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Of the leash

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-

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-

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For a pair of pants

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His favorite pastime

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For the last time

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-

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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?

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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.

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I hate dogs.

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I do not wish to be a dog.

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Yes!

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And a fine good morning
to you, brer bird.

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I have had a delightful night's sleep,

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a lovely visit to the little boy's box,

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and now -- ha ha ha --

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I am ready to commence
with my ritual morning scratch.

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Here we go.

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Every morning without fail,
out come the claws.

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Dig-pull, dig-pull.

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"Gee, I miss my mother's milk!"

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Is there anything more annoying
than a cat and his cat post?

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Oh, I don't know.
Perhaps...That!

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What?

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The incessant obsessive/compulsive banging

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of your pointy beak against
the spherical aggregation

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of little foam bucky balls!

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Pick-peck, pick-peck, pick-peck!
Pick, pick, pick!

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Dig-pull, dig-pull,
dig-dig-pull!

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Pick, pick, pick, pick!

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Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

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Like your miserable floor-hugging
life depended on it!

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I don't need to scratch,
I choose to scratch.

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I can stop any time I want,
unlike you, seed bell slave!

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Ha! I ain't no slave to nothin'.

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I can stop pecking right now
and never peck again,

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and you know why?

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'Cause birds have self-control,
not like you cats!

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-Do so.
-Do not! Look at you!

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You're scratching right now,
and you don't even know it.

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Oh, don't be silly.
I am not-- oh, no!

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See what I mean?

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You don't control that carpet-on-a-stick.

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It controls you!

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I will not be controlled! I'll give it up.

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I swear, I can go without it.

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Yeah, right. For how long?

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Well, for as long as you can go
without pecking your seed bell.

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What? Wh-what would that prove?

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Ha ha ha! See? I knew it. You're afraid.

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You feathery fellows talk a good game,

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but when push comes to shove,
you can't stop pecking, can you?

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I can! Longer than you can!

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Ooh, battle of the wills?
I rise to the challenge.

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Let's just see who's the stronger species,

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who can go the longest without
doing that which he loves most.

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Starting when?

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Right after this.

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"When I, Odysseus,

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was sailing home to fair Ithaca
with my weary men,

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we heard the tempting song
of the siren women."

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"I had to be lashed to the mast

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and stuff wax in my sailors' ears

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so we wouldn't be lured to our doom

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and end up a pile of bleached bones

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on the temptress's beach."

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And that, I believe,

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is why we have wax in our ears
to this very day!

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And FYI-- It's an excellent
medium for modeling

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if you run out of clay.

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Eww!

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Hey, just stating the facts.

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Ha ha! Well... Thank you, Ian.

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Ha ha! And, um, if anyone has...
Touched Ian's model,

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please wash your hands before snack.

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Ha ha!

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Hello.

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Yes, indeedy-do.

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All righty-rooney.

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Doesn't your mom ever just say "okay"?

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Okey-deeky-docky-Doe!
I'll send someone right away.

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Well, everyone,
the office needs a volunteer

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to run down to the kindergarten

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and pick up today's hot lunch count.

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Me!

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Ookey-dook. Let's see...

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Well, this time I think
I'll choose Leonard and Scott.

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Ha ha ha!

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No dawdling, now!

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You heard the woman. Come on! Ondelay!

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We have a kindergarten
lunch count to tally, man!

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And then, math.

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Scott, there's something you need to learn

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about being a fourth-grader.

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The whole point of volunteering
for a job like this

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isn't to rush right out and do it

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and rush right back
so you don't miss math.

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It isn't?

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No. The whole point is to dawdle --

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you get a little drink of water...

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Tie your shoelaces...

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Slam a few lockers...

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Say "ha ha!" To the guys stuck in class...

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Ha ha!

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Then get all the way down
to the kindergarten,

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come all the way back,

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remember you forgot the lunch count,

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go all the way back
to the kindergarten again,

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then when you get back, math is over!

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Miss math?

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But if dawdling is what
fourth-graders do, so be it.

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This here hallway sure gets
mighty pretty this time of year.

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Yes, sir!

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Here you go, Scott.

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Thank you.

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Please sign by the "X's"
and initial here

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to acknowledge dispatch
of today's official

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kindergarten hot lunch tally.

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You're good!

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No one here ever got past three.

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Eli almost did four one time,

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but then they fell on his toe

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and he had to go to the nurse to get ice.

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I'm going to make it someday.
Just you watch!

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Let's go, Leonard. If we hurry,

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we can still copy all the math
problems off the board

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before she erases them,

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so we won't have to miss
any of our homework tonight!

