
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,625
Say, I just thought of something.

457
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,539
I work for this toy company,

458
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,785
and even though you won't take
the reward,

459
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,285
I was wondering, young man,
would you like one of these?

460
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,827
Ah!

461
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:55,921
Here you go.
Merry Christmas.

462
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,080
Don't say I never gave you nothin'.

463
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,786
For me?!
You were my Secret Santa?!

464
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:01,955
Quelle surprise!

465
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:05,081
Oh, I'm so excited I can hardly
stand it!

466
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,496
It's...

467
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,043
String?

468
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,125
So you can pull your catnip
mousy around.

469
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,628
I ripped it off my seedball so
you could have it.

470
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,579
[voice breaking] Oh...

471
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,535
That is...

472
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,455
[crying]

473
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,293
What?!

474
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,247
A bell?!

475
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,923
I ripped apart my catnip mousy

476
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,380
so you could have a little bell
for your seedball.

477
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,955
You mean to tell me I ruined

478
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,081
a perfectly good seedball
for this?!

479
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,376
Sorry.

480
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,418
"Sorry" don't feed the canary,
mister!

481
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250
Isn't it funny?

482
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,875
I was bummed out 'cause I wasn't gonna get
the Mach III for Christmas,

483
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,289
then when I thought you were lost,

484
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:44,665
it was the worst Christmas ever.

485
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,130
But when we found you,

486
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,328
it turned out to be the best ever,

487
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,827
and I didn't even care about the
stupid game anymore.

488
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,457
Yes, Leonard,
that's very funny.

489
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:54,672
I, too, realized that getting
the $500 reward

490
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,920
so I could buy my own stuff

491
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,040
wasn't important in the grand
scheme of things

492
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,375
'cause as I long as I can wake
up and play with you,

493
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,918
that's the greatest gift I could
ever hope to receive.

494
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,380
Me, too.

495
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,038
You know what I think
we've got here?

496
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,375
I think I do.

497
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,248
Then say it with me...

498
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:13,713
[both]
It's a Christmas miracle!