1 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,488 Come on, Jake, slow down. 2 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,073 Hurry up. 3 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,616 Melanie! 4 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,953 We gotta get home or Mom's gonna kill me. 5 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,538 Wow, did you see that? 6 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,458 1,001 , 1,002. . . 7 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,794 - Answer the question! - No! 8 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,881 No, you won't answer, or you won't marry me? 9 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:53,177 Jake Perry, I'm ten years old. I got too much to live for. 10 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,223 Not that way, you don't. Come on! 11 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,564 Wow! Cool. 12 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,858 It's hot. Don't touch it. 13 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,610 We'll be safe here. 14 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:10,903 Says who? 15 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,362 Everybody. 16 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:17,159 Lightning never strikes the same place twice. 17 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:22,331 Why would you want to marry me, anyhow? 18 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,043 So I can kiss you any time I want. 19 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,165 Oh, my God. 20 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,712 Hi. 21 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:16,343 That accent of yours is a lot thicker when you're dreaming. 22 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,595 How come y'all let me sleep? 23 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,307 - Calm down. It was five minutes. - What did I say? 24 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:26,311 We're all getting big raises when you become somebody. 25 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,148 Did they kill Badgley Mischka. 26 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,358 Laugh now, tomorrow it could be us. 27 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,319 Not us, you. I just make the coffee. 28 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,029 Thank you. 29 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,748 Thanks for the long night. I'll see you at the show. 30 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,251 See you later. Get some rest. 31 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,861 Andrew. 32 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:04,076 Honey, there's a rose for every moment I thought of you last night. 33 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,954 You must be exhausted. Knock 'em dead. 34 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:11,083 I'll see you at the show. It's gonna be great. I love you. 35 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,543 I can't wait to see you. Goodbye. 36 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:26,098 OK, people we are officially late! 37 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,975 - Melanie! - Yes? 38 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:32,646 This top is supposed to be neon aubergine but it's all wrong! 39 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:36,400 OK, don't panic. That's my job. Put her on after Anouk. 40 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,528 The light cue is yellow. She'll look eggplant. 41 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,489 Pan, it's wrong because it's on backwards. 42 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,117 Miss Dixie, I'm scared of you! 43 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:48,245 Frederick, why are you here? You're the competition. 44 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,123 Competition? Please! Our designs are pearls. 45 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,709 Nothing comes between me and my protegee. 46 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,003 This is, after all, all about me. 47 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:59,006 I love this. Stella McCartney's gonna kill herself. 48 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,883 Why do I feel like I'm in Times Square, naked? 49 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:06,930 You'll be fine. Seven years ago, you were a debutante off the plantation. 50 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,642 Now you're my steel magnolia, with her very own show. 51 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,853 Get out before you make me cry. 52 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,188 Bonne chance. 53 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,371 Secretary Hennings, do you have a moment? 54 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,340 Please tell me he has a flaw somewhere. 55 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:44,551 He asked me to go to Ireland for Christmas. 56 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,804 He's going to ask you a lot more than that. 57 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,848 You think so? 58 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,268 - It's time, let's do this. - Alright, we got to go. 59 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,644 Places, everyone. 60 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:59,024 Let's go. Line up. OK, don't smile. No smiles, just smirks. 61 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,613 Wait. 62 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,948 OK, go. 63 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,047 Honey! 64 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,092 - Congratulations. - You're amazing. 65 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:28,428 - The flowers were insane. - I want this day to be perfect. 66 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:32,224 - God, what if they hate me? - Critics hate themselves. 67 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,268 Easy for you to say. I don't have thick Hennings skin. 68 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:39,106 No, you don't. And that is what I love about you. 69 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:44,486 I'm sorry. I have a meeting. You enjoy it and I'll see you later. 70 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,489 We've got that thing tonight at Lincoln Center. 71 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,866 - What thing? - Fundraiser thing. 72 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:54,913 Right. The thing. With your mother. That's tonight. 73 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,249 - I'm afraid so. - OK. 74 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,876 I am so proud of you. 75 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,629 - Thank you. - OK. 76 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,799 - I love you. - I love you, too. Congratulations. 77 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:28,822 His meeting's running late. He told me to take you inside. 78 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:30,282 Where are we? 79 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,830 - I'm so tired, Jimmy. - Yeah. 80 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,709 - I've just had it. - He shouldn't be too long. 81 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,671 Miss Carmichael, won't you come in? 82 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:56,057 So, have you made a decision? 83 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:59,102 - About what? - Ireland. 84 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,647 Ireland, honey? That's four months from now. 85 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,274 I was thinking maybe. . . 86 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,486 . ..2-300 guests, tops. 87 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:12,282 For Christmas? Are you on some sort of medication? 88 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,784 What's going on? Where are we? 89 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,683 Oh, my God! 90 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:53,990 Melanie Carmichael, will you marry me? 91 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:59,704 Are you sure? I mean, are you really sure? 92 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,290 If you're not, we can just go back to the car. 93 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,794 - It's only been eight months. - I never do anything rash. 94 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,089 I never ask a question I don't know the answer to. 95 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:13,760 So at the risk of being rejected twice, 96 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,179 I'm gonna ask you again. 97 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,726 Will you marry me? 98 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,689 Yes. 99 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,532 Pick one. 100 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:56,553 - Mayor, just one shot. - Over here, Mayor. 101 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,598 - Where is he? - Running late. 102 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,516 Thanks to that Carbuncle girl. 103 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,477 - Carmichael, designer, Southern. - Whatever. 104 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,149 Your Honour, how do you answer 105 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,694 those who oppose your street-improvement project? 106 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,864 I suggest they drive through Brooklyn. 107 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,783 Maybe they'll disappear in a pothole. 108 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,537 Sources say your son's engaged to Melanie Carmichael. 109 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,039 Do you have a comment? 110 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,876 Trust me if my son were engaged, I'd have a comment. 111 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:34,674 - I thought you were tired. - Jimmy, excuse us. 112 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:42,599 I planned this for weeks. This thing tonight is perfect. 113 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,644 I can't wait to see my mother's face. 114 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,772 - Come on, let's call your parents. - No! 115 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,192 I mean, not right this second. 116 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,695 What I mean is, would you mind 117 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,782 if we kept this to ourselves for a few days? 118 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,951 Mel, it'll come out sooner or later. 119 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:06,539 I know but I haven't seen my folks in about seven years. 120 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:11,002 I just feel like I should probably tell them in person. 121 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,962 Of course. 122 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:17,634 And I think I should do it alone. 123 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,179 Mel, I'll have to meet them eventually. 124 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,849 I know. And they will love you. Eventually. 125 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:32,565 - Is it because I'm a Yankee? - Well, that, and a Democrat. 126 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,863 OK. Mum's the word. 127 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,408 - No one will know. - Thank you. 128 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,038 Secretary Hennings. 129 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,336 Hello. 130 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,009 Have you told your mother you're engaged? 131 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,471 Sorry we're late. 132 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,474 That lipstick doesn't suit you. What kept you? 133 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,352 - None of your business. - What's going on? 134 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,063 Tom, always a pleasure. Good to see you. 135 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:15,024 Melanie, darling. So good to see you. 136 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,652 Look at you, the belle of the ball. 137 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,738 I hear your new line is good. 138 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,115 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 139 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,081 - Andrew. - Yes? 140 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:34,127 Melanie is wearing a skating rink on an important finger. 141 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,213 - I'd like to keep this. . . - Oh, my God! 142 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,798 You're engaged? 143 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,469 . .quiet. 144 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,361 I'm your first New York friend 145 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,406 and I read about it with 1 2 million other people. 146 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,326 Sorry. She grabbed my hand. What could I do? 147 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,120 I know. We read about it. Did you cry? 148 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,747 Wouldn't you? 149 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:14,793 One man for the rest of my life? I'd bawl. Come and meet us. 150 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,589 I can't. I'm in Alabama. 