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Hee hee hee hee!

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What kind of fourth-grader is he?

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The annoying kind.

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Ha ha! You're funny!

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Yeah, well, bye.

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Wait! Don't go! Stay for milk.

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Uh... Maybe some other time.

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You want to help me out here, Scott?

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Okay. Um...

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Hey, look! The silkworms are hatching!

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They are?

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Ha ha ha.

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Kindergarteners are too easy.

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So, I see you got a girlfriend!

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She's not my girlfriend.

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She's just a little kindergartener

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who's never seen a guy
stack blocks before.

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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Leonard and some-little-kindergartener

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who's-never-seen-a-guy-
stack-blocks-before

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sittin' in a tree! K-i--

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I thought you wanted to get back to math.

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This is more fun.

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K-i-s-s--

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I swear, if you ever want me to
throw you a tennis ball again--

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All right, all right.

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I-n-g!

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See? I can so act like
a fourth-grader, smarty-pants!

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First comes love,

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then comes marriage, then comes more

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little-kindergarteners
who've-never-seen-a-guy

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stack-blocks-before
in a baby carriage!

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I must be strong. I mustn't be tempted.

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Ooh, but just look at you.

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How I remember the joy, the comfort,

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the almost zen-like sense
of oneness with the universe

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that came from scratching you,
dear, dear post.

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But then, not scratching gives
me an even better feeling --

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a feeling of self-control,
of my own inner power.

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I don't need you and your warm nylon pile

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clinging to my rough unsharpened claws...

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Polishing them, caressing them...

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Loving them!

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I... want... my... post!

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I... need... my... post!

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I'm suffering from post-post trauma.

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You are so pathetic.

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You have no self-control whatsoever.

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It wasn't enough I had to have

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Cardboard brand Healthy-O's
for breakfast.

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She made me a tofu and alfalfa
sprout salad for lunch.

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I haven't had anything bad to eat all day!

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Look!

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Sour peachy gummy slugs.

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And hot caramel apple sticks.

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I've got 2 cents.

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I've got 3 cents.

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We can buy one and split it.

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Okay, but how do you split a jawcracker?

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Easy. One of us sucks the first half,

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the other one sucks the second half.

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Okay... but how do we decide
who gets to--

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I call first suck! Tap, tap, tap!

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No erasies! Trademark registered!

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But you never can tell

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Mmm. You're really going
to enjoy this, Leonard.

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My dog is a rat.

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My dog's a cairn terrier.

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Hi, Leonard. Want some jawcrackers?

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I don't have any money left.

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That's okay.

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My dad lets me give them
to my special friends.

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Your dad is the dad in dad's?

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Wow!

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And you can have a really lot

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'cause you're my really,
really special friend.

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Okay!

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Say, Leonard,

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are you as good at stickers
as you are at building blocks?

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'Cause I got a new
flower fairy book in the back,

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and I could sure use
a fourth-grader's help.

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Go for it, Lenny baby!

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There is no such thing
as free candy in this world.

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Besides, your friend Scott
is waiting for you. Look!

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Go on, crunch it.
It's just the right size.

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No! That's not right.

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You know you promised Leonard
second suck.

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Aw, the heck with Leonard!

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Look at him in there--
about to ditch you

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for a little girl with
a jarful of jawcrackers.

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Don't be a sap!

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You're good buddy out there
is about to crunch!

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It's been two days
since last I scratched my post.

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Aah! Look at these things.

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Ragged and shredding, splitting down...

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Mama said there'd be days like this.

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Oh, now I see what you like about this.

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Mmm! Polished to a burnished glow!

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Hey, I can see myself in my claws!

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You are so unspeakably cruel,
Pretty Boy Helperman.

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Well, well, two can play
that nasty little game.

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Pbht!

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Mmm, mmm, mmm! Seedy! Delicious!

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Aah! Ick! Gak!

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And my claws aren't sharp.
I have to get them out!

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I should have thought of
this years ago.

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Go on, take it! He's gone!

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I can't. That's cheating.

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What do you care? You cheat all the time!

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Wait a minute. Isn't one of you
supposed to be an angel?

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Your angel quit! You were too big a pain!

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Well, I'll show that angel!
I'll show all of youse!

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No scratchy for the kitty,
no seedy for the birdie!

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Oh, honey-bunny,

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I can't understand why you have
such a bad tummy ache.

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What did you eat today?

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Um... Nothing I remember.