151 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,384 Oh, my God. 152 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,179 Yeah. 153 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:49,721 He's loud, but he don't bite. Shut up, hound 154 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,598 Lie down. 155 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,224 Come on, stay. 156 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,435 How can I help you? 157 00:14:55,644 --> 00:15:00,231 Well, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. 158 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,323 Jake, I mean it. The joke's over. 159 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,784 Let's finish this. I've got a plane to catch. 160 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,039 You're shitting me, right? 161 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:20,460 I never understood that expression, but no, I'm not shitting you. 162 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:25,006 Look, it's even got these idiot-proof tabs to make it easy. 163 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,927 One copy for me, one for you, one for the lawyers. 164 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,516 What? Speak. 165 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,521 You show up here after seven years 166 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:45,443 without so much as a, "Hey, there, Jake. Remember me, your wife?" 167 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:50,573 Or, "Hi, honey. Looking good. How's the family?" 168 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,700 You expect me to say you look good? 169 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,453 Did the Piggly Wiggly run out of soap? 170 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,207 They laugh at that up north, or wherever you've been? 171 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,336 You knew where I was. And don't pretend you missed me. 172 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:08,007 I missed you. But at this range, my aim is bound to improve. 173 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,968 Is that a threat? 174 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,428 I've got a lawyer charges $350 an hour. 175 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,264 He billed me every time you sent these back. 176 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,308 I'm glad you got the message. 177 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,186 - Shut up, Bear! - Shut up, Bryant! 178 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,693 What happened to Bear? 179 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,362 He died. You weren't here. 180 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,448 What are you doing? 181 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,035 Leaving. You should recognise the gesture. 182 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,580 Could we try to keep this as civilised as possible? 183 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,916 Please sign these so I can go home. 184 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,918 What do you know from home? 185 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,629 I bet your folks don't know you're here. 186 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,339 That's my business. 187 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,551 Honey, those people are the only family you got. 188 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,219 Don't "honey" me, honey! 189 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,263 Get your butt back in that car, 190 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,474 drive over and see 'em, then maybe we'll talk. 191 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,436 Jake! 192 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,646 You dumb, stubborn, redneck hick! 193 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,566 You won't sign these cos I want you to! 194 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,985 Wrong! I ain't signing 195 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,989 cos you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch 196 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,617 and I'd like nothing better than to piss you off! 197 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,134 What are you doing with Mo SlideI's plane? 198 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,428 - That's my business! - Fine! 199 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,679 Fine! 200 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,863 Divorce, my ass. 201 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,964 Hey, genius. 202 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,469 When you lock somebody out, 203 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,680 make sure they don't know where the spare key is. 204 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:24,143 Well, see, that's the thing about hide-a-keys. 205 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,563 It'd be nice if your wife told you where it was. 206 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,191 I'm not your wife, Jake. 207 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,904 I'm just the first girl that climbed in the back of your truck. 208 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,991 But you're right. 209 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:43,162 I have changed. I don't even know that girl any more. 210 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:48,543 Well, then, allow me to remind you. 211 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:03,057 "Born into one of the wealthiest families of Greenville, Alabama, 212 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,435 her daddy's in cotton and all that that implies." 213 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,856 There is no listing for an Earl Carmichael in Greenville. 214 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,190 Her high school? 215 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,485 No record of Melanie Carmichael attending, ever. 216 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,656 Jesus! Whatever happened to responsible journalism? 217 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,831 Something's wrong here. Why would my son do this to me? 218 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,250 Maybe he loves her? 219 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,211 Please! This is classic rebound. 220 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,881 He's hurt from breaking up with. . . Who was it? 221 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,675 Whitney Trusdale, lawyer, San Francisco. 222 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,344 Yeah. There was a match made in heaven. 223 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,348 Society, political family, California. 224 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,851 All those electoral votes. 225 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,145 Get Andrew on the phone. 226 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,815 We only have a small window for the Secretary of Housing. 227 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,903 Hold your questions until after the presentation. 228 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,740 See the look on my Mom's face? I thought her head would explode. 229 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,991 What'd she say? 230 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,410 I should date women like Mel, not marry them. 231 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,204 - That's harsh. - That's Mom. 232 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,581 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 233 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,959 We hope to have the Bronx Children's Hospital open. . . 234 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,961 Speak of the devil. Hello. 235 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,756 So, have you lovebirds set a date? 236 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,299 I plead the Fifth. 237 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,968 Try to keep your secrets, I dare you. 238 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,595 You're in a better mood. 239 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,931 My approval rating went up two points. 240 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,099 The public likes to know I'm a mother. 241 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,854 - Always running for office. - I'm only thinking of you. Say... 242 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:36,859 Do you have the Carmichaels' number down there in Greenville? 243 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,737 I thought I should introduce myself. 244 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,697 I'd like to meet them first. 245 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,742 The press will be all over this. Take it from me. 246 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,994 Happy couples don't sell. 247 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:52,250 If there are any skeletons in her closet, we need to know about them. 248 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,547 You make clothes, right? 249 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,342 I design them. There's a big difference. 250 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,011 You design anything with stripes? 251 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,639 You called the sheriff? 252 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,725 You know that old bastard hates me. 253 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,811 For good reason. 254 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:16,482 Well, hell's bells! If it ain't Felony Melanie. 255 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,526 Wade? 256 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:23,698 Hot damn, girl, do we miss you around here. 257 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,658 I saw poor Fuzz the other day. 258 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,619 You had to bring that up. So, you're the Sheriff? 259 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,373 I get to frisk pretty things like you and get paid for it. 260 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,460 Try and be more professional. We got a crime suspect here. 261 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,046 You can't break into people's houses. 262 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:43,509 I didn't break in. I used a key. My key. 263 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,681 It still ain't your house. I'll have to escort you out. 264 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,308 Use the cuffs. 265 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,728 If you get him to sign these, you can run me out of town. 266 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:57,189 - That's not your concern. - What do we got here? 267 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,403 A bill of divorcement? 268 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,865 - You said you took care of this. - I thought I had. 269 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,325 Obviously not. 270 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,910 If you are still married, it's her house too. 271 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,830 This ain't nothing but a domestic dispute. 272 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,041 He didn't hit you, did he? 273 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,126 If he did, I'll take him in. 274 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,838 We take that stuff pretty serious nowadays. 275 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,844 No, Wade. Jake's never hit me. 276 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,097 You know what? 277 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,476 Every childhood memory I have has you two in it. 278 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,145 Including the night I lit my ass on fire. 279 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,815 Wade, Memory Lane is closed. 280 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:46,113 You two got a whole lot of catching up to do. I'll leave you to it. 281 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,116 - I set you up with your wife. - Sign the papers! 282 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,161 I can't do anything. The law is the law. 283 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,497 She has done nothing wrong. 284 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:58,501 So shoplifting steaks at Winn-Dixie is OK? 285 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,046 You know I took them back! 286 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,424 That vandalism at the stockyard? Totally her. 287 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,594 Like I could tip a cow by myself. 288 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,640 Wade, isn't there some outstanding warrant 289 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:16,769 for whoever dumped your momma's tractor in the fish pond? 290 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,735 I have ten of these, then it's gone. 291 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:28,989 So if you are loving this monster... How many? 292 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,450 Eight? We have eight only? 293 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,286 If I could say that in Italian, I would. 294 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:40,668 9: 1 5? Honestly! Who could be calling at this hour? 295 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,797 Hello? Hello? 296 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,799 Hey, Momma. 297 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:50,970 Melanie, is that you? It's so late. Are you alright? 298 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,596 I ... 299 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,142 I thought I'd surprise you. 300 00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,688 This certainly is a surprise, hearing from you, 301 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,107 you being such a busy girl an' all. 302 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:07,027 I call people while I'm doing the dishes or shelling peas. 303 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:10,156 - Oprah calls it multitasking. - Momma, 304 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:14,034 the call isn't the surprise. I'm in town. 305 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,036 Lord love a duck! 306 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:21,500 My baby girl has finally come home. Earl, she's in town. 307 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,087 If you're gonna repeat everything she says, get off my chair. 308 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,506 - Momma... - I'm just sitting here. 309 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,300 What happened to the sound? 310 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,927 I turned it down to hear the phone ring. 311 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,637 Are you clairvoyant now? 312 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,474 It was so loud, I couldn't hear myself think. 313 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:39,059 I heard it at Joe and Merlene's house. 314 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,520 - Hello? - I only get three minutes. 315 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,190 You didn't need to call. Just come on by. 316 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,862 Well, that's the thing. I was hoping Daddy could come and get me. 317 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,077 So, what put you in jail this time? 318 00:24:57,287 --> 00:25:01,790 Jake and his big fat mouth. It was just a misunderstanding. 319 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,001 Like that wedding I paid for. 320 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,462 I would hardly call that a wedding. 321 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,130 The boy was nervous. 322 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,509 He was still drunk from the night before. 323 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,428 - Can you blame him? - Yes, I can! 324 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,306 I went to the reception with puke down my dress 325 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,892 while he slept it off in the Travelodge. 326 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:24,980 - You're still siding with that... - I'm not siding with anybody. 327 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,192 - The boy's changed. - Can we not talk about Jake? 328 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:31,570 I know he's the son you never had but I'm your daughter. 329 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,448 Maybe you want to know what's new with me. 330 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,701 OK. Shoot. 331 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,913 I met somebody. 332 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:44,041 And he's quite a catch. 333 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:47,294 He's really a great guy. 334 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,923 And I'm happy. Really. 335 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,346 Come to Momma, sugar. 336 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,766 Hey, Momma. 337 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:06,605 Good land of the living, you are skin and bones. 338 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:11,402 Don't I get a smile? I know you got one in there. 339 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:14,154 Let's not let all the bought air out. 340 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,079 Well, are you hungry? 341 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,249 You want me to reheat some chicken fried steak? 342 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,210 - No, I'm fine. - Sweetie, you look tired 343 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,506 Are you tired? Maybe it's the way you're wearing your hair now. 344 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,886 You've done a lot with the place. 345 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,805 Lord, listen to that accent. 346 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:44,101 Sit in my good chair. Your momma got me this Christmas before last. 347 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,478 When you were supposed to visit me? 348 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:50,065 I told you time and time again, it just didn't suit. 349 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:53,277 Let me get you those tickets. 350 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,698 Sit down in it. Sit down. 351 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,244 Now watch this. 352 00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:08,292 I mean, isn't that quite the deal? 353 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,962 There are hardly words. How do I get out? 354 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,133 Oh, my God! 355 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:20,095 Jake tell you he's thinking of getting one? 356 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,724 I see your priorities. Jake, jail and then home. 357 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,393 It was just unfinished business. 358 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,313 Jake's doing alright. Boy's going places. 359 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:32,316 Once upon a time you were going places too. 360 00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:34,193 Here are your tickets. 361 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:38,822 These were a gift. I'd rather you guys just use them. 362 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,581 I don't understand how you visit every stupid battlefield in the US 363 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,376 but you can't manage to visit your daughter. 364 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,461 The door swings both ways. 365 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,631 Don't get me started on things I don't understand. 366 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,965 Here we go. 367 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,677 You wanted me to get away and be somebody. 368 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,096 You shoved me in beauty pageants. 369 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:06,058 - I'm just saying, is all. - What are you trying to say? 370 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,435 Tell me what I can do to make you happy. 371 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:12,815 - Just make yourself happy. - Done. We're there, alright? 372 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:16,151 I've made something of myself. I have a career. 373 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,653 People want to be me. 374 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,989 And somebody loves me and I love him. 375 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:31,333 Pearl, get us some of that baloney cake out of the icebox. 376 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,800 Your momma's a complex woman. 377 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,302 I'm going to bed. 378 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,766 Goodnight, darling. 379 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,523 You know nothing about her. 380 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,734 Are you even sure who she is? 381 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,152 I love her, Mom. 382 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,572 That's nice. But be careful. You and I are different. 383 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,366 Not better, not worse, just different. 384 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:09,204 We're in public life to serve, so we have to set good examples. 385 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,998 Must you control everything? 386 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:15,377 Tell her I reserved the Plaza for the second weekend in June. 387 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,255 We were thinking Christmas in Ireland. 388 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:24,595 I won't let some girl talk you into getting married. . . 389 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:29,308 She is not "some girl". She's my fiancée, for Christ's sake. 390 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,605 You are just like your father. 391 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:39,651 One minute, you're brilliant, controlled, steadfast. 392 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:43,322 The next, you're throwing it away on some piece of ass. 393 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,328 Those are your issues, Mother, not mine. 394 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,379 OK. 395 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,965 Hold on. 396 00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:04,676 You know what? 397 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,971 How long does a contested divorce take? 398 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,183 1 8 months? 399 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:16,104 Mr. Buford, I don't have 1 8 months. I don't have 1 8 days. 400 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,857 That's just not going to work for me. 401 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,484 Yeah. Yes. 402 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:23,570 Don't see the likes of you round these here parts. 403 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,364 Mr. Buford. . . 404 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,617 You look like sex on a stick. 405 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,494 I have to call you back. 406 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:33,247 Listen, why don't you just kiss my.. . 407 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:36,667 . .ass! Oh, my God. 408 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:40,921 Get in the truck cos I don't do that sort of thing on the street. 409 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,341 Your momma raised you right. 410 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,594 What is that, Calvin Klein? Very nice. 411 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,889 Very good. I better back off. 412 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:54,142 I don't want to get you in trouble with the little lady. 413 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,061 There is a little lady? 414 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,565 I can't afford me, much less some high-maintenance babe. 415 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:03,068 What about Cindy? You were hot and heavy in high school. 416 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,613 She's a women's softball coach in Nashville. 417 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,493 That explains some questions I had 418 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,954 about a game of post office we played. 419 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,789 No! 420 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,752 I guess we all have our secrets, Bobby Ray. 421 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,714 Yeah, we sure do. 422 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,093 But I read about yours on the internet. 423 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:29,428 What? 424 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:32,014 I know about the cocks in your henhouse. 425 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,727 God! Bobby Ray! You sure know how to make a girl blush. 426 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,313 I gotta get back. Are you in town for a while? 427 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:42,524 I hope not. I'm just hitting the bank. 428 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,611 - I better scram. - Very funny. 429 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:49,031 - It was good to see you. - Good to see you, too. Bye. 430 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:54,912 Hi, Eugene. 431 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:56,788 How's your leg? 432 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,833 It don't give me too much trouble, Miss Melanie. 433 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:03,462 Dorothea, I'm going to take my lunch. 434 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:10,969 Look what the cat dragged in. 435 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,891 Dorothea? My God, you've. . . 436 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,143 . .lost 1 1 0lbs, I know. 437 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,814 Well, congratulations. 438 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,524 Thanks. 