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Normally, I wouldn't do this,

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but if my baby's coming down
with some yucky bug,

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then maybe this will make him
feel a little bit better.

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Sour peachy gummy slugs!

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Your favorite! Ha ha ha!

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An adorable little
kindergartener and her dad

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just dropped them off,

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and you think you're not
popular at that school!

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Ohh... This is all your fault!

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What? What did I do?

256
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,417
The devil said if you crunched
the jawcracker,

257
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,630
I should take the candy.

258
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,329
Well, my devil said if you were
going to take all candy,

259
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,377
I might as well crunch the jawcracker!

260
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,000
He's a liar! Don't trust him!

261
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,383
Trust me.

262
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,750
I'm your real friend.

263
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,884
Come on! Let's take him and his devil on!

264
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,379
No! Leonard's my friend!

265
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,748
You're just an evil projection
of my shadow side,

266
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:58,634
luring me down the dark path
to my worser nature.

267
00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:02,959
Get thee behind me, devil spot!
Begone, and don't come back!

268
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,961
Aah! Oh, what a world!

269
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:08,711
Wow, that was easier than you'd think.

270
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:12,132
Okay, I have an idea
of how we can get you better.

271
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:15,328
He doesn't! He doesn't!
Only I can get you well!

272
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,327
First, go like this.

273
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:22,714
Ha ha ha ha.

274
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,292
Okay, now about that tummy ache...

275
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,745
It's not the candy that's making
you feel all sick inside,

276
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:31,174
it's the fact that you're taking
advantage of a little girl

277
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,290
by letting her think you care about her,

278
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,665
when all you really care about
is the candy.

279
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,080
You know he's right.

280
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,076
No, no!

281
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,626
Him we like.

282
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,919
I know you guys are right.
It was fun at first,

283
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,710
but the price of free candy's
just too high.

284
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:47,632
I look down at Emma's grubby little hands,

285
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:48,919
finger painting hearts

286
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,290
with some of the letters
of my name spelled backward,

287
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,575
and I just feel dirty,
dirtier than her fingernails.

288
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,787
And that's dirty.

289
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:57,785
Leave it to me.

290
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,205
I'll help you out of this, buddy.

291
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,923
Now listen, sweetheart.

292
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,420
I know it feels like Leonard's
the only guy in the world,

293
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,420
the only block in the block bin,

294
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,960
but that's just because you're 5 years old

295
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,751
and you haven't experienced

296
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,134
all the blocks the world has to offer.

297
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,328
Look! There's big ones and little ones,

298
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,287
cones and cylinders,

299
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,747
and smiley shapes that tip when
you lay them on their backs.

300
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:30,794
See? It's a beautiful world
full of magic and wonder,

301
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,537
so don't limit yourself
to just one block.

302
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:34,747
Experience them all!

303
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,544
I guess you're right.
I don't really love Leonard.

304
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,537
Of course you don't.

305
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:42,627
I love you! Your tower
is lots bigger than his was!

306
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,790
What's recess without a peachy gummy slug?

307
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,630
I brought you dessert, Scott.

308
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,753
You didn't think

309
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,634
I'd make you go all afternoon
without a candy break?

310
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,080
Licorice lines!

311
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,882
I know what's making you feel sick.

312
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,249
It's the guilt that comes

313
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,253
from taking advantage of a little girl

314
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,333
by letting her think you care about her,

315
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,667
when all you really
care about is her candy.

316
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,540
Oh, no. Look at all those
wrappers in the closet.

317
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,707
It's the candy.

318
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,214
Well, you helped me out when I needed it,

319
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,421
so now it's my turn to help you.

320
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,420
You're going to take her back?

321
00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:39,922
No. I'm going to eat
the rest of this candy

322
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,331
before you can get to it.

323
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,788
Hey! I was saving that for later...

324
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,285
After I stop feeling sick!

325
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,625
Hey, there, Charlie,

326
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,039
how come you're sitting like that?

327
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,955
Like what? I'm not sitting
any particular way,

328
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,463
hiding my claws or anything,

329
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,463
as if they looked horrid and unkempt

330
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,833
and there was something to be ashamed of

331
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:02,787
because, uh, there isn't, and I'm not.

332
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,827
I'm so ashamed!

333
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,709
Look, if you dare!

334
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:09,134
Whoo! Charlie!

335
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,080
What have they done to you?

336
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,998
What have they done to me?
What have I done to myself?

337
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,245
Me and my silly feline pride.

338
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,875
I thought I was stronger than a bird,

339
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,130
but what price pride?

340
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,130
Look at these claws.