439 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,777 You don't have an ATM. 440 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,029 Them things. Russ won't get one 441 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:32,824 because you lose personal contact with customers. 442 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,285 Yes. That would be tragic. 443 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:40,832 Wade said you and Jake had quite the reunion. 444 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,001 But that's just pillow talk. 445 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:48,131 - Are you and Wade...? - Going on three years. 446 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:53,595 It ain't Tiffany's. But then you can't believe everything on TV. 447 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,014 I need a withdrawal from my. . . 448 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:59,601 - . .joint account? - My what? 449 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,270 Your joint account. With Jake. 450 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,899 From what I hear, y'all are still married. 451 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,112 Why, yes. 452 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,615 Yes, we are. 453 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,119 Hi, honey. 454 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:02,956 Looking good. How's the family? 455 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,753 Cut the shit. Where's my stuff? 456 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:11,548 What kind of wife doesn't pick up after her husband? 457 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,469 The kind that don't live here. 458 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:20,098 I'm going to ask you one last time. Where is the hide-a-key? 459 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,478 I had the sweetest chat with Wade's mom about her tractor. 460 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,648 Nice to see you got your accent back. 461 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:32,194 I stumbled across a few things today. 462 00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,572 Holy shit! What happened to the stove? 463 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,952 And where are them magnets I had over here? 464 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,459 What the hell is this? Chick food? 465 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,171 Lite beer. Less calories. 466 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:56,176 I tried to get a new bed but have you been to the Sit 'n Sleep lately? 467 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,970 I'll have to order something from New York. 468 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,431 Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. 469 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,433 Go ahead and spend your money. 470 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:08,814 But, darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as our money. 471 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,530 Just a guess but I think the words 472 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:20,575 "joint chequing" are flashing in your head right now. 473 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,627 - How much did you take? - All of it. 474 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,295 Son of a bitch! 475 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,173 You want a wife, you got a wife! 476 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,302 Why do you have all that cash? Why don't you invest it? 477 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:40,971 If you don't get out. . . 478 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,348 Sign the papers and I'll give it back. 479 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,599 - Fine! - Fine. 480 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,144 Give me the pen. 481 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:50,480 - Why do you have all that cash? - Give me the pen. 482 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:55,026 When did you quit the tyre factory? Are you doing anything illegal? 483 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:58,280 Maybe I am. So? I don't ask about your boyfriend. 484 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,907 Keep your nose out of my life. Deal? 485 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,371 Who told you? 486 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,625 Honey, just cos I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. 487 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:19,926 Look, Jake. . . 488 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:24,139 Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten years old. 489 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,518 Yeah, I guess. 490 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,272 I mean, where's the fun in that, right? 491 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,498 I can't believe you kept this all these years. 492 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,378 Most people don't know lightning does that to sand. 493 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,174 Mel, you know what? 494 00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:03,553 I just remembered I got myself a hot date. 495 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,805 Mind if my lawyer looks at these? 496 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:07,766 - What? - Hell. 497 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,602 I'm just a simple country boy. 498 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:13,855 There's words in there I can't even pronounce. 499 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,524 You might be taking me to the cleaner's. 500 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,320 - The cleaner's? You? - What'd this set you back? 501 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:23,990 More than you make in a month. Sign the damn papers! 502 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,746 Nah, but thanks for stopping by. 503 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,777 - I love you, I love you, I love you. - Are you sitting down? 504 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,404 Why? Bad news? 505 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,573 I picked up New York magazine. And I quote, 506 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,785 "That cool breath of fresh air at Fashion Week 507 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:12,706 was the soon-to-be household name of Melanie Carmichael." 508 00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:16,209 "Fashion insiders have labeled her the next big one." 509 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,006 Oh, my God! The next big one? 510 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:24,801 God, honey, I needed that almost as much as I need you. 511 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,304 What is that noise? 512 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:31,266 - The sound of my past. - Have fun. 513 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:33,059 OK, bye. 514 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,326 Batten down the hatches, boys! 515 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:54,873 Trouble just walked in, disguised as my favourite daughter-in-law. 516 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:58,668 Drive that pretty face over here and give me a hug. 517 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,171 Soon to be ex-daughter-in-law. 518 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,925 - Who's the lucky guy? - His name is Andrew. 519 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,095 - He's in politics. - He's got my vote. 520 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,556 Good to see you, baby girl. 521 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:16,353 Give this lady whatever she wants! I'll catch up with you later. 522 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:23,735 I'll have a Grey Goose martini, two olives, dirty. 523 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:30,450 Oh, my God! Melanie! 524 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:36,623 - Lurlynn? - Yes! Oh, my God! 525 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:41,169 Look at you, all fancy, like you stepped out of a magazine. 526 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,256 Well, thank you. Look at you. 527 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:48,259 You have a baby. In a bar. 528 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,387 Hell, I got three more at home. 529 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:54,307 This one's still on the tit, so I can cart him anywhere. 530 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,558 Right. 531 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,853 I almost bought that exact same top the other day. 532 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:04,359 But Clinton would kill me if I spent 30 bucks on a sweater thing. 533 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:08,530 That Jaclyn Smith knows what she's doing. 534 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:12,575 Actually, it's mine. Bergdorf just picked it up. 535 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,747 I design clothes now. 536 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:23,878 Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I heard that. 537 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,172 So, do you know Jaclyn Smith? 538 00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,096 Mind if I join you? 539 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,434 - Actually, we do. - You must be Jake's hot date. 540 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:38,935 I'm Starr. 541 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:42,063 I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife, 542 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,525 whom he won't divorce, even though I'm engaged. 543 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:48,570 Hot dog, Jake, look at the size of that thing! 544 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:52,323 Honey, why don't you get us a couple of drinks? 545 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,075 OK. 546 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,705 Is that a martini? 547 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:04,085 Not me and her "us", you and I "us". 548 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:15,513 Why do you make me be mean to you? 549 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:19,350 Do you want to be humiliated in front of all your friends? 550 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,520 Come on, Mel. We were your friends too. 551 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,483 - Well, lookee, lookee, lookee. - Hot damn! 552 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:30,987 Well, well, well. If it isn't the two groomsmen of the apocalypse. 553 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:37,243 Hey, Eldon. Are you hungry? 554 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,162 I'm starving, Clinton. 555 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:41,122 No, don't you dare! 556 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,583 I could use a Melanie sandwich! 557 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:47,170 - Just like old times. - Get your hands off me! 558 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:53,468 No! Not like old times, alright? Times have changed. 559 00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:56,971 No more Melanie sandwich, no more Melanie taco, 560 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,890 and no more Melanie corndog. 561 00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,017 - Sure. - We're just playing. 562 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,269 Guys, let's play some pool. 563 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,773 You can't find a cue, just pull the one shoved up her ass. 564 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:17,200 I can't believe you still wear that same stupid hat. 565 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:20,537 Well, I just about got it broken in. 566 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:22,497 Now, sit your bony ass down 567 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:26,334 and watch me teach Jake here how to lose at pool. 568 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,420 That's the thing. 569 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:33,800 I'm not really a watch-and-see kind of girl, am I, Jake? 570 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,436 Come on, Bobby Ray, you got it. 571 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,356 Bobby Ray. . . 572 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:55,905 Don't blow this one, OK? Alright, baby? 573 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,491 You can take the girl out of the honky tonk 574 00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:01,869 but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl. 575 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:08,918 So, Jake are you going to divorce this girl or what? 576 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:12,714 Well, she waited seven years. 577 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:17,051 A couple more days won't kill her. Unfortunately. 578 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,847 - Like it'll make a difference. - You never know. 579 00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:23,558 You might be interested to know that Jake... 580 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:26,394 Let her think what she wants. 581 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:29,355 She made up her mind about me a long time ago. 582 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,190 Some things never change. 583 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,485 Like Eldon here. 584 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:37,655 He never could get his balls in the right pocket. 585 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:42,243 OK, Jake. It's you and Mel. 586 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:45,246 Clutch time. Just like state playoffs. 587 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,582 We're down by six. Seven seconds to go. 588 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,752 We need that beautiful 52-yard bomb! 589 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:58,092 - Remember that, Mel? - How could I forget? 590 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,970 That was the night Jake got me pregnant. 591 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:04,974 Why don't you just go public with that shit? 592 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:09,729 Come on. It's not like anybody can keep a secret here. 593 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:14,484 - Except for Bobby Ray. - Now, what did I ever do to you? 594 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:20,031 You never did anything to me, darling. Or any other girl in town. 595 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,659 Melanie, what is wrong with you? 596 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:25,370 - What do you mean? - She's just unhappy. 597 00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:29,582 I would be too if Women's Wear Daily called me "less than mediocre". 598 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,630 Why don't you go to a gay bar? 599 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:42,261 Now what would B Ray do in a gay bar? 600 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:54,732 Well. . . 601 00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,529 I've had enough fun for one night. 602 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,741 Come on, I was just kidding. 603 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:09,497 Stella! How about another round of drinks for my friends here? 604 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,416 Honey, you've had enough. 605 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:18,089 You know what? I think you're right. 606 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,426 I have had enough. 607 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,138 I mean, how do you people live like this? 608 00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:27,140 That's it, that's it. 609 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:30,059 Did you know there's a world out there 610 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:34,814 that has nothing to do with chitlins and children or beer? 611 00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:37,650 I liked her better when she was crazy. 612 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:38,901 Jake. 613 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:42,613 Why do you treat them like something you stepped in? 614 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,283 - You asked for it! - I asked for it? 615 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:47,285 You show up, steal my money 616 00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:51,330 then insult my friends, acting like you're better than them! 617 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:55,501 I am better than them! And you stole my pen. 618 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,212 - That's all that matters to you. - Thank you. 619 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,466 The money, the labels, the shoes. You're pathetic! 620 00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:05,136 Like you're going places. I am, as soon as I get my keys. 621 00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:08,139 - No, you don't. - Give me my purse! 622 00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:11,726 You want to kill yourself, you do it somewhere else. There. 623 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:15,521 At least I'm doing something. So what if you can't play football? 624 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:18,524 - Get a new dream. I did. - Get in the truck now. 625 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,109 Alright! 626 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:29,118 I guess the date's over? 627 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,663 Do me a favour. Follow us home. 628 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,594 Evening, Earl. 629 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,471 Evening, Jake. 630 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,516 - Pearl. - Jake. 631 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:45,695 Listen, Pearl, go easy on her. We don't want another seven years. 632 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:51,868 We were wondering when we'd see you. 633 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:58,708 Christ Almighty, Daddy, how will I explain you in New York City? 634 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:03,796 History's history. No use sweeping it under the rug. 635 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,511 - Wish me luck. - Go get them Yankees. 636 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:15,391 People need a passport to come down here. 637 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,788 Bryant, where is he? 638 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:48,674 Come here. Come on. 639 00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:54,388 Come on. Bryant, come on. 640 00:48:55,974 --> 00:48:57,516 What's she doing here? 641 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:01,020 I thought you'd be gone. 642 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,148 I put the money back. 643 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,281 Thanks. Saves me from bouncing a lot of cheques. 644 00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:16,118 Can he swim? 645 00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,579 Doesn't look like it. 646 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:22,792 I like what you did, though. 647 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:26,337 To the house. Should help it sell quicker. 648 00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,838 Are you moving? 649 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:34,345 Well, I've been spending a lot of my time in Tuscaloosa, so... 650 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:40,142 - How deep is that water? - About eight feet. 651 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,235 Look, Mel, I signed your papers. 652 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:56,075 I never meant to hurt you or anybody else for that matter. 653 00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,955 I just came out here to say thank you. 654 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:07,086 You might want to move out of the way. 655 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:10,423 You can't just leave! 656 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,135 Sure I can. 657 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:18,931 - You want to come? - Where are you going? 658 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:27,064 I want to show you something. 659 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:33,821 - I can't. - Can't or won't? 660 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,532 Both. 661 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:39,160 The girl I knew used to be fearless. 662 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:41,871 The girl you knew didn't have a life. 663 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:47,418 You better get on with it then. Come on, Bryant. 664 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,547 Come on, boy, get in here. 665 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,690 Do you know Bobby Ray Bailey's address? 666 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,942 81 3 Lafayette. 667 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:16,363 You don't remember me. 668 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:22,161 I remember you just fine. You used to steal catfish from my pond. 669 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,249 Yes, sir. I did that. 670 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,002 I'm sorry. 671 00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:36,217 On weekends, Bobby Ray goes to the Carmichael plantation. 672 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,845 Visits with Colonel Murphy, it being tourist season. 673 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,430 Thank you. 674 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:57,655 - Yes? - Hi. I'm Melanie Carmi. . . 675 00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:02,284 Melanie Smooter. 676 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,537 I'm here to see Bobby Ray. 677 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:10,209 If he's alive, he's out back. Come on. 678 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:15,422 They're out here somewhere. Watch your step. 679 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,806 Bobby Ray? 680 00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:26,517 Melanie? Don't move! 681 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,152 Hot damn! 682 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,821 Hold your fire, sir. 683 00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:47,246 We weren't aiming for you but I doubt I'd have gone to your funeral. 684 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:52,877 I guess I wouldn't blame you. 685 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,885 I'd forgotten how beautiful this place was. 686 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:04,889 It doesn't take much to forget things, does it? 687 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:09,226 - Bobby Ray, it's not like that. - I'll tell you what it's not like. 688 00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:12,730 It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on. 689 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,359 I'm so sorry I outed you. 690 00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:22,781 I guess I figured if I was pointing at you then.. . 691 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,118 . .nobody would see through me. 692 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:28,871 Bobby Ray! 693 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,497 I can't find the fuse! 694 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:38,714 I should go before he kills himself. 695 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:48,015 Bye. 696 00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:01,779 Afternoon. 697 00:54:01,988 --> 00:54:03,447 Can I help you? 698 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,658 Barry Lowenstein, New York Post. 699 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:09,536 Oh, boy. Am I glad to see you. 700 00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:15,167 I'll tell you, it's definitely another world down here. 701 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:17,419 - Did you say the Post? - Yes. 702 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:20,422 I was hoping to interview you and your family. 703 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,133 Maybe a few pictures, if you don't mind. 704 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:28,514 No. I mean, yes, I do. Mind. They're not here. 705 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,726 This is just as you described it. 706 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:36,021 It must have been amazing growing up here. 707 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,482 Like a fantasy. 708 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:43,737 - Could I take a quick look inside? - I'm on my way out. 709 00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:48,659 - I'll come back then. - OK, but just a peek. 710 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,205 This is it. Home, sweet home. 711 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,793 How old is this place? 712 00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:02,089 It was built by my great-great-great-grandfather. 713 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,174 Charles Carmichael, in 1 853. 714 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:08,512 Boy. I bet you slid down this bannister a time or two. 715 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,058 And over here, we have the... 716 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:19,148 . .kitchen. But who hasn't seen one of those? Over here. 717 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:36,040 This is my favourite room. 718 00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:40,711 It was part of the... Underground Railroad. 719 00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:43,213 Why are we whispering? 720 00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:46,508 The whole place is haunted. 721 00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,761 By ghosts of... 722 00:55:49,804 --> 00:55:51,889 . .Civil War soldiers. 723 00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:06,195 Dang Confederate buttons! 724 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,948 No wonder we lost the war. 725 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,328 Was that one of them? 726 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,206 Melanie? 