341
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:27,378
There's nothing to be proud of,
so I shall humbly admit defeat.

342
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,538
The canary has won.

343
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,125
I must scratch again.

344
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,538
Caraway.

345
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,415
Oh... Millet!

346
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,040
Mmm, good!

347
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,375
Hello!

348
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:46,420
I, uh, I was, uh,
just straightening the bell.

349
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,130
Ha ha ha! Straightening the bell.

350
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,168
That is so like a bird,
with the lame excuses.

351
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,420
Admit it, my friend--
I am stronger than you.

352
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,170
Cats are stronger than canaries!

353
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,211
Ahem...

354
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,578
All right, we're both weak.

355
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,917
Yeah, I guess we are,

356
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,420
but I'm a lot weaker than you are!

357
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,420
No, no, I'm far the weaker.

358
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,002
Look how much I missed
my silly seed bell!

359
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,463
Not a fraction of how much
I missed my carpet-on-a-stick!

360
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:14,752
Pick-peck, pick-peck,
pick-peck-pick!

361
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,995
Dig-pull, dig-pull,
dig, dig, dig!

362
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,075
Dig-pull, dig-pull!

363
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,576
Pick-peck, pick-peck!

364
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,461
This plan is going to work for sure,

365
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,132
and then that sweet little kindergartener

366
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,998
will be just a sweet memory.

367
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,543
See what I just did there,
with the sweet and the sweet?

368
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,207
Candy... sweet?

369
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:39,917
Now...

370
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,170
"I know it feels like Scott Leadready

371
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,540
is the only guy in the--"

372
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:49,285
Wall? Well?

373
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,247
World?

374
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,535
Yeah! Yeah, that works.

375
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:55,285
"But that's just because
you're five tears bold --"

376
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,957
no, that can't be right.

377
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,173
Oh! "Five years old!"

378
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:00,751
I'm such a ninny.

379
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:05,084
"And you haven't experienced
the beautiful world

380
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,956
full of wonder and maggots--"

381
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,331
and magic--"

382
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,667
Oh, shoot!

383
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,540
I thought it was getting good
there for a second.

384
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,127
"So don't limit yourself.
Experience everything..."

385
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,248
Blah, blah, blah. Okay, gimme some candy!

386
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,535
When Scott said it, it sounded nice.

387
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:24,075
When you said it, it just sounded yucky.

388
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,076
I'm getting the impression

389
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,076
there's no gummy slugs
at the end of this deal.

390
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,576
It just makes me like Scott all the more,

391
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:31,877
forever and ever.

392
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,209
Oh, for--

393
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:36,461
why did you have to go and
make me so darned lovable?

394
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,713
You know what you've got to do.

395
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:41,794
I've got to bite the bullet
and give it to her straight,

396
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:45,957
even if it means breaking her
cute little 5-year-old heart.

397
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:49,919
Emma.

398
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,540
Hi, Scott. I brought you
some Cruncha Reenios.

399
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,457
Darn! My favorite!

400
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:57,213
Emma, I can't take your Buncha Reenios.

401
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,251
Freshly made this morning.

402
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,455
Okay, just one.

403
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,793
No! I mean--

404
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,037
No, thank you.

405
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,415
You see, I don't really--

406
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,750
I mean, I never really--

407
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:12,504
Oh, this is very hard
for me to say to you, but--

408
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,543
I did it!

409
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,077
Seven blocks high!

410
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,956
Seven blocks? Wow!

411
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,673
And he's just a kindergartener.

412
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,210
Scott, this is very hard
for me to say to you,

413
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,461
but, well, I'm friends
with Eli now. See ya!

414
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,083
Hey, Eli, want some buncha reenios?

415
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,456
Sure!

416
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,173
Oh, seven blocks is nothing, little girl!

417
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,040
I can do eight! Watch me!

418
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,669
All right, just give me a sec.
It's been a few years.

419
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,292
So here I go.

420
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,165
Buncha Reenios... Buncha Reenios...

421
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,460
You do it for the Buncha Reenios!

422
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:49,422
Come on, Ian,

423
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,290
let's get you out of here while
you still have some pride left.

424
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:55,497
But Buncha Reenios, guys...

425
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,915
She has Buncha Reenios!

426
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,751
And for free!

427
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,246
My friend, if there's
one thing we've learned

428
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,173
in the past few days, it's this --

429
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,421
there's no such thing
as free Buncha Reenios.

430
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,922
And you can make a very sturdy model

431
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,880
of Odysseus and his sailors
out of ear wax.