727 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:22,419 - What are you doing in the closet? - Barry Lowenstein, New York Post. 728 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:25,714 Miss Carmichael was showing me around the plantation. 729 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:31,595 Mr Lowenstein is writing a piece on the family, 730 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:34,556 since I'm marrying the mayor's son and all. 731 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:37,226 I had no idea. Isn't that something? 732 00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:40,145 Yeah. 733 00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:45,818 A plantation by any other name is just a farm. 734 00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:49,113 But it does roll off the tongue a little sweeter. 735 00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:54,493 Miss Melanie forgot her manners. I'm Bobby Ray. 736 00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:56,078 Her cousin. 737 00:56:58,665 --> 00:56:59,706 Charmed. 738 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:07,631 The Yankees tried to destroy our metal-forming capabilities 739 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:11,176 by placing barrels of powder underneath the anvils. 740 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,139 All they managed to do was blow 'em sky-high for a few seconds. 741 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:21,311 In honour of that act of stupidity, we recreate it for the tourists. 742 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,991 What the hell was that? 743 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,242 Grandpa! 744 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:40,080 This here's Barry. He's doing an article on Melanie's wedding. 745 00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:43,167 Never heard of her! 746 00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,427 Thanks! 747 00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:01,018 Well, aren't you just a big fat liar? 748 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:05,147 - Bobby Ray! - Oh, go back to New York. 749 00:58:58,117 --> 00:58:59,993 I'm sorry about what I said. 750 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:03,747 - Really sorry. - Oh, well.. . Forget it. 751 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:11,296 OK, y'all. You need to eat and be quiet. We're gonna have us a visit. 752 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:28,814 You know, he went up there. 753 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,069 Who? Jake? When? 754 00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:37,823 About a year after you left. 755 00:59:38,032 --> 00:59:40,993 He don't know I know. But Clinton let it slip once. 756 00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:44,538 - Jake was in New York? - He'd never seen anything like it. 757 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:50,919 He realised straight off he'd need more than an apology to win you back. 758 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:56,174 He needed to conquer the world first. He's been trying ever since. 759 00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:59,303 That's why he kept sending the papers back. 760 00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:01,263 Yeah. 761 01:00:03,891 --> 01:00:06,393 It's funny how things don't work out. 762 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,480 It's funny how they do. 763 01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:57,069 Look who I found by the parking lot, hesitant to join us. 764 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:03,659 Anybody think of anything in here that might bother Bobby Ray? 765 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,535 Clinton's breath? 766 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:12,250 - You still the same Bobby Ray? - Last time I checked, yeah. 767 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:15,671 Well, then, let me buy you a drink. 768 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,340 You're really not my type. 769 01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:28,350 Honey, you drink that from the top. 770 01:01:28,559 --> 01:01:31,895 I'm just looking to see who makes this Deep South Glass. 771 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:35,190 I wonder if you can get it in New York. It's beautiful. 772 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,858 Jake! 773 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:41,738 Mel wants to know where she can find some of that snooty-falooty glass. 774 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,533 - Why ask me? - I don't know. 775 01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:46,576 Maybe because you're. . . 776 01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:50,372 You're all spiffed up and all. 777 01:01:50,581 --> 01:01:52,624 Am I missing something? 778 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:55,377 Let's show some respect, folks. 779 01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:09,307 Jake, when was the last time you pushed me around the dance floor? 780 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:11,435 Clinton has got two left feet. 781 01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:15,147 Well, Miss Taylor, I'd be honoured. Let's do it. 782 01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:17,190 Come on, Mel! Get out here! 783 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,277 Aren't you the Lord of the Dance? 784 01:02:21,654 --> 01:02:25,407 I ain't as clumsy as I look. She just can't keep time. 785 01:02:25,616 --> 01:02:27,659 You might have to prove that to me. 786 01:02:43,342 --> 01:02:45,343 He's pretty good. It might be you. 787 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,096 The hell you say! Let me at him. 788 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,686 Look at them two, welded together. 789 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:58,023 Why do they fight it? 790 01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:04,237 Maybe we could just talk. 791 01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:26,760 Come on. Let's go to the roadhouse. 792 01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:28,136 Nah. 793 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:31,431 Let's drive to Fairview and bowl a few frames. 794 01:03:32,558 --> 01:03:36,311 - I don't think so. - Want to go arrest somebody? 795 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:42,442 - I know this great place where.. . - No! 796 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,619 Y'all, I think I'm gonna call it a night. 797 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:33,660 Hey there, boy. 798 01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:36,454 Sorry it took me so long. 799 01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:40,458 I'd have come sooner if I'd known you were sick. 800 01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:47,716 Actually, that's probably not true. 801 01:04:50,761 --> 01:04:53,263 I've been pretty selfish lately. 802 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:58,768 Dogs don't know anything about that, do they, though? 803 01:05:02,231 --> 01:05:05,150 You were always like a big old pillow. 804 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:11,823 When everything went pear-shaped... 805 01:05:15,786 --> 01:05:18,288 . .you never left my side. 806 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:26,838 And then I just left you. 807 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:37,891 I bet you sat there wondering what you'd done wrong. 808 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,732 I told him it was my fault. 809 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:54,449 - Quit being so nice. - It's the truth. 810 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:57,410 Why does it have to be so complicated? 811 01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,163 - What? - The truth. 812 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,084 Life. 813 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,544 This. 814 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:11,007 He was one hell of a good dog. 815 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:14,344 Yeah. 816 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:18,765 You looked like you were having fun tonight. 817 01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:23,979 I'm happy in New York, Jake. 818 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:32,654 But then I come down here and this fits too. 819 01:06:32,863 --> 01:06:36,199 Since when does it have to be one or the other? 820 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:38,660 You can have roots and wings, Mel. 821 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,832 Maybe I can just fly south for the winter. 822 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:49,421 Look. 823 01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:53,591 - What? - There. Can you see 'em? 824 01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:01,641 Lightning bugs. Only you. 825 01:07:04,645 --> 01:07:07,147 You know, I still go out there sometimes. 826 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,527 I see those big thunderheads rolling in.. . 827 01:07:14,238 --> 01:07:16,614 It's like a religion. 828 01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:20,201 I had a dream about it the other night. 829 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:28,334 Ever wonder what would have happened if we hadn't got pregnant? 830 01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:33,298 - Jake... - Let me get this out before I can't. 831 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:39,387 I thought that baby would be an adventure. 832 01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:44,142 It took me a while to realise it would have been your only adventure. 833 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,897 I just guess Mother Nature knew better. 834 01:07:50,941 --> 01:07:53,026 I was so ashamed. 835 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:58,865 Cos I felt... 836 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:03,036 . .relieved. 837 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:10,710 And all of a sudden, I just needed a different life. 838 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:16,883 And you've done real well for yourself. 839 01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:20,887 I'm proud of you, Mel. 840 01:08:23,891 --> 01:08:27,435 I'm just sorry I never danced with you at our wedding. 841 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:34,359 I'm sure this next one will go better for you. 842 01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:41,783 Jake, I can't do this. 843 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:49,332 I know. 844 01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:18,236 Go home. 845 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:37,005 I'm just saying, is all. I saw you two looking at each other. 846 01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:42,051 Momma, I can't help how Jake feels about me. He's done nothing wrong. 847 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,889 - He's done nothing right either. - Why are we having this argument? 848 01:09:46,098 --> 01:09:49,350 I'm leaving. I'm marrying another man. 849 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:53,813 That's right, young lady. You get a second chance, so don't mess it up. 850 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:58,193 - For whom? For me or for you? - Don't sass me, OK? 851 01:09:58,402 --> 01:10:02,739 Don't you dare. I have put up with an awful lot from you over the years. 852 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:05,825 What? Like me quitting your precious pageants? 853 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:09,329 I didn't want you to end up like me! Damn it! 854 01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:14,417 You need to stay far away from here. That boy is quicksand. 855 01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:17,837 What's so wrong with being you, Momma? 856 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:22,133 I just think that you deserve better, that's all. 857 01:10:23,802 --> 01:10:25,887 I know you do. 858 01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,392 You always have. 859 01:10:32,978 --> 01:10:35,063 I'll see you in New York, alright? 860 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:38,524 You'll like it. 861 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,777 I promise. 862 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,158 Don't forget to say goodbye to your daddy. 863 01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:08,346 Daddy? 864 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:25,238 Who you looking for, darling? 865 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,490 Earl Smooter. 866 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:30,743 Fifth Regiment? 867 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,663 Anybody seen Earl Smooter? 868 01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:35,790 He's about to surrender! 869 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:37,875 Thank you! 870 01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:47,969 After you. 871 01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:57,645 Good afternoon. 872 01:11:57,855 --> 01:12:01,649 - How are you? - Good, thanks. Yourself? 873 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,818 No complaints. 874 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,113 - This is a beautiful house. - Sure. 875 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:11,451 You here to see Bobby Ray? 876 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:14,912 Actually, I'm hoping to surprise Melanie. 877 01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:17,790 - Melanie? - My fiancee. 878 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:21,544 You got the wrong house, don't you? 879 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:25,465 This is the Carmichael place, isn't it? 880 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,384 Are we talking about the same girl? 881 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,928 - Melanie Smooter? - Melanie Carmichael. 882 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:33,765 Well, that explains it. 883 01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:36,351 It sure does. 884 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:39,687 Andrew Hennings. 885 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:43,107 - Jake Perry. - Nice meeting you, Jake. 886 01:12:55,829 --> 01:12:57,830 Hey, Jake. 887 01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,957 What's going on? 888 01:13:00,959 --> 01:13:05,171 Oh, you know. Just talking to Mel's fiance here. 889 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,673 Wondering if you might know where she is. 890 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:09,550 Andrew Hennings. You must be... 891 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:13,888 I'm Bobby Ray, her. . . cousin? 892 01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:19,602 - I see you've met Jake, her. . . - Her other cousin. 893 01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:23,189 Family. It's great to meet you both. 894 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:28,444 Melanie said something about visiting her daddy up at the battlefield. 895 01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:29,695 Battlefield? 896 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:33,991 In the South, the minute the Confederacy died, it became immortal. 897 01:13:35,035 --> 01:13:38,162 Come on. I'll give you a ride up there. 898 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:41,457 That's great, thank you. Nice meeting you. 899 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:54,804 So, who's. . . Melanie Snooter? 900 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:58,808 - Local hero round here. - Why's that? 901 01:13:59,017 --> 01:14:02,520 - She blew up the bank. - And that made her a hero? 902 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:06,858 Well, notorious, anyway. She was ten. 903 01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:12,405 Fortunately, nobody was hurt, except maybe the cat. 904 01:14:13,490 --> 01:14:14,657 What cat? 905 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:17,326 The one with the dynamite on its back. 906 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:21,414 - She blew up a cat? - He was scheduled to die anyway. 907 01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:24,917 - From dynamite? - The vet said it had cancer. 908 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:30,965 So Eldon thought it'd be put in a chamber that sucks their lungs out. 909 01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:33,551 Mel couldn't bear the thought of that. 910 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:36,762 She wanted something more humane. 911 01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:38,181 Yeah, sure. 912 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:41,184 They were blasting by the new highway, 913 01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:46,022 so we took ol' Fuzz up there, taped him up. 914 01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:49,650 We used about 30 feet of fuse, just to be safe. 915 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:53,404 - Said our prayers and ran like hell. - Of course. 916 01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:58,618 So there we were, sitting in Virgie's diner, feeling pretty blue, 917 01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:03,414 when Mel sees that cat trotting down the road, searching for Eldon. 918 01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:05,791 No shit. 919 01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:09,295 We'd have caught him but once that fuse hit his tail, 920 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:10,838 he took off like a shot. 921 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,423 And into the bank. 922 01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:17,136 He probably wriggled loose from the explosive 923 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:22,225 cos people still see him, scorched tail and all. 924 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,268 He's a bit skittish round humans. 925 01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:30,358 - That's quite a story. - She was quite a girl. 926 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,321 Whatever happened to her? 927 01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:39,033 Oh, you know.. . 928 01:15:39,243 --> 01:15:43,371 Wound up pregnant, married some loser right out of high school. 929 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:18,864 Surprised? 930 01:16:23,954 --> 01:16:27,415 - What are you doing here? - I came to deliver your fiance. 931 01:16:27,624 --> 01:16:29,875 - I think she was talking to me. - Jake... 932 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:31,586 Must be exhausting. 933 01:16:31,795 --> 01:16:32,920 - What? - What? 934 01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:35,548 - Living a lie. - What is he talking about? 935 01:16:37,509 --> 01:16:40,636 You and I are in love with two different people. 936 01:16:46,476 --> 01:16:48,394 Is he a second cousin? 937 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:52,398 - He's my husband. - Your what? 938 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:55,026 - My ex-husband. - You married your cousin? 939 01:16:55,235 --> 01:16:57,820 - I came to finalise my divorce. - Jesus Christ! 940 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,531 Hey, darling. I thought that was you. 941 01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:06,203 This must be your new someone. 942 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,331 Earl Smooter. Glad to meet you. 943 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:13,878 Melanie Smooter. 944 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:19,342 Andrew, wait! Wait! 945 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:24,680 I just. .. Please! 946 01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,849 Let me try and explain myself. 947 01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:30,936 You don't understand. This is not who I am any more. 948 01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:34,357 I don't know who you are but I know one thing. 949 01:17:34,566 --> 01:17:38,486 There is a Lear jet in Mobile and I am on it. 950 01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:03,010 I know you're thinking I spoiled things good this time. 951 01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:08,974 Don't go accusing me of thinking. I ain't doing anything of the sort. 952 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:13,062 Anyway, spoiled is in the eye of the beholder. 953 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:16,190 Like these plums. 954 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:20,027 Some people might call them spoiled 955 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:24,907 but I think that these almost ruined ones 956 01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:27,368 sometimes make the sweetest jam. 957 01:18:29,579 --> 01:18:31,664 Do you need any help? 958 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:37,878 It was kind of fun seeing Daddy up there surrendering. 959 01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:42,258 Yeah. He sure does have a flair for the dramatic. 960 01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:45,553 You certainly don't get it from my side of the family. 961 01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:52,476 Hey, y'all, look who I found walking down 958. 962 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:56,272 Hi. 963 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,861 I thought you'd be halfway to New York by now. 964 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:04,947 So did I . 965 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:10,619 If I'd known company was coming, I'd have put on the dog. 966 01:19:12,038 --> 01:19:14,123 This is my momma. 967 01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:19,128 She makes the best jam in three counties. 968 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:23,090 And my dad. You already met him. 969 01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:31,682 And this is our home. This is where I grew up. 970 01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:35,519 It's a pleasure meeting you both. 971 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:39,940 I'm Andrew Hennings, Melanie's fiance. 972 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:44,695 Well, that is if she'll still have me. 973 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:55,414 Look, Mel, I really don't care what happened down here. 974 01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,294 So you have a past. I mean, who doesn't? 975 01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:11,430 What I need to know is if there is a place for me in your future. 976 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:16,560 Good Lord, that is the sweetest thing. 977 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:19,814 Go on. 978 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,614 Hello, New York City. 979 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:31,534 Woman, what are you gassin' about? 980 01:20:31,743 --> 01:20:35,788 Well, sir, my mother happens to be the mayor up there. 981 01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:40,376 And she'd like nothing better than a big, snazzy New York wedding. 982 01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:47,466 Well. . . I suppose I could take off work. 983 01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:51,428 Andrew, I. . . 984 01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:54,974 I was thinking maybe we could have the wedding here. 985 01:20:57,727 --> 01:20:58,769 Here? 986 01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:01,230 In my hometown. 987 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:04,358 If you're worried about the money. .. 988 01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:08,279 It's not about the money, Andrew. Not down here. 989 01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:16,745 A lot of people are expecting us to get married in the city. 990 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:21,125 But I think a nice quiet country wedding is just the ticket. 991 01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:29,258 Earl, Pearl, if you folks could take care of the rehearsal dinner, 992 01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:32,136 I'd really like to take care of the rest. 993 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,763 I think we could cover that. 994 01:21:36,766 --> 01:21:41,353 Heck! How many times does your only daughter get married? 995 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:48,235 Other than before. 996 01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:52,823 - Felony Melanie? - She was never convicted. 997 01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:57,870 Which is worse, child cat-killer or sons of the Confederacy? 998 01:21:58,079 --> 01:22:00,789 What do you suggest I do? Dump her for being poor? 999 01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,583 You're a Democrat, remember? 1000 01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:06,587 There's nothing wrong with being poor. I get elected by poor people. 1001 01:22:06,796 --> 01:22:10,591 And I commend her for making something of herself. 1002 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,760 I'm upset that she lied to you. 1003 01:22:12,969 --> 01:22:15,179 So what? She was ashamed of her background. 1004 01:22:15,388 --> 01:22:18,223 Who isn't embarrassed by their parents at some point? 1005 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,018 I'll assume that's a rhetorical question. 1006 01:22:21,227 --> 01:22:22,978 Assume away. 1007 01:22:25,982 --> 01:22:27,983 No one can change my mind about this. 1008 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,235 Not you, not the media, not anyone. 1009 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:33,530 Fine. 1010 01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:36,408 But admit it. I was right. 1011 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:41,538 Yes, you were right. But she came clean. Can we move on? 1012 01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:45,250 There is a wedding in your future, whether you like it or not. 1013 01:22:47,045 --> 01:22:51,382 And how does Miss Alabama plan to accommodate 500 people? 1014 01:22:51,591 --> 01:22:53,550 She has connections at the jail? 1015 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:58,639 There are several excellent choices. The Travelodge, Days Inn, Motel 6 1016 01:22:58,848 --> 01:23:02,017 and the Golden Cherry Motel, where we will be. 1017 01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:04,311 Laugh now. But if this gets out... 1018 01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:08,357 It won't. The press expects the Plaza in June. 1019 01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:31,672 About your wedding. 1020 01:23:31,881 --> 01:23:35,718 This place is gorgeous and we can control the security. 1021 01:23:35,927 --> 01:23:37,302 The Carmichael plantation? 1022 01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:40,222 It did inspire your identity, did it not? 1023 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:44,435 - You thought of everything. - I always do. Keep in touch. 1024 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:25,142 - You guys remember the sheik? - Yeah. 1025 01:24:25,351 --> 01:24:28,854 He proposed and I think I loved him, despite his billions. 1026 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,397 Why didn't you say yes? 1027 01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:36,528 I realised my head and my heart were saying two different things. 1028 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:38,405 It's a big decision. 1029 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:41,116 It's supposed to be the easiest one you make. 1030 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,367 Wasn't it? 1031 01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:49,124 Tabby, this is it! This is the stuff I was telling you about. 1032 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:51,627 "Deep South Glass." 1033 01:24:52,587 --> 01:24:54,421 Oh, yes. Let's. 1034 01:25:13,024 --> 01:25:15,109 Oh, that's pretty. 1035 01:25:20,406 --> 01:25:22,199 What's the matter? 1036 01:25:22,408 --> 01:25:23,575 Oh, my God. 1037 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:27,830 Do we know... 1038 01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:30,874 . .Mo? 1039 01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:41,510 Mel? 1040 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:10,539 Look at these. 1041 01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:13,959 It's what happens to sand when it struck by lightning. 1042 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:16,670 - She's pulling your dick. - No, really. 1043 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:19,965 I've seen it. You just have to dig it up. 1044 01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:35,230 - Hey, Bryant. - Friend of yours? 1045 01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:52,748 I saw him first. 1046 01:26:52,957 --> 01:26:56,668 I think he's already taken. 1047 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:03,634 I ... I tried to call you a couple of times. 1048 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:10,599 You and your friends should look around and have some lunch. 1049 01:27:10,808 --> 01:27:12,643 Sit on the deck. It's nice. 1050 01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:15,395 Jake. 1051 01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,070 Come on, Bryant. Let's. . . 1052 01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:25,322 Let's leave this lady alone. 1053 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,700 Come on. 1054 01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:40,170 Sir, can we help you? 1055 01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:44,508 I'm looking for a Melanie Carmichael. 1056 01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:48,428 Anybody here recognise that name? 1057 01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:53,350 - What business you got with her? - I'm afraid that's a private matter. 1058 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:56,853 Then I'm afraid we can't help you. 1059 01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:09,992 Damn reporters. 1060 01:28:10,201 --> 01:28:12,661 It's like the first ant at a picnic. 1061 01:28:14,372 --> 01:28:18,542 Now. This one here is from Louisiana. 1062 01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:21,253 It's got a little alligator on top. 1063 01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:25,299 How sweet. I can see where your daughter gets her taste. 1064 01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:33,849 This is one of those disasters waiting to happen. 1065 01:28:34,058 --> 01:28:36,768 One of the big ones only cockroaches survive. 1066 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:39,146 It's going to be fine. 1067 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:52,117 One down, seven million to go. 1068 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:55,412 Careful. You just smashed the state bird of Alabama. 1069 01:28:57,832 --> 01:28:59,416 Pearl. 1070 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:01,585 Well, finally. 1071 01:29:01,794 --> 01:29:05,547 Oh, my. Well, I can see why Melanie is so adorable. 1072 01:29:05,757 --> 01:29:08,300 I'm so happy to be here. Hi, Earl. 1073 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:11,094 We're so happy to have you here. 1074 01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:14,431 I'm sorry the place is such a mess, Mrs Hennings. Mayor! 1075 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,600 No, no. It's Kate. 1076 01:29:16,809 --> 01:29:21,355 I've been trying to get Earl to weed these shrubs and repaint the trim.. . 1077 01:29:21,564 --> 01:29:25,650 Oh, my God! Look how pretty she is, Earl. 1078 01:29:25,860 --> 01:29:29,863 - I'll bet Kate could use a drink. - Kate could indeed. 1079 01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:35,035 Come right on then. I've got some fried pickles, hot out of the grease. 1080 01:29:35,244 --> 01:29:36,286 Yum. 1081 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:42,709 It's a lovely chair, Earl. 1082 01:29:42,919 --> 01:29:46,338 To get the full effect, you pull this handle here. 1083 01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:47,756 Daddy, no! 1084 01:29:47,965 --> 01:29:49,758 Hold onto your drink, Kate. 1085 01:30:16,577 --> 01:30:19,204 - Name? - Wallace Buford. 1086 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:23,250 I'm not on that list but I've got some urgent business with the bride. 1087 01:30:23,459 --> 01:30:26,002 Not today, you don't. Trooper. 1088 01:30:26,212 --> 01:30:30,006 - Sir, let's get it turned around. - Let's go. 1089 01:30:54,323 --> 01:30:55,365 Hi. 1090 01:30:56,325 --> 01:31:00,454 - There's a wedding going on. - I heard a mention of it. 1091 01:31:01,372 --> 01:31:03,999 I sure hope this weather cooperates. 1092 01:31:04,208 --> 01:31:07,085 It's supposed to be a big one. 1093 01:31:07,753 --> 01:31:10,005 You know, Jake,.. . 1094 01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:14,134 . .you're my only son and I love you. 1095 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:20,056 But sometimes you are too much like your daddy. 1096 01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:23,810 She made her decision. 1097 01:31:26,647 --> 01:31:30,525 For somebody who's been holding onto something so hard, 1098 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,777 you're pretty quick to let it go. 1099 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:39,493 I can't control her any more than I can control the weather. 1100 01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:56,760 It's just nerves. You're doing the right thing. 1101 01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:00,305 Am l? 1102 01:32:01,974 --> 01:32:07,521 When I married your daddy. . . Lord, I was a fool for that man. 1103 01:32:07,730 --> 01:32:10,232 I couldn't put one foot in front of the other. 1104 01:32:10,441 --> 01:32:15,612 I remember thinking, "Preacher, hurry up before he changes his mind." 1105 01:32:16,989 --> 01:32:18,865 Look where it got me. 1106 01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:24,204 Sometimes that man makes me so mad, I could wring his neck. 1107 01:32:24,413 --> 01:32:25,747 But you still love him? 1108 01:32:25,957 --> 01:32:30,085 God knows I do. And only He knows why. 1109 01:32:32,004 --> 01:32:33,046 Momma... 1110 01:32:33,256 --> 01:32:37,050 He can give you a life that we never dreamed of. 1111 01:32:38,135 --> 01:32:39,594 And he adores you. 1112 01:32:43,849 --> 01:32:45,308 He does, doesn't he? 1113 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:22,762 Even if he is a Yankee, at least he's sober. 1114 01:33:22,972 --> 01:33:24,264 Miss Carmichael! 1115 01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:28,935 Get here! Get back here! 1116 01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,484 Mr Buford? 1117 01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:38,945 Get your hands off me! 1118 01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,822 Let him go! 1119 01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:46,244 Melanie? 1120 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:49,456 You are one hard woman to get in touch with. 1121 01:33:51,792 --> 01:33:55,670 Mr Buford, he signed the papers. What are you doing here? 1122 01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:04,679 He did. You didn't. 1123 01:34:05,848 --> 01:34:07,891 What? 1124 01:34:13,105 --> 01:34:14,564 I'm still married? 1125 01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:19,110 Well, . . . only if you want to be. 1126 01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:22,822 For God's sakes, Melanie, I thought you took care of this. 1127 01:34:23,032 --> 01:34:24,532 It's an honest mistake. 1128 01:34:24,742 --> 01:34:27,327 Then can we fix it before we all get soaked? 1129 01:34:28,537 --> 01:34:30,955 Does anybody have a pen? 1130 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:34,668 - Mom? - Oh, yeah, sure. 1131 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:39,005 Darling? 1132 01:34:40,716 --> 01:34:43,093 These things don't just happen, you know. 1133 01:34:45,471 --> 01:34:48,390 You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean. 1134 01:35:23,759 --> 01:35:24,801 Andrew? 1135 01:35:26,470 --> 01:35:29,848 - You don't want to marry me. - I don't? 1136 01:35:30,057 --> 01:35:34,102 No. No, you don't. 1137 01:35:34,311 --> 01:35:36,146 Not really. 1138 01:35:39,692 --> 01:35:41,776 You see, the truth is. . . 1139 01:35:43,738 --> 01:35:45,822 . . I gave my heart away long ago. 1140 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:49,701 My whole heart. 1141 01:35:49,910 --> 01:35:51,953 And I never really got it back. 1142 01:35:53,038 --> 01:35:58,793 I don't even know what else to say but I'm sorry. I can't marry you. 1143 01:36:05,968 --> 01:36:08,052 And you shouldn't want to marry me. 1144 01:36:17,646 --> 01:36:19,939 So this is what this feels like. 1145 01:36:22,359 --> 01:36:24,569 That's it? 1146 01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:29,407 You're letting her humiliate you with some bullshit about an old husband? 1147 01:36:42,463 --> 01:36:44,255 Yeah. 1148 01:36:51,138 --> 01:36:53,223 I think I am. 1149 01:36:59,605 --> 01:37:01,689 Excuse me. 1150 01:37:09,949 --> 01:37:11,324 You. . . 1151 01:37:11,534 --> 01:37:14,244 In my entire life, 1152 01:37:14,453 --> 01:37:19,249 I have never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful. 1153 01:37:20,417 --> 01:37:21,751 And I'm in politics! 1154 01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:23,878 I'm just being honest. 1155 01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:27,966 I will not allow the future president of the United States 1156 01:37:28,175 --> 01:37:31,511 to be dumped at the altar by some psycho Daisy May! 1157 01:37:32,304 --> 01:37:36,391 - You go after him, you little bitch! - Wait. Just a minute, missy. 1158 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,726 There's no need for name calling. 1159 01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:42,438 She spoke her piece and that's all there is to it. 1160 01:37:43,232 --> 01:37:47,277 Go back to your double wide and fry something. 1161 01:37:57,162 --> 01:37:59,455 Nobody talks to my momma like that! 1162 01:37:59,665 --> 01:38:02,750 Praise the Lord! The South has risen again! 1163 01:38:13,596 --> 01:38:17,056 Hey! Y'all! lf you're friends of the bride, stick around! 1164 01:38:17,266 --> 01:38:19,309 I'm gonna go find me a groom! 1165 01:39:14,239 --> 01:39:15,281 Hey, cowboy! 1166 01:39:20,871 --> 01:39:22,664 You owe me a dance. 1167 01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:25,667 Nice dress. Where's your husband? 1168 01:39:25,876 --> 01:39:27,877 I'm looking at him. 1169 01:39:30,172 --> 01:39:32,507 Apparently, you and I are still hitched. 1170 01:39:33,676 --> 01:39:36,177 - Is that right? - Yeah. 1171 01:39:37,471 --> 01:39:39,597 Why didn't you say you came to New York? 1172 01:39:40,766 --> 01:39:43,851 - I had to make something of myself. - You about done? 1173 01:39:45,312 --> 01:39:48,815 What is it about Southern girls? Can't make the right decision 1174 01:39:49,024 --> 01:39:50,733 till you try all the wrong ones? 1175 01:39:50,943 --> 01:39:52,068 I fight for what I want! 1176 01:39:52,277 --> 01:39:53,778 What do you want? 1177 01:39:53,988 --> 01:39:56,197 I don't even think you know. 1178 01:39:56,407 --> 01:40:01,035 You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake. I want you to be the last. 1179 01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:03,830 Maybe you and I had our chance. 1180 01:40:06,083 --> 01:40:08,918 Fine! Have it your way, you stubborn ass! 1181 01:40:12,589 --> 01:40:15,508 What do you want to be married to me for anyhow? 1182 01:40:22,683 --> 01:40:24,976 So I can kiss you anytime I want. 1183 01:40:44,872 --> 01:40:49,042 What the hell are you two trying to do? Get yourselves killed? 1184 01:40:50,294 --> 01:40:52,628 What seems to be the trouble, Officer? 1185 01:40:52,838 --> 01:40:54,964 I'm here to bring you in, young lady. 1186 01:40:55,174 --> 01:40:57,133 What'd she do this time? 1187 01:40:57,342 --> 01:41:01,679 Well, the way I hear it, it seems she ran out on a perfectly good cake! 1188 01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:36,255 Here we go. 1189 01:41:36,465 --> 01:41:40,176 Well, folks. Look who finally made it to their reception. 1190 01:41:40,385 --> 01:41:43,846 Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs and Mr Jake Perry! 1191 01:41:59,905 --> 01:42:02,365 You might want to keep those for the honeymoon. 1192 01:42:06,829 --> 01:42:08,913 Speech! 1193 01:42:10,499 --> 01:42:14,043 Well, I do believe I owe this lady a dance. 1194 01:42:14,253 --> 01:42:15,461 You sure do! 1195 01:42:22,261 --> 01:42:23,803 Shut up, Bryant! 1196 01:42:26,598 --> 01:42:28,683 Look at this. 1197 01:42:34,606 --> 01:42:35,648 Hey, Stella. 1198 01:42:37,943 --> 01:42:39,735 Make it a slow one. 1199 01:43:19,109 --> 01:43:21,194 Smile! 1200 01:44:14,498 --> 01:44:16,582 Alright, stand right here. 1201 01:44:21,463 --> 01:44:23,547 Alright. Stand real close!